Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ The Aftermath of Ashe's Life, Ashe is a cheatin' ho.

[shiroamasa]

Hey there, guys. I'm back with an all new story- well, not THAT new. But it might be new to you. This is a FF12 story starring the princess you love to hate, Ashe!

And now, let the mock commence! My text will be in red, the fic's text in white.


People this story is not for little kids. This is very dangerous for your little eyes. It is just a warning.


In other words, a lemon. A hot, heavy lemon.


This is related to Final Fantasy XII, and character that I made up in the story.


Ashe is made up? Of course she is! MADE UP BY SQUARE-ENIX!


Ashe is the beautiful princess in the Kingdom of Dalmasca. She is located in the capital city of Rabanastre with her allies Vaan, Penelo, Balthier, Basch, Larsa and Fran. Her husband was killed in this terrible war called Archadian. The archadians are soldiers that are after the Dusk Shaud. Ashe and her buddies don't know what to do right now. There is some love connection between Ashe and Basch.


Umm, honey? WE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT THIS BY READING THE DAMN MANUAL!


And there are sub-characters as well; such as, Reagen, Cid, Destiny, Rodney, and Vayne.


Don't forget about the subbies! THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO!


DEATH NOTE!


These Characters are not mines; I just used these characters for my story. This story is fiction!





The Beautiful Night


Ah, the beautiful night! She is beautiful. Bella Notte...



"Asheeeeee! Where am I!" Shouted a little girl voice in the distance.


IN HELL!


Ashe saw her self running in total darkness. She doesn't know where the hell she is going either. She is just running in complete darkness. She was running in nowhere. Nothing; just complete darkness. She heard the little girl again.


DARKNESS, EVERYBODY! DARKNESS!


"Ashe this way!"


Yes, Ashe! This way! RIGHT INTO HADES!


"What are you talking about? I can not see you!" Ashe shouted back.


"I AM OVER HERE, YOU STUPID-ASS, DOE-EYED BITCH!" The girl shrieked.


"You are behind me." The little girl said in a gentle tone.


And SHE'S RAPING HER WITH A DILDO


Ashe could not see anyone in front of her. She was perplexed. Ashe, then see a small bright light in the end of the darkness. She ran a little faster to catch up with the light. She had not seen the little girl until Ashe was engulfed in the bright light. The bright light was burning her eyes. After her eyes got adjusted in the light; she saw the little girl walking at the end of the mountain. The cliff was long and narrow. Ashe heard the ocean waves down below. The little girl was HER when she was younger. She has to save her little spirit. She ran faster but it was too late, the little girl fell in the big wave of the ocean. Ashe gasped and fell to her knees.


I think my brain just lost a few cells.


"I had failed." She mumbled to herself.


GAME OVER.


"Yes you had!" Shouted a man's voice in the distance. Ashe turned around and saw her husband standing there with his nice suit and amour.


Is that who that I think that is?


"Oh!" She gasped once more. Her dead husband raises his sword.


That's what the necromancer said.


"You must die!" Ganonthen strapped her in the gut. Blood came oozing out from the opening. She looked up at her husband.


"You mutha fucka! You are a traitor, MUTHA FUCKA!" She shouted.


EBONICS IN MY FINAL FANTASY? UNPOSSIBLE!


Her ugly husband chuckle smoothly.


"Oh yesss the fuck I AM! NOW DIEEEEEE!" He shouted. Ashe gasped. And then her husband pushes her to the end of the cliff and watches her fall to her death.


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ashe screamed as she fell into Dave Chappelle's mouth.


Then everything went black.


Like this story and author.

…..

Ashe woken up with a harsh gasped. She raked her hands through her soft light brown hair. The sun was burning her face. She looked at her hand.


The Triforce of Power shone on her hand. "Use the force, Ashe." It hissed evilly.


Was that a dream? It felt so damn real!


Indeed. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


She looked at her room. Her room was looking the same as always. Ashe got up and walk to her blinds. She opens them up and the sun shine through the room. She smiled as the sun was absorbing her body. She walked to her closet to get a set of clothes for the next adventure that lies in the day.


I say, HEY! It's a wonderful time of day! HEY!


She hops in the shower and wash up her body. She wants this day to have a good day. But she can not get rid of her dream. She was completely in darkness and then her husband appears and KILLED HER! She looked at her wedding band and smiled.


"Ganon won't ever betray me. He's the best." Ashe giggled.


My husband will never do that.


OH YES HE WOULD.


But before her husband was murder, she had an affair with Basch.


WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!


4 years ago…


"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM! I DO NOT HAVE TIME WITH YOU, ASHE!" Shouted Rassler; Ashe's husband.


Dude, she's your wife, not a pet. Show some respect!


"Butttt…." Started Ashe.


I'd like to plow YOUR butt, Ashe.


"Get out of my sight! There is a fucking war going on, and I do not have time with you right now!" He barked at her.


What, now Rassler is a dog? And his name is supposed to be Rasler, NOT Rassler.


Ashe started to get furious.


AND IN THE RED CORNER, WE HAVE FURIOUS ASHE! *boos*


"Well, excuse me! I do a lot of shit as well! And I want to spent time with you, baby! We have not had sex in a year because you all busy with your new project that is a waste of fucking time!" She protested indignantly.


You just said what a lot of women have on their minds, Ashe.



"Who the fuck is you talking to in that tone!" Shouted Rassler.


"YOU, NIGGA!" Ashe snapped at him. "You need to watch how YOU talk to me! BITCH!"


"I AM!" Shouted Ashe.


"SPARTA!" Leondias roared in fury.


Rassler got up and slaps her hard on the face! She fell to the floor, and started to cry.


SPOUSE ABUSE ALERT!


"Bitch, don't you fucking DARE talk to me like I am a fucking dog!" He barked at Ashe. "Now get the fuck out!"


Rassler, YOU ARE A FUCKING DOG. YOU'RE A RAZZLING-DAZZLING DOG, OK?


Ashe got up and ran out the room. She ran down the hallway of the castle. She was scared, her night grown fall past her shoulder when she ran down the stairs. She usually talks to Basch but he had been busy for a couple of days. He left to do some type of mission. She fell on the couch; that was in the big living room. She cover her face and cry some more.


And now Ashe turns emo... FOR A MOMENT.


"Well Hello there, Ashe." Said a man voice.


WHO'S THAT MAN?


Ashe stops crying and looked up. It was Basch. He was looking sexy as hell. His beard was nicely trimmed and his brown eyes were full of excitement. Ashe wipes her tears and ran to Basch. They hugged tightly. Basch smiled.


"OH, BASCHE! RASLER WAS JUST HORRIBLE TO ME! I NEED SOME SWEET LOVING, NOW!" Ashe bawled.


"I am so happy that I can see you." He mumbled at Ashe's right ear.


And I'm so happy that mock is almost over.


"Yeah, I know." She mumbled back to Basch.


At least Ashe understands me.


Ashe looked up at Basch. Basch looked back smiling.


I can see that a lemon scene is coming...


"Basch, Rassler and I got into an altercation again."


A what?


Basch's smile faded.


And was replaced with a glare.


"That mutha fucka! Do you want me to beat that skinny ugly ass bitch?" Basch hissed indignantly.


AND BASCH HAS EBONICS TOO!


"No, Basch. I just need you. Hold me, love me." She then looked up at Basch. "Make love to me."


I'll Make Love To You


Ashe then grabs Basch's hand leading him to an empty bedroom. She closes the door and locks it. The full moon was beaming in the open window. Basch didn't say a word. Ashe walks towards him. She climbs on top of Basch and start kissing him on the lips. His lips were so damn moist and good. She could feel Basch resisting but then he gave in.

He wraps his body around Ashe's and start kissing her aggressively. She moans with happiness. She closes her eyes when Basch pick her up and throws her in the bed. She laughed when Basch climbs on top of her and start kissing and feeling on her. He grabs her right breasts and rubbed it gently.

He made his way to her right nipple and rubbed her nipple with his thumb. She closes her eyes. She then wraps her long legs around Basch's hips. He started to take off his shirt for her. She rubbed his muscular body.


Damn! They're going at it like two fat women fighting over bon-bons!


Ashe got up and slowly taking off her house robe. It was sliding down to her hips and then to the cold floor. She was completely naked underneath the house robe. Her body looked beautiful at the moon light. Her skin looked so smooth and soft like a baby.

She walks slowly towards Basch. Basch couldn't say anything at the moment because he was so goddamn horny. His dick was about to rib out of his pants. Her breasts jiggle every time she took a step. When she walked closer to Basch; Basch grab Ashe fast and kiss her. He then unbuckles his belt and his pants. His boxers was wet with his cum.

Ashe took them off, and he cum all over her body. She moans as Basch was playing with her pussy. He sticks 3 fingers in her pussy playing with it. She moans some more.





"Baby that is more like it!" Ashe shouted hornily.


