Megamind/Invader Zim crossover
Megamind/Invader Zim crossover
The normal one
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Apr 6 2011, 09:24 PM
So this is a pretty short fic so far and I need something to do while I wait for Tiny J to mock that Author Fighter fic with me.
I'm not really even sure what this fic is about other than the kids of Megamind and Zim I think. I don't know.
Mindy sighed. It was always kind of empty here, all alone, whenever Mrs. Ritchie and Megamind would go out, along with her Mother and Father, Rockelle going out with Elizabeth for something, and Emilia just out with Zig and Stitches, maybe Day, too.
I don't know who any of these people are except Megamind and Roxanne. Not a good start.
She was all alone, considering Megan was off somewhere, terrorizing the town and Rikki was in his cell back in prison.
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
She had tried to call Smidge and a few other "minion" friends of hers who were practically slaves compared to her. She liked going out with them, because she felt it gave her a purpose; a purpose to make them better, make them feel worth something.
Fucking attention whore.
Sighing, she pushed the button on the TV remote, only to find nothing happen.
She tried again.
That is not the sound a dead remote makes.
The lights went out.
"No… No not now! Anything but now! Ahh!"
Screaming prayers into the dead of night, she was terrified. She was a sunshine kind of girl, not a… lonely dark house full of mad-science kind of girl…
"Please, please, oh please Dear Lord don't let anything get me. I'll never ask for anything ever again! I swear!"
That's just the indoor wind.
Her prayers were not answered, but only torn into small pieces as the long, thin silhouette stalked in from the window. Creaking one more from protest at being opened, the window allowed the man to slide through and fall to the floor on his feet with a soft thud.
Wait... I thought he was already in but then he had to open the window to get in again... what?
Mindy shivered. 'No…please, please, please don't let him see me. Please God please, please please…'
Yeah, he's totally not going to see you just standing there in the middle of the room.
Looking up, Mindy saw a pair of big, blue eyes stare at her from the silhouette, and scrunched her face up in confusion.
"Rikki? What are you doing here?"
Was he the one in prison? I haven't really been paying attention.
He didn't say a word. Standing tall and straight, he walked to his bedroom, tears still lingering under his eyes.
Aw a stray emo found his way into her house!
Mindy gasped, eyes widening, as she saw his back.
That 'kick me' sign was made entirely of glitter
Rikki: What are you doing of the kitchen, bitch?!
"Got into a fight," his voice was monotonous. "and Gabe wasn't happy, so she stabbed me in the back. No pun intended."
I would feel bad if I knew who ANY OF THESE PEOPLE WERE
Forcing one cold chuckle, he marched quicker, but Mindy followed him.
"I thought you two were kind of-"
Psychotic? Pimp and ho? In a shitty fic?
"I thought you would have known that by now." He nodded, still emotionless. "But, you should also know that our relationship is a bit…complicated, so to speak."
Uh... I would call it 'assault with a deadly weapon', but if you want to call it complicated then more power to ya.
But, Mindy didn't speak at all as she froze, feet glued to the ground, staring at the 12 year old boy, or more precisely, staring at the blood dripping down his back and legs, leaving a long red trail behind him.
Get the fuck to a hospital! Call 911! Or just end the chapter and make no reference to it in the next chapter, making this a 'Big Lipped Alligator Moment'.
These are short so...
Sigh. "Look at me, Mindy! I'm lice-ta-liss!"
Okay, it was kinda funny when Megamind did it, but that doesn't even remotely sound like listless.
"Ma'am, it's pronounces List-Less."
Actually, it's pronounced "my hand is a dolphin!"
Rolling over on the couch (big mistake) and falling on the floor, Emilia scowled, even after her face hit the floor. "I don't care, Mindy! I just want something to do."
Write yourself a backstory.
"Well," The fish girl tapped her chin vigorously, hoping to cheer her bosses daughter, cousin, and best friend. "We could go out and-"
...Is... is that Minion's daughter? WHY IS SHE ANTHRO?
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
"We could always do something inside."
Emilia rolled her eyes again, peeling her face from the ground. "But, inside is boring."
Not when you have an ANTHRO fish-girl/minion/thing! Seriously, how did that happen?
Mindy laughed. "Not when we have our imaginations!"
"What is this ee-mee-gee-nee-teen?"
Again, that sounds nothing like 'imagination'. And it's not cute, it's just irritating.
"Imagination is something that…well…um… It filters your creativity! And your ideas! So, when you come up with something to build, you use your imagination!"
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
Someone shut that clock up!
You can take your 'imagination' and go ram it up your-
She said every word louder than the last. "I. Have. An. Idea!"
With a happy squeal, she dragged Mindy by the hand into the big laboratory a few miles away.
"But, Ma'am!" Mindy protested. "I thought we weren't going outside!"
Emilia: We go where I say we go, bitch! If I say we go outside, then we fuckin' go outside!
I'll do chapters 3 and 4 later. Hopefully this one will update soon.
This post has been edited by Ash: Apr 6 2011, 09:53 PM
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Apr 8 2011, 07:33 PM
As a lover of both Megamind and Invader Zim, I am very disappoint at this attempt at writing.
Not your mocking, the fanfiction.
Great mocking, By the way.
You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead. A city of Ghosts. Beneath a blood-red cloud...a bright, shining monument reaching out, luring treasure hunters to their doom. An illusion. A promise that you can change your fortunes. Begin again.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part.
It's letting go.
QUOTE (Ryan King @ from "Go On")
A player I don't care about on a team I really don't care about dropped a ball last night and I couldn't sleep. It's easy to care about things that matter - war, hunger, pestilence...is that a thing? Pestilence. Pestilence...pestilence. I see it as a triumph of the human spirit to be able to care so completely about something frivelous.
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Apr 8 2011, 07:44 PM
Fuck, I liked Megamind, too.
Really, we've only seen Megamind's kids so far, but that's all I need to see. This fanfic gets a ಠ_ಠ face from me.
Here I go.
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This post has been edited by Newandimprovednobody: Apr 8 2011, 07:44 PM
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