Guardian Angel, I should not have been allowed to write. Options

[Moose]

So, I decided to go back and look at some of my old fanfics, and BOY were they bad! My grammar was okay-ish, I guess. But the plots were bad, and I could not write anyone in character to save my life.

So, here is a story that I had called Guardian Angel. Back in 2005, I was obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh and shounen-ai. It is terrible, to say the least. Thankfully, I only wrote eleven chapters. Family stuff started happening the following year, and I didn't have the heart to write anymore.

Now, while I go and look for the TARDIS to go back and slap some sense into myself, you guys go ahead and read.

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Hi everybody! As you can tell, this is chapter one of a fan fiction I thought of. I think of story ideas at the strangest of times, this one was thought up when I was playing .Hack\Mutation.

Damn, why did I think people cared about how I wrote my shitty fanfics? I want to slap my younger self already.

This story contains (As told in the Summary) Shounen-ai. Sh-shock! Jounouchi/Kyoshi (If you are wondering, Kyoshi is my made-up character, the name is from what I named the main character in .Hack\Mutation)

I'm completely ashamed of myself, at this long author's note alone. The shame grows as the story goes on.

And some other couples, I'm just not gonna name them. ^-^ In suspense yet? Anyway, if any of you readers are fans of any of my stories, I hope you will enjoy meeting Kyoshi!

No, no one will because he was terribly written.

Oh, and I will be naming the characters by their original Japanese names. (Since I've been reading the manga, mweh! I was obviously feeling superior or something) Oh, the story is also a bit of an Alternate Universe, not by much though, I don't think. ^^;


Doesn't matter, it sucks either way. AND WHAT WAS WITH MY ADDICTION TO “CUTESY” EMOTICONS!?


Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, only Kyoshi and the plot. But if it did belong to me, Bandit Keith would be a main character in America! ^_~


It was a beautiful day in the City of Domino, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, kids were playing, and the Authoress was nearly gagging herself when typing up the first sentence.

Much like I want to gag myself for the knowledge that I wrote any of this shit.

Some familiar figures were talking in the park.

“So Jounouchi, how is you're father doing? He's in one of those drunk people facility's, isn't he?” Yugi asked as he was swinging from a tree swing.

DRUNK PEOPLE FACILITIES!

Oh man, I was dumb.

“Eh, he's doing alright.. I hope this time around, he will actually stay sober.” Jounouchi answered as he kicked up some dirt, causing Ryuji to have a violent cough attack.

“I'm sure he will.” Anzu said. At this time, Hiroto felt like being extremely evil to Ryuji by changing the subject.

“So, Ryuji, how's Dartz?” Hiroto asked, trying to hide his smirking. Ryuji blushed five shades of red and turned his head away. “Well?”

Also when I was fourteen, I was under the stupid impression that Duke/Dartz was OMG! The BEST COUPLE EVAR!!!11 Even though there was no chemistry.

Worse, some people thought it was good.

“Oh come on Ryuji, you've been going out with him for a month, there's no need to feel embarrassed about it.” Yugi said brightly.

“He's alright..” Ryuji muttered quietly.

“What?” Hiroto said, being even meaner to the dice-master.

“I SAID HE'S FRIGGIN' ALRIGHT!!” Ryuji screamed at the top of his lungs, causing passer-bys to stare. Hiroto started laughing like a hyena, while Ryuji started blushing again.

“Honda, you did that on purpose.” Jounouchi said, although he himself was mildly amused at the situation. To make matters worse, Dartz walked into the park at that moment.

Slap-stick comedy here, folks.

“Hello everyone.” Dartz said as he walked up to the gang. Ryuji was now more pissed off at Hiroto then anything else.

“Uh.. Ryuji, why are you looking like you're gonna hurt something.. Or somebody?” Hiroto said innocently. Duke had an evil look in his eyes and was now cornering Hiroto into the nearest tree.

“I am guessing I missed something.” Dartz said as he was watching Ryuji scare the hell out of Hiroto with his Dice-o-Doom.

“Basically.” Anzu and Jounouchi said at the same time.

Joey: You basically missed the complete destruction of everyone's personality, but don't worry! Yours is next.

“HEY! Ryuji!” Dartz yelled. Ryuji turned his head to look at his boyfriend. “If we want to keep our reservation at the restaurant, you're going to have to save you're anger for the next time you see Honda-san!”

“Reservation?” Yugi asked cutely. (Is there a way to ask something cutely? o_O)

NO, THERE IS NOT, YOU DUMBASS! IF YOU YOURSELF ARE QUESTIONING IT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE IT!

“Yeah, Ryuji and I made a reservation to have a late lunch at this really nice restaurant. it's hard to get seats there usually, so if we do not get there on time, we will have to find some place else to eat. And there is no chance in hell I'm going to another restaurant!” Dartz explained.

“Sounds fancy, just what I hate.” Jounouchi commented.

“That's good for you.” Dartz said, and walked away arm and arm with Ryuji. (<.< I wonder if they would really do that in the anime, together or with someone else.)

Yeah, no. I... I just... I am hanging my head in shame right now.

“That's a match made in heaven.” Jounouchi said as he watched them walk away.


About an hour after Ryuji nearly beat up Hiroto because of his `joke', Jounouchi decided to bid his friends farewell and take a nice walk around the City. It was a bit boring on Sunday, everyone was either at home or at church.

Because there's no such thing as malls, movie theatres, or anything else! Nope, home or church it is.

At least he wouldn't have to deal with snoots commenting about his clothes or hair or attitude. He walked into an alleyway, he figured he could find ANOTHER shortcut that would make a trip to the arcade quicker. Boy was he wrong. A few minutes after he walked into the alleyway, some big ugly thug-type men blocked his way to go back.

Stock bad guys? In my story? It's more likely than you think!

“Er.. Okay.” Jounouchi said to himself as the thugs glared at him. He walked a bit further into the alleyway to find more thugs, only this time blocking his way of going any further.

“Outta my way!” Jounouchi yelled as he raised his fists a bit to show he wasn't afraid to fight them.

“I don't think so kid, this is our alleyway! You must want to die if you came here.” Thug no. 1 said.

“Pfffft! I bet you're all talk!” Jounouchi said. (That's our Jounouchi! Isn't he smart? -_-;;)

AUTHOR'S COMMENTARY! Goddamn, I am glad I've become a better writer.

“You punk! We'll show you not to mess with us!” Thug no. 3 yelled. They all lunged at Jounouchi. Sadly, Jounouchi was greatly outnumbered and was quickly beaten.

“Heh, we told you not to mess with us!” Thug no. 5 said.

“Crap..” Jounouchi muttered.

“What wazzat? You say life is meaningless and you wanna die? We'll help you with that!” Thug no. 1 said. The five thugs closed in on poor Jounouchi and were about to hurt him more until…

“Excuse me, but if you would, leave him alone.” Came the voice of a man.

I CHOOSE YOU, CRAPPY ORIGINAL CHARACTER!

“Who said that?” Thug no. 4 asked. The man jumped off of the roof of a nearby building and kicked Thug no. 4 in the head.

“Bob!” Thug No. 2 cried, picked up Thug No. 4's body, and ran off.

Good lord, I even made the thugs gay! What was I thinking?

“You brat!” Thug no. 5 yelled, and ran toward the man. The man quickly ducked and kicked Thug no. 5's shin, knocking him down to the ground.

“You.. Little…” Thug no. 3 tried punching the man, but was kicked in the stomach before he could do anything.

THIS IS THE BEST FIGHT SCENE EVAR! Must go get popcorn.

“You might have beaten the other 4… Uh.. Three, Henry ran off with his special friend… But you aren't going to make it out of here alive!” Thug no. 1 said as he pulled out a dagger from his belt. He threw it at the man, nearly succeeding in hurting him, but the man jumped up to dodge the dagger.

Because jumping saves you from daggers. Riiiight. You know what, Kyoshi? Why don't I try to stab you with my sword, and see if jumping will save you?

“Damn, you're fast!” Thug no. 1 said. From watching his three fighting comrades, Thug no. 1 learned that going near the man was a big no-no. “But I will still win. First I'll kill you, then the kid who was stupid enough to even try to fight us.”

Thug: Not that I have shown any real motivation to even kill blondie in the first place, BUT YOU GUYS SHALL DIE!

“Oh..? Okay, well good look then!” The man said, giving the thug a peace sign and a grin.

GEUGUHGHUUREHURUREYUUGII

That was me bashing my head against the keyboard at this bullshit.

The thug started running towards the man at a fast pace, he jumped up over the man's head and attempted to kick him, he almost got him until..

“OW!! Crap! Leg cramp!” Thug no. 1 said as he dropped to the ground in pain. The man turned around to look at the thug.

This is comedy right here! Not forced or anything! IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL!

“Did you hurt you're leg? I guess that's what you get for trying to hurt an innocent person.” The man put Joey on his back piggy-back style and ran out of the alley, leaving the thugs where they were.

So, Kyoshi was supposed to have a pixie-ish kind of frame. There's no way he honestly could have taken down thugs, and then run Joey all the way back home.

This is stupid!

“Katsuya, wake up. Katsuya, you can't be dead, you are much tougher then that. KATSUYA?!”

Jounouchi woke up to find himself in his bed and a stranger sitting at the end of the bed.

“WHO ARE YOU?! What are you doing in my house?!” He screamed as he jumped out of bed only to land on the floor.

The fact that Joey didn't kick him out right then and there is astonishing. BUT WAIT, THEN THEY COULDN'T FALL IN LOOOOOOVE!

“Those people… Are you alright Katsuya?” The man asked, tilting his head to the side and looking at Jounouchi.

“I'll be much better once I find out WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!!!” Jounouchi yelled.

“Oh.. I'm sorry, that is rude of me. My name is Kyoshi.” The man said, standing up to help Jounouchi from the floor.

“Kyoshi.. Huh?” Jounouchi said. He looked at the man in front of him. He wasn't even a man, he was maybe sixteen or seventeen. Spiky Green hair with some yellow in it, and dark yellow eyes. “What happened?”

And in thirty seconds flat, Joey completely forgets that a PERSON HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW basically broke into his house, and is now going to be bestest friends with him.

“Well those guys weren't being very nice to you, they hurt you. So I fought them, and I won! Then I took you back here to your house to restore you!” Kyoshi explained.

“Er… Thanks.” Jounouchi said, he was still a little confused. He looked in a mirror that was conveniently in the corner of his room. “Uh.. I don't look like I got hit. YEAH! I'm stronger then I thought! Who's da man?!”

“You are!” Kyoshi answered excitedly, jumping up and down.

I made a retard. Great!

“Say, where do you live? I should walk you home or something, it's the least I could do to pay you back for saving my sorry butt.” Jounouchi asked, even though he would feel awkward walking someone who was older then himself home.

“Ah.. Um.. I live very far away. Um…” Kyoshi answered.

“You don't live in Japan? How did you get here then?” Jounouchi questioned.

“Um..” Kyoshi couldn't answer.

“Um.. Well.. You can stay here if you want. My dad isn't home, so he wouldn't say anything about it.. And there is an extra room you can sleep in.” Jounouchi explained.

Because inviting people you barely know to stay with you is like, the best idea ever! Hell, why not give him your social security number too? I'd trust him implicitly.

“Really? Wow, thanks!” Kyoshi said.

“By the way, I'm Katsuya Jou-“ Jounouchi started.

“I know who you are, I've heard of you!” Kyoshi said.

“Really? Aha! I knew I was famous! Honda said I was getting an ego, I'll tell him differently! He's gonna be so jealous!” Jounouchi said, more to himself then Kyoshi. “Well, I hope that you'll like it here. I guess I'll have to actually buy food now that someone else is here.”


Well? Do you like it so far?

No, I fucking hate it. No one is in character, and they're all naïve as hell.

Although, I guess it is Yu-Gi-Oh; they weren't always the smartest people in the world.

Here are translations to the chapter!:


Yugi Mutou - Yugi Mutou, which is pretty obvious.

Anzu Mazaki - Te'a Gardner

Hiroto Honda - Tristan Taylor

Ryuji Otogi - Duke Devlin

Katsuya Jounouchi - Joey Wheeler

Dartz - Dartz (Hehe, once again, obvious!)

Kyoshi - My original character (Hopefully, you already got that. Pronounced: `Kai-Yo-She')


Please review and tell me what you think, if you are going to flame, at least tell me why you didn't like the story. I don't like reviews that are like: `THIS STORY SUCKS!!!11' Because that would nott help me to figure out anything.

^_^ Also, I'm going to draw a picture of Kyoshi, which I will try and put in the fanart section of MediaMiner! (If it will let me, I don't know if I'm allowed to post original characters or not)

Because reading the rules is SOOOOO HARRRRRRD!

Until next chapter, I hope you have enjoyed! ^-~

Now excuse me while I go hide under a rock.

This post has been edited by Moose: Mar 19 2011, 10:15 AM

[oneluckyduck]

The good thing about mocking yourself is you can say things like "I want to kill you" and they can't claim they're threats on their life because they're, well, you...
(I, too, wrote really crappy fanfiction, but I Mary-Sued characters from Bleach, and never posted them. I reconized my bad skillz, yo. )

This post has been edited by oneluckyduck: Mar 19 2011, 11:11 AM

[Moose]

I wanted to get another mock out, so here I am. I am still highly ashamed of this story, but it's fun to mock.

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Whee! Here and ready to write another chapter of `Guardian Angel'! I'm glad people like the story, I was afraid people wouldn't like it. Not for the plot, but Kyoshi. I've never really written an original character in a story

Apparently.

At least I kind of realized my character could be total suckage. I mean, he really was, but still.

, so… yeah.
 
Yenchna and Kentuski: Yay! I'm going in you're favorites! ^_^ And I was blessed by you! -does an irish jig, trips- x.X
 
Lily Fairy: I did? Oops! I Must keep an extra eye out for that kind of thing. Thanks for telling me! ^_^
 
Disclaimer: If you haven't gotten by now that I don't own `Yu-Gi-Oh' I feel so very sorry for you. All that belongs to me is the plot and Kyoshi!

I now wish that not even those belonged to me. 
 
It had only been two days since Jounouchi had invited Kyoshi to stay at his house. Still, it was a bit awkward for Jounouchi; Kyoshi didn't really get a lot of things.

Kyoshi: Joey, how do I use the bathroom?
 
“Hey Katsuya?” Kyoshi asked as Jounouchi was making himself something to eat for breakfast.
 
“Hmm?” Jounouchi asked, waiting for his toast to pop up from the toaster.
 
“Is it true that if you stick a fork into an electric socket, you'll get electrocuted?” Kyoshi asked, looking extremely suspicious with his fork.
 
“Yeah, don't try it!” Jounouchi said as he took the fork from Kyoshi. Kyoshi went into a drawer and took out a spoon, since Jounouchi had his back turned.
 
“Spoon?” Kyoshi asked. BZZZZT!

Yay, he died!
 
“WHAT?!” Jounouchi asked as he turned around quickly. There was some smoke, and a very messy looking Kyoshi lying on the kitchen floor. “Kyoshi!! What the hell?! DON'T STICK UTENSILS IN THE ELECTRICAL SOCKETS!!!”
 
“You never said anything about spoons.” Kyoshi said as he sat up from the ground and looked at Jounouchi.

Kyoshi is a total dipshit. Holy crap, if he were real, I would kill him.
 
“It was kinda implied. Why don't you take a shower? I'll make you something to eat.” Jounouchi suggested.
 
“I'm not hungry.” Kyoshi replied.
 
“Not hungry?! You haven't eaten at all though. If it's about eating my food, it's totally fine. I gotta go to the store this afternoon anyway.” Jounouchi said. “Don't worry about, I'll cook you a feast!”
 
“But I-“ Kyoshi was quickly cut off by Jounouchi pushing him up the stairs.

I'm honestly feeling kind of bad for Kyoshi. Like, douchebag, he's not hungry. Stop trying to force feed him food he does not want!
 
“Go, go, don't worry! I'm a great cook!” Jounouchi said as he did a retarded and unnecessary pose.
 
“Alright..” Kyoshi said, and walked into the bathroom and shut the door.
 
“Uh.. What can I cook for him? Hotdogs are easy! YEAH! I'll make him some hotdogs!” Jounouchi said as he ran down the stairs.

Yeah, what a great feast. 
 
“Wow Katsuya! It looks delicious!” Kyoshi said as he sat down at the table.
 
“You serious?” Jounouchi asked, looking at the slightly burned hotdogs.
 
“Yeah, of course I am.” Kyoshi said as he took a bit out of his hotdog. “Say, what is it called anyway?”
 
“Uh… Hotdogs.” Jounouchi answered. “OH! You need ketchup!” Jounouchi ran into the kitchen (nearly hitting a wall.. -_-

HAHA, AHAHA! MAN, MY FOURTEEN YEAR OLD HUMOR IS ASTOUNDING! And by astounding, I mean completely stupid and unbearable.

and got a bottle of ketchup and put some on Kyoshi's other hotdog. Um, actually a lot.
 
