Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Musical: Some Things Never Change, Another DKM fanfic

[DraculaMarth]

Perfect joke opprotunity missed.

Funny thing is, in my rough draft of the mock, I did call him out on that. However,I dropped it, as I couldn't find a way to call him out on it while still making it funny

[The Chosen]

You could have said something like "The great pain it would bring him to calculate it."

[Neko_Maid]

Who drinks 20 milkshakes pretty much in the same hour?

[Lizard-Man]

Yeah, whatever happened to that mock of Naruto: Asshole of Konata or whatever the fuck it was called, dude?

I still have the thing linked to, I just haven't gotten back to it. It's a really boring fanfic after all.

This post has been edited by Lizard-Man: Jun 25 2010, 09:00 AM

[Kuramastrassx3]

"You're a facist! Look! You're green! Green is the color of facism!" (apologies to Kuramastrassx3)

Peace out, dude!

[Lizard-Man]

That line was hilarious.

For some reason the dumbass has in his head that Beast Boy would be carted away just because he tried to defend himself. So, the entire scenario he started back there was stupid and confusing. Also we now see the start of Jackie and Jillian, the two girls Mykan loves to vilify for no real reason other than they stood in the way of true love.

Also, ten yards, what kind of restaining order is that. He can still stalk her! He's not even out of earshot!

And seriously, if they knew that Beast Boy was just defending himself why did they complain about it? God this is stupid. And the Titans never denied that Terra had been reincarnated they just didn't think that the Terra he was after was the real Terra. And why the hell would Terra put out a restraining order if she thought he wasn't a threat?

So stupid! So fucking stupid!

So many problems in this tale, so many issues, want to choke a bitch!

And how nice of him to purely rip-off Casablanca by having Sam as a character and then making Beast Boy say one of Bogart's more famous lines. And you know what I really hate? The fact he claims no one in the city appreciates Beast Boy yet there are two people in that diner who outright obey his pussy ass demands! Seriously, come on! And what the hell was with that crazy guy at the counter? Exposition! Forced exposition! We'll never see him again he was just there to get BB to go to Von-Richther.

And by the way, Richther doesn't exist in the comics, he didn't cure Sakutia, his parents did, you can't get shit right dumbass!

God I hate this fanfic

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Finally here's my joke for the Pi typo

"I didn't know 3.14 came in flavours."

[DraculaMarth]

That line was hilarious.

For some reason the dumbass has in his head that Beast Boy would be carted away just because he tried to defend himself. So, the entire scenario he started back there was stupid and confusing. Also we now see the start of Jackie and Jillian, the two girls Mykan loves to vilify for no real reason other than they stood in the way of true love.

Well, he did morph into an ape and beat up teenagers. The fanfic, however, is not any better despite this fact. Also, what is Mykan's problem with Jackie and Jillian anyway? They were trying to defend their friend, and so they must be evil

Also, ten yards, what kind of restaining order is that. He can still stalk her! He's not even out of earshot!

You're right. It doesn't help that Terra never seems to enforce the restraining order anyway [/colot]

And seriously, if they knew that Beast Boy was just defending himself why did they complain about it? God this is stupid. And the Titans never denied that Terra had been reincarnated they just didn't think that the Terra he was after was the real Terra. And why the hell would Terra put out a restraining order if she thought he wasn't a threat?

So stupid! So fucking stupid!

So many problems in this tale, so many issues, want to choke a bitch!

[COLOR=purple] I assumed the part where Mykan said the Titans knew it was self-defense was a typo. After all, Mykan is notorious for his typos

And how nice of him to purely rip-off Casablanca by having Sam as a character and then making Beast Boy say one of Bogart's more famous lines. And you know what I really hate? The fact he claims no one in the city appreciates Beast Boy yet there are two people in that diner who outright obey his pussy ass demands! Seriously, come on! And what the hell was with that crazy guy at the counter? Exposition! Forced exposition! We'll never see him again he was just there to get BB to go to Von-Richther.

