"A Date with Kurama" by kuramagurl12, Not exactly a fanfic per se... Options

[Kuramastrass]

Once upon a time, I was your typical fangirl. What you are about to read in a little bit is what threw me into a period of such Kurama-obsession that I don't even like to think about it. He was quite literally the Edward to my Bella, that's how bad it was.

This isn't a fanfiction per se, but this is a mockery nonetheless.

To begin, some background information: this is the first installment in a series of quizzes on Quizilla. Before Quizilla started to suck and reformatted itself like twice was when I found it. When I first joined in on this epic adventure, there were... 25 parts exactly, I believe. There are currently 66. It was last updated in 2008, and I was in contact with the authoress at the time, so I have reason to believe it will most likely never be updated again despite its growing popularity.

The first few parts were more quiz-like, then it shifted mostly to story with a few buttons with various appropriate emoticons to click here and there, as though kuramagurl12 didn't understand the story option - or Quizilla didn't have it yet. Anyway, the current revamp of Quizilla turned this into a story (or maybe she did it, I don't know and don't care), so all the options are mashed together with the text, and all of the results are displayed at the end. For your sakes (and for the sake of your eyes), I will mess with the formatting of the options so they stick out from the text if need be.

Oh, this is also told in the second person. To make things easier, I'll throw in a Sue I was writing about the same time as reading the first few. (I would also substitute her instead of me as I was reading, in an attempt to make my obsession just a tiny bit less pathetic. Needless to say, I failed miserably.)

The grammar is horrible, the spelling is even worse, and everything's a text block. The story is pretty cliche, though I think it was the first to do it this way. And she never uses quotation marks. Ever.

Well, I think that's about all you need to know. Let's move on.

As I hope you would expect by now, the white portion of this post is the original, (mostly) unaltered text. My hopelessly unfunny ranting and commentary will be in the lovely color I usually post in.

A Date With Kurama ( Part 1)

Created by kuramagurl12

Tagged: love, guys, demons, kurama, yu

I feel like dying already.

Your family had just moved from America to Japan, your daddy has just got hired there, his job decided that you all needed to relocate so you did.

How convenient.

Also, tense shift. Off to a great start!

You have just been enrolled in Meiou High school, i nice sized school, home to many brilliant students.

And now you. The school's average tests scores are bound to suffer because of this.

You have been wandering the halls for about 5 minutes, completely lost with no idea where you are heading.

You swear you've walked by the water fountain with a retainer lying in it six times already.

You scan the halls for your locker, and you frequently glance at the sheet of paper which contained all your classes and locker combination, also known as your schedule. Unfamiliar faces walk past, occasionally brushing shoulders with you. The halls are packed with students ranging from grade 9-12, you are a first yest student, making you a freshmen.

I tried to look up the definition of yest, but it directed me to yeast.

You decide the best thing to do is to stop and ask someone for help, maybe then you'll be able to find your locker. You take a deep breathe and walk up to a guy with blonde obviously dyed hair. He has large brown eyes, and is wearing a magenta colored uniform just as every other guy here.

Nah, Kyohei's locks are totally natural.

You look down and realize you aren't exactly wearing a uniform,

Well, if you don't count one's birthday suit as a uniform.

more like a cute top and a pair of low-rise jeans. Your hair was pulled into a tight ponytail, and you were wearing a hint of pink shimmering lipgloss.

She makes this self-insertable and is usually vague about descriptions, but I wonder: what if your hair isn't long enough to pull it into a ponytail? Should you be offended?

you guess you should have read the memo you got in the mail. That might have really helped. Oh well it's nothing you can do about it now.^Excuse me.^ you say tapping his shoulder.

You see, this is what she does instead of quotation marks.

He pays you little attention and resumes talking to the girl in front of you. ^ Excuse me, hey i'm talking to you.^ He doesn't even look at you, instead he and the girl just walk off, leaving you rather irritated.

Maybe you should try speaking Japanese, sweetheart, instead of English.

You were about to go give him a piece of your mind but you stopped in your tracks when you felt a gentle touch on your shoulders. ^ Excuse mee missprincess, do you need any help. I will be more than happy to help you. I couldn't help but to over hear you.^

As opposed to under hearing her. Or me. Whatever.

You turn around to see hte most gorgeous boy you have ever laid eyes on. He is unlike any of the other guys here in japan, his looks are completely different.

Psst, spoilers: It's Kurama.

His hair the color of rubies, and his gorgeous emerald eyes, shining brightly. His smile could melt any girls heart in a matter of seconds. How do you reply?

This is where the first paragraph ends. I'm serious. All of that was one paragraph.

thanks. i'm _______ (Samantha)

heck no!! not from you!!

thanks!! hi!!!

i knew ya'll couldn't resist my beauty.

Apparently we are Texans.

^Well i can't seem to find my locker, and it's driving me crazy, i've been searching for like forever.^ you say handing him a paper with you locker number and all of your classes listed.

Apparently this is actually how we reply. Even though this would make no sense if we had chosen to tell him to fuck off.

^Well it seems we have all of our classes together, i'm please to meet you, my name is Shuiichi Minamino, i'm a first year student as well.^

At least she accurately represents how a Japanese person speaks English. (Poppy, if you read this, I love you. <3)

He says grabbing your hand and walking with you down the halls. ^We must hurry or we wil lbe late. I'm quite sure you don't want to be late on your first day here.^ You smile and try to keep up, or else he would be dragging you. Occasionally girls gave you dirty looks as they passed by, i guess he has a fanclub.

4th wall - broken?

you think to yourself. When you finally arrive at your locker you struggle to get it open trying everything from pulling and pushing, to yanking, and kicking. ^ Errr.. it just will not open.^ you say crossing you arms and giving up. ^ What is your combination, let me give it a try.^

Shuiichi: ...star-heart-horseshoe?

you tell him, and then sit back and watch as he quickly opens your locker, giving it the perfect punch. ^ Hey! how did you do they, it wouldn't even budge for me? ^ you ask.

It's because you suck.

^ I guess i just have the magic touch,^ Shuiichi says with a laugh. Shuiichi then grabs you books with one hand and takes hold of your hand with the other. ^ Class starts in a few minutes, if we hurry we can make it there in time. ^You blush slightly. ^ You know you don't have to carry my books.^ you two continue walking. ^ I know, but there is one thing you can do for me in return.^ he replies.

Shuiichi: And if you swallow on top of that, I'll give you five dollars.

^ Huh?^ you answer. ^ Tell me your name.^ he says. ^ Oh i'm sorry, my name is ___________(Samantha) ^ you say with a smile.

Thus rendering the option of introducing yourself with your name utterly pointless. Unless Kurama has short-term memory loss or something.

^ What a lovely name for a gorgeous girl like yourself. you two arrive in front your class, shuiichi walks in in first. you notice all of the girls attention turn towards him. you here a few sighs, and giggles. It was clear ever single girl there was head over heels in love with him.

No no, obsession is not love. Edward taught me that.

^ Wow you sure do have alot of admirers.^ you whisper in his ear. ^ Yes.... Sadly, that is my fanclub. Please sit here next to me. After all today is your first day, the very least I can do i make you feel welcome.^

And to make her/me feel welcome, he basically pits the entire female population against her/me.

Way to go, champ. You're the best.

you smile and take a seat next to him, you notice a few girls dart a glare at you, in return you stick your tongue out at them. how do you reply to shuiichi's offer, do you accept?

Well considering that you just said I/she - fuck it I'm using Samantha - sat down, I'd think -

o.k. thanks.

You're seriously giving us a choice about something you just said happened? Can we control time?

ew. i'd rather be as far away from you as possible.

k!!!! *hugs 'n' tackles*

alright. sugar. see you can't stand being 2 inches away from me.

