Ashladdin, Ruining a beloved movie, one chapter at a time! Options

[Looney Bird]

Hi, everyone, I'm a longtime reader, first time reviewer. I must say, I love your site. I thought it was time that I put in my two cents. You see, there's a certain cesspool on Fanfiction.net that's called the "Cartoon Crossovers" section where almost noone, aside from a very small number of authors knows how to do a parody.

You see, when most people think "parody," they think of something funny like Spaceballs or The Muppet Christmas Carol. Something that retells a story with lots of jokes and humor, right? Not these guys.

They like to do "fanmakes" as they've eventually come to call them where they essentially do a copy-and-paste of the movie's script and replace all the character's names. One of the worst offenders of this is JusSonic, who has written around 300 or so of these. This is his second "parody" of Aladdin, with the first one starring Tommy from Rugrats. I thought there were more lulz opprotunities in this second one: Ashladdin.

His writing will be normal, mine will be in bold.


Author's note
This parody is another suggestion by my pal Darth Ben Valor, who I am dedicating the story to. Enjoy it because I know he will.

It begins innocently enough...

Ash-Laddin
In desert somewhere, a male beagle

Aww, I can't make a lowbrow "bitch" joke...
was riding a camel to a destination. He had white fur, a black spot on his back, black ears, black beady eyes, and he was wearing a stylish Italian black collar studded with gold.

"Italian black"? Is that a special kind of black or what?

This beagle was none other than Snoopy. As he rides on, he begins to sing.

Yeah, they usually like to describe the character and then say "His/Her name was ___." It just sounds awkward.

Snoopy: Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey-it's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Cartoonian night!
Cartoonian nights
Like Cartoonian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Cartoonian nights
'Neath Cartoonian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes.

Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this? He's changed one word in the song. That's it! There's nothing to make fun of!

Snoopy and his camel got to their destination: the little town of Alabasta (from the show One Piece though it's a country, not town). The camel runs out of breath and stops. Snoopy got off. He then sees a pink hedgehog named Amy Rose walking by an dstops her.

You're, uh, you're mixing up tenses there, JusSonic.

"Ah, hello there!" said Snoopy excited. Amy looks at him as he continues, "Good evening, little pink hedgehog! Come closer!"

Watch as he ruins a joke in 3...2...

Amy shrugs and got closer. She got too close as she got into Snoopy's face literally.
"Too close, too close!" protested Snoopy.
Amy sighs in annoyance and walked back a bit.

All the authors love to do this bit for some reason, despite it being a purely visual joke, not a written one.

Snoopy recovers then continues, "Now welcome to Alabasta, city of mystery, enchantment, and the best stuff to buy this side of the river Nile, come on down!" Snoopy step up shop as he say this.
"No thanks. I am not interested." said Amy, rolling her eyes.
"Please! Just a few sec!" Snoopy said as he takes out a machine. "Take a look at this! A combination hookah and coffee maker, make Julienne fries!" Snoopy demonstrates by making fries with the thing. "And it will not break, it will..."
Snoopy taps the product on the side of his table too hard and it breaks into pieces.
"Doesn't break, huh?" asked Amy Rose with a frown.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
"Still needs work." said Snoopy as he got rid of the product, then takes out some Tupperware. "Well, look at this. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen." Snoopy opens the Tupperware up a bit then makes a raspberry. "Still good!"
Snoopy noticed that Amy Rose is leaving and stopped her. "Wait! Don't do! I can see that it's something exceptionally rare that you want. Well, I believe you would be most rewarded with...this."
Snoopy takes out a black box (I got this idea from Paper Mario: the Thousand Year Door) and shows it to Amy Rose.

I don't think you can call it "getting the idea" if you just stole it.

"What's so great about a black box?" asked Amy Rose bored.
"Don't be fooled by its appearance, young one. Like they say, it isn't what's on the outside that counts, but what's on the inside."
"Uh huh. I'm leaving." Amy Rose said as she begins to leave.
"This isn't any original black box! It won't changed a young man's life, a young man who liked this box are more than what he seemed." Amy Rose stopped suddenly interested as Snoopy continued, "The Pokeball in The Rough."

Mildly amusing. But only mildly.

"Really? Who is this guy?" asked Amy Rose.
"So you want to hear the tale?" asked Snoopy with a smirk.

NOOOOOOO! Amy, run away! Spare us!

As Amy Rose nodded, Snoopy takes some sand out. "It all begins on a dark night," As he said this, Snoopy throws the sand into the sky, seemingly forming stars. "Where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose."

Again, this is all straight from the movie. The only reason it's good writing is because it's all been plagerized. Seriously, only Amy had any original lines.

As the story begins, a man on a horse waits for someone out in the desert. He is huge black cat like creature

But you just said he was a man...

with a big head and wearing blue and red armor. He is none other than Pete. With him are three cats. One of them is black with devil like horns, the other is white and orange cat, and the last one is dumb looking gray like cat. They are Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffles.

See what I mean about introducing characters in a dull way?

Soon someone arrives on very on foot and stopped. That someone is a short 10-year-old boy with blown back blonde hair, and who wore a purple sweater with a green stripe around the chest section. He was Dash Parr, a Super who had the power of super speed and super reaction. He looks at Pete who frowns.

They really like Dash on that site for some reason. I don't have a problem with the kid, but he tends to show up a lot.

"About time, see? You are late!" snapped Pete annoyed.
"Sorry about that. This desert sand isn't good to run on." Dash explains.
"Do you have it?"
"I have to beat down a couple of guys to get it, but here it is." Dash said as he takes out a crystal star half. Pete reaches for it but Dash held it back and smirks. "The treasure first."
Suddenly Mr. Blik was quicker than Dash as he grabs it from the boy's hand.
"Hey!" protested Dash.
Pete chuckles as Mr. Blik hands the medallion over to Pete.
"Not to worry, kid. You will get what you deserved." chuckled Pete.
"Meow!" laughed Mr. Blik.

I never watched Catscratch. Looked like a dumb show. Maybe I was wrong.

Pete takes out another half of the crystal star and puts both halves together. Once together, the crystal star begins to glow. Suddenly it flew out of Pete's hands, flies around, and goes off into the desert.
"Follow it!" Pete ordered as, once Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffles got on, he followed on horse with Dash running a bit behind. The chase continues until the crystal star reaches a sand dune. It then separated into two again and plunged right into the dune, making glowing eyes. Suddenly the dune begins to rise up. As Pete, the cats, and Dash stopped, horse or otherwise, the dune has now turned into a big door with the crystal star halves acting like eyes or something. It opens up like a cave and shows some stairs leading down.

Great, now he's ruining an awesome video game.


"There it is! After all these years. The Thousand Year Door!" laughed Pete as he looked at the door.
"Meow!" said Waffles stupidly.
"Whoa." Dash said amazed at this.
"Okay, remember our deal." Pete said, speaking to Dash. "You go in and get me the black box. The treasure is yours but the box is mine."
Dash rubbed his hands in glee as he goes to the Thousand Year Door.
"The box, the box!" laughed Mr. Blik madly. When Dash is out of earshot, Mr. Blik frowns and whispered harshly to Pete, "Geez, where did you dig this brat up?"
"Quiet, Mr. Blik." warned Gordon, speaking normally as well.
"Yes, quiet, see! And you too, Gordon," agreed Pete. Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffles aren't allowed to let anyone that they can speak like normal humans. No one but Pete but right now the big guy is not in the mood to listen.

Wait, but they're ALL cats! How come only Pete gets to talk? This is going all the way back to the Pluto vs. Goofy issue, of course...

Dash reaches the Door and is about to enter. Suddenly the Door roars and Dash was blown back. The kid looked up confused as the Door begins to speak.
"Who dares disturbs my slumber?" demands the Thousand Year Door.
"Uh, just me, Dash, a humble Super." chuckled Dash nervously.
"Know this. Only one person can come in here. One who worth lies far within. The Pokeball in The Rough!" boomed the Thousand Year Door.
Dash looked nervously and looked towards Pete.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Go on!" snapped Pete, waving Dash on.
Dash gulped but moves on. He reaches the entrance once and got in. He reaches the step and sets one foot down, closing his eyes doing so. When he sees that nothing has happened. He sighs and is about to move on. But the Door roared again. Dash yells and is about to run. But not even his speed saves him as the Door closes, locking Dash in. The dune begins to turn back to normal, making the crystal star halves fall out.

Congrats! You just killed a child! Whoopee!

"Seek out the Pokeball in The Rough!" boomed the Thousand Year Door as it disappeared.
During the fall, sand fell onto Pete and the cats. When all is calm, Mr. Blik spits out sand in anger.
"Wow! Let's do that again!" said Waffles stupidly.

Waffles's line almost made me smile. Almost.

"I can't believe it! I can't believe this!" yelled Mr. Blik angrily as he goes over to grab the discarded crystal star halved. "We are never going to get our hands on that stupid black box! Just forget it!" As Mr. Blik gave the halves back to Pete, he pulled out his fur mumbling, "Great! I am so upset that I'm molting!"

Do cats molt? Wouldn't he be shedding?

"Aw, be patient, Mr. Blik. Dash is obviously less than worthy." explains Gordon.
"Oh, that is a big surprise!" snapped Mr. Blik sarcastically in Gordon's face. "This is amazing! I think I am going to lose all 9 lives from that surprise! What are we going to do? We got a big problem here, a big..."
Pete suddenly grabs Mr. Blik's mouth, shutting him up.
"Finally! I thought he never stop talking!" said Gordon with a smirk.
"Do it again!" Waffles cheered.
Pete ignored Gordon and Waffles as he thought what the Thousand Year Door has said.
"Yes. Only one can entered the Thousand Year Door." said Pete in thought. "I got to find this one, this Pokeball in The Rough."

I promise there will be more material in the next chapters. This first one just left me kind of dry. I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? It's all straight from the movie!

Author's note
Who is the Pokeball In The Rough and will Pete find him? Sorry to make Dash the thief who got killed in the beginning but Wormtail made him a bad guy in his Lion King parody (he also made June a villain too! What's with that? She isn't a bad guy, people!) and I still annoyed about that so-called Dash x June coupling. Also, anyone who got a question about the black box thing should really check out info on Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door.Anyway., until next time, read and review!

No.

[Paragon]

Hello, member #666, aka Looney Bird!

I cannot speak for everyone else on the forum, but you made me chuckle with your mock, so keep it up.

Seriously, the writer is marketing this shit as a parody? Really? He changed a couple fucking words and it's a parody? Right.

I suppose he's catering to the barely-literate 12-year old crowd, huh?

Anyway, welcome.

[Looney Bird]

Author's note
Sorry for the delay, folks. Back to business.

Please, don't...

Chapter 2: The Pokemon Rattata

The what? Is that supposed to be a play on "Streetrat"? Because it's not a very good one...

The next day in Toon Town, a little boy was running across the rooftop with a loaf of bread he just stole. He is a well-built teenage boy about fourteen-years-old wearing a backpack. He had black spiky hair, and he wore a red baseball cap (which had a black stripe going down the middle from the back to the front, and there was a green arc over a green dot on the front), a blue hoody with black sleeves and a dark gray hood, along with blue pants and black and dark blue sneakers. This boy was none other than Ash Ketchum.
Ash Ketchum stopped at an edge and almost lost his bread. He looks down then hears a voice behind him.

I'll try not to point out every time he switches tenses, because it happens A LOT.

"Stop, thief!" Ash turned and sees two Hammer Bros. lead by their leader

Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

approaching him, holding their weapons at Ash threateningly. Their leader is a muscular king koopa monster that was seven feet tall and seemed to be leaning over the other side. The top of his head was green and he had a tan colored snout and white sharp teeth. He also had scraggly red hair, two red baggy eye brows, two horns on his head, a spiked collar, spiked wristbands, and spiked shoulder bands. He also had sharp claws on the ends of his fingers and toes. His skin was an orangish-yellow and he had a big green turtle shell on his back with light orange spikes on the shell. He also had a tan umpire-like chest and stomach. His eyes were blood red. This guy was none other than Bowser, king of the Koopas.
"I will have your hands for a trophy, Rattata!" yelled Bowser.
Ash cringes. He hates being called Rattata. It makes him sound...dirty. He looked down the edge again then at his loaf of his bread.

At least they're not actually calling him a "Pokemon Rattata"...

"All this for a loaf of bread?" joked Ash. Then before Bowser and his men could close in, Ash jumped off the roof falling. He landed on two ropes with clothes hanging out to dry and skied down them collecting clothes as he goes. Before he could get to the end of the line, a woman named Muriel Bagge sees him, screams, and closes shutters to a window at the rope's end. He slams into him and falls once more. This time, his fall was broken by a bunch of awnings and a bunch of clothes around him. After he got up and removes the clothes, he looks at the bread in triumph.
"There he is!" yelled one of Bowser's Hammer Bros. from the rooftop.
"He won't get away so easy!" yelled the other one.
"You think that was easy?" asked Ash in disbelief as he looks up. Ash hears some giggling and turns to see Kimi Watanabe Finster, Lil DeVille, and Susie Carmichael nearby chuckling. As Ash chuckles sheepishly, he turns and sees Bowser at the end of the alley he is in giving instructions to his men.

Wow, Bowser sure got down there fast. Actually, that's a problem with the original movie, so I can't blame JusSonic for that one.

"You two, that way! The rest of you, come with me! We'd find him!" snarled Bowser.
Ash sighs as he puts a blanket over himself. He walked over to the three girls.

Great, "All Grown Up." That's exactly what this story needed.

"Morning ladies," Tommy said politely.
"Getting into trouble earlier today, Ash?" Kimi asked with a smile.
"Trouble? No way! The only way you could get in trouble if you get caught."
"Gotcha!" yelled Bowser as he appeared from out of nowhere, grabs Tommy and held him up, removing his disguise.
"I'm in trouble!" yelped Tommy.