Yeah. Anyone can give expositition in what I call "MykanLand". Even better, the only reason he probably even knew Casablanca even existed was because Sesame Street parodied it

And by the way, Richther doesn't exist in the comics, he didn't cure Sakutia, his parents did, you can't get shit right dumbass!

So, would that mean his parents have a job in the scientific field?

[Lizard-Man]

Gar's (Aka Beast Boy) parents were biologists/zoologists, they studied animals, they travelled the world, that's why Gar got the monkey bite. They were in Africa.

(Oh by the way, in the comics, turns out Terra killed one of local native chiefs Gaqr was friends with. Great girl huh?)

So yeah, they were in the scientific field.

And yet he was still arrested on assault charges it seems, which were later dropped for the violation of restraining order charges nonetheless. You know, if the Titans know about this restraining order and that Beast Boy is suffering consequences for it that really should be a big hint to the fact that this Terra he's stalking exists.

But no, they just treat him like crap... well they don't do a good job of it but they still treat him poorly which is widly OOC for them. Even Raven would be understanding to his issues, she knows what it's like to feel lonely. Robin too, he'd wanna be there for the little guy. They're his friends! But here they're morons who are acting stupidly irrationally. Doesn't help that Beast Boy is being an unreasonable jagoff, but still...

You know, I like Sesame Street, many kids did, it's a part of my childhood, even the nostalgia critic couldn't find it in him to rip into the show. But I'm not the one stealing all my ideas from an edutainment program on PBS! More importantly I've grown up, I don't like the psychotic manchild Mykan is.

Still love Cookie Monster though.

[DraculaMarth]

Gar's (Aka Beast Boy) parents were biologists/zoologists, they studied animals, they travelled the world, that's why Gar got the monkey bite. They were in Africa.

(Oh by the way, in the comics, turns out Terra killed one of local native chiefs Gaqr was friends with. Great girl huh?)

So yeah, they were in the scientific field.

I think I realize why Mykan felt the need to put Von Richter in the fanfic: Because since his parents are dead, Beast Boy needs a character with enough technology to make Beast Boy into the Gary Stu he becomes in a few chapters, and naturally, Richter is portrayed as the stereotypical Mad Scientist with a Mainland-European Accent

And yet he was still arrested on assault charges it seems, which were later dropped for the violation of restraining order charges nonetheless. You know, if the Titans know about this restraining order and that Beast Boy is suffering consequences for it that really should be a big hint to the fact that this Terra he's stalking exists.

Yeah, but due to Mykan's lack of detail, we don't know what the Titans think. For all we know, they think that it's a different girl that looks like Terra who just got creeped out and put out a restraining order.

But no, they just treat him like crap... well they don't do a good job of it but they still treat him poorly which is widly OOC for them. Even Raven would be understanding to his issues, she knows what it's like to feel lonely. Robin too, he'd wanna be there for the little guy. They're his friends! But here they're morons who are acting stupidly irrationally. Doesn't help that Beast Boy is being an unreasonable jagoff, but still...

And this shows the main problem of this fanfic: For it to work at all, any character development and canon has to be thrown out the window. It doesn't just apply to Teen Titans. I don't think this story would work for any fandom.

You know, I like Sesame Street, many kids did, it's a part of my childhood, even the nostalgia critic couldn't find it in him to rip into the show. But I'm not the one stealing all my ideas from an edutainment program on PBS! More importantly I've grown up, I don't like the psychotic manchild Mykan is.

Still love Cookie Monster though.

Who doesn't like Sesame Street? Most kids watched it, so to see Mykan steal from it so often is not only frustrating, but also confusing. The show is intended for really young children (and their parents, hence the parodies), so why would Mykan mine plot elements and songs (His butchering of "Rebel Yell" is based off of Sesame Street's parody "Rebel L") from a show aimed towards infants. Is it because his are even more childish, and minus the charm?

