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Which entry deserves to be named the Ultimate Champion Caption?
Which entry deserves to be named the Ultimate Champion Caption?
The CCC #94 winning caption (written by Meow Mix). [ 2 ] ** [7.41%]
The CCC #95 winning caption (written by Dr. O). [ 4 ] ** [14.81%]
The CCC #96 winning caption (written by Al_Cone). [ 2 ] ** [7.41%]
The CCC #97 winning caption (written by Deceiver). [ 5 ] ** [18.52%]
The CCC #98 winning caption (written by P Dot Alex). [ 6 ] ** [22.22%]
The CCC #100 winning caption (written by Rika Furude). [ 8 ] ** [29.63%]
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post May 21 2011, 03:56 AM
In honor of the fast-approaching milestone of one hundred installments of the Cosplay Caption Contest, I've decided to host a competition where contest winners will go head-to-head in the ultimate battle royale of elite caption creation! If you think you have what it takes to write the greatest caption of all and stand alone atop the golden pedestal of total victory, then read on to find out how to compete and what awaits the last caption author standing...


A Tournament of Caption Champions

The "CCCountdown to 100" competition will be a battle among the best of the best—it is an invitation-only event where entry is granted exclusively to those who have proven themselves worthy in the arena of cosplay caption combat. Seven champions from seven contests will have their achievements pitted against each other in a no-holds-barred free-for-all clash where the bloodthirsty masses will decide who lives and who dies!

The premise is simple: The winning captions from CCC #94 through CCC #100 will be brought together in ONE POLL where members from across the entire forum will be asked to cast their vote for the very best. The caption that wins the public's favor and receives the most votes after one week will be crowned the victor, and its author will know eternal glory as he or she is showered with praise... And twenty dollars of free money to spend on whatever. They. Fucking. Want!

Seven Contests... Seven Winners... Seven Days... ONE Ultimate Champion.


The Spoils of War

In addition to the honor of being permitted to stand upon the hallowed battlefield of true warriors in the Poll of Caption Contest Victories, the one who wins the bloody skirmish and emerges from the chaos with the most votes will come to know a triumph the likes of which will poison the Gods of Captioning with envy. They will be the target of endless accolades and rise to immortality as their username is remembered forever. While they continue to walk the face of this world, they will do so as the owner of untold riches; to their name will be sent a twenty dollar Amazon.com digital gift card!

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How can YOU enter the 'CCCountdown to 100' competition? Simply win one of the Cosplay Caption Contests between #94 and #100 and your winning caption will be automatically entered into the final poll which will take place immediately following the conclusion of CCC #100.

NOTE: Competitors who win multiple contests during the specified period will be given the option of either entering all of their winning captions OR one winning caption of their choice to avoid being potentially handicapped by multiple entries splitting the votes. After all, votes only count toward each individual caption—not the captions' authors themselves!

Good luck in the contests that follow, oh mighty cosplay conquerors!


ENTRANTS:

Cosplay Caption Contest #94: Meow Mix

Cosplay Caption Contest #95: Dr. O

Cosplay Caption Contest #96: Al_Cone

Cosplay Caption Contest #97: Deceiver

Cosplay Caption Contest #98: P Dot Alex

Cosplay Caption Contest #99: Dr. O

Cosplay Caption Contest #100: Rika Furude [WINNER!]


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post May 21 2011, 03:56 AM
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CCC #94 Winning Caption

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Don't worry, she brought another costume. It's under her wig.

- Meow Mix


CCC #95 Winning Caption

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"Gentlemen, I like cosplay. Gentlemen... I love cosplay. I like ladyboys. I like fat chicks. I like nerds. I like gangly teenagers. I like neckbeards. I like cardboard. I like bad dye jobs. I like distressingly tight latex. In conventions, at fan clubs, in the streets, on the internet. I love every aspect of cosplay that takes place on this earth. Gentlemen, I desire a cosplay that is like hell."

- Dr. O


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DAHRING DAHRING PREEAAASE drown in a well and never trouble me again.

- Al_Cone


CCC #97 Winning Caption

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Tragedy was averted when, moments after this photo was taken, the Jaws of Life malfunctioned and scissored the cosplayer in half.

- Deceiver


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There was that one time Charlie Sheen was so stoned that he willingly went to an anime convention. This picture is the only proof.

- P Dot Alex


CCC #99 Winning Caption

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One man's sad attempt at extending the magical girl genre to males. His fur seal is big just thinking about it!

- Rika Furude


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post Aug 13 2011, 07:18 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cosplay Caption Coliseum is now OPEN! With the conclusion of the 100th CCC, we at last have our final selection of winning entries. It's an excellent batch to be sure, and I offer my congratulations all the captioneers who have made it this far.

In accordance with the contest rules, Dr. O has chosen to only enter one of his two winning captions in the final poll. Therefore, spectators will have a total of six winning captions for which they may cast their votes. All of the winning captions along with their target images are on display in the post above this one for easy reference.