Ashe is a horny little vixen, isn't she?


Basch didn't say a word. Basch then stick his tongue in her wet pussy. Her moans turn to a higher pitch moan. All cum came to Basch's mouth. He swallowed and then finally said:


"Was it good for you, Ashy-gal?"


"Umm… Delicious cum, Ashe. Now… here is where the fun starts, baby."


"Mmmmmm... Fuck me, Basch! Just like we used to do it back then! YEAH!"


Ashe was getting horny as a mutha fucka! Her nipples were hard as hell, and she was cumin profusely.


Even the author is getting horny.


Basch picked Ashe up and slam her to the wall. Ashe wraps her legs around Basch and Basch insert his BIG ASS dick in her wet pussy. Ashe gasped and let Basch fuck the living fuck out of Ashe. He started thrusting her harder.

She lean back; was moaning her ass off. She wraps her arms around Basch's body as he was thrusting her faster and faster. Ashe felt his cum pouring out of her extremely wet pussy.


And this is where it falls into porno terittory.


"You like that do you, baby." He mumbled in Ashe's ear as he was fucking her harder. Her whole body was moving up and down.





He stops abruptly, and turns her around. She felt his dick leaving her pussy, and all cum came pouring out of her pussy. Basch told her to do the doggie style. She bends down and she gasped when she felt Basch's dick in her asshole. Basch then start thrusting her ass hole.

She felt Basch's cum all in her asshole. She moans so loud it was echoing in the room. Basch place his hand on her hips as he was going faster and faster. She gasped as he was fucking her ass.

Then cum came out of the opening of her ass hole. Ashe purred smoothly as a response. Basch stop fucking her and then returned to the bed.


This lemon scene is so hot that even the author couldn't type correctly on account of him/her masutrbating.


Ashe climbs on top of Basch and fuck him up. Her breasts were moving every thrust. Basch had his eyes close as Ashe was thrusting faster than the speed of light.

But hey she had not had sex over a year so she is letting out all of that. Then Basch gave up trying to hold his moans. He started to moan his ass off. Ashe lean a little closer to Basch so Basch could grab her breasts as she was going faster.


SEXUAL OVERDRIVE INITIATED!


"BASCH! YESSSS!" She shouted her ass off as she was going as fast as she can. She can hear the cum as she was fucking harder. She likes that sound. Ashe closes her eyes as she started to end the sex.

Then finally she completely stopped. She lay next to Basch. But then she wanted to suck his dick. So she grabs his extremely hard, long ass dick with her hand, and put his dick in her mouth. She let the cum exploded in her mouth. She swallowed. His cum taste so damn good.

She chuckle smoothly as she was sucking his dick some more. She pauses and let her tongue wrap around the head of his dick. She heard Basch's moan and she felt his hands on top of her head.


AND WE ALL KNOW ASHE'S DEEP, DARK SECRET.


"Oh Ashe." Basch moaned deeply.


"I love you." He whispered into her ear.


His pubic hair was tickling her. But she was sucking his dick so damn much. Basch press his hands on the back of her head. She moans and then stops sucking his dick. She lies right next to Basch. They were both coated with sweat.


AND NOW THEY KNOW HOW BLACK PEOPLE HAVE SEX.


"Man, that sex was good as hell!" Shouted Basch.


DAMN STRAIGHT, MY HOMIE!


"I know baby." She moans. Ashe closes her eyes. "I never had that much fun in my whole damn life."


PFFT. I've seen better FF12 lemon fics.


Basch got up and start putting on his clothes. Ashe lies sideways watching him. Her breasts lean to the right as her place her hands on her chin. Basch buttons up his shirt and walks towards her.


AND SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES! A SHIRTLESS BASCH!


"I had a good ass time, Ashe, but I must go and rest. I have a big day tomorrow." Basch said to Ashe. Ashe chuckle as she got up naked to hug him.


AND SOMETHING FOR THE BOYS! A NUDE ASHE!


"I had a good time too, Basch." Said Ashe.


Yes, you did. A DAMN GOOD TIME!


She put on her nightgown and open to door for Basch. Basch turn to Ashe and kiss her on the lips.


*Audience cheers*


"Good night, love." Said Basch.


"Good night, Baschy." Ashe giggled.


"Bye baby." Basch turn and left the castle. Ashe sighed and head back to the room where her sleeping bastard husband was located. She took a shower and went to sleep; thinking about Basch.