Yeah, remember when I said he did this story before? Here he is, cutting and pasting his old writing and he forgot to change the character's name! Really, man? Really?

"And this time..."
Bowser didn't finish as he is suddenly electrocuted by an unknown attacker, making him let Tommy go. As Tommy landed, he smiles upon seeing a yellow furred Pokemon nearby laughing in Pokemon talk.
"Good work, Pikachu as usual!" Ash said congratulating his friend.
"Pikachu!" said Pikachu with a smile.
"Come on, let's get outta here!" said Ash as he and Pikachu makes a run for it. One of Bowser's Koopa Troopas blocked him and tries to attack him and Pikachu with a spear. Ash begins to sing.

All you need to do is jump on him...

Ash: Gotta keep...one jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword

Pikachu raspberries the Koopa Troopa making the guy angry. Ash quickly pulled his shell off revealing his plain white t-shirt. The Koopa Troopa swings at Pikachu but missed and destroys a fish barrel, making fish fall out.

What, no Little Mermaid reference?

Ash: I steal only what I can't afford

"That's everything!" said Ash as he and Pikachu runs from the Koopa Troopa. The Koopa succeeded in putting a fish around himself thinking it is his shell and chases after them.

Ash: One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke!

Ash and Pikachu runs up a bunch of barrels and knocked one down onto Bowser's men, knocking them all down.

Bowser's men: (one at a time) Riffraff! Rattata!
Scoundrel! Take that!

That doesn't rhyme...

They throw a bunch of stuff at the two who dodges them quickly and got onto a top of a platform.

Ash: Just a little snack, guys!

Bowser's men threw swords at Ash and Pikachu who dodges them. Next, the men shakes the platform, trying to tossed the two off.

Bowser's men: Rip him open, take it back guys!

Ash: I can take a hint, gotta face the facts

Ash jumps off the platform as if trying to commit suicide but Pikachu hanging on a pole nearby by his tail grabs him and they make like acrobats.

Ash: You're one of my only friends, Pikachu!

Hmm, that line doesn't quite work, does it?

The two ended up in harem where Misty, Erika, and Sabrina are all.
"Who?" asked the girls looking at Ash and Pikachu in annoyance.

Girls: Oh, it's sad Pikachu's hit the bottom
He's become a one-man rise in crime

Pikachu smirks as he downs a bottle of ketchup, getting some on his face. Ash is swirled by Sabrina and smacked right into an annoyed Chi-Chi.

I hate to admit it, I love it when Pikachu gets ketchup.

Chi-Chi: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em!

Chi-Chi swings a broom at Ash and misses. Ash smiles as he goes by the girls and sits next to Pikachu near the window.

Ash: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

With an annoyed sigh, Misty pushed Ash and Pikachu out the window, making their exit.

Ash: One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom

Outside, a strongman named Zangief (from the Street Fighter games) is flexing to the crowd while Bowser and his men ran by. Ash and Pikachu was behind Zangief matching his moves while hiding. Of course, they were discovered when they made a mistake.

Ash: Next time gonna use a nom de plume.

"There he is!" yelled Bowser as he stopped his men and pointed to the fleeing thieves.

Ash: One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

During the chase, Ash and Pikachu were chased by Bowser's men through a bunch of sheep and jumped over Scoutmaster Lumpus sitting on a bed of nails. Bowser's men jumped over too but a Sledge Brother accidentally landed on Lumpus making him screamed.

Oh no! They made him screamed!

Later, Pikachu is wearing jewelry while admiring himself in a mirror. An angry shopkeeper named Sokka (from Avatar: the Last Airbender spots him.

Sokka: Stop, thief! Vandal!

"Pikachu!" yelled Ash in annoyance as he grabs the Pokemon and runs off.

Yolei Inoque: Scandal!

Ash and Pikachu find themselves cornered at a door by Bowser's men.

Ash: Let's not be too hasty

The door opened and Toot Braunstein came out and holds Ash, grossing Bowser's men out.

Toot: Still I think he's rather tasty

Ash managed to get free then puts his arm around a Hammer Brother like they're pals.

Ash: Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along!

"WRONG!" yelled Bowser's men as they jumped him making a fighting dust cloud. When the dust clears, Ash and Pikachu were gone. However Bowser sees feet under beneath two barrels that are walking away.
"Get them!" yelled Bowser as Ash and Pikachu ditched the barrels and runs off.

Gah, I thought I'd have more material, but this is ALL from the movie! And this story has 63 reviews, all of them praising him!

Ash and Pikachu uses a pole to jump over a pile of coals. Bowser's men just run across, getting hot feet hopping up and down in pain doing so. The two thieves runs by a turtle named Leonardo (pick any version of the show) doing sword tricks. Pikachu run back, grabs a sword from a surprised Leonardo, and jumps in front of Bowser's men, slashing at them.
"He got a sword!" screamed a Goomba as he and the other men backed off in fear.

The Goomba should be scared, all right. No one will ever be afraid of a Goomba.

Bowser slaps himself in annoyance and takes his weapon. "You idiot! We all got weapons!"
"Yeah!" yelled Bowser's men in realization as they get their weapons out. Pikachu chuckles as he puts the sword down and runs after Ash.
The two thieves find themselves, once again, surrounded by Koopa Troopas running from left to right. A rope trick is performed nearby and Ash and Pikachu climbs up it just in time for the Troopas to crashed into each other. Later, Ash and Pikachu is still getting chased.

Ash: One jump ahead of the hoofbeats!

Crowd: Vandal!

Ash: One hop ahead of the hump!

Crowd: Rattata!

Ash: One trick ahead of disaster

Crowd: Scoundrel!

Ash: They're quick-but I'm much faster

Crowd: Take that!

Bowser's men chased Ash and Pikachu up a staircase into a room. With a smirk, Ash grabs a rug from nearby as he and Pikachu goes to an open window.

Ash: Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump!

Ash and Pikachu jumped out the window with the rug. Bowser's men jumped after but all they did was fall. They landed right onto a bunch of manure sold by one Biff Tannen.

Three kids and five dogs waited in an alley as Ash and Pikachu floated down. One of the kids was a well-built fifteen-year-old boy. He had blondish brown spiky hair, blue eyes, and wore big yellow and black shoes on his feet, a crown pendant on a chain necklace that he wore around his neck, along with black fingerless gloves, and a black short-sleeved zip-up sweatshirt with a hood with dark gray shoulder guards over what looked like a midnight blue shirt with red hoody-like pockets on the front of his shirt, along with a black belt, and big black baggy pants. The big pockets on his pants were red. There were also two yellow intersecting diagonal straps across his lower body. His name was Sora.

Yeah, they also all really like Sora, despite the kid being dull as paste.

The second kid was a fourteen-year-old boy with black hair and blue eyes, and he wore a white shirt (on which the rims of his sleeves were orangish-red, as was the collar of his shirt, and a horizontal oval shaped symbol on the front of his shirt), along with blue jeans, and red and white tennis shoes. He was Danny Fenton AKA the legendary halfa Danny Phantom.

Decent show, decent character, but why the addition? We're supposed to sympathize with Aladdin because he's lonely.

The last kid was a boy about thirteen-years-old. He looked Chinese and had black beady eyes and black hair that was lined with green. He wore a red zip-up sweatshirt, blue pants and blue shoes. This was Jake Long, A.K.A, the American Dragon. Jake also seemed to be holding a pair of binoculars.

Seriously? They're including HIM of all characters? Jeez.

As for the dogs, one of them a white German Shepard with brown spots, most brown on his head, some grey on his muzzle and paws, and wears a red bandana. The second dog is a brown female Afghan hound. The third dog was a a light brown pit bull with some dark brown on his paws and his bottom muzzle. The fourth dog is a red haired Chihuahua with a green headband. And the last dog is a grey dumb-looking dog. Their names are Dodger, Rita, Francis, Tito, and Einstein. Ash is kinda looking after them while their friend Fagin was away on a trip.

See, for a second I thought we'd be having a normal-sized cast. I was wrong.

"Good work, Pikachu!" said Ash as he high-fived his little friend.
"Yo, Ash!" called Tito as he and the others came over.

So cats can't talk, but dogs can?

"Hey Ash! We'd glad you made it, dog." Jake said with a smirk.

No, Tito is a dog. Stop talking like you're from the nineties!

"For a while, we thought Bowser and his goons have caught ya." added Danny.

Like you bothered to help him, Mr. Supernatural Powers...

Ash laughed. "No way! That moron and his troops would never catch me in a million years! But enough about that, did you guys..."
"Yep! Stole it and got away with it!" Sora said proudly as he, Danny, and Jake takes out the food they have stolen.
"All right! Now we feast!" cheered Ash as he, Sora, Danny, and Jake split up the food and gave it to Pikachu and the dogs keeping some for themselves.
"Boy, it has been long since I have food." Einstein said as he eats.
"My friend, you always seem to have food on the brains." said Francis.
"Yo, leave off Einstein, okay Frankie?" Tito said.
"It's Francis!" Francis snapped at Tito. He hated being called Frankie especially since Tito does it almost all the time.

Wow, a tiny bit of new dialogue. I'm almost impressed.

Before Ash could eat into his meal, he sees some kids nearby digging through trashcans. Their names are Loud Kiddington, Charity Bazaar, Toast, Pepper Mills, Froggo, Aka Pella, Lucky Bob, and Cho-Cho.

Too many characters! This scene was supposed to be small and tender! What's with all the homeless kids?

"Dude, there is no food in here." said Toast sadly as he digs through the trashcan.
"No food, now. Hiyo." said Lucky Bob sadly.
Cho-Cho turned and got scared upon noticing that Ash is staring at them. The other kids sees this and backed away nervously.
Ash sighs and looked at the others. Pikachu looked at Ash, frowns, and eats his food. As he looked at the others, he sighed, got up, and comes over to the kids with his food.
"Yo, whatcha going to do us, homie," Aka asked nervously.

Aka? You mean Jake? Did you forget to copy-and-paste again?

"Here, take these." Ash said holding his food out to the kids.
"You want us to have those?" asked Charity surprised.
"Yes. You kids need these than I do."
Smiling, the kids take Ash's offering. Smiling at his good deed, Ash walked back. Sora, Danny, and Jake looked on and thought about this.
"Eh, I'm done, yo." said Jake with a shrug as he got up and goes over to give the kids his meal.
"Me too." agreed Sora as he comes over.
"What the heck. I ate earlier." said Danny with a shrug as he did what his friends as done.
As the kids came over, Pikachu looked guilty about his selfishness that he could barely swallow his food.
"Pika, Pika?" Pikachu asked the dogs.
"Oh why not? No need for them to do hungry." said Dodger with a smile as he, the other dogs, and Pikachu came over and offered their meals to the kids.
"Here, take it." offered Rita.
The kids take the meal. With a smile, Froggo petted the Pokemon and dogs by the heads.
"Gee, this is nice." said Einstein happily.
"It's nice to know that we're willing to go hungry to help others out." agreed Francis.

Thanks for spelling it out for the audience. No subtlety from this guy!

"Pika, Pika." said Pikachu happily as he got petted by Froggo. A fanfare sounds.
"What's that?" asked Dodger. In curiosity, the dogs and Pikachu followed Ash and the kids over to a crowd gathering outside the alley. As Pikachu climbs onto Ash's head to get a closer look, they looked to see what the commotion is all about.
"Hey, check that out!" Tito said pointing. He is pointing to a teenage boy about sixteen-years old. He has short black hair, a round nose and wore a crown, a red long-sleeved shirt, a red king's cloak, gray shorts and gray boots. He is Stu-Pi-Doh! Champion, King Chad and it looks like he is running on a Stu-Pi-Doh! creature right.

I actually had to look this guy up. He's apparently from that crappy AmiYumi cartoon (you know, the one that lived on cliches) and he's riding something that was meant to be a jab at Pokemon. Looks like JusSonic didn't get the joke.

"Looks like he's on his way to palace," Dodger said observing King Chad as he goes passed.
"Another suitor for rock star Ami Onuki. She will most likely reject him like all the others." Francis added.

Rock star? So she's not a princess? That's kind of original, I guess, but it all falls apart later.

"If we're lucky," Rita scoffed.
As Ash and his friends watched, they jumped as the Histeria! kids run by into the streets playing. They accidentally run in front of King Chad's ride, scaring the creature.
"Get out of my way, you brats!" yelled King Chad angrily as he gets a whip out, intending to hit them with it.
"Hey!" yelled Sora as he, Ash, Danny, and Jake jumped in. Sora uses the Keyblade to stopped the whip.

He had a Keyblade? That sure would have come in handy earlier!

"You jerk! If I was rich like you, I could afford some matters!" snapped Ash angrily.
"Grrr! I'd show you some manners!" yelled King Chad as he pushed Ash into a nearby mud puddle. The crowd laughed at Ash's misfortune while King Chad begins to ride off again.
As Jake helps Ash up, Ash glared angrily at King Chad on his creature. He smirked and said, "Hey guys! I didn't know there is a monster dork with two rear ends!"
As Ash's friends laughed, the creature stopped, offended by the remark. King Chad looked back annoyed and grunted.
"You are nothing more than a worthless Rattata! You were born a Rattata and you will die a Rattata! And only your fleas will mourn you!" snapped King Chad as he rode towards the palace.
The insult made Ash furiously and he runs after King Chad. But by then, he has made into the palace and the doors close in his face. As the others walked up to Ash, Ash looked at the doors in a frown.
"I am not worthless! And I don't have fleas!" snapped Ash uselessly.
"Aw, forget him, Ash. He's a jerk anyway." Danny remarked.
"Let's go home." said Sora, putting a hand on his friend's shoulder.
Ash sighs. "Okay, then."

Later that night, Ash, Pikachu, and the dogs are on their way back to their own home. Ash sings sadly as they do.

Ash: Riffraff, Rattata.
I don't buy that.

