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#241
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 Puts the Ass in Class  Group: Members Posts: 2,273 Joined: 6-July 10 From: Springfield USA Member No.: 351 Gender: Male  |
 May 2 2012, 11:11 AM
Oh boy, have I got something ballsy for you all
Title: Web of Dimensions Author: PsyWeedle (AKA Lewis Louvhaug AKA Linkara) Fandoms: Pokemon/Digimon/Sailor Moon Pairing: IDK Background: A couple of years ago, it was revealed that Linkara created a very shameful fanfic many moons ago that not even his fans could properly defend. He made light of it along with Bennet the Sage back when he riffed on Fanfiction. No matter what you feel about Linkara's output, it's clear that this is one of those fics done at a very young age, and before any sense of quality with him developed (if at all). It was rumored to be purged after the segment on TGWTG but it still exists as a back up Mature Content: Thankfully, no. It's rated K Link: Please I'll take it on myself if there's no takers. -------------------- QUOTE (Nyx @ Jan 31 2009, 12:00 AM) The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which ALL is revealed...beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are...Death awaits you She is love, she is filth, she can destroy my soul- William Control (Dorian Gray) Anime Popularity = Schoolgirl Quotient x Otaku appeal / Time of Release (The Dr. O Anime Appeal Theorem) |
  
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#242
Airrider
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 Flavored With Real Sumeragi Extract Group: Members Posts: 205 Joined: 7-February 12 Member No.: 605 Gender: Male |
May 17 2012, 11:38 AM
I have other projects to attend to to riff fics, so I'll hand this off to somebody else.
Title: Inflated Kirby Characters Author: Arbiterai Knight Fandom: Kirby Pairing: Uhhhh... Summary: Do you like the Kirby series? Do you have an inflation fetish? This is the story for you! Mature Content: Yes, but not the kind you'd think Link: Man, oh man... Notes: Apparently this was somebody's parody of/protest against fetish pictures of characters in the Kirby fandom. Fine, highlight what you find creepy about somebody's fetishes, it's not like I haven't seen someone make their case before. On the other hand...it takes place in the Kirby world and has really violent, Happy Tree Friends-ish results to the subsequent inflation. Being stretchy or inflating or doing otherwise cartoony stuff isn't fetishy or some kind of horrible thing in Kirby, it's just something that kind of happens. Kirby inflates like a balloon to get around when Warpstar isn't available. If anyone wants to do a one-shot but can't find anything to mess around with, here you go. By the way, whoever called dibs on any of the stories I put out hear earlier is kind of free to do so, I think. I don't really know how the bounty board entirely works so I apologize if this is extraneous. -------------------- Riffings On Hold:
Twisted Metal: Anime Ambush Ongoing Riffings: Child Seed DID WARS Supplementary Material The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle Completed Riffings: Bad Memories Swansong Nameless Planetarian Lemon Little Bakery Of Horrors Concrete And Wolf DID WARS Star Destroyers Rampant "The SDR-5V Spider introduces the Inner Sphere to the future of battlefield fleeing. Blasts, barrages, or bombardments; when running isn't good enough, be good enough to Run Big." ~Zack Parsons of SomethingAwful, Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 |
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#243
TheSpaih
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 I was doing it BEFORE it was mainstream. Group: Members Posts: 1,190 Joined: 23-May 12 From: Punchbowl, PA Member No.: 649 Gender: Male |
May 25 2012, 06:15 PM
Removed, as I plan to do all of the author's stories.
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#244
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 I'M ON SPEED, MEGA MAN Group: Members Posts: 4,719 Joined: 29-March 12 Member No.: 626 Gender: Male |
May 28 2012, 06:01 AM
Oh boy, have I got one for you. I might mock this at some point, but I'm just putting it out here in case I never get around to it.
