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[Sniper_Queen]

Found one!!
Story: Vampire's slave
Author: witch17
Fandom: One Piece
Pairings: ViviXace, viviXothers
Summary: vivi nami and robin are three friends who run into a seemingly nice guy named ace now vivi is stuck a slave for five vampires rated m in later chapters

I took a peek at it (only one chapter so far) and the author has commaphobia:

It was a dark night two bloody bodies were currently in the living room most likely already if not they sure were close to death the only living person in the house was currently holding her bedroom door shut to stop the vampire from eating her in order for this story to make sense we will have to go back before all this started

Almost forgot the damn link
This is what happens when idiots gets to use the internet

This post has been edited by Sniper_Queen: Sep 7 2010, 02:56 PM

[The Chosen]

There's no periods in there, either. Oh wait, there is one at the part where it says it's 7 AM.

[The Chosen]

Oh, jeez. They've got a Wandering Swordsman fic as one of their favorites. That says something.

[Mysty]

Oh, jeez. They've got a Wandering Swordsman fic as one of their favorites. That says something.

You mean this one?

[The Chosen]

Well, of course. That's the only one they've got.

[T_K_17]

Title: A Jedi's Destiny
Author: King Buster
Fandom: Lion King/Star Wars

I first found out about this one on the old Godawful Fan Fiction site. Unfortunately both sites are down but the Wayback machine saved them.

The Godawful page

The whole fic

[Sniper_Queen]

Title: The Ninja Who Wants To Be Pirate King
Author: triggerspec
Summary: "You will be my new nakama! I'll be the only pirate ship with a ninja!" After a shipwreck, a ninja pirate is taken aboard. "Dropout bounty hunter.""Useless female.""Sad excuse of a male.""Bastard child.""You're still a child." Personalities will collide

This shit basically happens around the very beginning (when luffy meets usopp) and aside from the horrible narration and the awkward dialouge, the main character makes me want to hit something cute and fluffy.

Here it is

Title: One Piece: The Daughter of Red Hair Shanks
Author: teamhalo13
summary: ZoroXOc based off anime. this is my first story so please enjoy and rate. its Yuki POV and she is Luffy's best friend and going to become... well you'll see thanks

The first f-ing chapter is basically her copying all the lines of dialouge from the actual episode.
Have I mentioned how much I hate One Piece OC's?

This post has been edited by Sniper_Queen: Sep 9 2010, 04:25 AM

[Shockwave S08]

Title: Latexed Lugia
Author: shadowlugia249
Fandom: Pokemon
Genre: Supernatural/Fantasy
Pairing: OCxOC (Rye x Sirius)
Summary (straight from FF.net): A Balloon Lugia TF. A Lugia fanatic buys a very real balloon that looks suspiciously like Lugia. But when it starts eating straight out of his hand, he realizes that he might be in over his head...
Mature Content: Nope.

This fic is so awful, it broke the will of Dr. Killjoy and Zelda407 of The (One-Post-Wonder) Badfic Files after the first section of the fic, and was never touched again...who will be the one that steps up to the plate?

There's awkward character transitions with no page breaks, no separate chapters (all-in-one page), some bona-fide Nightmare Fuel, and absolutely NO LOGIC to be found in this festering pile of crap!

UPDATE: This fic was taken by yours truly.

This post has been edited by Shockwave S08: Nov 13 2012, 02:13 PM

[P Dot Alex]

Welcome on Project AFTER. You should introduce yourself here first, though.

This post has been edited by P Dot Alex: Sep 21 2010, 01:59 AM

[SirMax]

Probably no one will find anything, but if anyone can find badfic of Shadow of Rome that would be lovely. I've tapped my sources and found nothing.

[Lizard-Man]

Well I should probably lay off the mocks a bit until I can finish the damn Naruto/Warcraft crossover (Which by the way was recently updated) but I could always use something else to do in the meantime.

So if anyone can find a really bad Digimon Frontier fanfic I'd love to try my hand at that. I hated that season. On the flipside, I could always go for more ripping on Teen Titans, so long as it isn't you know who writing the story. I suppose a crappy Rob/Rae story would be good to tear a bit into, I think I need to lay off the BB/T shippers. They're not the only ones who write crap stories.

By the way, if anyone wants to take a shot at mocking bad Avatar Fanfiction I could always search FF.net for ya. Like Naruto's page over there, there are plenty of horribly written fanfics I could point out to ya.

