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post Sep 11 2011, 01:06 PM
Welcome back everybody!

I got something real cool to show you today:



This is Kirby's Epic Yarn for the Nintendo Wii.

The story goes something like this; Kirby's walking around one day when he comes across a strange looking tomato. Being the the gluttonous puffball he is, he sucks it up without question, but it turns out its a trap laid by the evil wizard, Yin-Yarn. Yin Yarn sends Kirby to this parallel world called Patch Land where everything is made of textiles and such, this is part of Yin Yarn's plan to take over Dream Land! In order to stop his evil plot, Kirby teams up with Prince Fluff as they travel together to help stitch Patch Land together and go back to Dream Land.

This game is practically an instant classic. It has everything from simple 2D gameplay (as developed by the same team that made Wario Land: Shake It) pretty music, and a fantastic FANTASTIC aesthetic with the yarn-and-fabric art style.

Its also got a 2-player mode....but I'm actually NOT gonna play this game with you guys.

No, instead I'm just gonna toss this game on this here broken IKEA chair




While I empty the dishwasher



Should be interesting, lets dive in!



By the "Frigidire" kinda makes shitty dishwashers, seriously...



The top rack is barely stable as it is, I know we go through a lot of glasses but still....



With this amazing product, now you can hold ANY liquid you want! Water, juice, soda, vodka, gasoline, horse urine, sulfuric acid the list goes on!



Beer glasses usually go on right side. Lets play a game kids! Is this a beer glass or a regular glass?



The delicate stuff usually goes on top, and if you don't like it I guess you can goe WINE about it to your mother! Ha!



The cabinet of random stuff, well, they make for good salsa dishes.



Sigh....whats the point really, they're just gonna get dirty again...



Heheheh, Coffee Mug Mountain.



Why yes, this a a lovely drawer of death, thank you~! <3



Huhuhuh, Hey Beavis

"Go fork yourself." Get it? huhuhuhuh



I AM MY OWN MONSTER NNNGHNNGGHHGNGH!

I USE A BUTTER KNIFE SO I CAN SLOWLY FEEL THE PAIN!

(by the way, I didn't actually cut myself, thats just a burn from some hot oil that I got on me weeks ago, I don't really have suicidal tendencies)



Okay, thats done.

Well that was kinda fun. Tune in next time when I'll be taking an in depth look at the cult Suda51 classic, Killer 7. Or will I?


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post Sep 11 2011, 01:44 PM
I can't wait for the next installment!


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post Sep 11 2011, 01:48 PM
I think we have the same sponge! <3


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post Sep 11 2011, 02:14 PM
Love your work man.


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post Sep 11 2011, 03:10 PM
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Love your work man.
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post Sep 11 2011, 03:17 PM
You continue to be a dandy gent.


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post Sep 11 2011, 07:14 PM
He's my friend, guys. biggrin.gif


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post Sep 11 2011, 07:37 PM
That was the best LNP ever.


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post Sep 11 2011, 07:43 PM
What the hell man?!

Your dish skills didn't get you extra furniture for your apartment. LAME! No 300 diamond bonus for you.


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post Sep 11 2011, 08:53 PM
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post Sep 11 2011, 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Matto @ Sep 11 2011, 10:43 PM)
What the hell man?!

Your dish skills didn't get you extra furniture for your apartment. LAME! No 300 diamond bonus for you.
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post Sep 11 2011, 09:04 PM
Are there achievements for this game? No? Fuck that shit!


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post Sep 11 2011, 09:06 PM
Your knife drawer is just as messy as ours.


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post Sep 11 2011, 09:06 PM
You know, my eventual joke-LP is going to be a lot more unimpressive because of this. >:(

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post Sep 11 2011, 09:08 PM
Awesome LP, Tonfa! It was hugely entertaining and quite informative to boot. The dishwasher emptying walkthroughs on GameFAQs weren't nearly as helpful as this.


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post Sep 11 2011, 09:11 PM
Why do I keep commenting on this thread? Why? WHY?!
Well, this time it's because we have the same chair. biggrin.gif
Also, you misspelled the dishwashers name! tongue.gif


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I'm gonna work with Ducky
SHE WILL BE THE LITTLEPIP TO MY HOMAGE
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Ducky, go back to twerking. -Everyone on late-night Skype calls.
I'm reasonably sure Germans don't actually have funeral services. They just drink beer and throw the corpse off the cliff. Also, in America, they bake the corpse into hot dogs.-Nihilistic-One
WHY DO WE WEAR CLOTHES? AS A TODAY I'M DONE WITH CLOTHES, [AND] I SHALL SET MANKIND FREEEEEEEEEEEE! -Nihil-One
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post Sep 11 2011, 09:13 PM
QUOTE (oneluckyduck @ Sep 12 2011, 12:06 AM)
You know, my eventual joke-LP is going to be a lot more unimpressive because of this. >:(

;P
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One of these days we should totally not play League of Legends and just talk about hats.


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post Sep 11 2011, 09:14 PM
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Also, you misspelled the dishwashers name! tongue.gif
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I told you, its a piece of shit dishwasher.

It doesn't deserve correct spelling.


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post Sep 11 2011, 10:12 PM
I never can get the high score on this...


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post Sep 12 2011, 12:35 AM
I keep getting game over. What the fuck am I doing wrong?!


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