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#1061
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 Jun 24 2012, 11:10 AMQUOTE (xoxjoanxox @ Jun 24 2012, 11:42 AM)  At this rate, this might as well become the PA's group mock instead of the Garden of EVA. THAT WAS HUTCH'S FAULT OKAY GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN -------------------- Normal Teenage Life: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (COMPLETE) Mating Season: 1 2 3 4 Fallout: Equestria - A Mare Worth Fighting For Reality Check Soul of a Raven Anthology A Visit Hidden Flame Where Were You? The Distress of Haruhi Suzumiya The Attempt of Haruhi Suzumiya Tales from the Friendzone: Spikeljack |
  
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#1062
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 Killer Queen  Group: Members Posts: 8,107 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 11:22 AM QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jun 24 2012, 09:10 PM) THAT WAS HUTCH'S FAULT OKAY GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN Obviously Hutch was irreplacable and nobody could have done the job except him. --------------------  TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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#1063
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 14-July 11 Member No.: 509 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 11:22 AM
That whole perk thing gets
QUOTE (Yes @ this really exists) Sex: Seeing how we all are adult here... or at least should be a bit into our teenage years, this topic shouldn't be so flabbergasting. After some consideration, I've decided to go with the following rules: Mares in this world will have "seasons". And no, before you go there: They do not become sex craving crazy mares in this period of time... well, maybe the raiders do, but that's beside the point here.They just get a slight desire to reproduce. The equivalence of ex: Seeing a piece of candy over there you kinda like. You don't need it, but it'd be nice to have it. To determine what age your character would be starting to get in her first heat. (aka: become sexually mature) And do note, this is only done if you aim to play younger then 16. If so, then roll a d4 (+/- 1 if you or the GM feels like it) and add 9. This would put your character in the age span of 9-14. Male character roll the same mentioned but add 11, resulting in 11-16. However, I personally hope to Celestia that you will not have to use these rules... or plan to... In either case. A mare is in season for ~3 months. To determine which, roll a D12, and add 2. These 3 months will be it. The chance of pregnancy is the following: If in good condition and health. Make a hard roll against End, +15. If in somewhat rugged condition, not properly fed. Make a hard roll against End. If badly messed up and starving, Make a neigh impossible roll against End. For example, a healthy mare with 10 in End would have a 45 % chance in the first example, while a mare with 5 End would have a 15 % chance in the second example. And a mare with 1 End a 1 % chance in the last example. Magic, chems and "other" things can increase or reduce this chance as well. Or even remove it outright.  The entire nightmare can be viewed here |
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#1064
xoxjoanxox
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 Fedoras everywhere. Group: Members Posts: 3,394 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Jun 24 2012, 11:40 AM
The fuck is this shit, Pokegirls, pony version?
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#1065
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 Extreme Member Group: Members Posts: 1,686 Joined: 15-May 12 Member No.: 647 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 01:48 PM
The bronies write frighteningly detailed rules covering pony sex in their roleplays and they STILL deny up and down that they're horsefuckers.
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#1066
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 The Lancer of AFTER Group: Members Posts: 792 Joined: 13-August 11 From: The annals of history Member No.: 520 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 02:45 PM
And they're actually taking this seriously?
Most TTRPGs I know (Exalted in particular) only do this as a joke. Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea? Simple. NOBODY. -------------------- "I am the bone of my snark...
Courage is my body, and logic is my blood. I have read over a thousand fanfics. Unknown to love, Nor known to hate, Have withstood great mindscrews to read many fanfics... Yet those eyes will never see anything again... So hear me, as I pray... UNLIMITED MOCK WORKS!" QUOTE (Truth) "Who am I? One name you might have for me is the world, or you might call me the universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. I am All, and I am One. So, of course, this also means that I am you. I am the truth of your despair, the inescapable price of your boastfulness." Current Mocks Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's Tag Force 4: Misty Storyline (DISCONTINUED) The War of Megazords VS Gundams (ON HIATUS: 4/27 Complete) Ultima: The Crossing of Universes (ON HIATUS: 5/45 Complete) World League of Cartoon Quidditch (In Progress: 4/74 Complete) LPs Let's Play SD Gundam G Generation Overworld! (Current Mission: A-2) |
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#1067
Dr. O
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 i can't feel my arms Group: Members Posts: 1,577 Joined: 2-February 11 From: trolling for booty Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 04:29 PM QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jun 24 2012, 02:10 PM) THAT WAS HUTCH'S FAULT OKAY GET OFF MY BACK WOMAN You know, you could've just asked me. In retrospect, it's not that bad compared to... Pony Sutra. -------------------- |
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#1068
Zana
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Jun 24 2012, 10:44 PM QUOTE (Coiler @ Jun 24 2012, 12:56 PM) This is hardly a problem unique to this fanfiction. Nor is it a shock that a long, aimless fic has long, aimless chapters. You're right, but for some reason, this shit always baffles me. I should know by now, seeing as I've read enough of the stuff, but apparently I still have trouble thinking in terms of fanfiction or something. QUOTE (Dr. O @ Jun 24 2012, 01:15 PM) It's easy for someone writing a serialized story to decide "people responded really well to this one thing, I'd better put more of that in the next chapter" QUOTE You are more likely to have sexual encounters with specific characters. That explains that. (Or that's what I would like to believe, but Kkat probably fully intended this from the get-go.) -------------------- Grammar is the difference between "knowing your shit" and "knowing you're shit."