Doesn't rhyme.

If only they'd look closer

Soon the seven got home. It is a big mess but it got a view with a curtain covering it.

Ash: Would they see a poor boy? No siree.

Pikachu, Dodger, Rita, Francis, Tito, and Einstein got into their made-shift beds and gets ready to sleep for tonight.

Ash: They'd find out, there's so much more to me.

As Ash pats his friends on the head, he sighs as he goes over to the curtain. He pulled it and revealed a beautiful view of the palace and easy.
"Someday, you guys, things will turn out better." Ash said smiling at the palace. "We'd be rich, live in a palace, and will never have problems again.

Author's note
Chapter done. Ash have a tough day but will things get better? Find out in the next chapter soon. Read and review.

Whew, that was rough. It's ALL straight from the movie! I crave originality!

[Dystopian God]

Great first mock Looney bird. and welcome to Project AFTER.

This fic just seems bizarre. Then again considering it spawned from the same place as a three part 'epic' copy-paste of the lord of the rings series with special guest star the author playing the role of gandalf I'm not even surprised.

[Looney Bird]

Chapter 3: Ami's Wish

I wish this story would be over.

The next day at the palace was normal as usual. That is if you consider an angry prince storming into someone's chambers normal.

Okay, that line was kind of cute. I'm always sure to point out something I kind of sort of like in these stories, but they're pretty rare.

"I have never been so insulted in all my life!" yelled King Chad.
The suitor passed a three-foot tall humanoid mouse with big black ears, and dressed in red shorts underneath a red cloak, along with big yellow shoes, white gloves, and a blue wizard's hat (which had three silver stars and a silver crescent moon on it). He is King Mickey Mouse, the ruler of Toon Town and Ami's guardian.

I don't think "humanoid" is the best description.

"Gosh, King Chad, are you leaving already?" asked Mickey.
"Good luck marrying that brat off!" snapped King Chad as he leaves. As he does, Mickey sees two big holes in his pants, showing his underwear.
'Not again!' thought Mickey as he groans. He sighs. "Ami."
Mickey goes out into the garden looking for Ami. He has been taking good care of Ami ever since her parents passed away and Yumi was away with her suitor General Grievous, a cyborg general. Mickey find the relationship strange since Grievous is a cyborg but Yumi loves him so Mickey accepted it since Yumi has to find a suitor and she accepted Grievous anyway. The remaining problem is that Ami has yet to find a suitor.

Yeah, that's a reference to his older story, a Beauty and the Beast "parody" he wrote. I might mock that one too at some point, but it's basically the same thing with a shitload of characters, as per tradition.

"Ami, Ami!" Mickey said, calling for her. Then he spots a girl about fourteen years old sitting by the fountain with some friends of hers. She had long pink hair, pink eyes, and two hairpuffs along with a flower on her head. She wore a yellow and orange patterned dress, along with a white belt and white boots. This was Ami Onuki.

You don't need to introduce her! Mickey just did!

With her are her friends who are all girls.

Yep, another role has been expanded. Expect a lot of that from these guys.

The first girl was a thirteen-year-old Asian girl. She had freckles, brown eyes, long raven hair with a pink strand, and she wore a green t-shirt (in which the rims of her sleeves were red, and the collar of her shirt was red, and there was a symbol on the front that looked like a red dragonfly), along with a brown wristband (which had purple gems on it) on her right wrist, along with a brown belt with a yellow belt buckle, blue jeans, and brown shoes. She was the Te Xuan Ze, Juniper Lee.

Never watched the show. Sorry.

The second girl was a beautiful sixteen-year-old girl. She had long beautiful red hair, blue eyes, lipstick that matched the color of her hair, and she wore a purple tank top, an aqua green miniskirt, a black belt with a gold heart-shaped belt buckle, and blue boots. She was none other than Ariel, formerly a mermaid who could now walk on land thanks to a spell.

Yeah, Ariel apparently went through the movie sometime beforehand, but Eric is nowhere to be seen, nor is he mentioned. He was a dull character, anyway, so I guess that doesn't bother me too much.

The last girl was a girl with a red hair in a ponytail with a green headband, green eyes, with a white shirt, yellow sweater with green stripe in the middle, green skirt, white socks and white-black shoes and bracelet. Her name is Betty Barrett.

Another show I never watched.

"Ami!" said Mickey as he got closer to them. Suddenly two dogs jumped in front of him and snarled. One of them is a tough-looking pug dog and a yellow-furred dog with long black ears and a black tail. They are Butch the bulldog and Pluto. The two are holding what are obviously parts of King Chad's pants that were ripped off.

Oy, even Rajah is two characters now...

"Butch! Pluto! Darn it!" yelled Mickey as he grabs the ripped pant parts from the two dogs. They played a game of tug of war until Mickey pulls back and lands on his behind, winning. As he looks at the ripped pants parts, he frowns. "So this is why King Chad stormed off!"

Don't worry, Mickey, he was obscure, anyway.

"Aw, come on, Mickey. Pluto and Butch were only playing with him." said Betty with a smirk.
"Weren't you, you two?" asked Ami to Pluto and Butch in a cutey tone of voice. "You were playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed King Chad weren't you?"
Ami pet the dogs, they are enjoying the moment. Ami and the girls giggled at this. But when they noticed that Mickey is giving them an annoyed look, they stopped. Ami clears her throat and stood up.
Mickey said, "Ami, you got to stop turning away any suitor who comes to called! The law said that..."
"You must be married to a rich prince, sutiro, or whatever." said Ami at the same time as Mickey as the two comes over to a bird cage and Ami takes a dove out.
"By your next birthday." concluded Mickey.

Law? She's not even royalty! What kind of law is this?

"The law is wrong." Ami said with sigh.

Not only that, but stupid. It almost made sense in the movie (they need a sultan to rule them in the chauvinistic world they lived in, as opposed to a queen) but here it's just goofy. Speaking of which, I wonder ifGoofy will show up.

"You only got 3 days left."

Dude, she's thirteen. When does this story take place?

"Mickey, you know Ami doesn't like to be forced into things like this." June explained with a frown.
"Yes, if I want to get married, I want it to be for love." said Ami as she pets her dove and smiles.

Wonder why he didn't cast the dove as Woody Woodpecker or something. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Oh, I just answered that question.

Mickey sighs, takes the dove from Ami, and puts it back into the cage. "Ami, it isn't just the law. I may be your guardian but I won't be around forever. Your parents are gone and Yumi isn't here. I just want to make sure you are taken care of, provided for."

That's understandable, but why make a law about it?

"You got to understand. Ami never did anything by her own before." Ariel explained.
Ami agrees as she goes back to the fountain and swirls around in the water, petting the fish. "She's right. I don't even have any real friends."
"Hey!" protested the girls while Butch and Pluto, who were sleeping, looked up and growled in annoyance.
"Except you guys," Ami said smiling. Upon hearing that, Pluto and Butch smiled and goes back to sleep. Ami resumed, "I also, except for concerts, never even set foot outside the palace walls!"
"That's because you're a rock star!" Mickey pointed out.

I still don't understand this.

Ami scoffs angrily and splashed the water hard, "Then maybe I don't want to be a rock star anymore!"

Okay, then stop. It's a career, not royal blood! People, this plot could resolve itself in seconds.

"Ooooohhh!" Mickey said with a groan. Then he glares at the dogs. "Disney forbids you should have any girls to look after!"

That's kind of funny, but it can't save the story.

As Mickey left, Pluto and Butch looked puzzled. Ami pauses, then she returns to the bird cage, opens it, and let all the doves go free. Ami sighs happily as they fly away to freedom.
"Ami, you aren't the only one who has to deal with Mickey's law." June said as she, Ariel, and Betty walked up.
"Yeah. He won't let us date anyone besides rich people!" Ariel agreed.

Wow, Mickey is suddenly a douche. How can you make MICKEY MOUSE a douche?

"For once, I want to meet the guy of my dreams, someone who likes me for who I am, not because we're your friends." Betty sighs sadly.
"Same here, same here," Ami said sadly.

Back inside the palace, Mickey sighs as he plays with a model of Toon Town, especially its model sun/sphere. "I don't know where she gets these ideas. Heck, even Yumi wasn't this picky."
As he plays, a shadow looms over him, making him jumped in startled. He looks up and sighs in relief as he said, "Oh Pete. My most trusted captain of the guards besides Bowser."

"Besides Bowser?" No wonder he's evil, having to be greeted like that every morning...

Sure enough, there is Pete towering above Mickey with Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffles on his arm.

I would make a joke about Pete being able to carry all three cats, but he's huge, so never mind.

"I really need your help right about now." said Mickey with a sigh.
"My life is but to serve you, boat boy king." said Pete as he bows. Mickey was once a boat boy on a river boat and Pete likes to called him that sometimes.

How exactly did Mickey wind up as royalty, anyway? Again, this isn't JusSonic's fault, as Kingdom Hearts II brought the problem up.

"It's this whole suitor thing! Ami does not want to choose a husband! I am at my wit's end!"
"Meow!" said Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffles at once, pretending to be normal cats once more.

It's animal segregation, I tell ya!

Mickey chuckles happily as he takes out some cat treats. "Have some cat treats, pretty kitties!"
If there's one thing Mr. Blik hated, its cat treats, especially the dry molted ones the king has. But he was forced to stand still and allowed the mouse to stuffed his, Gordon, and Waffles's mouth with the treats. Gordon doesn't like the treats either but ate them anyway though Waffles is the only one enjoying his snacks.
Pete laughed and said, "You really have a way with dumb animals!" Mr. Blik glared angrily at Pete because of his remark. The captain of the guards clears his throat as he continues, "Now then, maybe I could get you a solution to this problem of yours, see?"
"If anyone could help me, it is you as always." Mickey said with a sigh.
"Of course," Pete said as he eyes a ring one of Mickey's fingers. "It will require the use of your mystic blue diamond."
"My ring?" gasped Mickey as he looked at his ring, then to Pete. "But it has been in my family for years!"
"Still it is necessary to find Ami Onuki her suitor." said Pete as he takes out some sort of scepter with some sort of Heartless symbol on it. Then he turns the scepter to Mickey and it begins to glow. The room suddenly darkens as Pete's voice slows down and deepens. Mickey finds himself in a hypnotized state. "Don't worry. Everything will be fine."
"Everything...will be...fine." said Mickey repeated in his trance.
"The diamond?"
Mickey nods as he takes the ring off and hands it to Pete. "Here, Pete. Anything you want will be...fine."

Man, those plotholes were giving me some good material, but this is all copying and pasting again. Sweet fudge.

Pete smirks as he grabs the ring from the mouse and pulls his scepter back, the room seemingly returning to normal.
"You are very gracious, boat boy king! Now while I go look for your solution, you go play with your toys, see?" Pete said as he pushes Mickey back to his playthings.
"Yes. That will be...very good." Mickey said nodding in a trance.
Pete and the cats took their leave. When they are out of earshot, Mr. Blik spits out the cat treats in disgust.
"I can't take it anymore! If I have to choke down on those disgusting molty cat treats,..." As they entered another room, Pete pushed a switch. A wall slides backward revealing the entrance to Pete's lair. Mr. Blik throws imaginary punches as he said, "...bam! Whack!"
"Oh calm down, Mr. Blik." Gordon told his brother as the cats and Pete went into the entrance, it closing behind them.
"Then I'd grabbed him by the neck and do it again!" Mr. Blik yelled, ignoring Gordon, sending out his anger and frustration.
"Soon, I will be king and not that boat boy!" remarked Pete as he and the cats reached the next door leading to the lab.
"And then Mr. Blik can shoved the treats down the mouse's throat, right?" asked Waffles stupidly.
"Yeah! Ha ha!" laughed Mr. Blik as the group goes through the door and Pete closes it behind them with a slam.

Sigh, I can't even think of a joke to make about this! That's how bad it is!

Later at night, int he garden, four figures are running wearing cloaks. They reached a palace wall and begin to climb it. The first three figures made it over the wall. Before the last one could, this figure felt a tug at her cloak. The figure turned and sees Butch and Pluto, both sad as they tugged her cloak sadly. That figure is actually Ami.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you guys." said Ami sadly as she pets the two dogs. "But I can't stay here and have my decisions made for me and neither does June, Ariel, and Betty. I'd missed you both."
"Hey, Ami! Are you coming?" called June.
Petting the two dogs for what maybe the last time, Ami begins to climb up the wall again. The sad dogs helped her up. As she reached the top, Ami looked down to see Pluto and Butch whimpering sadly.
"Goodbye." said Ami as she and her friends disappeared over the wall. Butch and Pluto lays down, looking sadly at the wall Ami has went over.

Why not take the dogs? They wouldn't draw attention like a tiger would.

Author's note
The girls has run away very sad but soon they will be happy when they meet four certain boys in the next chapter. Who are they you ask? (Do you really need to ask?)

SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

And what is Pete up to? Read and reviews! No flames.

When an author tells you not to flame, you know it's bad.

[CuChulainn1290]

Oh...I am SO familiar with these. I hate these things with the passion of a thousand suns burning in a hot desert.

[TheSpaih]

Oh...I am SO familiar with these. I hate these things with the passion of a thousand suns burning in a hot desert.

Agreed, all these authors do is watch the film and then write it down but with cartoon and vidya game characters.

[CuChulainn1290]

Agreed, all these authors do is watch the film and then write it down but with cartoon and vidya game characters.

I could write better ones in my sleep. Take Lord of the Rings for example. Instead of it being standard fantasy, why not use giant robots? Mecha can be just as epic, if you're willing to put the effort in it.

[Looney Bird]

Glad to see people are enjoying this.


Chapter 4: Four Different Ways to Fall In Love
Interesting title...I smell shipping...

