Horrific World of Warcraft adult fic, One Night in the Swamp Fic Options

[KillerLoli]

This is one horrible World of Warcraft fic I found on adultfanfiction.net. It involves a Draenei taking a stroll through the Swamp of Sorrows and meeting a Murloc who wants to rape her. He tries and his attempted rape goes horribly wrong.

For a Draenei maiden, Zurga was quite comely.

Of course, she lived in a swamp, so she didn't have much competition in the looks category.

Her flat slablike nose was as delicate as that of a Draenei goddess, and her oatmeal-colored jowls only hung down one centimeter.

However, despite being beautiful, Zurga had self-esteem issues and was addicted to the knife. She had blown most of her gold on plastic surgery and Botox, which left her unable to smile or blink her right eye.

All of the young Draenei males in Zurga's village lusted after her.

It was a small village, so their only other options were courting Zurga or her twin sister Durga, who had halitosis and hairy warts on her face.

Draenei are not a bashful folk, usually wearing as little as possible, and when Zurga walked past a group of fellows their shabby loincloths often fell aside to reveal a stout and knobbly Draenei erection.

And every time they would do that, the Draenei children would cry and the naked men would beaten soundly by the mothers of the village. Despite the beatings, the group of horny idiots would always try to woo Zurga again.

Zurga always giggled at these displays.

She was unimpressed at their meagre erections and would ridicule them in front of everyone.

She was a chaste and virgin maiden, but she was pleased by the sight of all those ribbed and vaguely ovoid Draenei pissholes staring at her like a row of dark and lustful eyes.

To her, it mean she had a crowd of suckers willing to shell out their precious gold in exchange for one sight of a nipple.

Though Zurga had never been with a lusty fellow before, she was reaching the peak of her fertility and the urge to copulate was growing nigh unbearable.

Unfortunately, the men of the village grew tired of her catty remarks and began to ignore her. Desperate for sex, Zurga had to copulate with old men to get her fix and use her hands.

Zurga's sweetly pebbled pussy flaps hung low and flushed a pearly pink, waving to and fro like delicate flags, calculated to draw the fellows to her.

Angered by male rejection, she turned to the dark arts to satisfy her libido by conjuring up incubi to pleasure her, but they would also leave her afterwards. So she enchanted her crotch and hypnotized the men to be her sex slaves.

Zurga had learned to masturbate by thrusting one of her thick fingers into her love hole all the way to the second swollen knuckle.

All she managed to do though was get her finger stuck and no amount of tugging could remove it. She ended up spending an embarrassing night at the ER explaining her situation. After her ordeal, she swore off masturbation all together and used her sex slaves to satisfy her needs.

Her clitoris was small and rough, like knot in the bark of a tree trunk.

It also had small twigs growing out of it. Zurga had been to every doctor she could find, but all of them were baffled at her strange condition.

On one particularly fine autumn day, Zurga was going for a stroll in the swamp by her home in the Swamp of Sorrows.

She was looking for a tree surgeon to cut off the branches growing out of her nether regions. It was quite annoying having to pick bark out of her underwear every day.

The heady musk of fetid swamp water filled her with contentment.

Zurga liked to take baths in muddy swamp water full of mosquito larva and crocodiles. It was her second favorite hobby, next to taunting the villagers and shooting at Murlocs with a BB gun.

In Zurga's opinion, there was no more beautiful place in the world.

Of course, any place would look beautiful compared to the slums and crack houses which she called home.

She daydreamed as she walked, thinking of a certain handsome Draenei male back home.

To deal with the loneliness of her single life, Zurga had made up an imaginary boyfriend named Sturga who somebody would ride up on a white swamp jaguar and take her to Paris.

They had shared a few kisses, and last night Zurga had even let him fondle her baggy moss-colored breasts.

In reality, she had actually fondled her own breasts and made out with a mannequin designed to look like Sturga, her Prince Charming.

Her sagging cuntflaps moistened at the thought of his strong, rough hands expertly pinching her wide dark nipples.

This public display of masturbation was observed by a village chief who muttered to herself about young people of today having no respect for traditional morals.

Zurga was a good Draenei girl, and she wouldn't go all the way without a proposal of marriage, but tonight she thought she might let him use his flabby lips on her briny she-folds.



Unfortunately for Zurga, someone with vile intentions was watching her from the muck.

It was a ninja assassin sent by the village chief to kill her for bringing dishonor to their village and seducing the men.

Lord Slickfin was a fierce and horny murloc, the veteran of many battles.

Most of the battles consisted of Orcs throwing spears at him for amusement and the Murloc trying futility to bite their ankles.

His tribe had lived along the coast for many years before a party of horrid, monstrous orcs wiped them out.

