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 Shmeckie
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 The dream is dead...!  Group: Moderators Posts: 14,808 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male  |
 May 24 2008, 07:05 AM
Figured I'd confine all the ones I find to one topic from here on in.
Now... Oh god, climate change is affecting other planets?! WE MUST START RECYCLING GOD DAMMIT! Bullshit allergy, and possible over-active political correctness? This one's a winner! This post has been edited by Shmeckie: May 24 2008, 07:06 AM --------------------  You know, I love how under the, "People who bought this also bought . . ." for Panty and Stocking it said that people bought a crossbow and and a horse mask. For some reason, I now envision Shmeckie going on a rampage in Japan wearing a horse mask. ~Nihilistic One |
  
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OMG Meister
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 Cancerous Pollop  Group: Members Posts: 147 Joined: 26-October 06 From: Well, at the moment I'm at my desk... Member No.: 120 Gender: Female |
May 24 2008, 07:52 AM
Those allergy guys are quacks...
They just want something to complain about, or they're just pissed because they don't understand all this NEW FANGLED TOECHOLOGY . -------------------- Get b@.
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Al_Cone
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 Still Pretty Good, after eight years Group: Moderators Posts: 7,939 Joined: 29-October 07 Member No.: 162 Gender: Male |
May 24 2008, 08:40 AM
Shmeckie, that first one doesn't have anything to do with Earth-related climate change. All it did was use Earth for scale to measure the Red Spot(s?). It doesn't really seem like a news article anyway.
By the way, everybody, I'm allergic to linoleum. Whenever I walk on it for long periods of time, my feet hurt and it doesn't stop until I sit down. To make matters worse, people are constantly discriminating against me by using linoleum in their floors--sometimes even in public buildings! What should I do? -------------------- Normal Teenage Life: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 (COMPLETE) Mating Season: 1 2 3 4 Fallout: Equestria - A Mare Worth Fighting For Reality Check Soul of a Raven Anthology A Visit Hidden Flame Where Were You? The Distress of Haruhi Suzumiya The Attempt of Haruhi Suzumiya Tales from the Friendzone: Spikeljack |
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Shmeckie
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The dream is dead...! Group: Moderators Posts: 14,808 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
May 24 2008, 07:08 PM QUOTE (Al_Cone @ May 24 2008, 12:47 PM) Shmeckie, that first one doesn't have anything to do with Earth-related climate change. All it did was use Earth for scale to measure the Red Spot(s?). It doesn't really seem like a news article anyway.  It's a joke, god dammit. -------------------- You know, I love how under the, "People who bought this also bought . . ." for Panty and Stocking it said that people bought a crossbow and and a horse mask. For some reason, I now envision Shmeckie going on a rampage in Japan wearing a horse mask. ~Nihilistic One |
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Al_Cone
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Still Pretty Good, after eight years Group: Moderators Posts: 7,939 Joined: 29-October 07 Member No.: 162 Gender: Male |
May 24 2008, 11:16 PM
I get that you were joking. I thought you misread the article, that's all.
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GFW
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 #50RapidBawDeep Group: Members Posts: 1,936 Joined: 14-March 08 From: United Kingdom Member No.: 196 Gender: Male |
May 25 2008, 11:24 AM
OH NOEZ!! ONE PERSON IS ALLERGIC TO WI-FI!!! WE MUST BAN IT!!!!
Oh wait a minute next to no one else Is allergic To wi-fi And it makes peoples job easier so screw off anyone trying to ban it. -------------------- QUOTE (Jackwc from BEA) People who film shit off tv screens should be put to death Best Ever Albums: The only decent music forum on the internet (probably) My shitty Tumblr. |
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ExpensiveConcubine
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 Purveyor of promising puns Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 15-April 08 From: Alabama. Go ahead and laugh; at least it ain't snowing here. Member No.: 204 Gender: Female |
May 27 2008, 07:30 AM QUOTE (Al_Cone @ May 24 2008, 11:47 AM) By the way, everybody, I'm allergic to linoleum. Whenever I walk on it for long periods of time, my feet hurt and it doesn't stop until I sit down. To make matters worse, people are constantly discriminating against me by using linoleum in their floors--sometimes even in public buildings! What should I do? Are you sure the pain in your feet isn't from walking for a long time? Also, if you know this, don't go barefoot on linoleum. Seems like there's a simple solution, right? And Shmeckie? You...are special. 
-------------------- Chuck Norris Factoid #10: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The Hutch
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 The Great I Am Group: Members Posts: 1,757 Joined: 9-October 07 From: Somewhere in Cognito Member No.: 154 Gender: Male |
May 27 2008, 08:33 AM
ExpensiveConcubine understands what a joke is!