^ okay^ you say taking a seat next to him,

That wasn't one of the choices! And we already sat down! What is this, the text version of "Last time on (not) Dragon Ball Z"?

you notice his face light up, and you two turn to face the front because class is starting. You first 3 classes pass by quickly and now it is time for lunch. You decide on a slice of pizza along with a slice of chocolate cheesecake with a sprite.

What if the reader is lactose intolerant, huh?

You find a empty table and take a seat. You were jsut about to take a bite out of your pizza but you were interupted by a familiar voice.

Samantha: *sigh* I have to hand it to you, you're one persistent stalker. Moving halfway across the globe would've deterred anybody else.

^Is by any chance this seat taken?^ You look up to see Shuiichi holding what appears to be a lunchbox.He gives you a gorgeous smile, his lovely white teeth sparkling away.

Thankfully I believe this came before (or at least about the same time of) Twilight. We're safe.

You shake your head, and he takes a seat next to you. ^ I hope i'm not interupting your meal.^ he says, opening his black lunchbox revealing a series of unfamiliar foods. ^ No, your not.^ you say. ^Here why don't you give it a try, i made it myself.^ he picks up a shrimp with his chopsticks, and holds it up to your lips, attempting to feed you.

Aww, looks like Kurama noticed Samantha's borderline retarded and is trying to be sensitive to her special needs.

You open your mouth and he places the shrimp inbetween your lips. You smiles and chew, admiring the taste. He's indeed a great cook. ^ Please i'd very much appreciate if you share this with me, I always make more than enough and usually tend to throw the rest away.^ he asks.

That isn't a question.

^ I'd be more than happy, but you'll have to tell me what half this stuff is. See i'm not from here, my family jsut moved to japan.^ you reply. ^Of course, i'll be happy to inform you of japanese meals and customs. Please if you ever need any help, don't hessitate to come ask me. Alright. ^ He says.

Samantha: So, you're Japanese, right? Do you like lolicon?

you say thanks, and continue sharing a meal with the gorgeous red head sitting next to you.

^__^ mmmmm...delicious

I... I think that used to be an option? I can't say for sure because I think emoticons have popped up in the "prose" (I use that term loosely).

After school you decide to walk home, you live pretty close to the school. You turn your head to find shuiichi riding right along side of you. ^Hey would you like a ride?^ he asks, with a smile you just can't say no to.

Like he plastered a puppy onto his face, that's how fucking irresistible that smile is!

^ It's okay, I only live a few blocks away from here.^ You say still walking. ^ No I insist, don't worryu about inconviencing me. okay.^ He say stopping his bike so that you could get no. You walk over and sit on the seat behind him, he of course wasn't sitting down, instead peddling.

You openly and unabashedly stare at his ass.

You wrap your arms around his waist tightly, and lay your head on his back. ^ Well let's get going^ He says putting the bike in motion. You admire the scenery as Shuiichi continues peddling. ^ One of these days, i am going to show you around japan. Would you like that?^ he asks.

Samantha: Um, could you first maybe teach me a little of the language? I only know how to say "Kawaii baka-chan desu." And I don't even know what it means.

^Of course that sounds like fun!^ you say. ^ Glad to hear it.^ He replies. you tell him the directions to your house nad before you know it the bike comes to a stop. He then parks the bike and walks you to your door.^ I've very much enjoyed the time we spent together today, and i was wondering if you would liek to go on a date with me this friday. My treat.^

Oh, gag me. Forced romance is the best.

you can believe your ears and you smile and say yes. You notice the space inbetween start to vanish and you feel his soft lips press against yours. He soon pulls away. ^ I will see you tommorow.^ He walks away leaving you speechless.

0_0 omg he kissed me

that's it for now.

aww.. well i'll wait.

finaly!!!

k!!!!

hmm. not that bad. but my quiz is better.

Not that that's hard to do.

Results time.


kurama is falling in love with you. he would do anything for you, and wishes to go out sometime. good for you. hehe.

Which was said earlier, in the quiz itself. No shit.


you hate kurama!! and kurama can't stand you. why the heck are you even reading this???!!

Very good question.


you scare kurama. and he sees you more of as a friend or a sister. but at times you can be a bit of a fangirl.

Well fangirls are the only people reading this, so.


your too conceited. and you annoy kurama.

I see. That's not what the story itself led me to believe.

...

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?

[Kuramastrass]

Well here I am with part two, already. I have like a million other mocks I could work on, but I don't think I've shown myself just how much I hate myself enough yet today.

a date with kurama (part 2)

Created by kuramagurl12

Tagged: anime, yyh, kurama, yuyuhakusho, bishounen

At least the tags seem to be getting more accurate, I guess.

It's the next morning, since you've met the cute redhead that just so happens to attend the very same school as you.

Yes, it's almost as though it was cliche plot device, or something.

Or maybe it was magic/destiny. That's also possible.

You wake up, take a deep breath and stretch in order for you to wake up. You dart your eyes over at your end table, there sitting is a small piece of notebook paper reading Kurama's address and number.

Not that you understand the Japanese address system yet, and since you're new to town, if you decide to be stupid and try to go there by yourself, you will 100% most definitely get completely lost.

You debate in your head whether or not you want to pay a visit to Shuiichi. Will you appear friendly, or come off as being desperate?

Doesn't matter, in reality. If this was true-to-life, like I said, you'd get totally lost.

"Ah! I made up my mind! I'm going to see him" You shout out loud springing up from your bed, and running over to your closet to pick out something to wear.

I am totally in shock. There are quotation marks.

This is probably a one-time thing though.

After all you have to make a good impression on him; you don't want him to think of you as of some weird foreign girl, with crazy fashion sense; thats the worst case scenario. You sigh scamming through your closet, you never know picking out an outfit could be this hard.

Speaking of the address system, how was Samantha (I'm using that from now on, it'll make things easier) planning on getting home? Does she have a tracking device planted in her or something?

"This doesn't make any sense it shouldn't be this hard to pick out something to wear." You say to yourself. So what do you decide to wear?

A black corset with matching lace around it, a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets, black combat boots, black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner, and red eye shadow.

a blue short sleave v neck shirt with blue jean hipster capris and baby blue sandels

a black tank top with black baggy pants with a bunch of chains.

a orange and pink sundress, with orange sandels.

a skin tight really short red dress with red stilettos

Not that it makes the slightest difference to the outcome of the story, but in the name of fun, when we're given choices I'll mark the one most in-character for Samantha as red and bold.

That should also sorta help you get an idea of Samantha's character, not that you need it.

After picking out a perfect outfit you walk into the bathroom to take a nice warm shower. The steam helps ease your nervousness, never once have you care so much what some guy thinks.

Normally you only care what girls think; you've never been attracted to a guy before. You decide that you must be bi rather than a lesbian. You shrug. Oh well.

You wash up using scented body was, following with the matching lotion once you stepped out of the shower. You head over to the sink, brush your teeth, and so on; you then head back into your room to get dressed. You change into the outfit you picked out, everything falling perfectly into place.

I guess this was a Sailor Moon-esque changing sequence, then.

You comb your hair, apply your usual make-up, grab the note and walk out the door; shouting goodbye to your parents as you left. You really don't know your way around the city, so you hope and pray you don't get lost. Hopefully Shuiichi gave you accurate directions.

Oh, so there are directions as well?

a small piece of notebook paper reading Kurama's address and number

Not what it says here. And how would she even be able to read Japanese, anyway? I mean, forget about understanding it for a minute. The first part made it seem like they just sorta up and left without much warning and little-to-no preparation.

Wait a minute...

Kurama's address and number

Sam/whoever doesn't know he's Kurama. Yet.

12 minutes later you arrive at the address listed on the paper, you realize he actually doesn't live that far away from you and that it is a pretty decent walk.

Doesn't live that far away and pretty decent walk seem to contradict each other.

You nervously walk up the stair, leading to the front door. You take a breath, and slowly reach a trembling finger to the doorbell, ever so slightly causing it to ring. In a matter of seconds the door pulls open, revealing a twelve of thirteen year old boy.