Lord Slickfin had survived by begging the orcs not to kill him and then blubbering like a baby. The orcs disgusted by this cowardly display left him, laughing all the way. Since then, Slickfin has lived out of his car, driving from town to town. He was rejected by the Murlocs because of his cowardly acts and is now a drifter.

Wounded and half-maddened by his loss, Lord Slickfin roamed the dreary marshes alone, seeking his revenge.

His plan was fool-proof, he would sneak up to a group of drunken Orcs and draw dicks on their faces with permanent marker. The final humiliation would occur when he posted the pictures on HordeSpace.

He had never before seen a Draenei, and to his confused mind Zurga's pale greenish skin and peculiar slumping walk marked her as an orc.

Of course, Slickfin had myopia, so everything looked like a green blur to him.

Rage filled Lord Slickfin's mind as a furious and uncompromising arousal filled his cold loins.



Gibbering fiercely, Slickfin charged forth and sank his teeth into Zurga's meaty calf.

To Zurga, however, his small bite just felt like a mosquito stinging her and she shrugged it off.

She bawled in pain and fear, falling on her flat bum in the muck.

Zurga: Ow, that was a really big mosquito!

With a victorious wail, Slickfin opened his mouth wide and began to rip at her flesh.

Slickfin had gotten his fangs stuck in Zurga's thick leg and he hoped he could bite his way to freedom.

A problem soon became apparent to the murloc Lord: Zurga's skin was simply too thick for his fangs to penetrate!

He then lost all of his teeth in her thick leg and left humiliated and toothless.

Though his bites hurt the tender maiden, no wound that Slickfin inflicted was deeper than a scratch.

If she cried this much from a scratch, I wonder how she acts when she gets a paper cut?

The fishman sat back on his haunches and gazed at Zurga, perplexed.

Slickfin: How the hell I am going to get my teeth out of her leg?

The orcs that had destroyed his people were much easier to bite than this.

Their skin was made of rice paper.

Perhaps the threatening beast wasn't an orc after all.



Just as he had decided to attempt to communicate with the creature, an enticing smell drifted to his nostrils.

It was the scent of the beef jerky Zurga had smeared all over her body to attract men.

It smelled of sweet brine, slightly decayed pork, and blubbery fish counts.

That Zurga's perfume you're smelling. It's called Eau de Nausea.

It was truly a heavenly smell. Slickfin gazed at the mysterious opening between the fallen Draenei's thighs.

Slickfin: So, that's where my lost car keys ended up! Wow, it's like a cave system in there!

The cavern was mottled brown and pink, with strange wrinkles and folds in it like the trunk of a diseased tree.

That's the case of Dutch Elm Disease Zurga got from that sexual encounter with an Ancient at the Blue Recluse in Stormwind.

Slickfin had never been more aroused.

Yeah, nothing is more erotic then the smell of low tide and rotting meat.

Without a second moment's thought, he shoved his broad head between Zurga's thighs and began to suck and nibble at her leaky pussy.

He was hoping to recover his lost car keys with his tongue. Also, he wanted to explore her cavernous vagina to look for treasure.

Zurga was too frightened to move. She had never seen a murloc before, though she had heard tales of the savage fish men.

Though the idea of them performing cunnilingus had never occurred in the stories she'd heard.

The little monster didn't seem to be able to hurt her though. When he went for her Draenei-meatflaps, she staggered hastily to her feet and began to limp away from him.

Zurga: Sorry pal, you're not my type. Besides, I've got enough insatiable lovers; I don't need one more.

Her fleshy labia were much softer than the rest of her, and the murloc would be able to bite them right off if he wanted to.

You smell like rotting meat and low tide, I don't think an appetizer is what he's after here. Besides he'd get lost in there if he had sex with you.

Slickfin howled impotently and shook his fists furiously as the sweet princess splashed away.

Slickfin: Come back! I just want my car keys back!

He wanted her reeking honeypot, and he meant to have it.

No, he wants your car keys that mysteriously appeared in your nether regions.

His tiny blue legs pumping furiously, Slickfin raced through the swamp and tackled Zurga once more, sending her crashing face down into a mud puddle.

Slickfin: Look just give me the car keys to my Mercedes and we can forget this whole thing ever happened. I'll take you out to dinner in exchange for my car keys.

Wasting no time with pleasantries, Slickfin thrust his skinny arm up to the elbow in the Draenei's gaping tat.

Slickfin: I know my keys are around here somewhere. I've just got to reach back far around.

His short barbed fishstick was as hard as a small, smegma coated thumbtack.

He still had an erection as a side effect from the cocaine he had snorted off the back of female Murloc. Ever since his village was massacred, Slickfin had used cocaine, alcohol, and cigarettes to numb the pain.

