What a Life, Heh heh
What a Life, Heh heh
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Jun 17 2012, 09:01 AM
This little gem is a Sonic OC fic, with an awful OC. She's a moron, a complete jerk, occasionally morphs into a high and mighty hypocrite, destroys a lot of things, and no canon characters ever think of calling her out on this. About three chapters in, she's joined by another OC (based off her friend, apparently), who does nothing but have two second mood swings and say that something's "So retarded!".
Most of that stuff comes after the first chapter, though. This one's just filled with cliches used in incredibly stupid ways. The fic is in white, I'm in light blue.
This is just a little story about my character & her background story.
Her background is a dark brown, with splotches of purple on it, which got there when people threw paint at her.
I may add chapters to this,maybe not. Don't know yet heh.
This actually wouldn't make much sense as a one shot. Granted, it doesn't make sense with eight chapters either.
(By the way my character is a light brown ferret with tan arms & muzzle. Has dark brown hair that reaches past her shoulders,dark brown eyes,& dark brown fur around her eyes,like a mask.
Which helped when she cosplayed as Zorro.
& has a white tummy. When in super form,the only difference is her hair is kinda messy & the brown fur around her eyes turns black & spiked)
According to this, and her profile, her and her OC look as much alike as a Sonic character and a human can. In fact, more than they can, cause Sonic characters do not have hair like that. So, goody, canon ignoring self-insert! Those always turn out well!
Read on! X)
No, I'm not Name's Lacey. I don't even know what a Lacey is.
I think. Heh I kinda forget things here & there,
I suffer from short term memory loss.
...Hi, I'm Lacey!
but can remember...sometimes.
Well, if all you can remember is one word you're pretty much screwed.
Anyhow,I'm an artificial being.
"Artificial sweetener that is! You know that old saying that if you eat too much of something you'll turn into it? Well..."
Not a very good one. I'm not bullet proof,or strong,I don't even have chaos powers like this other artificial being I've heard of.
My sole power is the power of annoyance.
Here's how it all began.
On the first day God created light.
There was once a scientist who lived on an island,along with his wife & daughter. He worked for the government army,he was the weapon specialist. Well this time they wanted not weapons,but a soldier.
So they went to someone else.
So he went to the lab & got to work.
And after years and years of work, he finally did it. He made a pudding dispenser that never ran out.
Every now & then his daughter would come along & help out. She thought science was cool. In the center of the lab was a capsule filled with green liquid & an undeveloped creature of some sort.
He was creating Experiment 626.
That creature was going to be a ferret,yes that was me.
They went through many different design ideas. The first was a crocodile with jaws of pure steel. The second, a hawk with indestructible wings and razor sharp talons and beak. The third had been an extremely swift snake with venom that killed the second it bit. But, eventually, they settled on a ferret with soft fur.
As the months went by,I was starting to look more like a ferret should,but the scientist was starting to get second thoughts.
Scientist: Hm, perhaps I should make a kitten instead.
He noticed the more him & his daughter worked on me,the more happy she got. She was eager for me to be finished & even called me Friend.
The kid wasn't very creative with names.
She was lonely & didn't really have any friends. I'm guessing when you live on an island you don't have friends heh.
Logic's fun, isn't it?
When the scientist saw her happy,he felt crushed about the fact that he would soon have to ship me off to the army.
Every time he thought about it an anvil fell on his head.
Then one day he decided my fate shouldn't be to fight,so he gave me a new fate. To be a friend. However when he told the government that,they weren't to happy. They said he'd be sorry for not following orders.
They forced him to repay the millions of dollars he'd just used to make a friend.
Frightened,the scientist & his family make another house to live in at the other side of the island.
They were promptly found and laughed at for thinking this would work.
As months went by,things seemed well. So they went back the their old home.
Don't you just love it when people expect you to like and feel sorry for idiots?
Again,things still seemed well,but then came that one night.
It was late,the scientist & his daughter were still working on me.
Scientist: Go to bed, sweetie.
Kid: Awww, come on. Just five more minutes creating artificial life, pleeease?
I was almost done,they were trying to decide what would trigger my super form. The scientist was thinking anger,fear,& frustration,but his daughter was thinking candy.
Is this kid, by any chance..."Special"?
The scientist then sent his daughter back home to sleep.
Scientist: How dare you speak of candy? Go to your room, no more science tonight!
He told her that she would for sure met me tomorrow.
Tomorrow the kid would officially make her a part of the New York Mets.
As he was back in the lab,he heard a distant helicopter,he thought nothing of it until it got louder. Then it happened,a huge explosion was then heard. The scientist then ran out side to see his house on fire.
God had stricken his house with lightning as punishment for trying to play him!
He runs to it,but its too late. His family,everything,it was all gone.
Oh no, they killed...Um, does Emma sound good to you guys?
He looks to see the helicopter going to his lab & chases after it. When he got there,he saw the General walking to his lab door. Angered,he rushes over to punch him,but was knocked down by a soldier.
And then laughed at.
As he lay on the ground,he pushed a button on a small remote he had in his pocket before the General walked in the lab. What the button did was move my capsule into hiding. When the button is pushed,my capsule hides behind a wall
He made it so his daughter could play hide and seek. It could only hide in one place, but the kid never noticed.
as a much smaller capsule takes its place. The smaller capsule had a regular smaller ferret in it. The ferret had laser eyes so it would seem like a super soldier.
"Those eyes automatically made the ferret a hundred times more awesome than I will ever be."
Fooled,the General takes the smaller capsule & leaves.
Changing tenses as he goes.
As the helicopter left,the scientist got up & ran in the lab. As my capsule comes out of hiding he has an idea to finish me already. For he had a newer purpose for me. As he was about to put the finishing touches,he decided to make candy one of my triggers for super form in respect of his daughter.
Awww. When I die, I hope my dad puts a really stupid idea of mine into a lame animal!
I remember waking up as I felt the warm liquid leave my former home. I look & see my capsule open as the scientist leads me to another capsule,only this one sprayed warm water all over me. I believe he called it a 'shower'.
And you needed one. Kit, you reek. Offense intended.
Then I was dried immediately with these huge fans of some sort. When that was all done,he then told me all that happened & handed me a 'Jolly Rancher' I believe.
Oh, so nice to meet a fellow believer in Jolly Ranchers. Together, we shall crush all non-believers, especially those who believe in Reese's Pieces instead!
I look up in confusion & tilt my head. He said my purpose was to make his daughter happy & that the only way to do that was to avenge her & her mother's death.
Man these purposes just keep getting lamer and lamer. I bet her next purpose will be to be a footstool.
So I eat the candy,wrapper & all,I then went in my super form in no time.
He had no flying devises any sort,however he did have a devise that drove on water. A 'speed boat' I think,we get in the boat & off we went. We later on end up at a secret army base of some sort. He looks at me & says
"You've got something in your teeth."
I looked & noticed all the security guards & what not. Confused,I tilt my head to the side.
"Your super form will help you. Go. Now."
He already told me what to do so I went.
Moments later, I was sitting around a table with the general and a few soldiers, playing Poker, and cleaning them out.
After awhile of climbing & what not,I finally found the target,the General. He was in a room behind a desk & computer. I then jumped in his window & hissed. He looks up & to my surprise,he smirks & says
With that, the super awesome laser ferret from earlier came and beat her up.
"I knew it. I knew that scientist could make a better life form. Glad to see you sent yourself. Now come on so I can escort you to your cell"
Hm! He did NOT just try to send me to a boring cell room.
Yeah, like, that is SOOOOO totally LAME!
No way would I ever listen. He is not my master.
"No." I simply said.
Heh that was the first time I ever spoke a word. Strange,I didn't think I could speak.
"No?" He nearly laughed
Yeah, I'm having a hard time taking this seriously too.
Well sweety,your government property. So there's no way out of this one. So I suggest we skip the struggle & just go in your cell. Ok?"
Why is he talking to me as if I'm a baby?
Maybe because you're about five hours old?
No." I say again.
"Get over here now!" He said coming towards me with
The Awesome Laser Ferret!
I then jump & grabbed hold of my tail in mid air. For some reason that seemed right.
However, it actually wasn't right, and she fell to the floor the next second.
Turns out it was,when I grabbed hold of my tail,I started spinning like a Frisbee. Problem was I didn't really have control,I was crashing into walls,furniture,whatever. The General was hiding under his desk aiming his gun. That's when I kinda gained control & crashed into him. When I get up,he's more likely done for.
General: Oh no, the softness of her body! It's too much! Can't...Hold...ON!
He showed no signs of responding to anything. That's when I swiftly leave without being noticed. Strange,as I was leaving,I felt sick to my stomach. I felt guilt. I didn't even want to do this,but I had no choice.
"The scientist had put a mind control curse on me! I swear!"
WAIT! I think I do!
Yes I did. Now that my deeds were done,I can be on my way now. Just need to say bye to the scientist. As I walk to the boat,I see him.
"Already charging people five bucks to see the Amazing Flying Idiot."
"Come on. I have much more work for you to complete."
Wait! What! No!
Yeah! Seriously! Lame! How! Dare! He!
I'm done here!
"Huh?" I asked.
"They'll be sorry. They'll all be sorry! You!" He points at me
"You will help me get revenge for them not taking my coupon! Expires at 12 AM my foot!"
"Are not done yet,not till the world pays!"
Ok...is it just me or is this guy crazy in an unhealthy way?
I think we established that when he made a spinning ferret as a weapon.
No,its not,he's crazy. I'm out!
"Riiiiight,well uh..No. I'm done here. So bye." I say as I turn to leave,but then he grabbed my wrist.
"No. Your not." He says.
Oh, well then, just give him your "Not". By the way, what is a "Not"?
That made me mad. So I bit his hand & ran as he yelled in pain. He tried chasing after me,but in my super form,I was too fast.
I later on find myself lost in this big city with tons of new sounds & lights. As I slowed down to a walking pace,people started staring for some reason. That's when I got scared & ran in between these two big buildings trying to hide at a wall. I see these people walking towards me asking
"Why can't you be more like The Awesome Laser Ferret?"
"What is that thing?"
"Not sure,but it may be a danger to us all."
"Or, it might just be a regular anthro."
Who me? I'm not a danger...oh wait.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Was all I could say. Heh yeah,my super form can sometimes make me very hyper & mentally unstable.
If what you did back there was hyper and mentally unstable, you must be the most boring person on Earth.
"It's twitching with rage!"
So am I!
Sorry can't help it. Heh heh.
That's when they all pulled out cells phones & started talking to people.
Dude 1: Hey honey, I'll be home in about a half hour.
Dude 2: Yes sir, I filed the paper work.
Dude 3: Dude, there was just this weird overreacting ferret thing! You should have seen it!
Scared,I jump up & spin away,scrapping some bricks here & there. I end up hiding in an abandon apartment due to these loud sirens & flashing blue & red lights.
Don't worry, it's just a car chase against a fireworks thief.
If I didn't know any better,I'd say they were looking for me.
Oh wait,they were. Heh.
I thought they were fooled & would never find me,but they end up outside the apartment.
Huh,wonder how that happened. (Looks at ferret shaped hole in the door)
There's no ferret shaped hole in my door.
"Come out." Said a loud voice outside.
I hide behind a sofa & hope they don't find me. That's when I heard someone yell
"Don't shoot, that's my sofa!"
"And get funky!"
I look to see the back of what looked like a small two tailed fox.
It's not a dangerous animal! It's what me & Sonic are.
How come no one can just say "Anthro"?
Just let me take care of this,it's scared. That's all."
With that said,they all leave & the loud noises are gone too.
Yes, leave, all must obey the powerful and mighty Miles! *Bows*
The fox looks at me & walks up to me. For some reason I felt ok with him.
"Hi. I'm Tails." He said with a smile.
"I'm...uhhhhhh...hmmm..." I then realized I don't really have a name.
Oh, that's great, Sonic loves nicknaming people! Isn't that right, Tails?
'Come on think!' I look down at the ground & saw a dirty old shoe lace.
"Uhhhhhh..Lacey? Lacey! Lacey Tracey! Hahahahahahaha!"
Congratulations, you've won the stupidest name award! Pretty impressive considering this universe includes people named Eggman, Knuckles, and Pickle.
Funny how that rhymes. Heh.
Heh. It does. Heh. Funny how that happens. Heh. Heh. Heh.
"Uhhh nice to met you Lacey." He said looking kinda freaked.
That's mean, don't call Tails a freak!
As we walked down the street he said something about going to his workshop.
Ick! More boring places!
So I started trying to walk elsewhere,but he noticed & said
Ooh! I smell sweet stuff.
More likely candy I guess,but whatever it was,I just HAD to find it!
So jumped up in the air,but before I could spin,I felt something wrap around my neck. I fall down & looked to see a leash was on my neck. That fox is smart!
And, apparently, a cowboy. Get along little ferret!
"Come on. You need a proper place to stay until we can find you a home of your own. Please don't make this hard." Tails said as he was walking me.
Heh he sounds irritated. Wonder why.
Oh, there are so many reasons! *Holds up really long piece of paper* Let's start with the constant use of the word "Heh".
No way was I going to put up with being walked. I'm a ferret,not a dog.
You racist! Dogs can be anthros too! You horrible ferret supremist!
So an evil smirk came on my face as I got an idea & jumped up in the air. I then spin like a frisbee with him & the leash still attached.
"Ahhhh! Stop! Stop!" He screamed as I zoomed forward through poles,walls,ect.
Man that's one strong leash!
Man, that's one stupid OC.
After a while of spinning where ever,Tails finally let go. We where in a forest of some sort.
Oh, Frog Forest? You should go play in the water, there is totally not a giant alligator that will swallow you whole in there.
I then decided to stop since I could no longer find out where the sweet smell was coming from. As I sat in front of Tails,he looked up & said "Well now I wish I brought Sonic along. Listen,your going to be caged up if you don't calm down.
Hey Lacey, here's some candy!
After he said that,he started digging in a clear bag with small colorful rectangles of some sort.
Wait! Jolly Ranchers!
Now I know where the smell was coming from!
At that I run up to him & try to snatch the bag.
"Hey!" He said as he flew up holding the bag up so I couldn't reach.
I try jumping but he only flew higher.
"You really like candy huh. Interesting." Tails said as he started to fly away.
After awhile of following,I realize that I fell for a trap,cause I was now in a boring workshop!
And the "Jolly Ranchers" were actually soap!
But on the bright side,he dropped the whole bag on the ground for me. Yum! But then I noticed they tasted funny & I felt the same.
Turns out they where sugar free!
Tails worries about his own health. You should worry about your own too, cause there's no way in hell someone else is going to.
"Come on,lets go introduce you to my friend Sonic"
Ooh! I'd like a Sonic Blast please!
We go to his living room & I see this blue hedgehog sitting on the couch watching TV & a red echidna sleeping.
Well, I know the echidna can't be Knuckles, cause he has a job to do on Angel Island.
Author, if you didn't read that in a threatening tone, you should have.
"Hey I'm back,finally." Tails said.
"Yo! Any trouble bro?
That rhymes! Heh.
You took awhile." Said the blue hedgehog.
"Eh kinda. This ferret seems,well a little feral. But she can talk."
Proof that being able to speak doesn't prove intelligence.
"I'm Sonic,& that lazy being over there is knuckles." Said Sonic.
"I'm Lacey." I say.
"Nice to met you.
Sorry Sonic, but you're a bit late. She's already a Met.
So whats your story?"
Hm I don't remember.
"Eh I don't know." I say.
"Ok?" Sonic said confused.
"We'll get to that later I guess,but in the mean time,make yourself at home." Said Tails as he left to another room.
"Sure thing." I said as I noticed my super form fading back to normal.
"Yaaaaaawn..what I miss?" Asked Knuckles.
He looks at me.
Saying "Turning" as he did so. He then stood up, saying "Standing up".
"Uhhhh whats with the naked girl?"
Huh? Oh grow up! I have fur.
You're still naked!
"That's the ferret on the news Tails went to find." Said Sonic.
"Oh I see." Knuckles said.
"Who you calling naked? None of you wear clothes. Besides,just cause humans wear clothes,doesn't mean we animals have to copy." I said.
Look kit, girls have certain parts that guys lack. So either become oviparous, or put some clothes on! And if you do become oviparous, still put clothes on!
"True,true,but most of the girls wear clothes,that's why it's kinda a surprise." He said.
"Whatever." I say as I plop on the couch.
"Hey any of you thirsty?" Asked Sonic.
Sure" I say.
"Yeah,why?" Asked Knuckles.
"Cause I want a Mocha Java Chiller." Said Sonic.
Blech! Made up drinks always taste so bland!
"Ooh get me one!"
"Uh what's that?" I asked.
They look at me in shock.
All of them: You still haven't put clothes on?
"You mean you've never had one before?" Asked Knuckles.
"Wow! I better get you one then!" Said Sonic right before he zoomed off & came back in a matter of seconds holding three large Java Chillers.
And some clothes. A police officer entered the house a moment after him.
"Put them on or I will have to arrest you for indecent exposure, Ma'am," The officer said.
Huh,never seen that before.
"Here you go." He said as he handed us a cup.
I take a sip & immediately my super form returned.
Wow! This is good stuff!
With that, she fell over, unconscious.
"Ok guys, let's work quickly," Sonic ordered. "We only have one hour to get her to the nearest lava pit and throw her in!"
Sonic & Knuckles look at me shocked that I already finished mine,& the fact that my super form was triggered.
"Wow! Guess you liked it. Heh." Sonic said.
Then I noticed the two unfinished cups in their hands.
DON'T WORRY SWEET DRINKS,I'LL FINISH YOU!
She ran towards Knuckles, but he quickly put out his hand, catching her head. His other hand held the drink in the air behind his head.
"Come on! You want it? Run faster!"
I then snatch up both cups & slurped them down instantly.
WOW! I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD FLOAT!
"I have a feeling there was a reason why she didn't know about Java Chillers." Said Sonic.
"No kidding!" Knuckles said as they both
Jump at and restrained her.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Was all I could think to say at the moment.
"Hey what's going on here?" Asked Tails as he walked back into the kitchen.
And saw Lacey, on the ground and bleeding.
"We're playing OC Hunt!" Knuckles smiled, holding up a gun. "Wanna try?"
"She was just drinking a Chiller then went crazy!" Sonic yelled as he hid behind the couch.
Tails then went pale.
"She can't have any sweets! It makes her crazy I noticed! & caffeine can't be any better!" He yelled.
He then noticed me.
Tails was supposed to get his glasses today, but the stupid ferret made him miss the appointment and now he can't see.
"Take cover!" He yelled as all three went behind the couch.
Knuckles and Sonic apparently jumped to a different couch and hid behind that one.
I then had no control & was spin flying everywhere,just bashing,crashing,breaking,I was everywhere.
"Ahhhhhhh!" They screamed.
"To the panic room!"
"Wait! You have a panic room?"
"Yeah,Sonic begged me to make one for when Amy breaks in."
"No questions! Lets run already!"
That's all I heard as they ran away right before the flat screen nearly crushed them.
Huh,wonder what their running from. Oh well. X)
X marks the spot where this chapter ends.
Well I have decided that I will add chapters to this story.
You are a very cruel person.
However high school will slow me down. Heh the first day of being a freshman & already I got in trouble. Oh well the second day (today) was a little bit better. I guess. =)
If you're currently thinking "Why should I care?", just wait until she stops in the middle of a chapter to write about how a lightbulb in another room burnt out.
This post has been edited by Ergo: Sep 23 2012, 04:42 PM
I was doing it BEFORE it was mainstream.
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Jun 17 2012, 09:19 AM
SUPER FORMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
I'm sorry, but at the very fucking least do some research before implementing something into your shitty story.
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Member No.: 653
Jun 17 2012, 03:20 PM
SUPER FORMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
I'm sorry, but at the very fucking least do some research before implementing something into your shitty story.
I was going to bring that up, but I was torn between complaining about it and being thankful she didn't get an accurate one. The last thing this kit needs is to be over powered.
*Yaaaaaaawn*'...eh where am I?'
I woke up on the floor hugging a mocha java chiller cup. Heh..cup. Thaaat's funny
I agree! I mean, it's just so fun to say! Cup! And it rythmes with up! Heh.
'Oh yeah I'm at Tails' house'
I hear some foot steps coming to the living room. Tails pokes his head in the room looking nervous.
"Shoot!" He said. "Knuckles, your plan didn't work! She's still here!"
"H-hey Lacey. You better now?" He asked.
"Yup! Heh heh!" I say.
"Good!" He said before flying over and jumping on top of her. He then pulled out a gun. "Cause I want to finish you myself!"
"That's a relief " Said Sonic as he stepped out of hiding.
"So what now?" Asked Knuckles.
My stomach growled. Heh heh,tummy talky. That's the first. O.o
"Well lets have some grub,I'm hungry!" Said Sonic.
"Ok I'll go a head & make some breakfast. Uh stay out of trouble Lacey. Please." Tails said.
No, he's talking to Sonic's shoe buckle, who he ironically named Lacey.
Me,Sonic & Knuckles all went to the living room to watch Tv. But it was on the floor completely destroyed. They look at me a little irritated.
Huh,wonder what happened to the flat magic box. '~'
*Sigh!* they both are in complete boredom sitting on the couch while I was on a chair.
Hm, I didn't know Complete Boredom came in a physical form. I bet it's plain black so you can't even draw on it, and totally solid.
Then Sonic sat up as he got an idea.
"Hey Lacey,want to do something awesome yet funny,WITHOUT getting caught?" Sonic asked me with an evil grin.
Nah, getting caught is much more fun!
Uh ok I don't know how to react to that.
The correct way to respond is to use a squeaky rubber ducky for Morse code.
"Aw Sonic not now. Don't put the girl in danger." Knuckles said irritated.
He knows something.
Yeah, he knows what "Something" means. He also knows how to use the Master Emerald, and that Angel Island floats, and a whole bunch of other stuff!
"Aw come on! Its just a little prank. & I promise I wont get caught. I never do." Sonic says putting his hand on my shoulder.
Wait, so she wants to walk around naked and have no one touch any part of her? Yeah, that's gonna happen.
"Whatever." Knuckles says as he went to sleep.
"Come on!" Sonic said excited.
He then grabs my arm & speeds of.
Whoa! Too fast! =o
Too Fast = o? Hm, interesting.
He stops at a house & turns to me.
"Ok what I'm about to do is very highly complex & must be done with such care." Sonic whispered to me.
He then sped off to a field, and made an odd pattern in the grass.
Sonic: Like it? It called a crop circle.
He then push the door bell & ran to the side of the house,dragging me with him.
"Ok when you ring the door bell,you hide & watch the poor sucker answer the door thinking someone's really there! But there's not! Hahaha!" Sonic whispered.
The door knob twists as the door is about to open.
Oh come on! You call THIS funny? This is one of the stupidest pranks I've ever seen! =p
Yeah, it's not nearly as funny as Lacey Tracey rhyming!
As the door opened,a black & red hedgehog comes out looking completely angered.
OH HELLO! =D
"Come out already wuss!" He yelled out looking around.
Sonic was covering his mouth snickering.
The good looking hedgehog then growls as he slammed the door shut.
"Haha! Aw man! That's just too good!" Sonic said.
"Who was that?" I asked
"Oh him? That's Shadow. I prank him everyday."
"Shaaaaaadoooow." I say looking at the door.
That's one "O"! And "A"!
"Come on,lets do more pranks!" Sonic said handing me a toilet paper roll & a backpack of other things.
"Careful though. Some of those things,I got from Tails' lab,& don't know what they do. So take it easy."
WAIT! When we did a prank,Shadow came out! So the better the prank,the more likely I'll see HIM again! XD
Use a picture, it'll last longer, and it can't run away! It's a win-win!
While Sonic was throwing toilet paper on the house,I went to the back yard.
Hm...how to make the ultimate prank...
I look up & saw a chimney.
Quite. Tell me, is it made of brick? If so, what color is the brick? Is it open or doesn't have something at the top?
I climb up to it & look down.
Then Santa came shooting up from it, slamming her off the roof in the process.
Santa: If you survived that, you'd better get away from here. I gave Shadow a new gun!
"Hm I can climb down. WAIT! No! That's crazy! I don't want HIM to think I'm crazy!...Ooh! I know!" I say as I get an idea.
I dig in the bag & found a small glowing blue ball.
I then throw it down the chimney. When it hit the bottom,the whole house shook.
There,now would a crazy person do that? Of course not! XD
Would a crazy person write this crud? Of course! XD
"Whoa!" I hear Sonic say.
I jump off the roof &
Shatter every bone in my body.
land in his arms,he then feel on the grass.
"Ow." He said.
"I got you now!" We heard a deep voice yell in the house as it blew up with blue smoke.
"Ahh!" Sonic yelled as he got up & ran away holding me.
Wrong way! You fool! SHADOW WAIT!
Sonic: Shadow, I hope you appreciate what I'm doing for you! Run! Run away to the other side of the globe!
We get to Tails house in no time & jump in the window.
"Sonic! Use the door next time." Tails said as he gave us a plate of bacon & eggs.
Tails: Sorry, I got a bit hungry so you guys will have to share.
"Sorry. We uh..."
"Got caught by Shadow." Knuckles interrupted.
"Heh heh." Sonic said.
"Sonic! Now we have to worry about Shadow knocking our door down!" Tails yelled.
"It's mahogany! It's expensive!"
"Hey I'm not the one who dropped a bomb down his chimney!" Sonic yelled.
Tails & Knuckles look at me as if I were dead.
You mean with elation?
"It was nice knowing you. Kinda." Knuckles said as he walked away.
"I like knowing me too!"
I say as I gulped down my food.
"Hey relax! I'm sure Shadow doesn't even know it was me." Sonic said."Besides,Shadow wont-"
Figure skate? Too late.