[Lizard-Man]

I would agree they are, very childish. He's a conundrum of horrible writing techniques.

[DraculaMarth]

In Chapter 3, Beast Boy drank 20 milkshakes, acted emo some more, beat up teenagers, and left the Titans. Isn't Beast Boy just the greatest hero ever? Chapter 4 isn't quite as exciting, but just as mockable.

CHAPTER FOUR

The next morning…

The Titans were all gathered at the table for breakfast, except Beast Boy, who hadn't come back last night at all. "I guess the kid's really left us this time." said Cyborg.

What? As opposed to the millions of other times Beast Boy left in a Mykan fanfic?

"Tell me what I don't know." said Raven.

All of them still couldn't understand it.

"This letter from the future makes no sense! What do you mean Raven will fall in love with an Alien Cat-Man?"

Why was Beast Boy so angry last night

Maybe because it's Beast Boy in a Dakari-King Mykan fanfic! He has no reason other than to whine about everything!

. "Why would he think we don't appreciate him?" Robin said. "Or that he's not wanted around here?"

Just hire someone else! Beast Boy quits every other week by the looks of it.

"You know…" replied Cyborg. "Yesterday, he did say to me something about not feeling important." he paused for a moment. "When I… kicked him out of the hange ar."

Raven hung her head down a bit. "I guess… I was a little cranky too, when I forced him out of the lounge."

The Titans suddenly began to fit it all together. "I told him I didn't want his help in the evidence room." said Robin.

"And I had insisted that he leave during Silkie's cleansing in the room of the bath." added Starfire.

Now the Titans all had lost their appetites. "Poor, Beast Boy." Robin said. "No wonder he doesn't think we care about him anymore."

Cyborg nodded. "Poor little man just wanted to help out, and we cut him deep. Real deep."

Quit feeling bad about Beast Boy! He acts like a complete asshole.

What they all were wondering now was, Where Beast Boy was, and what was he up to.

Based on his personality in this story, he's probably in a band that exclusively plays covers of Korn and Linkin Park songs. What? He joins a band later in the story.
…
Beast Boy had spent the night in a cold dark alley, and he helped himself to whatever discarded foods he could find lying around, or in the garbage.
He didn't bother to go look for a new job, because he had enough pain in his life already.

Maybe he could have become a fanfic writer. It can't be much worse than that Dakari-King Mykan... wait,

Besides… nobody ever showed him any respect or gave a chance before because he was Green, or maybe it was be cause he is a whiny git … why would they start now.

Nobody loved him.

How Could This Happen to MEEEEEEE!

Nobody appreciated him for his good deeds in the past.

He had no Family… he just lost all his friends whom didn't seem to care about him, and his home at the Tower. Now to make things worse… his restraining order on Terra had been increased to 50 yards.

Boy, for a Green-Guy, he sure was one Blue-Boy.

"What am I going to do now?" he asked himself. He couldn't just stay out there like this, but he didn't really have anywhere else to go either.

Then suddenly, he remembered what that guy at the café told him. "You must see Von-Richter, on the mountain… he can help you."

Sure! Why not? In Mykanland, even a drunk hobo is a trustworthy source of information!

Beast Boy thought it over, and what else did he have left to lose, other than his life. So he changed into a bird and flew off towards the mountains.


Meanwhile, at the Tower…

The Titans really didn't know what to do.
So it's just like every Mykan Titans fic then

Beast Boy was really pissed at them, and it didn't look he was going to be able to cool off this time.

He never cools off! Need I remind you that in one story he starts a letter to them by calling them a lynch mob?

He had told everyone his story before, of how he became what he was that day.

His life being filled with nothing but suffering and despair.

"Robin…. What are we to do about our friend?" asked Starfire.

For the first time, Robin felt absolutely stumped. Winning a battle was easy to him compared to this case. "I've never seen anyone this angry before."

"Yo, even Raven never gets this mad."

At least when she is written in-character (i.e when she isn't in some ridiculous ship with some Alien Cat thing)

Raven's lips curled to a growl.

