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post Oct 25 2010, 08:38 PM
I HATE THIS COMIC









okay I was going to just leave that here but seriously WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS IT. I saw that and then kept clicking through the archives because it's so hard to look away once you start. Like every page is a new storm of WHAT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW THIS and before you can finish vomiting, another pair of badly drawn enormous-nippled gazungas swing in and knock your hand into the NEXT >> button. welcome to the world of moon over june where everyone is terrifying and pregnant also nothing happens all the time.

seriously it's such a masterful blend of total blend of total boredom and uncanny sex faces and horrible art look at the girl farthest to the right lmao DOIHOI STICK YOUR FINGERS IN MY HERP DERP what the fuck is happening to those legs what is happening at all


I want to meet the author of this. I want to meet the person who decided the phrase "and I thought I had a pregnancy fetish!" would make a good punchline. I mean

I know there are worse fetishes out there but this comic is just so fucking SCARY

LOOK AT THAT GIRL'S FACE

HER FAAACE


ALL THEIR FACES I don't even know what to say besides OH GOD LOOK AT THIS PART WHY vaginas vaginas vaginas


from what I can garner through my INTERNET INSPECTION of this creature she is just as magical as her comic like for one the about page sounds like she thinks she is writing something sane?? it's just like "lalala oh my comic is this, here's how it all got started, so and so told me this, yay!" and then you look at the comic and it's a neverending river of softcore fetish dialogue and creepy brown vaginas

an adorable quote from her deviantart:

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Holy shit! I done went and made Moon over June into a free comic! Still very NFSW, but now free. I must be crazy.








WERE PEOPLE PAYING TO READ THIS BEFORE????? L.. LOL??



I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS RECTANGLE I MADE!!!




oh god I'm sorry if this is comic is old news or something but jfc

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post Oct 25 2010, 08:40 PM
THE FUCK?


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post Oct 25 2010, 08:48 PM
Oh god, I remember this when it was on Slipshine. I signed up there for a while to see what all the hubbub was about (it turns out it was about nagas with twin prehensile dicks), and every time a new page came out I would just look at it and wonder why.

In a tangentially related note, this woman also did a fake essay on the epic of Gilgamesh, but with cock-fencing and stuff. I don't even know.


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post Oct 26 2010, 02:14 AM
I've read about that one on TVtropes. Apparently, even 4Chan thinks that thing is evil.


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post Oct 26 2010, 03:05 AM
Damn it, it took me weeks to successfully purge this comic's existence from my memory when I first found out about it. I hate you, Jabberwocky.

As a young heterosexual male, I'm generally delighted by the idea of girl-on-girl sex. I admit it. Somehow, though, this comic manages to take my every lesbian fantasy and twist it into something vile and horrible, like in those horror movies where the pretty girl looks into the demon-possessed mirror and sees her face warp into a hideous, rotting version of itself. The shockingly bad art and consistently disgusting situations combine to create a series of comics that honestly repulse me. All the women look like close-call holocaust survivors and every comic is about them doing something gross like taking a shit or douching or plucking pubic hairs or building a sex machine that looks like a trap from Saw. Either that or we get a strip about some stupid random bullshit that leads up to an unfunny pun about feminism.

I hate this damn comic so much. Scratch that, I hate everything! Auuuggh, now I'm gonna have nightmares about that freaky-ass shit again...!


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post Oct 26 2010, 05:30 AM
I was gonna say "Welcome back Jabberwocky!" until I clicked the first link without reading the rest of the post.

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post Oct 26 2010, 05:33 AM
QUOTE (Joker @ Oct 26 2010, 08:30 AM)
I was gonna say "Welcome back Jabberwocky!" until I clicked the first link without reading the rest of the post.

GTFO
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THIS

Also, I think those should be marked NSFW. Because while I guess that should be obvious, that first link was NOT something I wanted to see after getting up literally twenty seconds earlier.

EDIT: Thanks.


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...This is, without a doubt, the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Okay, not my entire life, let me rephrase that: this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life that I haven't repressed. In fact, let's repress this, shall we...?

Before I do, let me be frank: this fic was obviously written by a down syndrome baby. All the lines of dialogue feel like they need to be punctuated with "derp"s, and the narrative feels like it should be read in a monotone yell, like Espa Roba or some shit.

Ganondorf is Sir Crocodile... Sunnuva bitch that was stupid...! I cannot begin to describe everything wrong wi--WHY WOULD HE TURN INTO A GIANT PIG?!?!?! HE CAN MAKE EVERYONE DIE BY RESTING HIS HAND ON THE GROUND WHY WOULD HE TURN INTO A GIANT PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????

...Okay. Okay I think I'm goo--GANONDORF'S A LITTLE TOO BLACK AND TWO-HANDED TO BE SIR CROCODILE DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHORT BUS BITCH??!!!!! Oh my god, and the reasoning...

OH GOD! MY BRAIN! MY PRECIOUS BRAI

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post Oct 26 2010, 07:34 AM
Hi there, senior member I haven't seen before! Man, that is some freaky-ass shit. I've seen worse, but not much.

I like to imagine that the author is one of those people who think that pornography is evil and steals women's souls. Therefore she decided to ruin lesbian porn for everyone. Of course, if that were the case, that would mean this person is an evil genius second only to Dr. Doom. So the much more likely explanation is that she is batshit crazy.

EDIT: She's an FLCL-fan. That at least explains the painful jokes.

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post Oct 26 2010, 01:54 PM
"Hmm, that name sounds familiar. Where have I heard of this comic before? I guess I'll click one link to remi- OH SHIT IT'S THIS THING! ALT-F4! ALT-F4!"

Also, what MoA said. Why on Earth would a comic about lesbian sex be such a hideous abomination?


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post Oct 26 2010, 02:43 PM
ohmy.gif Oh-oh my God. Oh my God! OH MY GOD! sick.gif

I just had to click the first link, didn't I?! Why would someone make something like this?!

EDIT: Hello there, post #666. Mwahahahaha! devil.gif

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