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[Ash]

Update: Jenni Buller is an American student who went to study abroad in Japan and while she was there she learned lot of new things. Especially how to be a gang boss,

Of course she did. Hell, why didn’t you just make her god?

then she gets a call and her family went to Silent Hill is reported missing so she comes back to the U.S and this is her starting in Silent Hill. Please review. I NEED MOTIVATION PPLS!

Oh jesus, it’s worse than we thought! She can’t even be motivated to spell out the word “peoples”, which isn’t a word anyway.

Oh and jokes in here are nothing personal on anybody=D please don’t get mad.

I’m already mad that you wrote this. Apologize for that instead

Disclaimer: I don’t own any Silent Hill characters…it’s a sad moment of realization for me… oh or Salad Fingers

That’s cool, just ruin everything I love.

Ch.1
I rode my black motorcycle down the road. The sweet air flinging my hair around that wasn’t under my helmet and the nice smell of…wait…what the hell is that smell?

I guess you’re supposed to assume that this isn’t a full helmet, otherwise she wouldn’t smell anything. Unless it IS and she’s smelling her own breath.

It smells like soot and poo. (Thanks Salad Fingers) I ignored the smell and continued on my way until something ran in front of me.

Well there’ve already been four tense changes in the last couple sentences. Promising.

What the…what just happened? I got up from the ground and took off my helmet. My long straight brown hair fell down to my belly button.

Is anyone else imagining Cousin It? Actually, that would make a better story.

I threw my helmet and looked around for my bike…found it…next to a brick wall…that I ran into. “Damn it!” I yelled out loud. Then I felt a sharp pain in my knee. It felt like it was on fire. I looked down at my scraped up knee and smiled. “Too bad this won’t leave a pretty scar like the gang fights in Japan.” I whispered.

Not even into Silent Hill and she’s already insane? Greaaaaat…

But I really do like these jeans, it’s a shame the knees are ruined. I walked over to my motorcycle and grabbed my cell phone, radio, and flash light.

You just happen to carry around a radio on your motorcycle? The flashlight I can kind of understand, but really?

You never know when you’re going to need these types of things. Then I continued on my way into Silent Hill. “Ok Jenni time to get pumped up and find your family! Just ask clerks and other people it will be fine. We both know there’s only one thing in this world that scares you.”

Butterflies

I said aloud to myself. What was this one thing that scared me? The hideous beast that gardeners call angels, the demons that rape your gardens, the things that are blind yet merciless killers to people like me…worms.

Shit, I was close. Worms? Really?

I find worms terrifying! Who wouldn’t with there creepy wiggling bodies? There’s only one thing in this world that scares me and that’s it. I know it’s kinda pathetic for a seventeen year old like me to be scared of that type of thing but give me a break.

So, she’s seventeen and already a gang boss in Japan? I know I’m supposed to suspend my disbelief but… Really?! What, is it like being an actor and as long as you blow the right people you get the job?

I kept walking down the road until I came up to a sign. “Nathan Ave. huh? Ok that’s cool but…WHERES ALL THE PEOPLE!” I turned around in circles over and over again.

Why isn’t she dead yet?! That would have been enough to attract a couple monsters, at least!

“This is bullshit!” I walked into the first store I saw and there was no body in it. “Hello, is anyone here?” I heard a giggle and looked behind the counter. Playing with a Barbie doll was a little blonde girl with her hair in a pony tail. “Excuse me little girl, where is everyone?” I asked softly so I wouldn’t spook her. She looked at me and frowned.

Don’t tell me this is who I think it is.

“There not here if you can’t tell, are you stupid?” I glared back at her
“Here’s some advice. If a guy shows up in a big white van and offers you free candy, get into the van.” I’m usually very nice to children but when they start it they deserve it. Immature? Yes I am.

Our protagonist, everyone!

“Hey brunette dummy, I’m Laura. Who are you?” I turned around as I was about to walk out the door.

Oh for the love of… WHY? What is the point of her being there?!

“I’m probably the most awesome person you will ever meet, A.K.A Jenni.” I said smiling then continued on my way out the door. Goodness children were evil these days, and I thought I was mean when I use to chew gum and put it in my mom’s hair.

…Our protagonist, everyone!

[Waffleman]

How did you get the design documents for the next Silent Hill game?

And I don't think there are gonna be worm monsters in this Silent Hill.

[Crazy4U]

Ugh. I'm not sure if this makes me want to find my own terrible SH fic to mock, or work on this old story of mine that was inspired by SH, just to prove I can wrote better than these dumb asses.
I wish the split worm from SH3 would come and eat this dumb Mary Sue, that that'[ll probably be the one character/monster that doesn't show up.

[Ash]

Ugh.  I'm not sure if this makes me want to find my own terrible SH fic to mock, or work on this old story of mine that was inspired by SH, just to prove I can wrote better than these dumb asses.
I wish the split worm from SH3 would come and eat this dumb Mary Sue, that that'[ll probably be the one character/monster that doesn't show up.

Well if you want to mock an SH fic, I have two others lined up and ready if you want one or want to do a joint mock. One of them is a Heather/PH and the other is a crossover with, get this, Twilight.