Sonic was interrupted as the door was blasted down by yellow spears. "Knock the door down." Sonic finished looking beyond scared .
When the smoke cleared,I saw HIM.
There stood Shadow,looking mad as ever.
He looks awesome mad. =)
"Alright faker,I know you did it. I know you totaled my house!" Shadow yelled.
"Uh-*Cough!*-uh ah heh heh well really it was HER! " Sonic yelled pointing at me.
"She did this to me! She turned me into a wimp who quakes in fear just from your presence!"
Who me? Oh wait,yeah it was me. Heh heh. X)
Shadow turned his glared blood red eyes at me.
Shadow glared so much his eyes are permanently stuck that way!
"Nice try faker! But I doubt that she's the one whose been bugging me all this time! She's only been here for two days! Don't think I didn't see her on the news!" Shadow yelled at Sonic.
I like exclamation points too, Shadow!
Aw,he saw me on the news. Heh heh. Wonder how I looked. Oh yeah,a mess. '~'
"But she's the one who dropped the bomb down your chimney!" Sonic said hiding behind me.
Wow your really scared of this guy aren't you?
Nope. I'd say he should go terrorize the two six year olds, but they aren't afraid of him either.
Then how do you explain this?" Shadow yelled showing him a blue quill. "I found this on my lawn!"
Ew, Sonic's shedding!
"Uh..." Sonic said.
"That's what I thought!" Shadow yelled about to choke Sonic.
"Hey! Uh why don't we settle this with coffee. It is still morning after all." Tails said getting in between them
And then throwing the coffee in Lacey's face.
"Shadow: can't believe she bought that.
Sonic and Tails: I can.
"Fine!" Shadow said throwing Sonic through the wall.
When did Shadow turn into the Hulk?
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Was all I said.
Shadow looked at me
HE'S LOOKING AT ME! 8D
With hatred in his eyes.
"Lacey." Knuckles said pointing at me.
"I know much about her. I had to study her file along with the scientist's file. G.U.N wanted me to hunt her down,but when Tails proved that she was no danger,my case was canceled." Shadow said.
Wow, Tails' word really is law.
Aw he read my file. Whatever that is. '~'
"I see,well what did you find out about her? Cause she seems to have some memory loss." Tails said.
Pff! Memory loss? I have perfect memory! I-wait,what was I saying? '~'
You were just telling us how you were going to sky dive off Angel Island without a parachute.
"Wow. All that & you manage to make it here?" Tails asked looking at me. Shadow had told them everything that I was,where I came from,how I got here,ect.
They'd all laughed the whole way through, only to be told it wasn't a comedy.
"I did?" I say with a smile. Again they look at me funny.
"Well then,how bout I do some tests on you in my lab? Just to find out more about you. & maybe make you something to control your psychotic energy." Tails said.
LAB? No! No more labs for me! Xp
How about a husky then?
"Uhhhhhhhhh" Was all I said.
"Wait a minute!" Tails said looking at Shadow's bracelets.
"They're so pretty! They match your shoes so well!"
"Shadow,don't those bracelets help you keep your chaos powers under control?" Tails asked him.
"Yeah. What of it?" Shadow asked.
"May I maybe use one to examine & try to make one similar for Lacey?" Tails asked a little nervous.
Wow everyone's scared of this guy aren't they. Wonder why.
Cause they're OOC.
"Fine but you better keep them safe." Shadow said handing Tails the bracelet.
And then destroying the house because his powers were no longer being kept under control.
"What's up?" I say. *Scoots closer*
"Nothing" *Scoots away*
"Cool!" *Scoots closer*
"Whatever" *Scoots away*
"You look awesome!" *Scoots closer*
"Uh...thanks" *Scoots away*
"I like you!" *Scoots closer*
"I see." *Scoots away*
"Your cool!"*Scoots closer*
Shadow: You can have my cool if you shut up and go away!
Ok" *Scoots away*
"Do you like me?" *Scoots closer*
"No" *Scoots away*
"I like you too!" I say as I get closer to him.
"Please scoot back." He said with the same frown.
"Ok!" I say as I scoot back still smiling.
"So what now?" Asked Knuckles
"Now we go bungee jumping," Shadow said. He then leaned close to Knuckles and spoke in a whisper. "How fast can those spikes of yours cut through rope?"
"Candy!" I yell.
"No can do. Tails said no sugar for you. You go nuts." Knuckles said.
I DO NOT! DO I? NO! HAHAHAHHA! 8D
"Ugh" We hear.
Sonic then walks into the kitchen covered in sheet rock & holding his head.
"What I miss?" He asked.
Knuckles: We figured out how to get rid of her. It involves breaking laws, important ones, but it'll be worth it.
"Shadow talking! Hahahaha!" I say.
"Tails is going to try to make something to keep Lacey under control." Knuckles said.
"And by under control we mean bound and gagged in the basement.
"Its about time!" Sonic yells.
"Lets watch Tv!" I say.
"My Super Sweet 16 is on! I always looove the people that are having birthdays, they're so likeable! XD"
"You broke the Tv. Remember." Knuckles said.
That was me? =)
"Only one thing to do to get a Tv at a time like this!" Sonic says pointing his finger up.
"Get a job & buy your own Tv?" Knuckles asked.
"No,that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
We're going to use Tails' credit card!"
"Sonic I don't think-"Knuckles was interrupted.
"Nonsense! I do it all the time!
So Knuckles doesn't think, Sonic does, and Lacey doesn't even have a brain to begin with. Good to know.
Lets go!" Sonic says dragging us out the door.
Shadow then pushes Sonic to the ground.
"Don't ever touch me." He said in his deep voice.
"O-ok. Sorry man."
We then head to a place called Best Buy. That place had tons of shiny stuff! I like shinny stuff! Did I ever tell you I like shinny stuff? I like shinny stuff-Ooh what's that?
So, you like kid's ice hockey?
I look & saw a small looking Tv. Only this little Tv had another small Tv attached to it.
"Shinny." I say as I grab for it.
"That's called a Nintendo Dsi." Sonic said pointing at it.
And, at the time of this mocking, it is already out of date. Actually, at the time of this story's writing it was out of date.
"Dsi!" I say grabbing for it. But Sonic held it up out of my reach.
"Sorry,but we're only here for a Tv." He said.
NO! I want it!
Buy it for her Sonic, she might get distracted and walk into a construction site!
I then jump up & took it in my mouth & ran away.
"Lacey!" I hear Sonic yell.
I look back & see him & an employee chasing after me.
"Stop that OC!" He yelled.
Not seeing where I was going,I crashed into a glass wall,breaking it on compact.
Wow, a wall that turns into a small more convenient size when it's crashed into? I'll take one!
They catch up to me & start panting when they stop at my feet. Sonic snatches the Dsi out of my mouth & gives it to the employee.
"Here you go. Sorry about that." He says.
The employee sees the bite marks on the top of the Dsi & says
"You break it you buy it!"
Sonic looks at me irritated & then says
"Here, take this stupid ferret as payment. She spins, you can charge people to stare at her."
"Put it on credit."
I look up as I feel something hit my head. Turns out I crashed into video games behind a glass wall.
"Those too." The employee says pointing at the video games I knocked down.
"Fine." Sonic says.
He was very ticked off. Video games that defy gravity until exactly the right moment are expensive.
We go & look for Shadow & Knuckles & find them at the Tv aisle.
"Found one?" Sonic asked.
They point at one that's as big as a door.
A dog door, that is.
"No! That's stupid! We need-that one!" Sonic said running to one that covered the entire wall.
"This one!" Sonic said showing the employee.
"Put it on MY credit!"
"Ok then." He said.
After Sonic payed for the Tv,Dsi,& eleven Dsi video games,we walked out side.
"Man I'm glad THIS isn't my credit card!" Sonic said smiling.
"Yeah great,good luck dragging all that home." Shadow said smirking.
"Thanks for the luck," Knuckles said, gathering everything up and walking in the direction of their house, whistling contently.
"Yeah about that. Um I've noticed that your strong & all,& was hoping that you would have the honor in carrying it all for me." Sonic said.
"You dare ask a favor of me, mortal?" Shadow screamed. "I shall use my deep manly voice and rippling muscles to punish you for such treason!"
ONE PUNCH LATER
"All I did was offer you the honor!" Sonic said laying on Tails' couch holding an ice pack to his eye.
After Shadow punched Sonic out cold,he was able to take everything to Tails' place.
So, why'd he knock Sonic out? Oh, right, because he's AWESOME! XD
He has a weird way of doing that,all he did was have us all touch the items while he did too,& said
We were then telaported to the house. Strange. BUT AWESOME!
"Shut up faker. Your lucky
"Charms are mine now!"
I even chaos controlled us here." Shadow said.
"Ow. I look stupid. I have a black eye now!" Sonic yelled.
"Don't worry. You don't look stupid." Knuckles said.
"Really?" Sonic asked with eyes of hope looking up to Knuckles.
Ew, he took some person named Hope's eyes out and made them look up at Knuckles?
"No...you look REALLY STUPID! Hahahahaha!" Knuckles laughed right before going to the kitchen.
"I hate you." Sonic said to Shadow.
"Ok." Shadow said turning on the Tv.
Wow! I really love this what they call a Nintendo Dsi! 8D It has a touchy screen & bright colors & funny noises & it's the color black! XD
This pointlessness has been brought to you by Nintendo.
The only weird thing is,I saw Sonic & Tails on some of my games! Along with other characters I don't yet know! o.O
"Are you all known here?" I ask.
"Uh yeah,why?" Sonic says.
"Some of you are on some of my games." I say.
Oh,yeah,we're on some games,merchandise,& even Tv."
"Cool,but problem. I can't seem to find Shadow on any of the Dsi games."
"& you never will." Shadow says.
"Aw why not?" I ask.
"Cause I'm just not on it. But I am on other games."
"Like what?" I ask as Shadow walks into the kitchen.
"Some play station games." Sonic says.
"Don't climb into driers."
"I want a play staion!" I demand.
And dozens of characters all cried out in terror.
"Guys what's with all the yelling?" Tails says as he walks into the room holding something.
"Nothing. What's that?" Sonic asked pointing to Tails' hand.
"Its a special device that I made to help keep all the psychotic energy in Lacey under control. It's not 100%,but it'll let her do & eat what she wants without ALL that extra unneeded energy."
Without ALL of it. She'll still have A LOT of it, though.
"So will it make her more sane?" Sonic asked.
"Well..uh..no. No it wont actually. It may,but only some times."
"Hey wheres the beer?" Shadow asked as he walked into the living room.
"Uh we don't drink. So there ISN'T any." Tails said with a sweat drop.
That's right Tails, sweat drop! How dare you not drink illegally! Don't you know you're causing Shadow inconvenience!?
"Why are you still here anyways?" He asked as he tossed Shadow his bracelet back.
That's a good question. Mind answering why Knuckles is there, too?
"Oh yeah. Well,um since the faker totaled my house,I need a place to stay. So um..."
YES! SAY YES TAILS! OR I CAN SAY YES FOR YOU! YES! 8D
"NO!" Sonic yelled.
"Shut it faker! It's the least you could do until G.U.N pays me enough money to buy a new house!" Shadow said.
PLEASE LET G.U.N GO POOR! 8D
The country would get invaded but SHADOW!
"Sure Shadow,you can stay in the guest room till your back on your feet." Tails says.
YES! X) *Fist pump!*
*Fist connects with face*
"Ok Shadow says as he turns back to the Tv.
"Uh where did you get that Tv?" Tails asked Sonic.
"Oh that! I..uh..umm..bought it! Yeah! With MY money." Sonic said.
"Your credit!" Coughed Knuckles!
"SONIC!" Tails screamed angered.
Wow he seems mad. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Could you at least try to hide your disdain for Sonic?
Owie! I was forced to get a flu shot today! Xo I know what your thinking! "Haha! A high schooler can't take a needle!"
Actually, I was thinking "Haha! A high schooler thinks I care!"
Well I HATE needles! They are NOT my thing!
Is that supposed to somehow make us not think you're pathetic?
Also sorry it took me awhile to add a new chapter. & a friend of mine at school want's to be in this story (I don't know if she want's her name exposed so I'll just call her K). So get ready for a new character later on when K tells me what she wants her character to be like & look like.
I feel bad for this girl. There must be something wrong with her if she wants to be in this.
Happy now K? I finally posted a new chapter for you! XD Laters!
This post has been edited by Ergo: Sep 23 2012, 09:27 AM
I was doing it BEFORE it was mainstream.
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Jun 17 2012, 03:41 PM
Oh god, the author is a Shadow fangirl! Abandon ship!
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Jun 17 2012, 09:21 PM
The next day was bright & shining,& interesting. Why? You may ask. Well it all started with a simple M&M.
*Eats M&M* Now it can't start.
You see later on the day before,Tails remembered to give me the device he made. Turned out to be a simple necklace. He says it'll somehow help me with...well apparently being ME. I like my necklace,it has a red shining ball with five black spikes at the edges,making it look like a star of some sort.
"Why did everyone keep trying to stab me?"
what's wrong with ME?
Give me a day, I'll give you a five page paper on that.
Oh well,anyhow my point is that I was finally able to eat candy! XD
I woke up in the morning feeling hungry,so I go to the kitchen for a bite. I see Shadow & Tails already in there. Tails getting orange juice,& Shadow boredly looking at his what appears to be an empty beer mug.
Tails: Shadow, I thought you didn't drink.
Shadow: OC idiot...Must...Stave off...Depression...
They see me & back away.
"I thought it was all just a horrible nightmare!" Cried Tails.
"Morning." I say a little sleepy going to the table.
"Morning Lacey. How's the necklace working out for you? Anything interesting?" Tails asked.
"Well," Lacey said, thinking hard. "I woke up in the woods with blood splattered all over me, and a sort of odd taste in my mouth, think that could be something?"
"Fine. I'm kinda remembering things a little." I say.
I think back at my flashback.
Flashing back to a flash back!
"Green water! HAHA-*cough!*" I say.
No, honey, that color's called "Yellow".
Eh..that was weird. O.o
"Hm..anything else?" Tails asked.
"Yeah, I can hear voices!" Lacey stated happily. "They're telling me to do really fun things, like skin people alive!"
Tails turns to the cabinet & grabs some cereal.
I look down at the table & saw...AN M&M! I see the brown M&M move close to Shadow's hand,he see's that too. He raises his mug about to smash it when I grab his wrist.
This didn't stop him, it just made her hand break against the table when he smashed the glass.
"No! My M&M!" I yell as it moved in circles.
Shadow looks at me as if I were crazy.
"What the he-" He then stops as he looks back at the moving M&M.
Shadow for some reason smirks & says
"Oh you mean THIS M&M?" He points at it.
"No," Lacey frowned. "I mean the rapper. He's behind you."
"Yeah." I say.
"Ok,sorry I was being rude. Go ahead,you can have it." Shadow says,as if he were holding back a laugh.
"Thanks!" I say grabbing the moving treat & eating it.
Funny,I thought M&M's were suppose to be sweet. CURSE THE LIES!
I'm liking this. Hey Lacey, there are more M&Ms over by that mouse hole over there, why don't you try them out?
"Uhhh Lacey?" Tails asks.
"Why did you just eat that spider?"
"Don't worry, Tails," Shadow smirked, looking very satisfied. "It's poisonous."
What's a spider? O.o
"Huh?" I ask.
"You didn't see the spider. Did you?" Tails asked.
"Uh...I saw M&M!" I say happy.
"Hm.." Tails said. He then holds up his fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Eleventy twelve," Lacey answered.
"Ok, we're good, she's just as stupid as ever," Tails said.
"Uhhhhh...two!" I say.
"No. I'm holding four." Tails says.
"I think you may need a visit to the eye docter."
With that, Knuckles pulled Tails away from her.
"What are you doing?" He asked. "If she can't see there's more of a chance of her getting herself killed!"
THE WHAT! I DON'T LIKE THE WORD DOCTER!
"Never!" I say as I jump out my seat & try to run out the door. Only to get my arm grabbed by Sonic.
When did he get here? T_T
"Sorry,but not ALL spiders are harmless. You might eat something BAD one day." Sonic says.
Sonic's right, Lacey. Now, eat this, it's a "Gummy" millipede.
Oh sure. Now you help out!
"No worries Lacey. They'll be able to help you see better." Tails said.
MANY HOURS OF CHASEING,FIGHTING,& ROPE LATER
"Well, she's finally gone," Tails said, breathing in a sigh of relief and looking at the body, bound and with its head bashed in.
"Only a few more more minutes." Tails said as he was driving us to the eye docter.
Wait! Why is this kid driving? O.o
Cause this is all a hallucination brought on by eating a toxic spider. Don't worry, they're driving you straight to the morgue.
"So why are you here Shads? You didn't have to come you know." Sonic said.
"Don't EVER call me Shads. & I need to get me some things since everything at my house was blown!" Shadow said a bit irritated.
"I wanna go home!" I yell tugging at the rope on my wrists.
"A gag," Sonic thought, kicking himself for his stupidity. "That's what we forgot."
I would have spun away,but THIS necklace seems to take that ability away.
THIS necklace. Defiantly not THAT necklace, or THE necklace!
"Uh you don't really have a home Lacey. You live with Tails & I." Sonic said.
"...I wanna home so I can wanna go home!" I yell.
"Sure," Tails smiled before driving to an old deserted warehouse in the middle of the woods.
"Have fun!" Sonic said as he kicked Lacey out and they drove away at full speed.
"Hey look Lacey. An M&M on the window." Shadow said with a smirk.
I look at the window,but then Tails hits the M&M with one of his tails.
No, l does not = /. You're going to have to redo this whole worksheet.
"Fly." He said.
That's a great idea! Why are you driving this moron around instead of doing that?
What's a fly?
A creature ten times more awesome than you. He should join up with the Awesome Laser Ferret.
A few minutes later we stop at a place called 'Vision Mart Express'.
"I'm NOT going in!" I yell.
"Yes you are." Shadow says grabbing my arm.
If I wasn't scared,I'd be happy.
"No! I'll NEVER-"
Shadow then teleports us in the building.
go..." I finish. *looks around* "Dang!" *puts head down*
"Welcome to Vision Mart Express. The doctor is waiting for you in the exam room." A worker said.
Sonic & Tails drag me towards the room.
"Wait, she doesn't seem to be following this universe's rules..." The worker said, suspicious. Finally, it clicked, and she sounded annoyed. "The doctor refuses to aid in the rescuing of OCs. Good day to you, sirs, may you fall in a deep hole, ma'am."
"You coming Shadow?" Sonic asked.
"No. I'm going to pick up a few things." Shadow said right before
He picked up a chair, a paperclip, and a piece of scrap paper.
disappearing into a green light.
"Oh well." They say continuing into the room.
In the room it's all dark. We see the docter sitting at a computer. He looks up at us with a smile.
"Hello. Which one of you is having eye troubles?" He asks.
"Her." Sonic & Tails say pointing at me
He gives me a funny look.
"Why in the world is she naked?" He asked.
"Any reason she's tied up?" He asks.
"Cause she's a lune!" Sonic says.
"Uh well really..she's just
"I see. Well untie her. I want to show her my trust in hopes of gaining her trust." The doctor says.
ok." Tails says a little nervous as he unties the rope.
MANY MORE FIGHTING & ROPE LATER
She was now lying on a bed of spikes. Sonic prepared to jump on her.
"Ok,so now that your comfy,Lets tests your sight now" The doctor says.
My wrists & ankles were tied up,along with my body being tied to the chair.
The rope kept her mouth shut, and covered her nostrils...
"Just look through the device & tell me what you can & can't see." He says.
"Then I get to leave?" I ask.
"Well you get closer to leaving." He says.
"Ok,by the looks of it,yeah she has sight troubles.
I guess all the good eyes went to the Awesome Laser Ferret.
So she'll either need glasses or contacts. Which will it be?" The doctor asks.
Glasses! Super big Urkel glasses!
"Uhhhhhhh..." I say. I have NO idea what glasses OR contacts are.
THAT must be REAL annoying. ALMOST as annoying as ALL CAPS words.
"Contacts! Say contacts! They look better!" Sonic yells.
"I don't know Sonic. Those are a little tricky." Tails says.
Sonic: *Smiling* I know. She might end up poking her eye out!
They look to me.
"We'll try both." The doctor says.
He gives me a case with the contacts.
She then ate them.
"What you do is put them in your eyes."
"Don't worry Lacey,I'll help you." Sonic says.
Oh goodie. (Sarcasm)
Shut up. (Hatred)
Sonic puts a clear contact on his finger & walks up to my face holding my eye open.
MUCH MORE FIGHTING LATER
THEY FINALLY GAVE UP AND DECIDED TO JUST LET HER STAY BLIND
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" I yell holding my eye,running under the table.
"Hold her over a pit of spikes!" Tails yelled.
"NO!" I yell.
"I got it!" Sonic yelled.
"Ow!" I yell. 'AH! How's the contact in my other eye?'
Turns out Sonic used his super speed to sneak up on me. I keep my eyes
In a jar by my bed.
shut due to the stinging pain.
AH! HOW CAN ANYONE WILLINGLY PUT THESE IN THEIR EYES?
"Open your eyes Lacey." Tails says.
I open them...wow!
Turns out the world isn't really fuzzy!
It's only a little fuzzy!
Everything is suppose to be clear! I never knew that. Cool! This is-OW! Helpful but painful!
"Ow!" I yell holding my eyes.
"I'll help you take those out." Tails said crawling under the table.
And by "Those", he means her eyes.
YET EVEN MORE FIGHTING LATER
"Ow." Tails said holding his ear.
"Her voice is like a needle scratching against my brain!"
Heh,he got the contacts out,but I bit his ear in the process. '~'
"Much better." I sigh rubbing my eyes.
We look at the doctor to see him bruised up with scratches.
*Stabs her* Oops X)
"H-Here! T-Take this!" He yells throwing us black glasses.
Sonic catches it.
"TAKE IT & GO AWAY! NEVER COME BACK!"
This sentence is much better if you take "It" to mean "That incredibly moronic and unlikable ferret that's following you around".
"You got it." Sonic said rushing us out of there.
Too bad the doctor didn't know I would soon have to go back yearly. '~'
Oh, he knows. And he'll be waiting on the roof with a sniper rifle.
(By the way that is true for me in real life. My eye sight gets worse as I get older. & I'm only 15.)
Uh-huh, I care. *Plays with gum* I totally care.
Wow! These are strange! They turn dark in the sun! XD
We were driving in the car looking for Shadow.
The managers were not happy that they were driving through their stores.
"Why are we even looking for Shadow?" Sonic asks. "He can just chaos control back."
"Oh yeah. Works for me." Tails says as he drives back to his house.
We get there & find Knuckles watching TV while eating a bag of M&Ms.
Spilling a lot of them due to his gloves.
"Candy!" I yell as I jump on the couch grabbing the bag.
"I don't think so four eyes!" Knuckles says not letting go.
He then started waving me in the air trying to make me let go of the bag. But no way was I giving up! He then hit me against the walls,floor,& ceiling.
Hooray for Knuckles!
STILL NOT GIVING UP SUCKER!
You idiot, lollipops are called suckers! M&Ms are just M&Ms.
He through me up in the air & I ended up getting tangled in the ceiling fan.
WEE! I'M SPINNING! X)
The ceiling fan then shot me to the door as it opened.
I shot into something black.
Lacey, don't shoot the solid boredom! What has it ever done to you?
I look to see Shadow glaring at me as he got up.
"Watch it." He said firmly as he walked
"Was that really necessary?" Tails asked.
Every Character Ever Associated With the Sonic Franchise: YES!
"That was awesome! Do it again Knuckles!" Sonic cheered.
Every Character Ever Associated With the Sonic Franchise: Yeah, do it again!
"Ow. What the?" I say as I see a black quill on my nose.
"Mine." Shadow explains as he yanks it out.
"OW!" I yell holding my nose.
"What took you guys so long? It's already late." Knuckles says.
"Where’s the pizza? I should complain about this!"
Huh,I just barely noticed that. I learned that I LOVE the dark.
"Eh we had troubles at the eye doc." Sonic said.
"Heh I can imagine that" Shadow said.
"Yeah. It was-" Tails was interrupted as someone knocked on the door.
Shadow being closest to the door answered it.
I see. Now, what exactly is a "Shadow being" and why was it close to the door?
Yay, a T-rex has come to eat the OC!
Shadow interrupted them.
"AHHHHH!" I hear kids scream right before Shadow slams the door shaking the house.
"D**n Trick or Treaters." Shadow says as he walks into the kitchen.
Wow,he must really hate whatever those are. '~'
"Oh yeah. I forgot they'd be out tonight." Sonic said.
Sonic then walked to the door and opened it.
"Sonic, where are you going?" Tails asked.
"Trick or Treating, of course!" Sonic smiled. "Hey, if anyone asks, this is just a really good Sonic the Hedgehog costume."
"What are they? Why are they out?" I ask as we walk into the kitchen as well,seeing Shadow drinking beer.
"My money that paid for it! My decisions!" Shadow interrupted Tails.
"Well Lacey,the trick or treaters are people dressed up in costumes,mainly kids. & they go out at night to-"Sonic was interrupted by Shadow.
Shadow: Sonic. We do not speak of what they do!
"Their nothing but a bunch of dressed up brats knocking on doors at 12 in the morning,demanding candy!" Shadow said irritated.
"Aw Shadow's just being a downer." Sonic said.
"Oh yeah? Then answer the door." Shadow said.
"Fine I will." Sonic said walking to the door.
"AHH! *Slams door*" Sonic didn't even let them finish. He just leaned his back on the door panting,looking as if he saw a ghost.
