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T_K_17
With all these DKM mocks popping up, why not make another?

On with the mock!

His stuff is normal *cough*
My stuff is bold

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CHAPTER ONE

Kari and TK bid goodbye to their friends at school. TK was taking Kari out for a night on the town at seven pm for her 18th birthday, even though her birthday wasn't really until Saturday.

T.K. apparently has a deathly fear of dating on a Saturday.

Yolei, Ken, and Cody wished good luck to the happy couple, but in reality, they didn't like what was going on at all.

They never approved of T.K. after Mykan replaced them with Dakaris.

Ken looked out the window into the schoolyard, and saw his best friend Davis still sitting on the jungle gym, starring off into space.

They have jungle gyms in Japanese high schools?

“Poor Davis” said Cody sadly.

Davis had heard that Kari, the girl whom he loved since they first met, was now officially TK's girlfriend.

They filled out the proper forums and everything!

This really upset him a lot. It was bad enough for her to go out with someone else, but did it have to be with TK, his most hated romantic rival.

Who would his least hated be?

The wind was ruffling up Davis spiky brown hair sending dead bugs onto his face, but he still didn't move.

Dead bugs? How old is that jungle gym?


The only hint that he was officially alive, were the tears that fell from his eyes.

Davis is a pussy.

“Ken, do you think he'll be alright?” asked Yolei, her boyfriend replied with, “I don't think I can answer that Yolei!”

Ken: "I don't know why I'm shouting, Yolei!"


The three friends walked out of the school, and decided to let Davis have his space.

But they were looking at him through the window...

They really wished they could help him, but still, they knew Kari and TK were happy now.

All three of them did want to see their friends happy, but not at the cost of another friend's happiness!

Narrator: "I don't know why I'm shouting, either!"

That night, Davis was in his room watching DragonBall Z, a show that he truly admired.

He can relate to the spiky hair.

The characters fight off the evil creatures reminded Davis of what he had done and was still doing for others.

Davis was the new leader of the Digi destined; he was the bearer of three Digi eggs, Courage, Friendship, and Miracles.

Don’t forget egg #4: Digiegg of OOC.

With his Digimon Partner Veemon at his side, Davis was able to save is friends lives countless times.

He was the first to break Ken's/ Digimon Emperor's No Digivolving spell.

He had +12 No Digivolving spell resistance.


He Destroyed Ken's base and Kimeramon.

He never gave up while things seemed hopeless.

That one’s not very specific.

He was the only one who could break Malomyotismon's brain control.


No matter what was going on or how hopeless the situation was…Davis would always lead the others to victory.

The only problem was, on the show, many of the Z fighters, were sometimes compensated for such a hard battle.

Davis will not be satisfied until he is paid to save the world.

Davis on the other hand, his problems just continued to grow and grow.
His friends never gave him as much as a real thank you. Bullies at school kept picking on Davis to try and sample the So-called Power he possessed.

While Veemon stood on the sidelines and watched.

And to top it all off, the girl Davis was in love with, was now in the arms of TK.

However, it was partially because of Davis' feelings for Kari that he was now facing these problems, even more alone than ever.

Instead off falling in love…he was falling to pieces.

Davis looked up from his bed, and saw Demiveemon, fast asleep. He smiled; at least he had one friend who understood his feelings.

Then he looked out the window at the starry night sky. He looked up at the biggest star, and said, “Hi Dad…How are you feeling tonight?”

“I keep telling you, Sirius B, this kid on Earth keeps calling me his dad!”

Davis' Father had died in a car crash 6 years ago, and Davis looked up at the same star every night, and prayed to his fallen father.

Ah yes, the memorable character of Davis's father. He truly left an impact on us all.

Davis' life had changed ever since that terrible day.

Now no one was strong enough to open the pickle jars.

Now that his Dad was gone, Davis had officially become Man-of-the-House. He had a big responsibility to care for his mother, and his older sister.



Davis' Mother had a job as an Accountant for the Obadiah Social Committee.

However, the business had gone down like a dropping brick, and showed no sign of rising again. The payment was not going well either.

Why did the business go down, exactly?

To make Davis sad.


Luckily Davis' older sister Jun, who was nearly 25, had already graduated from medical College.

She now had a job as a Nurse down at the Hospital where Joe worked.

Her Salary was indeed very high, but her paycheck only came, about once every 18 months or so. Not in enough time.

18 months?! Holy crap that’s a long time!

Also, Jun had worked so hard, and yet she was still Near-desperately waiting for her promotion, from Nurse, to Doctor!



Joe was there to help her as often as he could, but the head supervisor just couldn't give Jun what she wanted.

He said “2 years of study isn't enough experience at this place to become a Doctor.”

Still, even with all that money Jun made, it was still not enough to get out of the woods.

To do that, they would need Smokey the Bear!


The family had to pay for rent, for car park, bills, and even permits, ECT, ECT.

Environmental Compliance Technician? Emission Computed Tomography? European Central Time? Wikipedia’s got, like, twenty of these.

The Motomiya's financial troubles were getting so bad, that Davis had immediately applied for, and had a Job at the movie theater.

Getting a job? Why can’t Mykan do this?

Lots of people thought working at the movies was fun, but nobody really knew how difficult it was for Davis.

He hates movies.

Davis had to drop out of school, every now and then, so he really only went to school three days a week, instead of all five weekdays.

Those snacks aren’t going to sell themselves. Unless you live in Japan, where you can buy everything from pizza to underwear from the vending machines.

Even if he could fit school into his schedule, he had to arrive late, and leave early to make it to work on time.

This was indeed one of the key reason's his grades were going down. For he barely even had the time to open a book lately.

Davis can read? lol j/k!

It was mostly Tuesday's and Thursday's, and Saturday's he was off to the theater, but not to sell snacks, not to work projectors, nor count the money. He was a Janitor.

You know, one of those people.

It was his job to sweep the floors, pick up the trash, and any other of the messes those ungrateful teenagers left behind.

The teenagers who would have been at school, right?

All that hard work and people were mostly still criticized him, and said, “Get a better job ya Dork”.

Just beat them with your mop.

Easily, the worst part of it all was seeing all the happy couples, boys taking their girlfriends to see romantic movies. It only made him wish he had won Kari's heart even more.

The tragic death of his father and the shame of losing Kari. No wonder his life was so banged up!

Narrator: "I once again don’t know why I’m shouting!"

He missed his Dad so much, and was so tired of being mistreated that sometimes he wished that he had powers like Goku off Dragon Ball Z.

Violence is always the answer, Davis.


That way not only could he become even more powerful than any being in this world or the Digital World.

Was that even a full sentence?

He could fight crime on his father's behalf, in avenge over his death, and…who knows maybe even impress Kari.

