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post Jun 3 2010, 10:18 AM
QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ Jun 3 2010, 09:03 AM)
"Some" of his fics? Don't you all of them?
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post Jun 3 2010, 11:02 AM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jun 2 2010, 05:02 PM)
NOTICE: Keep all conversation or commentary that is not directly related to the mock in the Lolcows Thread.


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post Jun 5 2010, 09:03 PM
Btw, Mykan made a new chapter on FF.net

But, of course, you already knew that.


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post Jun 5 2010, 09:51 PM
Hey there agents. It's the moment you've been waiting for: TK and Al Cone join forces against Chapter 2 of TT vs PA! Seeing as how almost everyone wants to mock a chapter, most of them will be done jointly, like this one.

On with the mock!

EDIT: Al is RED

I am PLAIN BOLD

Mykan is SHIT

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CHAPTER TWO

The Titans were awakened early the next morning by the alarms buzzing. One by one the Titans leapt out of bed, Beast-Boy and Terra struggled to get all their clothes back on… because they were recently at it again!



Dammit Mykan, you gave Helen Lovejoy a conniption. What do you have to say for yourself?!

Mykan: “I’m totally straight, you guys!”


Upon arriving in the lounge, Robin was already there browsing the computer monitors, and Cyborg turned on the early morning news report. Half the city looked as if a heard of elephants passed through it. Stores were broken into. Movie theaters were ransacked. CD and music stores were completely emptied. Even Libraries and bookshops were in a mess.

Those friggin’ elephants just don’t know when to quit.

Pretty damned efficient elephants, at that. They knew exactly where they wanted to stampede and how much damage to do.


Starfire gasped hard, "Our beautiful home-town! It is turned inside out." she cried.

"Not quite all of it." said Cyborg, "Reports are just comin' in. Not every place that was broken into had everything stolen."

Cyborg: For instance, they completely bypassed Sharper Image.

It turned out that only things that involved fiction, or fantasy. Like novels, fantastic, yet non-historical artworks. Even Beast-Boy's published book, The Incredible Beast, was stolen. "Dude!" cried Beast Boy, "I was going to sign some autographs today for the fan club."

Beast Boy: “Someone might have actually shown up today. They can’t avoid me forever, right?"

Raven gazed at him with an eyebrow raised, "You… have a fan club… since when?"

Beast Boy: “Since I started it yesterday. Want to be my first member?”

Beast-Boy turned to face her, "Maybe it's because I actually wrote a book, instead of just reading all the time."

Raven couldn't argue with that, but she too was confused, and somewhat outraged that all the bookstores and libraries no longer had the books she liked to read.

Raven: My Harlequin romance novels! My Yertle the Turtle! O fate, thou hast made me thy fool!

Terra was upset because the movie theaters had to be closed down. Not just for repairs, but because every last one of their fictional movies, any that were not based on a true story, or historical information had been stolen. "What kind of sick people would want to do this?" she wondered aloud.

How will she see Jacob’s perfect abs now?

Robin wondered that too and was searching over every last bit of information he could gather.

For different reasons though. He IS Team Edward, after all.

It turned out that Jump City was not the only place hidden. Reports were coming in that several other towns and communities were all suffering from the same crime wave, and already had some leads.

"It says here, the police were on the trail of a pack of ninja-like people who were caught robbing an art gallery last night in the next town, but they managed t o escape with all the non-historical artworks."

That explained who they were after, but it still didn't explain why anyone would want to steal works of art, and items that are enjoyable, and loved by many…

Because they… want them?

C'mon TK, who needs reasons and motivation when you have hammy writing and plot holes? Nobody, that's who!



The Master, whoever he was

If this crosses over with Manos: The Hands of Fate, I'm going to have an orgasm.

sitting in his office chair, with a lit cigarette bottle of hard liquor in one hand, and tapping his other hand casually on the armrest.

Only bad naughty men smoke drink bottles of hard liquor.

"Hmm, mm, mm… so many useless bits of fiction so little time." he sniggered.

