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From: Big Dick's Halfway Inn
22 years old
Nothing interests me.
Real Name: Val
Occupation: Unsuccesful Nerd
Joined: 10-October 08
Profile Views: 2,529*
Last Seen: 21st May 2013 - 06:30 PM
Local Time: May 24 2013, 12:30 AM
1,779 posts (1.06 per day)
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[ Welcome! ]
Some very nice words from very nice people:
“I’m supposed to attack you with a barrage of secrets to get you to deny me, but you have no shame” - Shadow Val
“Are you a doctor yet? Talk to me when you’re a doctor” - Val’s mom
“I really hope your employers don’t see this profile. I didn’t raise you like this. This is disgraceful” - Val’s dad
“Sup” - Val’s brother
"She’s a silent poster. A watchful lurker. A dork knight” - Val’s roommate, in a Batman voice
“This profile offends me” - Tumblr
"Uguu~ Varru-sama is sugoi desu!" - A weeaboo
“Vallah hu akbar!” - A terrorist, before blowing himself up
[ Profile Song : ]
This page contains lethal levels of radioactive insanity. Take extreme caution while browsing through this page and reading this person's posts. If you start feeling a sudden decrease in IQ, report to Youtube immediately to watch videos of cats. If this symptom persists, insult your doctor. Why didn't we put this warning on the top before we subjected you to the crazy? Oops.
Thank you for the profile view, stranger!
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