Sadly, Davis was no longer a guy who believed that dreams could come true anymore.

That is, until he went to Disney World!

He took one last look at the star, then lies back down quietly, and fell asleep.

For tomorrow was Friday, and he had to go to school.

There's a little more to it than that, Mykan. First he would have to be fresh, go down stairs, have his bowl, have cereal, ECT, ECT.

Later that night, the large star that Davis was looking at, began to cast a ray of bright light through Davis' bedroom window.

And there, stood the spirit of Jake Motomiya. He looked down at his 18-year-old son, and sat down on his bed.

[b]Jake? Is that the best you could come up with, Mykan?


“Davis my son.” he cried, “You have done so much for so many, and yet all you receive is more suffering.”

“The way I see it boy, you deserve nothing more than to have your wish come true”.

“Rather then let you build character like you should, I’m going to hand you super powers just because your life sucks.”

Jake held his hands together, and a beam of light began to travel from his hands into Davis body.

He changed most of the cells in Davis' body so they weren't like a normal human's body at all.

Some cells remained unchanged, like the ones down there.

He was also awakening special powers that were hidden with in each of the three Digieggs he had collected, giving him the power he desired.

This way, Davis would be exactly like he wished he could be, Stronger, faster, and Do only the right things.

And be even more OOC that usual.

When all was done, Jake blew a kiss to Davis, as he floated away

To where?

Towards the sky.

Oh.

“Your wish has been granted Davis…when you wake up, you will be very surprised…Sleep tight son…I love you”

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So to recap: Davis's life sucks so his dad gives him super powers.

Well, what do you think?
Caim
That was awsome. biggrin.gif

I don't believe anyone will ever find out why Mykan enjoys putting exclamation points in highly innapropriate places.
Mysty
"HAY, GUYZ, WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK WE'RE BADLY-WRITTEN PLOT DEVICES!"

Mykan needs to get a clue. Seriously.

Good mock, though smile.gif

Edit: Also, where the hell is "Obadiah"? I was under the impression that the Digidestined lived in Odaiba, which is an actually-existing district of Tokyo.
Mikey XL5
Dude. cool.gif

Whoever this DKM guy is, he sounds like a real retard.

I mean, who's sick enough to be overly obsessed in fictional charcters that don't exist.
Yunagirlamy
QUOTE (Mikey XL5 @ Mar 6 2008, 09:37 AM)
I mean, who's sick enough to be overly obsessed in fictional charcters that don't exist.
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Err... I am... With this guy called Sora. *Laughs nervously*
Mysty
Yeah, but the difference between you and Mykan, YGA, is that you know Sora doesn't actually, y'know, exist. You were there for that conflict with him; he thinks that fictional characters are real, and that it's his job to solve any problems in the show by writing his fanfiction.
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (Yunagirlamy @ Mar 6 2008, 01:39 PM)
Err... I am... With this guy called Sora. *Laughs nervously*
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Sora? You mean that Kingdom Hearts Sora?

*Laughs Hysterically*

I'm sorry but that is just sick.

No, serriosuly, You think the guy's cute, that's okay. I mean I respect that, I think think Pincess Zelda's a babe.
Mysty
*points to the post above yours* That's all I have to say.
Yunagirlamy
Well, I'm not madly in love with Sora, but I think he's fit - the fifteen year old one, that is.
Mysty
Yeah, we're allowed to like fictional characters. I mean, that's kind of the point, isn't it?

It's when you get to Mykan's point that you need to stop and take a long, hard look at your life.
Yunagirlamy
QUOTE (Mysty @ Mar 6 2008, 11:23 AM)
Yeah, we're allowed to like fictional characters.  I mean, that's kind of the point, isn't it?

It's when you get to Mykan's point that you need to stop and take a long, hard look at your life.
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Yep to both.
Mysty
Something I just realized: He says that June is "awaiting the promotion from nurse to doctor", but I don't think Mykan realizes that you take different classes to become a Registered Nurse than you'd take to become an MD.

Which kind of proves Mykan never looked into going to college, considering even if that isn't the field you want, you're bound to notice it while going through lists of majors.
awesumof2+2
This mock's great. I especially like the part where Jake's spirit comes in the night! Is he a dragon man?
T_K_17
QUOTE (Mysty @ Mar 6 2008, 12:56 PM)
Something I just realized: He says that June is "awaiting the promotion from nurse to doctor", but I don't think Mykan realizes that you take different classes to become a Registered Nurse than you'd take to become an MD.
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I considered mentioning that, but I wasn't sure that was the case.

I'll start work on chp 2 when the comp is available, btw.

EDIT: I finally modified the mock to address this.
Mysty
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When all was done, Jake blew a kiss to Davis, as he floated away


THAT'S NOT SUGGESTIVE AT ALL, RIGHT THAR!

I love taking quotes out of context.

Edit: Yeah, TK, nurses and doctors have different training. By Mykan's logic, my mom could become a doctor just because she's a CNA (certified nurse's assistant). If Mykan logic were world logic, there would be anarchy.
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (Mysty @ Mar 6 2008, 06:55 PM)
THAT'S NOT SUGGESTIVE AT ALL, RIGHT THAR!

I love taking quotes out of context.

Edit: Yeah, TK, nurses and doctors have different training.  By Mykan's logic, my mom could become a doctor just because she's a CNA (certified nurse's assistant).  If Mykan logic were world logic, there would be anarchy.
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And you say this guy got banned? Too bad... I was hoping he'd stick around long enough for me to see him make an even bigger loser out of himself.
Mysty
Oh, no, Mikey; you DON'T wish he could stick around a while longer. He was here for about a week and had already over-stayed his welcome. He tried to cover his tracks by replacing all his posts with elipses, but check out the other threads for his fics and see the conversations.
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (Mysty @ Mar 6 2008, 07:06 PM)
Oh, no, Mikey; you DON'T wish he could stick around a while longer.  He was here for about a week and had already over-stayed his welcome.  He tried to cover his tracks by replacing all his posts with elipses, but check out the other threads for his fics and see the conversations.
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Oh, I've seen them.

Each one of them made me want to vomit all the more.

That guy seriously needs to see the light, and get a life.
Mysty
If only it were that easy. Spleck. He lives in his own little world, as was demonstrated by the fact that several of us tried several times to be reasonable with him. He even asked Al for some criticism on his fanfics, and when he got it, he just rejected it.

If you can find a more hopeless person, I'd love to see them. I can put them on my growing list, entitled "Proof against the theory of survival of the fitest".
Minkeyboodle
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This mock's great. I especially like the part where Jake's spirit comes in the night! Is he a dragon man?

No because then he would be TROGDOOOOOOOOOORRRR!
Zekushionn
I actually think DKM may have benefited the forum in one way.

