What as StrangeCute Love, What as ShitCrap Fic Options

[Waffleman]

Well, here's my first mock, and what better to do it on than the worst fic of my favorite game? This fic demonstrates the darker side of Okami shipping and the dangers of having a non-anthropomorphic animal as the main character of your game.

Fic'll be in white, I'll be in red.

Now it's time for What as StrangeCute Love (typo is the author's own) by Kai Yukimura

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Summary removed due to giving away the ending.

Kai: Hey guys ^-^ Soooo this is my first M Fiction

Can it be your last, too?

*fidget fidget out of EXTREME embarressment* Well I know I was going to have my cousin do this cause O.O Umm well...this kind of thing is kind of odd...to me anyway and I get too embarresed. Well sooo...ummm..

You should be embarrassed and ashamed. This is the correct emotion for you to have.

PaRappa The Rapper(cousin): Get on with it.

Kai: Oh shut up! Well I thought that I would do it cause I am the Ammy/Issun fan here and the ONLY reason I am doing this is because I haven't seen any other Ammy/Issun fics

I'm sure there are plenty already, but not in the way you write it. But then again, innovation isn't always a good thing.

and if any of you are going to go 'Ewwww you pervert...you sicko blah blah blah' well then WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? If you don't like it you shouldn't even be in the Rated M section!

Because I hate myself.

Anyways well...Rapper here is going to help me through it. I am going to do it...I really am. It's going to be short I think

Could you make it shorter?

and yes this has Beastality so leave if you can't handle it.

Okay, I'll just be going now...why's the door locked?

Fuck.

Chapter 1: Oh Great Mother of EarthGod!

Issun paced around in Kamiki Village. It has been about one month since Amaterasu left Nippon. Yet he still missed her. It had only been a fricken month! He missed the mangy mutt

Aww, Issun misses his friend! That's kind of in character! Maybe this won't be such a bad story after all!

and since then, well he had urges.

NEVER MIND.

Great godScott, Marty! He knew he was a pervert but for gods sake he could feel his manhood slightly harden at the mere thought of the beautiful wolf.

He's a pervert, not a deviant, for Christ's sake.

Sure he knew he sorta loved the wolf but she was a wolf! And he was a tiny poncle!

I think size is the least of your worries.

Yet he was thinking dirty thoughts about her. The mere thought of touching her in places he wished to explore made him shiver in excitement.

It makes me shiver in the jibblies.

He quickly shook his head. No that would never ever happen. It was highly impossible and very disturbing to many people but him!

At least the author knows. And knowing is half the battle!



Just think of what everybody would think if they found out about his thoughts. They would make fun of him for a small little man falling in love with a wolf!

If your idea of making fun of someone is "HOLY SHIT GO AWAY YOU FREAK."

Many found it disturbing that a regular sized guy would think of making love to another species.

The other half of the battle is split evenly between red and blue lasers. I saw a pie chart on it.

Shit they hated it when two humans of different colors made love.

Honestly, I don't think that's a problem in Nippon. Everybody's Japanese. I mean, the Oina are kinda tanned, but that hardly counts.

He took a deep breath. Okay he just needed to clear his mind and everything will be fine.

I wish I could clear my mind of this fic.

"Don't think of Ammy. Don't think of Ammy. Don't think of...her beautiful neck that looks so kissable and her white fur that is soft as silk and her cute little ass that looks so tight...Damn it!" growled Issun with rage as his aura turned red with frustration.

ISSUN LIKES BOOBS, DAMMIT. HE LIKES BOOBS.

"I need some Sake." Issun muttered as his face was beet red with his sexual thoughts.

He spotted a large sake bottle just sitting by Sakuya's tree. He wondered if it was a offering.

No, that's just Mark's. He's the neighborhood drunk.

He looked around. No sign of anyone, even the sprite.

But Dr. Pepper was watching him. He's just creepy like that.

He shrugged hopping over to it. It was a sky blue sake bottle with the kanji symbols for 'Sake of Love.'

The kanji can also be read as "Deus Ex Machina."

Issun stared at it thinking about how sappy it sounded. Yet he shrugged and hopped inside the bottle landing into the liquid with a splash. He floated on his back as he took sips of the liquid. He sighed again.