"What now faker?" Shadow says as he walks up to the window looking to see who it was.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Serves you right faker!" Shadow laughed banging the window with his fist as he continued laughing.
Bet you all ten bucks this won't be anywhere near as funny as it's being made out to be.
Me & Tails walk up to the window to see someone dressed as Sonic in a pink flowered bikini.
I win, pay up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why is it so scarey yet funny? XD
"Looks like I need to put up the 'NO CANDY' sign up on the door." Tails said going to his room.
"Did you say that they go to doors getting candy? As in FREE candy?" I ask.
Sonic then said "Yeah of course-oops. No Lacey no,don't-"
But it he was to late. I already ran straight out the door.
"CANDY!" I yell running through the streets.
Wow these people dress up funny! O.o
At least they dress! Put! Some! Clothes! On!
I run to a door where I saw them handing out candy to the people. They see me & go,
"Ah! An OC!"
"Ehhhhhhhh *slam's doors in my face*"
"Ehhh, I'm not sure how to reaaaaact..."
"Ow." I say as I walk to the next door.
Same thing happens,90 times to be exact.
I'm liking this neighborhood.
'Hmmmm...now where do they put their candy?'
In a construction site, under a ton of wet concrete.
I then see this brown eyed ferret girl. Her fur was black & purple,her hair was black & slightly culry. She was also dressed as an angel. & in her hand,she held a bag of-CANDY!
DON'T WORRY UNEATEN CANDY! I'LL EAT YOU!
I then leap towards her & land on her back,causing her to fall on the ground on someone's lawn. I grab the bag of candy.
"Mine." I say as I turn to leave.
I then felt a big pang on the back of my head as I fell to the ground. I roll over to see her looking down at me with a shovel in her hand.
Hey, I might actually like you if I didn't know you were going to quickly turn into another obnoixious self-insert!
When did she get that shovel? O.o
"DIE!" She yelled as she repeatedly hit me with the shovel.
AH! Fight back Lacey! You've fought before. Heck! You've killed before! Grr! Curse this necklace! It weakens me!
Quick, put more necklaces on this idiot!
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" She yelled still hitting me.
"Ahhhh!" I yell.
Traitor! How can you hit your own kind? We're both ferrets! XO
So, what, are Sonic and Shadow a hedgehog and a porcupine?
I then whip her ankles with my tail causing her to fall flat on her back.
"Never!" I yell as I start punching her.
Course she fought back. We ended up rolling around on the ground trying to over power the other.
Hey, maybe they'll kill each other! <--Me being too optimistic.
I bite her nose,she bites my ear. I elbow her in the face,giving her a nose bleed. She then all of a sudden stops fighting back & stands up & puts her hands behind her. With a big smile all of a sudden,she said cheerfully said,"Hi! I'm Karla!
"My hobbies are gardening, swimming, and ignoring canon to the point where I can't even be bother to think up a proper name!"
"Uhhhh...Lacey." I say as she wipes the blood all over her costume giggling.
Man she's psycho! Huh,for some reason that reminds me of someone. '~'
Well we started to just chill & what not,& end up being great friends. Found out Karla was 14 years old,& she makes me feel normal.
Well she decided to follow me back to Tails place so I introduced her to everyone. They seemed freaked though. Here's how it went.
*Karla walks in the house*
"Uhhhhhhh..." Tails says as he stares at the blood on her.
"It's Lacey's," Karla explained.
"Well why didn't you finish her off?" Shadow yelled.
"Oh h*ll! Not another psycho!" Shadow yells.
Knuckles just backs away into another room not saying a word.
SEGA gave you those gigantic spikes on your fists for a reason ya know!
"I'm Karla!" She says cheerfully. "NOW GIVE ME CANDY!" She says in a threatening tone.
Sorry, only the nice characters that don't suck get candy.
Yeah,she tends to have 2 personality. '~'
(For those of you who would like to know Karla's story,go to blueraven93 & read her story 'My life')
Ya know, I would, but I enjoy my sanity.
9-7-11 That's all for now. Laters! X)
Just in case you wanted to know the date.
P.S I saw Dolphin Tale today! It was SOOOOO cute! XD
Note to self: Never see Dolphin Tale.
Happy Karla? I made your character on my story. X)
Owie! I got a flamer! -_-
It wasn't me, I swear!
Which means I can use the flames to make cookies! XD
Who wants cookies? =)
I slipped deadly poison into her cookie mix! Let's see if she notices!
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Jun 18 2012, 01:50 PM
*Yaaawn* Well I had a pleasant sleep. *looks around* In the...fridge?
Tails sobbed when he heard movement coming from the fridge.
"Sh-she just won't DIE!"
I had a pleasant sleep in the fridge apparently. *eats apple*
A poison apple. She fell into a deep sleep and all the princes in the world refused to come within a mile of her.
Hm...now how did I get here again? Oh! Now I remember!
"For the last time we have no candy Karla!" Tails said irritated.
Candy Karla? Sounds bland.
"Candy!" Karla yelled as she threw a chair to him.
Luckily he ducked down in time.
"Ah! Fine! We have cake!" He yelled ducking behind the couch.
"Where?" Karla asked sweetly with big brown eyes of hope.
Stop playing with Hope's eyes!
"Whoa! Let me go!" I say.
But instead she throws me with great force into the fridge.
Just kill each other already!
END FLASH BACK
Yeah last night was going great BEFORE that part.
YET ANOTHER FLASH BACK
"I'm Karla!" She says cheerfully. "NOW GIVE ME CANDY!" She says in a threatening tone.
"Uh we don't have candy." Tails says.
"Ok." Karla says sweetly.
You story is awful and makes me want to stab your OCs!
Your story is gre-...No, I'm sorry, I can't compliment this thing, even mockingly.
She sees Knuckles backing away into another room and runs right towards him.
"I'm Karla!" She says excitedly,holding out her hand.
Knuckles smiled and put his hand in hers. She shook his hand, forcing his spikes through her hand in the process.
"and I'm leaving." He says pushing past her.
"Ok bye!" She says as he runs out the door.
"Uh Karla?" Tails asks.
"How bout we throw that
"Ok!" She says ripping it off and throwing it at Tails' face.
She had on a yellow shirt with shorts,tights that had comic book printings on them,and spiked black boots
"At least one girl wears clothes." Sonic said.
"Says the person who never wears pants." I say back.
He! Is! A! Boy! Dude, girls wearing clothes is a rule, not a suggestion!
"D**n it!"Shadow interrupted Sonic from the kitchen.
Ooh he sounds mad. '~'
Nah, Shadow uses that word for every occasion.
Shadow comes storming into the living room and to the door.
"Hey wait up Shads. Why in the hurry to leave?" Sonic asked grabbing his arm.
"I told you never to call me that!" Shadow scolded before punching Sonic's eye yet again.
Sonic then kicked him in the head, and an epic fight ensued. Lacey began to throw yet another fit when Sonic didn't go down faster than a crippled five year old.
Ooh now its even more black and swollen.
By "It" she means Shadow. He fell down the stairs last night.
"Ow." Sonic said as he fell to the floor.
"Ran out of beer." Shadow said as he walked out the door.
Should of known '~'
Admittedly, I should have known too. I guess I'm just still thinking about the actual canon.
But he didn't get very far because of the dressed up people out there mistaking his identity.
"Sonic!" Amy yelled tackling him.
"Look mommy! Its Sonic!" Yelled a cheerful little girl.
It has its own Sonic?
"Looking good Sonic." Said a teen passing by.
"Mr. Sonic!" Yelled Cream cheerfully.
"Hi Sonic! Oh,sorry Silver,I thought you were Sonic." Said a cat girl.
"Yo! Mephiles!" Said a flaming monster.
"Tails!" Yelled a happy raccoon.
"THAT DOES IT!" Yelled Shadow as roughly pushed past the crowd.
"LOOK! I'M BLACK! WITH RED STRIPES! BLACK and RED! NOT BLUE! NOT WHITE!
Silver: I am not white! I'm SILVER! Is that really that hard to get?
NOT BLACK and BLUE! and MOST CERTAINLY NOT YELLOW! TAILS? WHAT THE H**L? DO YOU SEE TO TAILS ON ME?
To Tails? Tails sounds like an interesting place, what's it like?
NO! I'M SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG! THIS IS WHO I AM! NOW LEAVE AS I REPORT TO THE BEER STORE!"
THIS IS WHO I AM! AN UNHAPPY DRUNK!
There was nothing but silence,but the crowd did leave. Some of the kids were crying though.
Shadow finally makes it to his desired store...only to find out it was closed!
So he used Lacey's body to break the door down, and took the beer.
**********************!" Shadow yelled.
Yeah...I better not repeat that. '~'
You're right, it'd be a huge mouthful. So many asterisks, so little tolerance left.
He goes back home,only to find Tails hiding behind the couch.
"In the fridge." He said.
Sonic: Don't open it. We hope against hope that eventually she'll freeze to death.
She looks to the fridge in the-WAIT,I already told you that part.
Yay for random gender changes!
END FLASH BACK YET AGAIN
Yeah,I'm leaving the fridge now. *gets out of fridge*
Oh yeah,and Karla is staying here now as well. Turns out she ran away from home.
Why the heck are Sonic and Tails running a moron sheltering program?
"AWESOME!" Sonic yells.
I look to see him jumping up and down with a cell phone in his hand.
"Whats with you?" I ask.
"I just got a text saying they made a Sonic fan chat room!" He says running to Shadow's laptop.
Yeah Shadow didn't get beer,but he did get a black laptop '~'
"He's going to kill me and Karla when he sees you on his laptop." I say.
"No. That's IF he sees me."
"Luckily, due to model swaps, I now have invisibility powers."
He says logging on the chat room.
Sonic, stop cutting down trees on the chat room!
"Well what are you doing?" I ask.
"I'm going to become a member! Duh!"
"Hmmm...sign up...about the chat room...agreeing to terms...eh skip..and..agree!" He says skipping the the agreement and just clicking he agrees.
"Uh Sonic,why did you just skip? Do you even know what you agreed to?" I ask.
"No, that's why I used your name!" Sonic smiled before looking at the screen. "Oh, looks like I just sold your soul to the devil. This day keeps getting better and better!"
"Because I don't feel like reading five paragraphs,and I agreed to become a member! Now lets see...population...one?"
Well, it did just open.
"Hahahaha! Looks like your the only Sonic fan!" I laugh! "Man your lame!"
Do I even need to say how utterly idiotic this is?
"Hey! I'm sure that I'm not the only one suffering fan wise!"
"I dare you check Shadow's fan chat room!"
"Aw what's wrong? Is Sonic scared that Shadow may be more popular than him?"
"I'm afraid you're going to use your powers of utter stupidity to warp the world to your advantage!"
"Ok fine!" Sonic yells typing into Shadow's chat room.
"Well?" I ask.
"It doesn't exist," Sonic said.
"Ok...chat room...population...-! Uhhhhhhhhh..." Was all Sonic could say.
I look and see the population said 'Unable to calculate due to fan build up. Last year's population:999,999,999,999,999,999'
All of which came for the purpose of mocking.
"Hahahahaha!" I started laughing "Wow! Epic fail!"
Yup, that pretty much sums up this story.
"I'm going to bed now." Sonic said leaving.
"But its morning." I say.
"Leave me alone!"
Karla then wakes up. She was sleeping on the couch last night.
"Hey where's the cake?" She asks me.
There is none, it's a lie. You should know this by now, where the hell have you been?
"Uhhhh*Burp!* Well judging by the position of the sun and couch,right at the bottom of my tummy!" I say.
"Well that's just great!" She says mad.
"I'm going to make a cake!" I say cheerfully.
"You know how?"
"No! But I can
"Good luck Lacey." She says turning on the Tv.
"You'll see." I say as I walk into the kitchen to find cake mix.
While that was happening,Karla was flipping through the channels and came across the new.
Adventures of Old Christine.
'Just in,a water monster known as Chaos just got loose into the water supply!
He can be in anyone's faucet now. It is advised that you keep your water off for the whole day while G.U.N tracks him down. Also-'
"Boring!" Karla said changing the channel.
"Stupid!" I said, clicking into a different tab.
I now have all the ingredients for the cake except milk! XD
I look to see we're out of milk.
"Hm...Maybe its somewhere else!"
I look around the house and lastly end up in Tails lab. I see lots of bottles with different colored liquids inside. Including one with a white substance.
I picked up the bottle from the shelf. and read the letters.
"Hm...M-I-L-C Milk!" I say skipping back to the kitchen.
"I should make cupcakes too!" I say grabbing a cupcake pan.
And her hat filled with numbers.
So I pour the water,milk,stir it up,put in the oven,which I could of swore it made a gurgling sound,
Leave the oven alone when it's using mouth wash.
it sounded more like "Nooooooo*Gurgle*"
"Get her the hell away from me!" Screamed the oven.
,oh well! and then a big cake with cupcakes was finished.
"Its missing something...frosting!"
I then put frosting and sprinkles.
Ah yes,the perfect dessert '~'
I think I'd rather eat dirt with white mold and bugs on it.
"Lacey!" I hear Karla yell.
So go sky diving! Here, take this parachute that I totally did not tamper with in any way!
LETS PLAY MAKEOVER WITH SONIC!"
"Uh Karla,he went back to bed."
"Exactly! Now come on!"
"Ok!" I say happy.
We sneak in his room finding him sound asleep.
"Got the stuff?" I ask.
"Yeah," She said, pulling our items from a bag as she listed them. "A watermelon, a Band-Aid, an umbrella, an oven mitt...
"Yup." Karla says holding up a small makeup bag.
So we put eye shadow,eyeliner,mascara,lipstick,and blush on him. Karla kept laughing though. I'm surprised Sonic never woke up. Yikes!
He's dead! He committed suicide to get away from you!
He's one ugly 'girl'.
So are you.
We then hear the door open and look to see it was Shadow.
"Whats with all the-" He stopped seeing Sonic.
"heh heh heh. Wait." He said running off and coming back with a small black camera.
"For the web." He said as he took tons of photos.
"The web?" I ask pointing to a spider web that was covering most of Sonic's deodorant.
Yay, we're going to kindergarten level insults now. Why not just start calling Sonic a mean stinky face?
"Internet." Karla says.
"Heh heh oh."
While Shadow was posting tons of the Sonic pics,me and Karla were being bored watching Tv.
"Nothing good." I say.
Tails then walks in.
"Hey Lacey?" He says.
"The city just passed on a law that
"All OCs must be kept on a leash."
EVERYONE must wear clothes.
Nice going, Lacey. People were so sick of having to look at your privates they made an entire law!
Which includes us. We have all month to find us some clothes before the deadline. So we'll start with you."
"WHAT?" I say as Karla starts laughing at me.
"Can't be walking around like that anymore Lacey. Hahaha!"
"Whatever! Fine!" I say as I get up.
"Uh Shadow can you take her? I'm working on a very important project at the moment." Tails says.
"I'll buy you
"A one way ticket out of this fic."
"Fine." Tails says.
"Ok come on Lacey. The sooner we go,the sooner we come back."
"Ok Shadow!" I say excitedly.
Yay! I get to be with Shadow! XD
"I want to go!" Karla says.
"No!" Shadow yelled, pushing her to the ground.
"Whatever." Shadow says as we walk out the door.
While we were just walking around the city,I noticed how awesome it looked! There were stores,cars,people,everything!
Ah, they're in Generic Town, in Genericopia.
As we continued to walk,I saw a store with cute puppies and kittens.
I run up to it getting a closer look.
"Come on Lacey! No stalling!" Shadow said irritated.
I then notice that there were clothes in there. A bit small,but clothes none the less. I also saw some toys and people cutting the animal's hair.
I'm a bit more interested in the cages.
"Hey Shadow is this like a fashion place for our kind?" I ask.
No, the Idiot Shop is down the street.
"Of course not! Its a pet shop-I mean yes. Yes it is."
"Cool! Can I go in?" I ask.
"Yeah,sure. Go right on in. I'll be else where in the mean time. Stay out of trouble. and I'll be here in an hour. Bye." Shadow says as he disappearsin a green flash.
"Cool!" I say.
"Your stupid." Karla laughed.
Why would you want Lacey's stupid? You've already got plenty of your own.
"Oh like your any smarter." I say as we walk in.
I look and see lots of cozy looking things. Toys,little beds,these weird looking necklaces that have a metal tag on them. This place looked interesting!
"Wow! This place is full of pretty animal stuff!" Karla says happily right before madly saying."I HATE this place!"
I HATE this story.
I still HATE this story.
As we were walking around,an employee came towards us.
"Hey can I help you two-" He stopped as he pointed a finger at me.
"You." He said.
"You're the naked OC! AHHHHHHH!"
Yes me! Whose asking? X)
Ya know there's only so many jokes you can make out of bad spelling.
"Your the one on the news. Get back you psycho!" He then started to back away towards the phone on the wall.
Yay! My first fan! XD
And the only one you're ever gonna get.
As he reached from the phone,another employee comes and grabs his hand and says.
"Easy there. She's hanging with the Sonic crew. Plus in a way,she's like a celebrity. That can attract more costumers."
After he said that he came up to me and said
"Hmmm what breed are you?"
"Huh?" I ask as he walks around me looking.
"By the looks of it,you must be a Dachshund."
"I'm a what?"
(For those of you who might not know,a Dachshund is just another word for 'Weenie dog')
Really, Ms.? Oh, I can't wait to tell my friends at preschool!
Karla started snickering for some reason.
She knows something that I don't! T_T
I'd think you'd be used to people knowing more than you by now.
He then grabs my wrist and walks me over to the lady who was working on the animals hair.
"Allow us to give free service." He says.
The service is free. But then they charge you for the shampoo, the water, electricity used for the blow drier, the chair, standing...
She looks up at me and says
"Wow,what a pretty looking dachshund."
Seriously! What's a dachshund? XO
A creature that does not deserve to have its name soiled by being compared to you.
She then sat me down on a chair and shampooed my hair,dried it,put some weird spray on it,combed it,painted and clipped my nails,which REALLY hurts,
Yay, the OC is in pain!
brushed my teeth,and lastly puts a HUGE pink bow on my head.
So big, it made her fall through the floor.
"All done. Since your a long haired dachshund,I decided to
curl your hair instead of cutting it." The lady said.
Karla looks at me and starts Laughing and pointing at me.
"Loser! You look so retarded! Hahahaha! Man your stupid." Karla said laughing.
Well, you've got to listen to her, Lacey. I mean, those insults just scream "Intelligence" and "Maturity".
I run to a small mirror and yelled when I saw myself.
"There's a moron blocking me in the mirror!"
As I turn around facing her,I growl and shake my entire body,managing to get all the things off,and my hair back to normal.
"Your not pleased?" Asked the same guy employee who called me a dachshund.
"No!" I say hearing Karla giggle in the background.
We were about to leave,but then the employee says
And then, well, you know.
"Wait! At least take a look at the accessories! There free for you!"
That got my full attention.
"Free you say?" I ask with a smirk.
"The sign that says "Free"! It's yours!"
and I know just what you need." He says walking us to a shelf.
"Lets see now. A dachshund would love a tennis ball. and a fluffy bed,a chew toy. and a dog collar." The employee says as he handed us all those things.
WAIT! A WHAT? XO
What'd you think he meant by accessories? A nun chuck and a Kinect?
"Dog collar?" I say.
"Yes. All the dogs are wearing them. Its a hot fashion." He says.
By "Dogs", he means OCs. By "Hot fashion", he means the collars shock them if they get out of hand.
"I'm not a dog!"
"Ah yes,I see now. Your a rodent." He says interrupting me.
He then hands us a box with these pellet looking things. I then noticed it had a picture of a RAT on it!
"I'm not a rat!" I yell.
Oh, so you're racist against rats too? You disgust me!
"Hm well how about I give you-"
"No!" Interrupt him. "You will not give me anything! Not if you keep getting my type wrong! Your so stupid
The person who can't grasp the word "You're" is calling someone stupid. It's funny all on its own.
This place is stupid! and I refuse to-HEY WHAT'S THAT?" I ask as he brings out a HUGE clear purple ball.
"A ball big enough for you to walk in. It keeps you from getting into dangers and its lots of fun to play in."
"Really?" I ask interested.
Interested? Hm, interesting name. Heh.
"Yes!" He says.
"SOLD!" I say.
"Dude! Its a giant hamster ball!" Karla says trying to hold in her laugh.
"I have no idea what that is,but I'm loving this ball already!" I say as I roll around in it.
"Retard." She says laughing.
"Your just mad cause you don't have one." I say.
No, leeeeeft. Right leads to a wall.
As we were walking out the door,I saw this cereal box with pictures of bone shaped cereal pieces.
Ya know, I've been trying to figure out what use this moron could possibly have as a solider, but now I know; Target practice.
I then poke my hand out of the lid of the giant ball I was in and took the cereal box with me.
"Yeah!" I say.
"Hey,lets see how fast the ball can roll!" Karla says as she pushes me down the road with all her might.
Lacey was immediately hit by a car. No one stopped to help her, or even swerved to avoid her body.
"Karla no!" I yell,but I was too late.
I was already rolling uncontrollably,tumbling inside the ball yelling as the cereal box roughly hit me in the nose.
As I was tumbling,every now and then I'd see someone get stuck on the outside of the ball and look at me
As the smoke clears,I put my hands against the inside of the ball as I try to get a closer look. I then see Shadow standing there with a gun in his hand,and a wallet in the other. He glares at me as he walks towards me.
"Hi Shadow!" I say jumping and waving as my voice echoes inside the ball.
Shadow then pulled the trigger. The bullet hit her spine, and her death was slow and painful.
"I can't even leave you two for an hour. I'm trying to buy myself a gun here!" Shadow yells as he walks up to me.
"Well I got everything for free!" I say in a cheerful voice.
That's actually another spelling error. She got everything for three thousand dollars.
"Good for you!" He said coldly. "Where's your friend?"
"Here!" Karla yelled as she ran up to us.
"Lets go." Shadow said as he turned around.
"Wait! Aren't you going to pay for that?" I ask pointing at the gun in his hand.
Aren't you going to pay for the dog treats?
He turns his head at the passed out employee. "No. It'd be rude to wake him."
We were once again in front of Tails' house. But I had a hard time fitting through the door way while I was still in my ball. After awhile of failed attempts to fit,Shadow got irritated and
just simply punched me through the door way,leaving the door way damaged. Tails heard me as I crashed into the wall leaving a creator.
"What's going on here!" He yelled.
"Me!" I echo in the ball.
"Huh? Shadow,did you even buy any clothes." Tails asked.
Tails has trouble making his questions sound like questions. Poor guy.
"Nope." He said not caring.
"*Sigh* I figured that would happen. So I went ahead and just ordered some clothes. Hope you like purple Lacey." Tails said a little happy.
"Cool!" I say.
"Cake!" We hear sonic yell.
"Oh yeah,I made you all some sweets. Enjoy!" I say as I take my merchandise to my room.
I'm so used to the random events by now I didn't even notice the cake went nowhere. *Breaks down sobbing*
While Lacey was gone,Sonic was in the kitchen,licking his lips as he had a plate in one hand and a knife in the another.
"Sweet cake,you shall be mine!"
Oh no, he's been exposed for so long he's starting to talk like her!
He said as he dug the knife into the cake,but right on impact,it...screamed?
"AHHHHHH!" It screamed.
"I'm in a crappy fanfic! AHHHHH!"
"Ahhhh!" Sonic yelled dropping the knife onto the floor.
"AHHHHH! WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? AHHHH! THE PAIN!"
"Ahhhhh! Screaming cake!"
Ya know, this means they have to get clothes for the cake now.
That felt good
"AHHHHHHHH! TELL MY KIDS I LOOOVE THEM! AHHHHH!"
"Daddy!" The two cupcakes yelled.
"AHHHHH!" The cake yelled right before jumping off the table and falling to his death.
Man, even the food in this fic is moronic.
Funny how that rhythms. Heh.
Sonic just stared in complete amusement.
"What the h**l?" Sonic heard Shadow say.
He turns around and sees everyone but Lacey and realizes they saw the whole thing just by the looks on their faces.
So they can convey "Did that really just happen? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you, author?" through only a facial expression? I'm impressed.
"Aw poor cake. I WANT TO EAT IT!" Karla said walking up to it.
And thus ends our ten lines of OC free bliss. Wait, would the cake count as an OC?
Lacey's Pov again
"Hey guys,hows the ca-uh...what happened to my cake?" I ask as I walk up to the table.
It couldn't take the knowledge that you were its creator and jumped to its death.
"Uh...nothing." Said Sonic.
"Lacey what did you do to it?" Tails asked.
"Uh I don't know. Milk,water-"
"You were suppose to keep the water off at all times! Don't you watch the news? Where did you get milk? We're all out last I checked."
"The news is boring. and I got the milk from your lab."
"I don't keep milk in my lab Lacey."
"Oops." I say as I gulped down a cupcake,I could have sworn it screamed on the way down. Oh well!
"Cupcake!" Yelled Karla as she too gulped down a cupcake.
A moment of silence for those cupcakes.
"No more cooking with stuff from my lab! Understood?" Tails asked.
"Fine." I say.
"You will all die!" We heard someone yell.
We look to see a small cupcake.
Well, if it was big it wouldn't be a cupcake, now would it?
"I shall destroy you all!" It yelled. "Or my name isn't Chaos! Mwahahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahaha! Mwahahahaha-AHHHH!" The Chaos cupcake yelled as it was punched flat into the table by Shadow.
Shadow did not just defeat the god of destruction with his fist. Shadow did not just defeat the god of destruction with his fist. Shadow did not just defeat the god of destruction with his fist. SHADOW DID NOT JUST DEFEAT THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION WITH HIS FIST!
