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CCC #124 Finalists Poll
Which of these captions is slightly less skanky than the others?
"Having blown all ten of their dollars on those high quality wigs and costumes, they had to pretend that it was a high school!AU and that Laharl had the freshest kicks in the entire school." - xoxjoanxox [ 2 ] ** [11.76%]
"Club Penguin, desperate for advertisement space, settled on two cosplayers who were only charging three bucks in quarters to wash their clothes after inevitably being thrown in the trash." - JakAttack [ 1 ] ** [5.88%]
"Just dood it." - Waffleman [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
"I'm glad Etna's skirt is long enough to hide her dong." - DeanTheAdequate [ 3 ] ** [17.65%]
"Consider one Richard Niedermeyer. A typical nerd, with typical desires. On this day, his unrequited love interest, Samantha Bressler, convinced him to dress up in a horrible costume supposed to represent her favorite cartoon. Richard thought this would be the way to convince her of his love. However, Richard's about to find out that he's just stepped into...The Friendship Zone." - Deceiver [ 7 ] ** [41.18%]
"Tonight, at 11: Stuffed penguin throws himself from the top of Niagara Falls, ending his plushy life as he was torn apart in the churning waters below. Witnesses testify that he repeatedly screamed, 'I didn't used to be blue, OK?! That wig! THAT WIG!!!!! IT DOESN'T FIT UP THERE, PLEASE, NO!!!!'" - TigerEyes [ 2 ] ** [11.76%]
"Trash Bag Devil and The Sheeted Homo: Coming soon to a manga store near you!" - Gustav [ 2 ] ** [11.76%]
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post Jul 28 2012, 04:34 AM
Oh snap, it's Saturday morning again! Spit out that mouthful of sugary breakfast cereal and turn off those cartoons, because it's time now for another fanmagically fucktastic installment of the Cosplay Caption Contest! Woohoo! You kids should already know what to do, so go do it.


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This contest's winning caption is...

Consider one Richard Niedermeyer. A typical nerd, with typical desires. On this day, his unrequited love interest, Samantha Bressler, convinced him to dress up in a horrible costume supposed to represent her favorite cartoon. Richard thought this would be the way to convince her of his love. However, Richard's about to find out that he's just stepped into...The Friendship Zone.

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post Jul 28 2012, 06:51 AM
Sorry, but I don't know the way to the next Kingdom Hearts game.


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post Jul 28 2012, 07:01 AM
Yet more proof that Prinnies are born to suffer.

Anime Santa?! What are you doing here?

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post Jul 28 2012, 07:39 AM
See it from the bright side people: At least porn of those characters won`t make you kill yourself for looking at lolicon.

After Sailor Moon and Detective Conan, now also Disgaea will get a live action adaptation. It will be called "Suburban Knights Japan Edition" and a lot of LARPers will be embarassed by it. That or they will embrace it, because the actors look better than your average larper in term of their body index.

When Laharl hit puberty, he grew hair first on his legs then his chest. Also he started to look silly in his old robe.

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post Jul 28 2012, 08:33 AM
Having blown all ten of their dollars on those high quality wigs and costumes, they had to pretend that it was a high school!AU and that Laharl had the freshest kicks in the entire school.

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post Jul 28 2012, 10:15 AM
Nike just aren't what they used to be.
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post Jul 28 2012, 03:59 PM
Club Penguin, desperate for advertisement space, settled on two cosplayers who were only charging three bucks in quarters to wash their clothes after inevitably being thrown in the trash.


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post Jul 29 2012, 06:20 AM
I wasn't aware that having glow-in-the-dark levels of pasty white skin was a requirement for JRPG heroes nowadays.
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post Jul 29 2012, 03:21 PM
Just dood it.


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post Jul 30 2012, 11:03 AM
Pre op I used to go as Laharl, post op I go as Etna because I am just that dedicated to cosplay.

I'm glad Etna's skirt is long enough to hide her dong.

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post Jul 30 2012, 11:11 AM
So THAT'S why we never heard from our two classmates again...

Strangely, going through puberty made Laharl much less intimidating than before.

Geez Laharl, I know you didn't want to stay a Prinny forever, but something tells me they really ripped you off when you reincarnated.


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post Jul 31 2012, 04:57 AM
This explains the sudden drop in Nike stocks

Disgaea 5! Now with as many belts as Tetsuya Nomura

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post Aug 3 2012, 11:15 AM
Consider one Richard Niedermeyer. A typical nerd, with typical desires. On this day, his unrequited love interest, Samantha Bressler, convinced him to dress up in a horrible costume supposed to represent her favorite cartoon. Richard thought this would be the way to convince her of his love. However, Richard's about to find out that he's just stepped into...The Friendship Zone.

Wow, Jenny, you and your sister are...wait, what? You're a guy? Umm....I'm sorry?

I think the most disturbing thing here is how hairy those legs are, considering how pale and smooth the rest of it is.
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post Aug 3 2012, 11:36 AM
Cosplay: Just don't do it.


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post Aug 4 2012, 08:15 AM
Tonight, at 11: Stuffed penguin throws himself from the top of Niagara Falls, ending his plushy life as he was torn apart in the churning waters below. Witnesses testify that he repeatedly screamed, "I didn't used to be blue, OK?! That wig! THAT WIG!!!!! IT DOESN'T FIT UP THERE, PLEASE, NO!!!!"

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post Aug 7 2012, 09:41 AM
Trash Bag Devil and The Sheeted Homo: Coming soon to a manga store near you!


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post Aug 13 2012, 05:37 AM
Sorry for the delay on starting the voting phase, folks. I'm afraid I'm responsible for quite a boner. In fact, it might be one of the biggest boners ever seen on this forum. I'm not even attempting to hide it; for the sake of honesty, I'm putting my boner right out in the open where everyone can see it. This week has been such an ordeal with all that's been going on in my life both online and off that the CCC slipped my mind entirely. By the time I remembered the contest was still running, it was already the weekend again. At this point, I think the simplest solution is to extend the duration of the contest an extra week and pretend we had an usually long submission phase. While this huge boner of mine is no doubt the focus of everyone's thoughts right now, I can only hope it will be forgotten in time.

The finalists poll is up and running, so please go ahead and vote for your favorite caption. There are seven really good ones up there, so choose wisely!


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post Aug 20 2012, 04:21 AM
That's a wrap, everybody. I see we had a pretty decent voter turnout this past week, so thanks to everyone who took a moment to support their favorite caption. Deceiver absolutely dominated this competition, proving that you boys and girls really do like captions that are longer and meatier than their competitors. Well done, 'D'!

Unfortunately, the technical issues continue to pile on. I didn't have access to the internet on Saturday, and right now I'm on my laptop, which means I can't get to my sweet collection of crappy cosplay images. Since the month of August has been so gosh darn unfriendly to the CCC so far, I'm going to hold off starting the next one until September. All my shit should be worked out by then, so we can start fresh and forget about all this unpleasantness.

Enjoy the rest of your summer vacation, kids!


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