The next day, on top of an awning of a fruit stand in the marketplace, Ash and his gang of thieves are at it again.
"Okay, Pikachu, go!" ordered Ash.
"Pikachu!" said Pikachu with a smirk as he dips over the edge with his tail.

PIKACHU TAILS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

In the stand, an African American proprietor named Chef is calling out to the crowd holding a melon.

Great, now he's ruining South Park...

"Step right up, children, and have a taste of these great melons!" Chef called out. Your taste buds will do more than sing!"
"Pika, Pika Pi!" shouted Pikachu too loudly as he grabs a melon.
Chef hears him and turns around. "Hey! Let that go, boy!"
"Pika Pikachu, Pika Pi!" laughed Pikachu at Chef taunting the proprietor.
"Why you!" yelled Chef as he sets the melon he's holding down so he can come over and tried to get the melon back around the Pokemon. "Get away from here, darn you!"
During the struggle, two pair of gray dog paws grabs the melon Chef was holding and takes it out of sight. Soon Chef finally managed to get the melon back. Chef returns to the front and put the melon on top of the stack. He looks puzzled as he realized that he has done this. He turns to the Pokemon who smirks at him.
"Pika Pika!" waved Pikachu goodbye as he swings back up. Back at the top of the awning, Ash and the others smiled while Einstein set the melon he stole down.
"Good work, Pikachu!" said Sora with a smile.
"Pikachu."
Sora uses his Keyblade to cut the melon in pieces.

He's dividing the melon between, like, nine people, counting the dogs! How big are these pieces?

The thieves take a piece.
"Now we eat!" said Danny as he bites into his melon piece.

Meanwhile in the crowd, Ami, June, Ariel, and June, still disguised, are looking around. As they do, shopkeepers called out to them.
"Pot! Get a pot here! No finer pot in brass or silver!" called out Mr. X.
"Sugar dates, sugar dates and figs! Suger dates and pistachios!" called out a shopkeeper named Willy Wonka.
"Would the ladies like a pretty necklace. Pretty necklaces for a pretty lady or two." said Nack the Weasel.
The girls smiled, charmed by all this. But they jumped back as a fish is shoved into their faces.
"Fish! Fresh fish!" boomed a shopkeeper named Don Karnage. "We caught 'em, you buy 'em!"

Great, and here I used to like TailSpin.

"Uh, no thanks." said Ami as she and the other girls stepped back. But they accidentally bumped into a fire eater named Zhao, causing him to eat his fire.
"Oh, we are so sorry!" apologize Betty.
Zhao belched and spits out flames, disgusting the girls and making their hoods falled down at the same time.
At the awning nearby, Ash, Danny, Sora, and Jake suddenly see the four girls and looked at them funny. They smiled widely as the girls put their hoods back.
"Again, we are sorry." Ariel apologized as she and the others left.
"Wow." said the four boys at the four girls. Each boy is staring at a particular girl. Danny is staring at the Asian girl Juniper Lee. Sora is staring at the beautiful Ariel. Jake Long is smiling widely while staring at Betty. But Ash is mostly staring at the rock star herself, Ami Onuki.

Sigh...dreaded shipping. I shouldn't hate it so much, but these guys really like to pile it on, as you'll see in later mockeries. Thankfully, this is as far as it goes, right?

"Pika? Pikachu?" said the Pokemon trying to get the boys' attention.
"Yo, guys! Are you at home?" asked Tito waving a hand in front of their hands.
"Well, what do you know? Our boys are in love with those girls." said Dodger in amusement.
"Just like you and Rita, correct?" asked Francis with a smirk.
"Francis!" said Dodger and Rita while blushing.

I was wrong.


The girls stop by a fruit stand and sees a small child named Tuff (from the Kirby Anime) trying to reach for an apple from the stand. Tuff is hungry and the girls know it.
"Aww, are you hungry?" asked Ami gently. Tuff looked at the girls sadly and nodded. With a smile, Ami takes an apple and gives it to Tuff. "There you go."
As the girls watched Tuff running over, an angry voice is heard behind them.
"You better be paying for that!" The girls turn and see an angry shopkeeper named Ganondorf glaring at them.
"Pay?" gasped June alarmed. In their hurry to leave the palace, they forgot to take some money with them.
"No one steals from my cart!" snapped Ganondorf angrily as he approaches them.
"Oh, we're sorry. But none of us have money." said Ami nervously.
"Thieves!" yelled Ganondorf as he grabs each of the girl's hand, especially the one Ami gave Tuff the apple with, and pins it to the stand.

How do you "especially" grab someone?

"Wait! Let us go and we will go to the palace and talked with King Mickey!" protested Betty in fear.
"You know the penalty is for stealing?" yelled Ganondorf as he takes a sword and gets ready to chop the girls' hands off.

I thought this was Toon Town! The worst punishment there is a pie in the face!

"No, wait! Please!" beg Ariel.
Before the sword could go down, Ash, Danny, Sora, and Jake came out of nowhere and stopped it.
"Oh thank goodness! Thank you so much, sir, for finding them!" said Sora with a smile.
Ash turned to the girls and begins scolding them.
"We were looking for you four!" scolded Ash annoyed.
"Uh thanks, but what are you four doing?" asked Ami with a frown.
"Just played along." whispered Danny.
"You know these girls?" asked Ganondorf with a frown.
"Sadly yes, dog. These are our sisters. It is sad to say but they are whacked, yo." said Jake making a crazy sign much to the girls' annoyance.

Yo, dawg, did I mention how much I hate Jake?

"They claimed to know King Mickey!"
"Oh please!" laughed Ash. The other boys laughed as Ash points to Tito picking someone's pocket. "They think that Chihuahua is King Mickey."
"Say what, man?" asked Tito in confusion.
The girls suddenly realized what the boys are suggesting and then they kneel to Tito.
"Oh great King Mickey. How may we serve you?" asked Ami as she and the girls bowed to him.
Tito looks confused until he sees the other dogs and Pikachu signaling to play along. "Well, in that case man, you can feed me!" He then pats the girls on the head each.
Ganondorf looked in a suspicious puzzlement while Ash picks an apple from the cart. "Sad, isn't it, but no harm done." said Ash as he tosses the apple to Ganondorf.
"Now come on, girls, we're going to see the doctor." said Jake as he, Ash, Danny, and Sora begins to walked off with the girls.
"Oh, hello, doctor. How are you?" asked Ariel, still pretending to be crazy, to a cow.
"No, not that one!" said Sora to Ariel with a hissed.
"Come on, 'King Mickey'." Ash said to Tito as the group begins to leave.
Tito then makes a bow. "Thank you so much for this moment, man! This is like..." Suddenly a bunch of stuff, including what he stole from Ganondorf's cart, fell from his person. "Oops!"

But how...he doesn't wear...I...never mind.

"What?" yelled Ganondorf as he turns around.
"Quick! Grab we can get and run!" yelled Rita as she, the other dogs, and Pikachu grabs what they could, including the apples and runs after the kids. Ganondorf now realized that he has been tricked.
"Come back here, you thieves!" yelled Ganondorf uselessly as the laughing group of kids, Ash holding Ami's hand, Danny holding June's, Sora holding Ariel's, and Jake holding Betty's, ran off.

Author's note
Now both groups has met and love is in the air. How long will it last when Pete gets his plan begin? Read and review!

You know, I can't complain about these spoilers, I really can't. We all know what's gonna happen.

[Looney Bird]

Chapter 5: The Pokeball In The Rough

In Pete's lair, the villain is brewing up a storm, literally. Gordon, Waffles, and Mr. Blik are running on a gear to get a machine working with the storm being brewed at the top.
"Wheeee! This is fun!" laughed Waffles merrily.
"And tiring. No offense, Pete, but couldn't we wait for a real storm?" Gordon asked Pete getting tired.
"I don't want to hear any complaining, see? Now keep running, faster!" snapped Pete as he places Mickey's ring in the machine.
"Yes, oh evil one," Mr. Blik said as he and the other cats run faster.
Soon a lightning bolt hits the ring, melting it into an hourglass below. The sand inside it begins to swirl around.
"Now, sands of time! Reveal to me the one who could enter the Thousand Year Door!" requested Pete. The sand in top of the hourglass reveals the Thousand Year Door. As it falls around to the bottom, it creates an image of somewhere in Toon Town. Sure enough, he sees Ash climbing up a ladder, leading his friends, Ami, June, Ariel, and Betty still in disguise. Of course, Pete isn't fooled by the girls' disguises but he doesn't care as he concentrates on one person.

Hmm, so Pete isn't fooled by disguise that apparently fooled everyone else. He's smarter than he looks.

"There he is, our Pokeball in the Rough!" laughed Pete as he looks at Ash.
"That's it? That's the bum we're waiting for?" Mr. Blik yells in disbelief.
"He got a Pikachu! Spleen!" cheered Waffles putting his hands in the air excited. But he tripped, knocking Mr. Blik and Gordon around, the three ended up sucked into the gear and bouncing around the place.
Pete, however, does not care as he looks at his scepter with a grin.
"I think it's time we give him an invite to the palace, what do you three think?" Pete asked the cats. The cats themselves slammed onto the wall, all the fur has fallen out.
"Swell." groaned Mr. Blik.
"Spleen! Let's do that again!" cheered Waffles stupidly.

You used that joke already.

"No way." groaned Gordon.
Pete laughs as he glares at the hourglass with Ash and his friends.

At the top of the ladder seen in the hourglass, Ash and his friends got to the top of it.
"We're almost there." Danny said to the girls.
All the girls got to the top, but accidentally trips. Ash grabs Ami, Danny grabs June, Sora grabs Ariel, and Jake grabs Betty. The four boys and girls looked at each other as if in a trance. Then the trance was broken as the girls got out of the hold and blushed.

I know that scene was in the movie, too, but COME ON.

"Well, uh, we'd liked to thank you for saving us from that creep." Ami said smiling.
"Forget it." said Ash smiling as the boys each grabs a pole.
"So is this your first time here in the marketplace?" Sora asked as the boys uses the pole to get the next building. They turned to the girls, who are still on the previous building and throws the poles to them.
"Isn't it obvious?" chuckled Ariel smiling.
"Well, you fine girls do stand out like a stray dog, dogg." Jake said with a smile.

I hate you, you wannabe gangsta.

The boys sigh as they stared at the girls, still love-struck. The girls stared back returning the look.

This is making me hurt on the inside.

Ash came to his senses and puts a plank between the building as he said, "The truth is that the Toon Town is not safe."
Suddenly, the girls use the poles to jump over to the next building, surprising the boys.
"Wow!" Tito said in amazement.
"That is impressive." said Francis nodding.
"We learned quickly." Ami joked as she and the other girls tossed the boys the poles.
"I see. This way," Ash said nodding.
The group enters Ash's house, dodging beams and planks doing so.
"Watch it, be careful." said Danny helping June dodged a beam.
"So do you guys lived here?" Ami asked Ash smiling.

Yes, do you lived here?

"Nah, just me and Pikachu."
"What about the dogs?" Ariel asked, referring to Dodger, Rita, Francis, Einstein, and Tito.
"Ash is kinda looking after us while Fagin is on a trip. We lived here until he gets back." explains Dodger.
"And Ash is so nice." said Einstein smiling.
"Anyway, Pikachu, the dogs, and I come and go as we wanted to." said Ash proudly.
"Fabulous," Betty said smiling.
"Well, it isn't much." said Ash as he goes over to the curtains and moved it to reveal the view. "But it got a great view!"

I'd complain that he isn't describing the view, but we've all seen the movie.

"That view impresses me every time I see it." Jake said smiling.
"Isn't it great or what?" Danny said smiling.
Ami groaned as she looks at the palace, then sits down. "Yeah, it's great."
"Man, I wondered what it will be like to live there. Have servants and valets and such..." Ash said with a smile.
"And people who tell you where to go and how to dress." Ariel said with a frown.
"Not like here though." Sora said with a sigh as he grabs an apple from Pikachu was about to eat it. Francis got annoyed.
"Now behave, Pikachu." said Rita.

But Francis was the one who was annoyed! Leave my ketchup-loving friend alone!

"Yeah, don't be a jerk, Frankie." agreed Tito.
"Francis!" snapped Francis.
"We always have to look for good and ducking Bowser and his men." said Danny with a sigh.,
"You are not allowed to make your own choices." said June with a groan.
"Sometime you feel so..."
"You're just..."
"Trapped." said the boys and girls at once. They looked at each other and realized what they just said. They blushed, realizing how good they are for each other. Ash is the first to recover as he grabs another apple that Pikachu was about to eat.

Dammit, this was a great scene in the movie, but now...

"So where are you from?" Ash asked as he rolls the apple down his arm and tossed it to Ami.

Seriously, you just changed tenses IN THE SAME SENTENCE! How does one do that?

Ami grabs the apple and frowns. "Does it matter? I ran away and I am never going back."
"How come?" asked Sora taking a apple from his apple and give it to Francis, annoying him further. Einstein got a bit hungry then he sees that Ami hasn't bite in her apple yet and sneaks over to it.

Dude, there are, like, thirteen people in this scene. They can't just share two apples.

Ariel sighs sadly as the boys and girls sit next to each other, Ash sitting next to Ami, Danny next to June, Sora next to Ariel, and Jake next to Betty. Ariel said, "Ami's guardian wanted her to marry someone."
"That's terrible, dog." Jake said in disbelief.

Way to ruin a line, dog.

The boys hated when they see someone being forced into someone they don't want to do, especially Ami.

Because Ami is so much more special than everone else.

Danny noticed that Einstein is about to bite into Ami's apple and yelled out, "Einstein!"
Einstein yelped and runs off, knocking Pikachu down doing so. Pikachu got up and jumps onto a higher point, yelling, "Pikachu, Pika Pika! Pika Pi! Pikachu!"
"What is he saying?" Ami asked puzzled.
"Uh, he's saying," Ash said, trying to think of something. Then he smiled and said, "That's not fair."
"Pika?" Pikachu asked confused.
"Oh really." Ami said with a smile. "Does Pikachu has anything else to say?"
"Only that he and the dogs wished that there is someway to helped." Danny said with a smile.
"Yo, these boys are really impressing the girls, man." said Tito.
"Could be," Dodger said with a smile.