"You just can't do anything right." Shadow said right before he left to his own room.
You heard him, author.
I bet he's going to polish his gun! X)
No, he's going to use his gun for...Other purposes.
"Yum!" I say as I eat the flattened dessert. "Chaos taste good!"
It feels even better...
"Man your stupid! You can't even make a simple cake." Karla said trying not to laugh.
"Hey! It still tasted good!" I said.
We then hear a knock at the side of the huge damaged gaping door way. We look to see a very happy giggling Amy
holding a rolled up piece of paper.
"Hey Sonic,its for you." Shadow snickered.
"Uh no thank you. I'm busy right now." Sonic said trying to leave the scene,but failed when Shadow grabbed him and through him in front of the door.
"Uh h-hey Amy. Hows it going? Heh heh." Sonic said a little uneasy.
"We're getting married!" Amy song sang as she waved the paper in his face.
"What? No we're not!"
"Yes we are! You agreed to!" She sang again as she gave Sonic the paper.
"Amy, this is a prescription for rash cream," Sonic said.
He unwraps the paper to see the same thing he saw when he was becoming a member on the Sonic fan website. He then sees in the middle of the HUGE agreement from the website in highlighted words 'Will Marry Amy Rose hedgehog by all means'.
Kind of makes you wonder what stupid as hell completely unrelated crap is in this forum's agreement...
"Aw crud." He said.
"Say I Do!" Amy sang as she puckered up,now in a wedding dress.
Sounds like a lame song.
"NEVER!" Sonic yelled as he sped away to where ever,leaving smoke and the sounds of an engine.
"Hey Amy,why don't you stay in the honeymoon suite over there?" Asked Shadow snickering as he pointed to Sonic's room.
"Ok!" She cheered as she dashed over to his room slamming the door.
"This outta be good." Said Knuckles as he smirked.
And Knuckles emerges from the kitchen cupboard to say something.
"You guys are all mean! Now whose going to help me fix the door?" Asked Tails.
Not many know of the complicated science of Hingology. Tails and Sonic both having a good level of knowledge in the field was a one in a million chance.
Everyone walks away to their own rooms slamming their doors and locking them.
*Sigh* Tails said as he left to Home Depot.
"Asterisk, sigh, asterisk."
Wonder when Sonic's coming back '~'
Canon Sonic? He was never here. Punch Bag Sonic? Next chapter.
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I was doing it BEFORE it was mainstream.
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Jun 18 2012, 03:52 PM
That cake was the most interesting character in this entire fic.
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Jun 19 2012, 04:16 PM
It was late at night,around three I think,when I heard the front door close.
So Tails DID fix the door! XD
I open my door to see Sonic sneaking into the house carrying some things. I can't really tell due to it being dark.
But it looked vaguely maraca shaped. And...Is that a snow globe?
So to not blow my cover
I ran down the stairs, screaming.
I slowly walk down the stairs and just sit back with a pillow underneath the stair case.
If it was good enough for Harry Potter, it's too good for your OC.
Yeah,my room is up stairs! How lucky am I! XD
She lives in an upstairs room. Good, more information for the sniper.
Anyhow,I just laid back and watched him for a few hours,and might I say he was doing weird things. First he mixed this instant drying cement with a whole lot of super glue and put that on his bedroom door.
"See guys, Sonic's on the bottom floor and my OC's on the top floor! See what I did there!? See what I did there!?"
Then placed heavy chains over it. Then plastered tar over that,along with rocks. Then lastly got a huge paint brush and just simply painted it all the same color as the wall.
What Sonic didn't realize was that the OC was inside, not outside.
A HUGE lump on the wall that is the same color...yeah its VERY convincing! '~'
Contrary to what you'd assume, that's not sarcasm. She's just that stupid.
He then turns around and notices me watching in the dark.
She had turned on the light to help her see better in the dark.
"Uhhh..." Was all he could say.
"That's one lumpy wall. Don't you think?" I ask.
"You saw nothing!" He whispered sternly.
"Fine then." I say as I get up and leave.
The next morning I wake up to an earthquake,or so I thought.
Tell the earthquake to be quiet, I'm trying to riff!
Turns out it was only Amy trying to break through the door. I decide to ignore it,but found it impossible after the vibrations made a light bulb fall on my head.
*rubs head* Ow. B/
Wow, even vibrations hate this kit.
Actually, it's more like "Ugh, freak!".
the light in the kitchen was turning on and off by it's self then just burned out just now. That's not right. Yeah it REALLY happened just now.
I refuse to believe it, burnt out light bulbs are just a myth.
This isn't Lacey talking. This is me Moonshine92 saying this.
And I'm not actually a robot, I just took the name of one. I am a human. Don't mix that up. You all got that? You sure? Want me to repeat it just to be safe?
*Looks at dark kitchen* yeah...that's jacked up.)
Uh, no, no it's not. It's actually pretty normal.
Anyhow I got out of bed and walked to the kitchen,and found Shadow and Sonic in there. Sonic was digging in the cabinets and grabbed the box of cereal I got from that store the other day.
"Cereal the shape of bones!
For people who like eating bones. Like, cannibals and...Others.
Sweet!" Sonic said as he poured some into a bowl with milk and began eating it.
"Man this stuff is awesome!" He said.
Tails then walks in and gets some pancake mix going,when he noticed the cereal box on the table.
"Uh...what you eating there?" He asked,sounding a little grossed out for some reason.
They're dog treats, just say it already!
"This awesome cereal!" Sonic said happily.
Shadow then smirked as he grabbed the box and as he looked at it,he began laughing to himself.
Wonder what's so funny. 8)
He's probably thinking back to that time he slammed Tails against a wall.
He then began reading the back of the box
"Help Fred Flintstone find his way to the Fruity Pebbles."
"Warning,may contain limes disease,mono,rabies,cancer,aids,
Uh...Um...I...Am pretty sure that doesn't work that way.
Oh, the horror.
unidentified substances,and worms. Product company is not responsible for death,stroke,seizures,
Consider this payback for Hyper Sonic!
blindness,loss of hearing,loss of taste,hair loss,
So, no risk there.
heart worms,or extreme mono."
So it's all good, Sonic. I've seen medicine with more warnings.
"Shadow,stop trying to scare Sonic." Tails said.
"Eh...as much as I'd love to be doing that,I'm actually not trying this time." Shadow said handing Tails the box.
"Hey," Tails said. "Someone drew on this thing with crayon."
(What the heck man! The light came back on! Hey light! I thought you burned out!)
Does this look like Twitter to you?
Tails then reads the box and sweat drops as he sees the following. Sonic sees that and begins to panic right before passing out face first into the bowl.
No, don't do that, Sonic. You're supposed to induce vomiting. Here, look at this picture of Lacey.
"No worries Sonic." Shadow says as he pushed him onto the floor with a smirk as a huge mess was made. "I wont let you drown."
Shadow's in the habit of letting Sonic drown?
"Help me clean this up Shadow." Tails said as he got a towel.
"I got to...check in with important business on the laptop." He said getting up.
That important business involved fan art, if you know what I mean.
...This fic is screwing with my mind!
"*Sigh* Never mind,I'll get it." Tails said.
"Aw poor Tails.
The skewed priorities of a moron. Come on, Eggman shows more care for Sonic!
I'll make breakfast to make you feel better!" I say cheerfully.
"NO!" Everyone in the entire house yelled.
Dang tough crowd =l
"Even I can cook better than you!" Karla says.
"And I only have one hand!"
"So what!" I say as I walk into the living room and plop on the couch.
"So bored." I say as I flip through the channels.
"Yes!" I hear Shadow say as he closes the laptop.
"I won the bidding on a Dreamcast!"
I walk over to him and ask
"Where you going?"
Shadow: The bathroom.
"None of your business." Shadow said firmly as he walked over to his room.
"Ugh. What happened?"
You slipped on an ice cube.
I hear Sonic say behind me.
I turn to see him covered in milk and cereal.
We missed a rather interesting incident with some Cookie Crisp, apparently.
"You past out."I say happily.
Aw, don't let it go now. You were doing such a great job keeping your hatred subtle and contained.
"Huh? Whatever. So um whats Shadow so happy for?" He asks.
"Beats me." I say shrugging.
"It's a very good stress reliever for him."
"He was just happy to see his laptop and left."
"Hm...happy to see his laptop huh?" Sonic says as he opens it.
"Uh Sonic,your not suppose to touch the laptop."
And you're not supposed to steal, be a jerk, destroy things, and smile at the pain of others, but you do it anyway!
"No worries. Hm...looks like Shadow got a good deal on some hard metal concert tickets. Cool!"
Yet somehow this draws no in-story mocking.
"Sonic,you don't even like hard metal."
"Nonsense,I'm very fond of it!"
"Since I keep destroying it in the form of robots!"
"Oh yeah? What's your favorite band?"
"Or your favorite song?"
"Uhh...I forgot ok!"
"Oh what do you know? Your not even a year old!"
"Shut up already! I can't even hear the TV!" Karla yelled.
That's because you never turned it on.
Just then Shadow walked out his room holding a phone,a wallet,keys,and some tickets.
Shadow's room was where lost items went.
"I'm out." He says as he goes to the garage.
Right behind you.
"So am I." Sonic said as he went to the door after Shadow closed it.
"Sonic,I doubt he wont notice you." I say.
I just love how this imp gains common sense just long enough to make Sonic look stupid.
"That's where this comes in hand."
Sonic says as he pulled out a small vile from his quills.
"What does that do?" I ask.
"Turns things invisible!" He yells as he runs out.
As Sonic ran outside,he poured the liquid in the vile on himself,and instantly was
Covered in potion. It's drinkable.
"Sweet!" He says as he noticed the garage door open.
"Here we go." He says as he ran up to the car,jumping on the top of it right before it sped off.
Inside the car,Shadow was talking on his cell while driving.'
"I think someone just dropped a rock on my car."
"No...It was no problem at all...Yeah I have the tickets...Don't worry,I'm sure you look great...Yeah,I'll pick you up...bye."
Captain, I see a ship off the port side!
Things were going well in the car,however on the outside was a different story.
"Bla! Bleh! Gross!" Sonic yelled as he struggled to hang on while getting bugs in the face.
"Bleh! This better be worth it! Ahhh!" sonic screamed as a HUGE beetle
splattered all over his face.
And Shadow's deaf!
After awhile the car finally stopped at a house.
"Huh?" Sonic said as he tried to see who was walking towards the car.
Due to the bug guts covering his vision,all he could see was white ish pinkish blur go into the car right before it sped off yet again.
...Amy and Silver's secret love child?
MANY BUG GUTS and YELLIING LATER
IT'S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SHADOW IS STILL DEAF!
They have finally made it to the concert parking lot and were walking off. "Oh thank goodness." Sonic said as he quietly followed.
As soon as the tickets where given and they were allowed inside,the noise practically punched Sonic in the face.
Noise: Sorry about that. I was expecting Lacey to follow them.
"Wow!" He said as he rubbed his ears
"I can barely hear my own voice!" He tried yelling over the crowd with no success.
"Aw man! I lost the two!" Sonic said as he tried looking for Shadow and the mystery girl.
BACK AT TAILS' HOUSE,BACK TO LACEY'S POV
BACK TO THE OLD GRIND
"Karla! Karla? Karla! KAAAAAAARRRLAAA!" I yell. "I need you! Karla please! I-I can't reach the TV remote!"
Guys, I can't continue this mock. Typing's too much work.
Still no response.
Which implies she's been doing this for a while. I'd like to think it’s been going on for hours.
"Keep it down Lacey. Karla said she and Sonic where going to grab a bite." Tails said.
Oh no, now vampires are coming into this pile of garbage.
"Uh Tails,why would Sonic go ANYWHERE with her?
Same reason you're still staying with him; Horrible brain damage from when he got sucked into a black hole.
Plus he went to follow Shadow to some concert." I say.
Tails then froze realizing Karla was lying. He then ran to his lab and came back and tossed me a metal block.
"Follow me. It's an extreme gear.
Lets go find Karla." Tails said.
(For those of you haven't played 'Sonic Riders',extreme gear are these types of traveling devises. Example: hovering skate board looking things,hover skates,hovering motorcycles,and flying gears.)
Not Badly Worded Explanation: Pick something that would be ridden during an X Games event. Make it hover. Congrats, you now have Extreme Gear.
YEEEAAHHHH!" I yell as we zoom past some people.
She then fell flat on her face. It's not so simple an OC can do it.
Turns out I REALLY love extreme gear! You just throw the block on the floor and POOF its extreme gear!
Sometimes something goes wrong though, and it ends up POOFing into cheese.
Mine's a flying gear called Angel/Devil. (Angel/Devil is a flying type gear that can either have a gear change with white wings or black wings. The wings help the gear to glide farther.)
Something tells me this kit gets Devil every time.
"Careful now Lacey. These gears are extremely advanced." Tails said.
What Tails doesn't know is that this warning is coming too late. She already died, this is just her ghost refusing to allow peace to return to the land.
"Whatever...CANDY SHOP!" I yell as I zoom faster.
"Lacey no wait!" I hear Tails yell behind me.
"Gear change!" I yell.
Congrats, you got more durability. Go nuts.
"Sweet! I got black wings!
I see candy flying! '~'
"Are you dead? Please, please, be dead!"
AN HOUR LATER
"Again,very sorry officer.
Generic Town has the slowest police force in history.
We were just looking for a friend and she just got overly excited. Very sorry." Tails said as he paid a ticket the officer gave him.
"Just don't ever let it happen again Mr. Prower." He said.
Yeah, cause that was totally Tails' fault.
"Don't worry officer,she'll never ride one again." Tails said.
Too bad he didn't know I later on become a highly skilled gear rider when I'm also later on a jewel thief. XD (A later on story. Be patient.)
*Looks at her profile* Oh thank god, it's not there!
"Come on Lacey." Tails says as I hop on his hovering yellow board.
For now I'll just have to share a gear with Tails. =(
BACK WITH SONIC
"Ahhhh! My ears!" Sonic yelled as the crowd cheered while the band played.
"Dude! How are you all NOT hurting in the ears?" He yelled. "Well maybe it's almost over."
"Anchor! Anchor!" The crowd yelled as the band played more.
Uh, sure, if you insist;
Don't worry, Sonic. It's just an anchor, it doesn't come with water.
BACK WITH LACEY
"Tails,I'm bored!" I say as we hover over the city still looking for Karla.
"Count the lines on the road as we pass them," Tails said.
"Just wait Lacey. We have to find Karla before she gets into trouble."
I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why the hell you're hanging out with her in the first place.
"I really doubt she could...oh wait..yeah she could." I say.
"Well you knew her best. Where would she more likely go?" Tails asks.
"Hmmmmm..lets see...well she did really like shovels." I say.
"Hmmm,looks like we're going to a gardening store." Tails says.
Oh how boring! XO
Nonsense, there are so many sharp and fun things at gardening stores. I'll have a blast!
MANY HOURS LATER
What, did they sit there and wait for the wind to carry the Gears?
"No,I'm sorry sir. There was no ferret that entered my store." The gardening store owner said.
"You lucky soul, you."
well bye then." Tails said as we left the place.
"Aw man its starting to already get late." He said as we noticed the sun wasn't as bright.
Hm, I'm not sure. Hey, Lacey, take a good long look for us?
"Well maybe she went back to the house." I say.
"Wouldn't hurt to check." Tails said as we zoomed back.
BACK WITH SONIC
'Finally it over!' Thought Sonic as he was following Shadow and the girl to the car.
'Can't wait to get home!' Sonic thought as he jumped on the car.
You know the concert sucked if he wants to get back to that hell hole.
"That was awesome!" Said the mystery girl.
Note how masterfully the author avoids saying this chick's name.
"Yeah it was." Shadow said as they drove off.
BACK AT HOME
"Karla?" Tails says as we search the house.
"No sign of her." I say popping my head out of the fridge.
"*Sigh* how did I get stuck with this life?" Tails asks.
You were Lacey in previous life.
"Hm,I'm only guessing but,maybe it's because you let
Just then we hear the car drive into the garage.
"Did Shadow take my car?" Asked Tails.
"Well yeah. It's not like he'd take his motorcycle. It might get dirty." I say.
"Not now Lacey."
"Tails said, making a mental note to dump some mud on the motorcycle later. He hated to do it, but Shadow was too far gone."
Hm I'm starting to think that I might be annoying...NAH!
Aw, you're not annoying, Lacey...You're soul crushingly unbearable and every thought in your head, sound you make, or action you perform makes me think up new and painful fates for you. My favorite so far is roboticization.
"I'm back!" We hear Sonic yell as the door opened.
"Uh where are you?" Tails asked.
"Oh yeah,I turned invisible." Sonic said.
"You got in my lab again didn't you?"
"Hi Shadow!" I say cheerfully as he walks in.
Just then he punches invisible Sonic right before we see a huge crater in the wall.
"Don't think I didn't know you were there faker!" He yelled. "I hope you enjoyed the the bugs!"
Ooh he's good. =)
He heard a guy screaming, then did nothing. It really isn't that hard.
Tails then poured a bucket of water on Sonic,making him visible again.
"Have either of you seen Karla?" Tails asked.
"WHAAAT?" Asked Sonic. "The concert really jacked my ears!"
"But it had a delayed reaction, cause I heard you just fine earlier!"
"Shadow,have you seen Karla?" Tails asked.
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to thank every god in existence for that."
"What are we suppose to do?" Tails asked a little worried.
"You want me to moo?" Asked Sonic.
Just then Amy walked in the kitchen.
Is there, like, a tunnel these people are coming up from?
"Sonic! I can't believe you left me all alone! What am I to you?" She said angered.
Sonic: A stalker.
"Moo!" Sonic said.
"*gasp!* How dare you!" Amy said right before slapping him to the ground.
Revealing that it was, in fact, a cardboard cutout.
"Hahahahahahahahaha!" I laughed.
"Dude! Not cool!" He said.
"Guys! We really have to find Karla!" Tails said. "Please!"
"I kind of promised this pink horse she could have her..."
"Ok fine I'll help you." Shadow said as they both took off outside.
I found this as a perfect time to play on Shadow's laptop.
At first I was just looking at pics on Google images,
Safe search off.
when Sonic got all excited saying
"I got my hearing back!"
"Good for you." I say unamused.
Just then I got ran down by Amy as she says
"I need the laptop!"
I look to see she was Goggling Sonic on images.
"Really?" I say annoyed.
"No one's allowed to touch Shadow's laptop!"
"Hush! He's my hero! He's my man! He's my everything! He's my-..."
I look to see that she found the pics Shadow posted of Sonic when we gave him a makeover.
"You were saying?" I ask trying not to laugh.
"Oh my, he's so cute!" Amy smiled, shocking Lacey.
"I-I can't believe it! He stepped out the closet without even telling me!" She yelled.
You locked him in a closet? Come on, that's just horrible! And who has a makeup closet any-Oh, you mean that other closet? Yeah, those gays, always...Wearing makeup to bed and taking pictures in their sleep? Is this an Amy revenge fic now, is the author trying to say she's a moron?
Boy did I have a hard time not laughing. XD
Why are you holding it back now? We already know you're a cruel heartless demon, why pretend to not be one?
Just then Sonic walked in the living room and plopped on the couch.
Run, dude. Just run.
I giggle even harder.
Amy then walks up to him a clears her throat.
He looks up at her.
"Yeah?" He asks.
"Sonic...I-I can't do this,even if you love me and all.
Uh, I think you're confused as to what being gay means.
"Amy I never loved you-"
"This just isn't going to work."
"There was never anything between us-"
"Sonic we need to split."
"Uh we were never a couple-"
"we must split. Since you don't go that way."
"What are you-"
"Now that I know that your not interested in girls,I now see we're not meant to be."
Ya know, I'd think Amy would keep going after him. Think she can "Change him" and all that.
"It over Sonic."
"What? I mean,YES!-I mean...uh,nooo." Sonic said pretending to be upset.
"I'm sorry. It's best we don't talk for awhile." Amy said as she left the house.
As soon as the door closed Sonic cheered
Sonic, shush! The OC will hear you and take away your happiness!
Just then Tails and Shadow walk in.
"Well?" I ask.
"Nothing." They say.
But our questions were answered as Karla walked in the door holding a dog. A Pomeranian to be exact. (For those of you who don't know,a Pomeranian is a small fluffy dog. Like London Tipton's dog.)
I am ashamed to say I know who that is.
"Hi guys! I'm back!" She said cheerfully.
Sonic and Tails stared in horror at the anthro she'd kidnapped.
"Where were you?" Asked Tails.
"I was around town,then got this dog. Her name is Bittsy!" Karla said with a big smile as she held up the dog.
A...dog?" Tails said a little nervous.
"A little nervous."
"I don't think it's a good idea to keep a dog here-"
"SHE'S STAYING!" Yelled Karla as she pulled out her shovel.
"NO, SHE'S NOT!" Yelled Sonic before he drop kicked Karla out of the house.
"Ahh! Ok,fine! Just take care of it." Tails said backing away.
"So why the name Bittsy?" I ask.
"Cause she dose this awesome trick. Bittsy! Bittsy!" Karla commanded right before Bittsy coughed up a finger that was left in bits.
It was Karla's, the dog is on our side!
Oh gosh why? o.O
I was just thinking the same thing.
"Aw can I pet it?" Sonic asked as he walked up to it.
"Hey Sonic you should HUG it!" Shadow said trying to hold in his laughter.
Yep, Shadow's officially gone.
"Ok!" Sonic said excitedly as he reached down for the dog.
And then stabbed it.
AN EXTREMELY PAINFUL HOUR LATER
Hour? No, it's been hours! Wait, you didn't mean for me, did you?
"Ahhhh! My eye!" Sonic yelled as he was 'gently' DROPPED on the table.
Hedgehog's tails have a psychic connection with their eyes.
When he tried to pet Bittsy,she attack.
Really? I couldn't tell!
It was pretty bad. But long story short,Bittsy left Sonic's quills shredded. He's lucky he has quills,otherwise he just might have needed a face transplant. Ow.
"Dose this hurt?" Knuckles asked with a smirk as he thumped Sonic's even more swollen eye.
Knuckles is gone too. In hindsight, I should have seen it coming when he started living under their floor boards.
"Ahh! Yes you idiot!" Sonic yelled in pain.
"How bout this?" Shadow asked as he pinched hard on Sonic's ear.
"Ahhh! Stop!" He begged.
"Man I'm loving this!" Shadow said.
"Guys,out! Give him a rest." Tails said as he pushed them away.
"Fine." They say disapointed.
"Disapointed." Though I'm not sure why they're saying it, since it's not a word.
"Hey wait!" Sonic said.
"What?" They asked.
"I know who you took to the concert." Sonic said with a smirk.
"Don't go there faker." Shadow said firmly as he made a step forward.
"Don't." Tails said in fear as he jumped in between them.
"You can't stop me now Shadow! Looks like the Ultimate Lifeform has been caught with a heart!" Sonic yelled.
He cut her heart out?
With this author, I rule out nothing.
"What you mean? I ask confused.
"'You' is a word used to refer to a person a speaker is addressing.
"I mean,I saw Shadow with-Ahhhh!" Sonic yelled as Bittsy was attacking him yet again.
Ooh that HAS to hurt! XD
Tune in next chapter! Whenever it comes! XD
It's like she's mocking me.
This post has been edited by Ergo: Sep 22 2012, 07:08 PM
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Jun 20 2012, 06:06 AM
*Sigh* ok so,I know you were all expecting a new chapter,some of you I have made a promise to even put some oc's in. But I'm just a little blue at the moment.
So that's what happened to my blue hair dye!
But I'm just a little blue at the moment. Because of what day it is,12-20-11.
"And SEGA still hasn't officially killed Sonic!"
It reminds me of lost faces. (Don't worry,no one died.) But um this wont be a funny Lacey chapter if that's what you were hoping for.
"So I suggest you go watch Unsolved Mysteries. Hilarious!"
But no worries,
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful-
that chapter WILL come.
After all,I have a word to keep. Expect 2 visiting oc's in the next REAL chapter. But anyhow you DON'T have to read this...
Unlike the others, which you have to read or she will sneak into your house and kill you in your sleep!
So you decided to hear my blue story huh? Well keep in mind that this is a TRUE story.
With walking, talking, clothes wearing animals.
However I will use Sonic characters in this story for you Sonic lovers. =)
As opposed to using Sonic characters because, ya know, it's Sonic fanfiction.
So here's what happened last year at 12-20-10. It was December you see,and the whole school was excited about it being the last day of school before Christmas break. Well this was also my 2nd year of 8th grade(for those of you who didn't know,I flunked 8th grade in 2010.).
I'm shocked! You made it past third grade?
All my old friends from my original class where across the street in the high school building.
Hiding from her.
I kinda missed them. (Notice I said MISSED instead of MISS.
Actually, I didn't notice. I'm waaay too used to your spelling errors to notice.
I'll explain later.).
Not only that but there was this guy.
"I enjoyed stalking him!"
We were really close friends. We kinda liked each other,even though we broke up. Not because we wanted to,but because we had to. Really we wanted to be back together,but we figured things would get better later on.
"I promised I would go to therapy, get help for my problems. But I kept putting it off. I tried lying, but he always found out when he wore a blue shirt and I attacked him."
But since I was no longer with them,it was harder to ever see them,to ever see him. So what we always did,was go to school a little early,so we could sit at the breakfast tables and just talk,like we use to,along with some other friends of mine. My current friends weren't there though,they just acquaintances then. But I remember that day so well.
Oh, do you? What were the lunch ladies wearing? What color were the socks of the seventeenth kid that came in?
Me:Lacey the ferret
The guy:Manic hedgehog
Ok, so what's his name?
