Pokegirls, I am officially ashamed to have a penis. Options

[Max-Vader]

Babez for breakfast,
bitches for brunch,
Babez for breakfast,
and more sluts for lunch!
-Lordi

Unfortunate Implications: Read the page. Now re-read it, paying particular attention to the Rape Tropes section. Does this seem like a setting with a healthy attitude towards gender and sexuality to you?
-TV Tropes, in a rare moment of sanity

Remember Dr. O's thread about TV Tropes and it's many failings? Well, I'm gonna do that too, except it's much more unfunny and not about tropers. Instead, the subject matter is worse, if you can believe that. Welcome to a world where rape makes women smarter, the penis rules all and sex is the basis of the entire government. It's creator is a gaggle of drooling idiots, ass-backwards misogynists and 12-year-old pocket pool enthusiasts. Welcome to...



Oh yes, we're diving into the misogynistic world of madness. Balls deep. And given what we are talking about here, that might not even be a metaphor. So let's see what wonderous adventures await! I feel like I'm playing Pokemon for the first time again! ...except really dirty and tainted.

Welcome to the Pokegirl World Project. Here is where you'll find numerous pages on the fascinating (and sometimes sinctillating) world of Pokegirls.

M-hm. I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.

For the newcomers to this genre, please look at the "What Is A Pokegirl?" page before even thinking of reading anything else.

Or else we might break your kneecaps.

After that, I recommend the Pokegirl Primer for explanations concerning the Pokegirl World. If you still haven't fled in terror and you're of a proper age, feel free to browse the other areas.

I wouldn't recommend it though. RUN! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD WHILE YOU STILL CAN! I'LL HOLD THEM OFF, JUST DON'T LOOK BACK NO MATTER WHAT! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!

Brief Rundown of what IS and ISN'T important to read prior to posting:
What Is A Pokegirl - It's a VERY good idea if you took a look.

We shall do that, then. But first, let's take a look at the rest of this index.

Furthermore - Further explanations. This one will continually expand as things need to be explained or rationalized.

"Rationalizing" being the key-word here. Not that it will help them with me. I cut through illogical bullshit for a living. Sort of.

The Pokegirl World Pokedex - You definitely should take a gander at it before trying to make any pokegirls.
Pokegirl World Leagues - Eh, not entirely important.

If you don't give a shit, why should I?!

Pokegirl Stories - The works of those who've been working hard to keep this world alive.

I'm sure they'll appreciate my helpful comments-

try to be constructive towards new writers or you'll get banned

Oh.

Pokegirl Primer - MUST READ if you're going to write in the PG world.
Pokegirl History - Extracted from the Primer. A good quick reference if you wanted to mention something in the past.

And it is brain-bendingly stupid, believe me.

Pokegirl Gallery - Not essential, but these are how some see the various pokegirls.

Translation: *FAP FAP FAP*

Pokegirls Miscellanius Information - Writers DEFINITELY need to look at the various contents. Posters to the Yahoo group should take a gander. Everyone else can feel free to shrug indifferently.
Links - Includes links to various PG-related sites and places I and the Yahoo Group folks like.
Basic Fighting - Writers who struggle with words about fighting will want to watch this section grow. Helpers are wanted.
Story Ideas - Writers who can't think of anything will want to see this section.

And the rest is meaningless bullshit too. Well then, since they so warmly recommended it for us, let's see that article on what Pokegirls actually are, shall we?

This post has been edited by Max-Vader: Jun 25 2012, 03:54 PM

[TheSpaih]

Oh lawdy...

[xoxjoanxox]

Oh God, we're delving into this madness?

[TheSpaih]

Oh God, we're delving into this madness?

Yes, we are.

I hear this is how you gain immortality.

This post has been edited by TheSpaih: Jun 18 2012, 02:58 PM

[Max-Vader]

Pokegirls has it's own podcast. Just wanted to throw that out there.

So, you've stumbled onto this website. You might be wondering what the hell any of this stuff means. What's a 'Pokegirl'? What's a 'Tamer'? Who's resposible for scaring everyone off of that old abandoned airfield? I'll answer these questions and many more further along. These questions might be from the newcomer just seeing this site or people who need clarification and are too lazy to read the Primer.

Well, I'm not. And if we really want to delve into this thing proper, we need to read the Primer because it explains a lot of the bullshit terminology we will be hearing. So off we go, reading an article within an article. Man, we're off to a good start.

POKEGIRL: A pokegirl is a female creature with special powers, an impressive libido, and a natural psychology to submit to a "master."

If any of this surprises you, then you know nothing about this setting.

Some were human females who have undergone Threshold and transformed.

Oh, the fun we'll have with the implications of that little tidbit...

All pokegirls have some sort of special ability, if not looks, that separate them from normal females. Pokegirls were originally created by Sukebe as super-soldiers, sexual partners, and servants.

The complete package, basically. Now if only they would give you cold drinks and warm blowjobs on demand... oh wait, they do that already.

During the war against Sukebe, some people found that they could make pokegirls loyal to a single person and this knowledge spread. A person who did this was called a Tamer. Pokegirls now act as a human's friend/slave/partner/whatever.