Floating in a giant pool of booze wouldn't be as awesome as it sounds. So much alcohol would friggin' reek.

"I wish Ammy was here...and that I was taller so I could maybe...NO! STOP IT YOU SICK MINDED IDIOT!" yelled Issun angrily as he felt his eyes blur from drinking too much but he didn't give a damn.

I want to be a real boy, Blue Fairy! Then I can fuck dogs!

He slowly closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep in his wonderful dreams with Amaterasu. Not caring of anything in the world as he floated along in the sake.

What if someone comes along and drinks the sake while you're in it? Then you'd be inside someone's body! Like with the Emperor! And the Water Dragon! And all the times Ammy put you in her mouth to shut you up HOLY CRAP OKAMI HAS A LOT OF VORE.

~Later: Afternoon~

DUN DUN!

Issun yawned as he awoke, all wet and smelling like sake.

And then we started drinking tequila.

He slowly sat up dizzily with a major hangover. He grimaced at the throbbing pain in his head. God it hurt and it was the only reason why he hated drinking. Hangover's were such a pain in the ass.

No, they're a pain in the head. Stop contradicting yourself, silly.

He rubbed his emerald eyes and blinked twice then his eyes widened. Suddenly everything...looked smaller. He glanced down seeing a broken sake bottle. He blinked again as he slowly stood up. He looked around and down. His mouth fell open in shock. He was taller!

Good. This makes the following scenes FAR less terrible. Still terrible, but far less.

He couldn't believe that he was bigger! Holy crap! He wasn't that tall but still! What the hell is up with this? Issun started flailing around like crazy. Then he froze when he heard a faint bark and he whirled around to stare face to face with Amaterasu who was looking at him curiously. He suddenly was in a daze. His face turned red and his emerald eyes wide in shock.

"Holy shit, what did I do last night?"

"Am...Am...Ammy?" Issun said surprised and happy at the same time but also with fear. He felt his manhood erect at just the mere sight of her! Fuck! The thoughts came rushing back but he quickly pushed them aside.

We didn't need that, ew.

Amaterasu tilted her head curiously at him. Obviously wondering why her friend was bigger. He was a half taller than her when he was standing and she was on all fours. But if he went on all fours he would be a bit smaller then her.

A half what? I'm gonna say a half foot.

"Yes Issun it is me. I decided to come back for a visit for the day. Yet I found you like this. What happened?" Amaterasu asked curiously as she looked at her friend.

I'll accept this magical godlike telepathy. They gotta communicate somehow.

"I have no fucking idea!" said Issun as he quickly turned away from her to hide what was hidden under his clothes in his lower regions.

Hey, watch the language! This is a T rated game!

This only made Amaterasu more curious.

"What is it? You seem uncomfortable." Amaterasu asked with a innocent blink having no idea what her friend was thinking about.

Where's the Man In The Yellow Hat when you need him?

Issun sighed at that. She doesn't even have the slightest clue of what he's thinking. She was so innocent and he couldn't take that away from her.

Way to make dog fucking sound like child rape, Kai Yukimura.

There is no way she would feel the same for him. He had to get a grip or he might blow his friendship with her. That is the last thing he would want to do.

And the last thing we want to read.

"Ya I'm fine. Well...I'm sure it's just something I drank. Come on let's go celebrate before it gets too dark!" Issun grinned as he turned around once his manhood had finally settled.

Music's got me feelin' so free, we're gonna celebrate, Celebrate and dance so free, one more time~

I like Daft Punk, sue me.

Amaterasu still held a suspision but she she smiled and stood up. Wagging her tail with a happy nod.

"Okay! Come on Issun let's go!" Amaterasu barked then slipped between his legs to force him onto her back then quickly ran off.

NO AMMY DON'T GO THERE AHH!

Issun blushed at that as he held on to her shoulder fur. He squeezed his thighs against her sides for a better grip and he prayed his manhood would behave itself for awhile.

Don'tgetabonerdon'tgetabonerdon'tgetaboner...

~Later: Night time. River of the Heavens.~

DUN DUN!

Oh...my...mother...of...earth Becky, look at her butt! It is soooo big!