(It's because they both love the drums.)
Oh man, she's even getting to Sonic Underground! No canon is safe anymore!
Friends:Amy Rose,Fiona Fox,NICOLE,
Her space bar feels lonely.
Wave,Rouge,and whoever I can think of later on.
Great preplanning there!
It was a cold morning since it snowed yet again over the night,I woke up with tired eyes as I felt the cold morning air touch me as my mom yanked my blankets off me.
"Without the blankets, I could feel that it was a cold morning. Did I mention that it was a cold morning?"
"Get up." She said in a happy voice. "Last day till break. Plus you get out of school early."
I groaned as she left closing the door. Yes it may have been the last day,but doesn't mean I like waking up so early.
Come on, up up! The early ferret gets the meat!
'early' I thought as I jumped out of bed to hurry and get dressed.
'I mustn't be late...again'
"Mustn't." Because, as known by all, adolescents think in quite a sophisticated manner.
I had been late lately to see Manic. Although he said it was ok,I could tell he was
THANK GOD, SHE'S FINALLY WEARING CLOTHES!
I opened my dresser and took out my little black and silver flip phone.
"Everyone always laughed at me for having such an out dated piece of trash."
I press the side button to see the front screen on the outside show a text. It was from Manic
'Good morning =)' It said.
What a creative dude.
I text back saying
"hve u finished that snic dart bored yet?"
'Are you ready for today?'
'Yeah I am. Can't wait till vacation!'
'Cool. Well I got you something'
'Ooh! What is it? XD'
"A one way ticket to some place far away from here!"
'You'll have to come and see it'
Hm,a surprise huh? =)
Nah, your parents just wouldn't let them have the intervention at your house.
'When will you get there?'
'I don't know.'
'Well that really helps (sarcasm)'
'Hey,don't worry. I wont be late this time.'
'Ok well bye.'
I look at the time,it was 6:30.
"Not too bad."
"Usually it takes me hours to get dressed."
I usually would get to school at around 7:30,so I had plenty of time to spare. I spend that time getting my things ready,eat a little snack,and just sit in the living room,waiting for it to be 7:30. I ended up snoozing a little until mom woke me up.
"Lacey,your messing up your hair,wake up,it's time to go to school. And put on your jacket,don't you know it's been snowing?" She said as she handed me my TOO BIG jacket. (*sigh* mom had a thing for ALWAYS buying me a HUGE winter jacket that was 2 sizes too big it seemed,plus me being small for my age doesn't help. Xo)
'Oh no! I didn't over sleep did I?' I looked and press the button on the side of my phone. It said 7:27.
'*sigh* still time.' I thought in relief as I followed my mom to the car.
Ok, you remember a lot of details about the day, we believe you, can you stop dragging this out?
As we drove off,I just had a hard time containing myself. I was REALLY anxious to see what Manic got for me.
Strange,since the day I first stepped foot into Pre-K,I was the reject no one EVER wanted to be around
"Just because I ranted on and on about my life and attacked anyone and anything that reminded me of Sonic!"
(most of my friends from my original class were NOT the best. But that's all I had at the moment.).
Her Old Friends: Love you too, jerk!
Much less a GUY. All those years of people giving me the cold shoulder,and now someone cares about me? Wow,how this is a turning point. The funny part is that Manic and I were enemies for the longest time,
always causing trouble for each other,but now we ended up liking each other. I'd say how THAT happened,but then it would only make this flashback longer than it needs to be.
If only she'd kept that in her head for the rest of this.
Mom drops me off in front of the building. I walk inside,but before I walk into the cafeteria,I take off my HUGE jacket and stuff it in my backpack.
'*Sigh* don't want to be seen in THAT.'
A sigh? Right, cause if someone saw you in the coat they might snicker at you! Oh, you poor unfortunate soul!
I then put on a black hoodie I had hidden in my back pack.
"I'd had to take a few final homework assignments out to make room, but it was worth avoiding the possible snickers!"
I walk into the cafeteria,the noise of many kids of different ages all talking at once.
It was hard to carry a conversation when everyone was trying to say something at the same time.
I walk all the way to the end to my round table. It was empty.
'Good no one took it this time'
As I walk over to it I see a huge group at a round table farther away. I recognized Manic there. They were all leaning against the table looking at something. I hear one of the girls,Wave,say "Awwwww!"
I'm going to try and entertain myself by taking Wave's presence as evidence that they're in a juvenile detention center. *Imagines bars on the windows and guards glaring at them*
'Wonder what's so cute? Nah! Mustn't eavesdrop,I'm sure Manic will tell me anyways when he gets here. *Looks at clock on a microwave a few feet away*
*Rolls eyes at author's inability to realize that this is a story, not a forum*
7:30,he'll be here shortly.'
I look up to see him walking over,but he's not alone. The group was with him.
'Hmmm...what's going on? What's he up to?'
"Hey." He said with a smile as he took a seat by me. (every time he'd sit by me,he'd make me feel tiny. He was 6ft8 while I was/am 5ft2. Guess whose older,that's right...ME! By 3 days. Shocker.)
Oh my gosh, it's Bella in ferret form!
He then puts a rectangular black box with a red bow wrapped around it on the table.
"Open it now Lacey!" Amy yelled.
"Ok I will." I say.
I'm no idiot,
of course I'll open the box,no one has to tell me!
As I start to open it,I kinda struggle.
'Man this dang box wont open! Am I opening it the wrong way?'
I turn it over as I try to open it again.
"Oh my gosh." Manic said in a playful manner as if to sound annoyed.
He then tries to take it out of my hands to open it.
"No,I can do it!" I say as I pull it back.
"No you can't." He said trying not to laugh.
So we start fight over it,but in the end I was the one to open it.
Thanks for resolving that quickly, I was on the edge of my seat.
"Ha!" I say as I look inside the box.
I see a silver colored heart necklace with little designs on it,the chain was interesting,it looked as if little silver stones were mashed together. It came with matching dangling heart earrings.
"Wow,cool. Thanks!" I say.
"Put it on Lacey! Take off your necklace your wearing now!" Amy said in a loud cheerful voice. (I had this metal dolphin necklace made of rubber with metal on it.)
Ok,don't have to tell me twice.
"I am,ok." I say as I put it on.
I then grab for the earrings.
"Take off your earrings!" Amy said.
"I'm not wearing any." I say as I put them on.
"Good!" She said.
The crowd then tells me to turn around,I do so,and they all go
'Ehhh...ok I know who you all are,
Mind explaining to me what the hell half of these people are doing here, then?
but I don't really talk to you guys'
"No one pays attention to meeeeeeee!
Stop paying attention to me, guys!"
A teacher then gets mad and says
"No standing around! Go get to a table or leave!"
They all then leave,well most of them. My original friends stayed,along with some of their newer friends I don't know.
It was strange,since when am I EVER the center of ANY attention. Since when did ANYONE care about what happened in MY life?\
Since you morphed into a ferret.
You do remember you're supposed to be a ferret, right?
Me,Manic,and along with the others at the table talked and goofed off the rest of the time. Manic then looks at the clock,along with everyone else at the table.
I know what that means. The high school started at little bit earlier. Manic and everyone else then get up from their chairs and say bye as they hurry off outside to the high school.
Still in unison.
'*Sigh* I hate how I put him at risk of being tardy for class.'
"But only him, everyone else can get kidnapped on the way over for all I care."
I spend the rest of my time sitting alone till the bell rang. All the junior high students then get up and head to their lockers,then to class.
I don't remember much on that matter,but I do remember my favorite class. I was in English class sitting at the round table in the middle.
You like round tables, don't you?
Wave and Rouge sat with me.
We were all just talking and what not,not much work to do at all.
Wave: After school I'm going to knock off a bank? Wanna come with me?
Our teacher let us do whatever we wanted that day,as long as we didn't kill each other.
Which was actually a normal occurrence.
Then Wave noticed me just playing with my necklace,then said
"Your STILL wearing that?"
"Necklaces and earrings are sooo one hour ago!"
"Yes." I said. Just like me,Manic was considered a reject as well,it shocked people that I cared about him.
"I didn't, really, I just liked the jewelry."
"Let me see." Rouge said.
I showed her my necklace,and they once again went
Expand your vocabulary! I've seen less "Awww"ing over puppies!
Guess that's the word of the day. '~'
Lampshading it doesn't make it go away.
School went by fast. I was already home in no time. I was in my room when I noticed a missed call. It was Amy. I test her asking what she needed to say.
Was it an open ended test or a multiple choice one?
She tells me of a sleepover at Fiona's house. I get permission from my mom and agree to go to Fiona's sleepover. So I pack some things in a small bag,and then called Amy. She said that they would pick me up. So I tell my mom that she didn't have to drive me,but about 10 seconds later Amy calls back saying they got stuck in the snow,so mom ends up driving me over.
"Then they got unstuck, so they could drive me, then they crashed so my mom had to drive, but the crash wasn't serious so they could still drive, then..."
Mom was a little disappointed that I was leaving,cause they were planning on going to Lubbock for family time. But she let go anyways.
So it was pointless and a waste of both your time and mine to write it, then?
She drops me of at the gate of Fiona's house and drives off. Fiona and Amy were already outside.
Freezing to death.
They let me through the gate,and Fiona said
"Let me see your necklace!"
"You gotta see it! It's so cute!" Amy said.
I show them and they both squeal jumping up and down.
'Wow,and just months ago you were trying to keep me away from Manic.'
"Awww! That's so sweet!" Fiona said.
They continue with their talking OUTSIDE IN THE FREAKEN COLD SNOW till I finally say.
"Can we please go inside? I'm freezing!"
We then all walk inside. Little did I know they had a plan. O_o
We go into Fiona's room and just talk,
"Hey Lacey we got you a present!" Amy said.
She then handed me cookies. Yum! XD
Amy: Oh my goooooosshhhh. Come look at these cookies, they're soooooo cute!
"Awwwww," Everyone said, multiple times, while they bounced and giggled.
Then they later on ended up saying
"Lacey let's give you a makeover!"
I'm not a girly girl,
I HATE makeovers.
I say no,but they didn't listen to me. They ended up forcing a makeover! Amy held me down to a chair doing my makeup,
"Clumsily spreading it all over my face."
while Fiona was straightening my hair. I hate the hair straightener! It scares me. Stop laughing!
Xo I tried so hard to break free,but I'm so small. Fiona ended up burning me a few times,while Amy poked my eye with eyeliner. The pain! Xo I did manage to escape a FEW times during the process. But they'd catch me. I'd run out the room,past the hall,half way into the kitchen when they'd get me. I'd hold onto the counter while they'd pull me by my ankles.
I think at this point this can count as some sort of crime. Like, "Make up rape" or something.
I'd be yelling
NO! NO! NO! NOOOOooooooooo!"
Fiona's younger brother were in the living room playing video games,just starring at me. Fiona's older sister NICOLE then comes over and pull my hands off the counter and all 3 of them would drag me back to Fiona's room. After they were done with the makeup and hair fixing,they let me go,but were blocking the door. They were staring at me,thinking.
With their hive mind.
"She needs different clothes!" Amy said.
"Ooh! I know!" Fiona said as she and NICOLE ran out the door and came back with a Mustang blue long sleeve T-shirt.(Our school T-shirts. Which I happen to not like.)
"No thank you." I say. "I'm just fine with MY clothes." I say as I stood in front of a tall mirror.
"You look elmo!" Amy said.
Na na na na, na na na na.
I look again. I see a short sleeve black South Pole shirt,black skinny jeans,rainbow colored cheetah print converse,and a black hoodie.
Notice a distinct lack of the world "Gloves".
'I look just fine!'
"No I don't." I say,but they ignore me yet again.
They then try to pull my shirt off,but I wouldn't let them.
I'd say this is officially going too far into disturbing territory...But it's Lacey, so I'll allow it.
I ended up accidentally punching Amy in the forehead.
So they just put the Mustang shirt over my black one. Then they say I need different shoes.
"No way! I'm happy with my shoes!" I say,
Yeah, cause telling them you didn't want it worked so well the last two times.
but then we ended up struggling again.
This time we were on the floor as Amy tried to take my shoes off. I tried standing up so I could run,but she got up with me and tried to push me back down,but I ended up pushed HER down. And she ripped her pants in the process on the inner leg.
Hahahaha! That STILL makes me laugh. XD
Anyhow she began to freak,and NICOLE gave her the idea of duck tape. Amy had different colors of duck tape in her backpack for some reason.
"She was about to tape her pant leg, but then she looked at the tape for a moment, then at me, then the tape, then me, then smiled evilly. "
So she got a silver one and closed the hole from the inside of her pants.
"I can still feel a breeze!" She said uncomfortable.
They then get back at trying to get my shoes. They won,and made me wear fuzzy black boots.
'At least there black...I guess.'
I tried looking for my shoes,but they hid them from me! Then Amy gets perfume and tries spraying it on me.
If I hit you on the head really hard will you forget some detail and move on?
I HATE perfume! unless it's vanilla. =)
She ended up spraying my eye!
"Ow!" I yell as I cover my eye.
Don't be upset, your eye smells wonderful now!
"That's why you shouldn't move!" Amy said.
They were finally done with the makeover. I sat down as I ate some of my cookies,when I heard Amy say
"Awwwww, they're so cute!"
"Now to call Manic!"
'Wait what!' O-o
So, you thought they just gussied you up for bed?
NICOLE and Fiona then hurry and hold me down as Amy called Manic on her phone,she had it on speaker.
And by that she means she was blasted his part through speakers, to torture Lacey as she was helpless to tell him no.
"Hello?" He said.
"Are you going to the basketball game today?"
'There's a game?'
No, she's just gonna kidnap him when he shows up.
"Uh I don't know."
"Well you should. We're going. And Lacey is going with us!"
"Yeah! We turned her into a Hooters girl!" Fiona yelled.
Yeah, Sonic's world has a...Has a...*Throws up*
'A what?' o-o
"Hahahahahahahaha! Well only if she wants to go."
I then try to speak,but then NICOLE and Fiona cover my mouth.
"She says she'd love to!" Fiona said.
"Ok then,I'll go."
"Good! Oh! And make yourself look good!" Amy said.
"As opposed to how awful you usually look!"
"Bye." Amy then hung up.
"I don't want to go to a game." I say.
"Oh hush! Manic will be there!" Fiona said.
"Really?" Lacey asked, sincerely shocked.
Amy then said
"Well the game don't start till later on."
"Then lets go the library." Fiona said.
'Really? That's the best you could do? Not even the Pizza parlor,but the library?'
They're going to force you to read classic books until you learn to write properly!
"Man that's boring." I say,but they just simply ignore me as they pull me to the door outside.
"Wait. Are we walking?" I ask.
Amy: Well, we could have taken the hover car, if this wasn't in name only.
"Yeah." Fiona says.
"Are you kidding me? It's COLD." I say.
"Suck it up." She says as we continue to walk on.
We later on get to the library and just get on the computers looking at whatever. Oh how boring that was!
"We found this awful fanfiction called "What a Life"! I almost fell asleep!"
But we weren't there for long.
Later on the game had finally started,so we WALKED to the high school
"What's taking Manic so long?" Amy asked.
'Uh it's only been a minute.'
This minute feels like an hour.
I simply shrug.
Her and Fiona then continue talking about whatever. I then noticed Manic walk through the door as he payed to get in.
"He was wearing...BLUE! MUST KILL BLUE!"
I look away so I wont look like I'm starring. He finds us up in the stands and sits with us. Fiona and Amy then scoot far away from us. Haha! The look Manic gave me when he saw me was priceless. I REALLY don't wear makeup ever. So he was bit shocked. He saw me and had a look that said 'what the?'
I hear an echo.
"Hey Lacey." He said as he snapped back.
"Hey." I say as he sits by me.
He gives me a candy bar and some crackers. I just put them in my jacket pocket (NOT THE BIG JACKET).
"PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T THINK OF ME IN THAT ABOMINATION! *Breaks down sobbing*"
"Your not going to eat?" He asked.
He had this weird idea that I starved myself,when really that's not the case. I do the opposite. I just have a REALLY good metabolism.
"I'm just not hungry." I say.
"Will you be later on?" He asked.
You're really eager to get that candy bar down her throat aren't you? Did you put her medicine in it?
"Maybe. I guess."
We spent the rest of the time mainly talking,joking,and just goofing off.
"We couldn't hear each other, but it was great!"
I told him about the whole makeover thing.
Did you describe it in the longest and most boring way possible like you did for us?
"So you ripped her pants?" He asked laughing.
"Yeah." I say.
"Hahahahaha, it was so pointless!"
Then he asked if I was hungry for the one millionth time it seemed.
"Are you hungry yet?"
"Are you hungry now?"
"How bout now?"
"Dammit, idiot! If you don't eat that chocolate bar and pass out, I can't kidnap you, and I won't get paid! Every character in the franchise is chipping in for this, I'm not gonna let it slip away!"
"Manic,if your hungry,then just go get you some food then." I say.
"Ok." He said as he left to the food stand,there was a long line.
As I wait,Amy and Fiona scoot right back over.
"Where is he going!" Amy asked as if he did something wrong.
"To get some gasoline so we can burn the big coat," Lacey said.
"To get a snack. Sheesh." I say.
We chatted a little right before they scooted away again,then I got a text from Manic saying
'Are you hungry now?'
'Are you hungry yet woman?'
'No! Stop asking! Sheesh!'
I couldn't help but giggle at that last comment.
"Haha, he said 'Fine'!"
Manic later on comes back with a plate of 3 pizza slices
With enough grease dripping off of them to fill a glass.
"Want one?" He asked.
One kernel, that is.
"No. I'm good." I say.
"You'll have to eat some time."
He ate all 3 pizza slices as we talked,I ate a little bit of popcorn. I'm pretty grateful that I DIDN'T eat the pizza slices. Cause later on Manic looked kinda ill.
"Ehh...I don't feel good." He said "I feel like puking."
Aim for her lap.
'Oh gosh' XP was all I was thinking.
That emote is either badly misplaced or evidence that the author is a terrible person.
"Sorry to hear that." I say.
We continued talking,when he said
"If you'll excuse me,I'm going to throw up now." Then got up and left.
'Did you REALLY have to tell me?' XP
Someone randomly getting up and running away in the middle of a date is totally self-explanatory. That is, if the explanation is "I'm getting the hell out of here!".
Again Amy and Fiona came over.
"Where is he going now?" Amy asked as if he did something wrong again.
Why not just leash the guy?
I started laughing.
"The pain of others gives me joy!"
"Funny story." I say.
"What? Is he taking a cr*p?" Amy asked.
"Hahahaha! No. He ate bad pizza." I say as I noticed my voice was kinda going,figured it was from yelling 'No!' a lot.
"Glad I didn't get any." She said.
Manic comes back and seemed normal again.
We talk more,but this time Amy and Fiona stayed. Amy had her jacket off and wasn't paying attention. Manic got an idea.
"Let's hide her jacket." He said.
So we took her jacket and stuffed it behind the seat,
Behind the seat, A.K.A. The first place people who are sitting on benches look when they lose their jackets. Brilliant!
however Manic accidentally touched my butt.
"Hey!" I say.
"Sorry! Didn't mean to!" He said putting his hands in front of him as a shield.
I decided to forget about it,
Well you obviously didn't do a very good job.
and continue with hiding the jacket.
Amy finds out later on.
"Where's my jacket!" She asked,already knowing it was us.
"I don't know" We say.
More hive mind! It's spreading!
She finds it later on though,
Covered in mud and dropped food.
so she wasn't mad for long.
Ya know, this chapter's the longest in the story so far. But if you take out all the pointless stuff it becomes about 500 words long.
It was then I noticed my voice was REALLY leaving.
It was bored, so it decided to go home.
I had a hard time talking.
Manic bought some Star Burst candy and said
"Your hungry. Have one."
I knew he wouldn't take no for an answer,so took a pink one,
but it fell down,falling off a person's hat. He turns around,we know him.
Manic points at it saying
"Can you give that back?"
But instead the guy points at it right before throwing it on the ground
He picked it up first, then threw it, for dramatic effect.
and stomping on it. Then that old creepy guy from down the street turned right back around.
Manic didn't like that,so he grabbed the guy's hat and tossed it in the trash.
Either this place is not like any gym I've ever been to, or this guy has the aim of a ninja!
The guy didn't like that either. He turned and looked at Manic,they were trying to stare each other down.
"Ha!" Sonic-or-Shadow said.
'They're trying to blow each other's heads off with their minds!'
But then the guy noticed me,I looked at him with begging eyes. He then rolls his eyes and turns right back around and grabs his hat. It was over.
He gives me another candy,orange this time
"Please don't drop THIS one."
"I wont." I say as I take it.
We continued talking again as the game went on. It all went by so quickly,before we knew it,it was time to go. So we got up,said our good byes,then he left. I was about to leave to,then I realized we still didn't have a ride.
Why not call Fiona's mom, who can have some reason to call your mom, then have a reason to take back that call to your mom...?
"Lacey! You 2
R we txting nw?
lost my eyeliner when you hid my jacket!" Amy said as she and Fiona were searching the stands.
'Aw come on! I want to go now! My throat is on fire!
On the bright side, you might get slightly more interesting if you could breathe fire.
And I"m having a hard time speaking right now!'
"Sorry." I say as I help look.
No luck,so we leave. Luckily we were able to find a ride.
Me and Manic were texting the whole time. We get to Fiona's house and just chill
In the freezer.
finally. They see I'm texting,and Fiona takes my phone.
"Hey!" I say. "Give it back!"
"No." Fiona said as she looked through it.
'Oh well. I have nothing to hide.'
'All I have are those pictures I got off Deviantart-Oh my gosh!'
"Whatever." I say.
We were in the living room watching a movie with Fiona's brothers,when I heard my phone vibrate.
Her phone and her are so deeply connected that she can tell it's vibration from the vibrations of other phones!
She still had it,and looked at the message.
"I dropped the inscribed necklace you lent me while me and Wave were fleeing the bank. Oops ." - Rouge.
'Eh...how bad can it be.'
Fiona then read the text aloud.
"Sorry for touching your butt."
Everyone looked at me.
"Finally!" Fiona said. "I was starting to think no boy would ever have physical contact with you! Anywhere!"
"Lacey!" Amy said.
"Ok,so it sounds bad,but nothing happened." I said as I noticed my voice was REALLY acting up now,plus my throat hurt even more.
"Riiiiight" Fiona said as she and NICOLE were trying not to laugh.
"Give it back!" I say.
"Fine then." Fiona says as she tosses my phone back.
Fiona: You'll get the rest of it, after you get me a soda."
'Do that again,and your dead!' I text back.
Do what, text you? Don't blame him, grow a spine!
'Still sorry.' Manic texts.
We continue to text all night until he fell asleep. I'm ALWAYS the last to sleep for some reason. I went to Fiona's room as I noticed they all left,except for her brothers. It was empty and COLD.
"Down here in the cellar!"
Her house didn't have the best heating,if ANY.
"Lacey." I hear Amy call from NICOLE'S room. "Over here."
I get my things from Fiona's room and go to NICOLE'S. It was so much warmer in there. She had a heater,thank goodness. In her room was NICOLE sleeping on her bed,and Fiona and Amy on the floor. Fiona was asleep already as well.
No surprise there; She's a horrible host.
'Well at least Amy's still awake.'
"Man it's cold." I say as I get under the covers with Fiona and Amy.
You guys are too old and too young for that at the same time.
"Yeah,I know." Amy said.
"You stated it a ton of times already."
We started talking for awhile until we both kinda got tired. Amy was showing me some of her pics on her phone.
"And this...*Yawn* was when I went on that Washington school trip." She said.
Ah yes I remember that trip. I didn't have the 2 thousand dollars needed to go on that trip. So missed it. l=o
A slightly too big jacket and no school trip? How have you survived?
It was a pic of a train that said-errr I'll just say 'J',cause I don't know if it would be ok to put the name on it since that name represented a person she knew.
That's a weird thing to think to yourself.
And you already said you and Karla's name (yes, I cracked your code), why not this dude?
Anyhow the train had the name 'J' on it.
"Really?" I asked.
"Heh heh,yeah. I kinda liked J at the moment,so when I saw his name on the train,i just HAD to take it's pic."
"Ok now that's just weird."
You compared the guy you like to Manic the Hedgehog. You don't get to say this is weird.
"You don't see me taking pics of Manic's name."
"So really DO like him?"
'Nooooo. I just decided to go to school early for the fun of it everyday. And wear his necklace just cause I felt like it.
There are other reasons to wear necklaces, ya know, like because it looks nice. Or, because it seems to have a hypnotizing effect on everyone.
Nooooo. (Sarcasm too)
"Aw! Who would've thought you'd end up liking someone."
'Who would've thought ANYONE would end up liking ME.'
Everyone seems pretty dang friendly to you, it doesn't seem like much of a stretch.
"*Yawn* Well I'm tired. Goodnight." Amy said as she fell asleep.
Ah, sleep. Sweet, blissful sleep that this fic is lulling me t-*Snore*,
"Night." I say as I lay awake in the night as always.
'Wow' was all I could think as I held my necklace.
'Since when did ANYONE ever make me THIS happy? It feels so...well,weird.'
"It feels weird to be attracted to a human instead of a hedgehog."
I then fell asleep much later,with the happy thoughts going in my head.
Ok I know what your thinking,
"It'd be cool to learn Japanese"?
'what the heck? This isn't sad at all!'.
Not even close.
Well here's the thing,that was the LAST time we EVER saw each other in person again.
So? You live in an age of technology, get a dang webcam! It should be more than enough if the wuv was really that twu.
We kept waiting for next year,the year I would be in high school with him. But you know what? That didn't happen.
Open your umbrellas folks, we're about to get a waterfall of feelings.