So the first thing we've learned about Kurama's Shuichi's Shuiichi's house is that it has a single stair on the front porch...thing, I guess.

Second thing we've learned is that a "twelve of thirteen" year old boy lives here. Guess he's gonna die next year.

"Who are you? Are you suppose to be my babysitter or something. " He sighs, flicking a few strands of hair away from his face. "I keep telling mother I don't need a babysitter."

"Um no. I'm actually here to see Shuiichi." You say, trying to figure out who the boy is, maybe he's kurama's kid brother; but they look NOTHING alike.

Well Kurama doesn't exactly look much like your average Japanese, either.

Also stop doing that. Sam doesn't know that yet.

"Actually I'm Suichi."

I am almost positive there is no such name but I could be wrong.

o.k. now your confusing me, did he give me the wrong address

what am i doing at his house. ew. let me leave before anyone sees me here

k. oh. okay. well do you want to hang out.

hey baby. let's go out.

That last one's just kinda gross.

" Hey suiichi do we have a visitor" asks a pretty woman with long blackish bluish hair that was tied into a low ponytail using a ribbon. She also had big brown eyes and dark lashes, you assume her to be shuiichi's mother. even though they don't look alike at all.

You were just saying ARGH

" hi, are you here to see older shuiichi, or younger suiichi" she asks.

I don't think she would actually use older and younger here, because those most likely sound radically different to Japanese ears and thus would render them unnecessary.

"older I think" you answer. " oh he's in the kitchen, he just finished helping me bake these oatmeal cookies, he's washing the dishes i think. feel free to help your self. and as for you suiichi you will go help your father with whatever he needs help with."

I give kuramagurl12 points for keeping the honorifics out. And oatmeal cookies? Totally traditional. I'll give her bonus points if they're Betty Crocker brand and out of a box.

she says setting down the tray of cookies and taking a seat. " you must be (Samantha) i've heard a bit about you.

Actually I've heard a lot about you. He wouldn't shut up.

he told me your ego is new to Japan. you're welcome here anytime.' she says smiling. here take a cookie. feel free to go talk to him in the kitchen while I go water the garden. you get up to go to the kitchen, and smile back at his mother. she seems nice you think to yourself. what do you think about his family so far??

they seem cool, but confusing. two shuiichi's

I already left. duh

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright.

you walk in to see shuiichi doing the dishes, he looks really peaceful . His long red hair tied back into a ponytail and he as huming softly. you walk up to him and cover his eyes. "guess who" you say.

Colonel Mustard?

'huh, oh (Samantha) it's you." he says. 'hello, i'll be done in a sec."

I just had a thought, maybe "(words)" is English and ^(words)^ is Japanese. Or vice versa because I doubt someone would answer their door in English. Then again I doubt Samantha was thinking to herself in Japanese earlier.

My point is, I still don't think Sam would know Japanese. I'm almost positive they left with barely any warning and had only enough time to pack the absolute essentials. Since she obviously wasn't prepared with a uniform (something I think would probably get her kicked out, or at least sent home), and had no real knowledge of Japanese food/culture/customs (saying so herself about the food, calling what I'm assuming is a bento just a lunchbox), there is really no reason to believe she can read or speak the language.

he says drying his hands and pulling out a chair at his dining table for you to sit. "so what brings you here" he says smiling that heart melting smile again.

Her heart literally melted and her whole body froze and then went blank. ^Damn,^ Shuiichi cursed, ^not again.^

"well I just thought I should come over to get to know a little bit more about you." you say. "o.k. well let me start, i live with my kaasan, oops i forgot your american.

Yeah, because as an American she can totally be mistaken for a Japanese person.

Also, bad Kurama! Throwing Japanese words into your English!

i mean my mother, my step-father, and my step brother shuiichi." he then smiles. "cool you say."

Kurama sounds like an old person trying to be hip here. Cool, you say.

" i was wondering if sometime you would like to do something with me, or maybe go somewhere." he asks. "are you asking me out" you reply smiling.

He got all of the 'some' words, except someone. Pretty good.

"it depends on if you say yes." he says toying with you. "sure" you say. "great!! how does my place at 8:00 sound." he asks. " it sounds perfect" you say.

I'm gonna take a vote here. Guys, should I start a "perfect" count? See if it beats Twilight?

you two continue talking, and getting to know each other. after a while you leave to go home, but only after you hugged shuiichi, and told him bye. what do you think about dating shuiichi

She's not, she just agreed to a date. That's not the same thing as dating.

it's great. he's so cute. (This was the best of all the choices given but not entirely accurate. See my above comment.)

I TOLD YOU I ALREADY LEFT!!!!

i'm too young to date

it's okay, i've dated better

what do you think of my quiz. don't forget to rate it. you all better rate or my pixies will feast on your soul.

Yeah, okay.

I don't think I ever rated, and my soul must have stayed intact, seeing as how MoA never complained about it once he took it.

alright

yeah whatever

k

okay. whatever you say.

Rate my quiz questions are the dumbest.


kurama's in love. he's just hopes you don't figure out his other identity. he'll do any thing for you. lucky. and rate my quiz.

Well maybe if you didn't refer to him as Kurama in the narration...


kurama can't stand you. and will sick youko on you. roar!!!!! feel youko's wrath!!!

Foxes don't roar. Also that seems way extreme, as well as a lot OOC.


kurama see's you as a friend on alot of sugar. you too young for him. sorry.

I think Kurama is actually a year younger than the rest of his class (though that might just be fanon), making him younger than you. Or in any case, you'd be about the same age.

Unless Kurama only dates cougars.


kurama thinks you are way too conceited and touchy. a bit much for him. and is trying to hide, so he's being very quiet.

I really can't see any of the options that could even remotely make someone considered to be incredibly touchy. I can't see it in the sense of being grabby, nor in the sense of being overly emotional.

I can see a few of them making her seem like a whore though.

[TigerEyes]

I. HATE. QUIZILLA!!!!! AND ALSO SECOND PERSON NARRATIVE!!!!!

Good job on the mock, though. And it's amazing how similar this story is to Twilight, actually...except, it has even LESS of a plot, somehow.

[Kuramastrass]

I don’t care much for the current Quizilla either, but back in the day I guess it was okay. And while it was nice to have second-person narrative at the time because it made it feel more personal, now I just want to scream and break things. It’s driving me insane.

-curtsies- Thank you! I’m actually really proud of this. I think the “Love Sick” contest whipped me into shape.

Also, this does eventually find itself a plot. It’s a pretty stupid plot, but a plot nonetheless.

And now, for your reading pleasure (or perhaps your utter horrification), part three.

a date with kurama (part 3)

Created by kuramagurl12

o.k first off you need to have taken a date with kurama 1 and 2. got it. well read on. k. background from www.kaioysei.net

I’d just like to point out that Quizilla doesn’t have backgrounds anymore. Or at least, stories don’t. Quizzes might.

Tagged: anime, kurama, yuyuhakusho, adatewithkurama

Let’s stick a hashtag after that last one, it’d look more natural.

Well you only have a few days until your date, and its been 2 days since youve last paid a visit to shuiichi.

Wasn’t the date “this Friday” or something? Of course there are only a few days left!

To make time go by faster so your date can come by sooner you decide to pay him another visit. After all his family wasnt all that bad. You get up from off your bed, and turn off the TV. so you could go take a shower. Youve had a big break from school, even though youve just started, your on spring break.

Oh, so then was the first day of school a Friday? Why wasn’t the date Saturday or something? I’m not quite understanding this story.

Well you get out from the shower and get dressed. You fix your hair in 2 French braids and you decide on wearing a green tank top and blue jean shorts with a cute little belt to match.

NO I DEMAND A CHOICE OF WHAT I AMSAMANTHA IS GOING TO WEAR TO MYHER SOON-TO-BE-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE

You walk down the stairs into your living room and out the door locking it behind you. Since shuiichi doesnt live that far you decide to walk after all thatll be a lot easier.

