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[P Dot Alex]

Due to a discussion in this thread, we came to the idea to open this thread, in which you can ask for or post the badfics you found.

It boils down to "Mykan got boring after so many mocks, so it's time to find some new stuff".

If you want to post one, make it look like this:

Title
Author
Fandom(s)
Genre(s)
Pairing(s)?
Short summary (not necessary, but helpful)
Mature content? (Y/N)

I'm then gonna add it to the first post to make it easier to find them.

If one of the displayed fics is mocked, it will be taken off this post.

If you search for a badfic, name at least a fandom. The best thing would be to name several, so that it's easier to find one.

Also, avoid posting stuff featured on TVtropes' So Bad It's Horrible Fanfic page. The purpose of this thread is to find new material, rather than mocking stuff everybody is already aware about. Therefore, no Mykan as well.

Offered fics:

Digimon:

Title: Digimon the ultaimte doom
Author: james111
Genre: It's hard to say...
Short summary: Holy shit, who knows.
Mature content: No
Link: HERE
Posted by: Master of AFTER

Title: Even The Purest Light Creates a Shadow
Author: Daikari Writers Union
Genre: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Dakari
Short Summary: A group of Dakari fanatics write a story that may just out-Mykan Mykan.
Mature Content: No
Link: HERE
Posted by: DraculaMarth

Dungeons and Dragons:

Title: Thri-Kreen Erotica
Author: anonymous
Genre(s): horrifying pornography
Pairing(s)?: Some sentient insectoid x a human
Short summary: A human has sex with with his girlfriend in DnD. His girlfriend's character is an insect thing.
Mature content? (Y/N): Yes
Link: HERE
Posted by: SirMax

Elder Scrolls:

Title: Maxical's Journey: A New Sun Rises
Author: mALX
Fandom: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Genre: Adventure
Pairing(s): OC x many people
Author's Summary: The truth about the Oblivion Crisis!
My Summary: An OC goes through the storyline of the game. Sorta. Okay not really.
Mature Content: Kinda violent at parts, kinda suggestive in others, not really otherwise
Link: HERE
Posted by: Soren Highwind
Warning: Over 250K words!

Kingdom Hearts:

Title: Blood Queen
Author: Saharet (fan of TehSanity of 'A Simple Wish' infamy)
Genre: Action-Romance
Pairing: SoraxKairi (At least it's a het-fic)
Short Summary: Taking place after KH2, some evil shadowy guy stalks Kairi and claims she's a queen.
Mature Content: Not really
Link: HERE
Posted by: DraculaMarth

Neon Genesis Evangelion:

Title: Episode 27 Once More With Feeling
Author: Tuxedo Mark (Author of a million crummy Captain N fanfics and Mobile Suit Gundam Tournamet)
Genre: Fake Arthouse (AKA Pretentious Bullshit)
Pairing: None
Summary: The infamous "Tuxedo" Mark Moore tries to fix pretentiousness with MORE pretentiousness
Mature Content: No sex, at the very least
Link: HERE
Posted by: DraculaMarth

One Piece:

Story: Vampire's slave
Author: witch17
Genre: ???
Pairings: ViviXAce, ViviXOthers
Summary: vivi nami and robin are three friends who run into a seemingly nice guy named ace now vivi is stuck a slave for five vampires rated m in later chapters
Mature Content: ???
Link: HERE
Posted by: Sniper_Queen

Title: The Ninja Who Wants To Be Pirate King
Author: triggerspec
Genre: ???
Pairings: ???
Summary: "You will be my new nakama! I'll be the only pirate ship with a ninja!" After a shipwreck, a ninja pirate is taken aboard. "Dropout bounty hunter.""Useless female.""Sad excuse of a male.""Bastard child.""You're still a child." Personalities will collide
Mature Content: ???
Link: HERE
Posted by: Sniper_Queen