That's a terrible exclamation and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Amaterasu had dragged Issun everywhere around the village, ran around Shinshu Field, visited Tama to watch some fireworks, then ran all the back while falling into the water in Kamiki Village, then ran all the way into the River of the Heavens and they were now laying on their backs side by side, looking up at the starlit sky.

RIVETING.

For those of you unfamiliar with Okami, the River of the Heavens is just a big river of stars in the tutorial area of the game.

Issun, throughout their little fun, was dying from holding himself back. Especially at the fireworks since right then and there he just wanted to hug her close while watching the beautiful lights.

Fireworks: Fueling inter-species romance since the 12th century.

Now though was even more crazy. They were at the River of the Heavens...alone. There was no one here. The water held beautiful starlight and a romantic atmosphere. It was driving him nuts!

Don't talk about his nuts.

They were laying right at the river, their feet pointed toward it while their head pointed back to the direction to Kamiki. Issun glanced to his right to look at the white wolf who was smiling as she looked at the sky. He sighed softly.

"SIGH!"

Amaterasu's ears perked slightly. "Issun what's wrong?" she asked as she looked at him.

What's wrong is that he wants to fuck a dog.

Issun slightly flinched and breathed slowly. "Nothing Ammy, really." he insisted but Amaterasu just gave him a accusing look.

"I know you better than that Issun. I know something has been bothering you all day. So just tell me and get it off your chest." Amaterasu persisted stubbornly.

ACCEPT THE LIE. ACCEPT THE LIE.

Issun simply looked away from her. For once utterly speechless.

GOOD.

"Issun...Tell me..." Amaterasu barked insistingly as she locked her amber gaze onto his form till he couldn't take it anymore.

Here it comes...

Issun whiped his head toward her with his emerald flame lit gaze. "You want to fucking know? Well I will tell you then! Since the day you left I finally realized that I loved you and since then I been wanting to make love with you and being with you today has just made it worse and I had to hold myself back all damn day! It hurt so fucking bad I thought I would burst! So there now you know! Happy now?" Issun growled at her then whiped his head back to the other direction with a hot red face and tipped his hat foreward to hide his face.

This is much more hilarious if you imagine the characters talking with those little Simlish Okami voiceovers.

For the longest time he didn't hear a single sound. Not a angry growl or a cry. He wondered if he shocked her so bad she was speechless. Then he heard a small bark that he was barely able to make out and translate.

"Get away from me, Issun."

"...Issun...I...I...love you...too." was the faint bark that he managed to hear and his eyes widened at that and he turned his head to look at the white wolf goddess.

Okay, WHAT.

He was surprised to see her have a red face that wasn't any of her red markings.

I DON'T THINK CANINES CAN BLUSH.

Her embarressed state just made him want her more. He quickly rolled on top of the goddess and pinned her there, his knees resting on either side of her hips and his hands on either side of her shoulders.

STRANGER DANGER!

He heard her yelp in surprise but he didn't care right now. He wanted her now and to take her as his and only his. Not that half-baked prophet's. But first he had to make sure that he heard correctly.

This is the only mention of Waka in the entire story and it kinda comes out of nowhere. I don't think Waka's a dogfucker like you.

"What did you say?" Issun asked silently as he stared into her eyes.

"You have no chance to survive make your time."

He watched the wolf slightly take a gulp of air as she glanced up at him nervously and shyly. She shifted from under him, not use to being in this kind of position.

......Is this moe~?

"I...said...I love you...you were right when you said you were handsome and even though can have a temper you are sweet on the inside and I think...I've always felt that way." was the sun goddess's nervous answer. Unsure of what Issun was about to do.

This is such shit.

It was all Issun needed when he smiled then he gently leaned down and nibbled her neck. Not caring when he heard her gasp in surprise and whine beneath him. He brought his hands along her side testingly and he gently licked her neck and chin. He heard Amaterasu's gasp and felt her shivers. He moved his hands along her expert like as if he had done this many times before. Fingers trailing against her soft fur, exploring every inch of it as his mouth was still occupied with licking and kissing her neck.

Something about this just seems off to me. I don't know what.

"I...I...Issun...Wh..what are you...doing?" Amaterasu managed to whine out as she wiggled a bit at his ticklish kisses.

He's gonna get fur all in his mouth.