[Sniper_Queen]

Here are some RobRae fan fictions

Title: Hazel's Eye
Author: waterbender4evr
Summary: What will you do when your best friends suffering is because of you?How far will you go for to stop it?Will you be able to give up the person you love the most? YAY MY FIRST STORY THIS IS SO EXCITING! NO FLAMES PEOPLE I DONT WANNA GET BURNED!
It has one chapter so far, but the chapter's just a wall of text

Title: We're Parents
Author: VaMpIrERaVeN117
Summary: What happens when two kids show up at the Titans tower and say that Raven and Robin are their parents then slade shows up this is not good for the Titans. This is my first story hope u guys like it
It has 9 chapters
But here's a quote from the first one:

"But there's nothing to do Robin" said bb. cyborg is in the kitchen trying to cook some food. "Yo b stop whining and do something you're diving me crazy" said Cyborg.

Title: love in new york city
Author: 3FALL3N
SUmmary: robin has been having reacearing dream about his parents but as slade shows up just when robin is having fun who will show up as his aperentse? sorry if i didnt spell some thing right just tell me in your review chap. two will be up soon till then 3FALL3N
The first sentence is horrifying:

The teen titans were all just sitting watchign TV it had been almost 5 months sincins tokyo.

It only has one chapter but it was just started yesterday.

Title: Flight of the Raven
Author: Koga's-biggest fan
Summary: Alan puts together a band with Raven as lead guitarist and lead singer, Gar on drums and Vic on keyboard. Main pairing RaexDick DON'T LIKE THE PAIRING DONT READ!AU
This is mainly if you feel like doing another whiny "drama" fanfiction

[SirMax]

Title: Thri-Kreen Erotica
Author: anonymous
Fandom(s): Dungeons and Dragons
Genre(s): horrifying pornography
Pairing(s)?: Some sentient insectoid x a human
Short summary (not necessary, but helpful): A human has sex with with his girlfriend in DnD. His girlfriend's character is an insect thing.
Mature content? (Y/N): Yes.

God why

[Soren Highwind]

Title: Maxical's Journey: A New Sun Rises
Author: mALX
Fandom(s): The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Genres: adventure
Pairing(s): OC x many people
Author's Summary: The truth about the Oblivion Crisis!
My Summary: An OC goes through the storyline of the game. Sorta. Okay not really.
Mature Content(Y/N): Kinda violent at parts, kinda suggestive in others, not really otherwise

Holy crap this thing is one of the longest fanfics I have ever seen. I want to mock it, but there's no way I could possibly do it myself. It's just too fucking long. And there is NO END IN SIGHT.

[DraculaMarth]

So long story short, I was doing a sort of Q&A with TATSNBN (I know, bringing him up AGAIN) and I had to read over his remake of STNC and at the end of the second to last chapter, he makes an author's note along the lines of "PM me and I can send you BBxTerra hentai stories!". See, he did it because FF.net apparently doesn't allow it

According
to
TATSNBN,
These
Apparently
Don't
Exist

I especially like the 3rd one where the author says that the show is an anime

And to keep this from becoming "Lolcows 2", here's something different

Tetris Porn

[The Chosen]

I wonder if there's a fic based on the saying "The more things change, the more they stay the same."

[DraculaMarth]

I wonder if there's a fic based on the saying "The more things change, the more they stay the same."

Does this answer your question?

[Maniak]

Does this answer your question?

Is this with "the more things change" something in regard of "it"?
You know, just to give my two cents to it (even if it is spam in this topic) I get why it is angry about "Things change" but regarding this saying it should not try to "change" things with its story but try to work them something in it. I mean come on. As if Terra could abandon an "interest" in the Teen Titans or her powers completely. Would she use them to fight of a supervillain? As long as he is already taking over the world and she in some sort of resistance cell I think not But certain things no one would "forget"/abandon entirely.
Okay, I think I give this fictional charcters again to much credit, they are not real.

Okay, regarding badfics, is it allowed to bring stuff from "adultfanfiction" up here?
Seriusly some of the stuff there is just mindnumbling. I know it is supposed to be only porn there and I can accept that, but how they are stretching certain ideas is just fucked up. Especially with any kind of Naruto fanfiction.

[P Dot Alex]

Okay, regarding badfics, is it allowed to bring stuff from "adultfanfiction" up here?
Seriusly some of the stuff there is just mindnumbling. I know it is supposed to be only porn there and I can accept that, but how they are stretching certain ideas is just fucked up. Especially with any kind of Naruto fanfiction.

As long as you mention that it has mature content and you post the fic with the required information, go ahead.

[Al_Cone]

As long as you mention that it has mature content and you post the fic with the required information, go ahead.

...You've never read Kagome's Secret Fetish, have you?