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 Master of AFTER
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 Hit the world spinning darker.  Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male  |
 Apr 28 2012, 09:17 PM
Welcome, one and all, to Cosplay Caption Contest #118! Did you guys know that, in mathematics, 118 is the smallest n such that the range n, n + 1, ... 4n/3 contains at least one prime from each of these forms: 4x + 1, 4x - 1, 6x + 1 and 6x - 1? Well, it is. And if you thought that little factoid was confusing, just wait until you get a good look at THIS:
 This contest's winning caption is... I'll bet that Mr. Otaku murdered Coherent Costume Design in the Ugly Convention Hallway with the Defective Robot! Congratulations, Gustav! --------------------  You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
  
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Waffleman
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 Where's the mask, Araki?  Group: Members Posts: 938 Joined: 14-August 10 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Member No.: 372 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 12:18 AM
This cosplayer killed Alphonse at the con with the paper-mache.
Dude, you got some toilet paper hanging out of your crotch. The Phantom of the Opera falls on hard times and has to make con appearances. -------------------- Latest mock:
My Little Unicorn Chapter 19 Current mocks: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing, Kamen Rider Kaze, If I Was Your Nazi (Group Mock) Coming back soon: No More Heroes: Naruto's Story Completed mocks: What as StrangeCute Love, No More Eros, Infernape's Tickle Torture, Triangle, Fallout: Equestria Chapters 7, 13 |
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Maniak
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 I will mock all the fanfics in the TRI STATE AREA!!! Group: Members Posts: 3,168 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 345 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 02:16 AM
After a year long hunt, Robocops japanese colleague finally managed to capture the Clue murder at Anicon, where he was just trying to kill the awful Taokaka cosplayer in the background with a knife, while being dressed as butler the moment she entered the AMV workshop room.
Let`s see, we got cosplay based on Transformers, My little Pony, He-Man, now even Clue... I bet the next assraped toy franchise will be Monopoly, for which everyone dresses up like Donald Trump cosplaying the lovechild of Scrooge McDuck and Uncle Pennybags. The Blazblue cosplayer in the background is suddenly less embarassed about her cosplay, after she saw the walking paper mache tin giant and the bad asbro advertisement. -------------------- It ain`t no mystery, if it`s politics or history; the thing you gotta know is, everything is showbiz
Alles was entsteht, ist wert das es zugrunde geht. |
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DraculaMarth
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 I know a thing or two about science Group: Members Posts: 1,414 Joined: 23-June 10 From: The ozarks of Southfield, MI Member No.: 348 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 04:21 AM
The Speedrun of "The Wizard of Oz" turned out to be justified after art for the Tin Man was revealed.
-------------------- QUOTE (Dakari-King Mykan) No one sucks my cock, I forbid it! QUOTE (Howlitzer) He'll be missing a melon and a head when a nigga gets the munchies. Y'all white folks better hold me back |
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JakAttack
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 Picker, Grinner, Lover, Sinner. Group: Members Posts: 861 Joined: 30-November 10 From: the creative minds that brought you "Spaceballs"... Member No.: 412 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 12:33 PM
Seen here: Tin Man getting his heart, Lion getting
-------------------- You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead. A city of Ghosts. Beneath a blood-red cloud...a bright, shining monument reaching out, luring treasure hunters to their doom. An illusion. A promise that you can change your fortunes. Begin again.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go. QUOTE (Ryan King @ from "Go On") A player I don't care about on a team I really don't care about dropped a ball last night and I couldn't sleep. It's easy to care about things that matter - war, hunger, pestilence...is that a thing? Pestilence. Pestilence...pestilence. I see it as a triumph of the human spirit to be able to care so completely about something frivelous. |
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xoxjoanxox
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 WEELEE! Group: Members Posts: 3,402 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Apr 29 2012, 01:04 PM
Since the last attempt at raising the dead failed, Al turned to Ouija boards.
--------------------  ~Morning. |
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Bitch_Please
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 Tactful as Sexual Intercourse. Group: Members Posts: 1,291 Joined: 14-March 12 Member No.: 622 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 03:46 PM
These 2 made a deal, Al gets help getting his body back, and Al helps the other guy get laid. Both tasks will be very difficult.
-------------------- QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jun 12 2011, 12:26 AM)  ( o ) ( o ) My contributions to this thread. |
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Zana
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 Whoops Group: Members Posts: 480 Joined: 17-June 11 From: Under there. Member No.: 496 Gender: Female |
Apr 29 2012, 04:02 PM
The Parker Bros. make a misguided attempt to advertise to otaku.
-------------------- Grammar is the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit."
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Max-Vader
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 Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,119 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 04:05 PM
Guys, this isn't how you do a booster-draft in Magic: The Gathering...