It was snowing and raining which made you happy.

When you arrive shuiichis younger brother suuichi answers the door. shuiichis out back with his friends, go right ahead, but I warn you they wouldnt even let me back here. Teenagers are weird.

And apparently now we get no quotation marks at all. The mystery deepens…

He says walking and leading you to the backyard and then going back inside.

I’m sorry but if you aren’t allowed back there, what makes you think Samantha is? And why would you just dump her with them like that? What if there’s nekkedness?

You step down from the stairs form his balcony,

WAIT, WHAT?

Okay I guess that soooooooorta makes sense if we’re assuming they live in an apartment building. Okay. But then where the hell did Shiori keep a garden?

and you gasp when you hear SPIRIT GUN!!!! What do you do when you see a giant blast coming your way.

Ahhhhhhhhh ::duck::

Easy I shoot one right back

I scream for my life.

I duck and yell at the person who shot it.

Oh yeah and I have a question, how the hell can she see it?

You feel it getting hotter and hotter as the swarming ball of light comes your way. YUSUKE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOOT THAT AT MY HOUSE!! shuiichi says running towards you.

Oh yeah, Kurama totally yells all the time. This is definitely the genuine canon article right here.

My bad kurama a guy with gelled up hair replies. You think to your self for a minute who the heck is kurama.

THANK YOU!

Your now sitting on you butt since you dropped to the ground in the first place. Shuiichi is standing in front of you waiting for that ball of light to hit him. Hes obviously protecting you. The big blue blasts hits kuramas hands, you can tell it looks painful because kuramas sleeves are ripping and hes being blown back. His bangs are blowing everywhere and hes determined to knock away that blast. Surprisingly he pushes the blast in another direction and it goes straight up into the sky, it looks like it kept going on forever.

I can’t wait until Kurama has to try to explain the rips in his clothing to his mother, because this is a good story with actual thought-out consequences and conflict.

YUSUKE DONT EVER SHOOT THAT THING IN MY HOUSE AGAIN!! kurama shouts at yusuke.

But I thought they were outside? And he was shooting at the house?

gee I thought we were training he replies. chill out fox comments a really small mysterious guy with black spiky hair, he has blood red eyes and is wearing all black.

Does Shiori know Hiei is here? Oh boy, I can’t wait for that scene either!!

gee kurama whos the girl?? askes a very funny looking red head. whoever it is Im kazuma kuwabara the number one punk of sariashiki jr. high. I HAVE ONE QUESTION WHO THE HECK IS KURAMA!!

Funny, I’d think the first question would be either:

What the hell just happened?

Or

What the fuck did my dad put in my coffee this morning?

Well make that two HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT THAT FROM YOUR FINGER!! Are you freaked out by shuiichi and his friends?

Of course, and I want some explanations right now!!

Nope. Im outta here.

You’re not freaked out, but you’re still leaving?

Ahhhhhhhhh theyre aliens!!!!!

Oookaaay thats weird.

Shuiichi looks over at you with his sparkling emerald eyes. He looks very sincere. listen ____(your name)_____ (Samantha) I cant explain all of this right now, o.k. really I cant tell you about my past at all Im sorry.

But you’ll at least explain what the hell just happened, right? It’s the least you can do, seeing as how she almost died and all.

Shuiichi says sexily looking a bit sad. hn, well if you wont fox I will. The short one says jumping down from his tree and walking over to you. NO!! DONT HIEI shuiichi shouts running over to stop hiei from blabbing his secrets to you.

Canon!Hiei would totally act like this. I am proud of your characterization skills.

Why cant you tell me?? Do you not trust me?? you say a bit annoyed that hes already keeping secrets form you. Im sorry Ill explain later okay. He says.

Everyone has secrets, though.

I wont be here later you reply stubbornly. I wont because I wont speak to you again. You say crossing your arms. Whoa shes good replies shuiichis friend who goes by the name of yusuke.

No, she’s just a bitch.

"okay fine Ill tell you" shuiichi replies with his head down so that his bangs are covering his eyes, and he doesnt look to happy. What do you answer?

“Someone finally spoke! I was getting tired of listening to the narrator.”

Okay. Now get to talking, Im listening.

I already left.

K!!!

Fine. Let it out.

come with me he says walking you up to his room.

Because Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara totally don’t know any of this.

You've never been up there before and his friends watched you guys leave . They soon continued what they were doing before you arrived.

Re-enacting Dragon Ball Z, but pantsless.

He then opens his room door to let you in. its really nice and tidy, with his computer desk across from his bed, and a window with a tree right next to it. The same on that his friend hiei was sitting at. His room had white carpet and cream colored walls, his bed was also white and cream as so was everything else. He had a vase filled with red roses on his dresser along with a bunch of pictures of his friends and family. You walked over and set on his bed, and he followed and set right next to you placing his hands in his lap.

Everything is white? What is this, a fucking hospital?

shuiichi is being very silent, and just sitting there. What do you say or do?

Come on shuiichi, you can tell me anything.

I already left, i want nothing to do with little pansy red heads.

When did Ranmaru get here?

Hey. Cheer up. ^_______^

TALK!!

okay, I'll tell you but first if I tell you, you can never, ever, ever repeat this to anyone. Not even my mother. Do you hear me? shuiichi tells you very gentle but strict. okay, I wont you say. Shuiichi takes a deep breathe and starts. my real name is kurama,

Or, at least that’s the name they gave me in prison. I’m a registered sex offender and wanted in four major Japanese cities and 14 of the United States.

Im a demon. A fox demon to be more specific. I also possess powers. I can control plants or any kind. He talks look dead into your eyes. 15 years ago I was known as youko the bandit,

This is a terrible explanation for someone who doesn’t already know this. You just said your name’s Kurama.

I was a thief, and I was no longer in this body. I transferred into the form of a boy in order to save my life. I had been badly wounded by a hunter, and that was the only way I could live. I had planned on leaving shiori by the age of 10 but I just couldnt bring myself to leave her. he says looking sadder. I had fell In love with my human family, and began to get use to human customs. So thats why my friends call me kurama, my family knows nothing of this. And I would prefer to keep it that way. If you want to leave and never see me again I understand. What do you say.

Yeah, that was the world’s worst explanation of Kurama’s life.

No I want to stay with you Im not scared at all I promise.

Bella, get the fuck out of here.

I already left. Get that through your head.

I think it’s really stupid to have options in no way relevant to what happens. Get that through your head.

Uuuuhh. ::shaking:: youre a..a demon?

What ever. Were all weird in our own little ways.

Well Im gonna leave off at that. Dont forget to rate my quiz, and feel free to send me messages. Oh how did you like it. And sayonara for now.

I liked it about as much as I liked getting a pap smear.

It was good.

It sucked. <-- This one

Great!!

It was just okay.

Oddly enough, this one doesn’t have pictures. Welp, makes my work easier.

kurama a.k.a shuiichi loves you, he hopes you'll still be with him even though he's not human. if you brake his heart you'll have to feel my wrath , it'll get more romantic in the next chapter. well tata, and rate my quiz k.

You couldn’t even spell ‘break’ right! B-R-A-K-E? That’s in your car, dummy!

kurama hates you, now you will pay. mwahahahahaaaa ::energy blast::

Kurama doesn’t do energy blasts. FYI.

kurama thinks you are annoying, that is that. but at least he doesn't hate you.hehe

You’re not really annoying, you’re just kind of a bitch.

kurama likes you as a friend

Hiei is obviously his true love, as he only dates older.

[Moose]

Ugh, I remember these types of quizzes on Quizilla back in the day. I usually took them when I was bored, and I normally used all the bitchy answers.

The mock is good, though.

[oneluckyduck]

...*snerk*

[Kuramastrass]

I am not in fact dead, so I figured I might as well do some work on this. This seemed like the easiest thing to start with.