I passed to high school,but he wouldn't be there. During the summer at June, he texted me saying he was moving
You had from December to June plus the time until he actually left to see him and you never did? Sorry, but that's your own fault.
I ask why,and he says it was because everybody hated him.
I wish I had parents like that. "Mom, Dad, everyone hates me!" "I'll call the movers!".
That made me mad,cause that was not true! I didn't hate him. I even told him that,but he said he was still moving. I texted him back saying I'd really miss him. He told me the same,and then as school came by,our communications just slowly started to die off. The last time we texted,he snapped at me. Just for being myself,
That explains it.
joking around with him,like we used to. But apparently he wasn't at all in the mood. After that,we just stopped talking all together. I know I should just forget about it,but it's so hard. I was the little reject who NO ONE liked,then he came along and...
But, you said he was a reject too. Are you just ignoring the people who talked to you and invited you to a sleep over?
I just became a fool. I often ask myself how I could have been so foolish! I should have known my luck wasn't that good,it never was before,so why would it have been then? A year I was waiting,a year I was suffering,and for what? My original friends turned out to be two faced.
Well, that's what you get for hanging out with thieves!
They mocked me,used me,and humiliated me,why did I spend a year waiting for them? My new class provided BETTER friends in just one year,while my original didn't even support me. With my new class,I was able to meet GREAT friends,two of them are even on here too! Like 'Freya the wolf' and 'blueraven93'!
Look those guys up if you ever want material.
But the flashback and the memories continue to haunt me of my old peers,oh how they have changed for the worst,how I miss how things once were.
Ya lost a middle school crush. Get over it.
But no worries I'll still make the REAL chapter.
W-wait, no! I want to back to the boring as hell in name only chapter! Don't make me go through more of the Shadow fangirl idiocy!
By the way,thanks. Thanks for actually making time to hear my blue story.
If you ever find this, something tells me you won't have the same reaction.
Plus for those of you have had a story similar if not worse,hang in there. =)
I have had something worse happen actually. Want to know what it is? No, of course you don't! So I won't tell you! Take notes, author.
This post has been edited by Ergo: Sep 22 2012, 03:06 PM
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Jun 25 2012, 08:47 PM
Heys! I am back and happy once again!
Not really,Christmas break is over! And my new speech teacher is CREEPY! *Sigh* Is it the weekend yet? Xo Well anyhow,read on!
I don't wanna!
*yawn* Well things are going great,I just had yet another memory of when BEFORE I met these guys. And it's morning. Hm...now what happened again? *flashback of Sonic screaming* Oh yeah,now I remember! XD
Well after we managed to pry Bittsy of Sonic yet again,he was sent to the hospital. In fact,he's still there. They decided to keep him over night.
He broke his own arm to convince them, but it was worth being away from Lacey.
And then while Tails was gone at the hospital,Shadow took the rest of us back home and-WAIT! Tails is gone! Yes! *Jumps out of bed and runs out the door*
So? The kid hardly ever goes against you, and even then he steps down the second you raise your voice!
"Ah yeah!" I yell as I slide down the stair rails to the living room.
"Lacey,stop being so loud. There are others still trying to sleep." I hear TAILS say from the kitchen.
"Dang it!-uh I mean...sorry." I say.
'Man! I thought he'd still be there.'
Nah, that'd be too in character.
"What does it matter? I don't think Shadow will mind. He snuk out last night,
"To get the OC catchers."
and told me not to tell. And I REALLY DOUBT KNUCKLES CAN EVEN HEAR US." Karla said from the couch.
Floor boards are pretty thick.
"Ok I know maybe Knuckles wont be waking up anytime soon,but-wait! Shadow did what?" Tails asked
"He left,but I don't think we should worry."
"True,unless he had beer...wait no,he didn't.
He did, actually, but he dumped it all on Karla before he left.
So we're good." I say.
"Hey Tails,I want food!" Karla said.
Ok. *Throws eggs at her*
"Be patient,and learn to ASK." He said.
"What are we having?" I ask.
"Sweet! Oh! By the way,remember you told me to tell you things when I get flashbacks?" I ask.
"Yeah,why? What do you remember?" Tails asked as he had me sit at the kitchen table.
"Well...I remember opening my eyes every now and then,while I was still in this
Aw, what a letdown. I thought the water was hanging in midair.
"Interesting,continue." Tails said.
Tanks have fascinated Tails ever since that one time at the aquarium...
"And I would see this young girl staring at me.
Staring contests are hard when your opponent has their eyes closed.
She would always be happy to see me for some reason. I can barely hear what she says."
"Well what can you hear exactly?"
"Daddy, you know I said I wanted a puppy!"
that I'm growing fast,that she can't wait to
"Kick me the hell out of the house."
"Boy was she mistaken!" Karla yelled as she giggled from the living room.
Her words make no sense yet still ring true.
"Anyhow?" Tails says.
"And then this tall man in a lab coat would come up and say that meeting people was not my purpose. That's all so far." I say.
Her purpose was to make cake. Needless to say, the scientist screwed up.
"Hm,well do you remember who you are at all? Do you at least know a little bit of who you might be?"
Maybe I'm just blocking this stuff out, but I don't remember her ever losing any memories. "I woke up in a tank and was then sent to destroy some military officers by an insane scientist", is it really that hard to fill in the blanks of that?
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Lacey?" I say a little unsure,since that's the name I gave myself.
Hey, just cause you can't remember recent events doesn't mean we can't!
"Man,I don't know!"
"That's ok. No need to be pressured. You go at your own pace." Tails said as he got up to make the pancakes.
"Turning away to hide his tears."
"Whatever." I say as I walk to the living room and plop on the couch.
"Lacey,I'm bored." Karla said as she flipped though the channels.
Of course you are, you're watching kiddie shows. They're too advanced for you to understand.
"Not my fault." I say as I pull out my Dsi.
"Give me that,I want to play!"
"No way! I finally found a game with Shadow in it!"
"Knuckles is better looking!"
"Riiight I-wait what?" I say a little weirded out.
"Haha! Adventure Time!" Karla said as Finn and Jake came up on the screen.
"Oh brother." I say as I get back to my game.
Oh no, she's saying she's Shadow's brother now!
I then notice some boxes at the door.
'Hm,wonder what's that for.'
I then walk up to them and see that their labeled
'To:Miles Tails Prower'
"Whose Miles?" I say as I pick up the boxes.
(I seriously dont get it,why do people keep saying that name? Noone has it! This is Moonshine saying this,not Lacey!)
Tails then runs into the living room pulling the boxes from my hands.
"*Sigh* That's my
REAL name. But I prefer to be called Tails." He said with his ears drooped.
"Haha! Miles sounds like Miley! Hi Miley!" Karla said laughing.
Karla! It's sounds like Marla! LAUGH! IT'S FUNNY!
"Not now Karla. Anyways,these are the clothes I ordered for you." Tails said opening one of the boxes.
"Aw,little Lacey can't run around nude anymore!" Karla laughed.
Stop stalling! Put them on before something stupid happens!
"Shut it." I say as I look at the clothes.
"Hope you like them. I went by what would suit you most."
"A cave girl outfit."
Tails said as he walked back to the kitchen.
In the box was a short sleeve purple shirt. In the other was some denim shorts. And the last box had black boots with a white strip in the middle (Kinda like Amy's),and the boots had a pointed strip of material poking from the top back.
Tails has a horrible fashion sense.
"Hm,interesting." I say as I put on my new clothes.
"Breakfast is ready!" Tails said.
"Yay!" Me and Karla yell as we stampede to the kitchen.
Oh no, they're going to kill Mufasa!
"Wheres Knuckles?" Asked Karla.
"Asleep,more likely." Tails said as he simply drank his orange juice.
"Aren't you worried that he never does ANYTHING. I swear,he could spend the rest of his life in his room and never leave."
His "Room" is a gigantic island with multiple climates, I think he'll be fine.
"Well he's determined to be sure of the Master emerald's safety. So he tends to watch it at all times." Tails says.
"Oh come on. If it's THAT important,then why not just bury it?"
Because he's not a brain dead pirate?
"Hm,I don't know. I don't want to make him mad,so I just let him do what he says he needs to do."
"Wow,he has a boring life." I say as eat my last pancake.
"Well doesn't it concern you that the rats are ALWAYS trying to break in his room?
Tails: If Knuckles doesn't mind the rats using his room as a break room, I don't.
I can only imagine how dirty it is in there."
"What rats?" Asked Tails a little freaked out.
The racism is spreading...
"Those." Me and Karla say as we get up and point at Knuckles' door.
Tails then jumps out of his chair and sees three small,fat rats wheeling a mini cannon to the door of the cupboard.
"Fire!" Yelled one of the rats in a squeaky voice,as the cannon just shot a small marble at the door with no success.
Oh, anthros. Heh.
"That's just scary." Tails said as he backed away. "Shoo,go away." He said trying to scare the rats.
Remember Tails, you are more afraid of them than they are of you.
"No,your doing it all wrong." Karla said. "You do it like this. Aw man! Lacey's cooking again!"
The rats then
"Continued to try opening the door, obviously not giving a care."
screamed as they all ran away somewhere.
"Cool!" I say.
"Not cool! Knuckles is attracting pests with whatever it is in his room!" Tails said as he walked up to Knuckles' door.
It's rotten food. It's to be expected when you live in a cupboard.
"Open up Knuckles!"
No way, that'd be gross!
He shouted as he was knocking on the door.
"What?" Asked an annoyed Knuckles.
"Get out here for a sec."
Knuckles then opens his door,as soon as he did that,some trash spilled out of his room and onto the carpet.
We then hear small cheering
Awww, wook at the wittle cheering!
as the rats came running back.
Roared Knuckles as the rats ran away screaming again.
"Knuckles,that is a HUGE mess you have in your room. Your bringing RATS in MY house!" Tails said.
"I didn't know that."
I guess the rats rolled around in the left overs of the invisibility potion.
"Yeah well,you do now. So clean it!"
"Maybe later. I have some things to do right now."
Knuckles: Dry cleaning, grocery shopping, hiding my gun at the bottom of a lake. You know, the usual.
"Ran out of a few things,need to buy more." Knuckles said as he walked to the front door.
"Hey wait!" But Tails was interrupted by the door slamming."Looks like I'm cleaning it." He said irritated.
Sheesh, Tails, impatient much?
"Yeah,you do that. We'll just be in Lacey's room...uh playing. Yeah,so see ya!" Karla said as she grabbed my arm and put her finger to her mouth,saying
"Whatever." Tails said as he had his head turned away.
Karla then grabs her sleeping dog as we sneak out the door quietly.
Yes, sneaking tends to be quiet.
"Why are we leaving?" I ask.
"Because I haven't been able to walk Bittsy yet." Karla said.
"So why do I have to go?"
Karla: Because you're the main OC. You have to meet all your little minion OCs!
"Do you really want to stay with Tails?"
"Good point,lets go." I say as we rush off to wherever.
Yeah, sitting there playing games while someone cooks you food. A hell so horrible it has not yet been written about!
BACK WITH POOR TAILS
"Man,look at this! This will take hours to clean up!" Tails said as he threw away a pile of pizza boxes.
I like to talk to myself too, Tails! Sometimes, I even reply with funny accents!
"Is that a soda stain on the carpet!" Tails panicked as he saw a purple stain on the floor.
"Ahh! Now I have to shampoo the carpet!"
"Why does this place smell like...
I ask myself that same question about Burger King.
Tails then opens the closet door,only to have an ocean of tacos pile over him continuously.
Lucky! All I get when I open my closet is old clothes and toys.
BACK WITH LACEY AND KARLA
No no, you go back and give us a point to that scene.
"Keep running!" I yell as we rush into an ally.
"I don't see what the big deal was. Bittsy was just expressing her opinion." Karla said holding her dog.
Hey Moonshine, watch; , , , , , , , , , . See? You can use commas and spaces next to each other and not get kidnapped by the boogey man!
"She ate the cop's finger!" I say as we duck behind a dumpster.
"So. She didn't choke." Karla said while petting Bittsy.
"Oh well that's good news." I say with sarcasm.
"I know right!"
"Shh!" I say as the cop rushes by without noticing us.
"Can we please go some place where your dog WONT try to eat someone?" I beg.
But, it's already in the habit of doing that.
"Aw! Your no fun!" Karla said as we rushed off to wherever again.
Just then I felt my necklace...vibrate?
Thank you for finally noticing! That's your Utter Idiocy Sense, it's been tingling since you got it! Sheesh, be more aware of your surroundings.
"What the?" I say as we stop.
"Whats up with that?" Karla asks,noticing it as well.
"I don't know."
Just then it spoke to me as the red circle in the center began to light up,it sounded a lot like...
"Lacey,can you hear me?" It asked.
"Uh...yeah." I say confused.
"Oh good it works!" It says.
"The self-detonation feature!"
"The communicator I installed in your psychotic resistance necklace.
How can a necklace be psychotic?
This is Tails." He said.
"Why would you install a communicator in my necklace?
Tails is afraid of sharp things, so this is how he causes self-harm.
Don't I hear you enough at home?"
"Its for emergencies. We all know how much trouble you can get yourself into."
"That was only one time!"
"What about the time you blew up Shadow's house? Don't think I don't know about that."
"You may have gotten rid of half my brain cells and my spine, but I can still understand things when they're said in plain English!"
"Dang it! I mean...your crazy!"
"I didn't call to argue Lacey."
Good, cause you'd have a hard time against the "Against Lacey" side.
"Then why are you calling?" Karla asked.
"Well when I found out you two left and all,I decided since your out,you two could pick up a few things."
"No way!" Karla says.
"I'll pay you."
"Deal" We say.
5 HOURS LATER
Lacey: We got the stuff now pay up!
Tails: I already have. It's called "Room and board", suckers!
"Good I need you to get a duster and some germ ex."
"The ex might still be sad over the break up though, so be gentle."
"Ok." We say as we walk off to the nearest store.
"Bye" Tails says right before the necklace stops lighting up.
BACK WITH TAILS YET AGAIN
"Whats with his bed mattress?"
As opposed to his lamp mattress.
Tails said as he finally finished cleaning the floor and closet.
He looked to see that Knuckles' bed mattress was quite plump looking,in a very lumpy way.
Oh who am I kidding?
It had a VERY noticeable mountainous looking lump in the center!
It's the Master Emerald.
Tails then lifts the mattress over and sees the Master emerald.
"How could he have slept with that HUGE rock under his back?" Tails wonders.
You sleep with two character eating OCs in the next room. I'd pick the rock.
"Well this is very unhealthy. And his bed mattress has been ruined! I must help Knuckles out."
BACK WITH LACEY AND KARLA
"Ok so that's everything right?" Karla asked eager to leave the store.
Eager: Who the hell let you in here in the first place!?
"I believe so." I say as we pay for it then walk out.
Just then my necklace vibrates again.
Man! I must take the communicator out when I can! Xo
"Lacey I need you to pick up another thing for me." Tails says.
"What is it?" We ask not too thrilled.
Sheesh I've seen military soldiers complain about tasks less.
"I need you to go to a mattress store and get a queen mattress."
Tails, plotting to take down the entire Mattress Kingdom? Oh, how evil!
"Fine." We sigh as we rush off again.
We find a bed/mattress store in no time. As we walk in,we see literally mountains of mattresses stacked on top of each other. They were stacked so HIGH that they almost touched the ceiling!
Hold on, I'll gaze is awe at the mattresses right after I finish gazing at the window blinds!
"Wow!" We say as we start to run around the place.
It was like a city made of mattresses,and no one was stopping us from goofing off!
"Except for the mattress police, who arrested us and threw us in mattress jail."
I guess since the store person was listening to music.
"Can't catch me!" Karla says as she jumps up to the top.
Karla; Able to leap over mattresses in a single bound!
"Bet I can!" I say as I start to climb up the mattress tower.
While Lacey and Karla were detracted,two hedgehogs walked in the store unaware of the two,due to them being in the very back of the store.
Recolors, I presume.
One was an 18 year old male hedgehog named Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves.
The other was a 17 year old male hedgehog named Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,
He escaped from a Dora episode, he was going to be used to teach kids colors.
And A Gold Watch.
Unpleasant to meet you, Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves, and Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch.
"So how long are we going to be here?" Asked Eddie.
Forever! No one leaves the mattress store!
"Till we leave." Said Jake.
"Well that's helpful." Eddie said with sarcasm as they walked down the ally of tall stacked mattresses.
Just then Karla jumped down from the top and landed right in front of them.
"Ahh!" The two brothers yell before running into the field of mattresses,in hopes of losing her.
"Karla?" Lacey yelled looking for her.
"Man,where did she go? Your cheating
As she dashed for a sharp turn,
"Then went off the track and smashed into a wall."
BAM,she crashed head on into something,or someone.
Gee, I wonder who it is.
"Ow" Lacey groaned as she was on her back.
"Ugh." She heard someone say in front of her as she leaned up holding her head.
"Watch where your-well...nice color there." Lacey said as her vision cleared.
Turns out she bumped into Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch.
"Huh?" He asked confused as he sat up holding his head.
"Your color,I learned to like black and red." She said as she thought of Shadow.
"Uh...ok then?" He said.
Just then they heard screaming.
"AHH! Leave me alone woman!" It was Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves being chased by Karla and her mighty shovel.
The Mighty Shovel, with the ability to run after things on its own!
BACK TO LACEY'S POV
"Uh-oh." Eddie said as his eyes got wide.
"What?" I asked.
"My older brother. We got chased by this psycho with a shovel. I think he's in trouble."
"Karla." I whisper thinking to myself.
Nah, it's just the OC Catchers. Karla's already in the back of their van.
"Nothing. Come on,I'll help your brother out. Follow me." I say as I climb on the mountains of mattresses.
We found them in no time due to the great view from above.
I like to imagine this building they're in is one story high. It makes everything even more pathetic.
"Jump!" I say as I jump down.
"Wait,what!" I hear him yell on my way down.
Too late! X)
Aw, come on, we went so far without stupid out of place emotes!
I land right between Karla and the guy's brother.
"Hey,calm down Karla." I say.
"OK!" She said sweetly smiling as she put away her shovel.
"You know her?" Asked the black and red hedgehog as he slid down the mattress mountain.
"Yes. She's my friend." I say.
"Ok then." He said a little scared.
"Sorry for my friend's trouble she's caused you. I'm Lacey,she's Karla,in case you haven't caught on yet." I say as we smile.
The hive mind is spreading into her fictional Sonic look-alike universe!
"Nice to meet you,I'm Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves,that's my younger brother Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch." Said the black and silver hedgehog.
"Cool,so what brings you here?" I ask.
"We were looking for
"Light bulbs. Obviously, we're in the wrong store..."
mattresses." Eddie says. "And-"
"Wait! Your two guys looking for a bed? Hahahaha! Are you-"
...Brothers? Cause, they just said they were brothers. I know you're a moron, but I think you'd need to have a special kind of problem to think that two same sex siblings searching for a mattress are a gay couple.
Also, notice how he says "Mattresses". As in, more than one!
"Karla! Behave please." I say trying not to laugh with her.
People against it would be mad, people for it would not care...Who the hell would laugh?
Oh, right, immature children.
"Huh?" Eddie said. "Wait no! We're not-no! We're just ordering a few things for a new house."
"No need to explain. Karla's just saying stuff." I say.
"Stuff that's a possibility!" Karla says.
"Well it's not." Jake says.
"A new house huh? So your moving out of your old place?" I ask.
"The police sort of raided it. It was awful, they took my body part collection!"
"If only Sonic would move out. I could take his room!" Karla said cheerfully.
No way! His room's on the bottom floor! It's not good enough for you!
"Wait! You LIVE with Sonic? In HIS house?" Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch asked.
"Actually it's more Tails house. He just lets Sonic live there till he finds his own place." I explain.
"Wow." They say.
"I've never seen someone suck so badly at keeping their hatred contained!"
"So you know the Sonic gang? You've meet them?" Jake asks.
"Yes." We say.
It's a long, painful story.
"Well I was lost and confused. Mentally ill,and Tails found me.
"Blind and he gave me sight. Hungry and he gave me food. Naked and he gave me clothes."
Took me in."
"And then Lacey took me in!" Karla said happily.
"Hey um...could we maybe go see them?" Eddie asks.
"Sure!" I say. "We just need to get Tails his mattress first."
"Ok." Jake said. "We'll help you get it home."
"Cool." We say as we look for the queen mattresses.
They're in the castle in the back. Watch out for the Guard Mattresses.
In a matter of minutes,we finally found one and paid for it.
"Lead the way." Jake said as we stepped outside.
"Wait!" Karla said as she walked to the mattress. "Bittsy's tired."
She then puts the dog on the mattress as she throws the mattress onto Eddie and Jake. Its a good thing they caught it on
She then leaps onto the mattress as well as the brothers groan in pain.
"Dropping the burning mattress, dog, and ferret to the ground."
"Now we can go!" She says happy.
"My arms!" Eddie says.
"Follow me." I say as I walk ahead of them.
NOW WITH SONIC
"Good news Mr. Sonic,you have made a full recovery and can go home now." A doctor said.
good to hear. So long suckers!" He yells as he runs out the hospital.
As he ran,he later on caught sight of Karla being carried away on a mattress with her dog,by two hedgehogs.
"What the?" Sonic then rushed over to them to see Lacey walking in front of them.
"Since when did you hire your own slaves?" Sonic asked.
They needed someone to torture.
"We didn't,their just helping us get this home. Right guys?" Karla asked right before their arms gave out as they fell with Karla and the mattress landing on them.
"Leave these guys alone. You've tortured them enough." Sonic said as he lifted the mattress off of the brothers.
They look up to see him and jump back on their feet with smiles.
"Hi,I'm Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves ,he's Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch, and we're glad to meet you." Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves said.
"Nice to meet you too. I'm sorry that you had to put up with these two,your free to go now." Sonic said.
"What are you talking about? We willingly went with them." Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch said.
"Really? Well then glad to see they didn't give you too much trouble." Sonic said much calmer. "Let me help you with that." Sonic said as he lifted the mattress along with Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves and Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch." Said the black and silver hedgehog.
"Dumping Karla on the floor"
BACK WITH TAILS
"Done! Finally done!" Tails sighed as he leaned against the wall tired.
Just then he hears the door open.
"Good thing I just finished my custom made gun!"
"Knuckles?" Tails says as he walks to the living room.
"No,we got your mattress." Me and Karla say.
"Oh good. Who are they?" Tails asks as he sees Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves and Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch.
"They're not moving in,are they?" Tails asked a little nervous.
"No,just helping out." Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves said.
"And they wanted to meet you!" Karla said.
"Well nice to meet you." Tails says as he replaces Knuckles' old mattress.
"Wow. You made His room look not disgusting!" I say happy.
"Took me awhile,but I finally finished." Tails said.
"I want the old mattress!" Karla said happily as she dragged it outside to the backyard.
Funny,I could have sworn that I smelled smoke after that...oh well! X)
She's been burning this whole time and you're just now smelling smoke?
"So where is Knuckles?" Asked Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves.
"Well he said he needed to get some things. So he might be here shortly."
SOMEWHERE WITH KNUCKLES
Knuckles: I can't believe I didn't tell Sonic and Tails how to escape from OOC Hell. I feel so guilty!
"That'll be 200 dollars." Said a store clerk at Wal-Mart.
*Nods* I knew Wal-Mart was evil.
"WHAT!" Knuckles yelled in disbelieve.
"Sir,you just bought our entire supply of microwave tacosgrapes."
"*Grumbles* put it on credit!" Knuckles said as he handed over Tails' credit card.
"Thank you sir." The store clerk said as he put it all in bags. "Have a nice day."
"So you really saved Sonic?" Asked Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch.
That's an odd reaction to smoke
"Oh my gosh!" He yelled as we all ran to the backyard.
There we saw Karla roasting
"Hi guys! Want some?" She asked happily as she passed some to each of us.
NO!" Tails yelled as he threw his
"The old mattress!" Karla cheered as she ate a marshmallow.
Just then we heard growling. We look to see a not so happy Shadow with a roasted marshmallow on his head.
"Damn it! Who let me back into this damn fanfic!"
"What are you doing?" He asked annoyed.
"Shadow!" I yell happily.
"Karla started a fire. Sorry that you kinda...got caught up in it." Tails said nervously.
"Wow,Shadow the hedgehog." Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch said.
Shadow just simply went back inside.
Just then we all got sprayed by a powerful water hose,causing us all to be shot back against the fence for awhile. As the water dies down,we look up and see Knuckles holding the hose as it dripped.
"I got the fire out." He said.
"No really now?" Asked an annoyed Karla with lots of sarcasm.
Annoyed Karla with lots of sarcasm. Hm, sounds sour.
"Was caught on fire anyways?" He asked.
Knuckles like speak in broken sentence.
"My marshmallows!" She said happily.
"*Cough* Knuckles we have guest. He's Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves,and he's Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch." Tails said as we all got up shaking ourselves dry.
Ouch, you must suck really hard if even this fic downgrades you into one person.
"Hey." They said.
"Hey,sorry to soak you."
All of a sudden we then heard a loud yell as a huge roar happened.
"What the?" Knuckles says.
We all ran inside to see nothing.
They had entered a blank void of nothingness where they could be completely allllooooonnnnnnneeeeeee.
We then realize that Sonic is missing.
"Hey where did Sonic go?" Asked Tails.
"I thought he was with you." I said.
You were both together!
"Hm,maybe Shadow had his laptop on too loud. He does that you know." Karla said.
"Yeah." We all agreed not worried anymore.
"Hey! I made some awesome food!
You should try it!" I say as we walk up to the fridge.
"I wouldn't." Karla warned the brothers as Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch opened the fridge.
