By the time you read this, it's the time when my post count reached the fourth digit. And thankfully, in the "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE???" kind of way, I remembered that, when I first came here, I wanted to write a review of what I consider to be an insult and a waste of paper, ink and time.
But before I begin tearing into it, I like to adress what seems to be the personal punching bag for the entire internet.
That's right, furries.
What I don't mind about these people is the concept. You know, simply liking anthropomorphic characters. Keep it at that and it's fine for me.
Yes, I'm saying that because I sort of consider myself to be a furry, too, but let me finish this at first, alright?
Where I draw the line is when you make a drama about being one. While the part of me being furry just goes "Meh, whatever" and doesn't need to jerk off immediately just by watching Disney movies, some people think it's something everyone should know, whether they want to or not. It's almost as if they consider themselves as part of a completely different species, and I'm not talking about fursonas there.
Well, the reason I'm mentioning this is because I somehow want to suffer through a four-issue-series which, without exagerration, is so gay, that not even He-Man joining the Village People and dressing up as the tailors from Shadow Hearts could possibly top it.
Wait, comparing that thing to homosexuality is an insult for the latter. I apologize.
Because I have something that can maybe be identified as respect towards you, I won't show you the covers for these, because I don't want to be responsible for broken keyboards, screens or other related hardware.
In short, Incontinent Student Bodies. Something so bad that even 4chan was baffled by... it.
You probably have already heard from this thing (Little hint: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW), so I'll just mention a little anecdote:
While I was searching for scans after I discovered ISB on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I found a download link on an AB/DL forum. Guess what? Even they thought that it was unbearable. Yes, even people with a creepy obsession for infantilism and disposable underwear have standards! I wouldn't type that with a straight face or my hands trying to scratch my eyeballs out if I didn't see it myself.
Well, because I don't want the remaining parts of my sanity to vanish at once, I'm only going to look at the first issue for now. Interestingly, people paid to have their fursonas in this. This part still baffles me to no end.
At first, we have some words from the publisher and artist, saying that this comic is a parody of another one with a slightly different name.
Let's say that they intended a parody. Infos on that later on.
Also, the prizes for this thing are ridicilous. Ten bucks for only getting the comic, twenty if you want to have your character standing somewhere in the background, sixty if he should have something to say in a scene, and hundred-fifty if, by the power of cosmic radiation, you feel like he should have three pages standing in the limelight. And the commissioner writes the storyline, not the artist.
If you can't already smell that the story is going to be a gigantic mishmash, I pity you.
And really, something that normal people would call a "plot" doesn't kick in until the third issue. And at the time the first issue was published, they weren't even thinking about going further.
So yeah. PWP at its finest.
The actual comic starts at page three (out of ten, with the last page just being a larger version of one of the panels from a previous page) with a fox moving into a dorm, as he's greeted by a dog whose initials are JD.
Not to be confused with the guy having random daydreams. That would make this shit at least interesting.
And as soon as the page ends, a mouse asks JD about his backstory for... some... reason... which is going to be how almost every single backstory in this thing was written. Let me summarize it for you:
1. Character in question either always was incontinent or became that way because God moves in mysterious ways.
2. Character discovers diapers and/or gets a strange vibe from acting like a toddler and gets called out on it.
3. Somebody symphathizes with him.
4. Optional: Diaper sex.
There. Half the pages from all four issues combined squashed together into less than fifty words.
What follows is another backstory by a wolf sitting next to JD called Johnathan, fulfilling one of the commonly known furry cliches: Being either gay or at least bi.
JD and Johnathan met at a party at a party for homosexuals (making JD follow that cliche as well) as... well, it wouldn't harm if I show you some pictures from that thing:
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For some reason, I find that joke slightly funny. Somebody please get that shotgun.
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Maybe it's because I have no experience in this, but my guess is that his pants need to be down for it.
As it goes, Johnathan climaxes so hard that he's pissing himself. Classy.
And when I'm already showing pics from this... yeah. Art isn't too great in this. It does get a lot better in later issues, but is that thing really worth throwing out at least ten bucks for, except if you need to jerk off this badly? Prooobably not.
What follows is another backstory from... I guess that's supposed to be a llama... called Jesus, that we poor souls get to read because somebody asked him. Again. When he was eight, he lived in Lima with his best friend being a bunny. One day, Jesus finds him standing in the middle of his bedroom with his pants shat. What follows sounds pretty creepy, to say the least. In short: he became homosexual for his friend, because he finds helpless people cute.
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The box speaks for itself here.
Can you guess what comes next? I'm sure I don- Oh, another backstory. What a shock.
This time, it's from the mouse from earlier called Cheese-Cube. I highly doubt that you can name your child that way, but that's only one of the lesser problems in this mess.
CC found some very... interesting things sent to him in a box that he found in his locker. About half of the page are only showing him holding these things in his hands. Immediately afterwards, he gets grabbed on his butt, revealing his affection for diapers.
... but... wait...
How does that tell the story about him getting that affection in the first place? I mean, the first three stories at least tell us the reason why, and here we're just supposed to buy it?
Why am I even asking that question? THAT THING DRIVES ME NUTS!
Well, turns out he got that stuff from a lion and it ends with them lying on a couch watching TV. Admittedly, it was easier to bear it than that thing with the llama... Only barely, though.
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN ROLEPLAYING A LA DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, CLOSE THIS PAGE NOW. SERIOUSLY. DO IT. RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
Remember the fox from page 3? I don't either. Well, he asks for YET ANOTHER BLOODY BACKSTORY I CAN'T STAND THESE THINGS ANYMORE AAARGH
Well, this time it's about another fox who at the end of a roleplaying session told the players that they have been cursed with incontinence and jokingly says that they're needing diapers for the next one, just for them to actually do it, therefore turning "D&D" into "D&D in D".
Blame the comic on that, not me.
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I HATE THIS FUCKING COMIC WHERE IS SOMETHING AWFUL WHEN YOU NEED THEM
… I shouldn't stress myself... only one page left... gotta breath slowly and carefully...
Even the comic seems fed up with telling us what happened in the past, so instead, it decides to take place in present time for once! Not that it actually lets something happen, oh no. Instead, we get to see them being visited by their "diaper service". Yes, apparently they have enough incontinent people in the same dorm to warrant their own laundry man.
Trust me, this "plot" hole only gets bigger with every issue.
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...Unfortunate Implications much?
Then they welcome him properly (only wearing you-know-where-this-is-going) and the issue thankfully ends.
It may be a bad sign, but this thing only gets worse because it has more pages to torture me with.
Why am I even doing this in the first place? WHY?

