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CCC #118 Finalists Poll
Which one of these captions would look best painted on the side of a windowless van?
"After a year long hunt, Robocops japanese colleague finally managed to capture the Clue murder at Anicon, where he was just trying to kill the awful Taokaka cosplayer in the background with a knife, while being dressed as butler the moment she entered the AMV workshop room." - Maniak [ 1 ] ** [5.56%]
"Seen here: Tin Man getting his heart, Lion getting her Courage, Boardgame getting his gende-oh, her gen-um..." - JakAttack [ 2 ] ** [11.11%]
"I hate arts and craft day at the 'School of the talentless'" - DeanTheAdequate [ 2 ] ** [11.11%]
"FullMetal Alchemist: Where Are They Now? Ed, forty-six years old, in a van down by the river, muttering homophobic remarks towards his brother and cowering away from a half-empty box labeled 'Milton-Bradley Classics'." - Douchenozzle Hunter Jack [ 3 ] ** [16.67%]
"I still dunno whodunit, but the victim was clearly good taste." - Airrider [ 4 ] ** [22.22%]
"I'll bet that Mr. Otaku murdered Coherent Costume Design in the Ugly Convention Hallway with the Defective Robot!" - Gustav [ 6 ] ** [33.33%]
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post Apr 28 2012, 09:17 PM
Welcome, one and all, to Cosplay Caption Contest #118! Did you guys know that, in mathematics, 118 is the smallest n such that the range n, n + 1, ... 4n/3 contains at least one prime from each of these forms: 4x + 1, 4x - 1, 6x + 1 and 6x - 1? Well, it is. And if you thought that little factoid was confusing, just wait until you get a good look at THIS:


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This contest's winning caption is...

I'll bet that Mr. Otaku murdered Coherent Costume Design in the Ugly Convention Hallway with the Defective Robot!

Congratulations, Gustav!


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post Apr 29 2012, 12:18 AM
This cosplayer killed Alphonse at the con with the paper-mache.

Dude, you got some toilet paper hanging out of your crotch.

The Phantom of the Opera falls on hard times and has to make con appearances.


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post Apr 29 2012, 02:16 AM
After a year long hunt, Robocops japanese colleague finally managed to capture the Clue murder at Anicon, where he was just trying to kill the awful Taokaka cosplayer in the background with a knife, while being dressed as butler the moment she entered the AMV workshop room.


Let`s see, we got cosplay based on Transformers, My little Pony, He-Man, now even Clue... I bet the next assraped toy franchise will be Monopoly, for which everyone dresses up like Donald Trump cosplaying the lovechild of Scrooge McDuck and Uncle Pennybags.

The Blazblue cosplayer in the background is suddenly less embarassed about her cosplay, after she saw the walking paper mache tin giant and the bad asbro advertisement.


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post Apr 29 2012, 04:21 AM
The Speedrun of "The Wizard of Oz" turned out to be justified after art for the Tin Man was revealed.


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post Apr 29 2012, 12:33 PM
Seen here: Tin Man getting his heart, Lion getting his her Courage, Boardgame getting his gende-oh, her gen-um...


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post Apr 29 2012, 01:04 PM
Since the last attempt at raising the dead failed, Al turned to Ouija boards.


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post Apr 29 2012, 03:46 PM
These 2 made a deal, Al gets help getting his body back, and Al helps the other guy get laid. Both tasks will be very difficult.


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post Apr 29 2012, 04:02 PM
The Parker Bros. make a misguided attempt to advertise to otaku.



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post Apr 29 2012, 04:05 PM
Guys, this isn't how you do a booster-draft in Magic: The Gathering...

The new Clue-characters from left to right: Colonel Clustered, Mrs. Shite, Reverend Query-keen and Miss Piglet.


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post Apr 29 2012, 08:32 PM
I had high hopes for the last Batman movie until I saw these designs for "The Riddler", "Mr. Freeze" and "Egghead"

Wondercon 2012! Where the ugliest costumes gather to meet on the ugliest carpet!

I hate arts and craft day at the "School of the talentless"


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Winner of CCC #147- Comrades! Rejoice in the conquering of the bourgeois pigs with this caption of dressing down weeaboos!
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post Apr 29 2012, 09:12 PM
FullMetal Alchemist: Where Are They Now? Ed, forty-six years old, in a van down by the river, muttering homophobic remarks towards his brother and cowering away from a half-empty box labeled "Milton-Bradley Classics".

"Not to worry, I'm sure the wizard will give us a couple of brains & the key to the...oh, wait, we're COSPLAYERS...damn, I forgot."

The most interesting thing in this photo is the goggle-clad tranny in the back creeping on the furry. Focus on anything else & you'll go blind.


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post May 1 2012, 08:45 AM
I still dunno whodunit, but the victim was clearly good taste.


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post May 1 2012, 08:09 PM
Spikey meets Ouija Board.


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post May 3 2012, 09:34 AM
After taking an ICBM to the face a second time, the Iron Giant wasn't quite able to reassemble correctly.
I'll bet that Mr. Otaku murdered Coherent Costume Design in the Ugly Convention Hallway with the Defective Robot!


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post May 7 2012, 03:55 PM
When they alchemized those outfits out of paper mache and toilet paper, they didn't realize that 'the thing of equal value that was lost' was quality.

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Whodunnit: "The Brutal Murder of Dr. Quality."


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post May 7 2012, 04:46 PM
Me Shitlock! Me Dinobot the other Dinobots no talk about!

What's next, a movie based on Battlesh--oh. Wait. Fuck.

"Wizard of Oz: Turn off the Dark" thankfully never made it past the planning stages.
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post May 9 2012, 01:23 AM
Oh right, this thing... Damn. I could really use a break right now, so let's do this: I'll leave the poll open until next Wednesday so you folks have a full week to pick your favorite caption out of the finalists, then we'll start fresh with CCC #119 on the 19th. That seems pretty fitting, anyhow. We all like that plan? Okay. Good.


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post May 17 2012, 10:58 PM
Okay folks, that'll do it for the voting period. We're wrapping a little later than I intended, but I was busy making hit records and licking champagne off of supermodels' breasts all week. In any case, it looks as though CCC #118 officially goes to Gustav! Congratulations, man. In honor of your victory, here's the logo of a German restaurant chain:

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As for the rest of you losers, thanks for writing all those great captions and taking some time to vote in the poll. That was real classy of you folks, and I mean that. Now, take a breather and prepare your bodies for more cosplay craziness when the CCC resumes this Saturday!


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post May 18 2012, 05:08 AM
Holy shit, I won on my first try?
Not bad.


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