“OH MY GOD!! Is that blood?!” Kyoshi said, jumping up on his chair. “No, no, NO!! I don't eat blood!! I'M NOT A VAMPIRE!!!!”

Over dramatic reactions to stupid shit, GO!
 
Jounouchi's eyes went big at Kyoshi's freak out, as entertaining as it was to see him yell about the ketchup being blood, he knew it would be the right thing to do to calm him down.
 
“Uh.. Kyoshi, that's ketchup, not blood.” Jounouchi said. Kyoshi sat back down in the chair and began eating once again, as if his reaction was completely normal. The doorbell rang.
 
“I'll get it, you eat.” Jounouchi said as he walked into the front hall. He opened the door and saw Bandit Keith and Raphael.
 
“Uh.. Hi guys.” Jounouchi said, a bit confused.
 
“Yo, can you do us a favor in America!?” Keith asked.
 
“Doesn't anyone say hi anymore?” Raphael commented at the American.
 
“Depends, what's the favor?” Jounouchi asked.
 
“Well you see.. We `borrowed' some money from the bank to help Ryou out of the hospital, and now the police are chasing us. We need you to keep the money for us for a bit.” Before Jounouchi had time to reply, Bandit Keith quickly shoved a bag of money in Jounouchi's arms.

Because this kind of thing is completely normal, and can happen to anyone at any given moment!
 
“WHAAAAT?! I knew you two were trouble the minute I saw you. I'm not gonna keep your crap!” Jounouchi yelled, trying to give back the money.
 
“It's to help Ryou though! We didn't do anything wrong, it's not like anyone was using it!” Bandit Keith said.
 
“I told you he wouldn't do it. But did you listen? No!” Raphael yelled.
 
“Would you quiet down?” Bandit Keith asked.
 
“Hospital?” Kyoshi asked behind Jounouchi.
 
“Aww! He's so adorable!” Bandit Keith shrieked when he looked at Kyoshi.

Bandit Keith would not shriek! He would gasp in a manly sort of fashion.

Wait, it's Kyoshi. He can reduce anyone to a squealing mess. Never mind.
 
“Why is Ryou in the hospital?” Jounouchi asked.
 
“Um.. It's actually a very funnystupid and improbable story.. You see, he was getting a soda, and the vending machine that was carrying it wouldn't take his money, so Bakura took over and kicked the machine so hard, it fell right on top of him.” Raphael explained.
 
“That's not funny! It's depressingstupid!!” Kyoshi said.
 
“Fine, I'll keep the money for a little while, but you had BETTER come back to get it.” Jounouchi said.
 
“Arigatou.” Raphael said. Bandit Keith and Raphael got on their motorcycles (Yes, in this story, Bandit Keith has a motorcycle. Why? Because he does! ^o^)

Hey, kids! Don't have a plausible explanation as to why things happen in your story? Just fall back on the “I'M THE AUTHOR, SO THERE!” excuse! It works every time!

and rode away. Jounouchi sighed and closed the door, with the money in his arms.
 
“Were they friends of yours Katsuya?” Kyoshi asked.
 
“Um.. Well you could say that I guess..” Jounouchi answered. “Where to put this..?”

Somewhere so secret, I couldn't tell you!
 
 
Jounouchi was preparing to go to the grocery store, when Kyoshi came down the stairs.
 
“Where are you going? For a walk?” Kyoshi asked, sitting on the bottom step.
 
“Remember I said I had to go to the store.” Jounouchi answered.

Joey: God, you're dumb! Why did I agree to let you stay here again?
 
“Oh yeah. Can I come?” Kyoshi asked.
 
“Do you want to come? It's kind of boring to shop for food.” Jounouchi asked.

Joey: HERP DERP! YOU HAVE ASKED TO COME ALONG, BUT HEY, YOU WANT TO TAG ALONG?
 
“Then why are you going shopping if it's boring?” Kyoshi asked.
 
“Well it's not a matter of wanting to go, it's a matter of wanting food in the house to eat. I have to go.” Jounouchi answered.
 
“I see. It sounds logical! I wanna come!” Kyoshi said excitedly.

Holy crap, I really must want people to know that Kyoshi really fucking wants to go!

Jounouchi just stared at him. How could someone get excited over going to a store?
 
“Uh.. How old are you again?” Jounouchi asked.
 
“Sixteen.. Why?” Kyoshi answered.
 
“No reason.” Jounouchi answered. “Well, we'll be gone for awhile, we need a lot of things.”
 
 
When Jounouchi and Kyoshi walked into the store, it was crowded. There were so many people there, it would be hard to get through.
 
“Wow, a lot of people must need food!” Kyoshi commented.

I seriously wonder how I thought his character was a good idea. He's not endearing at all; he's annoying as shit.
 
“Yeah, I guess.” Jounouchi said as he walked toward the dairy aisle. That's when he saw the reason for such a huge amount of people.
 
“Heh. Jounouchi, I'd never expect you to come to such a place like a grocery store.” Came a very familiar voice behind him.
 
“Funny. I could say the same for you, Kaiba.” Jounouchi replied as he turned around to see Seto Kaiba, Amelda was standing next to him with a cart. (Okay, now I have a really bad image going through my head of this o.o;)

No one gives a crap about you, me!
 
“Hey Jounouchi!” Amelda said with a smile. Seto gave him a cold look as he said that, which Amelda ignored. “Who's your friend?”
 
“Oh, his name is Kyoshi.” Jounouchi said, putting a hand on Kyoshi's shoulder.
 
“It's nice to meet you.” Kyoshi said, and bowed.
 
“Wow, he has manners, I'm impressed.” Seto said sarcastically.
 
“You don't seem like a nice person, you better not do anything bad to Katsuya!” Kyoshi said, giving Seto a mean look.

>:[
 
Seto blinked, Jounouchi blushed, and Amelda picked up a package of cheese.

Yeah, I'd try to ignore this stupid interaction too.

“I see, so it's like that. See you around.” Seto said, and walked off, Amelda going after him. (AHH! CRAP! I keep giving myself these scary images, now I won't be able to think of Amelda the same way!! O.O;)

It's my own damn fault, you dope!
 
“He's mean!” Kyoshi said as he watched Seto walk away.
 
“He's always been like that, it's best to ignore him. I do. Or at least I try, the worst in me always comes out when he's around..” Jounouchi said.
 
“The worst in you? There is no worst in you Katsuya! You're great!” Kyoshi said happily.

Cheesy accidental flirting, is that you?
 
“Thanks. Let's get some milk!” Jounouchi said as he picked up two gallons of milk.
 
“Right! We need a good amount of calcium or we won't be strong!” Kyoshi said as he got a couple more things of milk.
 
“Um.. Right. I don't think we need that much milk.” Jounouchi put one gallon of milk back on the shelf and walked to the next aisle.
 
“I'm such a KLUTZ!!!” Yugi yelled in the aisle which Jounouchi and Kyoshi had conveniently walked to.

What a stupid way of introducing Kyoshi to the whole cast.
 
“I told you having that greasy burger wouldn't be good for you, mate! It's given you greasy fingers!” Varon said as he watched Yugi trying to clean the Snapple he had dropped.

Damn, just leave it for the employees to clean, Yugi! All the cool kids do it.
 
“You alright Yuge? What happened?” Jounouchi asked as he walked up to Yugi, as Kyoshi got some soda and other drinks.
 
“Well I wanted to get a few snapples so I could drink some at home, but when I picked one up, I dropped it.” Yugi said as he took off his coat to wipe up the mess.

Everyone is an idiot in this story. EVERYONE!
 
“WHOA! MATE!!” Varon yelled as he grabbed Yugi's jacket out of the spiky haired teen's hands.
 
“You do know they carry them in twelve-packs, right?” Jounouchi asked.
 
“Well yes I know that, but they don't have the flavors I want in the twelve-packs. So I'm buying them separately.” Yugi explained, trying to get back his coat from Varon.
 
“Well I think this kind of thing is what store cleaners are for.” Jounouchi said. Varon let go of Yugi's coat, making Yugi fall flat on his butt.

But how does that even happen? It's not like they were playing tug of war with it.
 
“Owwie!” Yugi said as he got up. Kyoshi walked up next to Jounouchi at this moment, causing Varon to stare.
 
“Hey Jounouchi, who is the guy?” Varon asked, pointing to Kyoshi.

Joey: Oh, just some stupid OC I'm keeping at my house. I like to bring him along so I look smart in comparison.
 
“I'm Kyoshi!” Kyoshi said.
 
“And get this! He knew who I was the first day we met! Am I famous or what?!” Jounouchi said excitedly. Varon just rolled his eyes, while Yugi clapped.
 
“I'm Yugi Mutou, and this is my friend Varon.” Yugi introduced. Varon took a closer look at Kyoshi, and circled around him.
 
“Um.. Why are you circling around me? Is there something funny on me?!” Kyoshi asked.
 
“Yeah Varon, seriously, what are you doing?” Jounouchi asked, leering at Varon.
 
“Oh nothing.” Varon said as he walked back to Yugi.
 
“Right. Well, see you around, freak.” Jounouchi said, grabbing Kyoshi's arm and walking away quickly.
 
“Kyoshi seemed nice! I'm gonna become his friend!” Yugi said happily.

NO, YUGI! NOOOO!


He is boring as hell, and doesn't know anything! Do not sacrifice yourself!
 
“Um.. Yeah. Hey, let's go to the arcade after you're done shopping!” Varon said.

Even Varon knows how stupid Kyoshi is.
 
 
After the trip to the grocery store, Kyoshi and Jounouchi headed back to Jounouchi's house and put everything where it needed to go.
 
“Hey, I thought of a good place to put the money!” Kyoshi said to Jounouchi.
 
“Oh?” Jounouchi asked.
 
“Let's put it in the hamper! No one would look there!” Kyoshi said.
 
“WHAT?! What the hell kind of idea is that?! Where would we put our clothes?!” Jounouchi asked.

Yeah, because forget that it was stupid in the first place! You wouldn't have anywhere to put your clothes!

Idiot.
 
“It was just a thought..” Kyoshi said sadly.
 
“Ah.. It's a good idea. I'll think about it if I can't find any place else to put the money, okay?” Jounouchi said, hoping to cheer Kyoshi up.
 
“Alright!” Kyoshi said, this time happily. “I'm going to take a nap, okay? I'm a little tired.”
 
“Alright, have a good nap. I'll wake you up when I make dinner.” Jounouchi said as he sat on the couch to watch TV.

But knowing Joey, dinner is going to be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or something.
 
“'Kay!” Kyoshi ran upstairs and into his room and shut the door.
 
 
Well? Didja like this chapter? I hope you did!

Really? Because I couldn't find one good thing about it.

Here are a couple more translations for you guys:
 
 
Arigatou - Thank you
 
Amelda - Allister
 
Varon - Valon
 
 
It's about summer-time in the story, for those who are wondering. (I wanted to add that in, because it's about Tuesday in the story, and Jounouchi wouldn't be at home if he had school.)

Unless he was skipping school.

Also, I think my thought when I wrote this was that I didn't want to write boring school crap, so I decided to make it summer time.

Well, until next time, hope you enjoyed! ^-~

Hope you grow up and realize how horrendous this story is! ^-~

This post has been edited by Moose: Mar 19 2011, 06:28 PM

[oneluckyduck]

Thank you for not making boring school crap. Dear gods....

[Moose]

So my first post was a lie; this story wasn't even around a full year before it kicked the shit bucket. It was more like seven or eight months. EITHER WAY, I stopped writing it, thankfully.

And now, we continue on with crappy writing from six years back.


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Hi! I'm here writing another chapter of `Guardian Angel', because I just thought of a great idea for a new chapter! (Okay, well I thought of it last night, but it was wayyyy to late to be on the computer to type it) So here is the chapter! ^_^
 
Lily Fairy: You think he is? Just you wait.. Just you wait.. What type of images did Yugi and Varon give you?

Knowing how my fanbase was, they were probably dirty images. How could no one have told me how bad this was?
 
Yenchna: Yeah, poor Ryou.. Bakura is always causing trouble for him. I should stop torturing Ryou so much, but I can't help it. His personality makes it way too easy! >u<
 
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does NOT belong to me. Only Kyoshi and the plot do, and my sketchbook.

Because you know, I had nothing else to my name. Only a sketchbook, a crappy original character, and some crappy fanfic.
 
 
Ah summer.. The time of year where kids are free of school, homework, and teachers. Summer is also the time of…

Crappy fanfics?
 
“Holy CRAP! It's so hot!!!” Jounouchi yelled as he looked at the thermostat. He was in a white T-shirt and jeans. Kyoshi, who had until Jounouchi's yelling been asleep peacefully on the couch jumped up startled.
 
“Wha-What?!” Kyoshi asked as he looked around quickly.
 
“It's so hot in the house, don'tcha think?” Jounouchi asked, ignoring the fact he had woken his friend up.
 
“Um.. Sure, can I go back to sleep?” Kyoshi asked, lying back down on the couch.
 
“Sleep? SLEEP?! It's friggin' 96 degrees in here!! You want to SLEEP?!” Jounouchi asked.

Kyoshi: It keeps me from remembering that I'm in a bad fic, what do you expect!?
 
“Well.. I didn't have that great a sleep last night..” Kyoshi said as he got up and stood behind Jounouchi. Jounouchi turned around to look at the older boy.
 
“Oh, sorry. The heat kind of gets to my head sometimes. I didn't mean to lash out at you like that.” Jounouchi said, patting him on the shoulder. (Even though Kyoshi is older, Jounouchi is a couple of inches taller then him.)

Thank you, past self, for pointing out this undoubtedly crucial piece of information!
 
“It's alright.” Kyoshi replied smiling. He sat back on the couch while Jounouchi fiddled with the thermostat.
 
“So just curious, why didn't you have that great a sleep?” Jounouchi asked, contemplating hooking up the air conditioner.
 
“I had a nightmare..” Kyoshi answered, twiddling his thumbs unconsciously.

This is so completely boring. No one cares about his DREEEEAMS!
 
“What about?” Jounouchi asked, restraining himself from ripping out the thermostat from the wall.
 
“Um.. Well you were in that alleyway, hurt by those mean men. And I didn't make it in time to stop them from killing you.. I woke up and then tried to go back to sleep, only to have the same dream..” Kyoshi answered, looking at nothing in particular.
 
“Oh.. Well nothing to worry about! It was all just a dream, right?” Jounouchi asked, smiling.

Unfortunately, yes.
 
“But what if I hadn't made it on time? Would you even be here right now?” Kyoshi wondered, more to himself then to Jounouchi.
 
“Look, let's not get into `What ifs', let's just be happy at the fact that you were there at the right time, and you beat the crap out of those jerks!” Jounouchi said, giving up on the thermostat and sitting down next to Kyoshi.
 
“Okay. Thanks Katsuya.” Kyoshi said, hugging Jounouchi. Jounouchi blushed for a second, and then hugged Kyoshi back.

OMG THEY ARE IN LOOOOOOOVE! AWWWWWW!

Is the reaction I was probably looking for. It just seems forced in reality, though.
 
“Hey, why don't we go to the park? It's a nice day out! And it will get your mind off of the nightmare!” Jounouchi suggested, getting up from where he was sitting.
 
“The park? Alright.” Kyoshi replied.

With Kyoshi, I'm surprised he even knows what a park is.
 
 
It was beautiful in the park, children on the swings, couples taking romantic walks, other people gagging themselves watching the couples. Kyoshi and Jounouchi were sitting on a bench watching people walk by.
 
“This place is niceboring. We should get beer.” Kyoshi said, looking around.
 
“Yeah, I come here sometimes when I need to think. One time, there was this HUGE party here, and I told them to get the heck out of the park before I burn the place down. Ahaha!” Jounouchi said.

How... completely unnecessary!
 
“WHAT?! You would've burned this place down?! Katsuya!!!!!” Kyoshi yelled, tugging at Jounouchi's sleeve.
 
“Well, well, look who we have here!” Said an all too familiar (and annoying) voice.
 
“Heya Mai!” Jounouchi said, smiling. “Been awhile.”
 
“Yeah well, it's not like you made a move to visit or anything.” Mai said, following with one of her annoying fits of laughter. (Er.. Yeah, as you can tell, I don't like Mai.. ^^;;)

HOLY CRAP, REALLY!? THE PREVIOUS AUTHOR'S COMMENT DID NOT TIP ME OFF OR ANYTHING! THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS OUT!
 
“Sorry. Been busy, you know?” Jounouchi said, looking down at his shoes.
 
“Another excuse, Jounouchi?” Mai asked, laughing again.
 
“HEY! He has been busy! He had to take a good amount of time getting his dad to go to an alcoholic facility. It's not an excuse, whore!” Kyoshi yelled, jumping up from the bench.

Holy crap, what? Whore? My hatred for Mai even made me write my own character out of character. That itself really upsets me and makes me want to forget this even existed.
 
“Oh.. I didn't know that. Sorry.” Mai said, frowning.
 
