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P Dot Alex
By the time you read this, it's the time when my post count reached the fourth digit. And thankfully, in the "WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE???" kind of way, I remembered that, when I first came here, I wanted to write a review of what I consider to be an insult and a waste of paper, ink and time.

But before I begin tearing into it, I like to adress what seems to be the personal punching bag for the entire internet.

That's right, furries.

What I don't mind about these people is the concept. You know, simply liking anthropomorphic characters. Keep it at that and it's fine for me.

Yes, I'm saying that because I sort of consider myself to be a furry, too, but let me finish this at first, alright?

Where I draw the line is when you make a drama about being one. While the part of me being furry just goes "Meh, whatever" and doesn't need to jerk off immediately just by watching Disney movies, some people think it's something everyone should know, whether they want to or not. It's almost as if they consider themselves as part of a completely different species, and I'm not talking about fursonas there.

Well, the reason I'm mentioning this is because I somehow want to suffer through a four-issue-series which, without exagerration, is so gay, that not even He-Man joining the Village People and dressing up as the tailors from Shadow Hearts could possibly top it.

Wait, comparing that thing to homosexuality is an insult for the latter. I apologize.

Because I have something that can maybe be identified as respect towards you, I won't show you the covers for these, because I don't want to be responsible for broken keyboards, screens or other related hardware.

In short, Incontinent Student Bodies. Something so bad that even 4chan was baffled by... it.

You probably have already heard from this thing (Little hint: BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW), so I'll just mention a little anecdote:

While I was searching for scans after I discovered ISB on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I found a download link on an AB/DL forum. Guess what? Even they thought that it was unbearable. Yes, even people with a creepy obsession for infantilism and disposable underwear have standards! I wouldn't type that with a straight face or my hands trying to scratch my eyeballs out if I didn't see it myself.

Well, because I don't want the remaining parts of my sanity to vanish at once, I'm only going to look at the first issue for now. Interestingly, people paid to have their fursonas in this. This part still baffles me to no end.

At first, we have some words from the publisher and artist, saying that this comic is a parody of another one with a slightly different name.

Let's say that they intended a parody. Infos on that later on.

Also, the prizes for this thing are ridicilous. Ten bucks for only getting the comic, twenty if you want to have your character standing somewhere in the background, sixty if he should have something to say in a scene, and hundred-fifty if, by the power of cosmic radiation, you feel like he should have three pages standing in the limelight. And the commissioner writes the storyline, not the artist.

If you can't already smell that the story is going to be a gigantic mishmash, I pity you.

And really, something that normal people would call a "plot" doesn't kick in until the third issue. And at the time the first issue was published, they weren't even thinking about going further.

So yeah. PWP at its finest.

The actual comic starts at page three (out of ten, with the last page just being a larger version of one of the panels from a previous page) with a fox moving into a dorm, as he's greeted by a dog whose initials are JD.

Not to be confused with the guy having random daydreams. That would make this shit at least interesting.

And as soon as the page ends, a mouse asks JD about his backstory for... some... reason... which is going to be how almost every single backstory in this thing was written. Let me summarize it for you:

1. Character in question either always was incontinent or became that way because God moves in mysterious ways.
2. Character discovers diapers and/or gets a strange vibe from acting like a toddler and gets called out on it.
3. Somebody symphathizes with him.
4. Optional: Diaper sex.

There. Half the pages from all four issues combined squashed together into less than fifty words.

What follows is another backstory by a wolf sitting next to JD called Johnathan, fulfilling one of the commonly known furry cliches: Being either gay or at least bi.

JD and Johnathan met at a party at a party for homosexuals (making JD follow that cliche as well) as... well, it wouldn't harm if I show you some pictures from that thing:

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For some reason, I find that joke slightly funny. Somebody please get that shotgun.

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Maybe it's because I have no experience in this, but my guess is that his pants need to be down for it.

As it goes, Johnathan climaxes so hard that he's pissing himself. Classy.

And when I'm already showing pics from this... yeah. Art isn't too great in this. It does get a lot better in later issues, but is that thing really worth throwing out at least ten bucks for, except if you need to jerk off this badly? Prooobably not.

What follows is another backstory from... I guess that's supposed to be a llama... called Jesus, that we poor souls get to read because somebody asked him. Again. When he was eight, he lived in Lima with his best friend being a bunny. One day, Jesus finds him standing in the middle of his bedroom with his pants shat. What follows sounds pretty creepy, to say the least. In short: he became homosexual for his friend, because he finds helpless people cute.

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The box speaks for itself here.

