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post Dec 15 2011, 10:30 PM
"MR. MUMBLES WHY"


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post Dec 15 2011, 11:01 PM
I still have to watch most of it, but here ine question: Chris girlfriend is a government agent. And he has seen her work on chemical warfar stuff while otherwise not knowing about stuff like her defusing an atom bomb in Washington. So, how much does he really know about her work?

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post Dec 15 2011, 11:24 PM
Only that she does work. He even asks "what DO you do, anyway?" She brushes off the question, and he never asks again.

Also, there is something simultaneously adorable and fucked-up about Dan and Mr. Mumbles. The whole "this horrible human being wuvs his wittwe kitty and kitty wuvs him" thing is funny, to me.

Particularly in Dan vs. The Magician.

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post Dec 15 2011, 11:25 PM
It's official. I must watch this show forever and ever.


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post Dec 16 2011, 06:22 PM
"Who are you?

"I'm General... Anesthetic."


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post Dec 16 2011, 06:52 PM
QUOTE (Viashino_wizard @ Dec 16 2011, 07:22 PM)
"Who are you?

"I'm General... Anesthetic."
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That's one of my favorite episodes.

"You don't hang up on me! I hang up on you! *Dials Elise back and hangs up* Some people are so rude!"


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post Dec 18 2011, 02:50 AM
"You forgot the most important thing Jeff! Customer service is about the customer! Also you nearly killed me, which is irksome."

i love this showwwwww


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post Dec 18 2011, 03:37 AM
The scene in Dan Vs. Elise's Parents with the tape recorder is hands-down the funniest scene in the entire show.

THE ENTIRE SHOW.

If you haven't seen it yet, you'll know it when you see it. When Dan comes to the police with "evidence," prepare to laugh yourself into a coma.


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post Dec 18 2011, 03:39 AM
QUOTE (Viashino_wizard @ Dec 18 2011, 11:50 AM)
"You forgot the most important thing Jeff! Customer service is about the customer! Also you nearly killed me, which is irksome."

i love this showwwwww
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Not to forget that Jeff was so pathetic, even Dan felt sad for him.
What I really enjoy about the show are also those little genius bonuses thrown in once in a while. E.g. the reference to Athena, when Dan yell about his wrong burger order.


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post Dec 18 2011, 04:32 AM
I like the part in Dan vs. Baseball where the comissioner pulls out some mace and sprays it at Dan, who isn't affected by it so he just turns the can towards the comissioner and he gets sprayed instead. I laughed so hard.

"What took you so long?"

"I had to knock the real guy out, change into his clothes, it takes time."

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post Dec 18 2011, 05:43 AM
QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ Dec 18 2011, 01:32 PM)
I like the part in Dan vs. Baseball where the comissioner pulls out some mace and sprays it at Dan, who isn't affected by it so he just turns the can towards the comissioner and he gets sprayed instead. I laughed so hard.
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And why is he not affected by it? Cause he was mazed so often in life, he became immune to it. *laughs*
Or the part where they demand randsom and are yelling their names over the phone.


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post Dec 18 2011, 12:37 PM
QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Dec 18 2011, 04:37 AM)
The scene in Dan Vs. Elise's Parents with the tape recorder is hands-down the funniest scene in the entire show.

THE ENTIRE SHOW.

If you haven't seen it yet, you'll know it when you see it. When Dan comes to the police with "evidence," prepare to laugh yourself into a coma.
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"We're gonna cupcake him!"


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post Dec 18 2011, 12:51 PM
QUOTE (Viashino_wizard @ Dec 18 2011, 09:37 PM)
"We're gonna cupcake him!"
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Yeah, I know.
...this was a coincidence, wasn`t it?


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post Dec 18 2011, 08:14 PM
QUOTE (Maniak @ Dec 18 2011, 08:43 AM)
And why is he not affected by it? Cause he was mazed so often in life, he became immune to it. *laughs*
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Pretty much.

He got teargassed earlier in that episode, theres a scene with him and Chris eating at Burgerphile while the fumes are still pouring off Dan affecting everyone near him except himself.

He's built up an immunity to the stuff.


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post Dec 18 2011, 10:40 PM
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I just watched the one with the family trip. Oh my god. Was that a bestiality joke in a Hub cartoon?
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I watched this one earlier today; it seemed like a good "first" episode to sit through because I happen to detest camping. I enjoyed it quite a bit. No uncontrollable belly laughs, though I did chuckle a number of times, especially when it came to the implied bear rape. This actually seems like it might be one of the weaker episodes based on what I'm reading, so I'm definitely looking forward to watching more.


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post Dec 18 2011, 10:43 PM
Yeah, the camping one's good, but not as good as some of the others. The bear rape jokes are the best part of that one.


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post Dec 19 2011, 12:29 AM
Everything about the Chris Angel parody in Magician makes me laugh.

"Magiiiiiic!"


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post Dec 19 2011, 02:55 PM
Well suck me sideways...

It seems Dr. Cox from Scrubs played Impostor Dan in Dan Vs. Dan...!

EDIT: Holy shit, that traffic reporter in Traffic was played by Henry Winkler!

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post Dec 19 2011, 04:47 PM
I knew imposter Dan sounded familiar.


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post Dec 25 2011, 06:59 PM
Finally saw Dan Vs. The Mall Santa, which was hilarious (duh). It looks like they got a much bigger budget now. Look at the background in the driving scene compared to season 1.

Nice to see the show getting some love from the big-wigs.


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