"There isn't a difference anyway when it comes to women, right?"

There are two categories of pokegirls, Domestic and Feralborn. Feralborn pokegirls are birthed, usually by parthenogenesis, by pokegirls who have themselves gone Feral. Since they spend their formative years living like wild beasts, they are very animalsitic in thought and possess strong powers. Domestic pokegirls are ones that were either born in a Breeder's farm or were a human female that underwent Threshold. Domestic pokegirls normally have less power than a Feralborn one, but will possess more intelligence.

And as we all know, when it comes to women brains are unnecessary.

It is possible to increase a Feralborn pokegirl's intelligence, but most Tamers consider this is a waste of time when they could be enhancing their combative skills.

Exactly. Why would they need to think? Their Tamer does that for them.

All pokegirls have a lifespan equal to that of humans, save those with the Longevity enhancement. Pokegirls with the Longevity enhancement can live for centuries. They undergo their first puberty normally, but only undergo their second one when they reach middle age for them, which can take hundreds of years.

Because we can't have Pokegirls that aren't perfect spank-off material.

Pokegirls all have strong desires to have sex, to a greater or lesser degree depending on the specific type of pokegirl, but these hormones only kick in during their first puberty, which happens around the same time a human girl would undergo maturity.

It's only a small comfort, but at least they aren't lolicons...

Pokegirls are infertile as far as normal reproduction goes, being able to bear young only from parthenogenesis. There are several categories of pokegirl which describe what abilities they have or what their general attitude is like. These abilities are now used in many things aside from combat, as most technology was destroyed during Sukebe's War. While some hate pokegirls, most understand that this is the only way humans will survive in this new, chaotic world.

...didn't we just go over shit like that in THE CONVERSION BUREAU? Oh wait, in this setting it's still the humans men who dominate the land.

POKEWOMON: A pokegirl who reaches her mid-thirties undergoes a second puberty, and becomes a pokewomon. Pokewomen have a slightly decreased libido, are no longer subject to parthenogenesis, take a longer time to go Feral, and are able to bear children via sexual reproduction, with such children being either human males, human females, or pokegirls. Such births are generally one child per pregnancy, with normal chances for more than one child. Most Tamers prefer to have the hornier and infertile pokegirls in their Harem instead of pokewomen.

...you know what, disregard my lolicon-comment.

HAREM: A Harem is the name of the collective group of pokegirls that a Tamer owns. Pokegirls in the same Harem refer to each other as Harem-sisters.

The Tamer is also often refrred to as "pimp" or "playah".

ALPHA: An Alpha pokegirl is one who is the head pokegirl of a Tamer's Harem. The title doesn't bring any special changes or powers, just responsibilities and a few perks. An Alpha is the pokegirl that makes sure her Tamer knows what's going on with the rest of the Harem, keeps the other Harem pokegirls in top condition (which can include helping to Tame them),

Did I mention a LOT of pokegirls are bisexual?

and is often the first to fight for her master in a pokebattle (though not always). Orders given by an Alpha to other members of the Harem have the weight of their master behind them, and are generally obeyed. An Alpha pokegirl enjoys the status of being the closest to their master, and usually is also Tamed more often than the others. The Tamer for a Harem always has final say on which pokegirl is Alpha, though many let the pokegirls themselves decide in-group which of them will lead, often times with some sort of competition.

Remember kids, all women truly want is a good, hard dicking.

FERAL: A pokegirl who doesn't get Tamed often enough regresses to an animalistic state, called Feral. While Feral, a pokegirl cannot think as a human would, and is essentially an animal in mind, making her quite dangerous (although the state may prevent her from using some of her powers). If a pokegirl gives birth while Feral, the result is Feralborn pokegirls. A pokegirl can be brought back from Feral by being Tamed by a human;

Rape makes women smarter? I am learning so much right now!

a non-Feral pokegirl cannot bring a Feral pokegirl back by having sex with her. However, two pokegirls can have sex with each other to keep from falling into a Feral state, but this only works about half as well as sex with a human. Simple masturbation won't even slow a pokegirl's descent into Feral at all. Most Tamers use their pokegirls to weaken Feral pokegirls, then capture them in pokeballs to pacify them, and then release them and Tame them.

I've never heard of a fictional setting before where rape is not only acceptable but actively encouraged.

PARTHENOGENESIS: A form of asexual reproduction among pokegirls. This can only happen to pokegirls, not pokewomen. The pokegirl spontaneously becomes pregnant, with no apparent trigger. The pregnancy takes the normal amount of time, but the children born are always pokegirls of the exact same type as the mother, usually in litters of two to five. The newborns grow up to be physical clones of their mother, with the same eye and hair color, birthmarks, etc. While parthenogenesis can theoretically strike any pokegirl, it usually only happens to Feral ones, with the only known exceptions being when a Breeder uses a Breeding Chamber to artificially incite parthenogenesis in a pokegirl he owns.

So THAT'S how Jesus got... nevermind.

SUKEBE: A master of technology and magic, this is the person responsible for the creation of pokegirls and the scars created from his war. A great pervert, mage, and scientist, he created the pokegirls as his slaves and later as his way to get revenge.