Just try and picture these thirteen people sitting around. Picture it. Take that nice, tender scene from the Disney film and look at it now. Thanks, JusSonic!

"Pikachu," Pikachu said rolling his eyes.
June smiled and said, "Well, you can tell him that that's...sweet."
The boys and girls looked at each other as if in some sort of trance. Then they leaned forward to each other about to kiss. Suddenly a loud voice interrupts the moment.
"There you are!" The group turns and is alarmed as they see Bowser and his men at the entrance of Ash's place.

I hate to admit it, but Bowser makes a great Razoul.

"They're after me!" yelled Ash and Ami at once. They looked at each other shocked. "They're after you?"
"Oh no, Ami's guardian must have send them!" said Betty with a groan.
"Do you girls trust us?" asked Sora. The girls see that the boys are at the edge of Ash's window holding out their hands.
"What?" June asked.
"Do you trust us?"
The girls hesitated, then Ami takes Ash's hand, June takes Danny's, Ariel takes Sora's, and Betty taking Jake's hand.
"Yes." said Ami nodding.
"Then jumped!" yelled the boys at once.

Hurry, jumped!

The boys and girls jumped out the window to escape Bowser's men. They landed in a big pile of salt below.

I always assumed it was a pile of sand...

As they got up, they try to escape only to be blocked off by Bowser.
"We keep running into each other, don't we Rattata?" Bowser mocked as he looks at Ash.
Suddenly Pikachu and the dogs came from out of nowhere and attack Bowser trying to distract him. The boys and girls tried to attack but Bowser's men are blocking the only way out.

Seriously, just jump on their heads.

Bowser angrily grabs Pikachu and the dogs and throws them into a nearby vase.

That's a big-ass vase.

There is a splashing noise in there.
"Okay, whose been spitting in the vases?" demands Dodger annoyed.

Eh, that's kind of cute.

Bowser's men seized Ash. Ash is helpless against them. More of Bowser's men kept Danny, Sora, and Jake from helping Ash.

YOU HAVE A KEYBLADE. Is it only good for slicing melons? After all melons were VERY important in the beta version of the game.

"Take him away! He's going to the dungeon!" laughed Bowser.
"Let go of me!" yelled Ash as Bowser's men begins to take him away.
"Let him go!" yelled Ami punching Bowser in the arm.
"Ooh! Look at this! A mousettata!" laughed Bowser as he throws Ami onto the ground, not knowing who she is.
Ami got up angrily as she and the others girls removed their hoods. "Let go by the demand of Ami Onuki!" yelled the rock star.

Yeah, cause rock stars are the reining authority!

Bowser and his men gasped and bowed down, forcing Ash and the other boys to do so as well.
"Ami Onuki!" yelped Bowser alarmed.
"Ami Onuki?" gasped Ash as he looks up.
"Ami Onuki?" said Danny surprised. "Then those other girls..."
"Are her friends Juniper Lee, Betty, and Ariel?" said Sora surprised.
"Whoa! I am in love with Betty. Who knew?" said Jake surprised.
"Pikachu?" asked Pikachu looking from the vase he and the dogs are in.
Bowser, shocked, speaks up. "What are you and your friends doing outside of the palace? And with this Rattata and his gang?"
"Does it matter? She asked you to let him go!" yelled June annoyed.
"So do so now!" agreed Ariel and Betty.
"Well, I would, but my orders come from Pete." explained Bowser as he bowed and as his men takes Ash away. "He tells me to get only him. Why don't you take this up with him?"
Ami narrowed her eyes angrily and said, "Believe me, I will."

So, yeah, that was basically the scene from the movie with worse writing. Moving right along...


Back at the palace, Pete is coming out of his secret chambers. When he is certain that no one is watching, he exits and begins to slide the door quietly.
"Pete!" yelled Ami as she storms into the room.
"Oh! Ami!" said Pete surprised as he turns around.
The cats are about to come out but Pete closes it shut, pinning them inside the frame.
"Ouch! Uh, Pete? We are struck!" yelped Gordon.
Pete ignored Gordon while blocking the door from view. "How can I be of service to you?"
"Bowser and his men have just seized a boy from the marketplace on your orders!" snapped Ami angrily.
"You got to understand, the mouse wants me to make sure that there is peace in Toon Town. Plus, the boy was a criminal." explained Pete with a smirk.
"And what was his crime?"
"Can't...breath..." Waffles gasped searching for air.
"Kidnapping Ami and her friends, of course." said Pete "truthfully".
"Pete if you could just..." Before Mr. Blik could finish, Pete kicked the cats right through the door, closing it all the way. Inside the secret passage, the cats slammed into the wall. "Ouch! That hurts!"
"He didn't kidnap us! We ran away!" snapped Ami angrily.
Pete gave out a pretend gasped of horror as he walked away from Omi. "Oh no! That's terrible! If only I have known!"
"What do you mean?" asked Ami puzzled.
Pete turned and smiled, "Sadly, his sentence has already been carried out.
"What sentence?"
"Death." Ami gasped in horror as Pete continued, "By beheading."

Why only behead Ash? Wouldn't it make more sense to pretend to kill all of them so the girls don't try to save them from the dungeon?

"No." said Ami in horror as she sits down. Pete smiles as he spoke in pretend sympathy putting his hands on her.
"I am really sorry, Ami." said Pete.
"How could you?" Ami whispered angrily at Pete. Then she got up and ran from the room crying.
When Ami is gone, the cats got the door opened again, came out, close the door, and breaths in and out as they go back to Pete's shoulder. When they do, they spoke normally.
"So, how did it go?" asked Mr. Blik.
"I think she took it...rather well." said Pete looking in the direction of the door Ami left through. Pete and Mr. Blik smirked evilly while Gordon just frowned and Waffles smiled stupidly.

Why does Gordon stay with them?

In the courtyard, Ami is by herself crying sadly. The girls, Pluto, and Butch came over, all are feeling bad for her. Pete and Butch whimpered sadly for their mistress.
"Ami, what's wrong?" asked Ariel sadly.
"The boy is gone. Pete has him beheaded." said Ami with a sniff.
"No way! That jerk." gasped June in disbelief.
"Oh, it's all my fault, you guys. I...I didn't even know his name."
"You thought you have it rough? We don't know the name of his friends either!" said Betty groaning.

Yeah, Ami, quit being a drama queen.

Ami hugs Pluto and Butch, sadly. This was a sad day. Or was it?



Author's note
Is Ash really dead? Or is he still alive? What does Pete and Mr. Blik knows that Ami and the girls don't? Read and review!

Golly gee!

[Looney Bird]

Chapter 6: The Thousand Year Door

Somewhere in the dungeons of Mickey's palace, a familiar boy is struggling to escape his chains but is chained tightly to the wall. It is Ash. Pete was actually lying and had Ash thrown in the dungeon.

Well, DUH.

Ash gave up trying to escape his chains and looked disbelief at what he just learned.
"She was rock star Ami Onuki. I don't believe it. I must have sounded so stupid to her." groaned Ash.
"Yep. You are stupid, all right."
Ash jumped and turned. He smiles as he sees Danny as his halfa self Danny Phantom, has arrived, with Sora, Jake, Pikachu, and the dogs.

Ohh, so they didn't arrest the others. My bad. I guess I scanned over that part too quickly...

"Guys!" said Ash with a smile. "Man, I am glad to see you. Sora, use your Keyblade to get me out of these."
"Right." said Sora as he gets his Keyblade out.

And bring melons!

"Oh man. You are so stupid. You got yourself way off guarded the moment you set eyes on Ami." Tito laughed.

I hate getting off guarded.

"Pika, Pikachu, Pika Pi." said Pikachu as he takes out a cloth, puts it over his head, and imitated Ami giving Ash the cutey eyes.
"Geez, Ash, she was in trouble." Ash protested then he sighs happily. "She was worth it."

Ash likes to talk to himself.

"And so was June, Betty, and Ariel." said Danny sighing at the thought of Juniper Lee.
"Yeah." said Sora and Jake at the thoughts of Ariel and Betty.
"Unfortunately, we won't see those four again. We are commoners and there's a law. Ami has to married a prince or someone like one. And only her friends can date rich people." explained Ash.

I'm still trying to make sense of that one. I blame mass stupidity.

Sora finally uses the Keyblade to free Ash from his shackles. Ash rubs his hands. The boys sighed, knowing that they will never see those girls they fell in love with ever again.
"Dog, we are a bunch of fools." Jake said sadly.
"You are only fools if you give up."
"Huh? Who's that?" asked Einstein.
The group turned to see a figure in a dark cloak and a hood covering his face coming out of the shadows nearby. The group looked puzzled as they have never seen him before.
"Who are you?" Ash asked.
"Just a lowly prisoner like you. But together, we can be more." said the figure.
"I don't know about this Dodger." Rita said in concern.
"He sounds like someone you can't trust." Francis said with a frown.

Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

"Francis, quiet," Ash told Francis then turned his attention back to the figure, "We're listening."
"There lies in the desert lies a door, the Thousand Year Door, a cave that has treasure beyond your wildest dreams." To prove it, the figure takes out a bunch of diamonds, emerald, rubies, etc. and shows them to the group who looked at them in awe.
"Pika Pika," Pikachu said in awe.
"Now that's impressive." said Danny amazed.
"That is fine jewelry, man!" said Tito greedily.

That dungeon is getting crowded.

"I figured you would like them." said the figure smiling as he puts the treasure away and turns his back to the grouo. "There is more than enough to impress Ami Onuki and her friends."
The group looked at each other, not sure how to respond. Unknown to them, a certain black cat peeks out of the man's clothing.
"Hey Pete! Would you worry it up? I am dying back here!" complained Mr. Blik sweating madly.
The figure, who is really Pete, pushes Mr. Blik back into his clothing just as Ash spoke up.
"Uh thanks but unfortunately, the law said that Ami can only married a..."
Pete interrupts. "You probably don't know about the golden rule. Whoever has the gold makes the rules." Pete gave Ash a smile, a hideously bad one.

I do like to imagine Jim Cummings saying these lines, but that's basically it for the fun I'm having with this material.

"So why do you need Ash to get the treasure?" Sora asked.
"Well, I needed someone with strong legs and a strong back to go after it."

This worked when Jafar was pretending to be weak and frail, but Pete is HUGE.

"Well, you got us convinced. But the problem is, it's out there and we're in it, dog." Jake pointed out.

You have enough people to make a human/dog chain, dog.

"Ah ah ah. Things aren't always what they seemed." Pete pointed out.
"And besides, Jake, have you forgotten about Danny's ghost powers?" Einstein said.

WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE USED EARLIER.

"Pikachu," Pikachu agreed.
Pete smiles and holds out a hand. "So, do we have a deal?"
The group looked at each other then shrugged. Tito, however, is excited.
"Let's go for it, man!" said Tito excited.

Aside from Tito's cute line, I've got nothin'.

Later, the desert gets to be a bit windy as Ash, his friends (Danny back to his human self), and Pete made their way to where the villain has called the Thousand Year Door the last time. After doing the same thing once more, Ash looks at the Thousand Year Door as it approaches. Danny, Sora, and Jake are staying near by, the dogs are hiding behind the boys in fear, while Pikachu hides in Ash's backpack.
"Who disturb my slumber?" said the Thousand Year Door.
Ash gulped, summoned up courage, and said, "It is I, Ash Ketchum."
The Thousand Year Door looked at Ash carefully. Soon, unlike the last time, it spoke, "You may proceed. But know this. Touch nothing but the black box!"
Soon the Thousand Year Door opened up with a roar. The group sees a bunch of stairs leading down.
"Remember, boy," Pete called out over the roar, "Get me the black box. Then we will talk about your reward."
"Well, ready guys?" Ash told his friends.
"Right, Ash." Danny said nodding.
"Right behind ya, dog." Jake nodded.
"I really don't know about this, Dodger." said Rita with a sigh as she and the other dogs followed Ash, Sora, Danny, Jake, and Pikachu still in Ash's backpack down the stairs.
"I'm sure it will be alright, I hope." said Dodger.

So apparently that "only one person can enter" stuff was bullshit, as the person's friends and pets can enter, too.

The stairs is very long and looks like it would take forever to go down. It is also a long way down and one trip could mean instant death. Francis tripped at one time and stopped upon landing on Tito.
"Get off me, Frankie!" snapped Tito as he got freed.
"It's Francis!" snapped Francis annoyed.
"Will you guys chilled?" asked Dodger annoyed at the two.

That's my new catchphrase. Will you guys chilled?

Soon they all reach the bottom and enters a room. They looked astounded as they see a whole bunch of treasure as far as the eye could see. Tito looks, money signs in his eyes.
"Wow! Look at all this." Ash said in amazement.
"Wow, with all this treasure, we could be richer than King Mickey." agreed Sora with a smile.
"Treasure!" laughed Tito as he runs for it and is about to grab the nearest treasure.
"Tito, no!" yelled Dodger as he grabs Tito.
"Hey, let go of me, man! Let me at it!"
"We can't touch anything, dog!" Jake reminded Tito. "We got to find that black box."
"Pikachu." agreed Pikachu.
"If we could find it in this place." said Danny as the group moves on to go look for the black box. Tito looked at the treasure sadly but follows the others anyway.
Unknown to them, two figures are spying on them. One of them is a blue blob-like imaginary friend holding a staff. The second figure looked pretty muscular and was covered in purple fur (except for his light purple face and snout), and had two huge horns on his head, yellow eyes, sharp teeth, and a unibrow. He was dressed in only one pair of gray cargo pants, which was held up by a black belt with a skull belt buckle, and a pair of gray pants. He is holding a shield. The figures' names are Blooregard Q. Kazoo AKA Bloo and Eduardo.