Just then, one of his men entered his office. "Begging your pardon, Sir, but we've just had a report from Agent-17.

"The STD clinic gave him some ointment for that rash that cropped up last week. We can begin distributing it through the base at your leisure."

They had missed a few places in Jump City last night."

The Master scratched his chin, "Thank you Captain. Cone, you know what to instruct of them."

"Yes, Sir!"

Yes, Captain Cone, mercenary captain of the Paramilitary Polygon Partisans.



Agent-17 and his gang were still aboard their choppers, and had just received their orders to head back to Jump City and finish what they started. "Message received, over and out." said Agent-17.

Agent-17: “They noticed that we didn’t steal Piss Christ. I was hoping we could skip that.”

His gang consisted of five people, including himself…

There was Agent-215: A real big brute guy with a temper to match.

Ms. Meow: A girl who had a fondness for cats and somewhat acted like a regular cat-woman, and the only thing she loved more than cats was trying to find herself a boyfriend.

One that isn’t a fag, anyway.

With better standards in literature.


Agent-Mastrass: Her style of fighting involved flashes, and smokescreens to blind her opponents.

Strass' breasts are apparently so horrifying that using them in battle can temporarily blind her opponents. Ouch, man. Very ouch.

And finally, The-Lizard: A fighter that lived up to his name, slick, tricky, and very good at hiding.

Does he really need the hyphen in his name?

"Just our luck!" Lizard hissed, "I thought by this point we'd be finished with that pathetic city already."

Ms. Meow was filing her nails. "Meowrrr… heh-heh-heh! Big whoop! I actually think that city is marvelous over all the others." She hissed, "Lots of cute boys there just waiting to be clawed…HISSSSSSSSS!"

Wow. You can really tell that Mykan spent hours talking with Meow, because he captured her speech patterns ever so accurately.

Yeah, I mean, Eartha Kitt thinks that she needs to tone it the fuck done.


Agent-215 palmed his face with his hand, "Can't you ever go five minutes without thinking of cute boys?"

215: “I swear to God, woman. You better shut the hell up right now or I’ll punch TK right in the face!”

Agent-17: “Wait, what?”

I think they actually have a better term for "palmed his face with his hand." What is it again? God, I KNOW this...


It looked as if an argument was going to break out, until Agent-17 hushed them, "215 is correct. We're there on a mission." he said, "There'll be plenty of time to do as we want once The Master's project is completed."

Mastrass agreed, "And the sooner the better." she snapped. "It's time for us to show all those morons what the real world is all about."

All five of them sniggered wickedly as they continued on their course for Jump-City, but decided to wait until nightfall to enter so it would be easier to move about.



Later that day… The Titans all headed out on the town to investigate the damages and obtain any extra evidence that would help them get to the bottom of this mystery. So far they found nothing, and were now out having pizza for lunch, at least the fast-food places weren't busted.

"Gathering evidence," to the Titans, apparently means "Look around for five minutes, give up and stuff your face with pizza."

Still… this was terrible. It was as if the entire city had been deprived of fiction, fantasies or any forums of wishful thinking. "Where am I going to get my tunes from now?" asked Beast Boy.

The internet, you fucking dumbass?

Terra felt the same; she loved playing music here and now too.

Starfire felt upset that the video-stores didn't sell her favorites videos anymore. She enjoyed movie night. Just then, Copy-Cat flew in… he wasn't that late, for the food had just been served. "Copy-Cat…" asked robin, "Did you find anything?"

"I have…" he said, "I was soaring high above the city observing everywhere, when I noticed

someone even hairier and less appealing than me!"

a small video-store are the far northern side has not yet been broken into."

Ah, Blockbuster. You can’t really blame us for forgetting it still exits.

Be nice. It's probably a Hollywood Video.


That was good, it meant that whoever these people are, that robbed all the stores and places, it was a defiantly possibility that they'd strike that video-store next. "All right… then its settled." Robin said, and he began to discuss plans with the others.