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ExpensiveConcubine
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Purveyor of promising puns Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 15-April 08 From: Alabama. Go ahead and laugh; at least it ain't snowing here. Member No.: 204 Gender: Female |
May 27 2008, 08:48 AM QUOTE (The Hutch @ May 27 2008, 11:40 AM) ExpensiveConcubine understands what a joke is! Hey, when you've been the butt of a whole bunch, you sorta get the picture.
-------------------- Chuck Norris Factoid #10: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The Hutch
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The Great I Am Group: Members Posts: 1,757 Joined: 9-October 07 From: Somewhere in Cognito Member No.: 154 Gender: Male |
May 27 2008, 08:57 PM
Naked man steals coveralls, five tonne truck and goes hog fucking wild about 20 miles outside my house.
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#11
Mysty
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 Flipping the fuck out Group: Members Posts: 4,113 Joined: 29-June 07 From: Eastern-Central Maine Member No.: 140 Gender: Female |
May 28 2008, 04:07 AM
It kind of makes me wish that interesting stuff went on around here. The most excitement we ever get is when the idiots who think it's a good idea to have a drunken after party on school grounds after the prom get busted.
-------------------- "Ye cats, those televangelists from the '90s were right all along!"
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ExpensiveConcubine
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Purveyor of promising puns Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 15-April 08 From: Alabama. Go ahead and laugh; at least it ain't snowing here. Member No.: 204 Gender: Female |
May 28 2008, 06:19 AM
Oh yeah? Best "Police Beat" story ever from the archives of my old school's pseudo-paper.
At about 3 in the morning, the police spotted three naked people out by the cabana on the lake. The naked people ran, throwing coconuts at the cops. Turns out they were three drunk stoners who didn't even go to our school. My question is: who's gonna tackle a naked drunk guy? -------------------- Chuck Norris Factoid #10: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The Hutch
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The Great I Am Group: Members Posts: 1,757 Joined: 9-October 07 From: Somewhere in Cognito Member No.: 154 Gender: Male |
May 28 2008, 08:46 AM
Oh man, I can see what was going through their minds:
"DUDE! THROW THE FUCKING COCONUTS!" "OH SHIT DUDE! I'M MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG!" |
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Homer DJW
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 The return of the bane of common sense. Group: Members Posts: 897 Joined: 25-July 05 From: Britannia! Member No.: 8 Gender: Male |
May 28 2008, 08:49 AM
That has got to be the Quote of the week
-------------------- Yes I do live in Croydon, London. Yes, where the riots were. No, I don't know what it was like as I was on a two week vacation in Florida at the time : D
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ExpensiveConcubine
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Purveyor of promising puns Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 15-April 08 From: Alabama. Go ahead and laugh; at least it ain't snowing here. Member No.: 204 Gender: Female |
May 29 2008, 07:43 AM QUOTE (The Hutch @ May 28 2008, 11:53 AM) "DUDE! THROW THE FUCKING COCONUTS!" "OH SHIT DUDE! I'M MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG!" That was friggin' epic. But back to the topic at hand: retarded news. You know it's sad when tabloids suddenly have more journalistic merit than the Times. -------------------- Chuck Norris Factoid #10: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Shmeckie
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The dream is dead...! Group: Moderators Posts: 14,808 Joined: 25-July 05 Member No.: 18 Gender: Male |
May 29 2008, 11:59 AM
The Times has not only thrown away their journalistic integrity and credibility, they've stomped on it, then taken a dump on it, then eaten the stomp-dump-credibility mix, then vomited out the horrid thing they had ingested.
-------------------- You know, I love how under the, "People who bought this also bought . . ." for Panty and Stocking it said that people bought a crossbow and and a horse mask. For some reason, I now envision Shmeckie going on a rampage in Japan wearing a horse mask. ~Nihilistic One |
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ExpensiveConcubine
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Purveyor of promising puns Group: Members Posts: 127 Joined: 15-April 08 From: Alabama. Go ahead and laugh; at least it ain't snowing here. Member No.: 204 Gender: Female |
May 29 2008, 01:21 PM
Are we still talking about the 'Times or have we moved on to that gossip-rag TV crap like TMZ?
-------------------- Chuck Norris Factoid #10: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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T_K_17
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 LADIES. Group: Members Posts: 4,590 Joined: 29-February 08 From: America Member No.: 192 Gender: Male |
May 29 2008, 02:59 PM
Both.
-------------------- "Just because things won't go your way doesn't mean you can't live a poor and meaningless life" - Dakari-King Mykan
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Joker
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 What Is Love? Group: Members Posts: 1,897 Joined: 16-March 08 Member No.: 197 Gender: Male |
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Homer DJW
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The return of the bane of common sense. Group: Members Posts: 897 Joined: 25-July 05 From: Britannia! Member No.: 8 Gender: Male |
May 31 2008, 02:44 AM
I just read that as well.
Lol crazy japs! -------------------- Yes I do live in Croydon, London. Yes, where the riots were. No, I don't know what it was like as I was on a two week vacation in Florida at the time : D
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