No. I do not.

Serra, you lucky bastard you. He's ADORABLE.

Here's my bunnies:



This is Crackers. She's the oldest one.


This is Freddie, he's the younger one, and he likes to lie down in silly places.

Here's me, shredding TO THE MAX:


Actually, I fucked up my guitar solo even though I got it down perfectly 20 times beforehand.

Here's a picture of me from over a year ago.

Should warn you, I come out awkward in pictures whenever I'm forced to post for them.


As for pets, I don't have any; all I have is diabolical plans. Can't say what they are, but let's see if you can figure it out from the picture.

So I've finally gotten hold of a current picture of myself. And look! Doggy!

You should send me that dog.

How 'bout I send you some anthrax instead?

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I would kill to have someone send me *that* Anthrax in the mail.

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Because I felt like posing with one of my text books. That particular one is for the wonderful, funderful Women and Gender Studies I'm taking this semester.

The feet in the background belong to my roommate Taylor, by the way. In case you thought there might be sentient feet in my room or something.

anyway, me, and, we'll say acquaintances who i am forced to be nice with due to family. not much of a difference since the last time, my hairs grown out a bit.

...ugh...feminists are about as annoying as gays who insist on telling the world they're gay.
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Nah, feminists just get a bad rap because the ones you only ever hear about are the psycho extremists. Most are rather quite boring, but then, it's the same way with any special-interests group.

You look appropriately bad-ass, by the way.

I've written an entire four page essay on this, but I'll condense it for the purposes of this forum and also because I lost that essay.

Feminism is extinct, it died in the '80s when it should have. What we have today is Female Supremacy, with a bunch of Hitlers running around with armpit hair substituting a mustache.

You make a very formidable argument that I would take into consideration if I cared about feminism at all. Or if that book weren't about thirteen years old.

That comment wasn't directed to you, it's just a general statement.

Oh, of course. You must remember that EVERYONE is the center of the universe on a forum, though. You can't make general statements. It's how you end up getting hit on by a hot young woman who's actually a forty-year-old fat guy who spends most of his time playing StarCraft.

Uh, don't mind me. My imagination exploded.

There are no more feminist groups. Just more political special interest groups hiding behind another BS cause. Don't believe me? Look at their reactions to McCain's running-mate.

Ladies and gentlemen, Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt energy drink!



The quote on the bottom says "A natural energy drink packed with vitamins and exotic botanicals". I think a botanical is some kind of herb...? It has a phone number on the back, 866-LTNG-BLT. I might have to give them a call sometime and ask them why their energy drink is so disgusting. Maybe Segal himself will answer the phone and call me a homosexual in a monotonous voice.

Yeah, botanicals are a fancy name for plants, hence "botany" being the study of plants and all that stuff.

That can actually looks kind of kick-ass.

I too, have has the displeasure of tasting that monstrosity of an energy drink, and let me confirm what Joker has said, it tastes terrible, like skunk piss or something. much like his movie career (hey-oh)

what bugs me even more is that he put an Asian character on it. what a load of bullshit. he tries so hard to be an intense martial artist like Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee, and it always ends in him looking like a 40 year old trying his damned to keep up with all these young kids and their flying kicks and hi-yahs. if there was a such thing as a fail boat, he'd be the captain. (ironically, I'd be second mate, because i just made that joke)

I took a sip of that stuff once. I ran to the bathroom, threw it up and poured the rest in the toilet and then relieved myself. I used the listerine for about 5 minutes.

Sorry that was pretty discusting.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

That was... a little uncalled for, don't you think?

Most of what Hutch does is rather uncalled for. I've learned by now to just sit back and see if he was making a joke by now.

I distinctly remember posting that I was going to post an image of myself with a can of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, you ruined my day! Thanks a lot, Joker!

We should all post pictures of ourselves with cans of Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt energy drink. Maybe Steven Segal will see this topic and karate-chop my face in two via e-mail.

Yeah, by all means, let's all post pictures of ourselves with a can of Lightning Bolt! Let's make it a contest, we can vote on who has the best picture, and the winner mails a copy of it to Steven Segal, just to see what happens.

Hell yeah!

I even found Steven Segal's fanmail address:

Steven Seagal
Long Distance Entertainment
562 E Woolbright Rd.
Suite 234
Boynton Beach, FL 33435
USA

Seriously, let's do this, it'll be fun!

Well, I'm going to Wal*Mart today to try to convince them to donate some stuff to a silent auction for charity. I'll see if I can pick up a can (assuming they have any) Hey, maybe that can be part of the charity auction! I wonder how much someone would be willing to pay for a drink just because it has Steven Segal's name on it?

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There are twenty-two bottles of Lipton Raspberry White Iced-Tea there. I'm honestly thinking of building a sculpture. Perhaps a giant Pikachu, once I get enough bottles.

You could make a great sculpture, I'm sure. Make sure to take it to the Tate Gallery, they accept anything so long as you say it's meaningful.

Hmm. It needs more Steven Segal.

Maybe I could make a sculpture of Steven Segal?

Do that, then have him holding a can of Lighting Bolt.

DESSY GOT A HAIR CUT!


Wet and curly. I freaked out about what my stylist did to it and had to wash it when I got home. I mean, I CRIED.


Halfway straight. Yeah. Not styled.


This is my hair, styled and all pretty-like while I'm riding in the car with my dad to go see my boyfriend's new house. Mmhm.

My rooms got like, over 50 cans and bottles in it. I try to get rid of them... but they keep coming back!

Oooh! Subtle, but with color. I like it!

It does look like I added color, don't it?
I didn't. I'm just actually out in the sun for once.

You're hair does that naturally huh? It's pretty!

It does.
Haha, thanks.
A lot of people tell me that...I wonder why.

I can tell you why a lot of people on the internet tell you that

I dunno, when she was younger my cousin's hair would bleach to blonde when she spent a lot of time in the sun, but come winter when the weather was crappy, it'd turn to almost black.

My hair KINDA does that. It's getting darker now that it's colder. It never goes blond, though. I don't spend enough time in the sun.

Hutch: Your face?

Speaking of hair, mine is starting to go grey. I'm only 19 XD. I'll see if I can get a picture of it.

My health teacher in seventh grade said her hair started going grey in her teens. However, she was a mean, bitter bitch, so I just laughed at her

I always get one or two new gray hairs every year, starting a few years ago. I blame it on the fact that Angry Beavers is no longer regularly shown on television.

Happening to me, too. I've got alot of grey hairs amongst my normal head of brown.

I think my hair's gonna go all Steve Martin later down the line...