Oh my god, I am going to suck so hard at this, aren't I?

this one will be a bit short

Thank god

but if you send me messages and rate high i'll update soon and make it up to you.

LAST TIME, ON DRAGON BALL Z:

~~We left off with kurama explaining about youko, and thats hes not exactly human. He asks you if you still want to stay with him, and that he understands if you never want to see him again. ~~~

And now, the thrilling conclusion.

Lets just say, youre not scared and you promise youll stay with him, no matter what. You look over to see kurama smile.

He begins to smile wider and wider, until his mouth is comically stretched across his entire face. But there's nothing comical about the rows of sharp teeth that threaten to come apart and clamp around your head.

You than feel his hand stroke your cheek, and begin to lean in towards you. You feel his soft lips press against yours.

You shriek in delight. It seems you needn't have worried about not being a lesbian after all.

You hear the doorknob begin to turn and kurama pulls away. Hey, you werent trying to get rid of us, huh. Right? Asks yusuke suspiciously. Oh I see youre busy. I dont blame you for ditching us check out her figure. States yusuke checking you out. Uremeshi you have a girl!!! Yells Kuwabara putting yusuke in a headlock. Hiei just leans on his door frame watching. HN, baka ningens.

No, please stop.

Please excuse my friends _____(Samantha). Kurama says taking up for his friends. Even thought their a little on the crazy side. (Well so am I, but hey.) I should get going, you say getting up from kuramas really neat bed.

Kurama's bed is the fuckin' bee's knees.

Ill see you Friday k. you then walk down the stairs and head on your way home. It was about 7:00, and your show was on, so you begin to run home.

Oh, yes, your show is on.

I could be wrong, but I doubt Blue's Clues regularly airs on Japanese television.

~~ to kurama and his friends~~ tell me, fox you didnt feel her spirit energy. Asks hiei. I did indeed. But it could be something else. Im sure shes human.

Like what? Oh my god, Sam is supposed to be a reader insert. She has to be human, you fuckwit.

well you go ahead and continue to believe such things. HN. Do what ever floats your boat. Yusuke what do you think, kurama looks over and asks yusuke who looks serious. I think she has a nice body! Her boobs are way bigger than Keikos. ^__^ yusuke says all smiley.

Nah, her boobs are so big only because she's a fatass.

She is an American, after all.

Hiei may I borrow that. Kurama says snatching hieis katana

Whoa! With people around? That's just sick, Kurama.

and knocking yusuke upside the head. Yusuke falls over all swirly eyed.~~~ later on back to you~~ after your fav. Show went off you decided to pick out what you were going to wear on your date with kurama. What do you decide on wearing?

Oh yay, we're finally getting close to the date the title promises us.

...remembering what comes afterward, I am 100% not relieved.

A cute blue halter top with hipster Capris, and cute blue sandals. Also silver hoop earrings. (this is what Ill wear ^_^) (nobody cares)

A old t-shirt with blue jeans. And tennis shoes. (you better dress up for kurama!!) (fuck you bitch ill do what i want)

Nothing because Im not going on a date with him. I got better things to do.

pink dress, with yellow wrist bangles, with yellow flip flops, and star shaped earrings.

A green tank top and blue jean shorts shorts. With tennis shoes.

A t-shirt and Capris with tennis shoes.

A cute mango shirt, with a blue jean mini skirt, with stilettos.

Im saving myself for hiei (oh yes, this one is clearly the winner)

Purple dress with yellow flowers and yellow flip flops.

A red tube top, with white Capris.

Well, since Kurama was so eager to grab Hiei's katana with people around, I'm sure he'll love you wearing a Redtube top in public.

Don't ask what the top is made of. You don't want to know.

The day is finally here for your date with kurama. You get up and take your shower, or bath what ever you want. And get dresses in what ever you chose. You spray on you fav. Perfume _________(fangirl tears) and put your hair however you want it. I dont care. You decide to paint your nails what ever your fav. Color. Then you hear the phone start to ring. You run over practically killing yourself

Dammit.

to get to the phone before your 9 year old little bro nick gets to the phone. May I add you have one little bro and 2 older ones torrey 17 and Aaron 15.

I'm not going to remember this, and also I don't care.

Spoiler alert: They all die. Seriously.

Also, I don't fucking have older brothers.

hi, may I speak to ______(Samantha) you hear a familier voice ask. This is me you say. I will be over to pick you up, around 5 oclock. How does that sound. Kurama asks. Great you say, see you then. You hang up the phone and look up at the clock. It says 4:52. he should be here soon.

He should've just asked if he could come over then at that point.

Wait, they didn't set a time for that earlier? Kurama's a shitty planner.

you start to get a little nervous thinking about what if your date goes wrong. what if everything is a disaster. your thoughts suddenly come to a halt as you hear the doorbell ring. you rush to the door, excited that your date is about to begin. when you open the door you blush to see

Yusuke. Fully nude.

"May I touch your breasts?" he asks.

a really sexy kurama wearinga blue jean jacket and baggy blue jean pants, with a red short sleave shirt underneath. you look very pretty kurama says placing a dozen of red roses in your hands. you blush excepting his complement. so where are we going. got any plans? you ask.

Wow, rude much? You don't even say thank you? God, what a bitch.

yes, why of course i thought we could go see a movie of your choice, not that you'll know what any of them are about, seeing as how you can't read, speak, or even understand my language, then maybe hit the arcade and go out for dinner and maybe desert. my kaasan let me borrow her car. so let's go. what do you go see?

white chicks (my choice , it was really funny)

the village.

i have another i dea let's play barbies instead. (just because all the other choices suck balls)

yugi-oh the movie. (hey it's interesting)

well let's just say you decided to go see white chicks. (don't change your answer) o.k.

Is the narration talking to the author's notes? Holy shit.

the movie is super unny and silly. but i'm not gonna tell it. okay i'll stop talking now~ you reach slowly over, looking down at kurama's hand. you wanted to hold hands with him but was scared. kurama noticed this and grabbed your hand smiling over at you as he quickly tightens his grip and thrusts your hand into his pants.~~fast forward~~

You're now about to be arrested for indecency after spending the entire movie with your hand in Kurama's pants.

the movie was funny don't you think, kurama askes you. yeah, you reply blushing at the fact your still holding hands. let's go to the arcade next he says, i'll race you there. (the movie theater has a gigatic arcade in it... yep a huge house size one. yep it's my story mwahahahaaa!!! i'm the author)

Did you figure that out all by yourself? Wow, aren't you a smart cookie?

whats your fav games??

the fighting games. i kick so much butt!! (my fav.)

the shooting games. i love the blood. mwahahaaa!!!! (me: backs away)

the cute games like wack a gopher or sonic the headchog or something.

the racing games. betcha can't beat me!

kurama makes it there a second before you.

next time i'll beat you, got it. you say kidding around withb him a bit. we'll have to see about that. o.k. i challenge you to a game of soul calibur 2. you say challenging kurama to a match sure that your gonna win. your a bit of a cocky one aren't you) you pick taki, while kurama gets kilik. ha!! i win!! you say jumping up and down. i whooped you butt shuiichi!! hahaha who says girls can't play video games. you say excidedly.

"I could beat you in a real fight," Kurama says as he punches you in the face.

your right you one. ice cream my treat, here hop on my queen gamer. kurama bends over so you can get onto is back and he carries you to the car. on your way to the ice cream dairy what kindof music do you listen to.

rap, r'n'b or hip hop. (my choice. ^_^ yes i'm a r'n'b diva)

heavy metal

pop

punk rock

well what ever you choose you listen to that, and alicia keys fallen plays on the radio causing you to sing. i keep on fallin' in and out of love with you. kurama smiles at your beautiful voice. your vioice is very pretty.