Issun softly lifted his head to look into her eyes. His emerald eyes clouded with lust and amusement. He softly smirked at her almost teasingly.

"What do you think you dumb furball? You can't be that naive can you?" Issun answered as he bent his head down to plant a soft kiss on her canine lips.

Kissing a dog on the mouth would be awkward as fuck.

Amaterasu softly gasped feeling a bit tingly and out of place. During her gasp Issun took that chance to slip his tongue in her mouth and explore it. Tasting her. Amaterasu's eyes widened and then softly closed her eyes and softly moaned out. Issun licked at her tongue. If she actually had her tongue battle for dominance then she would probably win at french kissing but since she was inexperience Issun won this little battle.

Ew, don't French a wolf. You don't know what they've been licking.

As he licked the inside of her mouth, he tasted her dumb wolf slobber but right now he really didn't mind. He licked her shiny canine teeth that were actually clean for a wolf. Probably because she was a god. He then softly broke the kiss and he smirked when he heard her whine in displeasure and he felt her paws paw his chest beggingly.

Here comes our feature presentation!

"Don't worry furball. If you think I'm done then your really are pretty dense. I'm just getting started." Issun said as he started kissing her neck, slowly working his way down.

Seriously, you better hope it's not summer or you're gonna get a mouthful of hair.

He let his hands continue to wander till they reached her lower entry between her legs. He felt Amaterasu whimper from under him just for brushing his fingers across her crotch and he felt some fluid on his fingers.

Fun fact: Wolves have puffy vulva.

Issun slightly chuckled at that as he softly entered one finger inside her experimently. He heard her yelp at the strange feeling that shot through her and shifted uncomfortably at the intrusion. Issun grinned then entered two fingers as he softly stretched her out and pumped his fingers inside her. Amaterasu made a soft howl and moaned louder as her paws layed on his shoulders and gripped tightly.

Paws don't have fingers, though.

"Is...sun..." she softly moaned out as he pumped his fingers in her.

Issun simply smirked as he pulled his fingers out, ignoring her whimpers of disapproval. He lifted his moist fingers to his face curiously looking at them. Then he softly licked them testingly. He licked his lips and grinned.

"Hmm you taste better then I thought." Issun said almost like a purr in satisfaction.

GROSS.

Issun had to have more. So he kissed her body down till he reached her entry. He softly licked her folds and she howled loudly in pleasure and softly clawed his shoulders.

FUCKING OW. That shit must hurt!

"Issun!" she yelped loudly that was drowned out in a moan.

Issun grinned slightly as he licked her softly then he thrust his tongue inside her without warning and ignored her loud deafening howl that he felt his ears come off.

Lolwhat.

He pumped his tongue inside her with a steady pace as he tasted her insides and her juices. She moaned loudly now, craving more as she bucked her hips, making him go deeper.

I don't think canine hips work that way.

She was panting now as she enjoyed the pleasures shocking her body. Issun heard her whimper loudly when she felt Issun stop his assaults and pull his tongue back and raised himself off of her and so he was standing on his knees. Amaterasu rolled to her side and raised her head to look at him.

"Why did you stop?" Amaterasu whinned and moaned questionably. She had been enjoying it.

Because this entire thing is sick and wrong.

Issun simply looked at her with a devilish smirk. "You will see, Ammy." he said as he took off his hat and set Denkonmaru beside it, placing it beside him and started slipping his clothes off and set them aside.

Denkomaru is Issun's sword that doubles as a brush.

He watched as Amaterasu stared at his bare naked body. He watched her eyes wonder every inch of him. His smooth black hair just above his shoulders, his bare lean muscled chest and torso, and then he watched as her eyes locked onto his manhood. It was fully erect and perfectly ready as pre-cum spilled from the tip. He smirked when he watched the goddess blush madly at it.

I could have gone my entire goddamned life without a description of Issun's naked body.

"Hey I'm not all talk ya know?" Issun laughed with a cocky grin.

Amaterasu slowly nodded in agreement as her eyes stared with wide eyes as large as a full moon. Then she did something that Issun didn't expect. She slowly crawled over and sniffed his manhood curiously.

And then she bit it off. The end.