He's made us quite a bit more active, I believe. At least in this subforum. This was the kind of place where you would check and respond to a person's post up to a week later - now there are people online at the same time, talking. 8D

And yet, I don't feel grateful to him. He was more annoying than helpful. :\
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (Zekushionn @ Mar 6 2008, 09:26 PM)
I actually think DKM may have benefited the forum in one way.

He's made us quite a bit more active, I believe. At least in this subforum. This was the kind of place where you would check and respond to a person's post up to a week later - now there are people online at the same time, talking. 8D

And yet, I don't feel grateful to him. He was more annoying than helpful. :\
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Yeah, well I've seen the "Banned" marked. That guy's long gone.

I hope the next chapter gets uploaded soon, I'd like to try this mocking.

Heh, I think I'm going to like it here.
T_K_17
I don't have access to the computer right now, so the next chapter may have to wait 'till tomorrow.

If you want to make your own mock, Mikey, D-K M's got plenty of material to work with. Which makes me wonder: Would it be a good idea to archive his fics? On the off chance that he actually gets a life and deletes his work to avoid future humiliation?
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (T_K_17 @ Mar 6 2008, 10:14 PM)
I don't have access to the computer right now, so the next chapter may have to wait 'till tomorrow.

If you want to make your own mock, Mikey, D-K M's got plenty of material to work with. Which makes me wonder: Would it be a good idea to archive his fics? On the off chance that he actually gets a life and deletes his work to avoid future humiliation?
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Well... as much as I hate to say this, (I'm not defendning DKM)...

But I think that's a little cold. I mean, sure he writes crappy, but if he likes to do it, let him be. Even if it means we get to poke all the more fun at him.

I got this idea from an adult rated TV show once; "Since you're so horrbily depressed, I've decided to leave you in your current state. Not like you could get any worse anyway."

If DKM wants to crash and burn... I say let him do it. Sooner or later he's bound to get the picture.
Yunagirlamy
Yeah, but we've been mocking him for quite a while now, so we can't just think, "Oh, we've been mocking him for a while now, but one person says we should leave him be, so lets just do that."

We just can't do that.
Mikey XL5
QUOTE (Yunagirlamy @ Mar 7 2008, 10:50 AM)
Yeah, but we've been mocking him for quite a while now, so we can't just think, "Oh, we've been mocking him for a while now, but one person says we should leave him be, so lets just do that."

We just can't do that.
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Yo... I didn't mean we should stop mocking him. Heck, I'd even like a crack at this guy's garbage.
Yunagirlamy
Whatever. I don't really care about DKM.
Al_Cone
Hmm...

I said before, there's the possibility of him coming back with a clone account and lurking around. Or just lurking around.

Although, knowing him, he'd probably just do a clone account.
Yaoi Fairy
Unless MoA's got IP Ban...? Some webmasters don't like doing that because of AOL users sometimes having the same IP address even though they're completely different people.
BTW, I'm an AOL user.
Al_Cone
I don't think MoA IP banned him.

It's no use getting paranoid over though.
T_K_17
Before I post Chapter 2, I'd like to address some previous concerns voiced by a certain MinkeyBoodle last week on the Megazords vs Gundams board:

QUOTE (Minkeyboodle @ Mar 1 2008, 05:10 AM)
Ditto to YGA (And MoA take pitty on Revan he's well... a dumbass)

EDIT: So wait... should we stop mocking him or not?  (Also am I the only one bugged by the fact that the newest member is T K 107 or something)

EDIT THE SECOND: It doesn't look he's from FF but I'm still rather weary about him.
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QUOTE (Minkeyboodle @ Mar 1 2008, 05:44 AM)
Right i'll post a chapter later today.  Also i'm going to check FF.net to see if this TK guy is one of Mykans Takari rivals.
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Okay, so first off: No, I don't have a FF.net account, or rather, I didn't have one at the time, I have one now, but I had none at the time. Seeing as I had no FF account, it should be obvious now that I'm not one of D-K M's "Takari rivals" either. My arrival on this site shortly after him is a total coincidence. I understand why you were weary about me, but I'm sure we can be super special awesome friends now, right? Anyway, on with the mock!

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CHAPTER TWO

The next morning, the ringing of Davis' alarm clock told him it was time to get up for school.

The ringing: "Hey, I didn't tell him anything! I'm just a verb!"


Even though it was Friday, Davis knew this was going to be another one of those days.

Today the repo man comes.

He reached up to tap the switch on the clock so it would stop ringing, but when he touched it…the entire clock was smashed to pieces.

It asploded!

“What, how did that happen?” he cried out loud, he didn't know,

Gee! Really?

but just then he heard his mother calling.

“Davis, its 7:30, you're going to be late for school” called his Mother.

His copy of Earthbound hates tardiness.

“I'll be right there Mom” he called back.

He leaped out of bed, and without noticing, he leaped right up to the ceiling banging his head on it.

If he was a Saiyan, wouldn't he burst through the roof?

He landed on the bed clutching his head in surprisingly less pain than was expected, “Hey, how did I do that?” he asked to no one.

No One didn't have an answer.

He walked to the bathroom and checked his head; there wasn't even a bruise on him. Then it got interesting as he looked at this body.

Davis: "Hey! This group of zits looks kind of like Shigeru Miyamoto!"

His arms were bulging out to the size of large base-balls. His chest stood way out in front, and his stomach was…Well…!

It was triangle shaped!

“Holy mackerel Look at me!” he said while feeling his arms. “Even my muscles have got muscles”.

"I even have muscles on my eyeballs."

Davis stared at himself until his sister Jun burst in, and tried to shove him out of the bathroom.

“Davis I'm late for work, I need to use the bathroom” she snarled while trying to pick him up and toss him out.

Now usually, when Jun was in this type of mood, Davis usually ended up thrown face down on the floor, outside of the bathroom.

Some Tommy Lee Jones he makes.

But this time, no matter how hard she tried, Davis didn't budge an inch.

Why didn't she notice the baseball sized arms? The stand out chest? The triangle stomach?!

That's when she noticed how much more muscular he was than he was the last time she saw him.

Took her long enough.

It was like trying to move a hippopotamus on an elephant.

What difference would it make if it was on an elephant or not?

Luckily Davis was getting hungry, and he left the bathroom.

Jun was confused. So confused that she almost forgot to get back to toilet in time.

Jun is so stupid apparently that she might sh*t herself if distracted long enough.

At Breakfast, while Davis ate through his food, his mother pointed out. “Boy honey you sure look different today”

Nameless Mom: "Did you change your hair? Your goggles? Your stomach?"

“You noticed?” mocked Davis, “Yes I did, besides the fact you've had four square meals already”.

