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post Jun 29 2015, 12:33 AM
It's time to announce the winner of our first random drawing! Let me preface this by saying the process of selecting a winner via random number generation took way, way longer than I anticipated. I had to look up more than forty member IDs before I found an account that wasn't deleted, banned, or inactive. A certain somebody could've ended my search earlier, but unfortunately they were a handful of posts shy of the required number. Had this someone only made a few more posts during the past week, they could've scored some sweet e-cash. Such a shame. sleep.gif

So who actually won? The first victory of The Summer of AFTER goes to... Baguette! No loafing around for this one—she brought the heat and kept her post count rising, so now she gets the dough.

Congratulations, Baguette! Please confirm your e-mail address via personal message to receive your prize.


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post Jun 30 2015, 10:28 PM
Someone almost won? I saw you italicized "one" in "someone", which was obviously neither a mistake nor an innocent bit of formatting, it was a subtle hint. It was me, wasn't it?
I'll never forgive you.

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post Jun 30 2015, 11:37 PM
I know who it is.


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post Jul 1 2015, 08:05 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jun 29 2015, 02:33 AM) *
So who actually won? The first victory of The Summer of AFTER goes to... Baguette! No loafing around for this one—she brought the heat and kept her post count rising, so now she gets the dough.


Aw, it was the yeast I could do. /rimshot
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post Jul 2 2015, 02:59 PM
QUOTE (Baguette @ Jul 1 2015, 08:05 PM) *
Aw, it was the yeast I could do. /rimshot


Donut do this.

We don't knead another pun-filled thread.


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post Jul 2 2015, 03:22 PM
Nonsense, Bong. MoA already handed out the dough, and now it's time for this thread to rise.


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post Jul 2 2015, 03:51 PM
We're certainly on a roll now. Though I am frying hard, I fear I won't be able to get in on the ground flour and win some of that sourly-kneeded bread, leaven me looking poolish with nothing but crumbs in my pockets. Pita for me that I can't post as often as I like and really start stuffing up the forum. But it's matzo bad. No matter what, even if my plans don't pan out, I'm sure we'll all have a rootin-gluten good time.

Now if you'll all excuse me I'm off for the golf course; I tortilloff at three.

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post Jul 2 2015, 07:58 PM
You certainly caked on the waffling there. Loabing that entire wafer-thin, fluffy paragraph lavashed and rye-f with buns at us all to say nothing. You and everyone else must think you're all some manna of crackerjack, don't you, you crepes. Hah, what a farlacy. Sorry to put such a damper on you l-oafs, but your efforts are crumpetly half-baked. Can't you do batter than that? I mean, you've barley scraped past the crust of your potential.

Still, I suppose I shouldn't scone you too much. If we wheated out everyone who fell to this kind of thing, naan of us would have anything to chew over; muffin to turnover in our minds or laugh about. Don't worry, I'm not trying to butter you up or anything. I'm merely offering an olaf branch.

Therefore, I propose a toast. May we all continue to break bread with each other forevermore.

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post Jul 3 2015, 04:59 AM
So that's how you guys want it, huh? Alright then. Everybody line up for spankings.


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post Jul 3 2015, 04:49 PM
I got my warning level raised for making a bad pun in my first year; now the Boss just hands out spankings for them?

Don't know why we're rewarding bad behavior, but okay...


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daddy longleg spiders are scary as they're one of the most poisonous spiders so not much of an over reaction.


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post Jul 16 2015, 03:47 AM
Time to give away some more cool cash to combat the summer heat. The winner of the second random drawing for The Summer of AFTER is P "Diddy" Dot Alex! Congratulations, man! You definitely earned this. All those times everyone around you called you a loser for spending so much time on a fifth-rate internet forum, all those times they taunted you, throwing plastic cups at your head and laughing at your tears... Well, guess who's laughing now. That's right, man. It's you.

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post Jul 16 2015, 08:49 AM
Congrats, P.

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post Jul 16 2015, 03:39 PM
I think it's clear by now that, for all his talk of impartiality, Alex Barry is simply picking names from a pool of PA elitist old guard. Which is why I'm baffled and insulted that he hasn't chosen me, the elitistest, old-guardyest fuck on here.

Fuck you. I need those twenty dollars in Amazon credit to feed my $.99 T-shirt addiction.


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daddy longleg spiders are scary as they're one of the most poisonous spiders so not much of an over reaction.


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post Jul 30 2015, 04:54 AM
All hail the King(Man), winner of the third random drawing in The Summer of AFTER! I guess the rich do in fact get richer, because His Royal Freshness has some Amazon money comin' his way. Congratulations, KM. Please confirm your e-mail address via personal message to receive your prize. smile.gif

As for the rest of you lowly peasants, I should invite you all to celebrate with me in light of the fact that post averages have shot up during the month of July... But I won't! I've realized my hunger for posts cannot be sated, and now I only desire more. More posts, I say! MOOOOORRE! Feed this magnificent beast, my comrades! Watch this forum devour everything in its path!

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post Jul 30 2015, 06:52 AM
So, how does this work? My email account is still current, but do I need to be signed up for Amazon in order to receive the gift certificate?

EDIT: Oh, personal message. Got it. Sorry about that. laugh.gif

EDIT 2: And sent. You got my message, Boss?

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post Aug 1 2015, 02:31 AM
I sure did. Thanks for your message and your patience. Your prize has been sent!


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post Aug 1 2015, 01:11 PM
Received it. Many thanks. happy.gif


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post Aug 10 2015, 05:21 AM
Guess what! It's time for another random drawing! I know how much you guys love these. Unless of course your account number has not yet been picked, in which case these are probably just sort of annoying. The lucky winner of the fourth random drawing of The Summer of AFTER is Xoanon. Congratulations! Please confirm your e-mail address via personal message to claim your prize. smile.gif

There's only one drawing left before the board's summer celebration comes to an end. Will it be you? Not if you just sit there and gawk, fatty. If you want some of that digital dough, you gotta post! Every day of activity on the forums increases your chance of being a winner.


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post Aug 10 2015, 07:18 AM


Well shitpost on toast, this has really been my week, hasn't it?

Much obliged, jefe. I've already sent you my confirmation.


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