Can you guess what comes next? I'm sure I don- Oh, another backstory. What a shock.

This time, it's from the mouse from earlier called Cheese-Cube. I highly doubt that you can name your child that way, but that's only one of the lesser problems in this mess.

CC found some very... interesting things sent to him in a box that he found in his locker. About half of the page are only showing him holding these things in his hands. Immediately afterwards, he gets grabbed on his butt, revealing his affection for diapers.

... but... wait...

How does that tell the story about him getting that affection in the first place? I mean, the first three stories at least tell us the reason why, and here we're just supposed to buy it?

Why am I even asking that question? THAT THING DRIVES ME NUTS!

Well, turns out he got that stuff from a lion and it ends with them lying on a couch watching TV. Admittedly, it was easier to bear it than that thing with the llama... Only barely, though.

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN ROLEPLAYING A LA DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS, CLOSE THIS PAGE NOW. SERIOUSLY. DO IT. RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Remember the fox from page 3? I don't either. Well, he asks for YET ANOTHER BLOODY BACKSTORY I CAN'T STAND THESE THINGS ANYMORE AAARGH

Well, this time it's about another fox who at the end of a roleplaying session told the players that they have been cursed with incontinence and jokingly says that they're needing diapers for the next one, just for them to actually do it, therefore turning "D&D" into "D&D in D".

Blame the comic on that, not me.

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I HATE THIS FUCKING COMIC WHERE IS SOMETHING AWFUL WHEN YOU NEED THEM

… I shouldn't stress myself... only one page left... gotta breath slowly and carefully...

Even the comic seems fed up with telling us what happened in the past, so instead, it decides to take place in present time for once! Not that it actually lets something happen, oh no. Instead, we get to see them being visited by their "diaper service". Yes, apparently they have enough incontinent people in the same dorm to warrant their own laundry man.

Trust me, this "plot" hole only gets bigger with every issue.

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...Unfortunate Implications much?

Then they welcome him properly (only wearing you-know-where-this-is-going) and the issue thankfully ends.

It may be a bad sign, but this thing only gets worse because it has more pages to torture me with.

Why am I even doing this in the first place? WHY?
Viashino_wizard


this fucking comic

THIS FUCKING COMIC
Badass Overlord
That's some fucked up shit right there.
Soren Highwind
QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ Jan 23 2011, 06:18 PM)
That's some fucked up shit right there.
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Meow Mix
Oh, ISB. Easily one of the worst things the internet has ever spawned.
Neko_Maid
>already read about it
>didn't even rage the first time

DOHOHOHOHO
P Dot Alex
QUOTE (Neko_Maid @ Jan 24 2011, 01:32 AM)
>already read about it
>didn't even rage the first time

DOHOHOHOHO
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Where did you get these genes from? I may need them for the rest of this...
Joker
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Jan 24 2011, 12:55 AM)
Where did you get these genes from? I may need them for the rest of this...
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Probably PacSun, I've heard they make really durable genes.
Master of AFTER
Oh.... Oh GOD.
P Dot Alex
Fuck, I brought something so awful onto the forum that Moab can't even make a witty comment about it!
Master of AFTER
It's a comic about gay furries that wear diapers and piss and shit on each other during sex. There's no room for wit in that hellhole of a concept. This is why comedians don't tell jokes about the holocaust; simply bringing up its existence is enough to kill anyone's good mood and dredge up emotions of sorrow and anger. The only difference here is that comic would have caused Hitler to vomit up his weihnachtsgans.
Screaming_Soulcatcher
Woah...this thing is...something

I think the bar has been raised on bad fetish comics people
P Dot Alex
Well, time again for more gay moron furries. If the first issue didn't do the job, this one probably will.

The issue begins with the publisher being surprised that this shit actually caught on. Can't say I blame him. Then he goes on about a fruit bat whose name hasn't been given in the first issue (though I can't remember there actually being a fruit bat... probably in another version of the first issue) and it feels like this is some sort of "convincing" argument to buy this thing:

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The issue is a lot longer, too: 34 pages in total, eight of them not directly connected to the comic itself for either being the cover, the introduction or additional art of the characters. Still, at least the story arcs aren't crammed into a single page each.

And yet, ten bucks for this mess is like paying to get your lungs ripped out.

The comic begins with JD sitting together with a new student, one of the earlier mentioned unicorns called Daphne. As I shockingly found out in the fourth issue, she's the most interesting character of the bunch, if only because she seems to have an actual and even interesting reason. But yeah, that's got to wait until we actually get there.