Not more characters! And ones from a show I like! Dammit!

"Well, well, I wonder what we got here." Bloo said as he looked on the group.
"Hmmm, must be treasure hunters." said Eduardo curiously.
"Let's follow them!"
Although a bit nervous, Bloo and Eduardo quietly followed the gang. As they got closely, Pikachu's ears perked up as he senses something.
"Pika?" asked Pikachu puzzled.
Pikachu turned and sees no one there. Bloo and Eduardo managed to hide behind he could see him. Puzzled, Pikachu moves on. Bloo and Eduardo came out and followed the group once again. Pikachu turned and the two hide again. However Pikachu notices a tail that Eduardo has forgotten to hide. Alarmed, Pikachu runs to the others, tugging on Ash's leg.
"Pikachu, Pika Pi!" cried Pikachu pointing.
"Not now, Pikachu. We got to keep moving." Ash said, not bothering to turned around to see what Pikachu's pointing at.
"Yeah, we'd looked at it later." Sora agreed.
Pikachu looks annoyed but continues anyway. Bloo and Eduardo came out of hiding and resume following. Upon sensing them again, Pikachu turned, but Eduardo grabs Bloo and jumps to behind Pikachu. Chuckling, Bloo grabs Pikachu's tail and pulled it too hard. Pikachu turned and got into a fighting stance, missing the two once more as they got behind him again. Pikachu sits down and frowns, not knowing what's going on. Bloo giggled a bit at Pikachu's confusion. Eduardo begins to laughed. However, he was laughing too hard and Pikachu finally saw them.
"Pika!" yelled Pikachu as he runs from them.
"AAAAAAHHH!" yelled Bloo and Eduardo as they run away alarmed.
Pikachu knocks Ash down to the ground.
"Pikachu?" asked Rita surprised.
"Pikachu, what is with you?" Ash asked alarmed.

How could you not have heard the screaming?

Pikachu turned Ash's head quickly to the direction of Bloo and Eduardo. The Pokemon trainer finally sees the two looking behind some treasure and looked astounded. The others turned and sees them too.
"My gracious!" gasped Francis.
"Hey, what the heck is that all about?" Bloo yelled annoyed.
"Check it out! Imaginary friends, dog!" Jake said amazed.
"Yeah." Ash agreed as he got back up. "Come on out, we won't hurt you."
Bloo and Eduardo came out, still cautious, and go to the group.
"You sure little yellow thing won't hurt us?" Eduardo said worried as he looks at Pikachu.
"Awww, the little rat can't harm us in a million years." Bloo said cruelly.

Well, at least Bloo is in character.

This made Pikachu upset. He yells out his name very loudly and hits Bloo with a thunderbolt.
"Pikachu!" yelled the dogs.
Bloo is okay though he is blackened like ash. He fell down.
"I'm okay." Bloo said in a daze.
"Pika, Pikachu! Pikachu!" yelled Pikachu.
"Pikachu got a point. That blue ruffian called him a rat and he was offended." Francis said with a frown.
"Not nice." Einstein said with a growl.
"Please excue Senor Bloo," apologized Eduardo as he picks him up. "Perhaps I should go so not to offend dogs and Pikachu as well."
"Wait, don't go!" Sora protested.
"Maybe you two could help us." suggested Ash.
"We can?" asked Eduardo surprised.
"We can?" asked Bloo who managed to recovered.
"Sure. We've never seen imaginary friends like you two before. You're two cool cats." said Jake in a rapper like way.

I hate his "rapper like way."

Eduardo rushes forward and grabs all of Ash's group, hugging them while crying.
"I am so happy! I got new friends!" cried Eduardo happily.
"Uh, sir? Need some air..." gasped Tito trying to breath.
"Pika!" agreed Pikachu hardly breathing.
"Me sorry." said Eduardo letting the group go. "Eduardo doesn't know own strength sometimes."

It's a shame that the funniest parts of this story are coming from two characters that shouldn't really be there.

"Thanks, Eduardo." said Ash getting back up.
"We're looking for a black box. Do you know where it is?" asked Danny.
"Sure, we know where it is!" said Bloo as he is blue once more. "In fact, we'd take you to it!"

Are we going to get any explanation on why the two imaginary friends are down there in the first place? It would be kind of cool if they had been imagined by someone who was trapped there or something. But no, we just have to accept that they're there.

"All right! Let's go!" said Einstein happily.
"Let us get the Gummi Ship out first. This place is very big after all." Bloo waves his staff and soon a Gummi Ship appears. Bloo called out like a conductor, "All aboard for the Bloo Express!"
"Please don't be calling it that." said Eduardo with a frown.

Again, the cutest bits come from these two, if you ignore the fact that the cast is already way too big. It's a shame.

Nevertheless, they all got on and soon the Gummi Ship took off.

The group goes through a bunch of long caves until they reached a giant underground cavern. The Gummi Ship stopped and they all got out.
"There it is!" Eduardo said pointing to a big pillar with a bunch of stairs going up to it. The stairs and pillar themselves are surrounded by water with stones used as steps. A beam of light shined on top of the pillar. Ash sees the light and begins to step on the stones.
"Wait here, guys." said Ash as he, Danny, Sora, and Jake walked across the stones 'bridge'.
"This shouldn't take long." Danny added.

You could always use your powers, ghost boy.

As the others waited, Tito looked around very bored. Suddenly his eyes widen upon seeing a big statue holding the biggest jewel Tito has ever seen. Drooling madly, Tito begins to walk over to it.
Unaware of this, Ash, Sora, Danny, and Jake has got to the stairs and begins to climbed them quickly.
Francis turned and gasped, "Oh no!"
"What's wrong, Francis?" Rita asked.
"I believed our little friend is about to do something stupid and dangerous!"
Bloo, Eduardo, and the other dogs turned and gasped as they see Tito is heading to the jewel.
"Young burrito, stop!" yelled Eduardo as he and the others run to try to stopped Tito.
"Don't touch that thing!" yelled Bloo. Soon he and the others jumped Tito and try to keep him back. But it looks like Tito is getting himself free.

How can they not hold onto Tito? He's smaller than a breadbox!

Still unaware, the four boys have reached the top of the pillar and see a black box waiting for them at the top. Ash picks it up and looks it over.
"This is it?" asked Ash laughing as he puts the black box in his backpack.
"Man, this is what we came down here to..."
Sora interrupts Jake as he sees the action going down downstairs. He gasped as he sees that Tito is about to get free and is about to grabbed the jewel. "Tito, no!"

Seriously, Eduardo can put anyone in a vicegrip just by hugging them. He should not have allowed Tito to get free.

Too late as Tito got freed and grabs the jewel. Suddenly the room begins to shake.
"Infidents!" yelled the Thousand Year Door, voice booming all over the place.
"Oh, man!" said Tito realizing what he just did.
"You have touched the forbidden treasure!" Chuckling nervously, Tito puts the jewel back but then both it and the statue begins to melt. "Now you will never again see the light...of day!"
The boys backed away as flames roared up to where the black box used to be. Ash and the other boys run down the stairs but they turned into a ramp, forcing them to slide down it very fast. They went soon thrown into the air. They looked down and see that the water has turned into lava. Danny knew that he won't have any time to change into Danny Phanton and saved himself and the others. But before they could land in it, Bloo and Eduardo rushed by in the Gummi Ship and catches them, the dogs in there.
"We told you not to touch anything!" Francis yelled at Tito.
"Gimme a break, man! I loved jewels!" protested Tito.

Hey, will you guys chilled?

"Wait, where's Pikachu?" Ash yelled looking for his little friend.
"Down there!" said Danny as he sees the little Pokemon running across the stones but gasped as they exploded into lava. Pikachu cries as the last rock he is on is about to exploded. Fortunately, the Gummi Ship flew over and Ash grabs him just in time as the last rock Pikachu was exploded.
"Let's get outta here!" Jake yelled.
"Eduardo, big speed now," Bloo ordered Eduardo.
"Si!" responded Eduardo as he speeds the Gummi Ship. The ship itself begins to fly throughout the caves with the lava chasing after them. The group dodges walls and falling debris doing so.
Pikachu screamed as he grabs onto Ash's head and cover his eyes.

I hate to admit that the Gummi Ship flying through the cave of wonders does sound pretty amazing. But it's all stolen!

"Pikachu!" yelled Ash as he tries to get his friend off. "This is no time to panic!"
Ash finally got Pikachu off and sees that the group is about to collided into a wall.
"Okay, start panicing." said Jake, sweat dropping.
Bloo, luckily, puts the Gummi Ship in a dive and flies into the treasure cave. The lava poured out like mad, engulfing all the treasure in the room. The group soon returns to the entrance.

Outside, the Thousand Year Door roared in anger and is about to close again. The heroes in the Gummi Ship were almost to the top when a boulder smashed onto the Gummi Ship knocking it to the door. Ash, Sora, Danny, Jake, Pikachu, and the dogs jump. Ash grabs onto a rock wall with the others holding onto him, almost to the entrance. Ash is at the top holding for dear life. He looks up and sees Pete at the top within reach.

So, were they launched out of the Gummi Ship? Is the Ship broken? I'm so confused.

"We need your help! Give us your hand!" yelled Ash extending his hand.
"First give me the black box!" said Pete reaching his hand out, expecting the black box.
"We can't hold on for long! Give us your hand!" Sora asked alarmed.
"Give me the black box!"
Not wanting an argument, Ash removes his backpack with the black box in it and hands it up to Pete. Pete grabs it quickly.
"Yes, it is mine!" laughed Pete holding the backpack over his head. "Yes! Ah ha ha ha ha! It is mine!"
After he puts the backpack into his cloak, Pete looks and sees Pikachu and the dogs helping their human friends out of the entrance. But Pete kicks them aside and grabs Ash by the hand, with his friends still holding on to him.
"Hey, what are you doing?" asked Danny holding onto Sora who is holding onto Ash with Jake holding onto Danny.
"Giving Ash his reward." said Pete with a smirk. Then in his normal voice, he pulls out a dagger, "His eternal reward."

Again, why is he only going after Ash?

Before Pete could stab Ash, Pikachu and the dogs jumped him. Pikachu bites Pete on the wrist, making him yelled in pain and making him let go of Ash. Ash, Sora, Danny, and Jake soon find themselves falling back into the Thousand Year Door's cave. Pete manages to grabbed Pikachu and the dogs and throws them in.
The heroes looked like they are about to fall to their doom. But fortunatey Eduardo managed to get the boulder off the Gummi Ship, allowing Bloo to fly up quickly and catch the flying heroes. Ash, however, hits the wall too many times falling and went unconscious.

Back up above, the Thousand Year Door roared one last time before sinking back into the sand from where it came from. All is calm once more.
Pete stares then he laughs madly as he removes his hood.
"Yes, it is mine! It is all mine!" laughed Pete happily. He is about to grab the backpack from his cloak when he realized something: there is nothing but air in there. "What? Where is it?"
Pete reached himself frantically only to discover that the backpack with the black box is not on his person.
"No. NO!" yelled Pete shocked, his last no echoing into the night.

Author's note
Looks like Ash and his friends got the last laugh as Pete has lost the black box. But did Ash and his friends survived? Find out in the next chapter! Read and review!

Gee, I wonder, DID Ash and his friends survived? Find out soon, even if you all already know the answer!

[CycloneEffect]

Well, look who's finally found out about the fanmakes!

But seriously, if there's a section of FF.net I know like the palm of my hand, it's the Cartoon X-overs section. It's filled to the brim with these kind of stories. I admit I wrote some of these copypasta stories myself when I was young and naïve and new to the fanfiction world, but nowadays I've been writing fanmakes with more original ideas like this one. As a fanfiction it's not much, but it's definitely something compared to fanmakes like JusSonic's.

[TheSpaih]

Well, look who's finally found out about the fanmakes!

But seriously, if there's a section of FF.net I know like the palm of my hand, it's the Cartoon X-overs section. It's filled to the brim with these kind of stories. I admit I wrote some of these copypasta stories myself when I was young and naïve and new to the fanfiction world, but nowadays I've been writing fanmakes with more original ideas like this one. As a fanfiction it's not much, but it's definitely something compared to fanmakes like JusSonic's.

You write fanmakes.

...

Well, you're certainly going to fit in around here.

This post has been edited by TheSpaih: Jun 23 2012, 11:32 AM

[Looney Bird]

Chapter 7: The Great And All Powerful Plumber

Able to unclog even Super Toilet!

Back at the palace, Ami is crying to herself with Pluto and Butch nearby looking at her sadly as she sits on her bed.
"Ami," Ami looks up and sees Mickey coming in, concerned. "Is something the matter?"

...or are you crying for no reason?

"Mickey," Ami sniffed. "I'm afraid Pete has done something...terrible."
"There, there, there." said Mickey gently as he sits down and takes her hands. "We can make things right again. Now tell me what has happened."

Back inside the collapsed cave of the Thousand Year Door, Ash is still unconscious from the events that occurred. His friends are trying to wake him up.
"Pika, Pikachu?" Pikachu said, crying in hopes to wake Ash up.

Remember that scene in the first Pokemon Movie where Pikachu is all like CHUUUUUUUU, but Ash is stone and everyone's crying? Just reminiscing.

"Ash, wake up, man!" yelled Tito.
"Not too loud! You may knock him out again!" protested Dodger.
"I'm up." Ash said with a groan as his eyes slowly opened.
"Ash, you're alright!" Danny said excited.
"What happened?"
"Well, the cave collapsed, the jerk who double-crossed us took the black box, and now we're all left for dead in here." explained Sora with a frown.

Well, that's an unpleasant surprise to wake up to.