“Well it's not like you were giving him time to explain!” Kyoshi heaved. Mai, a bit freaked out at Kyoshi's anger, decided to leave.
 
“Visit me, will you, hun?” Mai said, winking at Jounouchi.
 
“Um.. Kyoshi, how did you know that? I don't think I told you anything about that.” Jounouchi said, tilting his head to the side.
 
“I.. Uh.. I don't know..am a stalker.” Kyoshi answered.
 
“Well, I guess it doesn't matter.” Jounouchi answered, standing up. Just then, an ice-cream truck passed by. “Oh! Let's go get an ice-cream cone!”
 
“Ooh! Okay!” Kyoshi answered. Him and Jounouchi ran off to the truck.
 
“Hello, what may I get for you two gentlemen today?” The ice-cream man asked. Jounouchi reached into his jean pocket to see what money he had.
 
“Shit.. I only have enough money for one ice-cream cone.” He said to Kyoshi. “We can share one, if that's okay with you.”
 
“Okay.” Kyoshi replied, nodding his head.

So Kyoshi doesn't get that sticking silverware in an electrical socket is bad, but he knows what ice cream is? Give me a break!
 
“One mint chocolate chip ice-cream come please!” Jounouchi said, handing the ice-cream man three dollars.
 
The ice-cream man went into his magical ice land of a truck and got out a cone and scooped some ice-cream into it and handed it to Jounouchi.
 
“You young couples today, hoo boy what it's like to be young.” The ice-cream man said.


 
“Um actually, we're not-“ Before Jounouchi could finish, the ice-cream man drove off. “-a couple. Um, Kyoshi, you want the first lick?” Jounouchi asked,

HOLY SMOKES, BATMAN! Taken out of context, that that is very sexual. Although, it WOULD be fitting, considering nearly everyone in this fic is gay.

handing Kyoshi the ice-cream.
 
“No, no, you're the one who bought it.” Kyoshi said.
 
“Alright. Well, anywhere you want to go?” Jounouchi asked, licking the ice-cream.
 
“The Black Clown Shop place?” Kyoshi asked, taking his own lick of the ice-cream.
 
“O..kay.” Jounouchi answered, he knew quite well Dartz would most likely be there talking to Ryuji Otogi, and man was Ryuji a spaz whenever Dartz was around.
 
“Unless you don't want to go, in which case we can stay here.” Kyoshi added.

Man, stand up for yourself! Here, let me fix this.

“BITCH, WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING, GET OVER IT! WE ARE GOING TO THE GODDAMN BLACK CLOWN SHOP, WHORE!” Kyoshi screamed, grabbing Joey by the back of his collar and spitting in his face.
 
“No, it's totally and completely fine!” Jounouchi said.
 
“Um, Katsuya?” Kyoshi asked.
 
“Hmm?” Jounouchi asked. Kyoshi grabbed a random napkin that was in his pant pocket, and cleaned the top of Jounouchi's mouth.
 
“You had some ice-cream on your upper-lip, that's all.” Kyoshi answered, discarding of the napkin.

Who DOESN'T carry napkins around in their pockets at all times?
 
“Oh… Uh, thanks.” Jounouchi said, turning his head away blushing.

What the hell is this, a shojo manga? All this blushing is stupid!
 
 
Kyoshi and Jounouchi walked into the Black Clown, to find Dartz kind of leaning against the counter talking to Ryuji.
 
“Good afternoon may I- Oh hi Jounouchi!” Ryuji said, waving. Dartz turned around and looked at the two.
 
“Hello Jounouchi, mysterious other guy.” He said.
 
“Um.. I have a name.” Kyoshi said.
 
“Yeah, don't be rude because you can!” Jounouchi said, lifting a fist.

Yeah, how dare Dartz greet not greet Kyoshi by name with the utmost care and respect, despite having never met him before? He should be beheaded!
 
“Really? Then what is it?” Dartz asked, walking towards Kyoshi.
 
“Kyoshi.” Kyoshi answered, looking up at Dartz's bi-colored eyes. Kyoshi walked up to the counter and looked at some of the displays. “Ooh! Dungeon Dice Monsters looks fun!”
 
“What?! You serious, man?” Jounouchi asked, walking up next to him.

I am inclined to agree; Dungeon Dice Monsters seems like an incredibly boring game.
 
“Would you like a starter set?” Ryuji asked.
 
“I don't have any money.” Kyoshi answered.
 
“Don't worry, it's on the house! Well, it is if you learn to play it well.” Ryuji said.
 
“Ryuji! You're going to lose income if you give freebies to people, you know that, right?” Dartz asked.
 
“Relax! It's only one, it's not going to hurt anybody.” Ryuji said.
 
“You ignored my question!” Jounouchi yelled as Ryuji handed Kyoshi a box-o-goodies.
 
“Oh, sorry Katsuya.. Um, yeah I'm serious.” Kyoshi answered.
 
“But why?! Duel Monstersa children's card game is so much better then his sucky game!” Jounouchi asked.
 
“WHAT WAS THAT?!” Dartz asked, sticking up for his man. (Okay, I always wanted to write that xP)

And I've always wanted a unicorn, but do you see me with one? No? Then shut your whore mouth!
 
“You heard me, oldie!” Jounouchi answered.
 
“Um, guys?” Ryuji said, hoping to shut the two up.
 
“You might like Duel Monsters better, but at least Dungeon Dice Monsters is cute!” Dartz said.
 
“Cute? CUTE?! It's about FEAR!” Jounouchi said.
 
“Yeah, if you like FEAR.” Dartz countered.

Great, they've resorted to arguing like first graders. What believable writing! How did I not win awards?
 
“You wanted to strike FEAR months ago when you were trying to summon leviathan! You-“ Jounouchi started.
 
“STOP FIGHTING!!” Kyoshi screamed. Dartz and Jounouchi stopped their yelling and looked at him. “Um, I think I want to go home.. I'm not feeling too well..”
 
 
Jounouchi and Kyoshi were walking back to Jounouchi's house, not saying anything until Jounouchi decided to break the silence.

The scream of Kyoshi from his slow death via a stab wound killed the aforementioned silence.

“Guess you can't dodge that with a jump, can ya, bitch!?” Joey exclaimed, laughing maniacally before pulling out a bottle of vodka from his ass and downing it in one gulp.
 
“Hey uh, I'm sorry I got so loud.” Jounouchi apologized. Kyoshi shook his head.
 
“Apologize to Dartz, not me..” Kyoshi said.
 
“He just.. Pisses me off, we almost always end up getting into a fight.” Jounouchi said.
 
“Oh..” Kyoshi said.
 
“So, we cool?” Jounouchi asked.

Kyoshi: Of course! How can our love be flowers and bunnies if we have any sort of falling out? OUR LOVE IS PERFECT AND PLAUSIBLE IN EVERY WAY!
 
“When were we ever not?” Kyoshi asked.
 
“I don't know. I guess I just felt a need to ask.” Jounouchi replied.
 
“Yeah, we're cool then.. Um… Ka-“ Before Kyoshi could finish what he was saying, he passed out.
 
 
Cliff hanger!

Dear me,
Learn how to write a decent cliffhanger, learn to write likeable characters, and stop using so many damned emoticons. They're not cute, and you'll regret it.

Love, me

P.S: Children's card games... ON MOTORCYCLES!

Bet you all are wondering what's gonna come next, huh? I felt a need to end it there, for some reason. Originally I was going to have Jounouchi say it was 98 degrees in the house, but I would've beat myself up because it would've reminded me of that horrid band. Well, hope you enjoyed the chapter! ^_~

I am convinced that I had a horrible eye twitch as a young, stupid teenager, and that explains all of the winking.

[Kuramastrass]

I am thoroughly amused. You have gained Strass's seal of approval.

[Moose]

It's time for another round of... SHIT IN A BOX! Yayyyyy!
I've basically got the whole story mocked at this point. It's just about posting them whenever I feel like it.

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Hey guys! Here and making another chapter of ‘Guardian Angel’! I’m going to Anime Boston next Friday! I’m so excited, I’m gonna cos-play as Irvine Kinneas from FFVIII!

Spoiler alert! The cosplay sucked.

^-^ Any of you lovely people going?

Oh, and There is another Original Character in this story, his name is Damian. I plan on putting up a picture of him in the fanart section of MediaMiner!

Great, another crappy OC. I bet he's all kinds of exciting.

Lily: Oh, I... see. Didn’t mean for those types of images to go in your head! Hehe, oops.

Yenchna: Thanks. I knew I would keep someone in suspense! ^_^

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh doesn’t belong to me, only Kyoshi, Damian, and the plot.

OH NOES! DID I LOSE MY SKETCHBOOK!?


It was two in the morning, Jounouchi was extremely worried about Kyoshi, as he hadn’t awakened. Kyoshi looked almost dead lying on the bed. Jounouchi was almost going to get up to call the ambulance until..

he realized that it was better this way, and he just finished the job by plunging a dagger into Kyoshi's heart.

“Hell yeah,” Joey muttered to himself, licking the dagger clean of blood.

“Ungh..” Kyoshi grunted as he slowly opened his eyes. “What happened?” He sat up and looked around and saw Jounouchi looking at him. “Katsuya?”

“Kyoshi..” Jounouchi got up slowly and then jumped on the bed and gave Kyoshi a big hug. “You’re not dead! I was gettin’ worried when you weren’t waking up at all! What happened? Why did you pass out?”

“Um..” Kyoshi looked around the room. “Uh... I think it was too hot or something, maybe..”

I don't remember what my original reasoning was, but judging by my writing, it was probably stupid and cliché.

“Hot? Hmm.. Well if you’re going to pass out like that when it’s hot out.. You probably shouldn’t be outside.” Jounouchi said, letting go of Kyoshi.

“Um, maybe..STAY INSIDE!? LIKE HELL I'M STAYING INSIDE, WHORE! I WILL DO WHAT I WANT, PASS OUT DRUNK, AND FUCK BITCHES! NOW SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!” Kyoshi replied.

“So that is his pitiful excuse..” A young man said as he sat in a dark alley looking at a crystal ball type thing. “Poor fool, too young to understand anything.” He stood up and adjusted his cape.

His cape... OF EEEEEEEVILLLLL!

(Yes, he has a cape) He looked around before sitting back down. “I wonder what he would do if something... bad happened to Katsuya. In the name of Damian, who just happens to be me, I shall destroy his life! MUA-HAHAHAHA!” Damian coughed.

Wow, what a way to kill the vibe, man.


It was now about noon, Jounouchi was fast asleep in his own comfy bed, and Kyoshi was making himself something to eat. Before he could finish making his sandwich, the phone rang.

“Hello?” Kyoshi said as he picked up the phone. “Yes he is, hold on a minute and I’ll get him.” Kyoshi put the phone down on a table and ran up the stairs and into Jounouchi’s room. He tried poking at Jounouchi, which didn’t make him move the slightest. He then tried slamming the door closed hoping the noise would rouse Jounouchi out of bed, it didn’t.

“KATSUYA!!!!” Kyoshi screamed as loud as he could. This woke Jounouchi up, causing him to fall out of bed onto his butt.

Because that is how gravity works.

“What?! I was sleepin’!” Jounouchi said as he got up off the floor.

“Sorry, nothing else would wake you. Um, someone is on the phone for you.” Kyoshi said. He left the room, Jounouchi following after him.

When they got downstairs, Kyoshi was finishing his sandwich, while Jounouchi picked up the phone.

“Hello?” Jounouchi said on the phone.

”Seven days,” the person on the other line replied.

His eyes widened. “D-Dad? Um.. How are you?” Kyoshi stopped what he was doing and look at Jounouchi questioningly.

“Uh.. So soon? You haven’t been in the facility that long though. Okay, bye..” Jounouchi put the phone back in the receiver and sat down.

“Your dad?” Kyoshi asked.

Joey: No, my fucking sister! That's why I said “dad”, because I WASN'T talking to him!

“Yeah, he’s coming back home..” Jounouchi answered.

“But he hasn’t really been in the facility for too long, I don’t think.” Kyoshi commented, handing Jounouchi half of his sandwich.

“Yeah, well he said that they let him go..” Jounouchi answered, taking the half.

“Maybe he will actually be a good parent!” Kyoshi said happily.

“Huh? Good parent? How do you..?” Jounouchi asked.

Kyoshi: Stalker! Hello?

“Uh.. Well obviously if he is in a facility with leaving you alone in the house, he must not be a good father, right?” Kyoshi answered, looking at the floor.

“Maybe you’re right. At any rate, he’s gonna be home around Five or so.” Jounouchi said, taking a bite from his half of the sandwich.


At quarter to five, Jounouchi was getting plenty nervousdrunk.

“Katsuya, why are you so nervous? It’s only your dad, right? I don’t think he will get out of hand anymore if the facility let him out early.” Kyoshi asked.

So, Kyoshi obviously knows everything and then some about Joey, so why I made him think Joey was over-reacting is beyond me.

I'm going to stick with the fact that he's just stupid.

“Ah, I know, I know. But I dunno.. I really don’t remember what he was like when he wasn’t smashed because he would always drink so often.” Jounouchi said, picking at his shirt.

“Hmm..” Kyoshi mumbled to himself.

“Hmm? What is it?” Jounouchi asked.

“AH! Nothing, nothing.” Kyoshi answered, shaking his head quickly.

Yes, let's drop the subject any time anyone has anything important going on in their mind! How else can we prolong the unnecessary drama?

The doorbell rung. Jounouchi looked at the VCR clock, which read 4:51, kind of early, but whatever. He walked to the door while Kyoshi just.. stood there with his finger up his nose. (Not literally, you know? He just wasn’t doing anything. I don’t know why I even typed that other then for amusement. xD)

Oh man, me! You sure are a horse of a different color! What, with putting stupid shit in your story, and making everyone horribly annoying and out of character! I wish I could marry myself.

“Hey Katsuya!” Jounouchi’s dad said, pulling Jounouchi into a hug.

“Uh.. Hi dad.” Jounouchi said. “Um, how was the facility?”

“There were stiffs there! You’d find more of a good crowd at a graveyard! Not that I necessarily know that for a fact, but I’m pretty sure you get my point.” Jounouchi’s dad answered.

Jounouchi moved so his father could get into his house. Jounouchi closed the door once his father got in and propped himself against a wall in a totally emo fashion.

“It’s been awhile since.... Well hello there.” Jounouchi’s father said, looking at Kyoshi.

“Hello.” Kyoshi said. “I’m Kyoshi.”

“A friend of Katsuya’s?” Jounouchi father asked.

“Um, yeah.. I am.” Kyoshi replied.

“I’m his father!” Jounouchi’s father replied. “Do you live around here, Kyoshi?”

People totally interact like this!

Jounouchi stepped next to his father and scratched his head. “Uh, y’see. I forgot to mention that. Um.. I think he’s a foreigner or something, he said he wasn’t from around here. So I kinda told him he could stay here.” Jounouchi explained.

“Oh! So he’s...” Jounouchi’s father stuck his thumb up.

“Wha?! NO! It’s not like that!!” Jounouchi yelled, turning red.

I don't even know what his father was implying, so I'll assume I was trying to hammer it into the reader's head that OMG! THEY WILL SO TOTALLY GET TOGETHER LATER!!!!!!!1

“Um, I’m not feeling so well.. I think I’m going to go lay down for a bit, okay?” Kyoshi said. Jounouchi bent down and put his hand on Kyoshi’s forehead.

“Oh my, you are very cold. Are you going to be alright?” Jounouchi asked.

Kyoshi: NO, I'M DYING! Dipshit.

“Um, I’ll be fine.” Kyoshi answered. He turned away and walked up the stairs and into his room.

“He seems a bit off.” Jounouchi’s dad said.

“He’s a little weird, but he’s cool.” Jounouchi answered, giving his dad a peace sign.


“Quite the play I am watching it seems.” Damian said, once again looking in his crystal ball.

Yeah, the most boring play EVER.

“He says he will be fine, but I wonder if that stops little Blondie from worrying. Oh does the plot to this play thicken!”

If by thicken, you mean drone on and on with almost nothing happening at ALL!



The next morning, Jounouchi woke up unusually early. (For him anyway.) He looked at the clock that sat on his nightstand near his bed. 8:01. He got up and got dressed. He walked out of his room and opened the door to Kyoshi’s room. Still asleep. He heard movement downstairs, probably from Daddy Jounouchi.

That sounds incredibly wrong in so many ways.

But thankfully, this isn't Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm.

“Dad? You down there?” Jounouchi asked, walking down the stairs. Crashing could be heard from the kitchen, Jounouchi decided to go in there to investigate. “Dad?”

“C’mere ya Bastard!” Jounouchi’s dad yelled charging towards Jounouchi.

“Dad, no!” Jounouchi yelled. He was quickly cornered into a wall. His father gave him a brutal punch to his face, which started bleeding.

Why, this is random. I didn't see it coming from a mile away or anything!

“What you say?!” Jounouchi’s dad asked, giving Jounouchi a punch to the stomach.

