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Which caption author deserves the full tuition scholarship to South Florida Captioning University?
Which caption author deserves the full tuition scholarship to South Florida Captioning University?
"This was a screengrab from a tape sent into America's Funniest Home Videos. Right after this, he was mauled by ducks thinking he was their mother." - Mysty [ 3 ] ** [18.75%]
"Hang on I am getting into position. Love me tender big boy." - Arc Baltic [ 1 ] ** [6.25%]
"Today on The Otaku Hunter, our hero will be wrestling the mighty 'Neck-bearded Evangeleon Fanboy.'" - Yaoi Huntress Earth [ 3 ] ** [18.75%]
"Yes Ryoga, you did take a bath in the the spring of the drowned man. Unfortunately that man was a middle aged porn star who wanted to start in a movie titled 'Indiana Junks and the temple of Fellatio'." - Maniak [ 2 ] ** [12.50%]
"Today on 'Wrestlers even TNA wouldn't touch': Brokeback Mountain-Man!" - Max-Vader [ 6 ] ** [37.50%]
"There are probably several benefits that come from shoving a stick through a summer sausage and carrying it as an umbrella, but for the life of me I can't see them." - Al_Cone [ 1 ] ** [6.25%]
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post Jan 22 2011, 08:09 PM
The way I see it, there are two kinds of people in this world: Those who see a picture of some ridiculous-looking cosplay and feel the need to make excuses for it or throw out some weak compliment to avoid hurting anyone's feelings, and those who let loose and write hilariously humiliating captions for it. So what kind of person are YOU? Hopefully the latter, because it's time for yet another Cosplay Caption Contest!


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This contest's winning caption is...

Today on "Wrestlers even TNA wouldn't touch": Brokeback Mountain-Man!

Congratulations, Max-Vader!


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post Jan 22 2011, 08:13 PM
Throw in some funky bass and we have ourselves a porn star.
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post Jan 22 2011, 08:27 PM
This was a screengrab from a tape sent into America's Funniest Home Videos. Right after this, he was mauled by ducks thinking he was their mother.


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post Jan 22 2011, 08:39 PM
Hang on I am getting into position. Love me tender big boy.


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post Jan 22 2011, 10:19 PM
Today on The Otaku Hunter, our hero will be wrestling the mighty "Neck-bearded Evangeleon Fanboy."


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post Jan 22 2011, 11:22 PM
Maybe he'll look better if we pour some water onto him.


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post Jan 23 2011, 04:32 AM
Ryoga Hibiki in "Indiana Jones and the search for the weight watchers program"

Yes Ryoga, you did take a bath in the the spring of the drowned man. Unfortunately that man was a middle aged porn star who wanted to start in a movie titled "Indiana Junks and the temple of Fellatio".

Today in "What hapened with the stars of yesterday"; Ryoga Hibiki. Join us and learn how he handled the fact that he got dumped by Akane by becoming a tourist guide for some jungle tour.


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post Jan 23 2011, 04:41 AM
Today on "Wrestlers even TNA wouldn't touch": Brokeback Mountain-Man!


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post Jan 23 2011, 09:31 AM
There are probably several benefits that come from shoving a stick through a summer sausage and carrying it as an umbrella, but for the life of me I can't see them.


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post Jan 23 2011, 03:21 PM
"If I had five cents for everytime I used my sharpshooter, I'd be a very rich man."


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post Jan 24 2011, 04:06 AM
There's a very good chance this guy is going to get the shit beaten out of him on his way home.


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post Jan 30 2011, 07:13 AM
Just in case you needed a reason not to go Outback tonight...


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post Jan 30 2011, 07:23 PM
Hey, it's the newest member of the Straw Hat Pirates: Scabby McMullet.


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post Feb 1 2011, 02:41 AM
Shit son, between assignments for school and the prep work involved in setting up the latest PA update, this past weekend was so busy that I plumb forgot about the CCC! I can never apologize to you good people enough for this egregious oversight, so I suppose it's not worth apologizing at all.

The poll may be up a tad late, but six finalists are now ready to receive your precious votes. Give it to 'em hard, folks. I'll call a winner come Saturday morning as usual.


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post Feb 5 2011, 10:09 PM
It's time to count the votes, and it looks like our winner for this contest is Max-Vader. How about that! Congratulations, old bean.

As various parts of me swell with pride for this fine example of democracy in action, I want to thank everyone who took the time to cast their votes in this poll. You guys are providing a greater service for this forum than you might realize, so thank you for that. And of course, I would be remiss if I failed to acknowledge the significance of the contribution made by everyone who submitted their captions. You guys are all just so, so great. Goddamn. Keep up the awesome work, folks.


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