I believe Davis just asked himself and answered his own question.

Davis nearly choked on his food. Did I really eat that much' he thought.

You just said you did.


I know I can eat more than Yolei does, but this is ridiculous.”

Ooh, Burn on Yolei!

“You better run along Davis or you'll be late” said his mother. Davis got up and went back to his room.

Mom Motomiya: "Wrong door, dear."


Davis got dressed in his usual outfit,

Which, strangely, still fit around his bulging muscles and triangle stomach.

he brushed his teeth, but still stared himself in the mirror.

This isn't like me at all' he thought to himself.

First I smash my alarm clock with a simple tap. Then I jump out of bed, and bang my head on the ceiling, and it doesn't hurt me at all!”

Davis: "Could this have anything to do with my burning desire to become Goku? Nah!"

“Next I look at myself, and discover that I have biceps the size of base-balls. Now I find out that can eat more than a horse… what is this?'

Davis: "Oh my God, a spider!"

Davis was brought back down to earth by his sister yelling; Davis school starts in five minutes GET GOING!”

Davis jumped up, grabbed his backpack, and was out the door like lightning…literally. Davis tore through the town like a speeding bullet.

His backpack and clothing were vaporized instantly, and he died of embarrassment as everyone laughed at his tiny penis. The End.

When he arrived at school, he went to his first class of the day, and saw that no one was there yet.

Davis's first period class shall forever remain a mystery.

Davis checked the hallway clock, and gasped, not even 30 seconds had passed by yet. For the first time in school history, Davis was actually earlier than the teacher.

“Okay I have got to be dreaming” he said out loud, “There is no way I made it here in the blink of an eye!”

Davis was still thinking about it as the day went by, he did manage to get his schoolwork work done, but in his head it was a different story.

"Schoolwork work". That doesn't need a joke. Actually, I just can't think of one.

Something's happened to me, but I don't know what it is. It's like my strength and speed have increased dramatically… but how?'

Davis: "It's like I went through a complete physical transformation, but not quite!"

Davis stopped thinking about it when his eyes caught the sight of TK and Kari sitting in front of him.

Davis: "My Dakari Senses are tingling!"

TK had one arm wrapped around Kari, and she rested her head on his shoulder.

Davis began to feel upset again, he still wished that he was the one over there beside Kari.

“Who am I kidding?” he mumbled to himself, “Kari wouldn't want me even if she knew how different I've become now!”

Davis, just like in the show, is a total emo.

Eventually school came to an end. Davis went to his locker and discovered a pink invitation inside with Kari's handwriting on it.

Dear Davis,

Please go to hell you pussy bastard.

Hatefully, Kari


You're invited to my birthday party Davis.

Its tomorrow.

I bet we'll all have fun.

I can't wait to see you all there.

Yours truly

Kari


First she breaks my heart, and now she's trying to suck it up' Davis thought to himself. Well this time she's gone too far'

Davis: "How dare she invite me to her party!"

Davis clenched his fist so hard, that he actually saw a small speck of light escape from his hand when he released his fist.

Hadouken!

The light flew past the students in the hallway, and it made contact with…Yami Tutsumi, the biggest bully in school.

Yami? Time for a macro:



The crowd went silent, as the huge boy stood up. “WHO'S THE WISE GUY” he thundered. The crowd all pointed at Davis, except his friends.

So everyone pointed at him, then.

Yami pounded his big feet over to Davis, “All right punk, you want to explain this!” he roared.

Yami: "You want to explain. Me want to hear explain. Me challenge you to DUEL!"

Davis kept an angry look on his face. “Explain what your anger or the note that just hit you?” he mocked. The crowed gasped.

in shock at how his sentence made no sense.

“I thought so punk. You'd better be at that flag pole in 5 minutes pronto, or I'll just kill you right here and now”.

“All right Yami, you'll get your fight”! Said Davis, Everyone gasped in fear again. No one had ever picked a fight with Yami Tutsumi and lived to tell the tale.

Does that mean he's committed murder? Wouldn't he have been arrested for that?

Also, Davis seems surprisingly confident for someone who was acting like a total emo just minutes before.


5 minutes later, at the flagpole. Everyone gathered around for the big fight.

“You should've run while you had the chance punk!” yelled Yami. “Now I'll have to teach you a lesson you won't forget”!

A lesson in card games, no doubt.

Davis just laughed hysterically. “Hey what's so funny?” asked Yami.

“You don't know what it's like to be the guy on the ground Yami” said Davis. “But since no one's ever shown you that I guess I'll be the first”.

But Davis never would show him, as Yami promptly Mind Crushed him. The End.

“BRING IT ON”.

Kari and TK were standing in the front row of the crowd. “TK you've got to help him!” cried Kari. She wasn't about to stand here and watch Davis get beaten up!

Shouting is fun!

Davis just looked back, and said. “Don't you dare! This is my fight, and I don't need, or want any help.”

T.K. has no say in this, of course.

Yami walked right up to Davis, and began clenching his right fist! “All right Freak, I'm going love this!”

Yami: "You going hate this! They going watch this! Me playing card game later!"

With an angry roar, Yami punched Davis straight in the nose, but shocking as it was, Davis didn't even flinch. He wasn't hurt, he didn't even said ouch.

I didn't even understood this.

Yami tried to land more punches into Davis body, but Davis managed to avoid them all by quickly ducking or dodging out of their paths. The crowd was confused, especially Davis' friends

They were the least confident in Davis's abilities, before.

“Now it's my turn” Davis snickered. “Humph” snorted Yami “The chicken's going to hit me…Well go ahead I dare you!” he just stood there.

Davis raised one finger, and tapped Yami's stomach, and Yami flew backwards twenty feet away, and landed unconscious.

I need someone to help me explain this...



Thanks, Morbo!


The crowd went wild as Davis exited the ring, and walked away. TK and Kari were shaking in their shoes.

They knew they were next.

“O-okay I'm crazy here” cried TK, “Did I just see Davis just beat the biggest bully in school with only one finger?”

“Not only that TK” said Kari, “But he took a big punch in face and wasn't even scratched, and he dodged about 20 other blows”.

Thanks, T.K. and Kari, for repeating what we already know.

Kari couldn't help but feel that Davis was not the same guy anymore, something seemed different about him.

Different? I don't know what she means...

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So to recap: Davis grows freakin' huge muscles, but no one notices. Then he beats up Yugi's sexy alter ego.
Minkeyboodle
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Okay, so first off: No, I don't have a FF.net account, I may visit the site from time to time, but right now I have no account there, my cousin does, however, and I call dibs on any future mocks of his work. Seeing as I have no FF account, it should be obvious now that I'm not one of D-K M's "Takari rivals" either. My arrival on this site shortly after him is a total coincidence. I understand why you were weary about me, but I'm sure we can be super special awesome friends now, right? Anyway, on with the mock!