"Well, no offense."
"Why don't we just go out and look for him instead." she said. "We can work something out with him, and try to put this behind us."

Everyone couldn't believe Raven just said that. Usually she was all "Whatever." or "Big deal."

How about that? Mykan knows nothing about the characters he's writing.

When it came to Beast Boy, but actually… Raven did appreciate him a little, he was always there for her even when she didn't want him to help.

Did Mykan become a BB/Raven shipper mid-chapter?

H always helped her, and she usually growled at him or even slapped his face. She owed him more than he owed her.

"All right… Let's go." said Robin, and they all headed off.

Meanwhile…


Beast Boy had already made it to Gotham Mountain.
It sure was a dark and miserable looking place.

Ruckersville, Virginia?

Like most strange scientists, Dr. Von-Richter lived in one of those mysterious castle on mountain tops with thunder and lightning all around it.

No, he wound up at Doctor Weird's lair.

The Lighting was much to dangerous for Beast Boy to continue his flight. So he changed into a mountain goat and began to leap his way up the mountain.

"Man… the alps sure have nothing on these mountains for climbing."

Unless Jump City somehow became Tibet and Gotham Mountain is Mt Everest. I doubt it

he thought to himself. "I just hope Von-Richter will still remember me and be willing to help me."

Meanwhile…
The Titans were all in the T-car not having much luck searching for Beast Boy.

Since he gave up his communicator the only way to try and find him was through Cyborg's electronic-scanner, and Raven's spiritual sensing. The problem was they couldn't pick up anything.

"Something's wrong." said Cyborg. "Wherever he is, something's blocking his signal. I can't track him down."

"How about you?" he asked Raven.

Raven shook her head. "I can't sense him anywhere." she said.

"I can't sense him through Mykan's 'Plot Convenience Powers'!"

Because Beast Boy was too far away on the mountain, and walking through a storm cloud. The distance and surge of the lightning made it hard for Raven to get through, and the lighting was interfering with Cyborg's scanners.

Starfire had an idea. "Friends… perhaps we could all split apart and go searching for Beast Boy by ourselves?"

"And just how long do you think that would take?" Raven asked annoyingly.

"Raven has a point, Star." said Robin. "Beast Boy could be anywhere in the whole city. We can't just go off and waste time looking for him that much."
Starfire knew he was right. "I just wish to know if our Friend is all right."

Meanwhile…

It took quite some time, even a mountain goat can get tired from hopping up the mountain so much… but he finally reached the top.

He hopped up to the top, and he changed back to his regular state. He sure looked pretty beat, and he was panting quite heavily. "Dude…" he panted, "What, a climb."
He looked on ahead… and there was the castle. It looked pretty old and decrepit. It looked even scarier with all the lightning flashing around.. "Well… I'm here." He said shakily.

He walked up nervously to the door, and found it was already open, so… he decided best to just walk into the dark foyer… which was almost to dark to see clearly.

"Hello?" Beast Boy called out. "Hello?" his voiced echoed along the walls.

Suddenly a huge swarm of bats came right at him.

Then Batman leaped out of nowhere and beat the failure out of Beast Boy. Beast Boy then realized how pointless his quest was and rejoined the team, learning to cope with changes. The end.

He shrieked in fear

Or... just get scared over animals that he can turn into. That story is fine too.

and fussed about trying to shoo the bats off, and they flew out the door.
Beast Boy sighed heavily in relief, but then he could hear footsteps coming towards him. "

Who darez to intrude on my zolitude!" shouted a man with a very unusual accent.
He began thrashing about as he scrambled his way towards Beast Boy. "Get out! GET OUT!!" he growled as he neared the cowering young boy, but then he stopped and smiled… "Garfield?" he asked. "Iz it you, my boy? This peace is what all true warriors strive for"


Beast Boy opened his eyes, and then couldn't believe them. "Dr. Von-Richter?" he asked. "Is it really you?"

