Up and at 'em guys, there's cosplay that needs a-captionin'! This particular example of outrageous outfits comes to us courtesy of Joker (the forum member, not the Batman villain). Perhaps showing our appreciation by coming up with some A-class captions for this sucker will convince ol' Joker to grace us with his presence again and make some more posts. If not, then I'm officially dropping him from the board's Secret Santa participant list.


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This contest's winning caption is...

This isn't actually the weirdest wedding I've been to.

Congratulations, Waffleman!

The last known photograph of Storm Shadow before he was glomped in action.

Cosplay of Luigi: Modern Warbear 3

This isn't actually the weirdest wedding I've been to.

"Dear diary: Day one in the "will drop pants for food"-brigade: Not so good."

Wait, since when did Luigi join Al-Qaeda?!

Holy crap, look at that wall. That is one amazing fuckin' wall. I want to marry that wall, it's so awesome. That wall's creator deserves a medal. Fuckin' A, man, fuckin' A.

Looks like Ryan Styles' got some competition for the "Oddest shoes ever" award.

I'm kinda glad Monster Rancher has pretty much died out. These were the only three left...

A rare shot of Luigi as he's been taken hostage by Iranian students. He's being threatened with torture by their space age butt plug to the right.

Dese fiiiine ladies be yo's fo the right price!

After the failure of the Muslim Extremist Mickey Mouse, Farfour, the terrorists decided to appeal to the teenage weeaboo market with Teddie the Devoted-to-Allah Bear.

Presenting the new cast of Aquateen Hunger Force: (left to right) Bleached Meatwad, Moldy Frylock, and Anime-desu Shake.

Wow, I expected quite a few more entries for this one. You guys must really hate Joker a lot.

I briefly considered letting this contest run long, but I think those of you prudent enough to write some funny captions in a timely manner should be rewarded for your loyalty to the cause. So congratulations guys, all six of you get a spot in the poll!

As for the rest of you lazy fucks, you think you can manage two mouse clicks to vote for your favorite caption? If so, then make yourself useful and get to it.

Probably because this is so bad that there's nothing to say about it.

Wow, that Lucky Star cosplay I put up earlier in the year must have been like Hell Mode difficulty for you guys.

Despite the challenge involved, a handful of you brave captioneers came through with some hilarious entries, and for that you have all earned my respect. However, as you are aware, only one of you can be crowned the winner of the Cosplay Caption Contest... And according to the results of the poll, that person is Waffleman! Congratulations, dude. Your $2 off coupon to Bed Bath & Beyond is in the mail.

As for the rest of you folks, thanks to those of you who submitted your captions and supplied votes for the poll. Your efforts helped make this a very special holiday season.