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![]() What, me worry!? ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,659 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sep 5 2013, 04:19 AMat the risk of mockery, i can sort of see where they are coming from regarding aspergers, the ending to the episode ass bergers and the depiction of transgendered women. There are a lot of misconceptions out there, and aspergers is a real condition which people do suffer from (when south park covered tourette's syndrome they were far more even handed, with the exception of the constant shouting of shit by tourette's sufferers, which was obiously meant to be laughable Playing with people's perception of widely misunderstood issues and taking shots at topics normally considered "off limits" is where a good 80% of the humor in South Park comes from. They didn't hit people with Asperger disorder or transsexuals any harder than they've hit any of the numerous other targets they've parodied over the years, so I don't see the logic in singling out those specific episodes for crossing some imaginary line. If you were just personally offended by those jokes, then again, remember the majority of the humor in SP is intentionally offensive and try not to take it so seriously. Hell, I was laughing out loud at the episode where they depicted vegetarians as spontaneously growing vaginas all over their bodies. (A little benzoyl peroxide will clear those right up, FYI.) -------------------- |
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#1542
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![]() witch doctor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,109 Joined: 2-February 11 From: Dawg City Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Sep 12 2013, 03:36 PM
Behold, the greatest fanfic ever written. Here are some choice excerpts:
QUOTE "I-it's not like I like you or anything Earl," Eddie protested in a tsundere way. Earl smacked Fast Eddie's ass, and Fast Eddie became HARD EDDIE. QUOTE “FIghteer, I need to tell you something,” said Eddie, panting, his throbbing member firmly in hand. “I had an affair. It‟s with... Tim Buckley. Also, he‟s a brony.” QUOTE “oh shit!” fast eddie cried, taco crumbs bursting out of his mouth. “i think my water just broke!” Seriously, everybody read this. -------------------- Index of horrible mocks
QUOTE ("Al_Cone") However, I totally would sleep with the Doc... but only for your brain. ![]() |
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#1543
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![]() What, me worry!? ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,659 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sep 13 2013, 02:17 AMThat was not particularly well written, even for purposely badly-written parody. It made me laugh, though, so I'll give it a pass. -------------------- |
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#1544
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Champion Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,878 Joined: 15-May 12 Member No.: 647 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:27 PM
Hey guys
Check this shit out. You know how Fast Eddie is an incompetent site mod as well as being a massive assbaby? Well that rabbit hole goes deeper than anyone thought. Get a load of this: QUOTE A goon by the name of Sawboss Jones: As veterans of the TvTropes threads know, Fast Eddie isn't the "Master Hackinator" he claims he is. Not only is he completely unprofessional in his overall handling of criticism, but he also makes terribly obvious missteps when it comes to keeping the site efficient, tidy/user-friendly and above all, safe for members. This post is about his neglect with regards to the latter. I won't go into details for fear of touching the poop, but I'll go ahead and say that this security hole is one of the most grievous mistakes he's made on the whole site. It's a combination of exploits (as in, only taking advantage of holes Eddie himself left open, not making new ones) that result in a setup that can range from harmless stuff to potentially damaging. An example of the harmless is the fact that you can abuse a certain tool Eddie and the rest use to check for sockpuppets, the link to which is posted somewhere in the forums. This leads to things like finding out that users commonly create sockpuppets to back themselves up in arguments they get into on the forums and dumb stuff like that. Occasionally, it leads to really funny stuff like this: ![]() For those that are unfamiliar with Janitor, that's one of the former admins of TvTropes, long suspected of being Fast Eddie himself pretending to be an attractive Asian woman to seem cooler or something, I don't know. As the screenshot shows, the admin known as Janitor only logged into the site from the IP Eddie uses. They're the same person, yo. Same thing for the other admin who Eddie claims died, "Gus". It turns out that Gus is actually Fast Eddie's first name. All three admins on the site, who posted with eachother on the forums were all the same person: That one old Captain Ahab looking fellow. An example of that "potentially damaging" stuff I mentioned? ![]() Make no mistake, I just took this screenshot a few minutes ago. From here, I can ban new users, (Not that I would) access parts of the site that I shouldn't be able to, and look at watched threads and things like that. Apparently there's a mod-only forum, but I haven't looked because I don't really see the point in trying. Just so we're all clear though, I contacted Eddie about this several times out of fairness, but each time I was met with either hostility, indifference or silence, so I figure it's fair game to post about. Also, I'm not able to see pms or things like that, so I'm not going around violating people's privacy. I could also elaborate on what to do exactly, but I don't know if that would cross the line into touching the poop or starting a goonswarm. So yeah. Fast Eddie created a tool that lets you check for sockpuppets, released it to the public, this guy used it to discover that Fast Eddie has been pretending to be an asian woman and a guy that he told everyone on TV Tropes was dead AND that this big gaping security hole could potentially let any bored 4chan hacker impersonate him on the website with minimal difficulty. He is THAT incompetent. -------------------- QUOTE [9:09:06 PM] Soren Highwind: Please don't make me a dick cannibal shane. QUOTE [11:45:16 PM] Scream: i have become one with the slug |
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#1545
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![]() Still don't know what I am doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 202 Joined: 31-May 13 Member No.: 874 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:47 PM
Man. The many hacks of TVTropes the hackers could make..