It was him all right… the very man who made Beast Boy what he was, and who saved his life as a boy. He hadn't seen Beast Boy for a very long time, yet in a way because they had such a close bond they felt like a father and son.
Von-Richter brought Beast Boy up to his main lab and living quarters. He fixed himself some tea, and he did have some said for Beast Boy.

"I am very zorry to 'ave zcraed you like zat, my boy." He said. "But I have been feeling qvite lonely up 'ere."

He told Beast Boy of how after he had saved him from his Sakutia disease, he had gone into complete seclusion. He too was a lonely man who never had much joy and happiness in his life.

Too buried in his research to have time to go out there and try at life, and by the time he grew ready, he was already old and seemingly unattractive.

Sad thing is: Wait about 30 years, and Mykan will end up as Von Richter.

Having given up all his hope of ever finding happiness with another. He traveled around the world, setting up lab somewhere else where he could be alone to work on his inventions.

But he really never expected to run into Beast Boy again… a lot of water had passed under the bridge since they last met. (that means "it's been a long time")
Wow, thanks for the completely unecessary guide to expressions.

"Tell me, my boy… vat bringz you 'ere?"

Beast Boy sighed heavily and told him about the man he had met last night, and told him to seek him out for help.

"Vell… vat iz it zat you vant?" he asked as he sipped his tea.

Beast Boy twiddled his soda can for a bit, and then he let it out. "I want…" he said. "… I don't want to be like this anymore."

Von-Richter swallowed his tea a little too quickly and choked a bit. "You… you… vat?" he asked.

Beat Boy nodded. He didn't want to be who he was anymore.

Beast Boy on the other hand, got the hell out of there, realizing that this was a really stupid idea

Not a green boy with the power to change into animals, but to become a normal boy, with a fresh start at life… one that he never had.

"But vhy vould you vant zuch a zing, my little Garfield?" asked Von-Richter.

Beast Boy got up and walked over to the window looking down at the whole town

below. "You don't know what it like to have been me." he said.

(Music cue, Sung to the tune… "YOU MUST LOVE ME")

(Beast Boy)
-Where did I go wrong to get here?
It isn't you, Beast Boy; It's the author.
This isn't where I intended to be
I could've had it all, but now don't you see
None of that will ever be true (Well, not like this)
-Things I love continue to disappear
"Mostly because of my refusal to seek help"
Without these things I'll never survive
-Deep in my heart I'm concealing
Things that I'm longing to say
The only thing I'm feeling
Is that I want it all to go away
(As the song plays, we see flashbacks of Beast Boy's former, tragic life. The Titans being mean to him. Him being with Terra and losing her, and many, many more)
-I feel as though I'm dead deep inside
I just don't feel alive now
I just want one last chance and I know how
Things that I'm longing to say
The only thing I'm feeling
Is that I want it all to go away
You must help me
Please, help me
You must… help me

A tear rolled down Beast Boy's cheek.
Von-Richter felt so awful for him, he got up and out a comforting arm on the troubled boy's shoulder. "Pleaze don't cry my little von." He said. "If you really feel zo lonely and mizerable… I vill 'elp you."

Back to the Present Day…

Beast Boy was really struggling hard not to cry. That was one of the saddest moments of his entire story.

No, I think it's when Mykan starts stealing Spider-Man's script (And by sad, I meant pathetic) [/I]

Copy Cat even had a tear to shed himself… he too had once felt lonely and filled with despair before he met the Titans.

(Refer to my First Teen Titan story)



"Beast Boy…" Copy-Cat said. "If you wish to stop I can adjourn to my bedroom, and leave you to gather your thoughts."

Beast Boy shook his head. "No… no, no… it's alright." he said. "I can keep going. I just knew you'd understand at least."

Copy-Cat nodded. "Indeed, I can…"

He got up to look up into the nighttime sky. "I continuously remember all of the events that have occurred in my lifetime." he replied.