Title: One Piece: The Daughter of Red Hair Shanks
Author: teamhalo13
Genre: ???
Pairings: ???
Summary: ZoroXOc based off anime. this is my first story so please enjoy and rate. its Yuki POV and she is Luffy's best friend and going to become... well you'll see thanks
Mature Content: ???
Link: HERE
Posted by: Sniper_Queen

Pokemon:

Title: Latexed Lugia
Author: shadowlugia249
Genre: Supernatural/Fantasy
Pairing: OCxOC (Rye x Sirius)
Summary (straight from FF.net): A Balloon Lugia TF. A Lugia fanatic buys a very real balloon that looks suspiciously like Lugia. But when it starts eating straight out of his hand, he realizes that he might be in over his head...
Mature Content: Nope.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Shockwave S08

Teen Titans:

Title: In Her Place
Author: Chibi-Ra-Chan
Fandom: Teen Titans
Genre: Romance/Angst
Short Summary: Raven Roth was dead, yet things are not always how they seem. [one-shot[RobinRaven] AKA, so fluffy that even I didn't care for it, it's a typical Rob/Rae oneshot. It's not super bad, but it still sucks. And it's short, so I thought maybe Lizard-Man might like to take a crack at it as a break from everything else.
Mature Content? No
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: Fallen Titans
Author: Chibi-Ra-Chan
Fandom: Teen Titans
Genre: OH GOD POETRY
Short Summary: [Collection of poems and short stories]No Choice, No Regret, No Hope. Sometimes you just have to step over the line of good and bad. And some times you can't fix it once it't done. [Robin: No Choice][Terra: No Regret][Raven: No Hope] [Completed] AKA: shitty TT poetry. I didn’t actually read it, so I’m not sure why I favorited it.
Mature Content? It’s rated T, but I honestly don’t know.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Title: Burning Christmas Trees and More Random Insanity
Author: inkedhymnal (at least that's her name currently, anyway)
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: "Humor"
Short Summary: Random acts of insanity that just came into my head. Pointless. Nothing to it. One chapter now, more later. R&R please. Thanks! ^_^ AKA some things happen but none of it makes sense and Kuwabara dies at least once. Script format and omniscient authors abound.
Mature Content? No
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: Last Chance in the Makai
Author: SilverYouko300
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Adventure/Romance
Short Summary: A trip to the Makai involves a hunter and the detectives are falling right into his trap! A terrible past is reveiled, a youko's tricked, and on top of it all a kidnapping seperates the team. FINISHED! :Old, bad spelling, poor grammar. Better not to read. AKA a perfect target.
Mature Content? I honestly don't know, I didn't make it past chapter 1, but I doubt it. I used to be friends with this girl. The fic's rated T.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: YuYu on kid's shows
Author: Kuramafan (the author of Kurama and the shiny red underpants of doom)
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Humor
Short Summary: Well I'm making Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei be on numerous kids shows. I suck at summaries so just read it ok? R&R AKA everyone is horribly OOC, things that don't make sense happen, and I want to punch the author. Also, Teletubbies.
Mature Content? No, but as a fair warning, Elmo gets his head blown off.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: What the YYH cast is REALLY like
Author: Kuramafan
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Humor
Short Summary: Yes, everyone claims that they know what the characters of Yuyu Hakusho look and act like...but that's only on camera. Warning:Do NOT read if you don't have a good sense of humor for the show! AKA Kuramafan thinks YYH has live actors in it.
Mature Content? It's rated M, but actually pretty mild from what I remember. Especially compared to most of the stuff that ends up here.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: One Week
Author: Demon Hiei’s Girl (the author of Everybody Loves Hiei, except Itsuki)
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Romance
Short Summary: One week, that's all it took. YusukeXHiei oneshot, songfic AKA one of the inner circles of Hell.
Mature Content? I’m afraid to re-read this, so I’ll have to trust the author’s note. Warnings: Shounen ai, and a little lime. Nothing too terribly major. But you've been warned if that's not your thing.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: The Necessity of Birthdays
Author: BlueUtopiah
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Romance/Humor
Short Summary: Kurama makes an interesting discovery about Hiei during breakfast, fluff ensues. Oneshot. Written as a birthday gift for mhmartini. Shounen ai. AKA Kurama and Hiei act gay in the kitchen.
Mature Content? Implied, nothing too bad. But then, I skimmed.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: The Last Cookie
Author: black rose of darkness
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Humor
Short Summary: There's only one cookie left. Who wins it? Read to find out. AKA Hiei eats a cookie. And no, it’s not as dumb as it sounds. It’s even dumber.
Mature Content? No
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Title: The Toaster Disaster
Author: black rose of darkness
Fandom: Yu Yu Hakusho
Genre: Humor
Short Summary: Kuwabara can't get his toaster working and he needs toast. But everyone falls asleep before they can tell him a very important fact. AKA Kuwabara’s apparently so dumb he fails to recognize that his "toaster" is actually not a toaster.
Mature Content? No
Link: HERE
Posted by: Kuramastrass