Ash looks up and sure enough, he sees that they're all trapped.
"We're trapped!" Ash said. Then angrily, he shakes his fist at the entrance uselessly. "That double-crossing two-faced jackal!"
"Forget it, Ash. Whoever he is, he's long gone with that box." said Jake sadly.
"I don't think so." Dodger said with a smirk. "May we introduce you to...your backpack."

"Hi, backpack! I'm Ash."

With a smirk, Dodger takes out something from out of nowhere. Ash looks surprised to see that it is his own backpack he left the black box in. And after opening, he sees that the box is still in there!
"Why you little thieves!" laughed Ash in delight as he takes the black box out of the backpack.
"I don't see why that ruffian would try to kill you over a black box." said Francis looking the box over.
"Oh, that box is more than just a box, I guaranteed it," said Bloo with a mysterious smile.
"Hey, I think I see something written here, but it's hard to make out." Ash said as he rubbed the box. Suddenly the box begins to shine and everyone jumped back as the box opened up. Something came out of the box with a roar. When all is clear, the group sees some sort of plumber that had brown hair and a mustache and wore a red hat with an "M" logo that was beginning to fall down to his face because of the sweat pouring from his pores. He had blue eyes that shone with passion. Plus, he wore a red long sleeved shirt, white gloves, blue overalls, and brown shoes. He was a mere twenty years old. His name was Mario and he is holding a Keyblade like Sora does.

A keyblade? It's melon time!

As he appeared, the plumber holds his neck in pain.
"Mama mia! Ten thousand years will give you a bad neck pain!" groaned Mario. Suddenly he grabs Mario and hangs him on a nearby rock. "Hang on, wll ya?" As everyone watches, Mario takes his head off, literally, and spins it around yelling while doing so. As the others helped Tommy down, Mario puts his head back on.

Isn't it cute when they get their character's names mixed up?

"Yeah! It felt good to be outta there!" said Mario excited then he looks at the others. "Okie dokie, which one of you rubbed my black box?"
"I did?" asked Ash a bit nervously.

"On account of my name's in the title--kind of."

Suddenly Mario made a microphone appeared and the cave turns into some sort of talk show. "Hello everybody! It's great to be back! Tell me kid, where are you from?" Mario sticks the mike in Ash's face. "What's your name?"
"Uh, Ash Ketchum," Ash responded.
"Ash Ketchum," A neon light appears with Ash's name lighting up in chase lights. The sign changes to reflect Mario's next line. "Hi, Ash Ketchum. Welcome to the show. Can we call you 'Ash' or 'Ketchum'? Or how about 'Ashley"? Then Mario transforms into a dog with a kilt. "Like 'here boy'. Come on Ashley!"

As you may have guessed, he basically does all of Robin Williams's shtick. Nothing new here.

"Uh, is it just me or did I hit my head harder than I thought?" Ash asked in disbelief.
"We must have all hit our heads because we are seeing this." said Danny.
"Hey, you smoke? Mind if I do?" Suddenly Mario explodes, freaking Pikachu out as he changes back to his normal, if you called it normal, self. "Oh sorry about that. Hope I didn't cringed the fur."
"Mario!" said Bloo and Eduardo.
"Hey, Bloo, Eduardo! Haven't seen you two in a long time! Slap me your hands, boys!" Mario said as he high-five Bloo and Eduardo. "Ha ha!"
Mario looks at Ash and sized him up. "Hmmm, you are a lot smaller than my last master." Mario then lifts his beer gut. "Either that or I am getting bigger. Am I getting fat after eating all that pasta?"
"Wait, Ash is your master?" Sora asked surprised.

Jealous much?

"That's right!" laughed Mario as he slaps a diploma in Sora's hand and puts a mortarboard on his head. "He can be taught! Now Ash, what do you wish from me," Mario transforms into Arnold Schwarzenegger and speaks like him too. "The ever impressive," Then he puts himself in a cube, "the long contained," Now Mario has a puppet on his hand and uses a puppeteer voice, "the often imitated," Mario ditches the dummy as he said, "but never duplicated..."
The group watches as Mario spins around making clones of himself as he repeated the word 'duplicated'. When he stops, Mario makes like a ring announcer. "Super Mario of the black box," Soon Mario makes like a certain TV show as his clones applauds behind him and speaks like him too.

Apparently, JusSonic doesn't know Ed Sullivan's name.

"Right here from the black box. We got a very good show for your wish fulfillment. Thank you!"
"'Wish fulfillment'? What's that?" asked Einstein.
"It's very simple, little dog! Ash gets 3 wishes from me! And he can't ask for more!" Mario turns into a slot machine, arm pulls down, and 3 Mario appears in the window saying, "That's right, 3!" The 3 Marios came out of the slot wearing sombreros speaking Mexican. "Uno, dos, tres."
Next, Mario transforms into Groucho Marx as he passes the group. "No copies, exchanges or refunds." A duck appears hanging by a rope holding the sign 'refunds'."
"Now I know I'm dreaming." Ash said with a smirk.
"Pikachu," Pikachu agreed.

Yeah, now "Friend Like Me" is coming up. Let's see what fun changes he's made! I kid, of course, it's all exactly the same.

Mario smiles as he said, "Master, I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities?"
Mario lights up as he begins to sing. Everything that happens, Mario does with his Keyblade.

Mario: Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Thieves appears and surrounded the group with their swords raises.

BScheherazadie had a thousand tales/B

Soon Mario appears in Ash's shirt.

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve
You got a brand of magic never fails!

Mario sticks his arms out and punches the thieves away. Next, Ash appears in a boxing ring being massaged and helped out by Mario and the others.

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition like an ox

Mario turned into fireworks and crazily exploded.

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that box

Mario appears in the box, grabs Ash's hand and made him rubs the black box.

And I'll say
Mister Ash Ketchum sir
What will your pleasure be?

Ash and his friends find themselves at a restaurant table with Mario nearby writing down orders like a waiter.

Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no!

Mario pokes Bloo and Eduardo while laughing as he continues.

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre' d!

Mario gives a dish to the boy. Ash removes the lid and he and the other boys startled to see that Mario has transformed into the chicken. Mario goes back to normal but enlarges his ear to hear Ash.

C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.

Mario makes 4 clones of himself.

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

The Mario gives Ash, Sora, Danny, and Jake a shave, a haircut, and manicure.

You're the boss, the king, the shah!

Ash and his pals are in a great big chair, surrounded by treasure and fanned by beautiful women. The dogs and Pikachu looked impressed as is Bloo and Eduardo.

Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Mario then dumped a bunch of baklava all over everything. Now Ash, Sora, Danny, and Jake are jumping from column 'A' to column 'B'.

Try some of column 'A'
Try all of column 'B'

The boys fell but are saved by a cushion courtesy of a giant Mario.

I'm in the mood to help you dude

Mario opens his big mouth (literally) and his tongue turns into stairs. A mini-Mario come down it dressed like a magician.

You ain't never had a friend like me

Mini-Mario now begins to dance with the big Mario's big hands. When they're done, the hands surrounded little Mario and squashed him into nothing.

Can your friends do this?

Mario takes his head off, makes copies of it, and spins them around.

Do your friends do that?

Mario hands the hands to Ash who juggles them. Sora, Danny, and Jake juggles them as well. The four spins them like basketballs before sending them back to Mario. Mario then proceeds to try to pull himself out of a hat.

Do your friends pulll this out their little hat

Mario transformed into a white rabbit then a dragon.

Can your friends go poof!

Mario the dragons spits out flames which then turned into 3 cute girls dancing around the 4 boys, making them blush a bit.

Well looky here
Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

After a bit of dancing and when the boys are having too much fun, the girls disappeared, disappointing them. Mario imitated Ash, so to speak.

So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

Mario turns into a certificates which rolls up and surrounded Ash.

You got me bona fide, certified
You got a plumber for a charg? d'affairs!
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish I really want to know

Mario shows a list translated in different languages out of Ash's ear and uses it to dry himself off as if he stepped out of the shower.

You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt
So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!

Mario has Ash's rubbed the black box once more then continues the song with people bowing before Ash.

Mister Ash Ketchum, sir, have a wish or two or three

The bowing people disappeared leaving a giggling dancing girl in their place. Ash smiles and leans to kiss the girl, but the girls turned into Mario who giggles freaking Ash out.

I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Mario made 4 dancing elephants appeared.

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Next, 4 dancing camels appeared thanks to Mario. A big finale begins.

Mario: You ain't never...had a... friend... like...me!

As the big finale resumes on like mad, Tito grabs a bunch of treasure like mad.

You ain't never had a friend like me!

Mario turned itno a cyclone to wrap the song up and everything disappeared. Soon the cave is empty once more except for themselves and Mario with a neon 'APPLAUSE' sign over his head. Tito realizes that the gold he collected is gone and he scowls.

Hey, did you miss me? I took a bathroom break during the song because NOTHING WAS CHANGED. I understand that writing lyrics can be hard, but at least change the choreography or SOMETHING!

"So what do you want, oh master?" Mario asked with a smile.
"Let me get this straight. You're going to grant Ash any 3 wishes, right?" asked Jake.
Mario turned into William F. Buckley and said, "Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos."
"What does that mean?" Rita asked.
"Pika," Pikachu asked.

Man, Pikachu gets all the good lines...

"It means there are some wishes that Mario cannot grant, no matter how you want them." Mario explained.

And Mario apparently speaks in the third person. Maybe this line was meant for Bloo, I don't know.

"Si. Mario cannot be forced or pressured in granting those kind of wishes or hey may exploded." Eduardo agreed.

Ah, is that what happens? That's almost interesting.

"Right. Rule number one, I can't kill anybody." Mario said, then he went small and jumps forward, fell down, and disappeared as a video game sound effect as if someone lost a life is heard.

(Author's note: Just imagined the lost a life sound effect as if you're playing Super Mario Bros. for the NES.)

Token amusing bit for the chapter. Otherwise, he's just going through the motions.

Mario reappeared and said, "So don't ask. Rule number two, I can't make someone fall in love with somebody else." Mario's head turns into a giant pairs of lips which kisses Ash before changing back and said in a cutey kinda voice. "You little punim, there."

See what I mean? Maybe I made a bad choice on my first mock. How am I supposed to have fun with this?

Next Mario lies down, then transforms into a zombie like creature as he stood up, "And rule number three! I cannot...bring people...back from the dead." Mario grabs Ash and shakes him like mad. "It's not a pretty picture. I won't do it!"
Mario then turns back to normal and smiles as he said, "Other than that, all is fair game."
"Wow. Any wishes except those. Man, it is hard." Tito said with a frown.
Ash, Danny, Sora, and Jake talked it over. They knew what they want first: to get out of the cave. But they need a way to get it without wishing. The four looked at Pikachu and the dogs then smirked.

Show, don't tell, please

"Provisos? Like limitations on wishes?" said Ash as he scoffs along with the other boys, Pikachu, and the dogs.
"Some all powerful plumber he is." suggested Sora as he and the others walked from Mario who looks annoyed by this.
"I dunno, you guys. I don't think even get us out of this cave." said Danny with a hidden smirk.
"We will have to find another way out. Let's go, dogs." said Jake as he and the others pretended to leave.
Suddenly Mario puts his foot, his giant one, down a bit annoyed. He said, "Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my black box? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?"
The group looked amused as Mario is getting more ticked off. "I don't think so! Not right now! You're getting your wishes so SIT DOWN!"
Ash, Danny, Sora, Jake, Pikachu, and the dogs got back into the Gummi Ship as Bloo and Eduardo prepares to drive it.
"You shouldn't have made him upset." said Bloo with a smirk.
Mario then takes a form of a steward pointing out a bunch of exits with a bunch of arms.
"Okie dokie! In case of emergencies, the exit is here, there, here, there, here, there, everywhere!" Mario said laughing. "So keep your hands and arms inside the Gummi Ship at all times! Because we're outta here!"
Ash, Mario, and the Gummi Ship's passengers flew up to the ceiling very fast. Outside in the desert, they all exploded out of the sand flying into the distance, finally escaping the Thousand Year Door.

Wait a second, they could have done that without Mario! I mean, in the movie it makes sense because all they have is a carpet (albeit a magic one), but here they have a flying tank that shoots lasers! You'd think they wouldn't have needed to trick Mario.

Author's note
Our heroes has escaped the cave of the Thousand Year Door. So what will Ash's three wishes be? Find out later! Read and review.

As you can see, his author's notes don't really say anything about the creative process, as there is nothing to say, other than "review me!" Oy.

[CycloneEffect]

You write fanmakes.

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Well, you're certainly going to fit in around here.

Honeybun, I do write fanmakes, but I've already grown out of the copypasta phase.

[CuChulainn1290]

You write fanmakes.

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Well, you're certainly going to fit in around here.

I wrote those things, too, back in the day. It's a lost art.

[Looney Bird]

I'll come clean, I wrote some too, but I tried to make them unique-ish.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/839573/Blue_Paratroopa

[CycloneEffect]

I'll come clean, I wrote some too, but I tried to make them unique-ish.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/839573/Blue_Paratroopa

You're...!! YOU'RE...!!

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Oh my Ra, I had no idea it was you! I can't believe it! I love your WDW and Calvin at Camp stories!

*coughcough* Sorry, I went a little overboard... Hope you don't mind my little fangirl moment... But I couldn't help it. Your stories are awesome, even if I don't know half of the characters in them.

This post has been edited by CycloneEffect: Jun 23 2012, 02:15 PM

[Looney Bird]

Chapter 8: Desires and Plots

Here we go again...

The next day back at the palace, Pete is standing in throne room, still hasn't recovered from the loss of the black box. He and the cats, pretending to be normal cats once more,

For no real reason.

listened to Mickey who is very upset at what Ami has told him. The rock star herself is watching this, very crossed, as Mickey was yelling at Pete.

Again with the tenses!

