Hello at anyone who decided to welcome me to this forum!

My name is Van and, while actually not being that much of a mocker myself, I do enjoy good mocks and other parodies once in a while.

I know about PA because of my friend Maniak and actually thought for a while now about joining this site.
I wasn't sure about that yet, though, so I guess most credit would go to none other than the infamous Mykan.

Why?
Well, when I commented on the YSU video about him as a brony, he sent me messages. He told me that he is sick of people trying to get him to stop making videos and fanfictions and whatnot.
I tried to explain to him that I had nothing to do with the whole thing but, of course, it fell on deaf ears and he insisted that I must be a member of PA because I dared to question about his lifestyle... right.

So I thought "If he really wants me to be a member of PA that badly, well, fine."

Maybe I should send him a message telling him to take responsibility for this.


So, after that much explaining, I'll make the rest quick.

I'm German, I'm 19 and I like... uh... a lot of things.
(Now if that isn't a detailed description about myself, then I don't know what is!)

And so, Germany continues to get PA under its control.

Also, hi there. I'm the other guy Maniak got onto these forums.

Well, I guess we have to let out our pent-up frustration about not having succeeded in taking over the world in SOME way.


Oh, I didn't know that Maniak had gotten other people on this site, too.
And actually he doesn't know yet I'm here, so hopefully it will surprise him a bit. (Even though I had already told him about thinking about joining)

You really shouldn't talk to Mykan. It's, um, never worth it.

Sometimes it's worth it.

Don't worry, I'm not planning on continuing talking to him.
Also, when he sent me a message, I was kind of between amused and totally weirded out, so I guess I get what you mean.

*sitting at the work and trying to kill a few minutes of boredom*
Van? What the fuck are you doing here?
Well, welcome to PA. Glad you joined the crew, now you`re vile and evil too.

And there I thought you wouldn't notice me having joined for at least a few hours more... oh well.
And yeah, what the fuck AM I doing here?
Obviously being vile and evil, as you put it.
...though I don't feel any different from before. Is that a bad sign?

not really. Just shows that the assimiliation process went on without any sort of side effect.

PA must legally be co-governed by the German government by now. Anyways, hello there.

I'm gonna like you.

In fact, the german guys seem to be some of our best members. So the more krauts, the better! Willkommen!

How do you know it isn't the other way around?

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Welcome to the forums, Van! Hope you enjoy posting here. You deserve a little fun in your life after having to deal directly with Mykan... The first time is always the hardest. Nice of the good Dakari King to send us another member, though. Not like he doesn't owe this community after all the free publicity we've given him...

Hm, I actually expected more welcomings that warn me about this forum and it's evilness, but I guess this will do, too.

So, thanks! I'm, already starting to feel at home.

At this rate this place will stop being such a sausage fest...

Hey there, new member. Enjoy your stay!

Says the one with a feminist joke in his signature.
Awesome.

My hatred of feminism does not imply I hate women, I just think giving them suffrage was the biggest mistake of the 20th century, right behind not investing in the zeppelin.

Times of me causing someone to post a Death Note picture in an introduction thread: Two.

You've probably already figured this out, but 215 is kind of an idiot. We have quite a few women who post on this board regularly—one of them is even a staff member.

It's quite alright, don't worry.

Also, I think you don't necessarily NEED to be a feminist to be a strong woman, so I didn't even take any offense on this. (Sorry at you, 215, if you thought I did!)


Now if I'd just find a thread I want to post something in instead of just bathing in my "2 minute fame" introduction thread...

I don't take offense to shit, and you never need to apologize to me... ever.

enjoy it in this thread as long as you can. as for posting somewhere else, I would suggest try the thread for Fandom Rape or funny pictures at first.

Or do what I did and post comments in the fanfiction mock area and try to welcome people.

I like you. You seem fun.

Anyway, howdy!

yo let me holla atcha real quick

Hello there, new member. We're always glad to have more people join our ranks on our quest to crush the Empire of Ultimate Evil and Stupidity - or as we like to call it, Fanfiction.


It's sort of a chain reaction-thing. I got Maniak here, and he got P Dot Alex and you here.

Welcome bro. I see you're a pretty cool guy.

And that MoA seems to be trying to take over Germany with ProjectAFTER...

*coughfemalecough*
Welcome to PA. I don't really welcome people much anymore, so feel honored.

A friend of Maniak? Maniak and I have a long (by PA standards) history of collaborations. I'm sure he's told you absolutely nothing about me. Welcome, and if you ever need me to proofread a mock, just let me know

Actually, no, I've got no clue about you, but I really like your avatar!

And I'll keep the offer in mind. As I said at the beginning, I'm not that much of a mocker, especially not if it's in English, but if I ever feel the need to rip something to shreds and then actually do it, I'll get back to you.



And Ash, thanks, I feel honourerd now.

I call everyone bro.

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Youre a girl? One would think I would figure out people's genders faster, what with that whole "It says it on the sidebar" thing...
Oh, and hello! it's nice to see new people who'll stay a bit, and I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay!
eDIT: Oh my gods Komodo Dragons. <3

Pff, I was surprised more then once when I looked at the sidebar of the users here.
I just sometimes immediately get a picture about a person (genderwise, at least) because of the way they type or the avatar or whatever and then I look at the sidebar and am like "...WHAT?!"

So it's not just me! You look over and think "Aw, how cute~ a little girl just welcomed me!" and then you realize that the person is actually twenty-five. *laughs* That happened a lot when I first came here.