“Ugh.. Not again...” Jounouchi said, before passing out. Before Jounouchi’s father could give his son another punch, Kyoshi was holding Jounouchi’s father’s fist, giving him a nasty look.

D:<

“Mr. Jounouchi. You are a careless father to treat your son like this, it is no wonder he is the way he is. It will be your fault if he dies, you shall now feel the guilt of what you have done to Katsuya ten-fold.” Kyoshi made a circular motion with his index finger before bringing Katsuya up into his room for some sexy time. (Katsuya’s room, not Kyoshi’s.)

“What, what have I done to Katsuya?! I’m a heartless parent! No! I need to do something about this!” Is all Kyoshi could hear Mr. Jounouchi say from the downstairs before he closed the door. He placed Jounouchi on the bed.

“Now then.. I don’t think you will be at all well if you continue bleeding like this.. I know this is against the rules... but you really need this.” Kyoshi put his hand over Jounouchi’s chest, and all of Jounouchi’s injuries were not visible at all.

Healed! Just say they're healed! That just looks stupid!

“Yes, that should do. You get a good sleep, okay Katsuya? Do not worry, I won’t let that happen to you. I’m sorry I wasn’t there to stop anything from happening, I will keep a better eye on things.” Kyoshi bent down and kissed Jounouchi on the head and left the room.


Well, what did you guys think? I thought I would give Jounouchi’s dad some appearance in the story, so I did.

Oh man, is that who that guy was? I just thought he was Joey's lovable, yet sometimes psychotic, neighbor!

Oh, here are some things you might want to know about this chapter. (And a slight Bio for Damian!)

Goody.

“Oh! So he’s...” Jounouchi’s father stuck his thumb up. – In Japan, when you are talking about someone, when you stick your thumb up, it represents that they are a boyfriend, stick your pinky up and it means girlfriend!

Oh, so now I do research for the story!

Mr. Jounouchi – I don’t think it was ever specified what his actual name was, since I didn’t feel I should ruin anything by giving him a made-up name, I kept him to Mr. Jounouchi.

*as self* But ruining the rest of the canon is A-OK!


Damian’s Bio:

Name: Damian (Which is kind of a duh. ^^; )

Age: Appears to be around 18

Eyes: Dark Red

Hair: Black

Real Bio: Well All I can say for now is that he does not appear to be a friend character.

Really? Because all that evil talk and laughing made me think he was one of the good guys!

And he doesn’t seem to respect Kyoshi or Jounouchi too much. If I type anymore, I’m afraid that would give away too much of the plot.

It wouldn't make too much of a difference, since this plot is shit, but whatever.

I hope you all enjoyed the chapter! If you’re lucky (And if my scanner works) then a picture of Damian will be up! Until next chapter, sayonara! ^-~

I sure am glad I got my eye twitch all cleared up years later!

[Kuramastrass]

I dunno, I sorta like Kyoshi, even if he is kinda annoying. As far as OCs go, he isn't completely terrible.

He is a huge Stu nonetheless.

I have a question, how are you liking this? What I mean is, from my experience, I don't find mocking my old stuff quite as fun or as satisfying. Yes, it's sorta satisfying to rip myself apart (you are your own worst/best critic after all) and seeing how far I've come, and I have an extra-rare look into the mind of the author, letting me know things others wouldn't, but there's an extra layer of boring because I know what's coming next.

Watching someone else do it however is pure gold.

This post has been edited by Kuramastrass: Mar 23 2011, 10:12 AM

[oneluckyduck]

Drunk people facilities! *snerk*

[Moose]

I dunno, I sorta like Kyoshi, even if he is kinda annoying. As far as OCs go, he isn't completely terrible.

He is a huge Stu nonetheless.

I have a question, how are you liking this? What I mean is, from my experience, I don't find mocking my old stuff quite as fun or as satisfying. Yes, it's sorta satisfying to rip myself apart (you are your own worst/best critic after all) and seeing how far I've come, and I have an extra-rare look into the mind of the author, letting me know things others wouldn't, but there's an extra layer of boring because I know what's coming next.

Watching someone else do it however is pure gold.

How am I liking... mocking myself?
It's good fun! Gives me the ability to reference Doctor Who (which the references are coming. Be ready), since it's me in the past. Yay for wibbly wobbly time-wimey stuff!

As for Kyoshi, you're right. He could be worse. I almost want to put him through the mary-sue litmus test, just to see how he'd score. Damian, however, is more bearable to me. Must be his cape.

[Kuramastrass]

How am I liking... mocking myself?
It's good fun! Gives me the ability to reference Doctor Who (which the references are coming. Be ready), since it's me in the past. Yay for wibbly wobbly time-wimey stuff!

Yup, that was my question. A little weird, I know, but I'm curious. :3

Well it's good that you're enjoying yourself, I just don't think it's as fun though. Might just be because I'm not really funny, or that my writing style (or lack thereof) is still so similar to that of the fics I do that aside from the color difference, it's almost impossible to tell fic from mock. Or maybe it's because I like the happy surprises of others making me laugh at the lameness and suck of my own writing (which I thought was so cool/awesome/great at the time).

Also I know next to nothing about Doctor Who, so that will go right over my head. I'll try to get Weatherhead in here, he'll appreciate the references.

As for Kyoshi, you're right. He could be worse. I almost want to put him through the mary-sue litmus test, just to see how he'd score. Damian, however, is more bearable to me. Must be his cape.

Do it, for shits and giggles. Let's see if he scores as high as my ultra Sue. Link to the test you use, I'll take it for her.

SUDDEN DEATH: Kyoshi Vs. Kari. Fight!!

This post has been edited by Kuramastrass: Mar 23 2011, 10:56 AM

[Moose]

Kyoshi got a 39, and Damian got a 15.

http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm

Man, the differences between the scores! Of course, I did also try and attempt to make Damian unlikeable because he is OMG!SOEVIL!!!!!111
So maybe that is why. Either that, or I did the test wrong.

[Kuramastrass]

I've taken this test before, so yeah, I know I know how it works. Kyoshi's score is pretty close to Kari's original score (which was actually the exact same score I got when I tested myself) so you probably did okay.

But hindsight makes you smarter. The current score I just got is most likely more accurate.

Kari got 148.

[Moose]

That's really high. Now I want to know more about this Kari character.

Also, more mock!

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Hey everybody! I’m back from Anime Boston! I saw cos-players dressed as Yu-Gi-Oh characters! I saw a Seto, a Joey, a Marik, and a Bakura. The Bakura cos-player even had her own Millenium eye! I also found Yu-Gi-Oh Doushinjis. I wasn’t old enough to get any though, so I just stared at a poster of one. ^_^

And drooled like an idiot, no doubt, as random fangirls took pictures with me.

Yenchna: It’s all right, I understand broken computers. The one I am currently using has broke so many times, it’s not funny.

Lily Fairy: Sweet, like candy. Mmm, candy. –drool-

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, only Kyoshi, Damian, and the plot.


It was about noon. Jounouchi opened his eyes and sat up. (Remember, last chapter it was about 8 when Jounouchi got hurt.)

Because it is ever so important, and bad things will happen if you forget.

He scratched the back of his head and looked around.

‘What happened? I remember dad was drunk...’ Jounouchi thought. ‘Wait, dad! He’s probably still in the house, most likely trashing the place..’ Jounouchi got out of bed and walked down stairs to find his father being held by two people, Kyoshi was talking to one of the people.

“I can not do much else with Mr. Jounouchi until we talk to his son about what happened.” One of the people explained.

“I’m right here.” Jounouchi said, walking towards the person. (Who shall now be named Mr. Hitari.)


When in reality, his name was actually Frank. Poor Frank.

“I would like to ask you a few questions, if you do not mind.” Mr. Hitari said. “What did your father have to drink last night?”

“I don’t know. I went to bed kind of early.. Uh, Kyoshi, do you know?” Jounouchi explained.

“Sorry.. I don’t know either..WHORE, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M HIS GODDAMN BABY SITTER? SHIT, HE PROBABLY DOWNED THE REST OF MY WHISKY LIKE THE SHIT STAIN HE IS!” Kyoshi answered, looking at the ground.

“Okay.. Well then, what facility was Mr. Jounouchi at?” Mr. Hitari asked.

“Hold up, hold up. Who are you people, how do you know about my dad?!” Jounouchi asked.

“Um.. They are the police.. I called them after I brought you to your room..” Kyoshi answered.

“The police?! For a drunk guy?” Jounouchi asked.

“Sir, not only is he an alcoholic. He is a child abuser, he set his facility on fire, and stole a car.” Mr. Hitari answered.

Holy crap, he set the FACILITY on FIRE? How is that even possible? No... What was I smoking when I thought of all that?

“He told me the facility let him out early.. Is everyone there all right?” Jounouchi asked.

“Luckily, no one was harmed even though, you know, it was a MAJOR FIRE and everything.” Mr. Hitari answered. “What exactly happened?”

“Well, I woke up. I heard noises comin’ from the kitchen, so I went down to see what was going on. I figured it was my dad, because Kyoshi was asleep. Anyway, when I got into the kitchen, he started charging at me like he was crazy. It’s kind of fuzzy after that.” Jounouchi answered.

“I see. I thank you for your time. Mr. Kyoshi, thank you for calling us. We will be going now.” Mr. Hitari said, and left with the other person and Mr. Jounouchi.

Why does the other guy not even get a name? He's important too! Maybe not to Joey and Kyoshi, but to his wife and six kids, who he works hard to feed everyday!

“I thought this time around, he would change.. I thought He would stay sober, I guess I was wrong..” Jounouchi said sadly.

“Katsuya.. Katsuya, do you want to cry?” Kyoshi asked.

“A bit..” Jounouchi answered.

“Then cry, it’s alright to be sad that your father lied to you. You really haven’t had anyone be there for you when you were little, you were just hoping he would finally be there.” Kyoshi said. Jounouchi looked at him for a second, a tear flowed down from his eye, then another, and then he was crying. Kyoshi walked towards him and hugged him. “Katsuya, even if your father isn’t here for you.. I’m here for you.”

This is so incredibly cheesy and stupid. I want what Joey's dad was having last night.


“Touching, really touching. They are so unaware. So, so unaware. They do not have a clue.” DamianGeneral Redundant said, watching Kyoshi and Jounouchi from his crystal. “Tomorrow I shall make my move.”


It was around eight o clock. Jounouchi hadn’t come out of his room, which was completely understandable. Kyoshi sat on the couch playing with tarot cards when the phone rang. Kyoshi got up from the couch to answer the phone.

“Hello?”

“Uh.. You’re not Jounouchi.” Hiroto said through the speaker. “Is Jounouchi there? Or do I have the wrong number?”

“Oh, um.. He’s here, but he is up in his room.. And he isn’t in the best of moods right now.” Kyoshi answered.

Drinking time for the rest of the story! Every time someone says 'um', or Kyoshi looks at the floor (or ground), take a shot.

“Really? I’ll come and check on him!” Before Kyoshi had time to respond, Hiroto hung up.

“Damn! This is not the best time for Katsuya to see people! I just told him Katsuya wasn’t in a good mood, damn people!” Kyoshi said to himself as he hung up the phone.


About fifteen minutes later, there was a ring at the doorbell. Kyoshi opened the door to see a panting Hiroto Honda there.

“Hi!” Hiroto said.

“Hello..” Kyoshi replied.

Kyoshi: Is Kyoshi gonna have to slap a bitch to get some peace and quiet!?

“Oh! I know you, we talked on the phone!” Hiroto said happily, walking inside the house.

“Yes, we did. Look, this isn’t a good time for Katsuya right now, so if you would just-“ Kyoshi started.

“You know him? Huh.. He’s never mentioned you before.” Hiroto interrupted. Jounouchi came out of his room and into the upstairs hallway.

“Kyoshi, who is at the door?” He asked.

“Jounouchi! Yo!” Hiroto said, waving.

Joey: Oh great, it's you.

“Oh, hi Honda.” Jounouchi replied.

“I came to see how you were since-“ Hiroto started.

“Honda, look. I am happy that you came to see how I was doing, but I am really not up to talking to people tonight. My dad was sent to jail. He lied to me yesterday saying he was sober, I feel like I have been betrayed. Please go home.” Jounouchi said.

Well that was an incredibly unnecessary way of telling someone to piss off. He could have just told Tristan he wasn't in the mood, but no. He has to play the sympathy card.

“Oh, sorry man. Uh, well I’ll see you then.” Hiroto said, walking out of the house.

“Um, Kyoshi. I think I am going to bed, okay?” Jounouchi said.

“All right, Katsuya. Have a good sleep.” Kyoshi replied. Jounouchi went back into his room while Kyoshi sat back on the couch. “Now then.. Let’s see what the last card says...” Kyoshi flipped over the last tarot card, his eyes widened at what he saw. “Oh no..”

I wonder if this has anything to do with Damian? Naaaah, that would be too obvious!


The next morning, Jounouchi woke up. He got out of bed and walked down the stairs into the living room. He saw Kyoshi asleep on the couch, and tapped him lightly on the shoulder.

“Hmm? Oh, good morning Katsuya.” Kyoshi said, rubbing his eyes.

“Good morning. I’m going out for a walk, all right? I’ll be back later.” Jounouchi said.

“Can I come?” Kyoshi asked.

“No, I need some time by myself.” Jounouchi answered.

“I know, but-“ Kyoshi said.

“Really, I need time for myself. We’ll go for a walk another day, alright? See ya.” And with that, Jounouchi walked out the door. Kyoshi looked up at the ceiling.

Kyoshi: Dear God, this is Kyoshi. I know we haven't always seen things eye to eye, but I beg you to please remove me from this fic in any way possible. Even if you have to kill me, I don't mind! Anything is better than this hell I'm in.

“I am not doing a very good job..” He said to himself.


Jounouchi looked at the various people walking about Domino City. They didn’t have a care in the world. He walked around a corner and saw Seto and Amelda kissing.

“Oh my god!” Jounouchi yelled, obviously he didn’t mean to see that.

“Jounouchi..” Seto said angrily, nearly dropping Amelda. (Because he had his arms around him.) Amelda blushed a very bright shade of red.

“I should probably get to work.” Amelda ran off before Seto could say a word. Seto looked at Amelda, then at Jounouchi.

“Well I hope you are happy. I probably won’t get to see him for about a month or so.” Seto said angrily.

Yes, Seto. Joey accidentally walked up on you guys just to piss you off. You making out with your boyfriend in an inconvenient place wasn't YOUR fault or anything.

“I am really sorry. I did not mean to-“ Jounouchi started.

“I don’t really care much for your excuses. If you’ll excuse me, I do not wish to look at your face any longer then necessary.” Seto walked off angrily to Kaiba Corp. Jounouchi just looked away turning a bit red.

Joey: Doh, I'm such a loser for accidentally walking up on those two!

‘Of all the people I know, why did Seto have to be the gay one? What’s so great about liking a guy anyway? But then again... NO! I should stop thinking these thoughts! He isn’t like that, well I don’t think he is.. GAH! Bad Katsuya, bad, bad!’

Today on shounen-ai clichés: realizing you are gay, and scolding yourself for doing so!

Jounouchi thought. He continued walking, checking whenever he turned a corner to make sure he wouldn’t walk up on anyone kissing. He bumped into Ryuji making out with Dartz. Darn Joey's luck!.

“Oh, sorry Ryuji.” Jounouchi said.

“It’s alright, I wasn’t really paying attention.” Ryuji replied.

“Say Ryuji. I have a question. Are you gay?” Jounouchi asked, looking serious.

“Uh.. No.” Ryuji answered.

“What?! What about Dartz? I know he look’s like a girl and all, but he is most definitely a man.” Jounouchi asked, jumping back.

If you knew that, why are you even asking, you putz?

“You didn’t let me finish, Katsuya. No, I’m not gay. I’m Bi-sexual.” Ryuji said.

“Oh, okay.” Jounouchi said, looking at the ground.

“Okay, well bye.” Ryuji bowed and walked off. Jounouchi looked at Ryuji’s back before continuing on his way.

Well, that was extremely stupid and pointless.

He saw a young man trip over himself, and went to go help him up.

“Are you alright?” Katsuya asked, offering the young man a hand.

“Oh, now I am.” The young man said, he took Jounouchi’s hand and hoisted himself up. He started walking towards Jounouchi, who was backing up against a tree.

Run, Joey! He wants your young, virginal body!

“Um, well if you are alright, I think I’ll be going back home.” Jounouchi said, looking into the young man’s red eyes.

Red eyes? WELL I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE!

“Oh, but I’m not done with you.” The young man answered. He leaned towards Jounouchi and bit his neck.

“Ugh..” Jounouchi fell down. The young man looked at him and smiled, wiping his mouth.

“Katsuya!” Kyoshi yelled as he ran towards the blonde. He kneeled down next to him, and looked at the young man. “Damian.. You did this!”

“Aw, what’s wrong, Kyoshi? You don’t look happy. Is it because of Jounouchi? You can heal him you know, you’ve done it before. Oh wait, that is against rules. But you’ve already broken a few, so what’s another?” Damian said evilly.