The new Clue-characters from left to right: Colonel Clustered, Mrs. Shite, Reverend Query-keen and Miss Piglet. --------------------  TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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DeanTheAdequate
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 Drunken Mage Group: Members Posts: 460 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Apr 29 2012, 08:32 PM
I had high hopes for the last Batman movie until I saw these designs for "The Riddler", "Mr. Freeze" and "Egghead"
Wondercon 2012! Where the ugliest costumes gather to meet on the ugliest carpet! I hate arts and craft day at the "School of the talentless" -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?  |
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Douchenozzle Hunter Jack
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Apr 29 2012, 09:12 PM
FullMetal Alchemist: Where Are They Now? Ed, forty-six years old, in a van down by the river, muttering homophobic remarks towards his brother and cowering away from a half-empty box labeled "Milton-Bradley Classics".
"Not to worry, I'm sure the wizard will give us a couple of brains & the key to the...oh, wait, we're COSPLAYERS...damn, I forgot." The most interesting thing in this photo is the goggle-clad tranny in the back creeping on the furry. Focus on anything else & you'll go blind. -------------------- ...& that's how babies are made.
~"I don't hate you 'cos you're fat. You're just fat 'cos I hate you."~ PROUD TO BE A BRITISH CIGAR. |
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Airrider
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 Flavored With Real Sumeragi Extract Group: Members Posts: 205 Joined: 7-February 12 Member No.: 605 Gender: Male |
May 1 2012, 08:45 AM
I still dunno whodunit, but the victim was clearly good taste.
-------------------- Riffings On Hold:
Twisted Metal: Anime Ambush Ongoing Riffings: Child Seed DID WARS Supplementary Material The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle Completed Riffings: Bad Memories Swansong Nameless Planetarian Lemon Little Bakery Of Horrors Concrete And Wolf DID WARS Star Destroyers Rampant "The SDR-5V Spider introduces the Inner Sphere to the future of battlefield fleeing. Blasts, barrages, or bombardments; when running isn't good enough, be good enough to Run Big." ~Zack Parsons of SomethingAwful, Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 |
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#13
Agnitio Ex Machina
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 going places Group: Members Posts: 2,438 Joined: 7-March 12 From: Californication Member No.: 620 Gender: Male |
May 1 2012, 08:09 PM
Spikey meets Ouija Board.
--------------------  QUOTE (Al_Cone) I don't think you thought this one through, Machinavelli. |
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Gustav
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 Member Group: Banned Posts: 24 Joined: 27-April 12 From: Canada, eh? Member No.: 638 Gender: Male |
May 3 2012, 09:34 AM
After taking an ICBM to the face a second time, the Iron Giant wasn't quite able to reassemble correctly.
I'll bet that Mr. Otaku murdered Coherent Costume Design in the Ugly Convention Hallway with the Defective Robot! -------------------- Proud and so glorious
Standing before of us Our souls will shine bright in the sky! When united we come To the land of the sun With the heart of a dragon we ride! |
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Paragon
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 Just floating through space Group: Members Posts: 672 Joined: 22-February 12 From: America Member No.: 612 Gender: Female |
May 7 2012, 03:55 PM
When they alchemized those outfits out of paper mache and toilet paper, they didn't realize that 'the thing of equal value that was lost' was quality.
or Whodunnit: "The Brutal Murder of Dr. Quality." -------------------- -Mocks:
---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1 ---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 ---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final) ---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1 |
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Deceiver
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 16-June 11 Member No.: 495 Gender: Male |
May 7 2012, 04:46 PM
Me Shitlock! Me Dinobot the other Dinobots no talk about!
What's next, a movie based on Battlesh--oh. Wait. Fuck. "Wizard of Oz: Turn off the Dark" thankfully never made it past the planning stages. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
May 9 2012, 01:23 AM
Oh right, this thing... Damn. I could really use a break right now, so let's do this: I'll leave the poll open until next Wednesday so you folks have a full week to pick your favorite caption out of the finalists, then we'll start fresh with CCC #119 on the 19th. That seems pretty fitting, anyhow. We all like that plan? Okay. Good.
-------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,359 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
May 17 2012, 10:58 PM
Okay folks, that'll do it for the voting period. We're wrapping a little later than I intended, but I was busy making hit records and licking champagne off of supermodels' breasts all week. In any case, it looks as though CCC #118 officially goes to Gustav! Congratulations, man. In honor of your victory, here's the logo of a German restaurant chain:
 As for the rest of you -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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Gustav
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Member Group: Banned Posts: 24 Joined: 27-April 12 From: Canada, eh? Member No.: 638 Gender: Male |
May 18 2012, 05:08 AM
Holy shit, I won on my first try?
Not bad. -------------------- Proud and so glorious
Standing before of us Our souls will shine bright in the sky! When united we come To the land of the sun With the heart of a dragon we ride! |
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