Title: Rarity's Generous Plan. Author: Tozac Fandom(s): My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; rape fetishists. Genre(s): Grimderp Pairing(s)?: Fluttershy X Big Macintosh, Applejack X Royal Guards (almost), Pinkie Pie X Pokey Pierce, Twilight Sparkle X Caramel, Rainbow Dash X Wonderbolts, Rarity X Random Mule (!) Short summary: Rarity decides to get her friends laid as part of her generosity. Raep ensues. Mature content: What the fuck do you think? Link: http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/218 Yeah, I'm just putting this here. MLP: FiM fanfics are kind of a dead horse, but I think this should be mocked at some point if I don't get around to it. This post has been edited by Nihilistic One: May 28 2012, 06:03 AM -------------------- QUOTE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CHANGE MY SIG TO... SOMETHING WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING [12:14:31 AM] Vaya Con Bonglorio: IN A WORLD RULED BY FAGS AND HAGS. IT IS UP TO ONE MAN TO LICK THE DICK [12:14:58 AM] Luke Phifer: AND THAT MAN IS... DEREK JOHNSON! QUOTE ( @ Mar 11 2013, 05:54 AM)  This guy is such a faggot that Richard Simmons calls him a fag. This guy is faggier than the members of One Direction wearing pink spandex leotards and dancing to songs from Wicked on a rainbow stage while Johnny Depp rides by on a wooden carriage driven by a team of aqua-green unicorns.  |
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#245
Airrider
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Flavored With Real Sumeragi Extract Group: Members Posts: 205 Joined: 7-February 12 Member No.: 605 Gender: Male |
May 29 2012, 03:19 AM
Upon thinking about it some, I've decided I want to remove DID WARS from the badfic board since I think I'll tackle it myself at some later date. I figured I'd say it here because A, it's clearer than an edit and B, I've been away from my computer because of urgent family matters and this was quicker than trying to get the iPod Touch to backspace like a zillion times.
EDIT: Fics claimed have the claimer's name below them now. Removed DID WARS from my big post. This post has been edited by Airrider: Jun 19 2012, 04:18 PM -------------------- Riffings On Hold:
Twisted Metal: Anime Ambush Ongoing Riffings: Child Seed DID WARS Supplementary Material The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle Completed Riffings: Bad Memories Swansong Nameless Planetarian Lemon Little Bakery Of Horrors Concrete And Wolf DID WARS Star Destroyers Rampant "The SDR-5V Spider introduces the Inner Sphere to the future of battlefield fleeing. Blasts, barrages, or bombardments; when running isn't good enough, be good enough to Run Big." ~Zack Parsons of SomethingAwful, Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 |
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#246
MissSarcastic1013
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 Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 95 Joined: 11-October 11 From: Queens, New York Member No.: 537 Gender: Female |
Jun 19 2012, 03:35 PM
This seriously needs to be mocked. Why in the hell would someone think that this would be a good idea to write something like this?!