Also, it's funny how the first panel calls the dorm "the home of the college's more "special" students". You know, I have no idea how American colleges work, but do they seriously have seperate dorms for incontinent people? I could actually imagine people mentioning this when they sign up, but are there so many of them that this is justified?

Anyway, they talk about Daphne's brother Dirk and how he has issues integrating into the school. Guys, he's a character in this comic with a name, of course he has issues.

Also, both unicorns wear kilts and have weird accents because they're from Scotland. Classy.

What follows is some sort of ironic joke with Daphne declaring that he's a "poor wee lad" as he manages to slap a raccoon so hard he flies by the window. And as established in an earlier panel, they're at least in the first floor.

Uh, can anybody hear me laughing? No? Good.

Then... well, guys, if you thought the first issue was disgusting,... yeah, it was. But every following issue seems to take it, excuse the trope, Up To Eleven every time. Or, more fittingly, Up To Infinite.

To make it as painless as possible: We have to see Dirk getting changed and acting like a toddler. Where it gets really pukeworthy is this line:

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Make your jokes, people, everything I can come up with is either tasteless, stupid or both, with huge tendencies to the last option.

As we witness this, Daphne basically tells us that she has some complex with pampering he brother, calling it the reason why she became a nurse. I... guess that you could accept it.

Sadly, it doesn't stop her from acting like a baby herself.

Every successive page makes me want to stop this thing immediately more and more. But hell, I already started the thing and it's too late to return now.

Because I really don't want to deal with this mess any longer, Dirk discovers her tendency to do so, they end up snuggling, end of page, hooray.

The following page is a premiere people, because it manages to keep anything diaper-related out of itself for all eight panels!

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Don't cheer for too long, though, because if this comic does it again, it might actually turn into something readable. And they just can't do that...

To make it as short as possible, Mike pisses his jammies, Andrew finds out, discovers his Daphne-esque caring complex, probably incoming sex, story over.

The next story revolves around an orca taking classes in marine biology.

And here it gets really implausible.

At first, he has issues holding it in while still attending kindergarten. His parents, instead of, you know, going to a doctor with this issue, proceed to just yell at him to solve this problem. The funny thing? It actually works.

Well, at least until he turns eight and get teased (probably) because he's wearing a Star Wars T-shirt. Huh. Kids have better taste than I thought. Then he pisses himself, reverts to babyish behaviour, spends the money he makes from his summer jobs for fitting accessory (yeah, because college pays inself, you know), and then he gets discovered.

At this point, I'm wondering how the fucking hell the school can know about that if they still think they're outcasts and need to do however-I'm-supposed-to-call-it far away from everyone else. Seriously, if they put almost all the diaper freaks – and no one fucking else – into the same dorm, wouldn't they be informed or something?

Wait, I tried to inject sense into this mess. I apologize.

Now Aaron, the fox from way back in the first issue, needs to rework his "I can't let anybody see them" issue... even though it has already been resolved at the end of the first issue. Hello? Consistency?

Also, it's the first time I actually see somebody doing school work in this. Of course, JD needs to stop him from being productive (okay, they're having a party, but geez, just leave him alone) and calls Johnathan, whom he calls Daddy for some reason.

And here, shit gets creepy. Again.

Basically, Johnathan forces Aaron into a wet diaper from JD, forces him to shit himself and then pushes him into the crowd.

I'm pretty sure that you can call this abuse.

And this storyline ends with this "nice" panel:

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Because walking around in your own bacteria-coated feces just has to be healthy and comfortable.

Then again, it's a fetish. Of course some find this- wait, I don't want to lose you now.

The next story is about yet another fox turning incontinent via- well, see for yourself:

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Another anecdote: When I was looking for other reviews one evening, I found one that was posted on the same site from where I got the scans. Even though it could see the flaws in the writing, it praised the artwork in this.

WHAT?

Okay, the artwork in issue three and four is a lot better, but the last issue hasn't been even drawn by the same artist! Right now, it feels sloppy and slapped in that it makes me wonder if Marci even gave a shit at this point.

And before this turns into a rant about how Marci McAdam is an overrated hack and you can find way better artists on FurAffinity which cost far less, if at all, and manage to have a lot more personality in their artwork: 1. Well, it did get better and 2. I'm going to stop and focus on the comic itself again.

Then, not much happens. At least we don't have to read about yet another discovery.

Next story (and thankfully the second-to-last one for now) revolves around two sport colleagues having a rivalry in order to become stronger. Turns out the tiger has a nerve condition (i.e. you-guessed- it) and his friend, the dracon, allows him to pull him into this, after which they're having a literal pissing contest.