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#1069
Al_Cone
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Vice of Raisin Protrusions Group: Moderators Posts: 7,870 Joined: 29-October 07 Member No.: 162 Gender: Male |
Jun 24 2012, 10:56 PM
I think the one comforting fact about the sex scenes is that, for the most part, they're glossed over. They're indicated as having happened, then the story promptly moves on. Sure, we do get unpleasant details about Homage doing things to Lolpip's pony vulva with her tongue, but there's a scene break almost immediately after.
This is, of course, ruined by A Mare Worth Fighting For, which paints the sex scene in excruciating detail; about the only good thing to come out of that ficlet is localized in this thread. On a related note, I think that title is a misnomer, since I hardly see how either Homage or Lolpip could possibly be worth fighting for. Like, I don't think that Mulan and her wacky Chinese army buddies had "lying hypocritical exhibitionist disk jockey" or "borderline sociopathic drug addict" in mind when they were singing about their ideal woman. -------------------- Normal Teenage Life: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (COMPLETE) Mating Season: 1 2 3 4 Fallout: Equestria - A Mare Worth Fighting For Reality Check Soul of a Raven Anthology A Visit Hidden Flame Where Were You? The Distress of Haruhi Suzumiya The Attempt of Haruhi Suzumiya Tales from the Friendzone: Spikeljack |
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#1070
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 America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,656 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jun 25 2012, 12:09 AM
I hate this fucking thing so fucking much...
Expect my chapter soon. Expect it to be within the week. Expect a great deal of sheer, unbridled hate. --------------------  Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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#1071
xoxjoanxox
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Fedoras everywhere. Group: Members Posts: 3,394 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Jun 25 2012, 06:33 AM QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Jun 25 2012, 04:09 AM) I hate this fucking thing so fucking much... Expect my chapter soon. Expect it to be within the week. Expect a great deal of sheer, unbridled hate. I wouldn't expect any less. -------------------- ~Morning. |
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#1072
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,656 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jul 2 2012, 02:36 AM
AH FUCK I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS!
Been so fucking swamped! Cloudscratcher, second Archie application, drawings to sell at Otakon... Hoping to get started soon! -------------------- Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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#1073
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Fedoras everywhere. Group: Members Posts: 3,394 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Jul 2 2012, 04:27 AM QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Jul 2 2012, 06:36 AM) AH FUCK I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS! Been so fucking swamped! Cloudscratcher, second Archie application, drawings to sell at Otakon... Hoping to get started soon! I was wondering where you went. Haha, it's ok. Life first, then FoE mocks. -------------------- ~Morning. |
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#1074
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,656 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jul 3 2012, 04:28 PM
I think I'm gonna have to start taking applications again. Until August, I'm just too swamped.
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#1075
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Vice of Raisin Protrusions Group: Moderators Posts: 7,870 Joined: 29-October 07 Member No.: 162 Gender: Male |
Jul 3 2012, 06:48 PM QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Jul 3 2012, 05:28 PM) I think I'm gonna have to start taking applications again. Until August, I'm just too swamped. I'll do it, if you're not up for this chapter. -------------------- Normal Teenage Life: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (COMPLETE) Mating Season: 1 2 3 4 Fallout: Equestria - A Mare Worth Fighting For Reality Check Soul of a Raven Anthology A Visit Hidden Flame Where Were You? The Distress of Haruhi Suzumiya The Attempt of Haruhi Suzumiya Tales from the Friendzone: Spikeljack |
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#1076
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,656 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jul 3 2012, 08:16 PM
Knock yourself out!
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#1077
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 14-July 11 Member No.: 509 Gender: Male |
Jul 4 2012, 10:32 AM
So I found two videos that seem to fit with this story's seemingly impossible ideals of blending a dark setting with a light one.
Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Of course, those are different in that both are played for laughs, rather than being taken totally seriously, and that they make the difference the whole point of the video, rather than booting up a mod of Fallout 3 where all the characters are ponies and going forward with the game from there as if nothing had happened. |
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#1078
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 I'M ON SPEED, MEGA MAN Group: Members Posts: 4,698 Joined: 29-March 12 Member No.: 626 Gender: Male |
Jul 4 2012, 10:39 AM QUOTE (Coiler @ Jul 4 2012, 08:32 PM) urse, those are different in that both are played for laughs, rather than being taken totally seriously, and that they make the difference the whole point of the video, rather than booting up a mod of Fallout 3 where all the characters are ponies and going forward with the game from there as if nothing had happened. They are also different in that the guys in Monty Python were actually intentionally funny. -------------------- QUOTE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CHANGE MY SIG TO... SOMETHING WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING [12:14:31 AM] Vaya Con Bonglorio: IN A WORLD RULED BY FAGS AND HAGS. IT IS UP TO ONE MAN TO LICK THE DICK [12:14:58 AM] Luke Phifer: AND THAT MAN IS... DEREK JOHNSON! QUOTE ( @ Mar 11 2013, 05:54 AM) This guy is such a faggot that Richard Simmons calls him a fag. This guy is faggier than the members of One Direction wearing pink spandex leotards and dancing to songs from Wicked on a rainbow stage while Johnny Depp rides by on a wooden carriage driven by a team of aqua-green unicorns.  |
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#1079
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i can't feel my arms Group: Members Posts: 1,577 Joined: 2-February 11 From: trolling for booty Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Jul 4 2012, 12:21 PM QUOTE (Coiler @ Jul 4 2012, 01:32 PM) Exhibit B: Counterpoint A: 
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#1080
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America's Sweetheart Group: Moderators Posts: 14,656 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
Jul 4 2012, 12:24 PM
That was stupid, why did you post that?!
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