Your vioice is in fact, very pretty, but your voice however is making him cringe. That's a grimace of pain, not a smile.

it suits your personality. he says pulling up in the ice cream dairy parking lot. her let me get that for you, he says stepping out of the car and opening up the door for you. you think to your self wow he's such a gentleman. ~~ we stop here. rate high or evil chibi's will attack on my behalf!!!~~

okay. (rates high)

kurama loves you, and has something to tell you in my next quiz

I have top secret information regarding what Kurama wants to tell you:

He says, fuck off.

kurama hates you. why are you even reading this. wait don't answer that. evil pixi's will get you.!!! mwahahahaa!!!

kurama thinks of you as a annoying friend

kurama thinks of you as a friend sorta like yusuke and hiei. oh and kuwabaka.

Oh my god, no. 'Kuwabaka' is like, one of my biggest YYH fanfic pet peeves. WHYYYYYYYY

Okay, so that wasn't actually so bad. I mean, I'm sure it sucked ass, but I got a couple good ones in there, I think.

[shiroamasa]

Hey, Kura's back! And with a new mocking of a chapter to boot!

[Kuramastrass]

Hello, shiro. :3 Nice to know I was missed.

Now let's try to get this trainwreck back on the tracks so we can chug along.

hello peeps. my quizzes are doing so well. i can believe you like them ::cries::

Knowing how stupid I used to be, I can believe it, too.

Also, crying is definitely an appropriate reaction to that statement.

oh if you see that im on the highest rated list please message me and tell me!!! please!!!! ok. now rate high or i'll sick yusuke on you. background from www.kaioysei.net

Created by kuramagurl12 on Monday, January 02, 2006

Jeez, this thing is seven years old now? Holy toast.

Tagged: anime, boys, fantasy, kurama, cartoons

sorry about the wait. i've been so busy lately with my family reunion, and entering this modeling pageant. well miss teen pageant, i did a interview. and guess what. i made it to the prelimanarys. however you spell it. but i'm in the 10,11,12 age division. i know i'm young to be in the 8th grade. don't remind me. ::sigh::

I'd make some kind of joke, but you'd care about it roughly as much as I care about kuramagurl12's personal life.

ok. we left off where kurama opens the door for you at the ice cream dairy~~ o.k.,

Can the narration please stop talking to itself?

you walk in and kurama offers to pay. what flavor of ice cream do you choose.

cheesecake (me: mmmm.. my fav)

any ice cream thats red!! the color of blood!! mwahahahahaha

chocolate

strawberry mmmm.... ^_^ like the color of my sweet shuiichi's hair. (me: O_O)

Terezi, is that you?

vanilla

o.k. well whatever flavor you choose kurama gets banana pudding. (just because i say so)

Yeah, I'm sure Kurama would really like a banana in his pudding... *wink wink*

o.k. you both take a seat, in a both in the corner, and begin eating your ice cream. nbext thing you know you feel kurama's free hand on yours. (let's just say you got a cone)

Because drinking a milkshake clearly takes both hands.

i have something to tell you, kurama says. what is it, you say. well, i know i've only known you for like a week nowjust met you, he starts, but it feels like we've known each other since we were littlethis is crazy, um.. well i wanted to ask you if you would like to... to.. be my um..here's my number kurama pauses for a second. you notice that his face is turning beat red. what is it. you say blushing thinking of what it could be. well i wanted to know if you could be my girlfriend.so call me (never) maybe

what do you say.

huh?? ::blush:: of course. ::blushing even harder::

heck no.

i thought you'd never ask. ::jumps on kurama::

hey!! we're only friends with benefits. (me: ::laughing:: then why are you taking this quiz)

well let's just say you said yes. and don't ask why becasue i said so. anyway.~~ kurama blushes even harder and sets down his ice cream.

And it melts all over the table, because apparently in this world it takes two hands to drink a milkshake.

he then leans over the table, and plants a really gentle kiss onto your lips.

It then grows into a hideous demon flower, sucking out all of your life energy. You wither away and die.

Kurama takes your ice cream, because he paid for it, and walks out of the store whistling.

after pulling away from you just slightly he places his right hand under your chin, and decides to make the kiss deeper, and more pasionate. you and kurama continue kissing like this for at least 2 minutes until he pulls away.

I'd think that would be uncomfortable, leaning over the table for two minutes like that.

you then look around to find everyone staring at you including the cashier lady. ( me:: haha all eyes on you: do you want me to rent you two a room or what, says the older loking cashier women with a mustache. haha. what do you say.

oops.. ::turning really red:: uh, sorry bout' that.

thats right, interupt my date, with him. i don't date pansys anyway.

please don't tell my mommy. or i'm in big trouble. i'm not allowed to date yet,

stay out of our d*** buisness!!!

oh, sorry about that miss. kurama says politly bowing. i understand i was once young." she says sighing and daydreaming. kurama then grabs your hand and leads you to the car. it's getting pretty late, we should call it a night. is that o.k. he asks you. it's cool. you say smiling back at him. you get into his mom's blue haze jag, ( just kidding what ever you want the car to look like your choice)

And yet we can't even choose to get a damn milkshake? Rude.

and kurama starts up the car, and heads on his way to take you home. we'll have to do this again somehtime, right. kurama suggest turning towards you.

And because he took his eyes off the road, he crashed into the median, killing you both.

right you say, blushing and smiling, looking out the window at the stars. they were shinning bright tonight with the bright crescent moon. you glance down at the clock, and notice that it says 10:48. oh crap!! my dad said be home by 10:00. you say panicking. ___(your nameSamantha)____ kurama says gently. would you like me to explain to your parents, about being late and all.

It's not going to do you any good, Kurama. You know the old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten. If you're out on a date, and you bring her home late, it's a sin. There just ain't no excuse, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.

(And it's all because your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock'n'roll.)

it is my fault kurama says pulling up into your drive way. that'll be great you say, getting out. wait... a second. kurama leans over into the back seat and reaches for something, he pulls out 11 beautiful white roses, and 1 white one. this white one, represents you. the 11 red ones represents everyone else. you stand out above from all the others. your not like all of the rest of the girls.

You are a beautiful snowflake, while everyone else is a blood-stained whore.

when i'm with you it just feels so natural, like i've known you my whole life. i guess this is what it feels like to really be in love he says handing them to you. what do you say back.

... ::blushing really, really red:: i love you too. that's so sweet.

gross! tell me you weren't talking to me.

^O^ ::tackles him:: ilove you too!!! MY SWEET SHUIICHI!!!

uh.. this is going waaaay too fast.

let's just say you said i love you too.

YOU WILL LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY! TRUE LOVE IS ALL ABOUT LETTING OTHER PEOPLE MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU! Isn't that right, Mrs. Meyer?

kurama gets out of the car and walks to your side to open up the door for you. he offers his arm, for you to link to, and you head to your house. kurama rings the door bell, and

is punched in the face for ringing the doorbell at almost 11PM.

your 17 year old brother who's really hott. (me:: oops.. i' getting off the subject) answers the door. oh.. hi. he says. ahhhhhh!!! he screams as he's knocked over by your other brothers aaron 15 (he has dark tannished colored light brown skin and long black hair that comes to his butt. is very imature) and nick whos 11, runs him over trying to answer the door. ( he has short black hair and blue eyes, with peachy colored skin.) yep you all look different. hey, mom and dad went out, so if you do something for me i won';t tell you came hom late. kurama is sitting there looking in shock. o.k. we'll make a deal later just don't tell, k. all of your brothers look up to see kurama is still standing there. oh yeah.. that's my boyfriend shuiichi. hello.. uh i'll be leaving now. kurama says smiling, see you tomorrow __(your name)____ bye. kurama says walking off. bye you call out. when you shut the door you notice all of your bro's laughing their heads off. well except torrey he's the mature one. he looks like a women. says nick just trying to annoy you. whatever. what do you say.STUPID POINTLESS BULLSHIT DON'T BOTHER READING IT

I mean yeah, I know the entire story has been stupid pointless bullshit, but that went above and beyond the call of duty.

come on.. bro!! bring it on!! wwe match right here!!

hahahahaha!! your so right!! i've been trying to tell everyone this all along!!!

your just jealous. ::pouts::

eerrr... HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!! ::knocks both brother upside the head::

well let's just say, you said 1 or 2. o.k. wresling match right here in the living room!!! announces your second oldest brother with the long hair.