And this marks the end for Chapter 1. The author's name is, oddly enough, Ashe10. And this is her ONLY story. Thank god she didn't make any others. With that, I'm out.

[Neko_Maid]

But seriously. What....was that...?

[shiroamasa]

That's something I've been wondering myself.

[shiroamasa]

I'm back! And with a new chapter! I hope you're ready, because it's coming up right now!



Ashe smiled when she was thinking about that beautiful night. She put on her clothes, and head out of the palace. Her shoes echo in the deep hallway. She was planning on meeting Vaan and Penelo today in Low town.



You mean Motown, don't you?



The guard let her through. The town was very busy and crowded as usually. The sun was beaming down at her beautiful sexy self. She missed Basch, the guy that she loves. Basch had been missing in a year and a half. She doesn't know what the fuck happen. So she is single and had not had sex in a while. Her short skirt moved up with the wind. She saw people checking her out. Sometimes she goes to the bar and people be looking at her. She moved her bangs behind her ears.



Oh, man. Ashe is one HELL of a slut.



She is not far from Vaan's house. She knocks on the door. But nobody did not answer.



Vaan must be fapping.



"HELLO! VAAN! It's me ASHE!" She shouted as she bangs the door. Then finally the door open. She saw Vaan. His face was cover with ship oil, and he had bags underneath his eyes. When he saw Ashe; he smiled.







"Oh hey Ashe. I forgot that you were coming over today." Ashe chuckled.







"You always forget, Vaan." She said as she enters the house. The house smells like marijuana and weed. "Have you been smoking again, Vaan?"



OH YOU.



"Nope, it is Penelo this time. She is the one that is high as hell." Said Vaan; as he wet a towel to wash his face. Ashe shook her head.



PENELO? I can already imagine her dancing in the nude on top of a table.



"You guys are so in love." Vaan laughed.



Psssh. I DOUBT IT.



"Nahh, she does not love me anymore. She moved on with some other guy name Rodney. We are not even together no more." Ashe was shocked. She sat down on his couch and cross her legs. She wants sex so damn bad, and looking at Vaan's sexy muscular ass body was not helping at all. She was rubbing her legs trying to get rid of that feeling.



Christ. Penelo dumped his ass for Rodney King. And Ashe is STILL A HORNY BITCH.



"I'm sorry to hear that." Ashe said. Vaan walks to the kitchen to make him a chicken sandwich.



"It is okay. I know there are better people out there for me." Said Vaan as he pulls out some ham and bread. "Do you have any new information about Basch?"



"He's doing some work at the Viera Bar." Ashe giggled.



Ashe shook her head with disappointment.



DAWWWWW.



"No. I am afraid not. I don't know where the fuck he is! And it is making me upset because I love him and I want to be with him the rest of my fucking life, but the mutha fucka is not here. He is gone fucking missing! Is it my entire fucking fault, Vaan!" Whined Ashe.



Oh, shut up, Ashe.



Vaan stops what he was doing, and walks towards Ashe with a bat behind his back.



"No it is not your fault. Maybe something happen. I know one day you will be able to see him." Said Vaan sympathetically.



Yeah, in hell.



Ashe felt like crying. She then was thinking about her dead husband, and all the torment that he every done to her. She hates that. That makes her even angrier.



Rassler is an asshole. A BLACK ASSHOLE.



"I fucking hate it all." She turns to Vaan and grabs him roughly. "Let's fuck!"



"....WHAT?!" Vaan shouted.



Vaan laughed his ass off.







"Are you fucking serious?" Laughed Vaan.



"OF COURSE!" Ashe did a perfect imitation of M.Bison.



"Yes I am fucking serious, Vaan. I need someone right now." She whined with protest.



You're too damn needy! Women, am I right, guys? *rimshot*



Vaan looked at Ashe up and down.



"Man, I can't wait to fuck your ass." Vaan grinned.



"Well, you are looking very sexy today." Ashe knew he was joking around.



Women always know when men are fucking around with them.



She stood up. "I am FUCKING SERIOUS! Let's fuck right now!" She screamed at Vaan. Vaan laughed again.



"SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, BITCH! I WILL FUCK WHEN I'M READY!" Vaan barked at her.



"Ashe you are 19 and I am 17 years old. That is illegal."



YOU'RE ALMOST 18 YEARS OLD! SO WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?!



"So who gives a fuck?" She shouted. "I need some fucking dick! And Penelo said that you are good in the bed!"



Penelo must've been lying.



Vaan roared with laughter.



Dude, you're full of hot air, you know that?



