Do you know gun kata?

You mean like bullet ballet?

You're just jealous you don't look like me!

:I

Buhahaha! Yeah, that was a good one.

All I'm gonna post is my beautiful kitty-cat Nilla.



Merry Christmas!

Anyone else alarmed that Two-One-Five looks alarmingly like Bleedman if Bleedman worked out?

Guess we can be glad Bleedman spends all his time fapping to his child pornography. Also, fuck you, you fag pouf.

Shmeckie's not a rounded ottoman!

Also, that is an adorable kitty. :3

All I can find right now.

Can you open walnuts with your beard?

My beard opens walnuts with me.

Oh My God, Sir. Sir, you're beard. You're beard, Sir.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE?

you are beard sir?

Haha.

I have a much better picture of this on my phone, but I can't post it (computer you retard uuurrrggghhh). So here's a crappy picture of me in my new black wig. I look uglee in it.

CRAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNN MY SKIINNNNNNNN

I WANT A HAPPY MEAL. FRIES IS HOW I FALL. CONFUSED BY...WHAT IS VEAL? OHHH.
-Parody I made up with my younger brother a long time ago.

Those bangs would bother me so much...

/BANDWAGON



Yes, internet. Yes, that is a bumblebee action figure. Next time I post a picture up, it'll be with the fake beard I bought.

HAHA CAN'T SEE MY FACE.

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I thought you were a one-eyed cyborg for a second there.

I wish.

It's well-known that MoA refuses to post a picture of himself in this thread. Some theorize that this is because he is a formless entity of pure energy, but this is a notion that I reject.

So I've taken it upon myself to post a picture of MoA on his behalf.

I believe that this is as accurate as it gets.

That wasn't funny. Why the fuck weren't you aborted?

You voted for Ralph Nader. You have no opinion.

Pwnt.

Bathroom mirror picture! I'm a cool kid, now!

BATHROOM MIRROR PIC WHOOOOO let's all do one you guys MOAB can cover his face with the camera

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Pretty sure this:
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is the only bathroom mirror pic I have.


Oh, and heres a picture of my brother:
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we were at the gym <3.

Uh, and two more because I like whoring myself:

Me without makeup and with my other brother's dog, Lili. I look like CRAP here.


And then this one. My hair looks a little longer here than last time and is dyed dark dark brown. Believe it or not, my hair is even longer than this now.

"She came in through the bathroom window...



The shower was on as she did so."

Sorry, that pops into my head every time I see a bathroom picture. I'm pretty certain it's not even the actual lyrics. But now, it's stuck in all your heads, too! Mwa ha ha ha ha!

OK, OK, here's a real one.



Later today, after I got a haircut.

Tigereyes, you are sooo pretty~

Seconded. No wonder your clients sexually harass you so much!

Thirded, but I'm also wondering what song you're talking about.

D'aww, you guys are so sweet...


It's an old song by The Beatles.

And I knew it, those aren't the actual lyrics! Where did that even come from...?

Hm, TigerEyes' pictures aren't working for me. Damn, why couldn't The Hutch's picture be the one that failed to show up!

BECAUSE YOU ALL MUST BE AWARE OF MY INCREDIBLE PECTORALS! AND ALSO MY DELTOIDS

Oops, that was my mistake. They should be working now.

Before I read the second part, I thought you said they didn't "work" for you...

That's what I thought too.

Same here, Tigereyes, very pretty pic.

I recently got a haircut. And a camera.

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Also, I'm a rebel 'cause I wear sunglasses inside and don't use the wrist-strap.

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You also like tucking your shirt into your pants like Steve Urkel.

Wow, shaving makes you look younger than you're supposed to.

Fuck you guys, I used to be a runner.

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You look very British to me. I don't know why.

It's because of the look on my face. Makes me teeth look all messed up, thus British.

I was tucking my shirt in to go job hunting. If it looks weird it's probably just the angle. >_>

You look rather pissed in your picture.

I was thinking "John Elway," myself.