Robin: ...so I was thinking that we could knock down the wall between the living room and the guest bedroom, and maybe combine them? You know, get a pool table, maybe a mini-fridge, make it into a rumpus room? I mean, yeah, we live in a luxury resort, but--what's that? Shut up Beast Boy, this is more important than justice.



That night…

Robin had already contacted The Police and informed them of the situations. Right now, the video store was surrounded, but it didn't look like it. This, they hoped, would trick the thieves into marching in.

Right now, all seven Titans were patrolling the area covering a full mile radius. So far they had nothing to report, but all were unaware that they were not alone…!

When you hear him coming round.
(Mykan)
He's sure to disappear!


The Thieves were a lot smarter than they seemed, and were well aware of the trap that was set for them. "Heh, heh, heh! These dunces really think they can lure us into a trap." Agent-17 sniggered. Then he turned to his teammates, "All right… you guys know what to do. You three create a diversion, and Mastrass will come with me and raid the store. If anyone interferes, you know what to do."

Agent-17: “Bake them a delicious cake.”

GLaDOS-style?


The other three agents nodded and took their positions.

Robin and Cyborg were hiding near the dumpsters just outside the store. It was all dark and gave them great cover. Robin whispered into his communicator, "Titans… report…! See anything yet."

The other five Titans had nothing to report. All seemed pretty quiet.

While Agent-17 checked his wrist-timer. "Five. Four. Three. Two. One…!"

RANGERS! IN SPACE!

Explosions went off few blocks away. Bombs were planted by the other agents to attract attention and distract them form the store, and it worked… partially.

Damn you, Morshu, and your inferior-quality ordnance!

"Sorry, Al. They'll work better MMMMMMM tomorrow!"


Robin and Cyborg heard the explosions and were about to alert the others, but had no need to for they were already on their way, but Robin and Cyborg stayed behind. They had a sneaky feeling they knew what this was about.

Unlike the other Titans, these two actually had a whole brain cell between them.

Their suspicions were answered when they saw two strange people holding larges sacks and bags creep into the store.

Heh. Heh. Hey TK. They're holding their sacks.

I C WUT U DID THAR!

"Let's go!" Robin whispered.



The other five headed in the direction of the explosions, "Look…!" cried Terra. There were thee strange people garbed in black ninja-like suits fleeing the seen of the explosions. "After them!" shouted Copy-Cat.

The Heroes zoomed ahead and touched down in the way of the thieves, "What's this?" snapped 215. Beast-Boy changed back to his human-forum, "End of the line, Dudes!" he spat at the thieves.

Lizard's eyes narrowed in disgust. "Super Heroes? Ugh! Could this city be any more lamer?"

Could Mykan’s grammar be more worser?

"How dare you call out beloved town lame!" snapped Starfire. "Let's get them!" added Raven, and the fight was on.

You'd think that these creeps would be pushovers, being only human and all-

Yeah, stupid humans are worthless as shit, right?

Wrong! They not only dressed like ninjas, but they fought like ninjas too. Starfire launched her star-bolts, and Terra sent many stones towards them, but The Thieves zigzagged, and rolled, and leapt out of the way of every blast.

"Whoa!" Their fast cried Terra.

I can't tell who's supposed to be talking in that sentence--is it the narrator, or this "Their fast" character who's suddenly popped up? Either way, Mykan should really have made that clearer.

"Rarrrr… ha, ha, ha… is all the better you can do?" hissed Ms. Meow.

Copy-Cat clenched his fist, "Hand-to-Hand then!" he hissed as he extended his battle-claws. Ms. Meow actually felt amazed. "Ooh…! Impressive."

I smell a classic case of Freudian penis-envy.

And she dashed to fight him with her teammates faced the others.

Beast-Boy changed into T-Rex and charged at 215. "Bring it on, big guy!" he mocked.

It seems 215’s mocks here are as good as they are IRL.

Oh, be nice. He didn't even say "fag," this time.

That's exactly what was missing!


