After being sucked into the magical land of Equestria, YOU find yourself as the legendary Brony Hero in this exciting interactive adventure. Will you find the Time Orb and restore peace to the land? Or will you marry Fluttershy? Will you defeat the evil demon king Tirek? Or will you marry Luna?
I'll prefer to wake up, thank you very much.
With 21 endings to choose from, only you can decide your fate!
Yup, we get to decide the fate of the manbaby. I expect you all to get him killed.
You wake up as the warm rays of Celestia’s sun shine through your bedroom window. No, not Celestia’s sun! You narrow your eyes in hatred at the pale imitation hanging outside your window, shackled by logic and physics, shaking your fist at it from the comfort of your bed.
Yeah, damn you to hell, physics!
From downstairs, you can smell bacon being fried as your mum cooks breakfast. You lick your lips and pull on the pair of boxers that looks least used as you prepare to start the day.
You are a brony. Or as you prefer to call yourself, an ‘Animated Equine Enthusiast’. Standing in front of the mirror, you flex your toned brony muscles and admire your physique. Like most bronies you are a closet intellectual, spending your time between the appreciation of great works of literature, promoting the ethos of ‘love and tolerance’ through your myriad charity work, and working a twelve hour shift at McDonalds.
I already fucking love this story.
“Darling, it’s breakfast time! Num nums!” your mum calls up sweetly. You ignore her, wading through the bin-bags that litter the floor of your bedroom and collapse onto your swivel chair. Your computer sits in front of you, that glorious glowing rectangle through which you experience the full richness of life.
A typical brony.
“If only it was real…” you murmur sadly, as you stroke the Fluttershy hugging pillow that sits propped by your desk when it’s not in use. “If only…” You look at your computer and then at the pile of empty Mountain Dew bottles that cover the floor.
as you stroke the Fluttershy hugging pillow that sits propped by your desk when it’s not in use
Fluttershy hugging pillow
propped by your desk when it’s not in use
Well... after THAT horrific image that I'll never get out of my head oh god why visualizing in my brain, we might as well get to the meat and potatoes of this fic. That's right, it's time for
So, should we:
Browse the internet for pony
Go shopping for ten gallons of Mountain Dew
Or seduce the Fluttershy pillow?
Voting time is two days, we'll keep going untill we hit the best ending.