"Ashe, Give me a fucking break!" Laughed Vaan. Ashe wanted to kick him in his ass with her boots, but she hissed and head out of the house. She was mad. She thought that Vaan would say 'Yeah let's go baby.' But he did not.



Well, what DID you expect, Ashe? Vaan DOES have morals... I think.



"Whatever, mutha fucka." She mumbled. Then she felt a hand on her shoulders. She stops and didn't turn around. She already knew it was Vaan. "What Vaan? Here to play more fucking games!"



"Well, now that you mention it..." Vaan murmured, holding a box of Monopoly.



"No…" He sounded very serious. "Let's do it."







Ashe turns around and looked at Vaan's eyes. He was telling the truth. She followed Vaan back to the house.



Remember, people. Looking into their eyes is a natural lie detector.



Ashe immediately took off all of her clothes. Vaan took off his vest and his clothes. He does have a big ass dick. She purred with excitement. Vaan walk close to her until Ashe felt his dick raking against her right leg. She moved her right leg rubbing the head of his dick with her thigh. Vaan gasped with excitement. She then landed to her knees, and start sucking his dick. Vaan moan louder, and she was sucking his dick so damn hard and long. She let his cum pour all over her body.



"Why don't you ever do that to me?" Rosa whined to Cecil, who was reading a book.



"Lick it off of me." She commanded to Vaan. Vaan obey like a fucking jackass.



And the author has forgotten to use past tense with verbs.



He pushes her to the ground and let his cum pour all over her breasts and nipples. He then start to suck the cum off of Ashe's nipples and breast. He rotates his tongue around her nipples, and continues on licking her body. After that, he licks her stomach as he was playing with her pussy. She then took his dick and sucks his dick while she was still lying down. Vaan closes his eyes moaning all of his might. She loved it very much as well.



"CECIL! I WANT IT NOW!" Rosa sat on Cecil's lap, shaking him.



Then Vaan climbs on top of her, and insert his dick in her pussy. She moaned and screamed a little bit. Vaan starts thrusting her a little harder than Basch and longer. Ashe moans louder. She closes her eyes tight when he was going faster.



Shiro: *plugs his ears with ear plugs*



But then all of a fucking sudden, it was this loud explosion not far from the place, and people was screaming loud and long. Ashe wanted Vaan to continue on fucking her, but Vaan completely stop and pull his dick out of her wet pussy. She was pissed off.



Cecil pushed Rosa off and stood up. "KAAAAAAAIN!" He roared.



"Why the fuck did you stop!" Shouted Ashe. Vaan quickly had to put his clothes.



"Because, bitch. It's motherfucking KAIN!" Vaan shouted as he brandished his blade. "And I gotta back up Cecil."



"People are in danger right now. We have to stop them. It might be the archadian soldiers!" Vaan shouted as he zipped up his pants; covering his hard and small dick.



"So! Who cares right now?'



"Yeah! Who gives a fuck?" Rosa agreed.



"Well, Cecil and I give a damn!" Shouted Vaan. He grabs his sword and head out side. Ashe followed. She had her sword and shield with her as well.



When they head outside, the sky was smoking and houses were on fire. She gasped. People were hurt and some are killed. Vaan was right. It was some archadians running around. She pulls out her sword and run towards one. She does not know where the fuck is Vaan. He just disappeared into thin air.



Rosa ran to the injured and began healing them, while looking concernedly at Ashe.



"Are you Ashe?" The archadian asked.



"Yes, I am. this is Rosa." Ashe explained. "Where's Vaan and Cecil?" Rosa demanded.



Ashe didn't say anything else.



"I said are you the princess of Dalmasca?"



"Oh, fuck this." Rosa pulled out her bow and arrow and shot the Arcadian at the leg.



Ashe ran towards the archadian and slashes him with her sword.



WUT.



"Leave Rabanastre at once! You do not belong here. We did not do anything wrong!" Ashe demanded.



"Ashe, what the fuck are you doing?!" Rosa screamed. "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"



"We should kidnap you right now."







"But you do not know who I am!"







"You are Lady Ashe."







"I must fight I see."



Rosa stood up and ran for her life. "Fuck this!"



She summon "Dark matter" and he die instantly. She put her sword away. She was very perplexed right now.



YOU THINK? YOUR STORY IS VERY PERPLEXING.



What the fuck is going on here? And where the fuck is Vaan?



Out having fun with Rydia.



She then saw her close friend name Balthier.



OF COURSE.