Wait wait, you decide to wrestle after agreeing that your boyfriend looks like a woman. I just don't know anymore.

in the right corner we have nick, in the left corner we have ________(Samantha)!!! do we have a audiences!!! NO YOUR NOT WRESLING IN THE LIVING ROOM!! I'M INCHARGED AND I'M GONNA BE THE ONE TO GET IN TROUBLE!!! yells your oldest brother making all 2 of you fall to the ground on the account of him yelling so loud. uhhh.. wrestling match!! your secongd oldest bro yell, and you and nick start wrestling. and torrey sweatdrops. you living room has thick dark green carpetmold and cream leather furniture, with a glass entertainment center and a glass table, along with a cream expensive stand up light. (me: that's my living room. hehe)

This sounds like a horrible place to hold a wrestling match, with all the glass. I mean, the blood stains are probably not going to come out of all the cream furniture.

you take nick and body slam him, knocking him to the ground. boom!! he runs and tackles you legs and sits on you. like you can't get up. you roll over on him and pin him to the ground holding up one arm and one leg. count!! aaron!!! ow __(your nameSamantha)____ what have you been eating!!! ow your thighs are crushing me!!! you hear you little bro yell with his face in the carpet!!

Does he like eating that carpet, I wonder...

o.k. 1...2... aaron yells. 3!! and we have our champion!!! ha!!! i won!! now i'm going upstairs to take a nice long bath and if i hear one word about kurama i will do a stunner on your a$$!!! do i make myself clear!! yes mam!! aaron and nick replies. yes mam. ::sarcastically:: torrey adds in rolling his eyes. ::sigh:: annoying siblings.
upstairs~~~~

Wait, Kurama wasn't still there? I was under the impression he was.

I hope he dumps you for calling him Kurama, stupid bitch.

you go up the dark green stair case with white walls and pictures, one with you and your bro's teen years ago. another with your parents on their wedding day. you enter your room, which has dark blue carpet, and silk baby blue covers, along with your silk pillows.

Look at all the silk for the princess... *eye roll*

your computer dest is in the corner, and your giant closet is on the left side of the room.

Your closet is actually so huge, you sometimes get lost in it.

You have yet to figure out why your brothers keep telling you to come out of the closet, and then laugh hysterically, whenever that happens.

your radio is next to the closet on a small table. you also have a bathroom connected to your room. it's pretty nice. you undress and walk in to the bathroom, and start running the steaming water. you feel the tub with love spell victoria secret bubbles, mixed with this lovely mango bubbles. you then tie up your hair with a scrunchie, and turn off the water. now you stepp into the warm water sighing because it felt so good after a long day. you sat there and relaxed for a while. your bathroom has a giant mirror, and when i say giant i mean it above the sink, which is marble, and the shower cuttains are black, with a pretty design of a dragon on it. it's also a nice size window across from the tub.

I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that at the beginning of the story, Sam and her family had just moved to Japan (and from what it sounds like, at the last minute). Where the hell did they find this place?

click... click.. you open your eyes and turn to the window. you then get out and get your towel only holding it so it would cover up the front of you. being how dumb you are you open it and look out, and scream!!!!!