Title: High School Sweet Hearts Author: Heart of The Wind 007 Fandom(s): The Bible (Yeah. THE BIBLE) Genre(s): Spiritual/Romance Pairing(s)?: Too many to count. Short summary: So what was high-school like for Mary and Joseph? Basically, a horrible biblical version of "How I Met Your Mother". Mature content: Seriously? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8021174/1/High...ol_Sweet_Hearts -------------------- "Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." |
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#247
truthordeal
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 Hyper Member Group: Members Posts: 524 Joined: 14-April 12 Member No.: 631 Gender: Male |
Jun 19 2012, 05:49 PM QUOTE (MissSarcastic1013 @ Jun 19 2012, 07:35 PM) This seriously needs to be mocked. Why in the hell would someone think that this would be a good idea to write something like this?! Title: High School Sweet Hearts Author: Heart of The Wind 007 Fandom(s): The Bible (Yeah. THE BIBLE) Genre(s): Spiritual/Romance Pairing(s)?: Too many to count. Short summary: So what was high-school like for Mary and Joseph? Basically, a horrible biblical version of "How I Met Your Mother". Mature content: Seriously? Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8021174/1/High...ol_Sweet_Hearts Let me at this one. I've been feeling like the odd man out without a fic to mock and this one seems right up my alley. -------------------- Me: Cleverbot, tell me a story.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time, I am living. The end. Me: Greatest story ever told. |
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#248
MissSarcastic1013
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 95 Joined: 11-October 11 From: Queens, New York Member No.: 537 Gender: Female |
Jun 19 2012, 11:08 PM QUOTE (truthordeal @ Jun 19 2012, 09:49 PM) Let me at this one. I've been feeling like the odd man out without a fic to mock and this one seems right up my alley. Be my guest. It's all yours, friend. -------------------- "Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from." |
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#249
SM2142
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 Mojave Wanderer Group: Members Posts: 503 Joined: 16-January 12 From: The Forgotten West Member No.: 582 Gender: Male |
Jun 26 2012, 05:09 PM QUOTE (Screaming_Soulcatcher @ May 2 2012, 01:11 PM) Oh boy, have I got something ballsy for you all Title: Web of Dimensions Author: PsyWeedle (AKA Lewis Louvhaug AKA Linkara) Fandoms: Pokemon/Digimon/Sailor Moon Pairing: IDK Background: A couple of years ago, it was revealed that Linkara created a very shameful fanfic many moons ago that not even his fans could properly defend. He made light of it along with Bennet the Sage back when he riffed on Fanfiction. No matter what you feel about Linkara's output, it's clear that this is one of those fics done at a very young age, and before any sense of quality with him developed (if at all). It was rumored to be purged after the segment on TGWTG but it still exists as a back up Mature Content: Thankfully, no. It's rated K Link: Please I'll take it on myself if there's no takers. If this is still available, I'll mock it! I need something to wash the foul taste of my last fic from my mouth. Can I? Please? -------------------- All Roads Lead To New Vegas
Completed Mockeries: An Eternity Of Servitude, Night High, Care Bears Meet Digimon, Ascend Through Darkness, The Arctic Wolf, Better Living Through Science and Ponies, "Web Of Dimensions", Latex Lugia 2, Mass Effect 2: Wings of Liberty, Power Play, The Next Move, Into Darkness, Anxiety Ongoing Mocks: Fallout: Equestria: Operation Flankorage Co-Op Mockeries: The Furry's Revenge, I Must Scream *** *** *** Asterisks rescued from Flankorage fanfic, they live here now. |
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#250
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Puts the Ass in Class Group: Members Posts: 2,273 Joined: 6-July 10 From: Springfield USA Member No.: 351 Gender: Male |
Jun 27 2012, 04:31 PM
Sure. Knock yourself out kid. Good luck
-------------------- QUOTE (Nyx @ Jan 31 2009, 12:00 AM) The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which ALL is revealed...beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are...Death awaits you She is love, she is filth, she can destroy my soul- William Control (Dorian Gray) Anime Popularity = Schoolgirl Quotient x Otaku appeal / Time of Release (The Dr. O Anime Appeal Theorem) |
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#251
Dystopian God
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 I'm the fly in your soup, I'm the pebble in your shoe... Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 11-May 12 From: The beating heart of creation Member No.: 645 Gender: Male |
Jun 27 2012, 07:47 PM
I have no idea if this has been posted yet or not, but please someone mock it.
Title: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the ring Author: Airnaruto45 Fandom(s): too many to count. Short summary: A crappy-paste of the entire Lord Of The Rings series with special guest star 'the author' filling in for gandalf. Mature content: Thankfully no. Link: Here ya go --------------------  When reason is gone, nothing is left but madness. |
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#252
Airrider
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Flavored With Real Sumeragi Extract Group: Members Posts: 205 Joined: 7-February 12 Member No.: 605 Gender: Male |
Jun 29 2012, 01:58 PM
Oh, and he's an Author Fighter, too. JOY.
