The Dream Thread, Mommy! I had a nightmare!
The Dream Thread, Mommy! I had a nightmare!
Joined: 1-March 09
From: Joplin, MO
Member No.: 261
Aug 4 2009, 10:31 PM
So, had an odd dream, but no one to share it with? Welcome to the dream thread, where you can post your dreams in all of their TL;DR glory.
I'll start with my long-ass dream from last night.
It's the first day of school - huzzah, high school! Brand new place I've never been to before!
...But this place doesn't look like Joplin High School. It looks like the bastard child of JHS and the Japanese take on a European school. But it's school - so why not go on in?
I go inside, only to realize that I have no supplies at all. Apparently, school arrived so quickly, I had no time to go out and buy a new binder and some pencils. So I try to change what floor I'm on, only to discover the familiar stairs of JHS are gone - and replaced with a highly-dangerous pulley system that is outside the building. I get on it and nearly lose a finger.
So I ditch the weird high school and run east, to the J-14 News building, which instead of being connected to the school, is a separate building by itself about 100 yards from the school. Weird. I go inside, and... why does the interior look like the set of a Scooby-Doo episode? I wander around, and who do I run into?
Zombie Michael Jackson.
I run away from him as the Scooby-Doo theme starts up, myself singing to it in perfect pitch. As soon as I get away from him, I go down some stairs (although the building is one story with no basement) and run into Dr. Stein from Soul Eater. He draws the blinds in the room and explains to me a problem going on at the main school building through a slideshow, which I somehow comprehend. I choose to go back to the main school building to see what's up.
The school and setting in general is completely different now. The school has turned into a large bronze church with two-story windows on the front, and it looks amazing. I step inside and go to the auditorium, which looks like the interior of a church, and instead of running into any students, I run into Simon and Nia from TTGL. For some odd reason, young LordGenome appears in front of Nia, causing everything to explode. So we, with a bunch of students, run out as the windows explode inward, even though the explosion was inside.
First part of the dream is now over.
I am suddenly in a large house filled with different kinds of people (even my dead friend Clay, who I kiss for no reason), and the house is rather technicolor at night and covered in Christmas lights. Everyone is acting like they're getting prepped for a concert, so I follow suit.
I get outside, and there is my sister's old car, a 1964 Ford Falcon named Puffy. I hop in the shotgun seat and drive from there. I swerve in the morning light and miss my exit, even though I slam on the brakes. So as I follow the road, I end up on a mist-covered rocky road, where two policemen and two Gundam-like robots await me.
I get out of the car and get on the ground and bow, showing that I have no weapons and that I mean no harm. The police shoot me anyways, yet the bullets seem to not hurt. So I look up, and someone shouts "The bomb!" Everything in the area (including myself) is vaporized and everything turns white.
All of the sudden, I'm back at the technicolor house. I drive again on the road and take my exit (spinning out of control and nearly crashing), but I make it. So I turn around and leave and follow the road to the misty one, and there's nobody there except a semi with a smiling lady waving at me happily.
Second part of the dream is now over.
I'm in a humid jungle, and it's hot. I follow a small dirt path, and I'm launched onto a weird, insane highway, paved with different things at different parts (at one point paved with soft grass). There is a river that the highway flings you over, and every time I get flung over, I collect a coupon for 67% off at some store. I get four of these before I come to a stop.
I'm at a place that looks like the technicolor house, and it's nighttime. I am assigned into a team, and all the teams are set to make informal videos about haunted houses. The people I'm with can't operate a computer worth a crap, so I wander around the building aimlessly.
I find Chrona from Soul Eater, bawling it's eyes out (and wearing a shirt that makes it looks like it has boobs from some angles). I try to find out what's wrong, but it keeps running from me. When I catch it, I'm by the door of the opposing team - so I grab Chrona by the shirt collar and run.
That's it, that's my dream.
No, I don't do drugs. The only thing that could possibly have triggered this is the fact that I took three Actifed (adult dosage is one) before bed.
TL;DR - Meow Mix trips balls for no reason in her dreams.
wait they legalized gay marriage i thought they legalized hay marriage what am i gonna do with this bale of hay
A very wise and proud wolf.
Joined: 30-November 06
Member No.: 125
Sep 1 2009, 11:18 AM
I had a weird dream last night where I was dating Linkara and we saw a really bad movie and left the theatre early. I think the movie was about Dr. Strange.
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