He leapt out of the way as Beats-Boy lunged, and grabbed him by the tail, "Care to go for a spin!" He was freakishly strong for someone only human. "Good thing I've been lifting weights for a long time."

Play to his ego more, Mykan. I beg of you.

Beast-Boy felt like he was just hit with a battering-ram. "Ohh… do I have a headache…!" he groaned.

Terra came rushing over on a flying boulder, "Now try this!" she growled as she leapt off the boulder hoping it would slam into 215. "Wow… lame!" he simply snorted, and used his huge arms to actually force it back in the opposite direction, "Whoa!" Terra was barley able to get out of the way.

215 yawned, "This is the best the city has to offer, I could have a better challenge playing solitaire."

Hey, I'm just as surprised as you are man. Who are these incompetent buffoons, and what have they done with the Titans?

Apparently he wasn't the only one to think that. His teammates though the same thing while facing the others. Raven and Starfire weren't having much luck facing Lizard. "Come on! Give me your best shot…" he nagged at the girls.

Starfire gazed at Raven, "Shall we… do the paper, scissors, and, or, rock…?"

All I read there was “Starfire, “Raven”, and “scissors”.

"Just blast him!" Raven groaned.

They both turned round to attack, but, to their surprise, he was gone did the mash! He did the Monster Mash!. "Where has he gone…?" asked Starfire. "How should I know?" said Raven.

Raven: “Do I look like an empath to you? Geez!”

Then suddenly she felt something really hard, like a punch, strike her in the face. "UGH!"

Dammit, Two-One-Five, stop swinging your erection in people's faces! It makes Boxtop self-conscious!

"Raven!" cried Starfire, but suddenly she felt herself being socked in the gut! "OH!"

"Heh, heh, heh… give it up ladies." Hisses Lizard's voice, "You don't stand a chance against members of Project AFTER."

Raven and Starfire gazed at each other wondering, "Project…What?"

Some lame internet forum, I think.

Copy-Cat and Ms. Meow stood away from each other staring the other down like chess pieces ready for battle. "Prepare to be crushed interloper." Sneered Copy-Cat, "Like all those who dare to cross the Prince of Psyconia."

Copy-Cat's kind of a douche, no?

Ms. Meow, however, just gazed at him with a twinkle in her eyes, and she licked her lips. "You know… you're kind of cute when you're angry."

Copy-Cat could already see with his foresight what she was thinking, and his answer was, "No! I have no interest in a thief like you."

Ms. Meow shrugged, "They always want to do it the hard way." she sighed. Then she reached behind her back, a small pack was on her belt, and she attached to her gloves metal claws. "Let's go, Kid! I've seen cats fight."

Meow: “And that equals combat experience!”

The two lunged into battle. Their claws clashed and parried one another like swords, it looked like anyone's fight, until Copy-Cat missed, and Ms. Meow managed to horribly scratch through his mask and harm his eyes. "YARGH…!" groaned Copy-Cat as he held rubbed his irritated eyes, he couldn't see a thing now and had to keep his eyes shut really tight.

Holy shit! Copy-Cat just got his eyes gouged out!

"Aw, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue…" mocked Ms. Meow, "Or in this case… YOUR EYES!"

Wow! Jesus, man, Ms. Meow is the biggest badass ever! She is officially my favorite character in this story. She gouged Copy-Cat's eyes out and then laughed at his hairy, derivative ass, and that is head and shoulders above what any other Mykan character has ever done.

she dashed forward to strike him again, but as she got closer… POW! Copy-Cat socked her good in the cheek. "Ow!" she yelped, she tried to get him again but he kicked her shin. "What… how are you doing that?"

Copy-Cat stood his grounds, "I may not be able to see you, but I am still able to sense where you are and what you will do."

This fight was not over yet…

Ms. Meow just needs to plug her controller into the second controller port, and she'll have the upper hand.



Meanwhile…

Agent-17 and Mastrass were busy robbing the video-store of all movies that were considered fictional, or non-historical…. things like that. "Ugh!" groaned Mastrass, "Where do these morons come up with this bull?"