"This is an outrage, Pete! If it weren't for all your years of loyal service..." Mickey calms down somewhat, then he continues, "From now on, you must discuss the prisoners with me, before they are beheaded!"
"I assure you, boat boy king, it won't happened again." said Pete in fake sincerity as he bows.

Pete, I know you don't like him, but it's probably best not to call Mickey "boat boy" when he's angry.

"It better not!" Mickey then turns to Ami and said, "Now then, let's put this whole thing behind us, please?"
Pete smiles as he takes Ami's hand, "Once again, I apologized for my bone-headed mistake, Ami." Pete tries to kisses Ami's hand but the rock star pulled it away.

Eww, sister, I wouldn't want to get kissed by Pete, either.

"At least there is one good thing about me being forced to marry." said Ami dryly as she glares at Pete angrily. "When I do get married and Mickey let me have control of Toon Town, I will have the power to get rid of you!"

How does being a rock star grant you power?

"Good, that's settled." Mickey said with a smile. "Now then, Ami, it's time to get back to finding you a husband." Mickey realized that Ami has left the room. "Ami? Ami!"
Mickey runs out to follow Ami. When he left, Pete scowls angrily.
"Oooh, if I only I have gotten that black box..." snarled Pete.
"'I will have the power to get rid of you'." said Mr. Blik impersonating Ami. Then he frowns. "Great! Now we have to kiss up to that idiot and his idiot daughter for the rest of our lives!"
"Watch it with the idiot talk, Mr. Blik!" protested Gordon annoyed.
"No, Mr. Blik." said Pete, ignoring Gordon as he and the cats goes to a window to viewed Mickey speaking with Ami. "Not until she gets that idiot husband. Then she will have us banished."
Mr. Blik gasped as he said, "Or worst, beheaded!"

She must be into death metal or something.

"Eeew!" said Pete and Mr. Blik in disgust.
"Actually you two would be beheaded. Waffles and I are the innocent bystanders here." Gordon pointed out.

You're not doing anything to stop them, are you? You're still guilty, Gordon.

"If Pete and I fall, we all fall, Gordon!" Mr. Blik snapped annoyed.
"Too bad we couldn't find a way to use this to our advantage, like having someone we know married Ami so we can take over Toon Town that way." Waffles said stupidly.

How can it be said stupidly if he's right?

"Waffles, that is the most..."
Mr. Blik, hearing what Waffles has said however, interrupted Gordon. "Wait! I got it! I got it, Pete! What if you were the idiot husband?"
"What?" yelled Pete angrily grabbing Mr. Blik by the neck.
Mr. Blik got free and continued explaining, "Let me be more specific. You married Ami. And then, you get to controlled Toon Town."
Pete thought about this and smiles as he goes back to the throne, "Marry the rock star. I become the king. The idea has merit."
"Yeah! And then we would dropped the mouse, the pretty rock star, and the rock star's friends off a cliff." said Mr. Blik evilly then he dives onto the floor imitating what he suggested.

I'd be fine if they offed the friends; they take up too much space as it is.

"I loved how your foul little mind works!" laughed Pete.
Pete and Mr. Blik laughed as they begin their latest scheme of taking over the throne. The only one not excited is Gordon and Waffles is too stupid to understand anyway.

Gordon, you have the power to end the story now! Do something!

Somewhere at an oasis in the desert, the Gummi Ship arrives dropping off their passengers. Mario is making like a steward once more.
"We hope you enjoyed your travel needs on Air Gummi. Please don't stand until the Gummi Ship has come to a complete stop." said Mario as Bloo and Eduardo stops the Gummi, letting Ash and his friends get off. "Bye-bye. Buh-bye!"
When they all gotr off, Mario changed back to normal and smirks. "So, what do you think of me now, Mr. Doubter?"
"Well, you sure show us." Danny said smiling.
Ash chuckles then speaks up, "Okay Mario, about my three wishes..."
"Do my ears deceive me?" laughed Mario. "Three? You are downed by one!"
Mario shows 1 finger but Ash chuckles, moving the finger as he said, "Ah, but I didn't actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that yourself."
Mario pauses to think, then his jaw dropped. He turned into a sheep as he said, "Mama mia. Do I feel sheepish?" He glares at Ash as he said, "Okay you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies."

Really, it's like JusSonic isn't even trying at this point.

"It's a deal." Ash begins to think as Mario and the others relax a bit. "Three wishes, three wishes. Man, they are tough." Ash turned to Mario. "What would you wish for?"
Mario looks surprised at this question. "Me? Wow. No one ever asked me that question before. Well, in that case..." Mario pauses to think then sighs. "Aw, forget it. You would think it's dumb."
"Come on, tell us!" Sora insisted.
"Yeah, we won't laugh." Rita insisted.
"Pika, Pika!" agreed Pikachu.
Mario sighs as he said, "Freedom."
"Whoa, man. You're a prisoner?" asked Tito looking at the black box.
"Come with the job, the whole powerful plumber thing." Mario grows big, his voice booming. "Phenomenal cosmic powers," Mario then shrinks down, seemingly struck in the black box. "Itty bitty living space."

Look at this, straight from the movie and it has 63 reviews!

"Wow. That's terrible, dog." Jake said sadly.

Jake, your gangsta talk is just gonna make him feel worse.

Mario came out of the black box and nods. "Yes, to be free. Not going: Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" Mario poof in and out in front of the group a few times before he stops. "To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world!"
Mario then groans as he sat down. "Mama mia. I must be kidding myself. It will never happen. I need to face reality more."
"What do you mean?" asked Ash.
"Well, the only way Senor Mario can finally be free if his amigo master wishes himself out. You could probably guess how many times that happened." Eduardo said with a frown.
"Like never! Some people can be so greedy." Bloo said frowning.
"You used up 3 wishes without wishing Mario." Eduardo reminded Bloo.
"So?"

Now THERE'S an interesting idea: What happened to Bloo and Eduardo? I'd have liked to hear more about this, but it's never expanded upon.

Ash thought of this. Once again, someone being forced into something they don't wanna do. He then got an idea and said, "Say Mario, what if I wish you free?"
"Yeah, right." said Mario, rolling his eyes then transforms his head into Pinocchio, his nose growing. Ash pokes the nose back changing Mario's head back to normal.
"No, that's a promise! Once I make my first two wishes, I will use my last wish to set you free!" said Ash smiling as he holds out his hand, expecting Mario to shake it. Mario pauses to think, then shakes it with a sad little smile.
"Well, here's hoping." Mario then laughs as he turns into a magician. "Okie dokie! Let's do some magic!" He throws some cards around before changing back. "Now tell me, Ash, what do you most of all?"
Ash blushed while rubbing his head. "Well, you see, there's this girl..."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" interrupted Mario holding up a sign with a crossover over a love symbol. "I can't make people fall in love! Did you forget?"
"I know. But it's just...she's smart, fun, and..."
"Pretty?" Mario guessed.
"Beautiful! She got these eyes that can hypnotize you...her hair...and wow, her smile." Ash sighs happily.
"He isn't the only one in love. Danny, Sora, and I are in love with her friends." Jake said happily. "Man, that Betty is beautiful as well."
"I can't stop thinking about June." Danny said smiling sheepishly.
"Ariel." Sora sighs happily.

I will admit that Ariel's pretty hot.

"As you can see, all these four boys are in love with four certain girls." explained Francis.
"That's putting it milely, Francis." Tito said.
"It's Frankie."
Tito smirked as Francis suddenly realized what he just said!
"Gah! I meant Francis!" yelped Francis then he glares angrily at Tito. "Blast you, Tito!"
Tito laughed at this while Einstein stares.

That's a cute joke there, but he may have stolen it from Oliver and Company itself. I haven't seen the movie in the longest time, so I could be wrong.

Ash sighs as he said, "But the problem is, she is the rock star Ami Onuki and she and her friends are strict to a law made by King Mickey."

If that's the kind of laws that Mickey makes, maybe being ruled by Pete wouldn't be so bad.

"You know, the only way we could even get to be with them if..."
"Danny, wait!" Ash said an idea spotting in his head. He turns to Mario as he said, "Mario, can you make me a famous celebrity?"
Mario takes out a book that said 'Celebrity Cookbook' and reads through it. "Let's me see. Chicken a'la king?" Mario takes out a chicken wearing a crown out of the book. "No." Mario got rid of the chicken and continues reading. "Dragon King?"
Mario yelped as he felt a bite and he pulls out a little red dragon from the book.
"Yo, man. What's the big idea?" snapped Mushu annoyed.

(Author's note: This is a reference to my The Little Trainer story that also has Ash/Ami in it)

You really like that pairing, huh?

"Hey Mushu." Ash said waving to his dragon friend.
"Hey Ash, Sora, Danny, Jake. Now if you guys don't mind...get me out of this story, man!" snapped Mushu annoyed.
Mario sent Mushu away then resumes reading, "Caesar's salad." Mario jumped back as a dagger comes out and tries to stab him. "Et tu, Brutus," Once the dagger is gone, Mario found what he is looking for. "Ah, here we are. To make a celebrity."

You know what would be funny? If Mario transformed into Dr. Mario or Raccoon Mario or something like that. I'm just musing now.

Mario smiles then turned to Ash. "Is that the secret word? You know what to say!"
"Mario, I wish for you to make me a celebrity!" Ash said with a smile.
"All right!" Mario said excited. He transforms into Arsenio Hall and makes 'woof' noises. Then he becomes a fashion designer. "Okay, who did you clothes? Those are so Game Boy-ish. These clothes say...mama mia, lame! Let's work with something here."

Okay, the Gameboy line is kind of funny, but my expectations have gotten pretty low at this point.

Mario takes Ash's measurements then with his Keyblade, Ash is now in celebrity like clothing. Ash looks into a mirror very impressed.
"Ooh, I liked it! I really do! What it's missing two things. What are they?" Mario asked thinking.
"Hey, how about some clothes for the celebrity's friends?" asked Jake excited.
"Okie dokie," Mario said with a smile as he zaps the three boys with his Keyblade. Soon the boys are in celebrity rich friends like clothing.
"All right," Sora said smiling at his new wardrobe.
"June is going to be so impressed." Danny agreed.
"All right!" cheered Jake.

Now here's a plot hole from the original movie--Genie makes Aladdin look good and gives him a bunch of friends, but is he literally a prince? I mean, we find out later that Aladdin is the prince of thieves, but Prince Ali may as well been an elaborate hoax.

"Now it needs one more thing: transportation! Excuse me, Pokemon? Over here!" Mario said calling for Pikachu.
"Pika!" yelped Pikachu as he tries to hide behind the Gummi Ship but Mario zaps him with his Keyblade and brought him over. Mario brings in a game show set with Ash standing behind a podium with 'Ash' on it.
"Here it is! What better to make an entrance into Toon Town then your very own...camel!" A door with Mario's head opens as the plumber transforms Pikachu into a camel, making him spit out in annoyance. "Careful, they spit."
"You think Ami would be impressed if he rode in like that?" asked Einstein looking Pikachu over.
"Mama mia! The dog got something! That ain't going to work!" Mario then turns Pikachu into a beautiful horse. Mario frowns. "No, not that either. Let's see..." As Mario tries to decide, he keeps changing Pikachu into things like animals and a car before changing him back. Mario brightens up and said. "Hee hee, I got it! Time for one of the Pokemon legends to be coming to life!"
With one zap of the Keyblade, the little guy has turned into one of the Legendary Pokemon Raikou much to his shock. He landed on Bloo, crushing him.
"Get off of me!" yelled Bloo with a yelp.
"Now you can't complain you didn't catch one of the Legendary Pokemon, if you ever did." Mario said with a smirk.
Pikachu, now a Raikou, looks into a puddle of water and sees himself in the reflection. He yelps and climbs up into a tree nearby. Of course, he is too big so it bended back causing him to hang on and looked at Ash upside down.
"You look good, Pikachu." Ash said with a smile.
"One more thing: it wouldn't be your friends don't get a ride of their own. So..." Mario said glaring at the dogs.
"Now hold it! Don't you dare!" protested Francis as he backs off.
Before the dogs could make a run for it, Mario zaps them with his Keyblade and soon they transformed into different Legendary Pokemon. Dodger has transformed into a Entei, Rita has transformed into a Suicune, Francis has been turned into a Groundon, Tito has turned into a Latios, and Einstein has became a Articuno.
"My goodness!" yelled Francis as he looks at himself in horror.
"Wow! Check me out, man!" Tito said looking at himself impressed.

I've said it before, but there's really nothing much to say about this, as it's DIRECTLY FROM THE MOVIE. I know, I know, I chose the wrong story.

"Wow. I feel cold." said Einstein stupidly.

Well, at least that's kind of cute.

"You looked great and beautiful, Rita. Or should I say, Suicune?" said Dodger smiling at Rita.

Ooh, great AND beautiful.

Rita blushed as she said, "You really think so?"
"You all looked great!" Danny said with a smile.
"Wow. They looked really neat." said Eduardo impressed.
"Yeah. Really." groaned Bloo as he recovered from being crushed by Pikachu the Raikou.
"Okie dokie! He got the outfit, he got the rich friends, he got the Legendary Pokemon, but we're not done yet!" said Mario happily as everyone turned to watch him shooting out fireworks out of the oasis. "Hang on to your hat, Ash! We're going to make you a star!"

Seriously, guys, this is getting harder and harder.

Author's note
Looks like Ash could be getting his wish to be with Ami. But if Pete has his way, Ash may lose his chance! Read and review!

Why? What is there to reivew? I like Aladdin a lot, but this just isn't cutting the mustard.

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Oh my Ra, I had no idea it was you! I can't believe it! I love your WDW and Calvin at Camp stories!

*coughcough* Sorry, I went a little overboard... Hope you don't mind my little fangirl moment... But I couldn't help it. Your stories are awesome, even if I don't know half of the characters in them.

Oh, so on top of it all you're an anime and fanfiction fangirl too.