This post has been edited by Ash: Oct 24 2011, 11:18 AM

[Crazy4U]

It sounds tempting, but I recently found a L4D fic written by this one girl I knew, so I'm going to have to decline. Good luck with them though. I feel sad knowing Heather's probably going to become a possession Sue though. :c

[Ash]

It sounds tempting, but I recently found a L4D fic written by this one girl I knew, so I'm going to have to decline.  Good luck with them though.  I feel sad knowing Heather's probably going to become a possession Sue though. :c

Ooh, I cant wait to read it. I haven't looked at many L4D fics.



Writers NoteXB: So yeah here’s chapter 2. I’m starting to get writers block so I need to brain storm. Sorry if this sucks.

So what’s your excuse for the last chapter?

Chapter 2
I realized if I spoke what I was thinking out loud that I felt more comfortable. After all there was no one around and who cares if some creeper heard me and said I was crazy. Since when did I start caring about people’s opinions anyway?

We wouldn’t know if you had or hadn’t ever cared in the first place. There is no back story to this character!

And if anyone said other wise I would just pull my knife on them, just kidding just kidding… sorta. When your part of a gang, especially the leader you learn to carry protection in case another gang jumps you and you learn to use your surroundings to your benefit.

And how many gangs has this author been in? I’m pretty sure the leader has at least a couple body guards, so they’d be lax about protecting themselves. But hey, what do I know? I’ve never been in a gang.

Then I heard a clank and another then a thump and a scrape. I turned around and this giant dude with a pyramid head and a giant sword came out from an ally way.

Why is he in this?! Is he the physical representation of her fear of worms?

I completely ignored him and looked only at the sword. “Amazing +_+”

I absolutely hate when people add emoticons into stories. It’s fucking ugly and lazy. You couldn’t typed out, '“Amazing,” I said, almost drooling over the enormous knife.'?

He must have not seen me because he continued right past me threw the thick fog. I really want a piggy back ride from him.

Please, please, please murder her.

I did an evil grin then ran towards his back and jumped on. I wrapped my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck.

…One does not simply jump on PH’s back.

He stood still for a moment and I realized this dude smelled awful.

He’s probably crawling with STD’s too, considering the things he does to mannequins.

He stood there for a couple of minutes while I sung Sweet Home Alabama in his would be ear and continued on.

Oh, sorry, for a brief moment I’d hoped that he would just FUCKING MURDER HER, but I forgot that she’s a Mary Sue, and everything loves her.

I did some small talk and told him he was the only human I’ve seen in this town and I was happy about his company and thankful for him carrying me.

I would never let him touch me. I’ve seen where his hands have been.

I saw something that looked like a pair of woman’s legs balanced on another pair of woman’s legs and fell silent. “What is that buddy?” I whispered. Pyramid then lifted his sword and cut the thing in half.

WHAAAAAT?! No pre-murder raping?! PH what has she done to you?!

It fell to the ground and he picked it up, slammed its body against the wall and started thrusting back and forth…wait…was he raping it with me on his back?

Oh… well that’s better then.

That is some Hannibal Lector shit there.

That… do you even pay attention to anything?! I don’t remember Hannibal raping anyone. I’m pretty sure he’d think that was beneath him.

I jumped off his back and ran the opposite way of him. What’s wrong with him, he’s defiantly not human.

LOL! I love it when people misspell ‘definitely’. Yes PH is saying ‘NO!’ to being human

I kept running until I felt a pull. Not a physical one but something that just pulls you in. Like light to a bug. The pull was coming from the Brookhaven Hospital. I walked up to the hospital door and reached my hand out in slow motion to give the readers a bit of an ooooooohhh that’s creepy feeling.

Please stop trying to break the fourth wall. You’re so bad at it…

Then when I reached the handle I walked in at my normal pace. I looked around the hospital; the walls were all red and looked like they were covered in soot and poo.

Ha! Get it?! From the first chapter?! Hilarious every time.

Just kidding just kidding they looked like they were covered in blood and rust…maybe some guts.

Except not really till it changes to Silent Hill hell, but whatever. I mean there’s a little, yeah, but mostly it just looks like a decaying old building.

“YAY A MAP! A MAP!” I ran over to the wall and looked at the map. It showed all the room and corridors.

Generally what a map does, yes.

“You’ll come in handy, especially when I need to use the bathroom.” I ripped the map of the wall and folded it nicely and put it in my back pocket.

Because there are no such things as restroom signs.

“No need to get so excited over a map you freak.” I turned around and saw…

Nurses can speak?!

Cliff hanger. Review and tell me who you want it to be. She needs a companion and I can’t decide so review peoples.

I know how it ends, and none of us will like it.
Thank god there’s only one more chapter of this…

[Waffleman]

SO I WAS A GANGSTER IN JAPAN AND THEN I WENT TO SILENT HILL AND PYRAMID HEAD GAVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE BECAUSE I'M AWESOME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[Ash]

SO I WAS A GANGSTER IN JAPAN AND THEN I WENT TO SILENT HILL AND PYRAMID HEAD GAVE ME A PIGGY BACK RIDE BECAUSE I'M AWESOME UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

I love you

[Ash]

Last chapter

Ok here’s Chapter 3! Enjoy!