She softly licked the tip testingly. Issun felt a shiver run up his spin and he let out a soft moan. Her ears perked at that and thought she was doing something right so she licked the juices away from the tip even though more just spilled out. She then engulfed the entire piece of flesh into her mouth and softly ran her tongue around it and licking it.

I must have skimmed over this paragraph when I read it the last couple times, because I honestly do not remember a wolf blowjob.

She sucked on it and her teeth gently softly scraped against the flesh, making it a bit ticklish.

Again, some of these things that might be pleasant with a human would FUCKING HURT with a dog.

Issun moaned louder and grapped her head and pressed it against him. After moments he felt himself ready so he pushed the wolf away from him. Amaterasu ears pinned thinking she hurt him or did something wrong and was worried and nervous. Issun simply smirked then softly rolled the wolf over and got on top of her. Positioning his manhood so the tip was right at her entrance.

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

"Just wanted to save it for this." smirked Issun as he kissed her muzzle softly.

Amaterasu shivered and moaned softly with a small nod. "Do it...please Issun...please..." she begged as she put her paws on his shoulders again.

"This will hurt. If you don't want this to happen I can stop...I might be a bit of a perv but that doesn't mean I want to hurt you." Issun explained as he looked into her amber orbs.

Amaterasu softly nodded and licked his cheek. "I'll be fine...Go ahead." she whispered as she stretched her legs out a bit to make room for him.

HERE IT COMES!

Issun softly nodded as he wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled her closer. He took a breath then he quickly thrust himself into her. He closed his eyes at her sharp painful yelp. He lifted his head and kissed her tears away as he let her get use to him. When she had settled down and she nodded to him, he quickly pulled out and thrust into her again and her pained yelps slowly started to turn into moans of pleasure as he thrust into her at a steady pace.



"F..Faster..." She moaned softly.

Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger, more than ever, hour after, our work is never over.

Issun nodded as he kissed her muzzle and went faster and harder against her. He felt himself swell and he heard her howl loudly and moan.

"I..Issun...I...I...Ahhgh..." Amaterasu moaned and dug her claws deep into his shoulders.

OW.

Issun nodded knowing she was ready and he thrust into her one last time till they both cummed into eachother. They both panted roughly. Issun looked at her eyes and kissed her nose softly and she licked his lips softly.

If he's kissing her nose, how can she lick his lips?

He slowly pulled out of her and rolled over to be next to her and grabbed his cape and pulled it over both of them like a blanket. Issun smiled as Amaterasu nuzzled him and he glanced to the sky. It seemed like his wish had just came true as they both slowly closed their eyes to drift off into a peaceful sleep.

From which they never woke up.

Kai: *twitches* o.e

That's exactly how I feel!

PaRappa The Rapper: You did pretty good for a rookie.

I'd be a bit more concerned about the fact that my cousin was writing dogfucking fanfiction.

Kai: *twitch*

PaRappa The Rappper: *pokes*

Kai: *falls over and faints*

Hooray! He's dead!

PaRappa The Rapper Well I hope you enjoyed o.o

I did not.

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And that's the first chapter! There's another chapter after this which is really just wrapping things up, so it doesn't have any sex in it. I'm lying. I'll probably get to that either tonight or tomorrow.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to bleach my brain.

This post has been edited by Waffleman: Aug 15 2010, 05:29 PM

[Protto]

Ebon Lupus would find this fic guilty of neglecting to prevent the health hazards in dog-fucking and promptly scold the author for--

GODDAMN IT WHAT THE SHIT?!

Good job on the mock. But it's not like I'll remember much of it when I stick a pickax into my skull.

[Haley Heroine]

I'm so... confused. Why do we keep reading fanfiction in the first place?

[Waffleman]

I'm so... confused. Why do we keep reading fanfiction in the first place?

Like I said, because we hate ourselves.

[Waffleman]

Here comes the final chapter! Thankfully, it's shorter than the other one, but unfortunately, it still exists.

As always, Fic, Me.

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Kai: Hey guys ^-^ So this is the last chapter of this one I'm afraid.

Hooray!

I did say it was going to be short and I was thinking about making the first chapter the last but since I got reviews wishing there was more chapters I decided to put in this one.

It's perfectly understandable. "Please kill yourself" is often misspelled as "More dogfucking, please."

It's mostly the finisher of what happens XD

FINISH HIM!

