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| CCC #123 - 7/14/12 |
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 Master of AFTER
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 Hit the world spinning darker.  Group: Admin Posts: 9,352 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male  |
 Jul 14 2012, 10:06 PM
Just when you thought I might not make it this week, here I am, violently shoving another heaping helping of cosplay badness directly into your face. That's it, savor the bitter taste of failure! Savor it and become enraged! Makes you want to write some hilarious captions, doesn't it!? Yes, that's it! Go forth and serve my dark ambitions, you witless pawns! Mwahahahahahaaa!
 This contest's winning caption is... Yo nigga, we the dopest, most kawaii ass muddafuckers on this block. See my fine-ass bitches right here? Well mama gotta bring home the onigiri some how, so give us your lunch money. Congratulations, xoxjoanxox! --------------------  You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
  
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Nihilistic One
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 I'M ON SPEED, MEGA MAN  Group: Members Posts: 4,718 Joined: 29-March 12 Member No.: 626 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 12:08 AM
The fan-centric reimagining of Lucky Star did not go ever as well as hoped.
-------------------- QUOTE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CHANGE MY SIG TO... SOMETHING WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING [12:14:31 AM] Vaya Con Bonglorio: IN A WORLD RULED BY FAGS AND HAGS. IT IS UP TO ONE MAN TO LICK THE DICK [12:14:58 AM] Luke Phifer: AND THAT MAN IS... DEREK JOHNSON! QUOTE ( @ Mar 11 2013, 05:54 AM)  This guy is such a faggot that Richard Simmons calls him a fag. This guy is faggier than the members of One Direction wearing pink spandex leotards and dancing to songs from Wicked on a rainbow stage while Johnny Depp rides by on a wooden carriage driven by a team of aqua-green unicorns.  |
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xoxjoanxox
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 Fedoras everywhere. Group: Members Posts: 3,397 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Jul 15 2012, 04:41 AM
Even anime has its plus-sized models.
Yo nigga, we the dopest, most kawaii ass muddafuckers on this block. See my fine-ass bitches right here? Well mama gotta bring home the onigiri some how, so give us your lunch money. This post has been edited by xoxjoanxox: Jul 15 2012, 04:41 AM --------------------  ~Morning. |
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Dr. O
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 i can't feel my arms Group: Members Posts: 1,582 Joined: 2-February 11 From: trolling for booty Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 05:06 AM
Sailor Saturated Fat, to the rescue!
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Bitch_Please
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 Tactful as Sexual Intercourse. Group: Members Posts: 1,289 Joined: 14-March 12 Member No.: 622 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 07:59 AM
That's no Moon...
-------------------- QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jun 12 2011, 12:26 AM) ( o ) ( o ) My contributions to this thread. |
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SM2142
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 Mojave Wanderer Group: Members Posts: 501 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 09:28 AM
If they're trying to outlast the lumberjacks who want the tree cut down, this could take a while.
-------------------- All Roads Lead To New Vegas
Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream *** *** *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now. |
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JakAttack
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 Picker, Grinner, Lover, Sinner. Group: Members Posts: 857 Joined: 30-November 10 From: the creative minds that brought you "Spaceballs"... Member No.: 412 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 12:38 PM
I'd say "Why do all good girls go for bad boys", but I don't see either in this picture.
-------------------- You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead. A city of Ghosts. Beneath a blood-red cloud...a bright, shining monument reaching out, luring treasure hunters to their doom. An illusion. A promise that you can change your fortunes. Begin again.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go. QUOTE (Ryan King @ from "Go On") A player I don't care about on a team I really don't care about dropped a ball last night and I couldn't sleep. It's easy to care about things that matter - war, hunger, pestilence...is that a thing? Pestilence. Pestilence...pestilence. I see it as a triumph of the human spirit to be able to care so completely about something frivelous. |
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DeanTheAdequate
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 Drunken Mage Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Jul 15 2012, 08:55 PM
-In lean times, maple syrup farmers are known to hire suburban Otaku to squeeze the sap from trees quickly and efficiently.
-I hate to be your mom, bro. It's not like you'll wash your own dirty socks you heathen. -OK, we kidnapped his kids, and we didn't even have to tie them to the tree due to gravitational pull! -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?  |
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 DraculaMarth
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 I know a thing or two about science Group: Members Posts: 1,411 Joined: 23-June 10 From: The ozarks of Southfield, MI Member No.: 348 Gender: Male |
Jul 16 2012, 08:39 AM
"Okay, I don't like their costumes either, but how does bad cosplay warrant execution for 'Crimes against Humanity'?"
-------------------- QUOTE (Dakari-King Mykan) No one sucks my cock, I forbid it! QUOTE (Howlitzer) He'll be missing a melon and a head when a nigga gets the munchies. Y'all white folks better hold me back |
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Deceiver
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 16-June 11 Member No.: 495 Gender: Male |
Jul 23 2012, 11:32 AM
Harvest time in the otaku orchard is a sad, yet hilarious, undertaking.
That is the worst "Gilligan's Island" cosplay I have ever seen. The Japanese reimaging of "Lost" did not go over well. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,352 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Jul 23 2012, 11:43 PM
Alright everybody, good show. While this wasn't exactly a stellar week for captions in terms of quantity, some darn good entries ensured it wasn't too shabby as far as quality is concerned. Half of a dozen of the best submissions have made it into the finalists poll and are all ready to receive YOUR votes! Don't keep 'em waiting too long!
-------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,352 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Jul 28 2012, 04:32 AM
STOOOOOOOOOOP!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! NO MORE VOTES!
Unless my eyes deceive me (which is admittedly quite possible given the lack of sleep) it would appear that xoxjoanxox has emerged victorious in the latest poll. Congrats on the win, Joan! You beat everyone in this contest like a coke-addicted pimp quelling a violent ho revolt. As for the rest of you LOSERS, take comfort in knowing that you all contributed some great captions that may not have brought you that sense of fulfillment you've longed for, but definitely brought plenty of smiles to the faces of poverty-stricken children who have nothing else in their lives to look forward to. Always be proud of that, Cosplay Captioneers. -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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