It's another 6-8 months before the new layout?! Please, tell me that's a joke, and this is all a direct result of my flu garbled mind misreading into it.

Poor Shmeckie, I hate having the flu... It messes up your ability to recognize A+ comedy material and everything. Yes, the timeframe for the new layout was a joke. I was just poking fun at how long it took Sway to create the layout, because I like to playfully tease the forum members sometimes. You know, like how I joke about committing horrible acts of violence on Malheidsman, or how I call Dai a stupid douchebag whenever he misspells common words, or how I joke about Selatein being gay...

Alright, so that last one wasn't a very good example, but you get the idea.

Ah, well, now I feel pretty stupid.

It's OK, Shmeckie. If it makes you feel any better, I feel pretty stupid myself right now. A lengthy composition/research project for 18th Century Counterpoint can do that to me. Especially if I'm still working on it at four in the morning. Which I am.

Get well soon!

Oh, so you don't really want to maim me, A-man? Yeah, like hell! >:(

It's horrible, too, seeing how I'm so not

You disgusting homophobe.

What can I say? Full time job + 13 credit semester = not much time to create the magic. But I'm getting there, it's just taking a long time to integrate these pictures of Sel making out with burly lumberjacks.

OMG HOT

Yes Sway, we all know that greeting people at Wal-Mart and attending those morning classes at the learning center take up quite a bit of your time. Don't worry though, I'll just tell the investors that my graphic designer was too busy dicking around to finish the layout within the proposed timeframe. I'm sure they'll understand. How you were dicking around and all, I mean.

Jealous, I see.

Investors? I am sorry but three stuffed teddy bears, a llama and a GI Joe action figure do not constitute as investors.

Do not mock the Cobra Commander and his Stuffed Sentry.

Hey Arc, how'd you like your ass to be stuffed full of my foot, huh?

Hey, I invest monopoly dollars in the site!

Go for it, but the llama is on my side.

All joking aside; why, exactly, can the Anime Web Turnpike kiss your ass?

They deleted the link to my site for the third time without any sort of warning or explanation whatsoever. Furthermore, while surfing their site, all the Flash banners and various ads have overwhelmed my system to the point that my internet has crashed twice now, and that almost never happens on this computer. It's just a really horrible website. You can bet your ass their link will be gone from my links page after the site undergoes the server change, that's for sure.

You should send Cobra Commander after them. That would be a smart way to use your investors.

Are these forums temporairy untill the new layout appears? Or what? Im missing something here Can anyone explain why there is a new forum?

Arigato-su!

These fora are newer than the ezBoard fora we used to hang out until ez f..... uh, crashed those. They say it was a hacker attack, but we know better.

Oh yes. We know better.......

Anyhow we lost most of the topics and posts, and decided to move to a new forum and start over. This is it. When the new layout arrives (like THAT's going to happen any time soon ) only the way the forums look will change. All the topics and posts will remain.

For once, Malheidsman got the whole story right. EzBoard was just screwing around with us too much, so I moved the forums over to the Invision boards which you are reading at this moment. These forums will undergo a visual change sometime in the future to match the layout of the site when it's completed, but beyond that, these forums should stay pretty much the same as they are now.

Pssh, can't have me taking your spotlight away, eh Alex? Just HAD to repeat what I just said EH ALEX?? Pssh.

Well, I can't really blame him. I mean, coming from Alex it at least has a somewhat legit ring to it, whereas when you say stuff like this I can't help but feel like it's just all part of some elaborate scam where you cheat all of us out of our most valuable belongings. Again.

WHAT? You mean you guys actually have valuable belongings again?? Why wasn't I told! Ok, now it's an elaborate scam. Pssh.

Hey, look at that, Mr. New Member figured out how the quote button works. Good job dude! For your next assignment, try making a post that has a point to it.