Zurga bellowed in confusion, rolling around in the muck in a vain attempt to dislodge her determined suitor.

Zurga: Get off! I don't have your damn keys!

Though Slickfin's arm was not large enough to cause Zurga any pain, she was horrified at the intrusion.

Zurga: This is the worst gynecology exam I've ever had! I'm suing! See you in court!

Zurga was in luck, though.

Slickfin had finally found his car keys and was withdrawing his arm from her snatch.

The innocent Draenei maiden couldn't figure out how to get rid of the unwanted intruder, but her body did.

It spit the car keys out of her snatch and on to the swamp. The Murloc got in his car and left the swamp immediately.

The once peaceful Draenei had once lived alongside with the barbaric orcs, and they had evolved a mechanism for dealing with such things.

Is it vagina dentata?

Zurga felt a strange jolt of pleasure as hidden sacs deep within the walls of her convulsing womb spat out fat gobs of girlcum.

So it's like the Sarlaac Pit from Star Wars, then? Ewww.

As they coated the murloc's arm and sank into his scales, he screeched in pain.

Slickfin: Eww, cooties! Yuck!

What was happening to him? He yanked his arm from the alluring trap, crying out again as his dissolving fish skin was ripped from his hand and sucked into the hungry love hole.

No, that's the gaping plot hole in this story that's sucking him up.

Zurga, climbing to her feet once more, stared in shock at the murloc. Her rancid pussy juices were steadily eating away his arm.

Zurga: Wow, mom didn't mention this part in the talk we had.

He screamed in pain as they advanced along his arm, reaching towards the shoulder. Feeling a brief surge of pity, Zurga stepped forward. The beast had violated her, but she was a gentle soul, and had no wish to see him suffer such a prolonged and agonizing death.

He assaulted and then raped you. He deserves it!

She pounced on Slickfin, her pussy gaping wide enough to cover his entire body.

It looked like this!



The ravenous pussy mucous that had evolved to fend off boisterous orc cocks poured forth onto the hapless Murloc's chest, rotting away his sternum and internal organs in seconds.

Slickfin's habit of cocaine abuse and years of chain smoking had finally caught up to him.

The beast's shrieks soon turned to thin whistles of agony as his lungs and trachea began to collapse.

Slickfin: I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world!

When she was satisfied that the murloc was dead, Zurga stood up and surveyed his mostly-liquefied corpse with a mix of satisfaction and pity.

Zurga: I lose so many boyfriends that way.

She used the remnants of her loincloth to pick the bits of sizzling murlock flesh from her cunt folds and headed back to the village. It had been an insteresting day, and she still had a steamy night with her new beau planned.

As in, she's going to use her powers to turn the men into a steaming pile of ashes.

This post has been edited by KillerLoli: Oct 4 2011, 07:29 PM

[shiroamasa]

Jesus. What the fuck did I just read?

[oneluckyduck]

I do not really know what to say, so instead I'll just tell you that the mock was pretty damn funny!

[KillerLoli]

Jesus. What the fuck did I just read?

A fic by the author of Squad Broken and New Beginnings. The author like to describe bodily fluids in graphic detail and likes to write about characters being raped.

[KillerLoli]

I do not really know what to say, so instead I'll just tell you that the mock was pretty damn funny!

Thank you.

[KillerLoli]

Next I'll probably mock Sailor Moon: American Kitsune or another Mangogirl fic.

This post has been edited by KillerLoli: Oct 4 2011, 07:47 PM

[oneluckyduck]

Ah, you can respond to multiple people in the same post. It's actually quite easy, you know?

[Protto]

I'm sort of on the fence about whether or not that was just a really shitty trollfic.

[KillerLoli]

I'm sort of on the fence about whether or not that was just a really shitty trollfic.

I honestly don't think it was because this author has done other fics with the same style.

Here's a Silent Hill one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3828434/1/New_Beginnings

and a Warhammer 40,000 K one: http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080385.

Mangogirl has written eighteen fanfics and all of them look like rape and guro fics.

[Protto]

I honestly don't think it was because this author has done other fics with the same style.

Here's a Silent Hill one: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3828434/1/New_Beginnings

and a Warhammer 40,000 K one: http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600080385.

Mangogirl has written eighteen fanfics and all of them look like rape and guro fics.

Ah yes, Mangogirl... I remember now. Why did you make me do that?!

No wonder the title "New Beginnings" and the prose of the story itself sounded so familiar. For a minute I thought it was because it just reminded me of trolls who tried too hard in adding a bunch of shock factors into their fanfics which all end up looking the same.

[Waffleman]

I'm sort of on the fence about whether or not that was just a really shitty trollfic.

No, it was a shitty draeneific.