Mastrass: Air Bud 2? Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas? The Sailor Moon Legend of Zelda?!

"Well they can all rot for all I care." said Agent-17, "Come on… let's get out of here."

They grabbed their heavy sacks,

Hehe, hehe, hehehehehehe, hehe, heh...TK has a heavy sack.

and headed for the way they came in, but Robin and Cyborg leapt in front of the door, "FREEZE!" snapped Robin. "No where to run now." added Cyborg as he flashed his light on the intruders.

"Tricked!" snapped Agent-17. Obviously their diversion-explosions didn't distract everyone. "This is the best they have?" mocked Agent-17 as he stared at the heroes, "I think I'm going to fall down laughing."

"What?" snapped Cyborg.

TK: I said "I think I'm going to fall down laughing." What, did your ears get blown off in that explosion too?

Robin also felt insulted, but then he heard the sound of sirens outside. "Looks like your plan, whatever it is, failed!" he said with pride.

The Thieves gazed at one another, "Not quite…" hissed Mastrass. She quickly reached into her belt and pulled out a small cube. She tapped the top and WOW… such a bright flash of light, blinded the two heroes long enough for The Thieves to break for the stairs to the roof.

Look, we aren’t going to be amazed just because you say “WOW”.

I was...


"Let's get'em!" snapped Cyborg.

"No! I'll go after them… get out there and make sure they don't double back." said Robin. They called break, and sped off. Robin tried to get a whole of his other teammates warning them about the diversion, but they weren't able to come and help because they were still fighting the other agents…

They heard what had happened, and could tell their mission was nearing completion and would have to break away soon. "We got to wrap this up." said 215 as he threw Beast-Boy, as a rhino, onto his side.

Lizard finally came out form hiding, thanks to the special cloaking-device on his wrist.

Optic camouflage, huh? I hope that's not your only trick.[/solidsnake]

He punched Raven and Starfire again. "Let's go!" he called to his teammates.

Ms. Meow was finally starting to get the jump on Copy-Cat, due to him using his foresight too much he was starting to get migraines and it slowed him down.

What's this? A limitation on a superpower that was heretofore akin to god-modding? Probably something Mykan cooked up two seconds before inserting it into the story.

She managed to kick him across the street. "You owe me a rematch." she called to him in a flirty-voice.

Terra crawled out from under a pile of rocks she was buried under. Beast-boy untied his fingers. "Dude…!" he groaned.

Starfire and Raven had bruises all over their bodies, more of which on their faces, and Copy-Cat lay flat on his back, still with his eyes shut tight with agony, and groaning softly. His claws slowly went back into his hands.



As for Robin and Cyborg-

They quickly realized that Mykan’s fanfiction is indeed shit and that Project AFTER wasn’t so bad after all.

Robin mange dot chase after The Thieves onto the roof where a chopper was waiting for them. "Stop!" he yelled.

Agent-17 turned round, and narrowed his eyes in anger. "Here!" he snapped a she handed Mastrass the bags he was holding, no matter what, get these items out of here."

...WHO IS TALKING?!

"But, 17!"

"Just start GET TO the chopper, and that's an order!"

He dashed back to face Robin. "You dare to defy Project AFTER?" he snarled.

Robin whipped out his metal-staff. "Look! I don't know what this is about, but you're nothing but thieves, and I hate thieves!"

Robin: “And doctors and lawyers and cops and stairs and vans and the woods and the water and…”

The fight was on, and though 17 had no weapons of his own, he didn't need any. Just like the ninja he was dressed as, he had some real sweet moves, and managed to even duck, dodge, and avoid Robin's attack with ease.

And much like Goku Jr’s pretty sweet stealth, it will not be described in any good detail.

"Real sweet moves" sounds like something out of an episode of Rocket Power anyway.


He even managed to yank the staff away and gazed at it, "A four-foot titanium quarterstaff?" He questioned in almost dismay, "Tell me… you didn't pay money for this junk."