Do I need to mention that the only way I could make this shit bearable is staying up every two minutes while listening to the soundtrack of DoDonPachi DaiOuJou? Yes, this is a cheap plug, but anything that makes me not think about suicide while reading this is welcome to me.

Now, finally, the last story. And here we come across the one thing most people know about this comic.

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As opposed to "Deutsche Demokratische Republik".

Also, the comic implies that you can't control your bladder and bowels while stepping on arrows.

Let's just skip to what we want to see, as the majority of the panels on the second-to-last page of the actual story just consists of crotch-shots. Nice.

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This is so comical that, even without the meme factor, it's just so jarring look at. So fucking cartoonish. Especially since it feels like we're supposed to take this entire thing seriously.

In short, this story is just like all the others. Discovery, acceptance, yadda yadda barf, issue ends, me throwing a party for having survived another twenty pages.

But fear not, as Issue Three actually has a plot that goes through the whole thing! And it makes you hate the cast even fucking more!

Are you excited? I'm excited! EXCITED!

SOMEBODY GET ME AN EVOKER!
Viashino_wizard
I like how the unicorn is apparently trying to poke out that guy's eardrums.
P Dot Alex
Now that you say it... somebody needs to draw this so that at least something good came out of it.
Master of AFTER
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Jan 29 2011, 03:17 AM)
Also, it's funny how the first issue calls the dorm "the home of the college's more "special" students". You know, I have no idea how American colleges work, but do they seriously have seperate dorms for incontinent people?
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No, I can guarantee you that they do not. This comic just follows typical Porno Logic where it's a perfectly normal coincidence that all the people into the same kinks wind up living together, except instead of it being a sorority full of bisexual nudist cheerleaders, it's animal-people who shit their pants.

I must admit, I'm impressed at how brazenly the author tries to pass off these fucking ridiculous backstories for some of the characters to explain their incontinence. Getting in a car accident? Okay, I guess that could make someone lose bladder control. Missing your parents? Maybe if you're four... Playing DDR? Fuck, really!?

Prediction time: The next character to be introduced will be an antelope who once went to Burger King and got pickles on his hamburger when he ordered no pickles, and the experience was so traumatic that it caused him to start urinating every time he hears the word "polyester". The shocking twist is that, oh no, all of his favorite shirts are made of polyester! And people are always complimenting the way he dresses!! ohmy.gif Now he is forever alone because he constantly smells like antelope pee. sad.gif If only there was a group of open-minded furries who find it perfectly acceptable to piss oneself...
P Dot Alex
Don't you mean "antelopee"? I know, I'm lame.

The sad thing is, I could actually imagine somebody writing this and passing it off as seriously.

EDIT: Actually, something along the line actually happens in Issue Four.
ToxAff
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Jan 30 2011, 12:15 AM)
Don't you mean "antelopee"? I know, I'm lame.

The sad thing is, I could actually imagine somebody writing this and passing it off as seriously.

EDIT: Actually, something along the line actually happens in Issue Four.
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Maybe somebody discovered this site,saw this page, thought it a good ideea and e-mailed it to the 'author'?

Also, I just found myself to be immune to this kind of shit, I just took it all in stride...

That caused me to have a sudden revelation. It seems that I've lost all hope in humanity sad.gif
Shmeckie
Finally took a look at this comic.

I'm mad at myself for not being more disgusted. I really am, but then I realised why I'm not; IT'S THE FUCKING FURRIES. I expect this--no, fuck, I epxect EVERYTHING out of those wastes of space. If this comic featured human characters doing this shit, I'd be shocked and apalled. Furries?! Par for the fucking course.

These are the people that brought us 8-titted dick-nippled herm-taurs. I'd expect nothing less.