Damn, dude! Just kill them and go back on your merryevil way!

“Bastard! Why the hell did you hurt Katsuya?! If it’s me you’re after, here I am! Kill me if you want, don’t get Katsuya involved in whatever shit you’re pulling though!” Kyoshi yelled angrily.

“Wow, you would go that far just to make sure Jounouchi wouldn’t get hurt. Bravo. You are really doing well.” Damian said, with a smirk. He walked away. Kyoshi turned his attention towards Jounouchi.

“No, I wasn’t on time. Hang on Katsuya, I will make sure you’re all better, just please don’t die.” Kyoshi said, lifting Jounouchi up and walking back to the house.

Because a small guy like Kyoshi could totally lift Joey up without any problem.


Well, how did you like it? I personally like how it came out. ^-^ Don’t you just hate Damian?

To be honest, he is one of the most likable characters in the story.

As much as I love his character, I don’t like what he did to Jounouchi (even though I could’ve had him kick him or something less painful. But that wouldn’t do well for the story-line.)

Hehe, gay Seto. Sorry to say it to Seto fans, but that seems like what his sexuality would be like. He doesn’t pay any attention to the females, and yet he spends most of his attention on most of the male characters.

Hello, author's excuse to turn a character gay! Would you like it sit down? I have tea.

I hope you enjoyed the chapter, I have ideas for chapter six brewing in my head. I’ll probably start the new chapter tonight. Until then, see ya! ^-~

Goodness, that eye twitch was horrible! How did I stand it?

[Kuramastrass]

That's really high. Now I want to know more about this Kari character.

No you don't.

But here.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[Moose]

So, this is not only my one hundredth post, but also... MY BIRTHDAY POST! That's right, it's my birthday. So what better way to celebrate than to put up a mock, right? Right. So here we go!

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Whee! New chapter for ‘Guardian Angel’! ^_^ I’ve been working on my story for school so much, I forgot all about my fanfictions! (Whoopsie.)

Yes, I was too busy doing something that was actually important, I forgot all about the shit I called a fanfic. MY BAD, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

I spent yesterday writing like 10 pages of my story. Which is a lot for me to do in just 1 day. Anyway, I’ll stop talking ‘bout my story and let you get on to reading the chapter!

Yenchna: I went as Irvine Kinneas (FFVIII) My sis went as Lulu from FFX, and we went and took pictures of cos-players! Yep, Anime Boston was really awesome, we only went on Friday though. (It would’ve been nicer to go on Saturday, but we didn’t have the money.)

Why I figured anyone would care about my family's money problems was beyond me.

Lily Fairy: Not a pleasing sight, but you gotta admit, funny to think about. Well for me. I forgot all about the Battle City episodes. Hehe, whoops. I’ve been enjoying the Waking the Dragons episodes to remember Battle City. ^^;;

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, only Kyoshi and Damian, and the plot! But if Yu-Gi-Oh did belong to me,it would go to shit.

Hehehe.. Nevermind.


Kyoshi sat in a seat at the hospital waiting room. He had brought Jounouchi to the hospital, as he didn’t know what else to do about him.

Consistency? What consistency? Did I say Kyoshi brought him back to their place? Well... HEY LOOK, A BALD EAGLE!

He looked around, there were doctors running around everywhere. A lot of people must have to go to the hospital everyday.

HERP DERP!

“Kyoshi...” Came a familiar voice. Kyoshi looked in the direction the voice was coming from. Seto.

“Hello..” Kyoshi said, looking at the floor.

“Why are you here at the hospital, shouldn’t you be screwing the rules, or at your house or hanging around with that damn mutt Jounouchi or something?” Seto asked, stepping in front of Kyoshi.

“He’s not a mutt! He’s a human being!” Kyoshi yelled, getting ready to lunge at Seto.

“Chill out. But seriously, why are you here at the hospital?” Seto asked, sitting down next to Kyoshi. Kyoshi looked at the floor again.

“He.. Is hurt..” Kyoshi answered.

“Hurt? How is he hurt?” Seto asked.

“Someone I know.. Um.. He is just hurt.” Kyoshi replied, not sure of what else there was to say. “Why are you here?”

“Oh.. My boyfriend got into a motorcycle accident playing children's card games, so he had to come here.” Seto said, also looking at the floor. A doctor came out of a room.

“Excuse me, Mr. Kyoshi?” The dDoctor said, looking at the two boys, before stepping into the TARDIS and going to the 1600's.

“Y-yes, that’s me.” Kyoshi replied, standing up. “Is Katsuya alright?”

“He is badly hurt, he lost a good amount of blood. But he is alive, he’s up if you want to see him. Just don’t expect him to be up for a conversation.” The dDoctor informed, and walked to wherever doctors gothe TARDIS. (Probably a lounge or something.)

Yeah, a lounge. And not to go check on other patient's or anything.

“See you Seto, I hope that your boyfriend will be better.” Kyoshi said, and walked into the room Jounouchi was in. Jounouchi was laying on the bed with his eyes closed. Kyoshi grabbed the near-by seat, moved it towards the bed, and sat down on it. He put his hand on Jounouchi’s.

“I’m sorry I couldn’t get there on time Jounouchi, I wasn’t able to protect you from Damian.. I am a horrible guardian..” Kyoshi said, closing his eyes. “I knew something was going to happen.. I should’ve insisted more on going on that walk with you..”

Yeah, you should've been a total asshole and disregarded Joey's wishes.

“Hey.. It’s not your fault Kyoshi.” Jounouchi said, putting his other hand on Kyoshi’s face. Kyoshi opened his eyes and stared at Jounouchi.

“Katsuya..” Kyoshi whispered.

“You have no control over what happens in life, right? So don’t go blamin’ yourself over whatever that guy did to me! It’s my fault for having an urge to help any sucker who is klutzy enough to trip over themselves.” Jounouchi said, smiling.

Yeah, you should've been a total asshole and ignored someone who probably needed help.

“But..” Kyoshi started.

“But nothing! You’re such a sweet guy, Kyoshi! You don’t deserve to blame yourself for something you had nothing to do with. I don’t want you to be unhappy, you look nice when you’re happy.” Jounouchi said, removing his hand from Kyoshi’s face and sitting up. Kyoshi wiped his tears with the back of his hand and smiled.

“Excuse me, Kyoshi? May I speak with you for a moment?” A nurse asked, peeking into the room. Kyoshi nodded and got up from the chair, he walked towards the nurse. He looked back at Jounouchi, then walked out of the room.

“What is it, whore?” Kyoshi asked.

“We’re going to be keeping your friend in the hospital for two weeks to make sure that he’ll be fine from the loss of blood.” The nurse explained.

“So.. He’s not going to be able to come home? What if I donate blood to him?” Kyoshi asked.

“I don’t know.. You’re not related to him, so it would be highly risky for us to do a blood transfusion, because you do not have the same type of blood he has, I don’t think.” The nurse answered. At this, Kyoshi smiled.

“Trust me, it will be fine. I swear of it, just let me donate some blood to him, I promise you it won’t hurt him one bit.” Kyoshi said.

Secretly, Kyoshi wants Joey dead. The nurse is just too stupid to question Kyoshi's arrogant response.

“Uh.. Alright.” The nurse said, a little worried. “Follow me into this room then.”

“Can I make a call first?” Kyoshi asked.

Nurse: Oh sure! It's not like I have other patients to attend to or anything! You just go ahead and take your time.

“Sure.” The nurse said. Kyoshi walked to a pay-phone and put in a quarter he had found in his pant pocket. He pressed the numbers, and waited for someone to pick up.

“Hello?” A voice said on the other line.

“Hi Yugi. It’s me, Kyoshi. We met at the grocery store about a week ago.” Kyoshi said.

“Oh. Hi Kyoshi! How are you?” Yugi asked, curling the phone line around his finger. (It’s addictive to do that when you are on the phone I tell you!)

No one cares what we were addicted to, tool!

“I’m fine. Look, Katsuya is here at the hospital I-“ Kyoshi started.

“WHAT?! At the hospital?! Is he alright?! What happened?! Is he sick? Did he have a heart attack?!” Yugi asked, almost psychotically.

If my friends were at the hospital, I sure would not be so psychotic as to wonder if they were okay!

“Please calm down Yugi. He is all right, but he will need to be in the hospital for two weeks. I’m going to give blood to him, but I don’t want him left alone while I’m doing the blood takey thing. Do you think you can come down and keep an eye on him?” Kyoshi asked.

“Alright. I’ll be down there quicker then you can say ‘It’s time to duel!’” Yugi said happily, hanging up. Kyoshi looked at the phone for a moment, wondered what the fuck that even meant, and blinked and then put the phone on the receiver.


“I’m here!” Yugi said as he walked up to Kyoshi.

“Great, Katsuya is in there, okay?” Kyoshi said, pointing to a room.

“Uh.. Just a question, why do you want someone to watch Jounouchi while you are getting blood taken? He’s not a kid, he’s been looking after himself for awhile.” Yugi asked.

“Well.. Let’s just say it’s to make sure nothing happens to him, okay? Bye-bye.” Kyoshi answered, following the nurse to the blood room. Yugi walked into the room where Jounouchi was and sat in the chair.

“Hiya Yuge.” Jounouchi greeted.

“Hey Jou.” Yugi replied, smiling.

Did Yugi just call him a Jew?

“How’d you know I was in the hospital? Lemme guess, lemme guess.. Kyoshi told you, didn’t he?” Jounouchi asked.

“Yeah, he wanted me to watch you while he was getting blood drawn from him to give to you.” Yugi replied.

“WHAT?!” Jounouchi yelled, nearly causing poor little Yugi to fall out of his seat.

Joey: He could be trying to kill me, Yugi!

Yugi: Sorry, I am too busy falling out of my chair for no reason to care about the safety of that kind of procedure.

“Oops, guess you didn’t know..” Yugi said.

“They only do that to people who are gonna die!! Am I gonna die?! I’m not gonna die, am I?! I don’t wanna die!! What if Kyoshi’s blood kills me because it’s not the same type!? I’m yet to do lotsa things I’ve wanted to do!!! Climb Mt. Everest, become richer then Kaiba, get in a SERIOUS relationship with someone!! All the important stuff!” Jounouchi yelled.

But is any of that even truly important?

“I don’t think it’s good for you to be panicking like you are, I mean, if you’re in the hospital, something bad must’ve happened, why are you even up? Am I making sense?” Yugi said.

“Sorry, I just.. You know, got a little crazy. Nothing unusual. But.. A blood transfusion? I’m not that hurt, am I?” Jounouchi asked, laying down on the bed. (He was sitting up.)

Noooo! I thought he was just laying down because he was already doing so!

“I don’t know, Kyoshi didn’t explain to me why you’re here.” Yugi replied.

“Hmm.. Hey Yugi, what do you think of Kyoshi?” Jounouchi asked.

“What do I think of him? He seems really sweet, and he seems to care about you.” Yugi replied.

“Care about me..? Yugi, can I tell you something?” Jounouchi asked.

“Sure. What?” Yugi replied.

“You gotta promise not to tell anybody, not even Anzu or Hiroto! I don’t want them knowing anything about it!” Jounouchi said.

“I promise, spit it out girlfriend!” Yugi said, giggling. (Okay, I just wanted to have Yugi say that.) Jounouchi looked around, making sure no one was in the room.

Joey: Tonight, when he is asleep, I am going to kill Kyoshi.

“Okay.. Well you see... I kind of.. Like Kyoshi.” Jounouchi said, looking away from Yugi.

“You like Kyoshi? Wow.. I didn’t know you were into guys.” Yugi said.

“No, no! That’s not it, I don’t know what it is.. It’s like I have this strong attraction to him..” Jounouchi exclaimed. “I don’t know what it is.. It’s like when I’m with him.. I just wanna hold him or something.. AH! That sounds so stupid and cliche!”

“Maybe it is cliche, but it’s how you feel, right? Have you told Kyoshi how anything about this?” Yugi asked.

Yes, which is exactly why he asked you not to tell anyone. Dumbass.

“Well.. That’s the thing, I don’t wanna make a fool of myself by telling him. It would be awkward, you know? We live in the same house and all..” Jounouchi said.

“You do? Uh..” Yugi asked, looking down at his hands.

“WHAAAT?! Don’t be getting any weird ideas!! Geez, I knew if you were friends with Varon his perverted way of thinking would start bein’ your way of thinking!” Jounouchi yelled.

Wait, you mean I didn't make Yugi and Valon gay for each other? I'm actually shocked.

“NO! I wasn’t thinking that at all!! I jus- You look kind of pale, Jounouchi.. You all right?” Yugi asked. In fact, Jounouchi was looking very white.

Department of redundancy department! Danielle speaking.


“Damn it all! I knew I should’ve done more to insure that Kyoshi would use his healing and break the rules! But no, he’s doing it all the regular way. He’s been here far too long..” Damian said to himself.

Yeah, two or so weeks is like eternity or something!

He adjusted his cape a bit and sat on the ground. “I didn’t get enough blood to make sure Jounouchi would be critically damaged.. I’ll learn to do better next time I see him. Oh well, I guess I can use this opportunity to watch what they will do next.”

Because he wasn't doing that before or anything. Nah, he was too busy watching C-Span.


Kyoshi was once again waiting in the waiting area. Jounouchi was getting the blood transfusion. Yugi was waiting with him.

“So, how was the drawing? Did everything go well?” Yugi asked, sitting down in a seat.

“It went fine. My blood is an exact match of Katsuya’s..” Kyoshi replied, pacing.

“You.. Seem different from when I first met you. You seem a bit more distant, like you’re not telling me something.” Yugi said. Kyoshi stopped and stared at him, then continued to pace.

“Say, do you like Jounouchi or something?” Yugi asked.

Yugi: Not that I'm trying to make sure it's beaten into anyone's skull that you're his love interest or anything! Honest!

“Huh?” Kyoshi asked.

“Well I mean, you always seem to be extremely worried and stuff whenever something happens to him. And you’re always hanging around with him and stuff.” Yugi explained.

Best friends? What are those?

“So that automatically means I like him?” Kyoshi asked, sitting next to Yugi.

“Well.. Uh..” Yugi said, unable to put together the right words.

”WHORE, WHO SAYS I NEED TO LOVE HIM TO BE WORRIED? FRIENDS DO THAT SHIT FOR EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME, BITCH! NOW GET ME A BEER!” Kyoshi screamed, kicking Yugi repeatedly in the ribs as he spoke.

“I hang around with him so much because I’m...” Kyoshi started. He mentally kicked himself. “not used to people around here!”

“Oh.. Sorry for accusing you of liking him.. Hehe.. Uh, yeah.” Yugi said, fidgeting. Kyoshi looked at him and then leaned back in the chair. The dDoctor came out a moment later, wiping a tear from his eye.

“.....” Kyoshi didn’t say a word, instead he just lowered his head.

Because the string of ellipses couldn't fully explain that he said absolutely nothing.

“Boy, why are you so down? Oh.. You think he died because I was tearing, huh? No, I’m sorry. He just told me this really funny joke!” The dDoctor explained.

“So, so Katsuya is well?! And he can come back home because he now has a good amount of blood in him?! YAY!” Kyoshi yelled, jumping up and down. The dDsoctor smiled and walked away. Jounouchi came out of the room after him and looked at Kyoshi.

“Um.. Hi.” Jounouchi said.

“Hi.” Kyoshi replied. Yugi looked at the both of them.

“Uh, I better go back home. Grandpa had alot of customers when I left, and uh.. I don’t think he can handle it alone, don’t want him having a heart attack, so bye!” Yugi said, and ran off.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS GRANDPA IS OLD!

“So uh.. We should go or something.” Jounouchi said. Kyoshi looked at him, but didn’t get up. “Kyoshi?”

“Well before I saw you, Seto was here. He said his boyfriend was here because he was in a motorcycle accident.. I just want to see if he is alive or not.” Kyoshi explained. Jounouchi smiled and sat down next to him.

“Hey.. Uh, thanks for um.. The blood donation.” Jounouchi said, blushing.

“It was nothing. I wanted to make sure you didn’t die of blood loss. When that guy sucked your blood, he sucked a lot of other things as well.” Kyoshi said, twiddling his thumbs.

“Uh, that brings up a question.” Jounouchi said, scratching his head.

“What is it?” Kyoshi asked.

“Well. You donated blood to me, but what about you? You donated a good amount of blood. You might get sick or something.” Jounouchi said. Kyoshi put his hand up.

Kyoshi: High five, bro, right here!

“Don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine. What matters is you.” Kyoshi replied. Jounouchi was about to say something, but decided against it. Amelda walked out of a room a moment later.

“Hi guys!” Amelda said, running up to where Jounouchi and Kyoshi were sitting.

“Hey Amelda! I heard you were in an accident, how are you feeling?” Jounouchi asked.

“Well.. They told me I couldn’t ride my bike for awhile, which doesn’t do well for my job.. But other then that, just a few cuts and scratches.” Amelda replied.

