Well, then, where to begin...

A friend of mine name-dropped you guys during a conversation, and I got curious enough to see what you guys are all about. I was apprehensive at first, but you know what, after reading a mock or two, I like your style. So, here I am.

I am CuChulainn1290. I spend my time fencing, playing video games (namely Persona 3, BlazBlue, and Valkyria Chronicles), playing children's card games (don't kill me, please), and watching anime, usually mecha.

I hope to maybe lend my talents with my own mocks in due time. God knows there's a lot of bad Gundam Wing fanfics I can rip apart.

Here's to our mutual survival.

Hello child!

Hey there, new dude. You seem pretty cool. Enjoy your stay!

Howdy pal.

Hello CuChulainn1290!

My mecha's powered with the raw energy of two billion kittens. It also pierces the heavens with its mighty drill.
It will be interesting to see how quickly you are overwhelmed, nano-desu.

I wonder if there's a Gundam equivalent to Neon Exodus Evangelion. If there is, then you're in luck, because we always have room for another person with a disdain for long-winded mecha anime fanfiction.

Welcome aboard!

Well, the closest thing I've seen thus far is Gundam 00M: Marina's Fight, but I think someone's already doing that, and that's more like My Immortal than anything I've ever seen.

Ah well, at least I have a few back-ups from other fandoms to hold my interest until I find something else. Trust me. Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's has some really nasty stuff worth sinking my fangs in.

Tied on a stone, he’s born as hero
Died on his feet, he’s known forever
Born, with a halo of frenzy, you black-browed
Cú Chulainn, Cú Chulainn
Mighty Cú Chulainn, even death you defy
Cú Chulainn
Still he stands where the raven lands
With Emer as his bride.
Small and youthful, (the) son of Lugh and Deichtine
(He) Killed the guard-dog, killed the monster of Culann
Yes, kill the monster of Culann in warp spasm
Cú Chulainn, snared by love
Mighty Cú Chulainn, only love makes you weak
(You) left your wife (and) fell for fand
Mighty Cú Chulainn, return to Emer.
Drink the cup (and) wipe away all the memories
You will ride to the dawn
Ride with Láeg, pass the sea
Bring your loyal wife, bring your ever true bride
Cú Chulainn, Cú Chulainn
Mighty Cú Chulainn, even death you defy
Cú Chulainn
Still he stands where the raven lands
With Emer as his bride.
(The) Legend of Cú Chulainn flies across the land
Like the spear of your fate
Cú Chulainn
Still he stands where the raven lands
With Emer as his bride.
(The) Legend of Cú Chulainn flies across the land
Like the spear of your fate

And welcome badass Celtic hero.

Yo.

Nice to meet you, new member.


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Yo. I don't care about your fandoms or new fangled references. All I care about is that you fence. So, welcome.

'sup?

Yeah, I'm not too surprised. Dudes always be droppin' a reference to PA when they're trying to look cool. It's like yeah, sure homie, you know about the site, but can you handle it?

Congrats on being man enough to step up and accept the challenge, CuChulainn. Good luck on earning our trust, because that prize comes with mad bitches and your own personal golden ticket to the internet's most exclusive inner circle. See you 'round the boards, bro.

Welcome to Project A.F.T.E.R., CuChulainn1290. I hope you enjoy your stay, as long as you are still alive, fighting back at the horrible fanfiction that tries to kill us all. Just a few little tidbits of info:

1) Stay away from Shmeckie when loli R34 is involved in the situation.
2) Also stay away from T_K_17 when he goes on and on about this MLP shit that has infected the internet as a whole.
3) If worst comes to worst, and this site gets overrun with "Bronies", feel free to abandon ship alongside me, and don't EVER look back.

Not bad.

Another newbie with some originality.

I honestly doubt that it will. It seems like fads just kind of blow over here or something.

The best advice I can give though, if the bad becomes worse, then just choose to ignore it. It'll die down eventually. Everything like that on the internet does.

After all, nobody wants to bring up something considered "dead". Well, at least I hope not anyway. It wouldn't look like a good judgement to go with.

Yes, because I ALWAYS GO ON AND ON ABOUT PONIES IN ALL MY POSTS. IT'S ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT.

Anyway, welcome to our forums, Cthulhu1912. I hope you enjoy... whatever it is you do here.

Well there is a pony in your avatar, which by proxy makes your post about ponies. It's a fucking cancer, this pony business.

If one can't even stand the sight of a pony next to someone's post, then their complaints aren't worth heeding.

I'm so amused by the anti-pony vitriol on this forum that I might just follow your example and take up a pony avatar.

Welcome.
I'm calling you CuChu from now on. Deal with it.

I was kidding, the pony is fine (Fine as in I don't give a shit). I'm not exactly sure why you decided to do that, but that's your business.

I wasn't referring specifically to you, hence the use of third-person pronouns. I was just giving my thoughts on the hypothetical scenario of someone actually using that reasoning.

And in case you're wondering, Clu, introduction threads usually do get derailed like this.

Ponies.

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