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CCC #160 Finalists Poll
Which of these captions gives you that special feeling that feels oh so good?
"And here I thought 'Usagi Drop' referred to something else..." - Max-Vader [ 3 ] ** [15.00%]
"Sailor Moon takes a magic carpet ride she'll never forget—no matter how hard she tries—in this long-awaited sequel to Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny." - Jeeves [ 8 ] ** [40.00%]
"Does Darien even NEED Johnnie Cochran to defend him at the trial?" - Protto [ 2 ] ** [10.00%]
"'Hotline Miami' is good, but the knockoff 'Hotline Mima: Battle of Ultimate Jump Combo' gets really far out there." - DeanTheAdequate [ 1 ] ** [5.00%]
"While Mr. McGregor was busy chasing Peter Rabbit, Benjamin Bunny saw his opportunity to plant his carrot in Mrs. McGregor's backyard." - StabbyKobold [ 3 ] ** [15.00%]
"And Linkara wonders why your average erotic novel publishers don't want to buy his stories." - KingMan [ 3 ] ** [15.00%]
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post Jan 31 2015, 06:58 AM
Welcome, one and all, to another super fangasmical installment of the Cosplay Caption Contest! I'd be happy to explain what the hell is happening in the image featured below, but I won't. Because that's your job now, isn't it?


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This contest's winning caption is...

Sailor Moon takes a magic carpet ride she'll never forget—no matter how hard she tries—in this long-awaited sequel to Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

Congratulations, Jeeves!


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post Jan 31 2015, 07:16 AM
The German porn remake of Sailor Moon is fucking amazing you guys


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post Jan 31 2015, 07:39 AM
The Playboy Bunny is desperately looking for ways to find relevance. Pictured here, he would totally braid Sailor Moon's hair just for a blowjob.

I guess those bunnies in the moon are making more than just mochi.

You thought only sex-starved gigolos have a fetish for blonde hair?


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post Jan 31 2015, 01:56 PM
The bunny is having to do some questionable jobs after he was fired from WWE.

I guess if your name means rabbit you are kinda fated to fuck one.
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post Jan 31 2015, 02:15 PM
And here I thought "Usagi Drop" referred to something else...

I've seen enough school mascots to know where this is going.

That Sailor and the Seven Ballz-remake is surprisingly well animated...


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post Jan 31 2015, 02:40 PM
"No, Bill. The correct term is 'ride 'em cowboy,' not Sailor!"

The Easter Bunny acquires a new steed in order to deliver gifts to the good boys and girls.


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post Jan 31 2015, 03:44 PM
Sailor Moon takes a magic carpet ride she'll never forget- no matter how hard she tries- in this long-awaited sequel to Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

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post Jan 31 2015, 04:55 PM
Jeeves, I'll never be able to top yours! But here it goes, anyway.


"When Lenny asked George to 'tell him about the rabbits', I don't think this was what he meant..."


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post Jan 31 2015, 08:13 PM
Let's hope he doesn't pull her hare out.


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post Jan 31 2015, 09:43 PM
Does Darien even NEED Johnnie Cochran to defend him at the trial?

Five Nights in Freddy.


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post Jan 31 2015, 10:42 PM
Who would have thought the rabbit knew how to do it doggy style?

This is not how I'd expected Watership Down to end.

And this is why people hate Sailor Moon Crystal.


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post Jan 31 2015, 11:53 PM
What shall we do with the drunken Sailor, what shall we do with the drunken Sailor, what shall we do with the drunken Sailor? Rabbit sex in the morning.

And that is how Babs Bunny was made.


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post Feb 1 2015, 03:47 PM
"Silly rabbit, Sailor Moon is for girls." - "...And sometimes, for horny rabbits."

In the name of the Moon, I'll punish your childhood.

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post Feb 1 2015, 05:31 PM
"Hotline Miami" is good, but the knockoff "Hotline Mima: Battle of Ultimate Jump Combo" gets really far out there.

So that's how they make strawberry Quick

A still from the porn masterpiece: Usagi Yojimbone.


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post Feb 2 2015, 06:29 AM
As you can see, your honor, this photo proves the infidelity claims that my client, Mrs. Bunny, has put forward.

The Man in the (rabbit costume and partially inside Sailor) Moon.

While Mr. McGregor was busy chasing Peter Rabbit, Benjamin Bunny saw his opportunity to plant his carrot in Mrs. McGregor's backyard.


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post Feb 2 2015, 03:36 PM
What the hell.
Not a caption, but I'm just baffled by everything in this photo.
?????


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post Feb 3 2015, 08:20 AM
And Linkara wonders why your average erotic novel publishers don't want to buy his stories.


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post Feb 3 2015, 06:21 PM
(I cannot believe someone else thought of "Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny" when they saw this. Dammit. Okay then...)

I swear, you guys, first one to make an "Easter came early this year!" crack dies.

A bunny furry fucking a human torso in a Sailor Moon costume. Congratulations, Internet: "Watership Down" is no longer the most horrifying thing with rabbits in it.

A scene from the porn parody "Night of the Lepussy."
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post Feb 9 2015, 03:34 AM
Splendiferous performance on those captions, everyone. I mean it. I gave you a man in an Easter Bunny costume humping a half-dead Sailor Moon, and you gave me comedy gold. Eat shit, Alchemy!

The finalists have been selected and now await your votes. I sense the competition is going to be fierce, so don't take too long to decide which caption you want to back. Pick one and get it done.


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post Feb 14 2015, 06:24 AM
Thus endeth the voting phase! Thanks to everyone who made it out here to vote for their favorite caption. It seems my prediction of a close race was off the mark, as Jeeves absolutely destroyed the competition. Way to go, J! You made everyone else look like a bunch of retarded monkeys rolling around in their own feces.

Speaking of which, good job to the rest of our finalists! You all put up one heck of an effort there. In any case, I greatly appreciate your contributions. You made me laugh, so that's something to be proud of.


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