I can't believe the narration agrees with Kurama and me that Samantha is fucking retarded.

~~~ that's it for now. who do you think it is. wait and find out. now rate high and i'll update soon. k.. or crazy fangirls like my self will attack you!!

okay i'll rate really high. now update d*****!!!

i 'm a fangirl too!!! (rates really high)

kurama loves you. lucky you. who do you think is at the window. is it kurama.

its actually edward cullenhiei

well wait and see. but rate high first. i wanna be on the highest rated list. that's my goal. so everyone rate!! proto!!!

What does the beloved Project A.F.T.E.R. Forums member Protto have to do with anything...?

kurama hates you, almost as much as he hates karasu. leave him alone!! what did he ever do to you!!! sick her girl!!! (a bunch of kurama fangirls come running in kurama t-shirt that say we love kurama and water guns) o.k. and rate high!! got it!!

I had to read that like three times.

Seriously, what.

kurama thinks you are a crazy fangirl!!! girl if ya gonna be a crazy fangirl keep it on the D.L (down low) so you won't scare him. ammatures. your almost as bad as karasu. stalker.

kurama likes you as a "friend only" like hiei. we gotta work on that.

Yeah, Kurama likes you as only a friend, which is why he asked you out.

Makes perfect sense to me.

[Kuramastrass]

a date with kurama (part 6)

Created by kuramagurl12

i'm so sorry for not updating. i was so busy with that pageant crap yesterday i went to that party thingy, and i had to baby-sit 6 kids today. i'm sorry i'll update faster. well i'll try. promise. ^_~

Weatherhead expressed his doubts to me the other day that she was ever actually in a pageant. While this doesn’t really prove anything, this is her profile picture on Quizilla:



…I think she’s pretty.

Created by kuramagurl12 on Friday, January 20, 2006

Oh yes, I am so sorry for not updating for a whole 18 days!

If anyone should be sorry for not updating, it’s me. I went a lot longer with no updates on this than you did.

…actually, no.

Tagged: love, anime, guys, date, kurama

Last time you were wrestling with your brothers, when you returned from your date with kurama.

Wait a minute, the date is over.

So why isn’t this story?

After that you went upstairs and took a nice long bath but was interrupted by a tap outside the window. You then walk over to the window with just a towel on, and open it. Which even the story had agreed was fucking stupid. You peer out and find ~~~ we begin here~~ ahhhhhhhh!!! What are you doing outside my window!! Who do you think it is.

Kurama

One of your bros playing a joke on you

Orlando bloom!!!

Wow… when was the last time Orlando was relevant?

Uh.. dont know. You tell me.

Well anyway, whatever you guessed is wrong. Ha!! Its hiei. ~~~ your kuramas friend. Ew!! Were you watching me!! ^ hn no, but be quiet. And come with me. ^ huh? Why.^

Is there anyone who has figured out this punctuation yet? Seriously!

Okay, so if ^ is supposed to denote someone speaking Japanese, as opposed to “ denoting someone using English, that’s great. But it’s really stupid ^ to ^ do ^ this.^ Because then things keep running into each other, and I can’t make heads or tails of it.

I mean, I can, but it seriously hurts my brain if I think about it.

because I said so^ no! you give me a reason or else Im not coming. You say folding your arms. ^ listen onna Ill explain to you later now come on!! Hiei says grabbing you and jumping from off your roof.

Like here, there isn’t one at the end of Hiei’s speech. Are they only at the beginning of the talking, but not the end? That works great if you have a wall o’ text (which admittedly, you do), but not if within the wall of text the characters are firing insults at one another like an Old West shootout.

Also, oh my God, randomly inserted Fapanese. Well, at least ‘onna’ is better than ‘ningens’. There’s no such thing as ningens.

^ aaaaahhhh put me down!!! Im not wearing anything!!!! Ahhhh- ^will you shut up!!! Hiei says going super fast and jumping from tree to tree. ^

OH MY GOD BUT NOW THERE’S ONE HERE. I officially give up on trying to figure out this story’s punctuation. Period.

What do you say.

No!!! you cant make me!! Ill scream if I want!

Whatever you say my hiei!! ::sigh:: finally youre here.

You know this is called kidnapping.

::flicks him off::

whatever you say, hiei just ignores you and answers simply by saying hn. ( me: dont we all love that word or whatever it is. Hn!! Lets all say it togeth-

(throws a shoe)

(dodges a shoe)

Whoa.

okay I'll continue. Sheesh) hey!! Uh Harry, or hikari, or whatever your name is have you forgotten Im only in a towel!! ^ well get you clothes later, now stop screaming your making my eardrums bleed!!

Undoubtedly Hiei’s eardrum bleed black, like the darkness inside his soul.

^ o.k. whatever. Just one more question ^ WHAT!! ALREADY!! ^ I was only gonna ask you where are we going. ^ SOMEWHERE FAR FROM HEREOVER THE RAINBOW!!! ^ YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL!!! You reply trying to out yell him. ^ Well I wouldnt have to if you would stop being so d*** annoying. (o.k. can you all follow the conversation. Im gonna separate it with this sign ^ k. and I know were all smart enough to follow it. )

OKAY NOW THIS STORY IS TAUNTING ME

THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO DO THAT

you and hiei are quiet for sometime now. And your getting sick of looking down from all the trees hes jumping. So you decide to break the silence.



^ uh whatever your name is- ^ its hiei ^ what did you say? ^ its hiei. H-I-E-I

No no no.

The reader is working on a lot of assumptions here, since a lot of things aren’t explained in the story. For example, why was Samantha freaking out about her dad telling her to be back by 10:00 when he didn’t even appear to be home? One assumption that I have made is that, as the story is explicitly set IN JAPAN, the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho is speaking Japanese, at least amongst themselves. Whether or not they cater to Samantha’s every whim and speak English to her is debatable. I assume that they don’t, as she understood it when Yusuke and Kurama were yelling at one another a while back.

The point is that Hiei would not spell his name like that if he was speaking Japanese in the first place, which is pissing me off. (Not to mention that, as he’s a demon, I really doubt Hiei knows any English anyway. Kurama probably does, and I could even see Yusuke and Kuwabara, maybe, but not Hiei.)

I suppose I’m expecting too much out of this story, but still.

^okay hiei... why are you kidnapping me. And gee no need to ger snappy I only wanted to know your name. ^ Im not. Its orders. Kurama asked me too. And koenma ordered me. ^ why? You ask being a bit curious. ^ kurama has made a lot of friends and enemies in his life time. Thats why. ^ you answer with a simple oh.^

Since even the story has admitted that she’s fucking stupid, I’m going to assume she said “oh” because she has no idea how that answers her question.

“Kurama has made a lot of friends, so I’m kidnapping you.”

your eyes widen as you look up from the current tree your on, to see a big purple looking portal, that popped up from out of nowhere.

Are we accually going to jump in there just like that? ^ yep. ^ OH GAWD IM GONNA DIE!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!^ WILL YOU STOP SCREAMING!!! YOU BAKA ONNA!!! STOP!!! ^ WHATEVER THE HECK BAKA ONNA MEANS!!!

Well geez, you sure doesn’t seem very interested in learning the native tongue of your boyfriend! Not to mention it’s the native tongue of PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY IN THE COUNTRY WHERE YOU NOW RESIDE

AND NO IT’S MY PARTY AND I'LL SCREAMCRY IF I WANNA!!! AHHHHHH!!!! And with that you keep screaming and you and hiei keep arguing back and forth. What do you think of hiei currently.

Kinda cute. But so freakin annoying!!

My true love!!

::crying:: he keeps yelling at me.

Err!! Irritating!!

Well when you get on the other side of the portal, you opened your eyes to see, your still on hieis shoulder and the world looks a bit different. Waay different. WHERE ARE WE HIEI!!! YOU KIDNAPPED ME TO SOME UNKNOWNED WORLD AND WERE LOST!! You say being over dramatic. ^WOULD YOU SHUT UP!! I KNOW WHERE WE ARE!! ^ YEAH RIGHT!! You 2 start back arguing back and forth again. ^ were in the makai. Ha!! You baka ningens! ^ what the heck is a ningens ^ you really are stupid arent you.

Hiei, you’re apparently the stupid one, as the word “ningens” is not actually a thing.

It’s official: Hiei is dumber than Samantha, Queen of the Retards.

I dont see what kurama sees in you. Hn. Hiei says and continues walking until you meet a shrine. A really big shrine, with a rice size forest surrounding it.

So… it’s a really tiny forest.

Okay, let me guess your gonna eat me, and become a Hannibal, and kill all mankind, as does all villans. Lets not forget RULE THE WORLD(!)(!) You say sarcastically, oviously ready for hiei to put you down your getting sick of being carried over his shoulder.^ err!!! Im not a villain!!!

My name is Doctor Alex Brisbane. I'm definitely not a villain. Yugi's grandfather and I were on a secret expedition. But then Yugi's grandfather went missing unexpectedly. Did I mention I'm not a villain?

As much as I would like too!! Im not!! And for the umpteenth time kurama sent me!!!! ^ LIER!!! ^ demonic b**** ^ midget you and hiei were interrupted by kurama clearing his throat and hiei dropping you off his shoulder. Kurama woman has issues!!

Me Hiei. Kurama woman has issues.

Hiei says walking off into the shrine, and kurama simply smiles. It seems you and hiei dont get along too well, kurama says directing it to you like a question. What do you say.

Got that right. But hes still pretty cool, but dont tell him I said that.

Hes my true love. Get out my way kurama!!! I must find him!!

Hes such a meany (me: who says meanie any more)

(well you tell me author)

Oh he will pay. (Five hundred and ninety nine US dollars.)

Kurama just laughs. Now why did you send for me?? You ask curious. ^ remember when I told you Im a demon, and that I was youko kurama in my past life, well a demon from my past found out about you and now your in danger.

Guess who isn’t at all surprised.

And not just because I’ve read this shit at least twice - I’ve also seen this plot device more times than I care to count.

…but now that I think about it, if I’m remembering right, this one does it in the dumbest way possible, without a doubt. (I hope I’m not remembering right.)

^ who? ^ to be honest I really dont know. All I know is that I received a letter, yesterday, with a demon scent saying that your in danger and so is the rest of my friends. You reply with a simple oh. I can take her err him.. or him or her doesnt matter. Bring it!! You say. ^ I know you could. Kurama says being sarcastic. Now lets go join genkai, and the others inside for lunch, youll be staying here for a while. Koenma is taking care of thing back at your house. ^ Alright.

Jesus Christ I don’t think I could be any more bored by this

( you guessed it end of part 6) now rate high and Ill try to update sooner then I have been, Im sorry as soon as this pageant is over Ill make it up. But at least Im not making you wait like months at a time. I hate when people do that.

The last time this updated was 09/01/2008.

You’ve done worse than making people wait for months. You’ve made people wait for about FOUR YEARS.

Which ultimately is less than I did. It’s only been about two.

Well rate high. Oh, and if you want to send me some villains to be in my quiz, I need villains

kuramagurl12 is so lazy she doesn’t even want to come up with her own villains.

She could have just made the main Suecharacter an only child and made some villains instead of useless brothers, but noooooooo…

I already have a leader and a plot, I just need some people to work for her, 2 lucky people will be in my quiz. ^____^ now rate high and send me messages.



o.k. rates high. and i am getting so sick of you taking your sweet old time to update. get to updating.

Yeah, stop having a life and get to work on writing your shitty self-insert Kurama fanfiction! *cracks whip*



kurama loves you. and who is it that is after you. you must wait till i update again. and it'll be faster this time since i don't have to do anything for the pageant soon. now rate high. k. oh yeah send in some villian profiles for me and maybe you'll get picked



you love hiei. and hiei thinks you are annoying. why the heck are you taking my quiz.

Because 13-14 year olds have no taste in anything.

once again. oh yeah, send in some villians profiles for me, maybe you'll get picked. oh well rate high, anyway.



kurama thinks you are a wimp. oh well rate high, to see who's the villian. oh send in some villains for me, and maybe you'll get picked.



kurama like you as a friend. and things coulkd change. oh send in villain profiles for me, and maybe your could be chosen. ^_^

Have I mentioned how much I hate this thing?