Because motorcycle accidents are just like a scrape on the knee!

“Bummer man. What are you gonna do about work?” Jounouchi asked.

“Well, I don’t think Dartz will really mind if I don’t do as much. He is cool with us not working, I mean, he had no problem when Raphael had to mysteriously take a week off to help Bandit Keith with something. And Varon really doesn’t work all that much, so me not doing much will hopefully be cool. And besides, I get to spend more time with Seto, so things are pretty good!” Amelda explained.

Screw the money, he has rules a boyfriend he can hang out with!

“It’s really nice knowing that you have Seto with you no matter what, isn’t it?” Jounouchi asked.

“Huh?” Amelda asked.

“Nothing, I’m just saying a whole bunch of stuff.” Jounouchi said. Seto walked into the waiting room and looked at Amelda, Amelda looked back at Seto.

“Amelda..” Seto said quietly.

“Seto..” Amelda replied. Jounouchi looked at the two, and grabbed Kyoshi’s wrist.

“Let’s go before they start kissing!” Jounouchi said to Kyoshi, and ran off. Kyoshi dragging behind.

My thoughts exactly, Joey.


Jounouchi and Kyoshi walked home in silence. Every now and then, Jounouchi would glance at Kyoshi.

“Um, about what you said when you first entered the hospital room..” Jounouchi said.

“What?” Kyoshi asked.

“Well, about being a horrible guardian.. Um.. What did you mean?” Jounouchi asked, tilting his head. Kyoshi’s eyes widened. Did he really say that out loud?

Of course he did! The plot does need to be push forward, after all. And we need more incredibly annoying, awkward moments between Joey and Kyoshi!

“Uh.. You see.. Uh..” Kyoshi didn’t know what to say. ‘Dammit. I can’t tell him.. But I can’t lie to him either..’ he thought as he looked at Jounouchi.

“Earth to Kyoshi, you in there?” Jounouchi asked, knocking on Kyoshi’s head.

“Wha? Oh sorry, um.. I was thinking.” Kyoshi said, shaking his head. Jounouchi laughed.

Joey: Aw, how cute! You're trying to think. That's funny.

“I didn’t know it was such a hard question! Forget I asked, alright? If it’s gonna make you zone out that much, I don’t think I wanna know.” Jounouchi said, putting his arm around Kyoshi’s shoulder, subconsciously. Kyoshi looked at it.

“Okay.” Kyoshi replied. Jounouchi finally saw what he was doing, and quickly withdrew his arm.

“Sorry!” Jounouchi yelled, and ran back to the house, leaving Kyoshi standing there to wonder what just happened. Kyoshi blinked and then walked back to the house himself. Why did Jounouchi react like that?

Because he's in the fanfic equivalent of a crappy shojo manga, duh.


^^;; Did you like it? It was hard to write, because I basically have no clue how doctors react to stuff. I used what little I remember of watching E.R years ago with my sister. (Not the one that cos-played as Lulu.)

Because research? What's that?

Damian: Because that helps so much about learning what goes on in a hospital.. –rolls eyes-

Oh fuck, and I also did the stupid 'talking to your own characters' crap. I was just checking off all the traits of an annoying fanfic writer!

... Where did you come from?

Damian: Your imagination, duh. Remember? You thought of me after you thought of that stupid kid Kyoshi.

Can’t you say one good thing about him, sheesh! Anyway, just a warning for next chapter, there will be some character bashing. I say it now because I will most probably forget to write the warning in the next chapter. ^_^

Heehee! It's so funny that I used this fanfic as a form of bitching about every character I didn't like!

I really hope you enjoyed this chapter! See ya! ^-~


Or not, since this twitch sometimes makes it hard to see! ^-~

This post has been edited by Moose: Mar 26 2011, 07:54 AM

[Moose]

What is up, mah homies? I am back from work, and here to post the next chapter of Guardian Angel, mock and all. Having just read Dr. O's mock for Neon Exodus Evangelion, I realize that Kyoshi isn't so bad. Annoying as crap, but he could've been worse.

So without further ado, here we go!

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New chapter of ‘Guardian Angel’! WHOO! ^_^ As I stated before in the last chapter, there will be some character bashing. HEY! I remembered without looking back at the last chapter! ^-^ -raises the roof-

Hey! I remembered something extremely basic! GO MEEEEE!

Yenchna and Kentuski: Really? Phew, I thought I sucked at tThe dDoctor stuff, but it turns out that I ROXXORZ! ^-^

Lily Fairy: Yeah, I know. Stupid little kids. –kills them- Ugly cross-dresser? <.<;;

Seto: WHAT WAZZAT?! Did you just insult my boyfriend?! DIIIIIE!

Stupid Seto. –kills him- He’s not ugly, just um.. Not the best looking guy on the face of the anime planet. ^^; Oh, and why can’t Kyoshi tell him? I can’t tell you that, you’ll have to wait and find out. =P

Kyoshi: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to Danielle, only Damian and I, and the plot. ^-^ But Katsuya does belong to me!

Please kill me. Please?

-_-; No he doesn’t, you weirdo. And why are you doing the disclaimer?

Kyoshi: Damian said he would give me 50 dollars to do it! ^__^ I gotta make money somehow.

Whoring is another option. I think he'd be a hit with warty old men.

Look you, get back to the story, I wanna start this thing before the beginning Authoress’s note gets to be a page long.

Kyoshi: Okay. Katsuya, here I come! –runs away-


Jounouchi woke up from a dream, he sat up in his bed and looked around.

“Man, I had the weirdest dream that some chick was writing a fanfiction about me, Kyoshi was saying some crap about stuff, and Seto was gonna kill some Lily chick.”

Good lord, what I attempted to pass for humor back then. The only laughs I'm having are the embarrassed type, like “Oh God, did I seriously write this?”

He said to himself. He got out of bed and opened the curtains, boy was it bright out!

“Katsuya, someone is on the phone fo- OH MY GOSH!! Oh, you have boxers on, okay.” Kyoshi yelled, running into Jounouchi’s room.

“This early? It’s not even 8:30, you sure it isn’t a prank call?” Jounouchi asked.

“I’m sure, the person on the other line said she wanted to speak to you. I was going to tell her you were asleep, but she said it was an emergency.” Kyoshi explained, handing Jounouchi the phone. He left the room to make something to eat, leaving Jounouchi standing there staring at his ass.

What? If the past me could write stupid, obvious stuff about their eventual relationship, then I can too!

“Uh, hello?” Jounouchi said into the phone.

“Heya Katsuya, it’s me, Mai! As if you needed to know that. Ahahahahaha!!” Mai laughed into the phone, because she’s annoying.

“Oh. Hi Mai, what’s the emergency? Kyoshi said you had to talk to me.” Jounouchi asked.

“Kyoshi? Is that his name? Well whatever, anyway, I want you to come visit me. We don’t hang out as much as we used to, I miss talking to you.” Mai replied.

“That... was your emergency?” Jounouchi asked, a bit of a scowl to his voice.

How DARE someone interrupt his beauty sleep to have a friendly conversation? THE NERVE!

“Um, yeah, it was.” Mai replied, as if he should’ve known that.

“Uh.. Alright, I’ll come over after breakfast, okay?” Jounouchi said.

“Great! See you then!” Mai replied happily, and hung up. Jounouchi rolled his eyes and also hung up. As much of a friend as Mai was, she could be so annoying at times. He got dressed in his clothes from Season 1a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots , and headed down the stairs.

“Wowwwwwwww! Something smells good!” Jounouchi said, walking into the kitchen. Kyoshi jumped up in surprise.

“AHH! Oh, hi Katsuya! What was the woman’s emergency?” Kyoshi asked, turning around to face Jounouchi. Jounouchi sat down at the table. (the room is a kitchen/dining room)

“Mai wanted me to go visit her, so I’m gonna go to her apartment after breakfast.” Jounouchi replied. Kyoshi turned off the stove and set a plate in front of Jounouchi, and then sat down with his own food.

“Um.. Is she dying?” Kyoshi asked, looking at his fork.

Kyoshi: She better not be, the whore!

“No.. Why?” Jounouchi asked, a bit worried about why Kyoshi would be asking such a morbid question.

“Well I thought she had an emergency, that’s all..” Kyoshi said, looking at his plate of eggs. Jounouchi took a bite of his eggs and swallowed.

“Yeah.. Well.. She thinks a broken nail is an emergency, so I’m kind of used to it. Wow, these are good eggs!” Jounouchi replied, taking a bite of his food.

“Yeah.. Well my parents are good cooks.” Kyoshi said, still looking at his eggs.

“Um.. Are you going to eat at all? You’re just staring at the food like it’s going to get up and dance or something.” Jounouchi asked.

“Huh? Oh, um.. Right.” Kyoshi picked up his fork and started eating his eggs, Jounouchi would look up at him every couple of minutes.

“Are you okay? You are acting kind of odd this morning.” Jounouchi asked.

He's been acting odd for awhile now, and you're still questioning him?

“Yes.. I am fine.” Kyoshi replied.

“It’s probably due to donating so much blood, you might be feeling sluggish or something, maybe.” Jounouchi said. Kyoshi looked at him for a minute, then went back to eating.


“Well, I’m going now! If you need me, uh.. I dunno. Hope you know Mai’s phone number.” Jounouchi said, looking at Kyoshi.

“Alright! Have a good time.” Kyoshi replied. Jounouchi pat him on the shoulder, and left the house.

Kyoshi glared at the spot Jounouchi had once stood in, muttering to himself.

“Damn whore, taking my man away from me,” he said as he sat down on the couch to watch some episodes of the Golden Girls, bottle of Captain Morgan's in his hand.


Jounouchi knocked on the door to Mai’s apartment. There was a moment of silence, then Mai opened the door.

“Hey Katsuya, come in, come in!” Mai said, moving a bit so Jounouchi could come in. Jounouchi took off his shoes and sat on the couch. Mai sat down next to him.

“So how have you been?” Jounouchi asked.

“Oh, I’ve been fantastic! How about you?” Mai asked.

“Pretty good. ‘Lotta stuffs been happening lately, but other then that, I’m good.” Jounouchi answer. Mai rested her chin in her hand.

“What kind of stuff?” She asked.

Joey: Oh, just some stupid bullshit. Nothing too important.

“Well, first off, a little over a week ago, some thugs tried killing me, some time later my dad came home, lying that he was sent home from his facility early, when in fact he burned the place down, then some freak sucked my blood, and yesterday I went to the hospital.” Jounouchi explained, panting due to so much talking. (-GASP-)

“You went to the hospital?!” Mai asked.

“Yeah I-“

“AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN TELL ME?!?! KATSUYA JOUNOUCHI HOW DARE YOU?! AFTER ALL I DO FOR YOU!!” Mai screamed. Jounouchi just blinked, not sure of what to do.

Give her some chocolate, since she is obviously PMS-ing.

“Uh.. Mai, it’s not like there was much I could do. And besides, I wasn’t there for too long, Kyoshi donated blood so I could go home.” Jounouchi said.

“OH! So now we’re on Kyoshi, huh?!” Mai yelled angrily. Jounouchi looked around, he had seen Mai angry, but today she was going off like a bombsome stupid fourteen year old had a grudge against her.

Which makes me wonder why I even took the time to bash her. I mean, I wasn't even too big a fan of Joey, so why I even made a story about him, I don't know.

Moving on.

“Uh.. No, I was just telling you why I wasn’t there for that much time.” Jounouchi replied. Mai was beyond angry, she got up quickly from the couch.

“Why don’t you ever pay attention to me?! You spend all your time with your friends and that stupid kid Kyoshi who you seem to LOOOOOVE so much! I’m here too you know, so talk to me!” Mai screamed. Jounouchi, who was trying to remain calm, was now furious.

“Look here, Mai! The whole Frickin’ world doesn’t revolve around you! I’m sorry I haven’t been hanging around with you as much as I used to, I tried calling awhile back, but you weren’t home! I can’t spend every second at your side! And one more thing, don’t you ever.. EVER call Kyoshi a stupid kid, got that?! Goodbye!” Jounouchi put his shoes back on and left the house in a huff.

Wowwww. What blatant bashing. I'm so glad I'm over petty hatred of cartoon characters.


Kyoshi sat on the couch reading a mythology book he had found in Jounouchi’s room, when there was a knock on the door. He set the book down on the table and walked toward the door. He opened it, Bandit Keith and Raphael were there.

“Uh, you’re not Jounouchi.” Bandit Keith said, taking his sunglasses off and putting them in his vest pocket. ”Wait, you're that Kyoshi kid. YOU'RE SOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!!!! In America!

“No.. Sorry, he went out.” Kyoshi said.

“Can we come in?” Raphael asked, obviously thinking polite, unlike his American partner-in-crime. Kyoshi turned his attention from Bandit Keith to Raphael, he looked up and down at him.

“Hey, uh I know you might find him attractive and all, but that’s kind of creepy.” Bandit Keith said. (Don’t take that the wrong way, Bandit Keith is NOT with Raphael.)

Again, I'm surprised that they weren't gay for each other. I obviously had a thing for couples that had little to no chemistry, or screen time, together.

“Huh? Oh, uh.. Sorry. Yes, you both may come in.” Kyoshi replied. Bandit Keith and Raphael walked into the house.

“Hey, I think I saw you before. Yeah, last time we were here, you were behind Jounouchi.” Bandit Keith said.

“Oh, didn’t you give Katsuya money or something? Because a guy named Ryou was in the hospital?” Kyoshi asked, looking at Raphael again.

“Um.. Yeah, we did.” Raphael replied, a bit un-nerved by Kyoshi’s staring.

He's just undressing you with his eyes, Raphael. Just calm down.

“Well now that we’re on the subject, we need the money back! Where did you guys put it?” Bandit Keith asked. Kyoshi stopped looking at Raphael to face him.

“I’m not sure, but I believe Katsuya hid it in the hamper.” Kyoshi answered. Bandit Keith turned to look at Raphael.

“Hey, I’m going to go upstairs to get the money then, okay? How about you stay down here and get to know.. Uh..” Bandit Keith started.

“Kyoshi.” Kyoshi said.

“Wow, nice name. I’m Keith Howard, although most people just call me Bandit Keith, and this guy here is my good friend Raphael!” Bandit Keith introduced. He walked up the stairs in search of where the hamper was.

Yeah, smart move letting him roam around the house alone, Kyoshi. I'm sure he will steal nothing, give his streak of stealing shit.

“Um.. I think I might know you, or have heard about you.” Kyoshi said to Raphael. Raphael looked at him.

“Uh, yeah. I was here with Keith awhile ago.” Raphael replied.

“No, that’s not what I meant.. You just seem... so familiar.. I don’t know how to explain it.” Kyoshi said. Raphael scratched his head, he wasn’t sure what to say.

“Um..” Raphael replied.

“I FOUND IT!” Came a yell from upstairs.

A redeemable character in this story?

A moment later, Bandit Keith was running down the stairs with a bag in his arms.

“That was fast.” Raphael said.

“Yeah, well, I’m psychic, I knew where the hamper was right away! Anyway, let’s go ang-“ Raphael quickly placed his hand on Bandit Keith’s mouth to stop him from talking.

“Quiet! I told you not to call me that in front of people!” Raphael yelled.

Bandit Keith: Why not, Angus? It's a perfectly good name... in America!

“Huh? call you what in front of people?” Kyoshi asked, tilting his head.

“N-nothing! Nothing at all, just a stupid name, uh.. We should be going!” Raphael replied quickly. Bandit Keith laughed a bit, which earned him a smack to the head.



“Ang...? ANGEL!” Kyoshi yelled. Bandit Keith pushed Raphael’s hand away and started laughing, while Raphael just looked at Kyoshi.

“Wow, this kid is smarter then I thought! Wow! I hope he doesn’t like, tell the media!” Bandit Keith said, still laughing. Raphael glared at him.

An explanation: In the show, sometimes when Raphael would show up, or be mentioned, an angel feather would fall, or sometimes angel wings would appear on him (as a metaphor, but I didn't think of it that way). I took that in my mind as a totally good plot to turn Raphael into an actual angel in my stories that is, for whatever reason, blending in Earth.

Or some stupid shit like that.

“Come here kid, let’s talk.” Raphael said, grabbing Kyoshi’s arm and walking into the living room, leaving Bandit Keith in the hallway to laugh like there was no tomorrow.

Which there won't be if I have anything to say about it...

CUE DOCTOR WHO THEME!

“Look kid, you found out my secret, okay? You better not go blabbing it out to ANYONE, I don’t want the media knocking on my door.” Raphael said threateningly.

“Um.. Okay. I have a question though.. How did you come down here?” Kyoshi asked.

“Huh?” Raphael replied, not understanding what Kyoshi meant.

OH MY GOD, SUPER SPECIAL PLOT TWIST TIME!

“What I mean is.. Usually in heaven, you can only come here if you get permission to do so, which you can only get if you are a ‘Guardian’. You aren’t a guardian, unless your file was lost somehow. So how did you come down here?” Kyoshi explained.