Heh, sorry about that, I was just being careful thats all. And yes we can be Super Special Awesome Friends.
Shmeckie
For some reason, those Morbo jokes keep being funny...
Mysty
Maybe because Morbo can always make something funny?

There should be a religion for Morbo if he can save something as bad as a Dakari-King Mykan fic repeatedly.
Minkeyboodle
Yeah, even I used him for the new bonus episode!
LadyVivamus
QUOTE (Mysty @ Mar 8 2008, 11:46 AM)
Maybe because Morbo can always make something funny?

There should be a religion for Morbo if he can save something as bad as a Dakari-King Mykan fic repeatedly.
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I'd be a loyal follower of the Great Morbo, whose words of wisdom never fail to be hilarious.
Serra
You know, giving your kids super powers isn't really a good idea. A bit of fatherly advice may have been better.

Like 'Son, stop being such a pussy or you'll never get any.'
Al_Cone
Wow. I can't decide if Davis is a self-insert or not. I know Mykan turned Link into one, but I'm not sure if Davis qualifies as a self-insert, or a badly-written character.

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The only problem was, on the show, many of the Z fighters, were sometimes compensated for such a hard battle. Davis on the other hand, his problems just continued to grow and grow.


You're right! It's not like all of the Z-Fighters have died at least once! It's not like Gohan lost his father on two nonconsecutive occasions! Yeah, they were always recognized for their good deeds and beloved by the populace, especially when Gohan killed Cell and everybody thanked him personally!

[/sarcasm]
Minkeyboodle
I think it's a bit of both Al.
T_K_17
QUOTE (Minkeyboodle @ Mar 8 2008, 10:08 AM)
Heh, sorry about that, I was just being careful thats all.  And yes we can be Super Special Awesome Friends.
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Great! Let's celebrate with a new mock!

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CHAPTER THREE

Yolei, Ken, and Cody were walking with Davis. “Hey Davis that was amazing” said Ken, “I've never seen a guy stand up to a punch like that”.

Davis didn't respond, he was busy inside his mind trying to analyze what just happened.

Davis: "What the hell did I just do?"

Ken: "You beat some guy up."

Davis: *snaps fingers* "That right! I remember now!"


He was so busy thinking, that he didn't realize that he walked right out into the street.

“DAVIS…LOOK OUT” screamed Yolei, as a car came right up to Davis ready to knock him down.

That car was preparing for this moment its entire life.

Davis turned his head and saw the car. He jumped up… 300 feet in the air, and out of the way.

Car: "Curse you Davis! I'll get you next time!"

Down on the ground, his friend's eyes nearly burst from their faces.

None of the other countless pedestrians or drivers seemed to care.

“How did he jump so high?” asked Cody. Ken and Yolei were silent.

You don't really need to tell us that. We know they didn't say anything, because they DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"

It was cool enough that Davis had jumped a great height, but what was even more amazing, he didn't start to fall down, not even and inch.

Not even a centimeter. Not even a freakin' millimeter!

“WOW… am I really doing this?” he said to himself, as he thrust himself forward. He started soaring through the clouds like a plane.

“This can't be… but it is… I CAN FLY!”

He can fly, he can fly, he can flyyyyyyy!

He yelled happily as he soared high and low, he even waved to a pilot in his plane as he passed by.

The pilot almost fainted in his seat, at the sight of a boy flying like a bird.

Yolei: "So...Is Davis coming back?"

Ken: "I don't know, Yolei!"


In a psychiatrists office. The woman was talking to a man who claimed to see people flying.

Wait. Is this the pilot, or is this some other guy who just happens to be seeing things in order to set up for a joke?

“Now first of all you have to realize that humans can't fly” said the woman, until she looked out the window and saw Davis wave at her as he passed by.

I'm hoping it's just option #2. Not even Mykan can make this sudden of a scene change.

“It is entirely… UNBELIEVEABLE!” she screamed and fainted right along with her patient.

At about sunset, Davis flew home for dinner, but he stopped on the rooftop off the building.

“There's only one explanation for all this.” He said to himself. “My prayers must have been answered.

Somehow, I've obtained the powers like the Saiyan's have off DragonBall Z”.

Ding ding ding! It may have taken him all day, but he was finally able to discern that his super powers resemble those from the characters of his favorite TV show! Way to go, Davis!

Davis was up late that night taking notes off the show. “I've got to keep monitoring my actions”. He said to himself.

“I have to understand the lengths of my new found power… but how can I learn to focus what I have, and to perfect new skills?”

You could try testing them on some far away planet, rather than just watch TV.

Davis went to bed thinking what he could do, so people, especially not his friends would figure this out.

No way would we want them to find out that he had super strength and flying powers, which he DEMONSTRATED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!

“But when I do, I could probably become a super crime fighter. Then maybe I can take my place as man of the house now that Dad is gone”.

I thought he already was "man of the house"?

Davis decided that he needed to do exactly what the Saiyans themselves would do to stay focused…TRAIN.

He racked his brain all night to come to this conclusion.

TK and Kari were out having a romantic dinner together, but they were still concerned about Davis' actions that day.

Forget what I said about Mykan not making sudden scene changes.

“What I don't understand was where that strange light came from?” asked Kari, “You know the light that hit Yami?”

T.K.: "Uh, no. I was too busy playing WarioWare."

TK looked up from his meal and said. “Davis probably was lighting a paper on fire as a practical joke.”

T.K.: "And then he decided to throw it. At the toughest guy in school. My logic is flawless."

Kari just frowned. “I don't see how that's possible” she said. “What do you mean?” TK asked.

Kari: "What I mean is I don't see how it's possible that Mykan doesn't know how to properly format dialogue."

“Well, Davis hasn't played any practical jokes since 7th grade.

'Cause that's when he turned emo.

Even if he was playing one, he would never use fire, besides he doesn't even carry a lighter on him.”

“And in case you didn't notice, that fire was blue, not orange.”

T.K.: "Of course I didn't notice. WarioWare, remember?"

TK hated to admit it but Kari was right.

T.K.: "Dammit Kari! Stop being right!"

“But it still doesn't explain how much stronger her seems to be.”

T.K.: "Or why her had the triangle stomach, or why her could fly."

“I hope he's okay TK.” Said Kari, “I'm sure he is Kari, I'm sure he is”. TK replied.

Little did she know that T.K. had stuffed Davis's body in the trunk.

However, TK couldn't help notice all the concern his girlfriend seemed to be pouring out to Davis.

The next morning Davis and Veemon went to the Digital World at 6:00 am.