Crossovers:

Title: Feliciano Vargas and the Handsome Slytherin
Author: Nelfan
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers/Harry Potter
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: GerIta (Germany X Italy)
Short summary: An AU that takes place after some sort of 'Harry Potter' incident that makes hundred-year-old countries that look in their twenties go to 4th through 7th years at Hogwarts. Also Italy gets the gays for Germany. And there's memory loss or some shit.
Mature content: Nope.
Link: HERE
Posted by: Meow Mix

Title: A Jedi's Destiny
Author: King Buster
Fandom: Lion King/Star Wars
Genre: ???
Pairing: ???
Short summary: ???
Mature content: ???
Link: HERE
Posted by: T_K_17

Offered authors:

Nickspaz17 (First heard about him when someone compared his writing to LordRyuTJ's)
Fandoms: Total Drama and 9 (The CGI movie, not the musical)
Genres: Filth
Pairing: OCxGwen
Overview: Whoever said TJ was like Nick was totally correct. Fan Disservice? Check. Unfunny jokes? Check. Can't finish fanfics to save his life? Check
Mature Content: YES
Link: HERE
Posted by: DraculaMarth

Requests:

Kuramastrass:The Poisonwood Bible, Mythbusters, Twilight, Yu Yu Hakusho, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Fahrenheit 451, The Host, Absolute Boyfriend, Dances with Wolves
Lizard-Man: Digimon Frontier, Teen Titans (preferably Robin/Raven)
P Dot Alex: Devil Survivor, Strange Journey, Persona, The World Ends With You, Golden Sun
SirMax: Shadow of Rome
Waffleman: Ace Attorney, BlazBlue, No More Heroes, Slayers, Baccano!, Soul Eater, Fate/Stay Night, Mass Effect

This post has been edited by P Dot Alex: Oct 28 2010, 05:27 AM

[DraculaMarth]

Here's 3 I intended to mock, but didn't

Title: Blood Queen
Author: Saharet (fan of TehSanity of 'A Simple Wish' infamy)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: SoraxKairi (At least it's a het-fic)
Genre: Action-Romance
Short Summary: Taking place after KH2, some evil shadowy guy stalks Kairi and claims she's a queen.
Mature Content: Not really
Link: HERE

Title: Dark Thoughts in a hart (sic) of Light
Author: XxXMs.Riku (Author of Horrible Bloody Death of Kairi)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Genre: Mykan-esque (or Angst/Romance)
Pairing: SoraxRiku (Kairi probably dies in this fic, too)
Short Summary: The author's 6-chapter Anti-Kairi tract where Sora and Riku are gay. REALLY GAY
Mature Content: Yes, although maturity is not Ms. Riku's strong Suit
Link:Here


Title: Even The Purest Light Creates a Shadow
Author: Daikari Writers Union (Gee, what author do you think favorited this one?)
Fandom: Digimon
Pairing: Dakari
Genre: Mykan-esque
Short Summary: A group of Dakari fanatics write a story that may just out-Mykan Mykan]
Mature Content: No
Link:Here

[Mysty]

Title Triangle
Fandom(s) Ace Attorney
Genre(s) Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Short summary: (the actual fic summary) Apollo's gay, Klavier's bisexual. Klavier's boyfriend Jack is Apollo's teacher - Klavier doesn't trust Jack yet he's a cheater himself. When Klavier tricks Apollo into oral sex with him and Jack gets drunk. Apollo feels the pressure and stops eating...
Pairing(s): Apollo/OC and Apollo/Klavier (the tiniest bit)
Mature content? (Y/N): Just look at the summary.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5472703/1/Triangle

I wouldn't even bother with this, but it's not a one-shot. It's multi-chaptered. Someone kill it, please.