"Having to live without my mother in my life. Never knowing the joys of companionship. Having to remain locked up in my sacred tower to guard the magic water, and wait for almost no one who could make it to the top."
Copy-Cat hung his head low. "Despite the fact that, I have found what I have been longing for. Being apart of the Titans… having found deep feelings for Raven… becoming a hero whom many now look upon…"

"I still can feel lonesome."
Copy-Cat did have a point. Being on Earth was nice, but he did miss his home planet very much, and thought of his father, the King… and all the other people he had left behind.
Flashback…

Copy-Cat
-The happiness of being me
is not what it's cracked up to be.
It's lonely, being ONE… of a kind.
Oh, good! He's using that "One of a kind" song! FUCK
-With all the known variety,
the gifts that life gave to me
It's lonely being ONE… of a kind.
(Fast forward Flash)
-I wish… to be… like everyone I see.
Not special; just an ordinary guy
Who falls in love and leads the simple life.
At least… I wish to have a chance to try.
-The happiness of being me
is not what it's cracked up to be.
It's lonely, being ONE… of a kind.
It's lonely… being--
ONE…
…Of a kind.
End of Flashback…
Copy-Cat nodded. "It is very important that other people know how you feel. It may very well be the only way to find help."
Beast Boy smiled.

"So… will you continue with your tale, or shall I adjourn back to bed in any case?" Copy-Cat joked.

Beast Boy chuckled. "Okay, okay."

Short version: Beast Boy finds the professor, The Titans somehow can't find him at all, and Copy Cat sings.

This post has been edited by DraculaMarth: Jun 26 2010, 11:27 AM

[Lizard-Man]

Oh yes, it's so hard being Copy Cat, what with every known super power in the world an awesome dark matter powered ship, a hot girlfriend and being next in line for the throne. Yeah it's SOOOOOO lonely.

God I hate him.

[Kuramastrassx3]

AND he has Ms. Meow chasing after him now, don't forget that. Apparently he's very popular with the ladies.

[DraculaMarth]

Oh yes, it's so hard being Copy Cat, what with every known super power in the world an awesome dark matter powered ship, a hot girlfriend and being next in line for the throne. Yeah it's SOOOOOO lonely.

God I hate him.

If I were to ever make a Titans fanfic, I would possibly put an OC as a pisstake towards characters like Copy-Cat. You know, be perfect in every way, yet still angst for "drama"

AND he has Ms. Meow chasing after him now, don't forget that. Apparently he's very popular with the ladies.

But knowing Mykan, by Chapter 10, Copy-Cat will be like

"NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Nevermind 2 girls are chasing after me, I am almost completely invincible and will soon become a king. I'm lonely!" (in the A.F.T.E.R fic, that is. Chapter 10 here is Beast Boy (as a regular kid with amnesia) ripping off the Mysterious Theater segment from Sesame Street)

[Kuramastrassx3]

You mean that bullshit he started pulling in TTHSM? Great...[/sarcasm]

[The Chosen]

ripping off the Mysterious Theater segment from Sesame Street)

So THAT'S where he got that from! I never would've guessed, seeing as I outgrew Sesame Street 14 years ago. God, I feel old.

[Kuramastrassx3]

And I feel weird because I never liked Sesame Street, even when I was little...

[Neko_Maid]

Beast Boy wants to be a real boy! That can only mean...HE'S PINOCCHIO IN DISGUISE!

Nobody appreciated him for his good deeds in the past.

Well, as they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

@Kura: Elmo and his little goldfish didn't shape your childhood? D:

[Kuramastrassx3]

Nope. As a matter of fact, I think my brothers and I must have been the only children in America who legitimately hated Sesame Street.

Though probably more because our parents forced us to watch it, no joke. That's why I used to hate shows like Bill Nye and Mythbusters. Once they stopped making me watch Mythbusters, it became one of my favorite shows. And Bill Nye's a show I sorta like now, too.

[The Chosen]

I hear that. Shows are much better when you watch them of your own free will.