The outcome of the final battle is now in your hands, loyal PA Forumites! Please review the entries and cast your vote for the caption you feel is most worthy of achieving total victory. The voting period will remain open until the early AM hours of next Saturday (August 20th) morning. At that time, one member will be named the King or Queen of Captions based on your votes.

Good luck to each of the finalists! May the agony of battle sweeten the sensation of your triumph!


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post Aug 20 2011, 04:37 AM
...And the winner is: Rika Furude! Congratulations, Rika! By bringing shame upon a poorly-dressed social outcast, you have brought glory and honor to the Cosplay Caption Contest! How fitting that the champion caption of the CCCountdown to 100 competition would be the winning entry for the 100th contest. This is the sort of magic that happens when you follow your dreams, folks. Not your dreams of dressing up as the fictional king of an unpopular Digimon pairing, though. I will say, however, that Mykan should be proud, having once again been a part of yet another historic moment in the chronicles of Project AFTER.

Congratulations once again, Rika Furude. In addition to being named the Queen of Captions (a title which grants you zero privileges and abilities), you will also soon be the recipient of a $20 Amazon.com gift certificate! Buy yourself something nice that will act as a reminder of your phenomenal journey to victory.


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post Aug 20 2011, 08:21 AM
Man, I knew I should have made sock puppet accounts and voted my caption.

Just kidding. Congrats to Rika!


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post Aug 20 2011, 08:40 AM
Congratulations, Rika! She earned it.


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post Aug 20 2011, 08:51 AM
Yay! Thank you all!
But kicking logic out and doing the impossible is just how Project AFTER rolls, mii.

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post Aug 20 2011, 09:13 AM
Well then, congratulatio-

QUOTE (Rika Furude @ Aug 20 2011, 06:51 PM)
But kicking logic out and doing the impossible is just how Project AFTER rolls, mii.
Everybody! I know you can believe in yourselves!
If you believe in yourself, you will know how to do cool stuff!
If you don't, you just keep practicing! You will get the hang of it. I know it, nano-desu!
If you keep practicing, you will get the hang of it, and then... you may get better and better at it if you do it!
Thumbs up everybody! For Rock and Roll!
Nipa!
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post Aug 20 2011, 09:24 AM
I'm sad that you didn't like my speech.
Or else that the man in the red suit has a really bad headache. Mii. sad.gif
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post Aug 20 2011, 09:30 AM
QUOTE (Rika Furude @ Aug 20 2011, 07:24 PM)
I'm sad that you didn't like my speech.
Or else that the man in the red suit has a really bad headache. Mii. sad.gif
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It's just that I... how do I put this diplomatically... you act a bit too much like a teenaged weeaboo without any trace of irony. You're actually older than me! Can't you show it just a little bit? that's all I'm asking, really. This is nothing personal, I'm just not a fan of your mannerisms.

And please tell me you were joking when you implied you didn't know who the man I posted is.


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post Aug 20 2011, 09:32 AM
She's pulling your leg, Max.


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post Aug 20 2011, 09:37 AM
QUOTE (Dr. O @ Aug 20 2011, 07:32 PM)
She's pulling your leg, Max.
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Uh, good job? I mean seriously, I don't even know what to say to that. Congratulations on making yourself indistinguishable from an actual idiot? Intentionally acting stupid is still stupid, with the added benefit of pointlessness.


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post Aug 20 2011, 09:43 AM
Troll successful.
http://whentheycry.wikia.com/wiki/Furude_Rika

Also, congratulations Rika!

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post Aug 20 2011, 09:55 AM
QUOTE (AverageGuy @ Aug 20 2011, 07:43 PM)

Well, so much was obvious considering only the Japanese have this wierd-as-fuck habit of ending their sentences with a particular word.


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post Aug 20 2011, 10:11 AM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Aug 20 2011, 01:55 PM)
Well, so much was obvious considering only the Japanese have this wierd-as-fuck habit of ending their sentences with a particular word.
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Hey, I resent that statement. mad.gif

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post Aug 20 2011, 01:07 PM
No, desu.

Congratulations, Rika! I voted for P.Dot Alex because it took a cheap shot at Charlie Sheen, but hey, that's all water under the bridge!


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post Aug 20 2011, 01:15 PM
Woah Rika won. Congratulations!


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post Aug 20 2011, 02:18 PM
Good job Rika-chan! And everyone else, good job~! *pachi-pachi*


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post Aug 20 2011, 05:39 PM
I liked your victory speech, Rika. I appreciate the fact that it was devoid of the kind of stuck-up, elitist ego-stroking you often hear in acceptance speeches at the Academy Awards.

Speaking of awards, your $20 gift certificate to Amazon.com should now be waiting for you in your e-mail inbox. Enjoy!


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