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with words weaker than a decayed lime. I can't even make a foo' bust a gut, because I'm ain't a joker, I just laugh a lot." - Anonymous |
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#1546
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![]() Extreme Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,304 Joined: 6-October 12 Member No.: 745 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:51 PM
Jesus fucking... and the worst part is that members are not allowed to deactivate their account. I checked, the mods won't let you. So, if some ass-clown decides to take advantage of the information presented here and uses your account to post shit without your consent, you're fucked.
-------------------- ![]() "Why are you TRYING to be aroused?! Is this a Speed-type situation?! Is there a bomb strapped to your dick that'll explode if you get flaccid?" - Shmeckie "Do what thou wilt, just don't expect others to like your sorry ass." Current mocks: Handle With Care |
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#1547
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![]() Gravelording since 2014 (Not Really) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,103 Joined: 9-January 13 Member No.: 790 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:52 PM
If anyone needed a reason to blame Fast Eddie for all of TV Tropes failings, there it is.
-------------------- Cone, you post one more motherfucking pony meme outside of the designated MLP thread and I will find you and beat you so goddamn viciously that "Pinkie" will be what you nickname your toilet bowl after you spend the next six months pissing blood. The Everlasting Dragons would’ve easily taken the championship if Seath hadn’t been scoring points for the other team. |
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![]() Secret Agent Roach ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 249 Joined: 2-October 12 Member No.: 739 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:56 PMJesus fucking... and the worst part is that members are not allowed to deactivate their account. I checked, the mods won't let you. So, if some ass-clown decides to take advantage of the information presented here and uses your account to post shit without your consent, you're fucked. Goddamn, how did Eddie let a major security breach go undetected? -------------------- Incomplete mocks: The Simpson Movie Remake
Finished mocks: The Super Smash Brothers of Melee|Rugrats SquarePants Cream and Nyx Adventures |
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#1549
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![]() Extreme Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,304 Joined: 6-October 12 Member No.: 745 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 05:59 PM
To paraphrase a line from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory: "Because, Agent, he's a nitwit."
-------------------- ![]() "Why are you TRYING to be aroused?! Is this a Speed-type situation?! Is there a bomb strapped to your dick that'll explode if you get flaccid?" - Shmeckie "Do what thou wilt, just don't expect others to like your sorry ass." Current mocks: Handle With Care |
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#1550
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![]() witch doctor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,109 Joined: 2-February 11 From: Dawg City Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 06:11 PMJesus fucking... and the worst part is that members are not allowed to deactivate their account. I checked, the mods won't let you. So, if some ass-clown decides to take advantage of the information presented here and uses your account to post shit without your consent, you're fucked. There's also no way to recover passwords, so if you lose your password you have to register a new account. This is such a common problem that TV Tropes allows people up to ten separate accounts. Fast Eddie is blazing new trails in bad site design. -------------------- Index of horrible mocks
QUOTE ("Al_Cone") However, I totally would sleep with the Doc... but only for your brain. ![]() |
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#1551
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![]() What, me worry!? ![]() Group: Admin Posts: 10,659 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 11:37 PM
Lucky for him TV Tropes is just such a magical, wonderful community to be a part of, otherwise nobody would put up with all that shit.
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#1552
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![]() Tactful as Sexual Intercourse. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,358 Joined: 14-March 12 Member No.: 622 Gender: Male |
Sep 14 2013, 11:50 PMHey guys Check this shit out. You know how Fast Eddie is an incompetent site mod as well as being a massive assbaby? Well that rabbit hole goes deeper than anyone thought. Get a load of this: So yeah. Fast Eddie created a tool that lets you check for sockpuppets, released it to the public, this guy used it to discover that Fast Eddie has been pretending to be an asian woman and a guy that he told everyone on TV Tropes was dead AND that this big gaping security hole could potentially let any bored 4chan hacker impersonate him on the website with minimal difficulty. He is THAT incompetent. That man is a stronger one than I. To wield the power to destroy something that thousands of people cherish and choose not to exert it? I would be like goddamn Quetzalcoatl up in that bitch, having blood sacrifices and all. -------------------- |
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![]() Vide, quam mihi persuaserim te me esse alterum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 9,116 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 03:09 AMThat man is a stronger one than I. To wield the power to destroy something that thousands of people cherish and choose not to exert it? I would be like goddamn Quetzalcoatl up in that bitch, having blood sacrifices and all.