Balthier was a handsome young man that she likes very much. They are good ass friends. Balthier put his pistol back on his hips, and smile at Ashe.



Yes, they ARE good ass friends. They like to do Anal sex.



"No time, no see." He mumbled with his England accent. His orange, brown hair shines with the sunlight. Ashe chuckle at Balthier.



And Bal has a british accent. Just like Private from Penguins of Madagascar.



"Hello there." She said as they hugged. "Do you know where Vaan is at? He just disappeared?"



"And Cecil! Don't forget about-" Rosa was interrupted by Ashe. "SHUT UP!"



Balthier shrugged his shoulder.







"Beats me. I haven't seen the boy in 2 years." Said Balthier smoothly.



DUDE. HE JUST RAN PAST YOU.



Ashe frowned at him.



"We must look for him." Demand Ashe



"So that I can have more sex!" she grinned.



"I see that you have not change, Ashe. Still demanding shit, I see." Balthier said disapprovingly.



Ashe loves eating scat!



"But, we must found him." Balthier stop pacing and looked at Ashe.



Man, was the author drinking beer or something?



"No… we are not going to look for him. You are coming with us." Ashe frowned perplexedly.



Us? Who's "us"?



"Us? Who the fuck is us?" She snapped at Balthier. She points her index finger at Balthier's chest.



THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, BITCH.



"Me, Fran, and Larsa, Dalmasca is not looking pretty right now. We must stop Vayne at once. He is back alive once again looking for more trouble."



DOES THE STORY EVEN KNOW ITSELF ANYMORE?!



Ashe gasped in shock.



"VAYNE! He is back alive?" Ashe asked Balthier in shock.



"Hell yeah!" Balthier shouted.



Balthier nodded his head slowly.







"Yes, I am afraid so. That is why we need you to stop him once again. You are the queen of Dalmasca you got to save your kingdom." Explained Balthier smoothly.



Indeed. *nods*



"Maybe I do not want to."



Um, WHAT?! YOU JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE GAME LOOKING TO RECLAIM YOUR DAMN KINGDOM!



"Then you do not leave us any choice. We have to force you to come with us. Marquis Ondore wants to see you in Bhujerba."



You better do as he says, Ashe.



"I don't want to see that mutha fucka! He is nothing to me anymore. I don't really trust him that much anymore after the second war happened." Ashe hissed.



*facepalms*



"But we have no choice, Ashe. Fran and the others are in the Strahl waiting for us to return."



BTW, The strahl is an.... AIRSHIP! *fanfare*



Ashe sighed in defeat.





"I guess I have no fucking choice on that one."





"No you do not have any choice. Now come." Balthier reach out his hand.



Bitch got told.



"So we are going to Bhujerba?"



"NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO THERE!" Rosa fumed.



"Indeed. Then when we arrive that is when we discuss what the hell is going on here." Said Balthier.



Ok, Bal. We'll do it right after a visit to the strip club.



"What about Vaan?" Asked Ashe.



"AND CECIL-" Rosa was knocked out by Ashe's fist.



"Vaan is with Penelo. Their already at Bhujerba." Admitted Balthier.



"And Cecil is at Rydia's house, too." He added.



"Oh… I see. Well let's go." She got up and walked to Balthier. They head to the Aerodrome where the airship Strahl was at.



What, no visits at the strip club?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



They hop on and head where everybody was at. She was happy to see Larsa, and Fran. Fran is the only one that is not a Hume (it means human); she is a viera (it means they have long rabbit ears and can read and understand what the woods are saying to them and their complexion is darker than Hume's) She and Balthier had been together for a long time.



Right.... LIKE WE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT.



"Hey Ashe. We finally found you at last." Said Larsa. Larsa is Vayne's brother. But he does not like that fact that Vayne is trying to be the king of Dalmasca, and he murdered Ashe's father, the king of Dalmasca, so he can become the king himself. To make to story short, Vayne is just a jackass crazy mutha fucka. He wants to do some good things, AND some bad ass things.







Ashe smiled lewdly.



"Yes. It is glad to see all of you."







"Balthier? Ready to launch?" Asked Fran with her high pitch voice.



Fran has a high-pitched voice? HAHAHAHAHAHA. WRONG.



"Indeed, Fran. Let's go." Balthier's sat the captain seat and turn on the engine. And then they lift off to Bhujerba.



And they all crashed near the Village of Mist, where Rydia raped them and sold them to a nearby slave market. THE END.



I'm sorry about how lame the mock was. I know I can do better than this. Well, I'm outta here. See ya later.