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post Jan 17 2012, 09:00 PM
QUOTE (Kirby2000 @ Jan 18 2012, 12:57 AM)
Only if after Duke kills Orange he will say, "You were no longer pony!"
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Duke should totally invade one of the scat storylines and say, "What kind of sick motherfucker eats wet faeces?!".
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:06 PM
Dude. Yes.

Lemme just find one in the sea of choices...


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:18 PM
Looking at Al's entry reminded me that I'm actually terrible at writing, looking at various chapters and drawing up blanks also helped with that.

I'll post anything for folks who don't want to go through making an account, though.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:21 PM
Alright, I got some Duke up.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:23 PM
QUOTE (T_K_17 @ Jan 18 2012, 01:18 AM)
Looking at Al's entry reminded me that I'm actually terrible at writing, looking at various chapters and drawing up blanks also helped with that.

I'll post anything for folks who don't want to go through making an account, though.
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Eh, I'm sure anything you could make would STILL be better than the actual story.

BTW, I managed to put out another one. I think it's the first troll chapter so far to actually follow through on our earlier idea of having the proper authorities show up and do their job.
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:24 PM
Duke's in the one where Rarity gets shat upon, if you're wondering.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:26 PM
QUOTE (Newandimprovednobody @ Jan 18 2012, 01:24 AM)
Duke's in the one where Rarity gets shat upon, if you're wondering.
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I just read it. It was...magnificent. Shame about Rarity, but as was pointed out in the chapter, she really was better off dead by that point. And thanks for putting in the line.
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:28 PM
No problem.

I'm saving Kirby's line for one where Duke intervenes in a cannibalism plot...if there are any left.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:31 PM
QUOTE (Newandimprovednobody @ Jan 18 2012, 01:28 AM)
No problem.

I'm saving Kirby's line for one where Duke intervenes in a cannibalism plot...if there are any left.
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If nothing else, perhaps you could find an unused choice on a chapter that's already been worked on.
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:32 PM
Everyone seems to love that line by Ghirahim...


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:33 PM
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Everyone seems to love that line by Ghirahim...
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Indeed. And it did pretty accurately describe my feelings toward this godawful story anyway. I would have used the lesser-known one about ears bleeding, but this one fit better.
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:34 PM
QUOTE (Newandimprovednobody @ Jan 18 2012, 12:21 AM)
Alright, I got some Duke up.
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That was epic!


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:37 PM
I'm adding the chapter "Put her out of Misery."

...I am so adding Annie Wilkes from Misery in there.

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post Jan 17 2012, 09:38 PM
Is there any way for them to revert or remove the additions that we've made?


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:40 PM
I think there is, but for all we know, the proprietor might even find this amusing enough to leave it.
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:41 PM
I hope he does leave it, because this is fuckin' hilarious.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:42 PM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jan 17 2012, 09:38 PM)
Is there any way for them to revert or remove the additions that we've made?
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The admin (in this case Godot) can.


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post Jan 17 2012, 09:43 PM
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And for historical purposes, we repost the chapters we write in this thread.
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Just in case he does delete them.

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post Jan 17 2012, 09:45 PM
Does that mean I should go back and copy-paste my stuff here?
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post Jan 17 2012, 09:46 PM
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Just in case he does delete them.
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Get to it, guys! I'll repost the version that TK posted, partly for posterity, partly because it makes me fall in love with myself a little bit more.

Stan Bush - The Touch

A knock at the door, its foal protective services.

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Berry Punch trotted to the door. Thoughts of the fun she could have with this newcomer raced through her mind as she readied her body for yet another ravishing at the hooves of a willing slave.

She reached the door and pulled it open. "Hello there!" she sang. "Can I help--sweet Celestia!" she gasped, just before her body was burned to a cinder.

"Mommy!" cried Ruby Pinch as she galloped into the living room. "Mommy, what happened?"

A lumbering, bipedal form, his design primarily cube-centric, entered the house. Somehow, despite his gargantuan size (he was several times larger than the average pony), he was able to fit comfortably in the room. It was as though the house's very dimensions warped themselves to suit him better. "Stand aside!" he commanded Ruby Pinch, pointing at her with a finger the size of a carriage. "Orange Cream must be stopped, no matter the cost!"

Hearing this, you entered the room. "My my my, what is all this commotion about?" you asked, licking drops of Silver Spoon from your lips. You froze when you saw the newcomer, your face blanched and your legs grew taut and rickety. "Prime!" you whimpered.

"One shall stand," said Optimus Prime, cocking his particle gun. "One shall fall."

Ruby Pinch watched you as your legs gave out. "W-why throw away your life so recklessly?!" You yelped, in a pitiful attempt at a tone of defiance.

"That's a question you should ask yourself, Orange Cream," growled Optimus.

Sweat beaded on your forehead. Teeth chattered, your heart pounded, and all traces of your libido drifted away into the ether. With nothing left to lose, you rose on your legs and lowered your head. "No!" you cried. "I'll crush you with my bare hooves!" You charged the Autobot, screaming madly in your final stand.

Optimus Prime drew back his arm, balled his hand into a fist and swung down, crushing you into the carpet. Bones cracked and organs liquified, and your final sound was little more than a queer gurgle. The greatest sexual predator in Equestrian history was reduced to little more than a red smear on Optimus Prime's knuckles.

"That was hot, whispered Ruby Pinch.

A compartment on Optimus' chest opened. Setting down his gun, he placed both hands into it and drew out the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. "This nightmare has gone on long enough," he declared. "It's time...to light our darkest hour!"

He pulled the Matrix open, and the light contained within it expanded, covering all of Equestria in its brilliance. A magical thing happened then. All of the ponies who had been butchered, all of the ponies who'd been violated, all of those whose lives had been destroyed by you and your psychopathic ilk, were returned to life. Silver Spoon found herself sitting at home, staring into her vanity mirror. Twist found herself licking a candy cane--a simple candy, and nothing more. And as the light faded, Ruby Pinch found herself staring into the eyes of her mother, who smiled tenderly at her foal.

"I remember," Ruby whispered, her eyes watering. "Mommy, I remember--"

"Hush, Pinchy," sobbed Berry Punch. She pulled the filly close and kissed her softly on the head. "Mommy loves you so much."

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All of Ponyville turned out to the ceremony. The six bearers of the Elements of Harmony stood on the stage, behind the Mayor at her podium. Beside the Mayor was Equestria's savior himself, the brother from another Hasbro franchise, the legendary Optimus Prime.

"Today, Equestria celebrates the end of an era of darkness, and the dawn of an era of joy!" the Mayor proclaimed. "The terror wrought by Orange Cream, and by those who pushed her toward evil, has been defeated!"

The crowd stomped its applause, cheering and whistling.

"And though we found ourselves unable to resist her pomps," the Mayor continued, "thankfully, by the grace of all that is good, we had a guardian, a champion, a friend, looking after us." She turned to Optimus, smiling broadly. "Thank you, Optimus Prime, for saving Equestria."

"I need no thanks," said Optimus, shaking his head. "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Twilight Sparkle stepped forward. "Regardless, Optimus, your service has not gone unrewarded. Princess Celestia has decreed that you be given the Equestrian Matrix of Friendship." She levitated a dead ringer for the Matrix of Leadership (but with a definite pink heart theme going on) into his hands.

"Then I will accept this gift," said Optimus. "And wield it in concert with the Matrix of Leadership...'til all are one."

"'Til all are one!" the crowd cheered. They turned his words into a chant, shouting it with unfettered joy. And behind the distant mountain where Canterlot perched proudly, the sun rose once more over Equestria.

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