Hello Project A.F.T.E.R.

I heard of your forum in my sleep late one night a month ago. I dreamt of a panda, who cried out to me, and told me to register for your forums.
That panda is now dead. Was it self-defense? Partly. Partially it was survival at work. I can't help that I'm an animal at my core.
I joined your forum out of respect for that panda, whose legacy burns on through me. I've taken its best qualities and made them my own. Now not only do I have cat-like reflexes, I also have the strength of fifty-two men.
Anyway, greetings.

I have no idea what you're talking about. Welcome aboard.

You're not alone, Dwight. About a third of our members joined because of dream pandas.

Another third joined because of murder. So you're doing pretty well.

I joined because LittleKuriboh's website told me to. Also because this place is full of funny sons of bitches.

Interesting. Considering how bullshit my dreams are, I've never encountered a panda.

Welcome, anyway. Now I gotta follow one of my dreams and find out what the hell a Gedoon is...

You are my hero, Mr. Schrute! Welcome to the forums!

I joined because Top Man told me to in my sleep. Also, he asked me to drink bleach, but i ignored that one.
Anyways, hey dude.

Funny, I had a dream about a panda once, too. It told me to stay away from this website, arguing it was a tool created by the Antichrist to bring about the end of days. I joined just to spite him.

Wow. This intro was totally unfunny. Welcome to the forums!

Also I joined because I signed a contract with the devil. It happens.

If humor were my intention, I would have told a joke, although thank you for welcoming me either way.



Thank you very much, but I just did what any survivalist would do when encountering a panda. Pandas are vicious, vicious creatures.



Then how many dream pandas have given their lives for this site? Somebody needs to talk to them... they're lining up like suicide bombers.
Not that their population doesn't need a little thinning anyway.



Thank you, but this act wasn't deliberated. I didn't wake up one day and say, "Hey. I'm going to go kill a dream panda."
That dream panda was asking for it.

No one means to kill the dream panda, but they're pretty huge bastards.

Hello and welcome to Project AFTER, the only asylum that is run by the lunatics. Just kidding, we're not crazy. We kill everyone who says we are. Our stated mission is to defile all the wonderful fanfictions that were lovingly crafted by the authors and then spit on them for good measure. Also, we may or may not be building a giant doomsday weapon to destroy all fantasy. Depends on who you ask.

Why hello there, sir. I am Kura/Strass. Do not befriend me if you wish to be cool.

Anyway, welcome.

Hullo thar I be a noodle, it would seem. Eat me if you wanna win indigestion and possible death.
So welcome, hi, etc etc etc

*insert intro joke here*

There, I've said hi. Now gimme my damn props.

Hey, new dude. Let's hope you stick around.

Like DKMykan?

Also, hello there newer-then-me! I like you already. :3 Is your icon you~?

Hey... What about Arkham? That place gets out of hand from time to time...

Thank you. And it is me, although I did wear another guy's face once. Was it self-defense? Possibly. Was it necessary? Absolutely.


To Newandimprovednobody, you'll get your props right after you help thin the dream panda population. Thank you for your welcome though.

To Soren Highwind, I will stick around, so long as my methods are tolerated and I'm allowed to use self-defense where necessary.

To Soba, I don't eat noodles. I only eat beets and food taken from the carcasses of dead animals. What? I'm a human. We have that right.

To Kuramastress, your mind tricks don't work on me. I will be your friend, and it will make me "cool".
Not that I care about such meaningless affairs.

To Max-vader, I subscribe to and sympathize with your cause.

To Mysty, you're right. That is why any thinning of the dream panda population will be provoked and in self-defense.

I like the cut of your jib, Dwight. Don't go off the deep end like a bunch of members here are prone to do, and you just might find yourself in the lofty position of Assistant to the Forum Administrator one day.

The deep end is fun though, if you don't drown. Yoi can wade.... OR SINK AND DIE!!!

DON'T DO IT!

Mr. Schrute, what are your thoughts on the documentary on your workplace currently being filmed?

Ignore previous message. It was just the stupid moronic idiot who sits next to me.

To Dr. O (What does that even mean?), I don't like cameras, and I don't like the annoying drunk who sits on the other side of the office. But other than that, I'm apathetic.

If you didn't, I'd just show you the Anime "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt". Five minutes maximum and you would have been throughly convinced. It's that horrible.

Hey, that happened to me the other day!

To Max-vader, I don't care for strip joints. They remind me of the farm too much. So I probably wouldn't like said anime.

We have a winner for favorite new member. Welcome.

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EDIT: I agree, this is the best new member to come along in a LONG time.

-anguished- Be strong soba.....

Hello Dwight.
I'm new too.
It's nice to meet you.