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post Feb 3 2012, 05:51 PM
The Top Ten Greatest Female Anime Characters Of ALL TIME

As someone who has been watching a lot of Anime, I am just appalled at what the Anime-fandom considers to be good female characters. Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to provide you with THE definitive list of animated female greatness. You are free to disagree with my selections however you like, just bear in mind that I am 100% right and you are 100% wrong. Now with that out of the way, let’s get started.

10. Hinata (Naruto)

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Hinata is a character with an incredible depth and complexity behind her. She struggles against her brother who has far superior skills despite his lower bloodline and who resents her for being born into a higher class of the family. Her love to Naruto is heartbreakingly shown as he is oblivious to her feelings and she never works up the courage to tell him. That is, until she saves him from certain death in the greatest arc the manga had so far and confesses her love to him. This amazing plottwist alone earns her the number ten-spot.

9. Haruko (FLCL)

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The quirky space-girl with an attitude is number nine on this list. From start to finish of FLCL, her antics with Naota are a joy to watch and an endless source of delight for anyone with a sense of humor. Physical violence may be a staple of bad anime comedies, but this series really perfected it by having her beat him with a guitar that is also a rocket launcher. Does it get any more awesome than that? No it doesn’t.

8. Nyu (Elfen Lied)

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Elfen Lied is another one of those animes that often gets dismissed as violent paedophilic garbage by leather-wearing dumbasses who wouldn’t know what an intelligent and deep show was if it bit them in the ass. Honestly, the author even went so far as to write the title of “elf song” in gramatically correct German, which shows how much accuracy and careful planning went into it. When can we see that kind of dedication and quality from someone like Akira Toriyama?! Besides, Nyu is incredibly cute, and that her evil side murdered the protagonists family when he was a child just adds to the tragedy of their forbidden romance. An excellent character.

7. Asuka (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

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Asuka, yet another character with a ‘tude. She is well known for her greatness by now, even though some troglodytes still don’t recognize that her mean streak is part of her deep psychological issues. She can be especially commended for her appearance in the movie at the very beginning, where Shinji gets pushed to the breaking point by her temptations. (Can you believe some people actually BLAME the poor guy over one action that she left him no choice with?!) Over the entire series, she displays significant character development and becomes very sympathetic, so this spot at number seven is well-deserved.

6. Haruhi (Haruhi Suzumiya)

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„I, the Lord, your God, am a jealous God!“ Who would have ever thought that this biblical verse could have significance for an anime? But it does, and Haruhi is certainly quite a jealous girl. Her love for Kyon is one of the major points of the series and the danger that her powers present to reality make him very interested in keeping her interest indeed. Aside from the romance amidst danger, Haruhi also gets her friends in a lot of entertaining adventures and even does a rock concert in a bunny outfit at one point! Truly a character worthy of the Gods.

5. Rin (Kodomo no Jikan)

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At first, Rins affection for her older teacher seems a bit stange, but we soon learn to love her as we get to know more about her past that made her the way she is. The series provides a lot of hilarious jokes and humor throughout, but at it’s heart it really is about the blossoming romance between her and her teacher. She may occasionally tease him, but at her heart she is just a little girl looking for love in this uncaring world, and her plight makes it very hard not to feel with her.

4. Mina Tepez (Dance in the Vampire Bund)

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A crush on your bodyguard is nothing new, but then again, Mina is no ordinary girl, and neither is her protector. Similar to Twilight in some ways, Dance in the Vampire Bund shows us what would happen if Jacob and Renesmee were in a radically different setting. Mina is a very dominant and self-confident character, but what really gives her her depth is her hidden side that she rarely reveals due to how vulnerable she really is. And this confidence and vulnerability have earned her the fourth place.

3. Panty (Panty & Stocking)

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A badass angel sent to earth alongside her sister Stocking, Panty really knows what men want. But she isn’t your typical timid little anime-girl, oh no. Female empowerment has finally arrived in Japan, and it is coming loud and wildly indeed! She is the incarnation of the “I can do whatever I want”-attitude, and has men wrapped around her finger because she doesn’t rely on them in the least bit. And yet, despite the fact that she could have anyone, she chooses the timid little boy who admires her from afar – her one true love! Truly a role-model for women everywhere.

2. Konata (Lucky Star)

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Lucky Star is a series with immense popularity, and who can blame it for that? Even though it already has nail-biting dilemmas, a fascinating plot and interesting characters, the crown jewel of all is still Konata, the little female Otaku we all know and love. Occasionally a bit ditzy, she stumbles through life in her own way and we are just enthralled by it. This is not even getting into her incredible wit or her amazing outfit during the beach-episode. Shine on, you crazy Otaku-diamond.

1. J (Heat Guy J)

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Despite all the incredible selections you just witnessed, there is someone who stands above them all – the true incarnation of femininity. J. The one character who truly shows what being a woman is all about, the character who has everything: smooth skin, beautiful eyes, a fighting ability beyond compare, loyalty, compassion, wisdom and intelligence. I could go on for days, but my point would still be the same: J is the greatest female character of all time. Period.


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post Feb 3 2012, 05:53 PM
I don't know what the fuck the point of this thread is, and I don't care. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.


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post Feb 3 2012, 05:56 PM
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AMAZING~ Good sir, sood sir, u've finally capturde my feelings for these women. nd u included My waifu!


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post Feb 3 2012, 05:58 PM
QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Feb 4 2012, 04:53 AM) *
I don't know what the fuck the point of this thread is, and I don't care. Laughed. My. Ass. Off.

Basically, I started reading IGN's top ten anime characters list and we discussed over Skype how ridiculous this list and some others were. So we came up with the idea that I would write the most ridiculous list of them all.

