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post Feb 23 2012, 02:00 PM
Alright, so I've been lurking for a couple weeks now, and I decided I should probably get an account.
So I should probably say a bit about myself.
I love bad fanfiction, and I love making fun of it.
I have done badfic readings at conventions and stuff, too. It's great when you get entire crowds mocking badfics.
I really respect what you guys and gals do on this forum, too.

That's about it, I guess. I'm sorry I'm an awkward dork on the Internet.


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---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1
---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1
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post Feb 23 2012, 02:14 PM
Nice to meet you, new member.

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"lurker coming into the light", huh?



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post Feb 23 2012, 02:20 PM
Hey, my voice hasn't cracked like that since...well, never did really.

And heck, as long as we're posting terrible voice acting, have some House of the Dead 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAWxw0wmeNQ

Although you probably have already seen it.


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---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1
---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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post Feb 23 2012, 02:21 PM
yo.


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post Feb 23 2012, 02:24 PM
Good day, good night, good week, good century. Hello and welcome, weary traveler!


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post Feb 23 2012, 02:26 PM
Thanks, people! I appreciate the welcome!


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---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1
---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1
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post Feb 23 2012, 02:28 PM
QUOTE (Paragon @ Feb 24 2012, 12:20 AM) *
Hey, my voice hasn't cracked like that since...well, never did really.

Oh, I was just talking about filling your dark soul with our LIIIIIIIIIGHT, that's all.


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post Feb 23 2012, 02:36 PM
Hey there, new member. Enjoy your stay!
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post Feb 23 2012, 02:37 PM
How does one go about filling a dark soul with LIIIIIIIIGHT, logically speaking?
I'd imagine it to be similar to shoving a flashlight in one's ear.
I probably couldn't withstand the sheer force of the all the LIIIIIIIGHT.


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---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1
---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1
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post Feb 23 2012, 02:59 PM
QUOTE (Paragon @ Feb 24 2012, 12:37 AM) *
How does one go about filling a dark soul with LIIIIIIIIGHT, logically speaking?

Sadly I'm not good at explaining things that lack any sort of coherent definition and can't be understood or found in any way. My best guess is that it has something to do with us being awesome, and since you joined us, the awesomeness will rub off on you.

Unless your name includes the number 2000 or references a biblical ship, that is.

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post Feb 23 2012, 03:05 PM
Well, nice to meet you.


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post Feb 23 2012, 03:06 PM
As a matter of fact, my name just so happens to be The ARK2000.


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---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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post Feb 23 2012, 03:10 PM
Bienvinedos abordo, por favor matengase ajlehado de las puertas!


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post Feb 23 2012, 03:15 PM
Dare I ask what's wrong with the doors? :l


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---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
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post Feb 23 2012, 03:16 PM


When they tell you to stay clear of the doors, YOU DO IT!

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post Feb 23 2012, 03:16 PM
Tonfa glaubt wohl, dass er der einzige ist, der hier mit Sprachkenntnissen angeben kann.

Wie auch immer, sei uns herzlich willkommen, Paragon. Komisch dass du sagst dein Name wäre The ARK2000, denn du erscheinst mir nicht gerade ein krankhaft fetter schwarzer Mann zu sein der kleine Mädchen missbraucht...


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post Feb 23 2012, 03:20 PM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Feb 23 2012, 06:16 PM) *
Tonfa glaubt wohl, dass er der einzige ist, der hier mit Sprachkenntnissen angeben kann.

Wie auch immer, sei uns herzlich willkommen, Paragon. Komisch dass du sagst dein Name wäre The ARK2000, denn du erscheinst mir nicht gerade ein krankhaft fetter schwarzer Mann zu sein der kleine Mädchen missbraucht...

I don't understand you

your accent is too thick

Fucking Russians

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If James Hetfield does a guest spot in My Little Pony I will eat my underwear. Live over Skype.
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post Feb 23 2012, 03:26 PM
Oh, those Russians and their silly vodka-language.

Thank you for the welcomes, everyone. I'll be sure to begin contributing to the mocks soon.


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---Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ---Passion Night: A Harry Potter Fanfic (Complete): 1
---Chamber of Commerce, a HP/Eva crossover (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---What Hurts the Most, a Hannah Montana fanfic (Complete): 1, 2, 3
---Homestuck High (Hiatus): 1, 2, 3, 4 ---May and Caroline: A Pokemon Fanfic (in name only) (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
---A Guide to Lemon Writing: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ---Fallout: Equestria (Group Mock): Chapter 17 (Part 1 of 3), (2 of 3), (Final)
---End of the Road: by Naruto's Brat (Complete): 1, 2, 3 ---- Twi and Me: by Hotsauce (Complete): 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
---Dragons, Dragons, Dragons: a Fire Emblem Fanfic (Co-mock, in-progress): 1, 2, 3, 4 ----The Sleepover, A My Little Pony Fanfic (New, in-progress): 1
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post Feb 23 2012, 04:07 PM
QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Feb 23 2012, 06:16 PM) *
Tonfa glaubt wohl, dass er der einzige ist, der hier mit Sprachkenntnissen angeben kann.

Wie auch immer, sei uns herzlich willkommen, Paragon. Komisch dass du sagst dein Name wäre The ARK2000, denn du erscheinst mir nicht gerade ein krankhaft fetter schwarzer Mann zu sein der kleine Mädchen missbraucht...



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post Feb 23 2012, 04:45 PM
Welcome new person...I got to think of something better to say at these welcome threads.


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