I dunno if I'll take on that one: I've got those other fics to complete. I do hope somebody takes on it though. -------------------- Riffings On Hold:
Twisted Metal: Anime Ambush Ongoing Riffings: Child Seed DID WARS Supplementary Material The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle Completed Riffings: Bad Memories Swansong Nameless Planetarian Lemon Little Bakery Of Horrors Concrete And Wolf DID WARS Star Destroyers Rampant "The SDR-5V Spider introduces the Inner Sphere to the future of battlefield fleeing. Blasts, barrages, or bombardments; when running isn't good enough, be good enough to Run Big." ~Zack Parsons of SomethingAwful, Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 |
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#253
Looney Bird
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 57 Joined: 22-June 12 Member No.: 666 Gender: Male |
Jun 29 2012, 03:01 PM
Yeah, I hope someone takes it soon, too. It seems too similar to the mocks I've done already.
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#254
Shockwave S08
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 The SPARTAN-IV of A.F.T.E.R. (LV21) Group: Members Posts: 407 Joined: 21-September 10 From: Chicago Sector, 2557 Member No.: 388 Gender: Male |
Jul 2 2012, 09:04 AM
Title: Pokemon Fight Back
Author: Kabutroid (formerly Kabuthunk) Fandom(s): Pokemon Genre(s): Action/Adventure/Grimdark Pairing(s)?: None that I know of. Chapters: 30 (plus an alternate Chapter 11 that doubles as a "bonus" ending) Short summary: A man creates a Dragonite, he teaches it everything he knows. Created kills creator, and brings every last species of Pokemon into existence. Many years later, the events of Pokemon Red/Blue take place, only with 5000% more killing and gore. Also, a talking Squirtle. Mature content: Rated M for Strong Language, Blood, Gore, Intense Violence, and Suggestive Themes Link: Found it in a hidden section of Kabutroid's "Planet Zebeth" webcomic site. Knock yourselves out. -------------------- Mocks
Ghostkaiba297: The Furry's Revenge (Team Mock with SM2142) guard of the twilight: Chosen one of the legendary (Team Mock with SM2142, 48/111 done) laprasking: As Clear As Krystal Genesis of the PokeGirls Bride of Mewtwo Majinonifox1: All That is Forbidden shadowlugia249: Fit for a God Latexed Lugia Slime and Punishment Fur for All Occasions   "I'm still trying to figure out how this is sexy. On the bright side, this does have a practical use. Okay, look at it. If you can see yourself jerking off to it, kill yourself." - Nihilistic One, on outright terrible furry-fetish art |
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#255
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 Hell Chick Group: Members Posts: 518 Joined: 13-July 10 From: The Deepest Level of Hell, Apparently... Member No.: 355 Gender: Female |
Jul 12 2012, 11:52 AM
Oh God, I know I haven't been posting and shit but I've just found this like 2 minutes ago and oh God.