Then I actually did it.


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post Feb 3 2012, 06:24 PM
Oh come on, I would at least think that that blue haired girl who don't like putting on panties would be at the spot that Panty is at. Otherwise the list is clearly the best list. (Despite the fact that the only anime I seen that was on the list was Naruto, Haruhi Suzumiya, Kodomo no Jikan (ok so I had only read the manga), Panty & Stocking, and Lucky Star.) I need to watch more anime.

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post Feb 3 2012, 06:33 PM
You had me going up until...No, wait, I take that back, the moment I saw Hinata on the number 10 spot, I knew you were doing the ironic dance through parody ally.

And it was glorious.


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post Feb 3 2012, 08:44 PM
I was actually having a less than pleasant day. Then I read this XD


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post Feb 3 2012, 08:48 PM
Excellent trolling mah good man!


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post Feb 4 2012, 04:57 AM
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

How DARE you not put Yoko from Gurren Lagann in there? SHE'S MY WAIFU, YOU KNOW!


Seriously though, awesome trolling


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post Feb 4 2012, 06:09 AM
QUOTE (Kirby2000 @ Feb 4 2012, 04:24 AM) *
Oh come on, I would at least think that that blue haired girl who don't like putting on panties would be at the spot that Panty is at.

Who?

QUOTE (Screaming_Soulcatcher @ Feb 4 2012, 06:48 AM) *
Excellent trolling mah good man!

I wasn't trolling, I was doing...

QUOTE (JakAttack @ Feb 4 2012, 04:33 AM) *
I knew you were doing the ironic dance through parody ally.

...precisely that.


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Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Feb 4 2012, 06:22 AM
(reading this list at 7:30 AM in my bed and thinking at first that this is supposed to be honest)

Mmmh, Hinata seems decent enough... wait a second, Max mentioning something positive about FLCL? Something's wrong- Elfen Lied? NGE? Haruhi? This gotta be trolling.

Agreeing with No. 1 though. J is too manly to be considered male.


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post Feb 4 2012, 07:08 AM
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Feb 4 2012, 04:22 PM) *
Agreeing with No. 1 though. J is too manly to be considered male.

Oh yes, that joke. I admit, it kinda leaves people in the dark because it's based on my own twisted logic. Basically, I made this list get increasingly ridiculous and stupid with each new number. After number two, I thought the apex of idiocy was reached. So I concluded the only way to make a list about the best female characters even more ludicrous than by using shitty female characters is to use their complete opposite - a good male character. (Technically J has no gender, but he's manlier than most characters who do, so there.) Plus, it makes the irony come full circle due to the fact that I'm partially genuine with my gushing about him. So yeah, I've basically unintentionally become Dirk Strider.


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I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal.
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post Feb 4 2012, 07:22 AM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Feb 4 2012, 09:09 AM) *
Who?


The daughter of the main character of Astarotte's Toy.


And I didn't realized that it was a fake until you started to list loli characters in which I was like, "Don't Max hate Kodomo no Jikan...maybe he now like it." Then I knew it was a fake topic when I saw Panty. I was like, "Hold on, Max liking Haruhi and Rin could be possible but there is no way on Earth that Max would ever like Panty until she fully become a better person!"


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post Feb 4 2012, 07:33 AM
QUOTE (Kirby2000 @ Feb 4 2012, 06:22 PM) *
And I didn't realized that it was a fake until you started to list loli characters in which I was like, "Don't Max hate Kodomo no Jikan...maybe he now like it."

My God, some of you really thought I was genuine for a while, even though I made it so dumb? Wait, I think I can make sense of this. I think I have discovered the Anime-version of Poe's Law. "It's impossible to make a parody of anime fanboys that is dumber than the genuine article."


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I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
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post Feb 4 2012, 07:35 AM
Hey, I was still half asleep and got skeptical two entries in.


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post Feb 4 2012, 07:39 AM
QUOTE (P Dot Alex @ Feb 4 2012, 06:35 PM) *
Hey, I was still half asleep and got skeptical two entries in.

Which is precisely two entries too late. tongue.gif


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Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
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post Feb 4 2012, 07:43 AM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Feb 4 2012, 04:39 PM) *
Which is precisely two entries too late. tongue.gif


Knowing Max I was already suspicious the moment I saw Hinata`s face. I mean seriously guys. even if Hinata is still one of the better characters of the garbage called Naruto, the fact that he considered the Pain story arc to be good was the point everyone should have rrelaized what the deal was.

Based on Max taste I have seen so far, he would rather put up Balalaika and Integra on any list.


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post Feb 4 2012, 09:16 AM
QUOTE (Maniak @ Feb 4 2012, 10:43 AM) *
Knowing Max I was already suspicious the moment I saw Hinata`s face. I mean seriously guys. even if Hinata is still one of the better characters of the garbage called Naruto, the fact that he considered the Pain story arc to be good was the point everyone should have rrelaized what the deal was.


Well I mainly watch the anime and I am only on episode 100 of the series the come after Naruto. (Don't have time to look for spelling due to the fact that I am sneaking on here)


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post Feb 4 2012, 09:19 AM
QUOTE (Kirby2000 @ Feb 4 2012, 06:16 PM) *
Well I mainly watch the anime and I am only on episode 100 of the series the come after Naruto. (Don't have time to look for spelling due to the fact that I am sneaking on here)


I read the thing mangawise. Let me put it up like that: The Pain Storyarc is one of the worst storyarcs I have ever read. I would rather watch Panty and Stocking than read this crap again. You know how people call Naruto now the Jesus of the ninja world? That arc is the reason


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post Feb 4 2012, 10:11 AM
I dare you to make a male anime character list now.


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