Fucking furries. Not only have you single-handedly held me back from releasing one of my favorite stories, but you keep throwing bile like this at me. Fuck you and die.
P Dot Alex
I already wondered what the hell took you so long to show up here.
Max-Vader
QUOTE (ToxAff @ Jan 31 2011, 12:47 AM)
That caused me to have a sudden revelation. It seems that  I've lost all hope in humanity sad.gif
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Cheer up, Furries don't qualify as human beings. There is hope for humanity yet. Won't be too long 'till MoA takes us on his great crusade to root out Heresy and Furfaggotry everywhere. wink.gif
P Dot Alex
If he does, then I want to be the one killing Marci. Slowly and painfully.
Shmeckie
Now now now, killing is a little much for this. Marci here doesn't deserve any kind of murder. Just public scorn and ridicule. And ostracization from society because Marci's clearly a sick, fucked-up little freak.
Mysty
Shmeckie's right. Besides, there are much more creative ways of making people suffer than murdering them.
Badass Overlord
So that's where the "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!" rabbit came from. Seriously though, these characters are fucking pussies, but what more would you expect from a furry who has a pee fetish?
Soren Highwind
QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ Feb 2 2011, 08:47 PM)
So that's where the "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!" rabbit came from.
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I was wondering about that, too. Still though, even in the proper context it's fucking ridiculous.
Max-Vader
QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Feb 3 2011, 03:29 AM)
Now now now, killing is a little much for this. Marci here doesn't deserve any kind of murder. Just public scorn and ridicule. And ostracization from society because Marci's clearly a sick, fucked-up little freak.
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It would be a waste of a perfectly good bullet anyway.
P Dot Alex
Who said something about shooting her? I thought about dipping her very slowly into acid. And I mean very, very slowly.
Shmeckie
Killing is still much. Ridicule is better.

Leave the psycho act to me. You guys suck at it.
P Dot Alex
Either I'm exaggerating without wanting to or this comic is more dangerous to my mental health than watching an Uwe Boll movie.
Max-Vader
QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Feb 3 2011, 02:16 PM)
Leave the psycho act to me. You guys suck at it.
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That might be because I was a serious as Carlos Mencia is funny. In other words, not at all. But yeah, I can't convincingly play a psychopath. At least not the type you are good at.
P Dot Alex
Well, welcome to part 3 of "WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO EXIST???". In today's part, I'll finally adress the entire thing about how this shit couldn't be a parody even if insert witty something here.

But first, I need to talk about another mistake I made. I always said that the fourth issue wasn't drawn by Marci, right? Well, that still is true. Where I made the mistake was that this very issue wasn't drawn by her, either. Well, okay, the cover and the last two pages are by her (which, funnily enough, I don't seem to have in this), but other than that, yeah, completely different artist who at least seems to be able to draw.

So yeah. From this point forward, we can't blame Marci for anything anymore.

So instead, feel free to blame everything that happens and happened in this on somebody called Karis.

With that out of the way-

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ZOMG CONFLICT

Took us long enough, right?

Skipping the author's note this time, as there's nothing that needs to be mentioned again.

First of all, JD and Johnathan are put on a bus at the very beginning. Can't say I miss them.

And literally, the only reason the first page exists is so they can be thrown out of the story, as the very next page jumps to "Hell Week", which might be another name for Spring Break, but what do I know? I haven't set a foot in America in my entire life.

What happens next is... confusing. Very confusing.

I guess that some people who are supposedly antagonists break into the dorm and randomly kidnap one of them. Hard to tell, because... see for yourself:

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I didn't cut anything and I made sure that the pages were in the right order. This is what happens.

Then the gorilla stares at one of them, who then... pisses himself. These guys wouldn't have balls if somebody nailed watermelons to their crotches.

By now, they finally got that they broke into a dorm with bedwetting pussies and come to the brilliant conclusion that they should tear their pants down.

Take a wild guess how many times it takes for them to move on to something different to them.

THREE TIMES.

And we get another appearance of the BAWWWW-bunny!

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I get the feeling that this panel was supposed to cash in on the meme factor of the original.

Also, apparently teachers have no interest in interfering when somebody gets his pants pulled down during a presentation. Yeaaah.

I start to wonder... if they know they're doing it again, why don't they just... not... wear... diapers for the time being? Some of them are just doing it for shits and giggles, so it shouldn't be a problem for them!

Meanwhile...

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So let me get this straight once and for all...

You're telling me that, until now, nobody, and I mean NOBODY, managed to find out about that?

Why am I even bothering with this? Common sense won't help me to survive this!

But instead, the comic needs to insist on this:

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They don't even know that all of you landed in the same dorm and it's all just coincidence?

WHAT.

And they don't tell it anybody because... maybe their parents will find out! (gasp)

...this isn't a porn.

IT'S A FUCKING SOAP OPERA.

Then the bullies break in, chaos starts, somebody falls out of at least the first floor...

Today's recommendation to survive this is Akai Katana, by the way.

So, instead of doing something that makes sense, like contacting... anybody, they decide to mix laxatives and anesthesia in order to fuck around with them.

Because that's mature and totally not hypocritical at all.

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If Seth McFarlane is better at writing strawmen, you're doing something horribly wrong.

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I’m just a sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania...