-------------------- I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU IN ORAL SEEEX Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013 TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal. |
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#1554
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Champion Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,878 Joined: 15-May 12 Member No.: 647 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 05:55 AM![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is what happens when tropers try to come up with ideas for their stories. -------------------- QUOTE [9:09:06 PM] Soren Highwind: Please don't make me a dick cannibal shane. QUOTE [11:45:16 PM] Scream: i have become one with the slug |
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#1555
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![]() Hyper Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 975 Joined: 24-August 12 From: Argentina Member No.: 712 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 07:09 AMQUOTE ![]() So, it's like "Idiocracy" but filled with weeabos. |
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#1556
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![]() Extreme Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 1,304 Joined: 6-October 12 Member No.: 745 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 07:39 AM
"Mercyium" bullets is probably one of the most retarded ideas for a story concept. Unless you're some sort of SWAT Member trying to take a fugitive alive, what's the point of having bullets that can't kill?
This post has been edited by KingMan: Sep 15 2013, 07:42 AM -------------------- ![]() "Why are you TRYING to be aroused?! Is this a Speed-type situation?! Is there a bomb strapped to your dick that'll explode if you get flaccid?" - Shmeckie "Do what thou wilt, just don't expect others to like your sorry ass." Current mocks: Handle With Care |
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![]() Fighting's not really my thing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 840 Joined: 2-December 10 From: Hell Member No.: 413 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 09:28 AM
I'm guessing the scientist who discovered Mercyium had his five-year-old kid with him at the time of discovery who wouldn't stop pestering him to let him name the metal.
-------------------- QUOTE (JDR on furries) If only every fandom could be so nice QUOTE (MOA) "You asked me, 'How do you fuck a mermaid?' What you should have asked me was: 'How don't you fuck a mermaid?'" - TV Tropes |
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![]() witch doctor ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,109 Joined: 2-February 11 From: Dawg City Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 10:09 AM
We already have "Mercyium" bullets. All he did was come up with a new name for something that already exists.
-------------------- Index of horrible mocks
QUOTE ("Al_Cone") However, I totally would sleep with the Doc... but only for your brain. ![]() |
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![]() The Ultimate Gentleman ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 510 Joined: 18-November 11 From: Britain Member No.: 568 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 10:23 AMWe already have "Mercyium" bullets. All he did was come up with a new name for something that already exists. Well, not quite. According to this person, "mercyium", however the hell you pronounce that, works by producing a chemical reaction against organic matter that prevents it from actually piercing the skin, which is wholly nonsensical and provides a complete misunderstanding of biology, physics, ballistics, and a number of other things. Rubber bullets and beanbag rounds work because neither of them are fired at the same velocity as a bullet and do not have the same strength as a bullet, so they simply bounce off and hurt significantly. Why he could not simply have a world where metal bullets were banned and replaced with rubber ones is beyond me. -------------------- Current Mocks:
One Less Lonely Gurl: Complete My Brave Pony: Star Fleet Magic II: Complete Teen Titans and the Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Game: Complete The Seventh Art: Part the Third of the Necromancers of China Saga: Complete Calvin and Hobbes in Kingdom Hearts: Complete The Time Rift: Part the Fifth of The Necromancers of China Saga: Complete I guarantee you. Bitcoin will nuke itself in the next five years. Quote me on it. |
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![]() Dudes...What's up...? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 253 Joined: 6-August 12 From: California Member No.: 700 Gender: Male |
Sep 15 2013, 12:05 PMThat man is a stronger one than I. To wield the power to destroy something that thousands of people cherish and choose not to exert it? I would be like goddamn Quetzalcoatl up in that bitch, having blood sacrifices and all. Actually, in most traditions Quetzalcoatl abhorred human sacrifice and told the Aztecs that sacrificial objects be limited to snakes, flowers and small birds. Which makes sense, considering in Aztec myth, he made the human race, feed them so they could grow and live, and... QUOTE Legend has it that when the creation of the world was finished, the gods and humans lived in harmony, everyone was happy, except for the god Quetzalcoatl, who observed in anger as humans were subjugated by the other gods. So he decided to adopt the human condition to share the knowledge and art that the deities possessed. Honestly, Quetzalcoatl was a pretty awesome creator of humanity as far as myths go, let alone in a society that practised human sacrifice. QUOTE Fast Eddie created a tool that lets you check for sockpuppets, released it to the public, this guy used it to discover that Fast Eddie has been pretending to be an asian woman and a guy that he told everyone on TV Tropes was dead AND that this big gaping security hole could potentially let any bored 4chan hacker impersonate him on the website with minimal difficulty. Ugh...I made an account on Tvtropes long ago , and despite not using it anymore now someone can use it in my name to cause mayhem? Thanks Gus. -------------------- ---------
Dr. O - "What if we let random chance influence the outcome of our number simulator? Everyone knows that gaming is about having bigger numbers than the other guy. Then your numbers and his numbers fight and if your numbers win then you're having fun. That's how it's supposed to work." |
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