“Davish!” Groaned the little Digimon still half-asleep. “Why did we come to the Digital world so early for?”

Woah! There are Digimon in this story? I am in utter shock at this unexpected turn of events!

“You'll see when we get there.” Said Davis while smiling.

Ten minutes later, they arrived in a large clearning deep in the Digital desert, where Ken's base was destroyed.

I sure hope the clearing is large. It is a desert, after all.

The only sector left in the entire Digi-World where one-day, was equal to one-minute in the Real-World.

Wait, what? Does time move at different speeds in different places in the Digital World? Morbo!



Veemon, finally awake, looked around and asked. “What are we here for?” Davis just pulled out his wang.

“Davish, What are you…DOING?”

Okay, so he actually says "Digivice". I just couldn't help it.

Veemon was being surrounded by blue light.

Veemon Digivole to…………“EX-VEEMON!

Ex-Veemon, still didn't understand. “Davis can explain yourself please” he complained “I've never been so mixed up in my life”.

Not even when you were merging with a giant bug man?



“Watch this!” said Davis. He moved towards a giant boulder that was just lying in the sand.

He rose his fist, thrust it forward, and in an instant, he broke the boulder in half.

Ex-Veemon nearly jumped out his skin. “What the?… your reflexes moved so fast” he yelled.

Ex-Veemon: "Your fist moved kinda quick, too!"

“And that boulder… y-you chopped it in two with one punch. What's going on here?”

How could something be "chopped" if it was "punched"?

Davis smiled, “I'm glad you asked” he said. “You see Ex-Veemon, I don't know how it happened, but I believe that I've obtained powers like Saiyans from Dragon-ball Z.”

“What” shouted Ex-Veemon, “You mean you're as strong as those guys off the show you watch?” Davis nodded yes.

“Gee…and I thought Television wasn't real.”

Oh, the irony.

“Well that still doesn't explain why we've come here, and you digivolved me without warning!”

Davis grinned even wider, “Well, to fully understand my new found powers, I need to train”.

Davis: "Train my cock, that is! Now bend over."

“And what does this have to do with me?” asked Ex-Veemon. “It's simple,” said Davis. “I want you to be my training partner?”

Well, do you?

Ex-Veemon was nearly shocked at that very thought. “You want me to attack you, my partner, my friend… I won't do it!”

I don't see the problem. I hit my friends all the time!

“Come on Ex-Veemon”. But Ex-Veemon just continued to ignore him.

“Think about it. If you train with me, you'll increase your own strength as well as my own!”

Ex-Veemon started to turn around, “So I probably wouldn't need to digivolve further to win battles?”

Wait. Is this the first time any Digimon has been introduced to the concept of training? That's just so... Mykan.

Davis nodded, “And who knows, maybe…you'll be able to impress Gatomon.”

Aw, crap. This fic is Vee/Gato, too.

“GATOMON” screamed Ex-Veemon, as his heart began to race. Davis knew that his Digimon was in love with Gatomon, like he was in love with Kari”

Ya see? It all works out! Davis, like, likes Kari and, like, Veemon likes Gatomon! And, like, Davis and, like, Veemon are partners and, like, like, like, like, so are Kari and Gatomon! It all works out! Ya see?

“Alright Davis, you win, don't tell me anymore… I train with you”. “Good for you.” said Davis, “And now…let's get ready to RUMBLE!”

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So to recap: Davis, after abandoning his friends to fly around, comes to the thoughtful conclusion that he has Saiyan-like powers; T.K. and Kari discuss the finer differences between a ball of energy and a ball of flaming paper; and strange creatures called "Digimon" are introduced to this thrilling epic of a tale. 'Till next time, folks!
Mysty
You know something I've noticed? With a lot of badfics I've read, no matter how badly written they are, I often find myself curious as to what will happen next. But not with a Mykan fic. If I had found these fics before you and everyone else had mocked them, I think I might've committed multiple homocide.
Al_Cone
I think My Immortal has more suspense than this clunker...
Mysty
Yeah, I love how, in chapter two, Davis wakes up and shoots himself into the roof, then is like "Whoa, how'd I do that?". I'd think that a guy who had suddenly gained extreme muscle mass in his sleep would notice such a thing.
T_K_17
You'd think, but he has to go to the freakin' mirror to notice that his muscles grew to enormous sizes, and no one else seems to notice 'till he beats up poor Yami.
Mysty
It's like mirrors are the catch-all plot device for badfics. They let a character notice a change in themself that they by all means should've noticed without it, and if the author can't think of a better way to wedge-in a character description, they just trod them up to a mirror and examine every part of their body as if they were seeing it all for the first time.

I mean, who actually does that in real life? Walk up to a mirror and go "Well, I have brown hair that's about to my shoulders, brown eyes, I'm wearing a t-shirt with (ad nauseum)"
Mikey XL5
I don't know wheither to laugh WITH, or AT this.

DKM is going way to serrious with this. All he's doing is giving Davis all the power, Davis all the answers, Davis all this, and Davis all that.

As much as he did try to portray the DBZ style, I still give it a failing mark.
T_K_17
I wouldn't know how well he portrays the style of DragonBall Z. The longest clip of DBZ I've ever seen is the Over 9000 video. I still learned plenty about it from my cousin, who is and has been a DBZ fanatic since 5th grade. I remember him and I arguing over whether Mewtwo or Goku would win in a fight during recess. Good times, good times.
Al_Cone
The answer to that is simple anyway: Goku. I mean, Super Saiyan 3. Great as Mewtwo is, he's out of his league in--why am I talking about this?

*waits for next mock*
T_K_17
It's coming along well. I may be able to have up by noon in my time zone (PST If you want to know).
T_K_17
I said I would have this done by 12, but look! It's 11, Pacific Standard Time, anyway. On with the mock!

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CHAPTER FOUR

Meanwhile, in the real World, it was 12:00 pm,

Do you know where your children are?

time for Kari's party to begin.

Everyone one of her friends had come to the party,

"Everyone one". I just gotta point that out.

and even brought there Digimon. Yes everyone was there… Except Davis and Veemon.

“Didn't you give him an invitation Kari?” asked Tai, Kari nodded her head. “I slipped it in his locker myself” she cried.

She must be chopping onions.

“Ken?” asked TK, “You're best friends with Davis, why isn't he here? Don't tell me he didn't see the invitation.”

Yeah, Ken. Since you're his friend, you must be able to read his mind.

Ken shook his head, “No, you see…” Ken took a deep breath to figure out how to tell them,

It usually helps to use a combination of obstruents, sonorants, and vowels.

but he decided to be blunt. “…Davis doesn't want the invitation”.

“WHAT!” everyone shouted? “Why would Davis refuse the invitation?” asked Patamon.