I will, because it’s the last chapter.

Whipping my body around fast I lost balance and fell on whoever just called me a freak. We landed on the ground, and are heads fell forward…we were kissing.

That happens to me all the time.

I jumped off the person as fast as I could and stood up straight brushing myself off. “Hello, I’m Heather and you are?” the person spoke quietly but calm.

Pretty sure Heather’d be flipping her shit right about now. Also, didn’t SH 2 take place a few years before SH 3? So… how is child Laura and Heather there at the same time? LOGIC SAYS NO.

Looking up I could see Heather, her short blonde hair was a little dirty and her green skirt and white vest had blood stains. “Hello Heather, I’m Jenni and I do believe we just shared a lesbian kiss.” I said grinning. She smiled slightly and gave me the nod.

I imagine this scene would go more like this:
Jenni: We totally just kissed OMG!
Heather: …Who the hell are you?!
Jenni: I’m Mary Su- I mean Jenni! I cant believe we just kissed!!!
Heather: …Okay I’m going to go over here, and you stay away from me, freak! *RUNS*

“What are you doing here Jenni?” I looked her over one more time. Should I really trust her?

The better question is should she trust you?

Usually when you see someone who just looked like they came out of a killing orgy your run, not hang out with the person but…Why not? Most of my gang was covered in blood and carried around pipes.

…I just… what relevance does her being a gang leader have, anyway? It doesn’t contribute to her character in any way.

“My mom, dad, hamster, and ummm…oh yeah older brother went missing here. I decided I would look around and try to find them.” I gave her the nod back.

I love that whoever took her family, took the hamster too. It’s like they saw the little furry blob and thought ‘You know, that’s a potential witness. Better take it too, just to be safe.’

“What about you?”
“This bitch named Claudia killed my father and I came back to get revenge for what she did. I will hunt her down till I draw my very last breath!” she said angrily back.

And then she gave birth to the god right then and there. And Jenni freaked out and was murdered by PH. And then the story was over.

O.o…”Ummm…O.o…I better get going, I would like to cover the whole town before night falls.”

Lazy writing!!! >:(

I said while slowly backing away. This chick was crazy; she’s probably one of those people who would punch a sleeping person square in the face.

Or… her father was murdered so she’s seeking revenge? Way to have empathy, Jenni.

“Wait Jenni! Do you really want to go walking around by yourself? It’s dangerous and last time I checked there was no night here.

Wouldn’t night be more dangerous?

I think it would be safer to stick together.” She said leaning from one foot to the forth. About to reach for the door handle I turned around, she did have a point after all.

…The first smart thing she’s done.

I don’t want the steroid doing pervert that rapes things while giving cute girls piggy back rides to come after me…but what about that little girl…Laura? Was she safe? Pshhhhh…I hope not, maybe I should tie a steak to her neck.

…Our protagonist, everyone! Goddamn.

“Yeah, I agree. You watch my ass I watch yours.” Heather nodded her head and we continued. “By the way where are we going?” she turned towards me and frowned.
“I dunno, I just follow my instinct. You should follow yours too and we can see where it takes us.”

Oh Heather, what happened to finding Leonard? Did your accidental kiss erase your memory?

“ummmm….Heather, I don’t think that’s such a good idea. The only instinct I have is when there’s a yaoi scene happening somewhere.

What.

I always happen to walk in during the moment it’s getting the most heated.”

WHAT.

She looked over at me and shook her head in disbelief.
“What are the odds of you seeing two men having sex in Silent Hill? Impossible almost, you’re more likely to see Jabba the Hut and a hobbit getting it on. “We looked at each other and burst out laughing. Our laughter died down and I felt a pull to one of the hospital room doors. Maybe this is what she meant when she said follow your instinct.

Oh please don’t do what I know you’re going to do…

“Hey.” I said looking at Heather. “I feel a pull, should I follow my instinct Master Yoda?” She nodded her head slowly and I reached for the door handle to the examiners room. I will probably regret this but at least I will know if my instincts only lead me to yaoi.

You are the worst of all the people. And I have read some AWFUL fanfics.

I turned the door handle and slowly and peeked in. On one of the examining tables a blond guy was on naked on all fours getting rammed in the ass by the dude on steroids.

WHAT.
I can only assume James lost the battle against PH in the apartment building.

Anyway, it was terrible and now it’s over.

[The Chosen]

This is the worst possible person to be a Silent Hill protagonist.

[Waffleman]

Welp, never found my family, but I kissed a girl and saw two men doing it. So all in all, it was a pretty sugoi day.

[KillerLoli]

Like the yakuza would really let some stupid foreigner become their leader. Pull the other one.

[Ash]

Like the yakuza would really let some stupid foreigner become their leader. Pull the other one.

Not to mention she's a woman. AND still in her teens I think.

[Waffleman]

I thought she meant the high school delinquent kind of gangster, like Cromartie High.