This post has been edited by Mysty: Sep 4 2010, 03:44 PM

[Waffleman]

Title Triangle
Fandom(s) Ace Attorney
Genre(s) Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Short summary: (the actual fic summary) Apollo's gay, Klavier's bisexual. Klavier's boyfriend Jack is Apollo's teacher - Klavier doesn't trust Jack yet he's a cheater himself. When Klavier tricks Apollo into oral sex with him and Jack gets drunk. Apollo feels the pressure and stops eating...
Pairing(s): Uh, Apollo/Klavier, I'm guessing.
Mature content? (Y/N): Just look at the summary.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5472703/1/Triangle

I wouldn't even bother with this, but it's not a one-shot.  It's multi-chaptered.  Someone kill it, please.

Oh Lord, I think I may take this.

[Mysty]

Oh Lord, I think I may take this.

Normally I would, but I'm still working on Screensaver Problems. Plus I only managed to get halfway through chapter two >_>

[Waffleman]

Normally I would, but I'm still working on Screensaver Problems.  Plus I only managed to get halfway through chapter two >_>

I just finished it and....oh God.

[Mysty]

Yeah, I managed to skim and changed the pairing section accordingly. I always have to kind of laugh/cry at fics that make an original character just to be gay with someone. Somehow, it's even more ridiculous than making up a girl to pair with a guy canon character.

... Jack is an OC, right?

[Waffleman]

He is, and the story focuses WAY too much on him.

[chevy]

Can anyone help find me a Sonic fanfic featuring Antoine? It can be anything, romance, humor, adventure, alternate universe, whatever, I just want to see if they can butcher my favorite character.

This post has been edited by chevy: Sep 4 2010, 07:21 PM

[Mysty]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5118500/1/A_b_s_t_r_ac_t

There you go! Complete with an obnoxious title and hold the making any sense whatsoever.

[chevy]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5118500/1/A_b_s_t_r_ac_t

There you go!  Complete with an obnoxious title and hold the making any sense whatsoever.

oh god, what did they do to his hilarious accent?!

[Yaoi Huntress Earth]

Short summary: (the actual fic summary) Apollo's gay, Klavier's bisexual. Klavier's boyfriend Jack is Apollo's teacher - Klavier doesn't trust Jack yet he's a cheater himself. When Klavier tricks Apollo into oral sex with him and Jack gets drunk. Apollo feels the pressure and stops eating...[/url]

I had to read this twice to get what's going on. When the summary is this bad, it doesn't speak well for your fic.

EDIT: This fic sucks big time. I look forward to the mock.

This post has been edited by Yaoi Huntress Earth: Sep 4 2010, 09:23 PM

[P Dot Alex]

This is just copypastaing my signature, but has anybody badfics for one of those?

Devil Survivor, Strange Journey, Persona, The World Ends With You, Golden Sun

[T_K_17]

All that shit you guys have posted is like Steinbeck compared to this: pikachu's unexpected love.

Bad spelling, bad grammar, no fucking quotation marks, and it's a SEVEN CHAPTER LEMON ABOUT ASH AND PIKACHU.

[Mysty]

EDIT: This fic sucks big time. I look forward to the mock.

There's a review that says "Wow, Apollo got raped by Klavier. Whatever, he should've expected it." I'm torn between yelling about how rape isn't funny and making the joke "No one expects the rape inquisition"

[DraculaMarth]

I just love the reviews for Pikachu Unexpected Love (Side Comments in Orange)

This is a cute and cool story. Please continue. Ash and Pikachu forever.