Well, when Bruce Wayne is your dad, anything is well-priced.

Robin gritted his teeth and the fight continued, and as the two boys continued to brawl, Mastrass already had gotten the chopper started and was already lifting off, but before she could go fly away… the legs of the chopper were snagged by Cyborg's grapple line, "Goin' somewhere?" he called up to her.

Mastrass struggled to get the chopper going, but Cyborg used special drills in his feet to hold himself to the ground preventing the chopper from going anywhere.

Awfully convenient that Cyborg had those drills in his feet this entire time.

She grabbed her flasher and flared more light at Cyborg. "AH!" he shut his eyes tight, but the light was almost blinding enough so even that wouldn't help.

Cyborg: Breasts! Horrible, terrible breasts!

He held on, still, he couldn't let her get away!

Sadly, the other Project AFTER teammates snuck up from behind in the second chopper and shot him from above with stun-guns. "WHOA… HEY… OW!" Cyborg finally let go. "Hurry, 17!" cried Ms. Meow.

17 realized this, and gave Robin one final punch sending him sliding into a wall. He never faced someone like Robin before, and as lame as he believed Robin to be, he did somewhat enjoyed it.

Yeah, I know the feeling. As lame as Mykan's writing is, I do somewhat enjoy it.

That's only partially true, because every chapter of SMLoZ that I do kills a little bit of my soul.


He grabbed the rope ladder throw down to him and rejoined his teammates in the escape. "WE'LL MEET AGAIN!" he called.

Not a single “GET TO DA CHOPPA” joke. You disappoint me, Mykan.

Hey, don't worry man--I got this.

I'm just saying Mykan would have totally redeemed himself if he put it in on his own.


Then they were gone. Robin was pretty pissed, Cyborg, relieved that he could see again, was just as mad. "Man! This did not just happen…!" he tried to convince himself, but it did.

The Titans needed to regroup, now!



Meanwhile, The Master had received the latest reports from Agent-17. Their mission was successful, but they would be late returning to base due to an unfortunate run-in with, "Super Heroes…?" he wondered. "Humph! How, cliché..."

Master: “What’s next? Digital monsters? No, that would be ridiculous.”

Captain Cone agreed, though he had faith the project would succeed no matter what, "But what if they continue to interfere in our plans again?" he asked.

The Master just gazed at him, sort of in a strange way. Then he took his cigarette and crushed it down hard in the ashtray on his desk. "You know what we do with interference…" he hissed. "Heh, heh, heh…!"

Al: “A dance-off it is, then.”

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So to recap: The Teen Titans get their asses kicked, I carry a large sack, and Meow Mix x Copy Cat is OTP for life!

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2. Saiyaman (f)
3. Saiyaman 2 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
4. Teen Titans vs Project AFTER - 2 3 (f)
5. Desires Unspoken - Deluxe Special Edition (f)
6. TK versus Birdboy | Fandom | Empire - Part 1
7. Garden of EVA - Sucks Everybody! (f)
8. What is War? - 1 2
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post Jun 5 2010, 10:05 PM
Let it also be noted that my mocks are in bold red, whereas TK's are merely in plain, unremarkable white. Because I have style to make up for my lack of a heavy sack.


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post Jun 5 2010, 10:06 PM
QUOTE (Al_Cone @ Jun 5 2010, 11:05 PM)
Let it also be noted that my mocks are in bold red, whereas TK's are merely in plain, unremarkable white. Because I have style to make up for my lack of a heavy sack.
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Just noticed that. Put the guide at the top.


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4. Teen Titans vs Project AFTER - 2 3 (f)
5. Desires Unspoken - Deluxe Special Edition (f)
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post Jun 5 2010, 10:11 PM
I think the reason he made me a playa was because I told him that I've had a couple of lovers in the past year - also because all teenage girls chase boys, am I right? Also, nice idea, formatting Kura's text. c:

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Wow! Jesus, man, Ms. Meow is the biggest badass ever! She is officially my favorite character in this story. She gouged Copy-Cat's eyes out and then laughed at his hairy, derivative ass, and that is head and shoulders above what any other Mykan character has ever done.