Because emos don't go to parties.

“I'll bet he didn't like it because it was pink and not blue.” Mocked Gatomon.

Whenever Mykan uses the verb "mock", you can be sure someone is making an awful joke.

Everyone didn't think that was true. Davis did like the color blue, because it was the color of his Digivice, but he would never dislike something as simple as that.

Yes, thanks for refuting Gatomon's lame joke.

“That isn't what I meant Gatomon!” cried Ken.

He was chopping onions, too.

“Davis didn't want the invitation because he didn't want to come to this party at all”.

“WHAT!” cried Kari, “But this is my' birthday Ken, Davis always came to my parties. I remember them so well.”

Kari: "This one time, back in '98, he got so plastered that...wait, no, that was Tai. Never mind."

“But how many times since you TK became a couple did he decide to come?” asked Yolei.

Do they really need to be such assholes about this? Just tell them Davis likes Kari and is a jealous prick.

TK narrowed his eyes, “Are you meaning to tell me that this is all because he's jealous of my relationship with Kari?”

Come to think of it, I pretty sure that Davis and T.K.'s interest in Kari was obvious on the show. There was one episode where they fought over who was going to rescue Kari when she got stuck in in the Digital World; and T.K. even suggested in the pilot that Davis was jealous of him.

“YES…ABOUT TIME YOU NOTICED!” yelled Ken Cody and Yolei at the same time.

“Well I'm going to do something about this.” Growled TK, “I'm going to find him, and make him apologize.”

It's too late to apologize
It's too laaaaaaaate
I said it's too late to apologize
It's too laaaaaaaate


“How do intend to that brain box?” Asked Matt,

Very mature, Matt-who-should-be-a-grown-adult-at-this-point.

“Easy, I know he's in the digital world, I saw a flash of light come from his apartment window this morning, but why he went there I have no idea.”

So you knew he was in the Digital World, but you decided not to mention that when everyone was asking where he was?

“TK?” cried Kari, “Don't do this. What if he still decides not to come anyway?”

TK turned and flexed his fist, “Then I'll teach him some decent respect towards you.”

T.K. "I'll learn him some grammar I will."

TK grabbed his Digivice and, went with Patamon through the computer's Digi-port. Everyone else didn't like what TK was planning to do.

Voicing their concern, however, was out of the question.

So quick like lightning, they all grabbed their Digivices, Digimon, and headed through the portal.

I can just imagine them: holding their Digivices in one hand, and their Digimon in the other

Davis and Ex-Veemon had been Training for a few digital weeks now. Equaling about 30 minutes in the other World.

Look, Morbo already explained this, but I'll explain it in more detail: At the end of season 1 Gennai said that Apocalymon's appearance synchronized time between the two worlds. You can't just say that there is some place in the Digital World where time moves faster, because it's not PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Ex-Veemon never felt so energetic before. He just didn't want to stop training. Davis was well pleased at the way his session was going.

Davis: "Yes, yes. Everything is going according to plan. *rubs hands together* Mmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmm."

It was only his first times of training, but he had already mastered his powers as if he had been fighting like this for years.

No one in reality could become a master fighter in a few weeks, but Davis is one...of a kind!

His speed was so intense, that you barely see him now when he ran at full speed.

His strength had increased so much, that he smashed an even larger boulder than the previous one with his finger.



And he never thought it would be possible, but he even found and mastered how to focus Ki-energy, now it was time to test it.

“Okay Ex-Veemon, ready?” he called, “Do your worst.” Replied Ex-Veemon with confidence.

“Okay…here goes”. Davis stood there, his muscles were so big, he had nearly ripped right through his shirt, and he stood there and positioned his hands in front.

“KA… ME… HA …ME…HAAAAAAAAAA!”

Does anyone else know that Kamehameha is the name of a Hawaiian king?

Davis fired a burst of energy from his hands, sending it straight towards Ex-Veemon.

“V-LASER” Shouted Ex-Veemon, firing his own energy attack.

I've always wondered why it's called "v-laser' when it is shaped like an X.

The two forces collided into each other, and in a thunderous blast, they exploded under pressure.

Just as TK came flying on Magna-Angemon's back, into the scene, the ninjas attacked.

I just had to make that a full sentence.

He was horrified at what he just saw.

He saw the trailer for the Dragonball movie.

When the smoke cleared, Davis and Ex-Veemon were still standing and un-harmed too.

“Davis, that was incredible.” Shouted Ex-Veemon with delight. Davis grinned, “Good thing I've been watching Dragon Ball Z”. He chuckled.

“DAVIS MOTOMIYA!” TK's voice came rushing down from the air on Magna-Angemon.

IT'S TIME FOR BED, YOUNG MAN!

TK came rushing forward with furry in his eyes,

T.K.: "Ow! There's hair in my eyes!"

when he stopped at the sight of Davis' Muscles.

“All right Motomiya, Fess up NOW!” he said anyway. “Why didn't you except Kari's invitation?”

Davis had his own furry exposed now.

Hey! Put that thing away!

“Isn't it obvious TA?” he yelled “No it isn't obvious, and for PETE SAKE…It's TK!”

“Whatever TJ”.

Oh Davis, you so clever!

This made TK get even angrier. “Look; Yolei, Ken, and Cody said you didn't want to come, because you're jealous that Kari chose me over you… I knew they had to be bluffing.”

To bluff is "To cause to accept what is false, especially by trickery or misrepresentation". So they were trying to trick him? Into what, may I ask?

“They weren't bluffing TK.” snarled Ex-Veemon. “How would you know this?” asked Magna-Angemon.

Now Ex-Veemon was getting mad! “You Hush up Magna-Angemon, you're no better than TK!”

Wait. Wasn't he already mad when it said that he "snarled'? Consistency is for losers!

Magna-Angemon looked confused. “What reason do you have to be angry with me Ex-Veemon?” he asked.

Well, at least someone is being civil about all this.

Ex-Veemon looked up and saw her, Angewomon, evolved from Gatomon,

Thanks for the insight.

as well as the rest off the gang approaching.

Ex-Veemon did get a little soft when Angewomon flew near, but he resumed his anger when she landed beside Magna-Angewomon.

“Are you all right” she asked her Digimon boyfriend.

Is it weird to be uncomfortable about the phrase "Digimon boyfriend"? Try saying it out loud. Go on, say it. That sense of discomfort you experienced is what I'm talking about.

“I am alright dearest, but I am sensing a sheer bust of power from Ex-Veemon, as well as Davis”.

“There's your answer” snarled Ex-Veemon. “What is…? Angewomon? Oh no, please do not tell me?”

“You're boiling hot Angel-wings. I loved Angewomon with all my heart”.

What the Hell did he just say?!