And I really didn't expect to get NICE reviews I am so happy.

I didn't expect that either.

Thank you Diva-chan (Who I am kinda surprised to see XD), Chiro-chan (who sorta requested this in the first place XD) Gold, annnnnd Tamati for reviewing

The four of whom will be swiftly reported to the ASPCA as potential offenders.

Hope you enjoy the last chapter. And Oh my god I got over 3 thousand words O.O

If you think I'm gonna stoop to tired memes, fuck you.

Chapter 2: Outcome

Hehe, come.

Issun slowly mumbled as he slowly opened his emerald orbs. He blinked the sleep away but he still felt groggy and just wanted to curl up against the warmth next to him.

"Mom, five more minutes."

He looked and saw that he had his arms around Amaterasu, her back pressed up against his bare chest and her tail wrapped around his waist. Her amber eyes closed in a deep peaceful sleep. He softly smiled at her form and pulled her closer to him. His heart felt warm and the warmth seemed to spread throughout his body. And he was enjoying it. He didn't want to let her go.

This would be romantic if she wasn't a WOLF.

Yet his mind wavered as he remembered something. Amaterasu was a god.

Not only did you fuck a wolf, you fucked a GOD. Think about that for a minute. That's some Zeus shit right there.

She would have to return to the Celestial Plain. Without him. He was probably still unable to go there.

Yeah, you're gonna end up going to the other place.

He had to stay and spread her faith. Telling her story to every soul. That was his job as her Celestial Envoy. Whether he liked it or not.

This is basically the equivalent of a priest fucking Jesus. If Jesus was a dog.

He remembered that she had said that she was visiting for the day. A day. That day was up by now and she would have to leave. Leave him behind. He felt angry at that but he knew she had no choice.

"ISSUN MAD THAT ISSUN CAN'T FUCK DOG ANYMORE! ISSUN SMASH!"

He sighed softly as he stroked her fur with his smooth fingers. He flinched when he felt a sting on his shoulders and gently lifted a hand to touch one and he looked over his shoulder. There were deep claw marks that looked like would scar. It must of been from last night when she was digging them in.

OW OW OOOOOOW.

"Geez hurt me why don't you?" Issun softly smiled as he looked at his sleeping lover who didn't seem like she wanted to wake.

Well if she was going to leave today. He might as well have some more fun. Issun smirked devilishly and he softly nibbled her neck. He heard the wolf moan and shiver at the touch but still she didn't wake.

OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN.

"Always knew that you were such a lazy furball that slept like the dead." Issun whispered in her ear, getting a ear flick in reply.

Ha ha ha that sentence doesn't make much sense.

He gently kissed her her and licked it gently then nibbled it teasingly. He felt her shift in his arms as he tickled her ear innocently. His hands rubbed her stomach like he was giving her a belly rub. He almost laughed when he saw her back legs kick slightly and he trailed his wandering hands over her. His fingers brushing along her fur and then down to her entry, teasing her folds.

God, Ammy is a DEEP SLEEPER.

He heard her moan loudly and her body pressed against him so much that the tip of his manhood was just a centimeter away from her back entry under her tail. He grinned thinking of doing it doggy style just out of spite but he wasn't done teasing her. He pressed his manhood against the hole more and heard her moan louder and yip like a puppy begging for its mother's milk.



I have a bad feeling about this.

His fingers were buisily massaging her crotch with gentleness yet firm and possessive. He watched the wolf bite her lip and let out a whine and a moan in her sleep. He felt his fingers getting wet and guessed she was already getting motivated. He smirked as he kissed her cheek and gently entered his fingers inside her making her moan and whimper. Issun had his fingers gently explore inside her moist walls, as he wiggled them around inside her and gently pumped them in. Amaterasu moaned loudly and shivered though she was surprisingly still asleep.

The chloroform does that to you.

"Lazy furball." grinned Issun in amusement as he licked her neck near her jaw. While his fingers pumped inside her, his other hand stroked her thigh gently and smoothly. Rubbing gently and lovingly.

Once again, you're treating canine anatomy like human anatomy and it's not right.

"Issun...oh...ah...ghe..." moaned Amaterasu as she shivered in pleasure and seemed like she was about to burst.