Hey, I try! I'm amazed that he made me so badass as to scratch out his own character's eyes.

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So to recap: The Teen Titans get their asses kicked, I carry a large sack, and Meow Mix x Copy Cat is OTP for life!


Damn straight! I still see it as a black widow relationship of "I mate, then I kill". He'll probably make me talking about how much of a meanie CC is in the next chapters now that he knows we pair it.

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post Jun 5 2010, 10:18 PM
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215: “I swear to God, woman. You better shut the hell up right now or I’ll punch TK right in the face!”

Agent-17: “Wait, what?”


Hey, you guys did a much better job writing me than Mykan.

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It seems 215’s mocks here are as good as they are IRL.


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post Jun 5 2010, 10:21 PM
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Hey, fuck you, fag.
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post Jun 5 2010, 10:50 PM
Great job you guys! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be able to read Mykan's shit...


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post Jun 6 2010, 12:24 AM
Damn it, this would be funnier if I could understand the American humour. -_-


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post Jun 6 2010, 03:37 AM
Dammit, I just can't get over your putting my lines in a different color to help me stand out and feel special! <3 Wonder where you got that idea...

SUPERSPECIALEDIT: I could help you try to understand, YGA, if you could point out exactly what you don't get...

Oh, and since I'm here... I love you too, Al.

DOUBLEEDIT: Can I request that unless Meow totally shoots this down we be paired together? Since we're the only two ladies in Agent-17's "gang".

TRIPLEEDIT GOD AM I OUT OF IT TODAY: I am totally not a preteen girl. 18. I just get a kick out of spam.


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post Jun 6 2010, 04:06 AM
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Damn it, this would be funnier if I could understand the American humour. -_-
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I can, and I'm German. what's your excuse? tongue.gif


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post Jun 6 2010, 05:50 AM
Well I was a cool ninja, and I got to fight the two hot chicks. But hate superheroes? God that really put me off.

Where'd he get that idea? I love comics, I follow BB/Rae and I'm reading Crisis on Infinite Earth right now. Oh yes! I SO hate superheroes, it's so obvious /sarcasm

Plus I pulled off one of the biggest no nos in an evil organization, I told them our name! God that pulls me down another peg!

And no fair! How come Meow gets to rip out someone's eyes and I didn't even get to fondle Raven's boobs? Or kick Copy Cat in crotch for that matter. I mean, she got to rip out his eyes, the mary sue's eyes and all I get is a lame poorly described fight with the two hottest girls on the show? I feel so cheated.


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post Jun 6 2010, 05:51 AM
At least he got your name right.

Also your power makes sense.

Do you think that girl in the first chapter was me or Meow? I think it was me because she didn't go rrrrrmeowwwrrr or anything.


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post Jun 6 2010, 06:11 AM
Because this fanfic is so retarded it comes full circle and get's awesome again (I mean, scratching the Gary Stu's eyes out? Fuck yeah!) I decided to make the profiles of our top agents accessible to the general public. See for yourself.


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Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
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post Jun 6 2010, 09:54 AM
I thought Copy-Cat would look like a furry version of Robin. How I wish I was right.


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post Jun 6 2010, 11:29 AM
Bravo sirs. I find this most hilarious.

In fact, without the commentary, I can't even read Mykan's crap.
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post Jun 6 2010, 12:41 PM
Damn you, Al. Your Monster Mash comment got the song stuck in my head. And like, I read this chapter last night...well, okay...I just read the Ms. Meow parts. She's totally badass. I'm sorry, anyway you look at it, she's like the best.

Good mock! biggrin.gif

EDIT: LOL. I am so sorry, I just realized I typed "I don't read the Ms. Meow parts". Lol, those were the best parts, though.

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post Jun 6 2010, 04:12 PM
It pains me most because it's true, Ms. Meow did get the best parts! Aren't I good enough to stomp the life out of Terra at least? I feel robbed!


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