But as soon as he opened the fridge,a huge food hand grabbed him as he screamed right before he was dragged into the fridge as it slammed shut.
"I tried to warn you people." Karla said.
"Lacey,what did you make!" Tails yelled.
"I call it tuna surprise.
I say as the whole fridge shook as it roared. "Surprise!" I say.
"Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch!" Yelled Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves.
"Don't worry. I'll get him out." Knuckles said as he popped his knuckles right before opening the fridge.
"Knuckles!" We heard Sonic yell from the fridge. "HELP!"
"ROARRRR!" Yelled the huge tuna surprise as the house shook.
"AHHH!" Knuckles yelled as it grabbed onto his wrists.
"Hit it!" He yelled as he tried kicking it.
This chick does remember why Knuckles is named Knuckles, right?
"I got it!" Yelled Karla as she started whacking it with her shovel.
"ROARRRR!" It yelled as it took her shovel right before it burped.
"NO! You monster! You ate my shovel!" She yelled as she started pounding the food monster with no success.
This monster is now my favorite character!
"Ah!" Yelled Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves as it grabbed onto his ankles,dragging him closer to the fridge.
"Help!" Yelled Tails while he was hitting it with a spatula.
See, this is what happens when Sonic isn't around to fight the monsters.
Just then we heard a couple of gun shots,along with the monster screeching in pain as it leaned the fridge through the window,breaking it in the process.
Wha...Was the house designed by Escher?
"My window!" Yelled Tails,but was interrupted as the monster got mad and dragged him in the fridge.
"NOOOOO!" He yelled as the fridge slammed shut again.
It's left only Shadow and the main OCs. How convenient.
"Wow." Was all I could say.
Just then a red sticky bomb was thrown at the fridge.
It blew up, sending Fruit by the Foot everywhere!
"Run!" I yell as I duck back inside the house through the broken window right before the fridge exploded into flames.
Seriously, Moonshine? You can't even keep track of whether your characters are outside or inside?
I look and see that it was Shadow who came to the rescue.
Of course he did, now go feel his rock hard abs and listen to his manly deep voice.
"Where is everyone?" I ask as I walk back outside looking up at the sky looking for them.
I then noticed a small black dot in the sky,getting bigger as it got closer.
"Found them!" I say as I hop out of the way.
There was a big boom as they landed back to the ground,causing a huge dust cloud to block my way. I open my eyes as the dust clears and see a HUGE crater in Tails' lawn.
Boy is he going to have fun with that. '~'
Not with you here.
Everyone climbs out of the crater looking a bit filthy with dirt. So I decide to be nice and spray them with
water hose on full bast,causing them to be pushed back into the crater. They come back up looking muddy this time.
"Aw,your even MORE dirty. I'll fix that!" I yell happily
"No!" They say as they all dash out of the way. "Sorry." I say.
"Wow. Now that's some bad food!" Says Eddie [color="#00FFFF"]Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch.
Oh, that explains why they're ok after all of that; Captain Obvious protected them.
"Don't be hating." I say.
"Lacey. Just stay away from the cooking supplies." Tails said as they all walked back into the house. "I have two showers in my house. So everyone line up and wait your turn." Tails said as they waited for one to finish getting the mud and tuna off their fur.
Later on everyone was finally cleaned up,along with the kitchen as well. We were just sitting in front of the TV talking.
"I finally finished cleaning my shovel!" Yelled Karla in happiness.
Happiness was the name of the cage they'd built for her. It brought them all great joy and, of course, happiness.
"Good for you!" I say.
"So are you to from here?" Asked Tails.
"Well,we were looking for a place to move in. That's why we were ordering some furniture." Jake said.
"I can help!" Yelled Karla cheerfully as she jumped out the window,heading towards the house beside us.
Suddenly we heard her yell
"GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!"
I hear, that if you try to get into the mind set of someone who would find this kit likeable, you'll permanently be corrupted and beyond all hope.
"Oh my gosh,run!" We heard some people yell as some breaking glass and screaming followed on.
"I SAID NOW!"
Just then we also heard the sound of two cars speeding off,away from here. There was nothing but silence after that,until
Gun shots were heard. Their police aren't that useless.
Karla came back through the window with her shovel in hand.
"Good new! I found you a new house these people were so willing to give! Its two BIG houses attached together! That way you'll be able to keep in touch!" She said sweetly. "Plus they were so nice,they left all their furniture for you. Now you don't have to buy any!"
I hate you. No jokes, I just hate you. I hope you go to Equestria and get cupcaked.
"Uhh.." Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves and Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch looked at each other a little unsure.
"Well it's free." Eddie Heart Hedgehog. He had Black Fur,Red Quills,Sunglasses,Green Eyes,Purple Jacket,Red Shirt,Black Pants,Blue Shoes,And A Gold Watch said.
"Yeah! Don't be stupid!" I said cheerfully.
You do that enough for everyone.
"Well ok then. Why not?" Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves said.
Its too bad they didn't know those people were heading to Mexico forever. He would've felt LESS guilty. =)
Wow. They were so sick of living near you they went to an entirely different dimension where Mexico actually exists. That's dedication, I admire them.
And if you're trying to make Karla look like less of an awful person, it's not working. She didn't know that.
"Hey,what did you do to my room!" Asked an annoyed Knuckles.
"I just cleaned it. Nothing drastic." Tails said a little scared.
"Better not be." Knuckles said as he dragged in a rather HUGE looking bag of tacos.
It was already getting late by the looks of it. Shadow was in his room doing whatever,while Sonic fell asleep after his shower and was now snoring loudly on the couch.
"He better not be there all night! That's MY bed!" Karla said angered.
Really slowly and painfully cupcaked.
"Heh,you two must have had an awesome day today,right! Not everyday you get to meet heroes AND get to fight a monster." I say happy.
Jake Heart Hedgehog. He had Black fur,Silver Quills,A Blood Red Jacket,A Black T-Shirt,Blue Pants With A White Dragon Symbol On Them,Black Shoes With Red Stripes,A White Chain That Is Around His Neck,Eyes Are Green,And White Gloves then chuckles
"Yeah,I guess we could say that today was somewhat awesome."
"What was your favorite part? *Pause* I liked that, too!"
"Cools!" I say.
The brothers then look at the time and get up.
"Well later guys. It's a bit late so we'll be seeing you later." He said as they walked out.
"Laters!" I say as they leave.
"Bye." Tails says.
"Hey Lacey help me lift Sonic off my couch!" Karla said as she was tugging on his arms.
"Be careful you two." Tails said as he left to his room.
"Sure thing." I say.
We ended up using the shovel to scoop Sonic out.
They have a water couch.
He's heaver than he looks! Then we dragged him to the door and left him outside. It seemed so much easier to do that instead of throwing him on his bed.
The super soilder can't lift 77 pounds. I'm starting to think a lot of the budget for her went into wine.
"Goodnight!" Said Karla as she went to her couch.
"Night!" I say as I head to my room.
'Cool! I just met two more friends! And to think that I was escaped from some lab thing.* flashback* But what does that guy mean by purpose?
Oh shut up, we all know this thing has no plot, stop pretending it does!
Do I really have one?
Your purpose is to made people so angry they destroy things. You're very good at it.
Turns out I had a cookie under my pillow.
'I'm the luckiest person in the house! *Munch!*'
"Blech!" Lacey said, spitting it out. "Oatmeal raisin!"
Well that's it for now,I'll have the next chapter whenever! X)
So, she's a jacka** in real life, too?
He was sitting at a desk against the wall,helping a student,when the person sitting in front of him asked us for a pencil. So Karla (with her HORRIBLE aim) threw the pencil across the room to him,
How'd he ask you for a pencil if you were across the room? Man, not even this chick's anecdotes make sense!
but it ended up just BARELY missing our teacher's head. He was NOT happy. But she sure was! =)
I take comfort from the idea that Karla might one day end up in a psychiatric ward.
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Jul 1 2012, 06:03 AM
Well it has been months now,and might I say,these people have some WEIRD days. Like apparently there's this day in November called 'Thanksgiving'.
Not this year. No one will be thankful until the OC monsters stop terrorizing the world.
Tails explained what it was based on,but I kinda zoned out. But any who,long story short,its a day where I can eat EVERYTHING in sight,and NO ONE says otherwise. X)
Hm, is that lead paint in your line of vision?
Did I ever mention that? That I eat a lot,yet I'm still kinda small.
You know things are bad when the author outright says she can't keep track of her own story.
And you mentioned it in your "CARE ABOUT MY LIFE!" chapter. Considering Lacey is a Karma Houdini version of you, it's implied. <-- Me putting more work into this than she did.
I have no idea where it all goes,but Tails said something about metabolism,I think. Whatever that is.
*Throws a dictionary at her*
Well here's a flashback of what happened that day.
It's not really a flashback if you're doing it on purpose and it's happy. That's reminiscing. I threw that dictionary at you for a reason ya know. Granted that reason was to crack your skull, but you can still look up words in it.
'*yawn* I don't feel like getting up. It's too cold,plus Knuckles has been a real jerk off.
As opposed to you and Karla who are constantly angels, right?
I'm not getting up. There's no force on earth to get me up for the day,I will-hey something's cooking. =)'
Painfully over used joke is painfully over used. And worse with a smiley.
I go downstairs and see Karla flipping through the channels.
"Hey what's cooking?" I ask her.
"Hm? Oh,Tails is cooking for the feast." The black and
"I'd help him but that'd go against my characterization as one of the worst people on the planet."
"Feast?" I ask.
"Um..Ok?" I say as I walk into the kitchen.
"Hey Tails,what's the feast for?" I ask him,as he pulls out a rather big looking chicken thing from the oven.
"Karla went out and took the chicken from its bedroom earlier that morning! HAHAHAHAHAHHA! XD"
"Oh yeah,you've never heard of this day. Well it's-"
Yeah this were I kinda zoned out,but I got the basics,you cook a lot,you eat a lot,simple as that.
"And on 4th of July, you set off a lot of fireworks! And on Christmas you get a lot of presents! And on Easter you get a lot of candy!"
...Ok, I can't really mock her for those last two.
"Ooh! Can I cook?" I ask.
"Wha!-um,actually I was um...sorta hoping you could uh...go invite Jake and Eddie! Yes! You can't cook because you'll be too busy getting them. Sorry." Tails said sounding rather nervous.
Using this joke over and over won't make it funny.
"Uh Tails their just right beside us,I doubt I'll take that long.-"
"Time is valuable! Go on now Lacey! Don't keep them waiting! Go on now." He said showing me the door as I walked away.
Hm...if I didn't know any better,I'd say he was trying to keep me from cooking...nah! XD
You're right, "Nah". He's just going to activate a bomb and fly away at super-fast speeds once you leave.
So I go to Jake and Eddie's stolen house,and knock on their door.
No Moonshine, "They were going to leave anyway" does not make it less stolen.
"Hey,well Tails wanted to invite you two to come over and eat." I say smiling.
"Well yeah,your considered our friends now." I say.
"Ok cool,I'll let Jake know."
I just had a eureka moment; Sonic characters are named for their abilities, personalities, or some other defining trait, but Jake and Eddie have absolutely no personalities or defining traits, therefore they're given boring human names! I'd say bravo, but even if that was intentional it still only deserves booing.
"Great! Oh,and for the record,it's a bit cloudy for sunglasses isn't it?" I say.
"Hey you have your style,and I have mine." He says.
"What's that mean?"
It means he enjoys looking like a rainbow.
"Later Lacey." He says.
'Heh,I told Tails it wouldn't take long. =D'
I get back to Tails' house and see that there's that huge chicken looking thing,pie,and some other foods on the table.
Lacey cooked something so fast we didn't see it, and Tails cooked an entire Thanksgiving meal by himself in a few hours. There is only one possible explanation;
"Can I cook now?" I ask.
"NO!" I hear Karla and Knuckles yell at the same time.
Still. Not. Funny!
Man they move fast. =o
"Oh come on,please!" I beg.
"No!" Karla and Knuckles yell again.
"Well,I gave everyone a part with the food,so to be fair,I'll let her do something she can't ruin." Tails said thinking.
Yes, I'm sure that'll work out totally fine and not lead to "Hilarious Hijinks"!
"Ha! Trust me,she'll find a way...she always does." Karla says smirking.
"At least I don't dig up stuff from the ground and call it food!" I say.
"Hey! It was food! I'm the one who buried it! It was a pie!" She yelled back.
We all turn our heads to Kunckles.
I should try that next time I want people to shut up. Just walk in and scream "Exclamation point!".
"Enough! Just have her make a cheese ball! That simple! *growls*"
Still speak in broken sentences.
Knuckles says right before he storms out of the kitchen.
"Seriously,what's been up with him?
It's because of you forcing him to eat all those tacos. Sudden major diet changes like that are unhealthy.
He's been acting like real as-"
Oh gee, she left out one letter. Well, if we ever want to figure this out guess we'll need to call Sherlock Holmes.
"I think he's just missing some sleep." Tails interrupts Karla.
Yeah,Knuckles has been pretty cranky ever since Tails cleaned his room. =l
"Hmm...a cheese ball you say? No problem! I can do that!" I say.
No you can't.
"Lets hope so." Tails said.
"Hey Tails,what was Shadow's job?" Asked Sonic.
"To get the ham. Why?" Tails asked.
Tails! You were supposed to run away after you activated the bomb!
"I think he's just made it." Sonic said as we all heard the loud boom.
"I think that came from the backyard!" Tails yelled right before we all ran out to the back.
I'm on the edge of my seat! Will Moonshine be able to remember whether they're inside or outside this time?
"Curse this damned flame launcher!" Shadow grumbled as we all ran up behind him.
Man, even the characters she likes are morons!
"What the? Shadow what's going on here?" Asked Sonic.
"Ham! What else?" Shadow said as a squealing pig ran by us.
*Closes eyes* It's not an anthro. It's not an anthro. It's not an anthro.
"Shadow,I meant for you to BUY a ham. And then cook it." Tails said.
"Well I thought this way would be more fun."
No! Shadow has no fun! Shadow broods and has incredibly sexy angst!
"Shadow,you'll attract the police!
Do it, Shadow! Karla's probably on the top 10 Most Wanted list by now!
Also,what's with the giant flame thrower looking thing?"
"To cook the ham. Duh!" Karla said.
We all looked at her.
Of course. No idiotic attempt would be complete without Karla.
"What! That's how me and my uncle used to cook our dinner...although he had a bad aim...-"
"Karla,you have the weirdest stories." Sonic said.
If you think that's a weird story then you've obviously never played...Any game in the Sonic series.
"Never mind that! Get rid of the pig Shadow." Tails said.
Shadow then points the giant flame launcher at
"I mean take it back where it came from!"
"Whatever." Shadow said right before he and the pig chaos controlled somewhere else.
"...Well I'm going to make the cheese ball!" I said as I rushed to the kitchen.
If you want to convince people this pile of garbage has an overall storyline, you might want to cut out pointless scenes. Like that, for instance. And probably this whole Thanksgiving thing.
While everyone was doing whatever it was their job was the moment,I was looking for Tails' cookbook.
"Ah,here it is!" I say as I pulled it out from one of the cabinets.
I then open the book and start to read it.
"Remove premade cheese ball from container."
'It took me FOREVER,but I think I finally got it right!'
Suurrreeeee ya did.
We were now all sitting at the table eating the yummy feast. I was sitting between Eddie and Karla.
I like to think the OCs are sitting at a kiddy table eating a plate of pizza rolls.
At the beginning,I tried to sit by Shadow,but he traded seats!
It says something about Lacey that the only people willing to sit next to her are a jerk and a blank void.
But oh well,I wasn't going to let that ruin my fun. I was enjoying lots of pies! XD
"Uhhhh...Lacey?" Eddie said,looking rather nervous.
"What?" I ask while eating the pies without a fork.
"That was my plate."
"Oh,sorry." I say as I continue to eat while ignoring whatever it was anyone had to say,or at least trying to.
"Lacey!" Tails said. "Be careful! I'm not too sure of exactly what the limit of your necklace is!"
"Fine then! I'll eat the cranberry stuff." Turns out I REALLY love that stuff!
I then listen to what Karla was saying.
"Just think,if the Pilgrims brought donkey instead of turkey on the May Flower,we'd all be getting a big piece of a** every Thanksgiving."
From this story alone you can pick out which school subjects Moonshine failed in.
(Moonshine92: Haha! Karla aka blueraven93 actually said that! Oh the things she comes up with.)
I like these little pointless blurbs. This way, if anyone ever calls me out on hating the real life Karla instead of keeping it aimed at the fake Karla, I can use them as proof that she's not just awful in fictionland!
Everyone,but Tails and Knuckles started laughing out loud.
Rule of thumb author; The more you hype up how funny something was, the less funny it gets. And that line didn't have any funny to spare.
"I like the sounds of that." Shadow said smirking,thinking about other things besides actual donkeys.
"Haha,that's funny Karla,haha. Hey pass me the cheese ball." Sonic said.
"Here you go." Jake said handing him the plate with the cheese ball.
"Thanks." Sonic said right before cutting it with a butter knife.
"Hey Knuckles pass me the ham." Karla said.
FINALLY, someone's having a proper reaction to this kit!
"Oh I'm sorry. Can you not hear me? Hehe,I said...PASS ME THE F***ING HAM ALREADY B**CH!"
I think this is the most sudden turn from K to T I have ever seen.
Looks like her second personality came along. X)
Wait, this has been the nice version this whole time?!
"*ROAR!* Make me!"
"Thank god you said that!" Karla said as she pulled out her shovel.
Yeah, I'm sure you wouldn't have pulled that out if he hadn't. After all, you've never pulled it out for incredibly stupid reasons before!
Just when they were about to fight,we felt the table start to rumble a bit.
Just then,we saw the cheese ball start to grow and grow and GROW.
Took it long enough.
"Wow! And I was afraid there wasn't going to be enough!" I said happily.
"For ME, that is! MY FOOD, MINE!"
"Lacey! It's taking over the table!" Karla said.
"I think its alive!" Sonic yelled as it formed into a huge melting cheese monster thing.
"*ROAR!*" It looked down at all of us.
You're a Moonshine creation, you don't get to look down at anyone.
"You think your tough? I'll take you down!" Knuckles said taking a fighting stance.
Canon Knuckles could. This Knuckles can't.
The cheese monster then started to make a grumbling laughing sound. Then nodded its head as if saying 'Bring it on!' right before it began to grow some more. It grew so big that it broke through the roof of the house.
"Right through my bedroom!"
"My house!" Yelled Tails.
"Way to pick a day to invite company." Karla smirked.
"Hey,Tails told me to."
WORDS! Use them!
'Heh the cheese monster looks like a sea monster. X)'
Which looks like...?
The cheese monster then dives down and swallows up Knuckles.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Karla yelled. "Now,whose going to pass the ham?"
"Hey its on the move!" Yelled Jake as the monster broke through the house and went into the city.
"Follow it!" Tails yelled. "Shadow! Lead the way! I'm going to the lab,I'll catch up when I can."
"Aw! No fair! Why do you get to chill out in your nerd cave,while we have to chase after Lacey's disordered food?" Karla yelled.
I've got an idea, maybe if you offer Karla to the monster, it'll be so revolted it'll commit suicide!
"I'm going to make something to stop the monster! Now go! Before it ruins anything else!" Tails yelled before running into his lab.
"Hold on." Shadow said to us as we chaos controlled near the monster.
We appeared in the city full of buildings and streets.
As opposed to a city full of lollipops and napkins.
People were screaming and running for there lives,as cars sped away.
I can think of about ten movies with a scene like that that I should be watching right now instead of reading this.
"Wow! What a rush!" Eddie said.
"Let's split up!"
lets do this!" Yelled Sonic right before dashing over to the monster along with everyone else.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Yelled Karla while she was stabbing the cheese monster repeatedly with her shovel with little success.
"Chaos spear!" Shouted Shadow as he shot glowing yellow spears at the monster's head causing some of the cheese to melt.
While they were doing that,Sonic spin dashed the monster,causing it to roar in anger.
"Alright pal! Time to cough him up!" He yelled.
"I will eat you alive!" I yelled as I started taking bites from it's side. 'Hey! I made a GOOD cheese ball! =D'
I look behind me and see Jake and Eddie standing there.
Their current actions are a metaphor for how interesting they are.
'Oh thank goodness,now I don't feel left out anymore. =)'
"It's ok,I don't have any real powers either-"
Jake then loads up a shadow spear in his hand while taking aim,and Eddie flinches his arms right before they ignited in flames.
Slowly burning Eddie alive.
"What?" They ask.
"...uh,never mind." I say.
I hate a**pulls, too.
As we're all attacking the cheese monster I begin to notice it was...melting? I look up to see that its Shadow and Eddie causing it to melt.
Yeah, cheese melts. This really isn't a new development.
Some chaos spears sent from Shadow would hit and leave melted craters,while some flaming kicks and punches from Eddie would leave some melted cheese slides.
If you're ever going to write something with a point?
I look again and see that some shadow spears from Jake would hit and leave burnt spots. All that made me have MANY flashbacks of Karla yelling at me for burning lots of grilled cheese sandwiches.
'Hm,yeah those sandwiches REALLY didn't hold up.'
Then it hit me.
"It" was a car.
"Oh!" I look for the closest person who wasn't too high to hear me.
Jake and Eddie can fly? Cause I know Shadow can't.
I look to see that Sonic had crashed into the gravel of the street.
Running up to him,I say "Sonic! I know what we should do!"
Sonic listened then kicked her far away.
"No, we are not going to stop to get you candy!"
"Lacey,not now. Now's not the time for one of your random ideas." He said while getting up and walking back to the battle.
You don't get to complain, he's right any way you slice it. Except the correct word is "Stupid", not random.
"No really Sonic! I know what we should do! It's cheese for crying out loud! We could melt it!" I say trying to get his attention.
Melt it? So, you saw them melting cheese, and got the idea to melt it? That's what they're already doing, you idiot!
He comes to a halt.
"Not so random now,am I?" I say smugly.
Hey guys, I've got this awesome idea! What if we put seeds in the ground on large plots of land, and bunch of people help them grow? So we have more food and jobs! I'm clever, praise me! XD
Just then we hear the sound of a plane's engine right above us.
"Tails!" We both yell.
Suddenly my necklace vibrates again right before Tails' voice speaks up.
"Lacey! How is everyone holding up?" He asks.
"I'm flying blindfolded, so I can't see for myself."
A flaming Karla then screams right before crashing into the gravel of the street.
Best part of this whole story.
"Wrong target you idiot!" She yelled angrily right before leaping back into battle.
Seriously, whoever did that just earned major points! Of course, if it was Jake or Eddie their points would still be in the negatives, but still!
"...Well now that you ask...everything's going GREAT!"
Even Lacey enjoyed Karla getting hurt!
"Tails! What's the plan?" Sonic asks.
"I have managed to make a special chemical formula of small microscopic bacteria cells that is guaranteed to devour dairy products."
Annndddd they don't get it...
"...what?" Me and Sonic ask.
"I made a chemical that will eat up the cheese monster!"
It really wasn't hard to understand to begin with...
"Oh,then what are you waiting for Prower? Shoot!"
"Uh,that's the problem Sonic.
It wont work that good if its just on the surface.
"That good"? So, it'll still work?
You need to somehow get it inside the monster."
"Wonderful." Sonic said sarcastically.
"Good luck with that." I say snickering.
"I suggest that our best chances of the formula working is if you get eaten while holding the formula."
Make Lacey get eaten. It's only fair, since ya know, THIS IS ALL HER FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE!
"Ok,WAIT,WHAT?" He yelled. "No way! I can't! Isn't one of us getting eaten for the day enough already"
'Oh yeah,I totally forgot about Knuckles. X)'
Why wouldn't you? After all, he isn't one of your thrilling and captivating self inserts.
"Have fun Sonic." I say patting his shoulder with a smirk.
"Uh-wait! No! I don't have to! Cause uh..Lacey! Yeah Lacey! She said we could just melt the cheese! Yeah! Lets melt it's gut through,then just throw the formula in! Yes!"
"...Sonic that just might work! Unfortunately the X Tornado doesn't exactly shoot fire.
The X Tornado? You mean that thing Tails claimed was all purpose? Yeah, I'm gonna have to say that would probably include some sort of firing weapon. At the very least, it has a transformation where it has a shield and sword.
And the risks of hurting someone are high. It's up to all of you down there to follow on through that plan. I'll be the one to fire the formula capsule when you manage to melt an opening through the cheese."
"Ok,we're on it Tails!"
"Good luck! Over and out."
"So what's the plan?" I ask.
He looks up at everyone fighting.
"We'll get Shadow,Jake,and Eddie to focus all their power on the gut of the monster."
"I have a plan! We'll make Shadow, Jake, and Eddie focus all their power on the gut of the monster!" Lacey proudly announced before looking at Sonic, waiting for her praise.
Seriously, what the hell is this supposed to mean?
Turns out the monster crushed some cars.
"Well you better hurry then." I say.
"Ok you get Jake and I'll get Shadow and Eddie." Sonic says about to leap up to them.
This fanfic isn't fair, get used to it!
I want to get Shadow." I say.
"Not now Lacey. Just go." He says right before leaping up to Shadow.
"Fine then." I say right before I leap up on the monster as well.
What a struggle that was,the cheese was all slippery due to the random melting.
I'm not an expert on melting cheese, but in my experience, it tends to get sticker when it melts, not slicker.
I finally get to Jake. The black and silver hedgehog was shooting shadow spears,almost NEVER missing. Much to the monster's dismay.
"Hey Jake!" I say.
"Enjoying those random new powers?"
"What?" He asks this time shooting a spear without looking or missing.