You know what, i think it was entertaining.You should NOT flame when deathsia did warn for beastiality. It is rated m for a reason you stooges Ludacris Fools! You are flamers are the most ignorant clods to ever desgrace the pages of Do not go to M rated romance fics, stake out poke/trainer stories, then whack out at them for being sick or what ever. What the fuck did he just say? You brough this upon yourselves!

Nice work Deathsia, i hope those neanderthals didn't effect whether you continue writing or not.

How dare they think a shitty PokeLemon is offensive!

The only flames I'm gonna give is about the way you write, and on one of the chapters. Other than that I liked the story. I like beastiality Do I even need to show the rest of this review?

I'm surprised that at the amount of negative reviews. Guess there are a few FF.net users with a brain

[DraculaMarth]

Here's another

Title: Episode 27 Once More With Feeling
Author: Tuxedo Mark (Author of a million crummy Captain N fanfics and Mobile Suit Gundam Tournamet)
Genre: Fake Arthouse (AKA Pretentious Bullshit)
Fandom: Evangelion Anti-Fandom
Pairing: None
Summary: The infamous "Tuxedo" Mark Moore tries to fix pretentiousness with MORE pretentiousness
Mature Content?: No sex, at the very least
Link: Here

And I'm putting a full author up

Author: Nickspaz17 (First heard about him when someone compared his writing to LordRyuTJ's)
Fandoms: Total Drama and 9 (The CGI movie, not the musical)
Genres: Filth (Or TJ-esque)
Pairing: OCxGwen
Overview: Whoever said TJ was like Nick was totally correct. Fan Disservice? Check. Unfunny jokes? Check. Can't finish fanfics to save his life? Check
Mature Content?: YES
Link: Here

[Master of AFTER]

I'm pinning this thread at P Dot Alex's request, but I would like a more detailed explanation of what exactly its purpose is. PDA, perhaps you could summarize the discussion that took place in the other thread rather than simply linking to it? Thanks.

[Meow Mix]

Title: Feliciano Vargas and the Handsome Slytherin
Author: Nelfan
Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers and Harry Potter
Genre: Romance/Humor
Pairing: GerIta (Germany X Italy)
Short summary: An AU that takes place after some sort of 'Harry Potter' incident that makes hundred-year-old countries that look in their twenties go to 4th through 7th years at Hogwarts. Also Italy gets the gays for Germany. And there's memory loss or some shit.
Mature content: Nope.
Link: Come hither!

Most of you may not like APH (or HAP, or whateverthefuck), but it's fanfic archives are filled to the brim with turd nuggets. As long as you know core basics about the series which a history book and a brief visit to the Hetalia Wiki can fix, you're set for life.

FAKE EDIT: Probably pinned because a lot of us want to mock fics, yet either don't have the time or don't have the patience. So they can be put up here. Also to put horrors of fanfic sites in one place without having to also see fifteen hundred other poorly written shitfests.

This post has been edited by Meow Mix: Sep 6 2010, 08:04 PM

[Maniak]

I'm pinning this thread at P Dot Alex's request, but I would like a more detailed explanation of what exactly its purpose is.  PDA, perhaps you could summarize the discussion that took place in the other thread rather than simply linking to it?  Thanks.

I can sum it up for PDA in a few lines:
Considering that the number of mocks here mostly include Mykan`s FFs or FFs listed on "So bad it`s horrible" on tvtropes in latest time, PDA created this thread so users can put on links to different badfics they know, hoping that while they have not the time to mock them, other people are finding perhaps something to mock.
With this thread PDa wants to avoid that to many mocks are only about the "real" bad stuff (Mykan or porn on some links to tvtropes) while other shit gets ignored, even if it is in its own way just as bad because of a fucked up storyline, cliches or something else.

And yeah, we realized the irony that people who mocked Mykan as soon as they joined this site (or are still doing) are now saying "You know what I am sick of this guy, lets find some other badfics we can riff"