Just wanted to see how many people would click the topic in rage. You can call this a poor man's April Fools Joke that I cooked up while half asleep and full of misanthropic feelings at work while I was surrounded by yogurt and old people. Did I ever mention that I hate old people? I haven't met a single one that doesn't smell weird. It's annoying and they're all so entitled!!! Like "Hey, I'm almost dead, respect and cherish me and obey my whims, you worthless whippersnapper!!" Anyway, yeah this is bullshit and stupid. Enjoy.
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derpy gets me so hard man, you wouldn't even know.

WHAT I HAVE TO PICK ONE!? I LUUUUUV THEM ALL!

Twilight Sparkle makes my penis hard as fuck.

Guys. Guys guys guys.
Big Mac and Luna.

seriously man, when i fap it's all to pics of derpy, i do it till i bleeds.

then i do it five more times.

My favorite pony is rapidash. That horn, man. THAT. HORN. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

RAINBOW DASH MOTHAFUCKAS.

This ones for ma girl.

You're all wrong. Roberta is the sexiest pony.

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Ponytah is best pony. Hands down

This guy!

I was wondering when a thread like this would be made. Anyway, the sexiest pony is clearly Applebloom.

Whaaaat?! She's a cartoon, so it's not like I'm hurting anyone or anything...

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naw man dashie is best pony cuz micthemicrophone sas so

The whole Cutie Mark Crusaders are cute and sexy...but yeah Applebloom is clearly the best.

Twist. I think Al agrees with me.

Alex's April Fools joke was better.

Well I ain't trying to outshine the boss.

Hm, think it might be because Soba didn't initially commit to the joke.

I am