“Wait a minute...” Raphael started.

“Please answer my question.” Kyoshi said.

“Okay. Well.. Parts of my past of when I was younger then four were always kind of a blur to me, as hard as I tried to remember it, I just... couldn’t. I always asked my Mom and Dad what I was like at that age, they never told me though.. When I turned 12, (I’m pretty sure he was that old ^^;;) my family and I went on a cruise, there was a big tornado, my family was killed in it, while I was left on a deserted island. Awhile after I had gotten off of the island, I got into an accident, and I had to go to the hospital. I had given the doctor there my name, but...” Raphael started explaining.

“But what?” Kyoshi asked.

“But he said that there was no one by that name. I thought it was just a mistake that a computer made, so I asked them if they were sure there was no one by that name. They told me that if I really wanted to make sure, I could ask a police station. And so I went off to a police station, they did searches, and the doctor was right, that name didn’t exist. They checked to see if that name existed through adoption, but it didn’t...” Raphael continued.

“Please go on.” Kyoshi said.

”Dammit, kid. These are long as fuck explanations! Give me time to breathe,” Raphael exclaimed, taking in a deep breath. He took a can of beer out of his coat pocket and downed the whole thing before continuing.

“Two years ago, a man came to me one day. He had these gorgeous wings on his back, he told me why my name didn’t exist, because technically, I didn’t exist. He told me that when I was four years old, I had went a little too far off of a cloud, and I had fallen. He told me that... I was an angel.” Raphael finished.

“Wow.. That.. That’s why you seem so familiar. I used to hear stories when I was younger about the fallen angel Raphael.” Kyoshi said. “But.. I do not get it. You are never supposed to tell humans about being an angel, how does Keith know you are one?”

M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MAGIC!!!

“I found out by myself, by mistake.” Bandit Keith said, walking into the room.

“By mistake?” Kyoshi asked.

“Yeah.. Raphael was changing his shirt one day, while I was making some coffee. Well, I had forgotten how Raphael liked his coffee, so I barged into his room, that’s when I caught sight of his wings. At first I thought they were strap on wings, so I pulled at one. When he was wincing in pain, and yelling profanity at me to knock it off, I kind of got what was going on.” Bandit Keith explained. ”And then we made out, because we were in a story where everyone is gay.”

“I never thought I would meet you in person.” Kyoshi said, looking at Raphael.

“Yeah, but hold on a minute. How do you know all these things?” Raphael asked, crossing his arms.

“Um.. You see... I am.. An angel also..” Kyoshi said, looking at the floor. Bandit Keith stared at him.

Well gee whiz! Call me M. Night Shyamalan with that twist! That was totally unexpected! The title totally didn't give it away or anything! Color me surprised!

“Really? Does Jounouchi know about this?” Raphael asked. Kyoshi was still looking at the floor.

“No, and he never can. If he did, I would have to go away, and then who would protect him?” Kyoshi replied. Bandit Keith chuckled.

Bandit Keith: Joey's death is amusing to me!

“Jounouchi, protection? Yeah, right.” He said. “But then again, he can be kind of uh... clueless at times, so I guess that would make sense.”

“Well, we should be going. We’ve uncovered enough of the plot already, we've also been here longer then we meant to be, so we’re going to go.” Raphael said.

“Alright. Bye!” Kyoshi replied. Raphael and Bandit Keith opened the door and left.


An hour later, Jounouchi came home. He walked into the living room, Kyoshi was sleeping on the couch. (He can only take so much explanationbullshit at a time) Jounouchi smiled at him. Kyoshi woke up and got up from the couch, looking at him.

This makes me wonder why Kyoshi always sleeps on the couch. Doesn't he have a room to sleep in? Why is it always the goddamn couch?

“Jounouchi?” Kyoshi asked, rubbing his eye.

“Sorry, did I wake you?” Jounouchi asked.

“No, you didn’t. I thought you were at Mai’s house.. Why are you back so soon?” Kyoshi asked.

“She called you stupid.” Jounouchi replied.

“What?” Kyoshi asked.

“Um.. I have something I need to tell you...” Jounouchi said.

Joey: We need to talk about our feelings now! There hasn't been enough mind numbing crap in this chapter yet, and we need more!

“Okay, what is it?” Kyoshi asked. Jounouchi sat down on the couch, grabbing Kyoshi’s arm and pulling him down next to him.

“I... I.. I like you, as more then a friend.” Jounouchi said. Kyoshi looked at him and blinked. He shook his head quickly and ran up the stairs.

Jounouchi was now staring at the space Kyoshi was sitting at. “Man.. I knew I should’ve kept my big mouth shut..”

Well, maybe if you keep saying things, Kyoshi will just stay in his room forever, and we won't have to deal with him again!


Dun dun DUNNNNN! Wow, I didn’t think I would be able to type this up so quickly. I don’t know how you guys liked what I wrote about Raphael, but to tell you the truth, that always comes in my head when I see him because I'm a moron. I mean, why DOES he have transparent wings? And Kyoshi is just there sucking all of what Raphael is telling him up with a straw.

That's not all he's sucking if you know what I mean. ;D

Okay, I'm sorry. That was stupid.

Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter.

Damian: I didn’t! Where am I in it?

Well you were off.. Doing stuff.

Damian: I’m an important character too you know! Not just Kyoshi and Joey!

It’s Jounouchi here.

Damian: Who the hell cares?

My sentiments exactly, Damian.

You know what?! I’m gonna go get a hot date and leave this hell-hole! –grabs Hiroto and storms off-

Hiroto: Whoa man! Who the hell are you?!

Damian: I’m your date, now lets go!

Hiroto: Uh.. Okay! You’re cute anyway! ^-^ -leaves with Damian-

GOOD GOD, NO!

Uh.. As I said before, hope you all enjoyed this chapter! See ya!

The surgery for my eye twitch was a success, you guys!

This post has been edited by Moose: Mar 30 2011, 01:44 PM

[Moose]

I'm at home, because we were supposedly going to get a foot of snow here in Smalbany, but it barely snowed. I still have some work to do, but I figured I'd post more mock before doing it, so here we go.

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Whee! Another chapter of ‘Guardian Angel’, the day after the previous chapter. ^_^ Anyway, this chapter mostly revolves around what Damian does, it might have a scrap or two of Kyoshi and Jounouchi, maybe. Just thought I would put that in now just in case you got confused. ^^;;

Because obviously, readers are morons and can't read the names of who is in a scene.

Liily: Poor Tristan, he never gets any respect. I remember when the show started, the voice actor at that time made Tristan sound like an idiot. <.< I’m not kidding, he really did sound stupid. Wait, Raphael’s family did? ... Oops, I’m leaking stupid juice.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Too bad it didn't deter me from doing more stupid things.

Or did it? I did stop writing this after chapter eleven, after all.

Yep, Raphael can be polite, unlike some American blonde which sounds just like Allister who shall not be mentioned, nope not mentioned. –cough- Bandit Keith –cough-

alonegirl_34: You’re not a bad fan! You’re a good fan! Glad you like the angel thing!

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me, only Damian, Kyoshi, and the plot!


Damian walked about Domino City, he thought he should get out of the alley every once and awhile. Besides, the more he knew about Katsuya Jounouchi and where he lived, the better. He stopped to look at a shop, there was a sign in front of it that read: Kame Game-shop.

Wait, what is going on? Damian is doing something? I AM SO CONFUSED!

‘Hmm.. I believe this is where Katsuya likes to hang out sometimes. I must make sure I remember this!’ Damian thought to himself. He decided to go in, just to see if Jounouchi was in there. He was greeted by a short old man.

“Hello there, welcome to the Kame Game-shop, may I help you with something?” The old man asked, looking up at Damian.

“Is Katsuya Jounouchi here?” Damian asked.

“Hmm? Yugi’s friend? I don’t think so, I think he is at his house. I can give you directions if- Hello?” Grandpa had started. He looked around, Damian had obviously left.

Oh Damian, that gentleman! Leaving old men to wonder what the fuck is going on!

‘No good. If I go to his house, then surely goody-goody Kyoshi would recognize me, and that would not help with my plans. Hmm.. I need to think of a better way to-‘

“Hey man, don’t just stand there doin’ nothing!” A young man’s voice said, pulling Damian out of his thoughts. Damian jumped in surprise, he hadn’t noticed anyone’s presence.

“Excuse me, but who do you think you are talking to?” He asked, turning in the direction of the voice.

“Well unless there is someone here who I don’t know about, I believe I am talking to you. Don’t just go standing around on a busy street, I nearly bumped into you!” The young man yelled, obviously annoyed at Damian.

Them's fightin' words!

“Oh, my mistake.” Damian said. He took a good look at the young man, hey, he looked like one of Jounouchi’s friends. “You know Katsuya Jounouchi, correct?”

“Uh.. Yeah, what’s with the sudden change of subject?” The young man asked.

“My name is Damian, I wish to know about Katsuya, won’t you help me learn things about him?” Damian asked, ignoring the man’s question.

“Uh.. You a fan or something? Maybe a stalker..? I dunno..” The young man replied.

I like how this guy is just being cool about it, instead of, you know, freaking out that someone is obviously stalking his best friend.

It's something I would do. Honest!

“Sure, you can say that. I am trying to learn things about him, for reasons I wish not to share. I would ask him myself, but you see.. I am nervous.” Damian lied.

“Well, if you’re nervous about it, I guess I can help you. Anyway, as long as I’m here to help you, I’m Hiroto Honda! It’s nice to meet you!” Honda said, extending his arm and shaking Damian’s hand. Damian just looked at him, could anyone be so idiotic?

Easy! Just go back six years and send them my way.

“Well now, that is what I like to hear. But first, will you show me around Domino? You see, I have just moved here, and don’t know my way around.” Damian asked, once again lying.

“Uh.. Sure, I got time on my hands. Let’s go!” Honda replied.

Tristan: Sure, random stranger I don't know, who is also stalking Joey! Of course I'll give you a tour. It's not like you're completely suspicious or anything!


They walked towards the Kaiba Corp. building, Honda stopped in front of it.

“I guess the first place you should know about is the most known place in Domino. This is Kaiba Corporation! The leader of the company is a real prick, so if you see a tall guy with mustard brown hair and a long flowy coat, steer clear of him.” Honda explained.

“I will make sure to do that.” Damian replied, taking the explanation. Honda continued walking, as did Damian. Honda would stop every now and then to look at Damian.

“Will you please stop staring at me? It is really pissing me off.” Damian said.

“Um.. Those fangs.. Are they real, or are they things you bought at a store for a dollar? Because they are creeping me out.” Honda asked.

“Heh. They are very much real, I can show you how real they are if you want.” Damian answered, smirking.

“Uh.. No thanks, lets just continue.” Honda said, hoping Damian was just kidding about showing him how his fangs were real.

Because when someone threatens to suck your blood, don't run off screaming! Just shrug it off as if it's a normal, every day occurrence.

He stopped in front of the Domino arcade, Damian stopping next to him.

“Hmm?” Damian asked.

“This is the Domino arcade, it has game machines inside, ranging from Sports games to Dancing games, it’s really popular with teenagers.” Honda explained.

“Such frivolous activities.” Damian said, more to himself then to Honda.

“Um.. I guess you can say that.” Honda replied, scratching his head. Honda and Damian continued walking. Damian caught sight of Jounouchi, and quickly ran into an alleyway.

Because that's not suspicious or anything!
 
“Huh? Damian?” Honda said, looking at where Damian was supposed to be walking. He looked ahead and saw Jounouchi walking and looking at the ground. “Hey Jounouchi!”
 
“Huh? Oh, hi Honda.” Jounouchi replied.
 
“Why do you look so down man? Honda asked.
 
“I told Kyoshi something, and he ran upstairs into his room.. I think he might be mad at me or something.” Jounouchi replied.
 
“Well why don't you talk to him about it then? I mean, what could be so bad that yo-“ Honda started.
 
“I told him I liked him as more then a friend.” Jounouchi interrupted.
 
“Oh..” Is all that Honda said.
 
“Yeah..” Jounouchi replied.
 
“Well, I'm not Doctor love or anything, but maybe you should ask him how he feels about you, you know? Maybe he was just shocked by the sudden information that he didn't know what else to do.” Honda suggested.

Yes, that is a smart idea! You reach for the stars, Tristan.
 
“Yeah.. You might be right! Thanks buddy, I think I'll take your advice and go talk to him!” Jounouchi said, happily. And then the world exploded. (No it didn't, I was just making that up.)

Damn, and I was hoping the story was over, and the next three chapters were just all in my head.
 
“Well, good luck!” Honda said as Jounouchi walked in the other direction. Damian walked out of the alleyway and back to where Honda was.
 
“Hello.” He said.
 
“Hey, why did you walk off like that? You could've gotten lost, you said awhile ago you didn't know your way around.” Honda asked.
 
“I thought I saw something shiny.” Damian lied.
 
“Well at least give me a warning or something before you walk off next time.” Honda said.

Honda: I mean, there could be gay thugs in there who want to kill you for some silly reason!
 
“Okay.” Damian replied. They continued walking around Domino, where they stopped at another building.
 
“This, is the Black Clown Game-shop. It sells a different game then the Kame Game-shop.” Honda explained.
 
“That's nice..” Damian said, sarcastically.
 
“Hey, you're the one who wanted to know your way around! I could've just said no and left you standing there.” Honda said, annoyed at Damian's sarcasm.
 
“But you didn't, did you?” Damian asked, smirking again.

Of course not, Damian! Because then how would he eventually try to win your heart, only to learn of your EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL plan?
 
“HEY! Why are you standing outside of the building doing nothing? Are you trying to stalk my boyfriend?!” Dartz asked, coming up behind them.

Paranoid much?

Honda turned around to look at him.
 
“No, no! I was just giving this guy I just met, Damian, a tour around Domino, and since the Black Clown is one of the more important buildings in Domino, I saw it fit to tell him about it.” Honda explained, hoping Dartz wouldn't do anything bad to him via magic.
 
“I see.. Well then, I'll leave you two alone.” Dartz said, and walked away. Honda just watched until Dartz was out of sight.
 
“Are all of your friends gay?” Damian asked.
 
“Um.. No, Dartz is actually bi-sexual, or at least I think he is.. WAIT! How do you know any of my friends?!” Honda asked. Damian shook his head and scoffed.
 
“Idiot, I heard you talking to a man before we came here.” Damian replied.

Because two guys constitutes as every one of Tristan's friends.
 
“Well that was Jounouchi, why didn't you stay to see him? You could've found out some stuff about him, I'm sure he wouldn't have minded answering some of your questions. He always likes it when he runs into a fan.” Honda asked.
 
“I was nervous. And besides, I already told you, I saw something shiny in the alleyway, remember?” Damian replied. Honda sighed and shook his head, and they continued walking. Damian stopped to look at Honda, who didn't really notice until about three minutes later.
 
“Uh.. What is it?” Honda asked.
 
“I was just wondering, do you always trust people so easily? I mean, for all you know I could be out to get Katsuya, and you said you would help me find things out about him.” Damian replied.

Get it!?

It's funny because that's actually Damian's plan!
 
“Well, I really doubt you are someone who would try and hurt Jounouchi. And you haven't done anything suspicious that I know of, so I have no reason to not trust you.” Honda said, oblivious to Damian's actual intentions.
 
“Really? That's interesting..” Damian mumbled. ”And by interesting, I mean really fucking dumb, but let's continue along."
 
 
It was around 9 PM when they had finished going around Domino.

How big is Domino supposed to be!? It should've been like, noon when they started. Did they stop at every single building or something?

They stopped in the park.
 
“I thank you for showing me around.” Damian said, bowing.
 
“Oh, it was no problem. I have a feeling we're going to be good friends!” Honda replied, giving Damian a thumb's up.
 
“Friends.. Right..” Damian mumbled.
 
“What did you say?” Honda asked.
 
“Oh, it was nothing. Honest.” Damian lied.
 
“Alright. Do you need help getting back to wherever it is you live? It's hard to get home sometimes at night around here.” Honda asked.

Because we all know that walking around in the dark is scary.
 
“No, I am sure I can find my way.” Damian replied.
 
“Alright, well.. I'll write down my address that way if you wanna come over or something you know where to go!” Honda said. He grabbed a piece of scrap paper he had in his coat pocket and a pen and wrote something down. He handed the piece of paper to Damian.
 
“Okay.” Damian replied, taking the piece of paper.
 
“Well, it was really fun! I'm glad I almost bumped into you.” Honda said. Damian nodded, and started to head home.

Because giving your home address to someone you've barely known for a day is a smart idea! I'm sure nothing bad will come of it.
 
`Well, it seems I have someone who can tell me things about Katsuya. Perfect. Poor fool has no idea what he is getting himself into by spending time with me. It makes this all the more fun to play out.' Damian thought as he walked into an alleyway.
 
 
Sorry it was so short, I didn't intend for it to be. ^^; But hopefully you enjoyed the chapter!