Title: My Immortal 2: Bring me 2 to Lyfe! Author: xxxsweet666carolinexxx Fandom(s):Harry Potter and possibly more. Genre(s): Adventure/Drama Pairing(s): I don't even want to know. Chapters: 3 so far, more coming. Rated: T This didn't even need an introduction, I'm curious tho, is it really a troll fic or is this girl for real? Link: Oh God -------------------- O pitiful shadow bound in darkness,
Looking down upon people, and causing them pain... A soul drowned in sinful karma... Want to try dying this once? |
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#256
Dystopian God
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I'm the fly in your soup, I'm the pebble in your shoe... Group: Members Posts: 430 Joined: 11-May 12 From: The beating heart of creation Member No.: 645 Gender: Male |
Jul 12 2012, 09:13 PM QUOTE (ToxAff @ Jul 12 2012, 12:52 PM) Title: My Immortal 2: Bring me 2 to Lyfe! Author: xxxsweet666carolinexxx Fandom(s):Harry Potter and possibly more. Genre(s): Adventure/Drama Pairing(s): I don't even want to know. Chapters: 3 so far, more coming. Rated: T This didn't even need an introduction, I'm curious tho, is it really a troll fic or is this girl for real? Link: Oh God What. WHAT! WHAT! -------------------- When reason is gone, nothing is left but madness. |
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#257
BlasterBlade210
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Jul 24 2012, 03:56 PM
Title: New Breed of Kamen Riders
Author: Bowling Is My Life Fandom(s): Kamen Rider (Dragon Knight)/iCarly Genre(s): Romance/Sci-Fi Pairing(s): From the summary - Starts with Carly/OC then Creddie, then Sheddie, Carly/OC, Sam/Jonah at the end Chapters: 7 and gone under the Radar Rated: T Gary Stu strikes the original Riders after Xaviax bites the big one at the end of Dragon Knight... yea he's so dead if I get my hands on him! Link: Right here guys I know TV Tropes page links are not normally allowed but... well, stumbled on it for the page thing... so I had to link it up... I'd link up more badfics but sadly most of the fics have been taken down faster then the Doctor manages to drag Amy into his latest disaster! Title: NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITONS Author: BadassJakeT97 (Anything but Badass apparently) Fandom: Naruto Genere: Unsorted Pairings(s): OC/Women Chapters: 70(!) Rated: M Another Gary Stu screws up the world of Naruto... and makes me want to throw Barrels at him Jensen-style (yes I checked if no one has done it so... Link: Here it is, hurry before FFN takes it down! This post has been edited by BlasterBlade210: Jul 24 2012, 04:42 PM -------------------- Let's Ride Project A.F.T.E.R.
Mocks done: none (yet) Check out League of Legends for PC Ambitous but Rubbish |
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#258
Voltstag
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 Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 3-August 12 From: Glasgow Member No.: 697 Gender: Male |
Aug 3 2012, 03:08 PM
Hmm...
Just a curious question but does anything know about the Pony POV Series? Does that thing count as a abomination of a Badfic series? Cause if so, then here's the TVTropes link to it. So here you go then. --------------------  |
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#259
Nihilistic One
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I'M ON SPEED, MEGA MAN Group: Members Posts: 4,719 Joined: 29-March 12 Member No.: 626 Gender: Male |
Aug 4 2012, 09:33 AM QUOTE (Voltstag @ Aug 4 2012, 01:08 AM) Does [The Pony POV series] count as a abomination of a Badfic series? It's quite stupid, but it's not as bad as the other sub-fandoms Bronies have created. Then again, that's not saying much, so I think I'll reserve this for some point in the future. If I ever finish Trixie's Magic Bit and all the other shit I'm working on. -------------------- QUOTE IF YOU DO THAT I'LL CHANGE MY SIG TO... SOMETHING WHERE YOU ADMITTED YOU WERE A LESBIAN PEDOPHILE OR SOMETHING [12:14:31 AM] Vaya Con Bonglorio: IN A WORLD RULED BY FAGS AND HAGS. IT IS UP TO ONE MAN TO LICK THE DICK [12:14:58 AM] Luke Phifer: AND THAT MAN IS... DEREK JOHNSON! QUOTE ( @ Mar 11 2013, 05:54 AM) This guy is such a faggot that Richard Simmons calls him a fag. This guy is faggier than the members of One Direction wearing pink spandex leotards and dancing to songs from Wicked on a rainbow stage while Johnny Depp rides by on a wooden carriage driven by a team of aqua-green unicorns. |
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#260
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 3-August 12 From: Glasgow Member No.: 697 Gender: Male |
Aug 4 2012, 09:37 AM QUOTE (Nihilistic One @ Aug 4 2012, 06:33 PM) It's quite stupid, but it's not as bad as the other sub-fandoms Bronies have created. Then again, that's not saying much, so I think I'll reserve this for some point in the future. If I ever finish Trixie's Magic Bit and all the other shit I'm working on. It's long, REALLY long. So good luck. -------------------- |
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