Then the guy who fell out of the window returns to the dorm, calling them out on their actions. What follows is – you guessed it – fucking stupid.

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Forcing people in other people's used diapers is A-OK, but giving them laxatives against their will? That's too fucking much!

More stupid shit that isn't really worth commenting about while I have to resist using the word "gay" because it's just too fucking easy, and we cut to the bullies, with one of them overacting so insanely I'm wondering how this hasn't become the next "BAWWWWWW":

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That is pretty counterproductive, dude.

Then we cut to a parade, for which the Delta Kappa guys want to punish them for what our "protagonists" did to them, but... oh noes, they're walking in the parade, admitting to their nature! THEIR PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED!

...the worst thing: This isn't the low point. The guy they dressed up and tied to a pole? Yeah, he tasted the taste of humiliation and likes it.

And we close on... this...

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I can't even make fun of this anymore. Sorry, I can't. This is drowning any attempt of it in dark and cold water.

Before I close this mess for now, I got a question:

Where is the bloody parody?

As I probably have mentioned at some point, this is actually a "parody" of another comic. After doing some research on that one, it's apparently - and essentially - ISB minus the diapers. I'm never gonna read through it in any way, but it just has to be better than this.

So, from what I'm getting, they're following the Seltzer-and-Friedberg way of parody: Take the concept and slap something (in the eyes of most people) disgusting onto it. Product ready for distribution.

So, is there any other way this entire scenario is parodistic? Fuck no. Like mentioned earlier, this thing is a soap opera. Played so painfully straight it's unreadable. Lampshading? Doesn't exist here. At all. And if it did, my mind repressed the memory of it because this thing is mindbogglingly awful.

And now, I still have to suffer through Issue Four...

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IHATETHISCOMICIHATETHISCOMICIHATEITAAARGH-
Shmeckie
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....The FUCK is up with the Gargoyle?!
Master of AFTER
Every character in that last panel is staring at me through my monitor, daring me to hate them.
Screaming_Soulcatcher
The pain! THE PAIN!!

Oh and p dot, just so you know hell week is basically one week of frat boys acting like even bigger idiots and it also acts as a "initiation week"for newer members of a fraternity
P Dot Alex
There we have it. The final issue of this mess of a comic.

No longwinded speeches, let's just get it over with.

We got the author's notes again, which are hilariously delusional when you look at it in hindsight. They were already thinking about making a fifth issue. In color, no less. When Karis opened a thread on FurAffinity to get more people into this, it died down pretty quickly. Amazing, isn't it. Shows that even furries have something that may be identified as taste and I don't have to be that ashamed of being one anymore.

Well, the artwork in this is... good. Very good, actually. Doesn't make the rest of this shit more bearable, but I gotta give credit when credit is due.

Also, it's funny to see how the writing of this thing "evolved". In the first issue, you had one story per page. In the second one, you had several pages for one. Issue Three even told one for the entire comic, without any backstories! Guess what number four does?

Actually acknowledge what happened in Issue Three.

If that continues, this might be actually worth reading!

Maybe you remember the gorillas from Issue Three. If you do, I feel sorry for inflicting permenant damage on your mind. If you don't, consider yourself lucky.

We find out that the father wants to get him back to the university, but because he shat himself in front of them, he thinks he should learn his lesson. Like what any person with a brain would do, one of them counts down everything that his son did to them and the dorm – even though I thought they got over it at the end of Issue Three – oh, forget it – and, well, this:

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Jesus Christ, something I can consider funny! Maybe this won't be so bad after all!

Oh, wait, it's still about furries willingly ignoring their body functions on purpose.

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And all of this because of some laxatives.

Uh, did he never had the opportunity to explain that he had no idea what happened? Then again, if he did, we might have stories that are better written.

Then, we spend the next page acknowledging that he's an asshole as he's giving the same guy whom he made piss himself by looking at him weirdly a wedgie... probably while his father is still around. Makes sense!

Then we reach... this scene.

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Remember how I said that she's the only character in this that I might have respect for? Well, look at it this way:

Instead of concentrating her mother complex on her potential child, she's instead forced to pamper her retarded brother for the rest of her life. The realisation that she can't start a normal life destroys the reality she lived in until now and she sees what really is happening. Doesn't help that directly after that, her brother comes in and she falls crying onto him.

...wow. This either is an accident and I'm characterizing her in the same bullshit way an Evangelion fan does, or they got a different writer for this scene. My guess is of course possibility number one.

After sort-of-foreshadowing, the dorm has a meeting about their new resident. When he gets asked about why the hell he's wearing that stuff despite hating these people, he answers that he "deserves it". Again, just because he was under the influence of laxatives this one time.