Well, I wasn't getting bashed in the head with OMG! JOEY AND KYOSHI 4EVER!!!111 So I guess it wasn't as bad as it could've been.

Honda will probably play an important role in the story, so expect more of him! ^_^ And he is getting the attention he deserves, I mean, he can't always just be the best friend, he needs attention too.
 
Honda: You go girl!
 
So while you are waiting for me to put up chapter 9, think of two things: 1. Why do all the villains in Yu-Gi-Oh have to have a sad back-story and 2. Why doesn't ANYONE pay attention to the fact that when Raphael beat Yami in their first duel, Raphael was the king of games?

Because no one cares, that's why.

I mean he would've had to be if he beat Yami. But no, they bring more attention to the fact that Yugi is gone. Because we all LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Yugi!

You know, if I apparently hated Yugi so much, why wasn't there a chapter to bash him? Because that's the kind of thing I did.

[Dr. O]

Wow, this is like a greatest hits of bad fanfic cliches. What kind of person would wri- Oh.

Ohhhhhh...

I am enjoying the mock, though. It's interesting to see someone tear apart their old work, since they know it better than anyone else.

[Moose]

And so, we are close to finishing this mock. After this chapter, only two remain. Kind of bums me out, since I enjoyed mocking it. DAMN ME FOR NEVER FINISHING IT!

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=_= Wow, it’s been awhile since I’ve worked on anything. I’m hoping you guys haven’t thought I stopped working on my fics, because I haven’t. I just have been doing other things, like drawing, playing video games. Stuff like that.

Almost like what I do now! Except replace drawing with working.

Don’t worry though! I’ll try to work on this more often! And you know, the longer it takes for me to write this, the more you’re waiting to know what happens, right? Right?! ^^;;

Or everyone will forget about this fic and move on to greener pastures.

After hearing my sis talking about working on her fanfics, I decided maybe I should work on my own. So, I’ll stop typing this stuff so you all can read on. After I respond to reviews and do the disclaimer and stuff. ^^;;;

I'll get this over with... AFTER I BORE YOU WITH MORE SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT!

Yenchna: -pokes at your dead body- Wow, she died. <.< -kicks body under computer desk- ^^;; Hiroto isn’t stupid he’s just um.. Yeah, he is kind of stupid isn’t he?

Alonegirl_34: Yeah, that’s true. But still, it would do for some good comic relief on the bad guy’s part. ^-^

Liily: I threw a trumpet fanfare for Raphael. Well, in my room anyway. (Since my sis would tell me to tone down the Raphael-fanning of it, she wasn’t a big fan of Raphael at the time.)

Damian: She doesn’t own Yu-Gi-Oh, okay? Those pathetic mortals of 4Kids do, and boy did they screw it up.. Cutting out the scenes.

Kyoshi: What scenes?

Jounouchi: Yeah, what scenes?

Damian: You know.. The scenes. –walks off-

OMG HE IS SO MYSTERIOUS! SWOON!!!!!!

Jounouchi: -looks at Kyoshi-

Kyoshi: -looks at Jounouchi-

Anzu: All she owns is Kyoshi and Damian. And my sometimes 180 degree personality change, but only in the not-so-story chapters of some other crappy fic I wrote that I don't want to think about (which she is going to work on at some point) So now after all this yadda yadda yaddaing, please enjoy the story. –hands you a balloon- ^-^


It had been a day and a half since Jounouchi had told Kyoshi how he felt. But since then, Jounouchi hadn’t seen Kyoshi. Jounouchi shifted on the couch, he was wondering what he should do about his current situation. The phone rang.

“Hello?” Jounouchi asked, picking up the phone.

“Hey Jounouchi! I just wanted to see how things went after talking to Kyoshi.” Honda said on the other line.

“Oh.. Yeah, about that.. You see, I kind of got really nervous about asking him how he felt, so I chickened out at the last minute.” Jounouchi replied. ”See, if I tried to talk to him about it, and he hated me, that would have just brought up conflict, which has no room in this crapfest of a fanfic! Well, unless it's conflict with Mai. SHE IS THE DEVIL!”

“You what?!” Honda screamed.

“Well I never really ever liked anyone, well, ‘cept for Mai, but I think that was only a crush, even though she seemed to like me back.” Jounouchi said.

“Really Jounouchi, you should go talk to Kyoshi about his feelings. You don’t wanna go around with such a heavy load on your shoulders, do you?” Honda asked.

“No.. Say, can I hang at your place this afternoon, I don’t wanna talk to him just yet..” Jounouchi asked.

“Uh.. Sorry bud, I already have plans for this afternoon.” Honda replied.

Tristan: I have a hot date with an evil vampire guy!

“I thought I told you I didn’t want you chasin’ after my little sister!” Jounouchi yelled.

“No! I’m not going to see Shizuka, I’m going to hang out with a this guy I met yesterday. Geez, not everything I do revolves around your sis!” Honda said.

“Hehe, remember when you tried setting Varon up with Yugi because you didn’t want Varon hitting on Shizuka?” Jounouchi asked.

A straight guy? In this story? Holy crap, is that possible!?

“That’s not funny, dude. I got bruises from him from trying to do that! And not to mention Yugi didn’t talk to me for two weeks!” Honda yelled.

“Well it was your own fault. You were the one who had done it.” Jounouchi said, trying to hold back his laughter.

“Or was it? Hey look man, I think Damian’s here, so I’m gonna go. Talk to Kyoshi, really.” Honda said.

“Okay, bye.” Jounouchi hung up the phone. He knew he should really talk to Kyoshi like Honda said, but it was hard. He went back into the living room and plopped down on the couch,a cold beer in his hand. He was going to watch some reruns of the Golden Girls, and think about how was he going to talk to Kyoshi about such a big subject without coming out the wrong way?


Honda opened the door to his house, Damian was standing there.

“Hello Hiroto, thank you for taking the time today to be with me.” Damian said.

“Oh, it’s no problem! So.. Anywhere you want to go?” Honda asked.

“Anywhere is fine with me..” Damian replied.

“Well.. Why don’t we go for a walk? Maybe get something to eat, make fun of people. You know, the good things!” Honda suggested.

Because making fun of people and eating is so fun!

Oh wait, it actually is.

“Alright.” Damian replied, and they walked out the door.


“Alright Ryou, you have recovered from your injuries, so you may go home whenever you wish. And really thank these two gentlemen for paying the hospital bill.” AThe dDoctor said. (Remember, Bakura accidentally got Ryou hurt when he was kicking the soda vendor.)

Because there will be a test, and it'll count for a quarter of your grades!

“Yes, I will. Thank you so much, dDoctor. Cheerio!” And with that, Ryou, Raphael, and Bandit Keith left the hospital. (Hee! I thought it would be cute for him to say ‘cheerio’ in public. ^_^)

Wanna know what else is cute? Shutting your whore mouth and not adding stupid author's comments.

“Do you need us to help you get home?” Raphael asked, turning to the young white-haired teen.

“No, I’ll manage. I just need to make sure that the next time I want a drink, the vendor is working before I put in the money for it.” Ryou said, smiling. Bandit Keith sweat-dropped.

“You mean you didn’t check?” Bandit Keith asked.

“No, I was really thirsty.” Ryou replied, scratching his head. Bandit Keith rolled his eyes, causing Raphael to glare at him.

Being thirsty apparently makes you dumb as a rock.

“Be careful next time, okay?” Raphael said.

“Alright! Bye!” Ryou waved to the two blondes, and then left.

“Oh! Oh! Raphael, can we fly home this time?!” Bandit Keith asked, punching at Raphael’s arm.

“No.” Raphael replied dully.

“But why not? It’s fun! You’ve done it before. If it’s about people seeing, you can avoid them!” Bandit Keith asked.

I hate songfics, but I really wish I had put in a Frank Sinatra scene where they dance to “Come Fly With Me”

Would've been better than what there actually is.

“Remember the last time I let you fly with me? You jumped out of my arms just to see if you would land on your feet. You gave me a heart attack. We’re going home the good old fashioned way, we walk.” Raphael explained.

“I won’t do that again, I swear!” Bandit Keith said, trying to convince his friend to go flying.

“Yeah, I know you swear. And no, we’re walking!” Raphael replied. He looked over to see Honda and Damian walking past the hospital. “Hmm...”

Raphael: My angel senses are tingling!

“Raphael?” Bandit Keith asked, shaking Raphael’s shoulder. Raphael shook his head and looked back at Bandit Keith.

“Sorry, it’s nothing. Let’s go.” Raphael said, and walked away, Bandit Keith following after him.


Jounouchi was now standing in front of Kyoshi’s door. He didn’t know whether to just barge in ignoring all privacy that Kyoshi might want, or to knock. He decided on the former of the two.

Because that's how to get someone to love you! You just barge into their room, giving no thought to their feelings! Surely, Kyoshi will want to be with him. Joey sure is a swell guy!

“Oh no!” Kyoshi said to himself as he heard the door open. He quickly put on his shirt before Jounouchi could see anything Kyoshi didn’t want him seeing.

“Oh uh.. Sorry, I didn’t know you were getting dressed.” Jounouchi said, trying to hide his blushing.

“Ah.. It’s alright.” Kyoshi replied. (If it were me he walked in on, I would bitch-slap the idiot. -_-)

LISTEN, SISTER! THIS IS MY JOB! YOU WAIT UNTIL YOU'RE OLDER, YOU HEAR ME!?

“Um.. I uh... how do you feel about me?” Jounouchi asked.

‘DAMMIT! Too sudden, too sudden! I had this all planned out! I was gonna have some small-talk, tell him about my mad dueling skills, stutter incessantly, and THEN ask him that.’ Jounouchi thought, hitting himself repeatedly on the head.

“Katsuya, are you alright?” Kyoshi asked, tilting his head.

“I’m great! Fine! Perfect! Dandy! Uh.. About what I just asked.. The reason I did was because I really do like you.. And uh.. I was wondering if you liked me too.” Jounouchi explained.

“Oh no..” Kyoshi whispered to himself, and ran out of the room, leaving Jounouchi there staring.

Instead of doing something like, you know, grabbing him before he passed Joey by. It would be kind of a dick thing to do, but we all know he doesn't care about that kind of thing!

“Uh.. What?” Jounouchi said to himself, scratching his head. He shrugged and walked out of the room. Maybe if he ate something he could forget about what he was feeling.

Joey's the kind of guy who eats his feelings.




“Hmm.. Good, good.” Damian said while he was walking.

“What? What’s good?” Honda asked, looking at the older boy.

“Uh.. This taco. It is good, spicy too. Spicy things are good! Non-spicy is the devil.” Damian lied. Honda just blinked.

“Uh.. Okay.” He replied. He looked over to see Otogi and Dartz walking, Ryuji chattering incessantly, and poor Dartz actually paying attention. Before he could scuttle away, Otogi saw him.

If I was using Ryuji for the past eight chapters, why am I suddenly going with Otogi? Oh, right... BECAUSE I WAS TOO PRETENTIOUS TO USE THEIR DUBBED NAMES!

“HONDA!” He yelled, pointing at the brunette.

“Uh.. Me?” Honda said, playing stupid. (Just like every moment of his existence. I’m gonna sit over here now and defend myself from the Honda fans.)

“No, the other Honda.” Ryuji replied, sarcastically.

Again, me, wait until you're older to mock, and MoA decides to make Project AFTER!

“Uh.. I’m guessing you’re still mad about my little prank, huh?” Honda asked. (Read near the beginning of the first chapter if you don’t know what he’s talking about.)

“Oh yeah. And since I’ve got nothing better to do, I can hurt you.” Ryuji replied. He ran towards Honda, ready to beat the living daylights out of him.

“Is it really that important?” Dartz asked. (<.< I just noticed how hypocritical that might seem.)

“YES!” Ryuji yelled, about to punch Honda. Damian stepped in front of Honda.

”Be gone,” Damian muttered. He started speaking in what seemed like a demonic language. Slowly, Ryuji's skin started to tear apart before all that was left was a skeleton.

“Good riddance. I'm out of here,” Dartz said, kicking Ryuji's skeleton before walking. Damian smiled and continued along with Honda, as if nothing had happened.

“You are going to hurt him for something as little as him playing a prank. Lovely.. Very lovely. Have you not played a prank on him? If you have, did he try and hurt you? Think about it.. It’s foolish what you are doing.” Damian said.

“I guess.. You’re right..” Ryuji said. He looked at Honda. “Sorry Honda..” Ryuji and Dartz walked away, and Honda and Damian continued walking.

“Thanks.” Honda said.

“It wasn’t for you. It’s just that he did not have a good reason to hurt you is all. If it were something like you pushed him out of a window, I would but laugh at what he was doing.” Damian replied.

He sure is a good friend, that Damian! I can see why Tristan trusts him so much!

“Uh.. Th-That’s um.. Not very pleasant sounding.” Honda said, inching a bit from the older boy.

“Neither is the world, but you don’t say anything about that.” Damian countered.

“Well I can’t do anything about the world not being pleasant.” Honda said.

“Oh, and you think you can do something about me? Ha.. That makes me laugh.” Damian replied, laughing a bit. Tristan just blinked, but didn’t say anything else. (But then, would you?)

No.

I'd laugh with him, because he's kind of right.


Jounouchi sat on his bed, looking out his window every so often. He needed someone else to talk to, Honda wasn’t that much of a help. He went downstairs and dialed a number on the phone.

“Moshi Moshi! Mazaki residence!” Anzu said.

“Hey Anzu!” Jounouchi said happily.

“Oh, hi Jounouchi! What’s up?!” Anzu replied.

“Ah nothing, just wanted to talk.” Jounouchi answered.

“Oh! Okay. Well Yugi told me that you had someone staying at your house. Is it true?” Anzu asked. Jounouchi blinked.

I had no idea Yugi was such a gossip whore.

“Uh.. Yes.” Jounouchi replied. “Say, when did Yugi become a gossip monger?”

DAMMIT, YOUNGER ME! THIS IS PISSING ME OFF! DO I NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND CHOKE A BITCH!?

YOU ARE SO LUCKY I LIKE LIVING, OTHERWISE I WOULD!

“Since.. I dunno.” Anzu replied. “Uh.. Should he not have told me?”

“No, it’s fine. I was just wondering, doesn’t seem like something Yugi would tell you, or anyone in particular.” Jounouchi said.

“So, what is his or her name?” Anzu asked, obliviously. (Not that you can blame her, it’s not like she knows anything about what’s going on.)

And for that, she should be thankful.

“Kyoshi..” Jounouchi replied. Speaking of which, Jounouchi wondered where Kyoshi could’ve gone to, he wasn’t anywhere in the house. Jounouchi had already looked twice.

“Kyoshi? So a man, eh?” Anzu asked.

“Man? He’s not much older then us, Anzu. Maybe about a year or so.” Jounouchi replied. “Um.. I don’t wanna sound rude or anything. You’re curious, but can we not talk about Kyoshi?”

“Huh? Okay. Well then let’s talk about FRIENDSHIP!” Anzu said.

“Oh... god.” Jounouchi said.

I'm also surprised I did not make a huge scene in which I also bash Te'a, as I'm pretty sure I hated her too.


“That was a good walk. It’s nice to get out sometimes.” Dartz said as he walked into the Black Clown shop with Ryuji.

“Yeah. It’s better then being in a stuff old building all day.” Ryuji replied. Dartz smiled and went to go into the backroom.

“AAH!” He yelled.

“Dartz?!” Ryuji said, walking into the back room. “Uh.. How did you get back here?”

Dartz: Hello, I walked back here with two legs. DUH! Oh, you meant the other person in here.

“Um.. Was I not supposed to? Sorry.” Kyoshi replied. “I needed to get out of the house..”

“It’s fine, but usually this room is locked when I’m not around, even if the store’s open.” Ryuji replied. Dartz took a look at the door.

“Did.. You break the lock or something?” Dartz asked, picking up some metal looking bits and pieces.

“Uh.. Yes. Sorry..” Kyoshi replied. Ryuji cocked his head.

Kyoshi: Not sorry enough to not have done it, but still sorry. You know, in that 'sorry I was caught' kind of way.

“You don’t look so good, Kyoshi. Are you feeling alright?” He asked.

“Yes. I’m fine.” Kyoshi replied.

“Did you get into a fight with Jounouchi or something?” Ryuji asked.

“No.. Um.. That’s not it. Say.. How did you guys first know you liked one another?” Kyoshi asked.

“Oh. Well you see...” Dartz started.


Don’t worry, don’t worry! Where this ends is where the next chapter will start off. Next chapter will mainly be a flashback of how Duke and Dartz started dating and stuff.

Because that's just what we need; a flashback of how one of the most unlikely Yu-Gi-Oh pairs got together!

I bet your excited to read that. (Maybe that’s just me.)

Trust me, it is just you.

I hope you enjoyed the chapter! ^-~

FUCK, I FORGOT THAT THE TWITCH CAME BACK! Quick, you guys! We must go stop the twitching!



This post has been edited by Moose: Apr 3 2011, 07:33 AM