Angewomon's helmet nearly jumped at what she heard. “You actually loved me Ex-Veemon, Really?” she asked.

“That's right, but since you've been more interested with this Excuse for an Angel, you both turned my world upside down too!”

Angewomon: "Well then get over it you sick freak!"

I'm waiting for someone to say that, this fic would be a lot better.


Kari came running over to TK, making Davis even more cross than he already was.

“TK, are you all…” Kari stopped when she noticed who TK was confronting.

“Davis?” she asked, her eyes were lost in look of his muscles.

They were where in the what now?

“What's going on?”

“Well Kari”, said TK, “I just caught Davis here purposely attacking his own Digimon”.

GASP!

Everyone including both the Angemon-twins, gasped in horror.

Of course.

“Is this true Davis?” snarled Tai, “Were you attacking Ex-Veemon intentionally?”

Davis turned to face him, “Well…Yes and No.” he replied. “What is that supposed to mean?”

Davis appears to not even understand his own stupid answer.

“Davis you might as well tell them everything” said Ex-Veemon. Davis sighed.

“I was hoping you guys wouldn't find out but… I have absorbed powers like a Saiyan”.

Everyone looked confused, “Davis, are you nuts” said TK, “There's no such people as Saiyans!”



“Really?... Well, then I guess that makes me the first”. Protested Davis.

Davis then pulled out a picket sign with the words "No War For Oil!" written on it and began to parade around.

“I hate to say it TK, but Davis maybe telling the truth” said Magna-Angemon.

A sad day for all.

“Lately I have sensing a great deal of energy from his body that I've never seen before”.

“Okay, then prove it Davis”. Said TK pointing another large boulder across the sand.

“If you're really as strong as you say you are, then pick up that boulder, and smash it with your bare-hands!”

Did Davis give T.K. his personality before turning emo?

“TK that's a little mean don't you think?” asked Kari, “Davis is only pretending, he doesn't really have Sayian powers”.

Yeah! He's only pretending to have super huge muscles, flying powers, and the ability to shoot energy beams from his hands.

“Wrong again Kari!”, said Davis, who was holing the stone over his head with only one hand.

He was "holing" it?

Everyone sweat dropped.

Note to all anime fanfic "authors": Please STOP using manga symbols like sweat drops, throbbing veins, nose bleeds, and snot bubbles. They make (some) sense in manga and anime, but they have no place in literature. Bonus Note: Please consider the option of not writing fanfiction in the first place. That is all.

“And TK, all I need to break this is a finger”. Said Davis, and sure enough he did it.

Just imagine if The Lord of the Rings went like this: "Frodo, you must destroy the ring!" said Gandalf, and sure enough he did it.

TK was quivering in fear. “This will explain how he beat Yami yesterday.” He cried, but I can't believe this at all!”

The narrator can't believe T.K. is chopping onions at a time like this.

“I am very impressed” said Magna-Angemon.

“Hey big guy” said Ex-Veemon. “Nothing personal, but how would you like to help me demonstrate my new abilities by facing off with me?”

Ex-Veemon: "I just want to kick the crap out of you and take your girlfriend, nothing personal!"

“You wish to challenge me to a fight?” asked Magna-Angemon. “Yeah I've been waiting to test this out, and who better to try it on.”

“Yeah Magna-Angemon, teach him a lesson.” Snarled TK. “TK stop it” growled Kari.

Kari has become a feral beast.

Angewomon, just flew over to Kari.

This fanfiction, is really lame.

“TK… Ex-Veemon has challenged my boyfriend fair in square, and I'd like to see what he can do anyway.”

Everyone was beginning to take interest in this little event.

Lucky them.

That is until Stingmon and Ken were getting ready to DNA Digivole with Ex-Veemon.

Then they got bored again

“No, hold it you two” said Davis hovering in front of them. “Whoa, Davis you can fly too?” asked Ken.

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OF COURSE HE COULD FLY! YOU SAW HIM DO IT!


“Never mind that”. Replied Davis, “This fight is for Ex-Veemon to handle on his own, with no help”.

Poor Stingmon



“But Davis” cried Stingmon, “Magna-Angemon is an Ultimate Digimon. Ex-Veemon won't stand a chance”.

Wait. I thought that the Digidestined gave up their crests for some stupid reason, so they couldn't Digivolve to Ultimate or Mega without some special stone being nearby. This fic hurts my brain.

“I think you're in for a big surprise Stingmon.” said Davis, “But the rule still stands. No helping”

Rule?

“What rule is that Davis?” asked Cody.

That's what I want to know.

He floated down to the ground, “You'll see what in a moment”.

Right before everyone's eyes, Davis began digging in the sand around the two Digimon, with his hands alone.

In no more than two minutes had he constructed a ring about 20ft Square.

Then it's not really a ring, now, is it.

“All right, listen up!” he said.

“This will be an exact replica of the DragonBall martial arts tournaments.”

What?!

“As such the rules are as follows. There are four ways you can lose the match

-Surrender…

"..." indeed.

-Land outside of the ring

(Excluding flying in midair, you must land on the ground) …

-Lose conciseness

There's a rule that's been broken far too many times here.

(Including in midair)…

-And in your case, De-digivole out of weariness.

There are a few regulation rules as well.

Who the hell said they need to follow some dumbass rules and regulations?

-Destroying your opponent is forbidden

If you do, you'll automatically be disqualified.

Right...

-Digivolving to a higher level is not allowed.

That would make things too cool.

-Normal Digimon attacks are permitted, However, hand-held weapons are not to be used… Unless they are a natural part of the body.”

There isn't really anything natural about Digimon in the first place. Seeing as how they live on our computers.

With those words, Davis walked over to Magna-Angemon, and held out his hand. “I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I must ask that you hand in your sword.”

“No Magna-Angemon, don't do it!” cried TK. Magna-Angemon looked at his partner and frowned.

“I am sorry TK” he said deeply, “But if I'm to fight as a true warrior in combat, I must oblige by the rules”.

Davis's rules, mind you.

He pulled his sword off his wrist, and handed it to Davis. “Thank you.” he stated.

Davis is a courteous dick.

He then flew outside of the ring, and levitated himself in the air. “Now then you two take your battle positions.”

Take 'em and run!

Ex-Veemon and Magna-Angemon stood in front of each other, gave the traditional bow to greet their opponent…

“BEGIN” said Davis waving his hand.

This was it…

Really? You mean that's it? You mean this awful excuse for a written work is over? Yes! Finally I- Oh wait. It's not over. There's 12 more chapters left. Damn it.

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So to recap: T.K. and Davis argue over pointless nothing while everyone else pretty much stands around. Maybe they're playing Scrabble instead, which would have been far more exiting.
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