I guess that this is another case of porno logic, right?

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And they do so by shoehorning you into this place. Huh? Look, I don't say that parents have to be perfect, but I don't quite get why they have to do it this way.

Then Daphne and Dirk arrive, the gorilla makes fun of the way he dresses and grabs his horn, which ends up with Dirk beating the shit out of him. Yes, very innocent and gentle, these diaperfurs.

It gets worse when he calls his sister a mule, which just makes matters worse because "she canna breed". Uh, A. he can't possibly know it at this point and B. you don't need any more reasons to beat the shit out of him.

Later, they discuss how this scenario makes no sense (okay, gotta give a point to that), so Josh gets some weird idea and makes somebody do this:

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It's like he has spaghetti hanging from his crotch.

Next page already, and we learn that chlorophyll can apparently make your feces stink less. Not that I'd would know because from what I know about chlorophyll, this doesn't make any sense. Only can hope for Maniak to show up.

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ZOMG SOMEBODY WHO'S HETEROSEXUAL IN THIS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

Well, what do you think? Through the power of fetishes, of course!

Also, I find it unbelievably creepy how she smiles in EVERY. SINGLE. PANEL. she's in. It's outright nightmarish.

Well, of course he kept his fetish out of this as long as he could, until...

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OH FOR CHRIST SAKE

Then she breaks into his room – okay, I'm now officially convinced that this character is fucking nuts.

Cut to Link finding some cookies that just happen to lie around, only to find out that they have been made with something out of chocolate and laxatives.

I start to wonder if these guys really need diapers if they have so many laxatives around.

Ignoring the next one-and-a-half pages because of.... well, "change". Nothing that you'd like to see, believe me.

Being halfway through the comic, we're treated to this little backstory about a raccoon who pisses himself by seeing – or even hearing - running water.

Yes, really. Must have a hard time... anywhere, really.

Jumping over another page because nothing of interest is happening.

Next page shows us that Link is a douche. Again. Thank you, comic, the first few times and the entire third issue just weren't enough.

Next, we learn that Dirk just now found out that he's different from the rest. Dude, you're not only a character in this, but also significanlty dumber than anyone else around. And that's saying something.

After that, my theory about Daphne actually realising in what shit she's in is destroyed by this:

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Yeah, enjoy playing nurse for grown-ups who are literally drowning in their kinkiness. Nothing disturbing or disgusting at all.

And just to destroy any illusion, suspension of disbelief and hope I had for this comic, it goes all the way with it's fetishness with an oatmeal party.

You... don't want to see it. Just like anything else that happens in this.

And after two pages of... that, we jump right back into soap opera territory:

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All this needs is a "DUN DUN DUUUN", and it would be worth quite a few laughs.

This comic just has so many flavors, but not a single one appeals to me!

We learn about how his father was abusing him for pissing himself and he discovers that his father did so, too. While being drunk.

Also, Johnathan and JD seemed to have switched their roles. Suddenly, they're acting as if JD was the father figure. Remember that this is the same character who got forced to kiss somebody's wet pants.

Well, thankfully, that is over, so we can get even stupider. Yes.

Remember the guy they tied to a pole? Apparently that hasn't been the first time he got transformed into a transvestite. His cousins already turned them into a little girl, as they did with themselves.

...and it didn't bother him to bully these people until they tied him to the pole.

Cue Karkat with "THIS IS STUPID".

When we return to the soap opera with Johnathan and his father, as they just make peace, ignoring all the abuse and mental damage. Makes sense!

Jump right back to Link yelling at the dorm residents calling them freaks. They never can be called out enough.

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THIS.

IS.

WROOONG!

Seriously, just because he looks like them doesn't make him equal to them. That's like saying that turning somebody into a blackface makes him a genuinly black person.

Also, the less I think about what this guy's hand is doing in his pants, the better.

Final page, and THANK GOD for that. And thankfully, not much is happening here. Just them talking about how Link is "one of them" now even though he clearly isn't and a teaparty.

Whew, finally through this mess. What can I say?

Admittedly, the writing did get better as time went on, but in the "Countdown" kind of way, i.e. "Thousand times zero is still zero!". And there's not enough money in the world to make me read this again because the fetish parts just fucking disgust me.

Even though it could have its moments if the fucking diapers weren't involved. If you throw them out altogether, this would have been... okay, really.

Wait, what am I saying? Oh, God, that comic finally made me insane! AAAH!



"NOW!"