Issun grinned, proud that she was thinking of him. He pulled her closer when he felt her orgasm and her juices spill onto his hand. He lifted his hand and gently licked them off then sat up and bent down over her to clean her crotch clean. He felt Amaterasu shift then gasp.

Oh, NOW she wakes up! I guess she IS lazy.

"I-Issun? So...early...oh...ah..." moaned Amaterasu now awake as she shifted at his caressing tongue.

Better never than late.

Issun lifted his head and licked his lips then lied back down next to her and looked at her as she turned her head to look behind her and at him.

"Well...just thought I can get all I can before you leave." Issun mumbled as he looked at her. "Sorry I woke you up."

"Sorry I woke you up by licking your cooter."

Amaterasu blinked slowly and looked down sadly. Probably remembering she would have to return to the Celestial Plain soon. She softly shook her head and looked at him lovingly.

"No...it's okay I understand...I'll have to leave now though...but before that...could you?" asked Amaterasu before she moaned feeling his manhood against her tail hole.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...

Issun smirked and kissed her mouth. "Anytime and anywhere. My goddess." he said softly.

He then pulled her closer and shifted comfortably. He then swiftly thrusted inside her and heard her howl loudly in shock and pain.

Don't.....don't fuck a dog in the butt! You'll get the dick worms!

He kissed her cheeks once again to calm her down and to assure her. When he felt her tongue run along his cheek he thrust into her again and pumped himself into her.

Has this guy even SEEN a wolf?

She moaned loudly and panted and howled in pleasure and called his name as she felt his thrusts.

"Issun...oh...I...ah...am.." moaned Amaterasu as she panted and felt another orgasm coming again.

"Shh I know...Mine too." whispered Issun in her ear and kissed her ear comfortably.

Thank god it's short.

He thrust into her again and they both screamed each others name and they both climaxed, going over the edge and spilled into each other. They panted tiredly and Issun kissed her cheek as he pulled out of her. Amaterasu panted as she slowly rolled over to her feet and smiled at him lovingly. As they smiled at each other they heard a voice up above.



"What the Hell is this?!"

"It's time to return Mother of Earth...Come home." called the voice from above.

Amaterasu looked up sadly then looked at Issun.

"Issun I..."she started till Issun raised his hand at her for her to stop.

JUST GO HOME.

"It's fine. Go on back. It's not like we will never see each other again." Issun grinned and kissed her nose.

Amaterasu nodded and licked his mouth as she stood and looked up then at him. "I love you...Issun...always will.." she barked then her body faded into starlight and completely disappeared before Issun's eyes.

It turned out that it was all a terrible terrible dream.

"I love you too, Ammy." Issun replied then he sighed softly as he cleaned himself up and put on his clothes. He then blinked when all of a sudden his body shrunk down to his small size.

How convenient.

Issun smiled. "Guess it was only a one timer." he said and looked up at the sky.

"But I sure enjoyed it and I can't wait to see you again. Ammy." Issun smiled then hopped back towards Kamiki Village.

I can wait. I can wait FOREVER.

~1 month later~

Issun blinked at the small pup that looked just like Amaterasu except he was smaller and was a guy.

No.

It had been one month since he had last seen Amaterasu and then all of a sudden a sudden evil swept over Nippon again. Him and Sakuya suggested to call her back to Nippon for help.

NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO.

So they were at Sakuya's tree and called her but all they got was this small pup that they called 'Chibiterasu.'

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T.

He wondered why Amaterasu would send this pup to save the world. This pup did act a lot like Amaterasu. Maybe they were related. And maybe he already knew who this pup was. Then again it is just a hunch. But Issun had pretty good hunches.



FUCK. Kai Yukimura has made Chibiterasu the lovechild of Ammy and Issun. Now I'll NEVER be able to play Okamiden. Fucking Christ.

~Fin~

And there was much rejoicing.

Kai: The end I hoped you enjoyed it ^-^

Fuck you. Just fuck you.

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And that's that. There's one more chapter, but that's just an author's note and it's not worth my time.

I mean, why couldn't you have just had Ammy take on a human form like the fanworks are wont to have her do? I wouldn't have had a problem with it. Come on, Kai Yukimura.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to apologize to my cat for even reading this and reassure her that nothing will happen.