Oh my God, this reads like the self-insert fanfiction of a 13-year old mirror universe-version of myself with mental retardation.

After he was discovered to be doing genetic experiments, it was initially thought his first lab was destroyed, and from the destroyed lab came the cursed Jusenkyo Spell Dump. Several years later, Sukebe came back and this time he used his powers to unleash a nightmare to the people of the Earth. Sukebe's Revenge lasted for a great many years. It is believed that at the end, after his pokegirls were turned back on his troops, that he was destroyed in the Battle of the San Bay. However, there does not exist any proof that he was in fact killed.

By the way, "sukebe" literally means "pervert" or "dirty old man".

SUKEBE'S REVENGE: The war of humanity versus the hentai mage/scientist Sukebe. Sukebe introduced humanity to his form of hell. A plague which killed millions and left nearly all females sterile, soldiers that were far beyond the powers of existing science, and other things the world thought only existed in fairy tales. The war united the world (which at the time was divided into something called "Nations") and sparked research into developing something that could combat Sukebe's super-soldiers, the pokegirls.

Nonsense, we already have a super-weapon for that. It's called Ron Jeremy.

The most famous battle was the Battle of San Bay, where the first energy weapons were used and the beginning of the Tamer forces were created. Sukebe's forces were barely defeated, thanks to the discovery that wild pokegirls can be controlled by chosen people called Tamers.

Yes, you can control them. With your penis.

Also, since most human females had been rendered infertile thanks to the plague, it was discovered that pokegirls could bear human children as well as pokegirls, males always human and some females human. However, almost all technology had been lost except those that dealt with stolen technology on pokegirls. After Sukebe's Revenge had been fought, the need for Tamers still existed as most pokegirls had become Feral and uncontrolled.

How about guns? That might solve the problem. No? Not phallic enough? Okay.

Now, several hundred years after Sukebe's Revenge, humanity is just beggining to recover. Pokegirls are now somewhat accepted, Tamers are now accepted as full time jobs, pureblood human females are getting rarer since most breeding is done with pokegirls, technology has been slowly loosing its bad reputation from Sukebe, and humans must now learn the full extent of the world they live in now.

And that's where I'm gonna stop. Join me next time to learn all about taming! In the meantime, the girls may chatter about how great penis is while the grownups are talking.

No, not even such blatant sarcasm can accurately convey how balls-to-the-wall misogynistic this shit is, believe it or not.

[Shmeckie]

Is... Is it possible to riff a podcast?

[Dystopian God]

i guess it's time to strike another item off my list of 'things from my childhood the internet ruined.'

[Max-Vader]

Is... Is it possible to riff a podcast?

It's always possible to fight fire with fire...

[TheSpaih]

I've never heard of a fictional setting before where rape is not only acceptable but actively encouraged.

F.A.T.A.L, Max.

[Paragon]

I was going to post something, but I'm a girl and I never learned how to spell the word 'misogyny' properly.

Must be all the rape going to my head.

[Shmeckie]

Don't worry, my righteous penis will help show you the way. I'll rape the education right into you!

[Kirby2000]

You know what I really wondering...if anyone made a Pokeboys in which girls are the tamer?

[oneluckyduck]

If you're MOCKING this s#!t, it's going to be amazing...

[Dr. O]

You know what I really wondering...if anyone made a Pokeboys in which girls are the tamer?

Yes. Yes they did.

[Shmeckie]

Using their own Pokéboys, the Chinese fought the US and their allies to a bloody and inconclusive stalemate. There was no end to the war in sight, when the scientist, James Scott, was killed by one of his own creations. This was SK, a Legendary Pokéboy and one of Scott's personal 'harem'. SK was a being of pure evil and malevolence, bent on the destuction of the entire human race. To that end, he siezed his former master's labs and forces and began an all-out genocide against the people of Earth.

[Dystopian God]

what is it about so many badfic writers and their fixation on sexism. It's become about as emotionally meaningless as using rape to 'show your totally serious gaiz."

Using their own Pokéboys, the Chinese fought the US and their allies to a bloody and inconclusive stalemate. There was no end to the war in sight, when the scientist, James Scott, was killed by one of his own creations. This was SK, a Legendary Pokéboy and one of Scott's personal 'harem'. SK was a being of pure evil and malevolence, bent on the destuction of the entire human race. To that end, he siezed his former master's labs and forces and began an all-out genocide against the people of Earth.

was the premise supposed to sound like babies first fanfic?

This post has been edited by Dystopian God: Jun 18 2012, 05:41 PM

[CuChulainn1290]

Only once have my friends in the fanfiction community (among the ones I count my friends) delved down a road like this. We've never gone back since.

[xoxjoanxox]

Guh, my mind is full of fuck.

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

I'm guessing the creators are John Norman fans.

[Nihilistic One]

Yep, Tropers are depraved human beings for thinking that this merited a page and getting pissed when it was deleted. Seriously, this is horrifying and depraved! But, you all knew that already.

F.A.T.A.L, Max.

Don't even joke about that game!

This post has been edited by Nihilistic One: Jun 18 2012, 08:39 PM