A furry fist hit P Dot's face, as he continued yelling nonsensically.

"Dammit, it's not working..." Alexander looked at his metal gloves. "Why won't we try it with water?"

"You know exactly why", Shosetsu replied with her arms crossed. "Try punching him again!"

Alexander sighed, as he reached out for another punch. Suddenly, P Dot stopped wailing his arms around and screaming his lungs out, as he fell back onto the pillow as he panted nervously. Both of them were surprised that he suddenly recovered.

"Are you alright?", Shosetsu asked.

P Dot's left hand moved behind his head, trying to grab something. "Where are my glasses?"

The white-haired woman to his left handed them to him. "Just so you didn't accidently break them."

"Thank you." As he put them on, he saw both of them in clear detail. "Did something happen?"

"Oh, nothing", was the reply he get from Alexander. "We were just trying to wake you up for about... half an hour now."

"Really? How fitting. I had a terrible nightmare. I read all four issues of that awful furry comic and at the end even liked certain things about them."

Shosetsu and Alexander exchanged awkward glances.

"What?" he asked them, raising an eyebrow.

"You won't like hearing this", Shosetsu started explaining, "but..."

"You didn't dream that."

P Dot's eyes stretched wide open. "WHAT?"

"Alex!", Shosetsu yelled.

"What?", the wolf asked. "I just couldn't watch you struggling with words like that."

"You mean, I really-"

What proceeded was more screaming.

"Thank you", she muttered. "Now he'll never stop."
Maniak
Well, according to wikipedia, Chlorophyll is in fact able to neutralize body odor. You can even buy chlorophyl dragges by your pharmacist. But considering the fact that those guys shit all over the place...
also I have to admit, at first I thought that was a typo you made and it was chloroform they use Because seriously, considering that this stuff knocks you out and gives you probably cancer, I thought it would be kinda fitting for those assholes to kill themselves with a substance like that.

as for your review, glad you are through with it.
Seriously, this "comic" is just fucked up. I amdit the artwork in the last issue is in fact better, but I still don`t get it. Who thought that this is a fetish people would openly support at all?
P Dot Alex
Thanks for the information. That's the kind of stuff that my biology teacher would never bother himself talking about.

Also, it's (sadly) still a fetish, and some people don't seem to have any interest in privacy.
Soren Highwind
Thank God this thing is over. You did a pretty good job covering all the shit (no pun intended) that's wrong with this abomination of a comic, while also making sure that I will never willingly read it. Good job, yo. thumbsup.gif
Viashino_wizard
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Feb 12 2011, 07:24 AM)
this mess of a comic
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Ha!
P Dot Alex
What an interesting and insightful observation of yours.
Screaming_Soulcatcher
Woah something just occured to me right now

The orca is dating a cat...The WHALE is dating a small CAT

Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum...I give you literal Wailord on Skitty action
Shmeckie
Oh my fucking god you're right...!
Soren Highwind
QUOTE (Screaming_Soulcatcher @ Feb 14 2011, 06:08 PM)
Woah something just occured to me right now

The orca is dating a cat...The WHALE is dating a small CAT

Ladies and Gentlemen of the forum...I give you literal Wailord on Skitty action
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ohmy.gif

mind=blown
Vexor Shadewing
[COLOR=blue][FONT=Optima]I happen to like this comic,and,I'm thinking of getting my fursona in the next book.
P Dot Alex
QUOTE (Vexor Shadewing @ May 31 2011, 07:41 PM)
[COLOR=blue][FONT=Optima]I happen to like this comic,and,I'm thinking of getting my fursona in the next book.
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I was already wondering how long it'll take for somebody to register for the sole purpose of posting in this thread.
T_K_17
QUOTE (Vexor Shadewing @ May 31 2011, 11:41 AM)
[COLOR=blue][FONT=Optima]I happen to like this comic,and,I'm thinking of getting my fursona in the next book.
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Good for you. Was that really worth resurrecting this thread?
Vexor Shadewing
You take your skinny girl I feel like I'm gonna die,cos' a realwoman needs a real man here's why.You take your girl and multiply her by 4 now a whole lotta woman needs a whole lot more.
T_K_17
QUOTE (Vexor Shadewing @ May 31 2011, 11:46 AM)
You take your skinny girl I feel like I'm gonna die,cos' a realwoman needs a real man here's why.You take your girl and multiply her by 4 now a whole lotta woman needs a whole lot more.
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wut
P Dot Alex
QUOTE (T_K_17 @ May 31 2011, 07:47 PM)
wut
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My reaction exactly.
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