It's a target big enough to smash multiple cars at once, and he's shooting spears from, considering you're standing on it and talking to him, ten feet away at the most. It's about as impressive as not missing the floor while you walk.
"Me and Sonic have a plan. Follow me,I think he already got Shadow and Eddie."
"Ok then." He says right before we both slide down to the bottom.
Sonic,Eddie,and Shadow were already there waiting for us.
So, is the monster just sitting there watching this little press conference?
"So what's the plan?" Jake asks.
"You three are going to power up all your energyand focus it all onto the monster's gut."
"It was my idea!" Lacey yelled.
"Long story short,make a hole in the tummy." I say.
The story was one line long. How short does it need to be?
"After you do that,Tails will shoot a cheese eating formula from his plane that should stop the monster." Sonic said.
The three look at each other then look back at us.
"Screw this, I'm outta this crap fic!" Shadow said.
"Sounds like a plan." Jake says.
"Lets do this!" Eddie said full of energy flaming up.
The three then crouch down right before leaping up in the air,all charging up their attacks.
"Lets hope this works." Sonic says looking up.
Or else this might go on even longer.
"Sad." I say.
Broken sentence spreading!
"I was really hoping to see you get eaten by food.
Our hero, ladies and gentleman.
Ha! Talk about a twist,right?"
The correct term would be "Over used irony".
"You really have issues."
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!
"I'm not the one who tried to bring a floaty with me just to take a bath."
Pictured: Sheer terror and panic.
"Hey! I was only-"
*WHACK!* "*ROAR-* *COUGH!*"
*Face palm* *Head desk* Wall bang*
We look to see that the m0nster
M0nster? Sounds like something from Japan.
was hit by a flaming kick,a chaos punch,and shadow spears,all at once in the gut.
Is Chaos Punch closer to fruit punch or falcon punch?
It seemed to be struggling with something in it's throat after that. It's whole body kept flinching and twitching as it had many fits of coughing and gagging.
All of a sudden,the monster leaned its head back with a gagging roar,right before it coughed up a cheesy blob onto the street with a loud thud.
It is its baby! Kill it before it makes this thing go on even longer!
"Wow." Was all I said as the three continued with the battle.
"Hey it's moving!" I said pointing to the blob on the far end of the street.
"Come on!" Sonic said motioning me to follow him to the blob.
As we get there,we see that the cheesy blob had some red in it.
With this author, I wouldn't be surprised if the cheese was bleeding.
And it began to slowly move again while it...moaned?
"What the heck?" I say.
"Knuckles!" Sonic yelled as he rushed to his side,helping him get the gooey cheese off. "You alright man?"
"*Growl* Am I alright! Your really asking that? All I wanted to do was have a nice feast,but no! No,Lacey had to just ruin THAT with her very presence!"
THANK YOU! Knuckles might just still be sane after all!
"Knuckles I swear.
No you don't, Shadow does.
You've been really moody lately.
Considering recent events I think he has the right to be upset. Even ignoring that the author seems to think her characters' jerkish moves are ok, he just got eaten!
As Karla's been asking,are you on your...uh what did she call it again? Uh...dot?...spot?...comma?...p-p...oh yeah! Now I remember! Perio-"
Again, with Karla, that was probably a serious question.
We look to see that Jake,Shadow,and Eddie have finally managed to blast a good sized hole in the monster's tummy. It roared in anger as it stumbled back.
"Get down!" Sonic yelled as we saw Tails fly towards the monster in his plane.
How low is Tails flying that thing? Pull up, Tails, up!
We all run to safety as Tails then shoots a capsule full of green liquid into the hole in the monster.
The monster had cheese breath, but the mouth wash should get rid of it.
The monster then falls onto it's back after the blow. Tails' voice then speaks from my necklace.
"Get ready everyone."
We then all hide behind a car and watch as the monster does it's last roar right before dissolving away.
"That's it? It didn't even explode or anything! Talk about boring!" Karla said.
If you want a conversation about boring, look no farther than this fic.
"Glad that's over." Sonic said.
So am I!
Tails then lands his plane towards us.
"Good work team! You did it!"
He said as we started to notice some people running up to us cheering.
"Yay, the scene is finally over!" They yelled.
"Uh-oh. Paparazzi." Shadow said.
"Hurry. Hop on!" Tails said as he started up the plane again.
Uh, wait, aren't you going to ask where the hell the stupid powers came from? Come on, Moonshine, at least give us some clichéd rip off story!
We all get on and fly away. Turns out,I'm not good on planes.
"Ugh...guys." I say as I hang my head out the window.
"I was then promptly sucked out of the plane and died because I was stupid enough to open a window on a jet!"
They all look at me.
"Shut the window you idiot!" They all yell.
"I...don't feel right."
"What do you mean?" Asked Tails as he kept his eyes on the sky.
"My tummy don't feel right."
"Teen prego!" Yelled Karla.
No! The OCs do not get to reproduce! I will have you neutered if I have to!
"Wha?" I asked confused.
"It's ok Lacey,you probably just ate too much pie or something." Tails said.
"Ugh...It feels like something's coming up my throat-bla!" I hung my head out the window
There are no windows on the Tornado. No, Moonshine, the cockpit is not a window.
as I saw weird liquid stuff come out my mouth.
"Ugh...that can't be right." I groan.
Ugh, it's causing you pain. Ugh, so it's right. Ugh.
"Ew! Lacey puked!" Yelled Sonic.
"You got sick and couldn't hold your food down. Must be the fact that we're flying. You just have flight sickness. Don't worry,you'll feel better once we land." Tails said.
Aw, can't she stay in pain longer?
"I hope so-Bla!" I hang my head out the window again. "This REALLY can't be right."
Who the hell makes an airsick super soldier?!
"Don't worry Lacey. Like I said,you'll feel better once we-"
"No it's not that,its just that I don't remember eating a chicken bone."
That's what I was thinking. I mean...What?
There was no comment from anyone the rest of the way home. A few minutes later we finally arrived home.
"Land!" I yelled as I stumbled out the plane and fell to the grass.
"Well today went awesome! But I still want my ham." Karla said.
That was then we all remembered that the house was totaled.
"*sigh* we wont be eating in awhile guys. My house is destroyed!" Tails yelled.
What does that have to do with eating? Odds are there's a hot dog stand within a hundred feet of you.
"Boy did you really mess up this time Lacey." Karla said laughing.
Everyone then looks at me,Knuckles and Shadow glaring.
This is too good to last...
"...What? I tried,ok! Besides if it weren't for me,that monster would still be here!" I said.
"Hold on. You actually came up with that plan?" Tails asked.
NO! SHE ********** DIDN'T!
"Well yeah. Sonic wasn't lying just so he could get out of doing your plan Tails. I'm the one who came up with the plan to melt the cheese."
"Incredible." Tails said.
Even if she had come up with the idea, it's not incredible. It's melting cheese, not a cure for the common cold!
"What's so incredible about that? Anyone could of thought of that!" Yelled Knuckles.
"True,but not Lacey of all people." Tails said.
I guess finding out she has enough brain cells to recognize an event is pretty shocking.
"Hey!" I yelled.
"Her observations and problem solving has proved to increase over the months.
It took her months to get her brain up to "Cheese melting GOOD!" levels? Yeah, just throw her into the ocean now, she's not worth it.
The devise around her neck must be working!" Tails said.
"Wait,what? I thought it was only made to chill her out a bit." Sonic said.
"Well that,and it was suppose to slowly build up on her senses and common sense. Due to the fact that she kinda of lacked that at first."
"I can hear you,you know!" I said.
"Thanks for letting us know," Sonic said. "I was worried we might have had to get closer."
"It's ok Lacey,you'll be able to take care of yourself in no time." Tails said.
'Take care of myself? Wow,I didn't know I could do that. I can finally be on my own!
What's so great about that? You already have people cooking for you and allowing you and your friend to do whatever the hell you want here! Oh, right, "HE MADE ME RUN ERRANDS ONCE! WAAAAHHHHHH!" I forgot.
...eventually that is.'
"...Cool!" I said.
"Enough of the chit chat already and grab a broom or something! The house is still ruined here!" Knuckles yelled.
Hey, what happened to Karla's stupid dog? Not that I want it to appear or anything, just, you'd think one of the characters would be worried about it.
"Sure thing." Karla said with a rather evil look on her face.
While Knuckles was turned around picking up some broken wood chunks,she grabbed her shovel.
I can't believe it, this kit is actually making me hate shovels. Shovels.
"Night! Night!" She yelled as she ran after him.
"Ahh! Leave me alone you brat!" Knuckles yelled as he
The spikes aren't for decoration, Moonshine.
"Wow..." I said as they knocked over a tree. "I think she polished her shovel."
Polishing sounds like a good idea. *Goes to get knife*
Tails just sighed as the rest of us ignored the two and continued to clean up.
Well, wasn't that thrilling and important? Hey Moonshine, quick tip, your flashbacks should not be so long that I forget they're flashbacks!
So yeah that was
Not even Jesus can keep this unholy demon away.
Man,was it cold! But is wasn't near as disastrous as the whole cheese monster thing.
This kit had better get coal.
"*Yawn* Man,what time is it?" I peak out from under my blanket and see that the clock read 5 in the morning.
"And I was back in my normal bed.
'It was all a dream?" I cried. "Me and my friends don't step on Sonic characters and have a**pull powers?'"
I try to go back to sleep but then I keep hearing a noise. It sounded like pacing footsteps.
I get out of bed and go downstairs. As I tiptoed down the last of the steps with a flashlight,I saw a figure walking around the small coffee table in the living room.
"Gotcha!" I yelled as
Yay, Karla's dead, happy ending!
"Ah!" She yelled holding her shovel,right before covering her mouth.
I then notice that there were cookies and milk on the table.
More oatmeal raisin.
"Heck yes." I say as I reach for one.
"Don't!" She sternly snapped as she slapped away my hand.
Karla's never cool.
"Shh! This is bait for when he comes." The black and purple ferret said.
"When who comes?" I ask.
How the hell do you not know about Christmas until the morning of? What is she, blind and deaf?
She then tells me of a big fat guy who dresses in red and white,and is too lazy to buy a car,so instead he makes reindeer go through hard labor in order to drive him around. She also mentioned that he is obsessed with knowing about who's kid is naughty,and that he likes to sit random kids on his lap. And that he likes to sneak into people's homes at night while their sleeping and eats all their cookies and drinks all their milk.
Someone's mad cause they get coal every year.
"Wow,that does sound awful." I say. "I love cookies."
"Exactly,so that's why your going to help me." Karla says
"Why? I'm tired!"
"Do you love cookies or not?"
"Ok fine." I say as we both start to pace around the coffee table.
It was then that I notice the huge light up tree in the living room.
Scratch the other comment, blind deaf people are more observant than this.
"Hey isn't that the tree Shadow brought in yesterday?" I ask.
"The tree was small and dying, as most trees that are left at the lot until the last day are."
Heh,Tails was really unhappy when Shadow brought it in,which I don't see why.
Tails is Jewish.
I'm starting to see why this chick likes Shadow, they both have so many dang flashbacks!
We were all just sitting in the living room when-
We look to see that a huge pointed tree had crashed through the window. Shadow then leaps from the tree with his arms crossed and simply says
"Damn! I missed the OCs!"
"So where do you want it?"
He obviously doesn't want it if he waited this long. Seriously.
I think he did ok. =D
The sun started to slowly rise up as we got more tired. Our pacing turned to crawling,
Yes, crawl, down on the floor where you belong!
then before we knew it,we both fell asleep on the floor.
"Santa stepped on us on his way to put coal in our stockings."
As the two ferret friends fell asleep,a big egg shaped man dressed in red and white was watching them with binoculars through the window while in his hovering car thingy (Yeah I have no clue what it's called,but you Sonic fans know what I mean.)
It's called Google!
It was Eggman.
Gee thanks, I never would have guessed.
"Haha,so everyone is finally asleep. Great! This will finally give me a chance to break into that fox's lab! Hahaha!" He laughed.
"Yeah,but uh sir? Why did you have to dress like that?" Asked his robot.
"So I will blend in. No one will suspect anything while I'm dressed as Santa!" He snapped.
"Oh I get it. Great thinking boss. You have the perfect figure for it!"
I'm going to assume the robot's an OC. I am going to name it IDI-07.
"What!" Yelled Eggman.
"Nothing sir!" The robot said nervously.
"Another remark like that,and you'll end up as scrap metal!
Eggman, are you angry because you're in this fic?
Now,put this on!" Eggman said as he handed the robot a red light up thing to wear as a nose,and two twigs to wear on as antlers. "You'll be waiting on the roof while I go in."
I'm going to ignore the question of WHY and just ask why he can't just make a robot reindeer.
As we slept on the floor,I could have sworn I heard a small thud above us then some other sounds,but eh,I didn't feel like getting up. Just then I heard footsteps coming from the stairs and they seemed to get closer and closer. Then finally the footsteps stopped on top of me.
'Oh good. Now I can go back to sleep.' I thought with my eyes still closed.
"Get up you two. What are you doing on the floor anyways?" I heard Tails ask.
"Uhhh..." I was then interrupted by Karla yelling
"Ah! He took the bait without us noticing! You win this round cookie stealer,but the day isn't over yet!" Karla yelled with her shovel proudly in the air.
I swear every line from this kit makes me want to shoot a kitten.
"Uh,who took what bait?" Asked Tails with a confused face.
Just some fishermen who wandered in from the street. They were out.
"The fat guy." I said with a smile.
"The cookies and milk were the bait. And now there gone!" Karla yelled.
No, there's not gone, it's right over there.
Just then I noticed a chocolate flavor in my mouth,
Can you notice anything within a realistic period of time?
along with some crumbs on my face. Tails noticed and looked like he wanted to laugh and simply said
"Yeah..that's a crime alright."
Of course, the one time I'd want Karla to be a jerk to the people who bother her it doesn't happen.
I then noticed the clock said is was seven in the morning.
"Is was seven- Wait, what the hell is this?"
"Why are you up so early?" I asked.
"Well the government tends to send us gifts around this time. It's their way of thanking us for all the times we saved the day." Tails said.
"Thanks for saving the world so many times, have a package of socks!"
"Lucky!" Yelled Karla. "I always get coal around this time,and that was from my mother!"
Well, that's what happens when you spend all year being a violent jacka**!
"Well you two just sit down for a sec,I'll wake the others." Tails said as Karla and I sat on the couch. Before we knew it,he managed to get everyone sitting around in the living room. Of course he kinda had a hard time with Shadow and Knuckles.
"I don't wanna sit with the OCs!"
"Ok guys,grab the box with your name on it." Tails said.
Turns out that gifts with names on them are put under glowing trees. This is a strange place indeed.
I open mine to see a card with writing on it. As sad to admit,I kinda still had a few issues with the ability to read.
(Its the same in real life,I cant read.)
It would tend to come and go.
"...Karla read this please!" I said waving the card in her face.
"It says...Hm, it's just a ton of signatures with the words 'GET THE HELL OUT LACEY!' written at the top."
"Dear Lacey/creation 54:project mammal, we are glad to see that you have been found by the Sonic gang. They are very good influences for you,and will most definitely help you build a future for yourself. If it wasn't for Mr. Prower,we would have destroyed you.
Tails, stop interfering with the government!
Hope you enjoy your life here, GUN."
Why would G.U.N. need to enjoy their lives here?
Karla finished. "Wow,they REALLY sound nice."
I know! They could have been the heroes of this story, but alas, it was not meant to be.
"What does destroy mean?" I asked.
"Well uh...it means,uh
It means they kill you, subsequently making everyone on the planet happier.
hey! You got something else in the box." Tails said.
I look and pick up the object in the box.
"Uh..." I say.
"HAHAHA! Did they seriously just give you a dog collar? Hahaha!" Laughed Karla.
This kit would laugh at paint drying, wouldn't she?
"Grr! I'm not a dog!" I yell as I throw the collar to the floor.
Dang right you're not! Dogs are much smarter and more likeable!
"What the f**k is this!" I hear Shadow yell holding his opened box.
Sonic walks over to see Shadow's box,he starts to snicker.
"Oh another one again?" Sonic says holding in a laugh.
"F**k this!" Shadow said as he threw the box on the ground in anger.
I pick up the box to see a very thick book in it.
Why do they keep sending you War and Peace?
I give the book to Karla
"Hm...Time to stop being a monstrosity,the book that will make you a better citizen. It's never too late." Karla read.
Oops, looks like that was supposed to go to Karla.
"Hahaha,that sounds funny." I say.
"It sounds stupid! I nearly destroy the planet ONE TIME and they get this CRAZY idea that I'm some dangerous,psychopathic,monstrosity!" Shadow said.
Yeah, that must be why they let you work for them.
Karla opens her box to see a spoon taped on a card that said
'Dear Karla/ferret,maybe you'll get into less trouble if you use this instead of a shovel,GUN'
So, G.U.N. knows she runs around hurting people but they haven't done anything about it?
"Aw! My coal was more entertaining than this! I could throw it at people."
You know I hate you when even your misery makes me angry.
Sonic got a metal of honor,according to him,it's not his first one. Tails got a strange looking calculator that he claimed to be very special.
It can calculate the exact date when someone will die...
And Knuckles got some yellow glowing recycling gloves,he wasn't happy at all. It was then we all looked at the clock,it said it was now around eight. Tails then got up and put on a scarf before walking to the door.
"Well I gotta go. I need to pick up a few things for some of my inventions." Tails said right before he left.
"Well, I'm out of here before they ruin the rest of my Christmas."
I'm splitting this in half because it's way too long.
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It got real quiet after he left,until Shadow got up and said
"Screw it. I'm going out."
"Where?" I ask.
"None of your concern." He said as he took his wallet and left.
"Huh,knowing him,he's probably going to a bar or something."
I think Shadow's gonna fall over dead from alcohol poisoning soon.
Sonic said as he got up. "Hey Knux,watch these two while I'm gone."
Sonic, that's a horrible thing to do to Knuckles! And on Christmas, too!
"Hm! You must be an idiot if you actually think that I'll be babysitting!" Knuckles sternly said.
"Come on please. Just this once! I'm trying to buy some stuff,important stuff!" Sonic pleaded.
"Like, OC Repellant!"
"Sonic,a huge stereo system for your room isn't that important!"
"Thanks for understanding,bye!" Sonic said right before zooming off,leaving behind a trail of smoke.
Then it got REALLY quiet this time. Knuckles slowly turned his head to us.
"And it just kept on turning, doing complete 360s."
Boy did he look a little unhappy for some reason.
At the rate that necklace is working, she should be able to stop saying "For some reason" in about...23 years.
"NO! Not happening! I am NOT going to be left alone with you two!"
Well, guess there's only one thing to do then. Kill em.
"Aw come on Knuckles,we can play thumb war." Karla sweetly said holding her thumb out.
Knuckles looked and saw that she had one deformed thumb. Her thumb looked as if it was too short and a little fat,like a little big toe or something. Seriously,it was pretty creepy looking. (No seriously,Karla/blueraven93 actually has a thumb like that. No joke!)
"That's it,I'm out!" He said as he rushed out the door.
...It's a short, slightly plump thumb. She's not the freakin Hunchback of Notre Dame.
As the door was slammed,me and Karla looked at each other. It was then that we realized that we were home alone.
"...PARTY!" We both yelled.
Things were going awesome,we played Just Dance.
"Party rock!" Karla sang as we both danced.
Sure. *Throws rock at her*
"High score!" I yelled as I sluggishly swirled.
"The screen flashed, showing our new record of 5 points."
"Finally. I managed to break in." Eggman said as he crawled into a window,falling on the floor roughly.
Wasn't the whole point of this so people would think you're Santa? Santa must be pretty freakin late if he's coming at eight o'clock.
Back in the living room,Karla and Lacey were dancing till they felt the whole floor shake.
Eggman's going to be mistaken for the "Cookie thief". I just hope Moonshine doesn't take as long to be predictable this time.
"What was that?" Asked Karla.
"Ha! I won!" Lacey yelled as she jumped up happily.
"No fair! Rematch!" Kara said as they chose another song.
Back in the room,Eggman got up dusting himself off.
"Ugh! What room am I in?" He asked as he looked around.
He saw that he was in a black room
Blech! Fire your interior designer, Tails!
with posters of hard metal rock bands. Also on the walls were random weapons,along with a huge poster on the door with an image of Shadow the hedgehog with letters on the bottom saying 'Death to all who appose me'.
"I'm in a Shadow fangirl's room."
It was then Eggman realized he was in Shadow's room.
And Moonshine officially passes the point where even other fangirls refuse to come within five feet of her.
"Better hurry and break into the brat's lab."
As he opened the door,he poked his head out and started to tiptoe out when all of a sudden he heard-
"TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK. BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP,NO. DON'T STOP,MAKE IT POP. DJ,BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!"
Yes, freakin Kesha exists in Sonic's world. Kesha.
Karla and Lacey had the volume on the game up on high.
"In your face Lacey! Whose a loser now!" Karla yelled.
"Not me!" Yelled Lacey as they pushed and shoved each other trying to win.
'Those two brats are still here?' Eggman thought as he ducked behind the staircase. 'Ugh,now what? hm...well they don't look like much. Maybe I could fight them...hm,nah better not risk it.
Yeah, going against OCs always ends badly.
Now were is that fox's lab?' As Eggman started to crawl on the floor looking for any suspicious places that a secret lab might be,a flying Wii remote went just above his head. It shattered as it hit the wall.
"And where do you think your going!" He heard Karla yell.
'Oh crud.' He thought,thinking he had been spotted.
"I'm going to the fridge!" He heard Lacey yelled as she went to the kitchen.
"No! Your only quitting cause you know you were about to lose! Get back here!" Karla yelled as she followed her.
As the two ferret girls left the living room,Eggman quickly got up and went looking around.
"Come on! Stop being a sore loser Lacey!"
"Karla,I can't even play! You just broke the remote!"
"...oh yeah. Well what now?"
"Hm...I don't know." Lacey said as she went to the window.
As Eggman was about to look into Knuckle's room he heard-
"AHHHHH!" It was Lacey.
He immediately leaped into the room.
"What is it Lacey?" Karla asked as she saw Lacey's shocked look as she stared out the window.
"It raining white stuff!" Lacey said.
But, that's for lifeguards only!
Karla couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hahahahaha! Wow Lacey! Any other person would've thought SO wrong!
"Lucky for you, I can't think at all!".
Hahahaha! It's called Snow."
"Snow?" Lacey asked.
"Yeah. Hey! I just got an idea. Lets go play in it!" Karla said happily.
Uh, it should be a light dusting at this point at the most...
"Play in it? We can do that?" Asked a confused Lacey.
"Yeah! Come on lets go!" Karla said as they both ran out the kitchen and outside.
"Yeah!" Karla yelled as she leaped into the snow,only to leap back out.
"Ah! I forgot snow was cold."
Fur you idiots!
Lacey just looked at the snow,unsure of what to do.
"Snow ball fight!" Karla yelled as she threw a snow ball at Lacey's face.
Back in the house,Eggman got up from the floor. When he leaped into the room after being alarmed from Lacey's scream,he had tripped.
"Ugh,what now?" He grumbled as he looked around tying to figure out who's room he's in.
After seeing some glowing yellow gloves with spikes on them in a mini little trashcan,he figured it was Knuckles' room.
"Hm! It's obviously not here." He grumbled as he opened the door and left.
As he walked around in the house looking for any sign of a hidden lab base,he ended up stepping and tripping on a small squeaky ball toy.
"Ahh!" He yelled as he fell roughly to the floor,face first. "Ugh,this is a waste of time! How can this possibly get any worse?" He said as he hit the living room carpet with his fist while looking down.
Don't you know you never say that? Author's just love following that up with more misfortune!
As he kept his angry glare on the floor,it was then that he notice he could hear breathing. Like little breaths. He hesitantly looked up,and saw a small Pomeranian looking down at him with his tongue sticking out. No doubt it was Bittsy.
Of course it's Bittsy. Tell me, Moonshine, where was she for over half this chapter and the ending of the last one? In status until it was convenient for you to use her again? Got it.
"Uhh.." Was all Eggman could say right before he heard Bittsy viciously growl while taking a step forward. "Uh-oh"
Back outside,Karla was about to launch a shovel full of snow at Lacey,until she was interrupted by a loud-
causing her to accidentally drop her shovel.
"What was that?" Karla asked while picking up her shovel.
"Gotcha!" Yelled Lacey as she threw a bucket full of snow onto Karla's head.
"Hey!" She yelled as she started chasing Lacey around the yard.
"Your suppose to LET GO of the bucket!"
Back in the house,
Thank you for that pointless intermission.
Eggman was running around the living room yelling,while trying to get Bittsy off his nose. Apparently Bittsy had mistaken Eggman's long pointy nose as a finger.
"Ahh! Get off! Ah!" He yelled as he shook his head trying to make the small fluffy dog let go.
How come no one can fight this thing? It's one tenth your size, stomp it into a fine paste already!
He then accidentally ran into something hard,a wall more likely,except for the fact that it sounded like metal. Eggman fell onto his back,with Bittsy still attached to his nose.
"Ugh..that hurt." Eggman grumbled.
As he looked up at what he hit,Bittsy decided he was bored with this guy already and simply let go of his nose,and left to Karla's couch.
Relieved of his suffering,Eggman got up and examined the wall.
"The wall had a very high fever and its parents were worried."
"Hm,something's not right here." He mumbled.
He then touched the wall and felt that it was just fabric,hiding something metal and flat. "Hm."
He then rips it off,and finds a metal door with a keyboard on it.
"Finally." He says as he starts typing on the keys,thinking he can crack the code.
Don't do that! If you open it, all the cold will get out and Walt will thaw!
Meanwhile,Lacey and Karla continued with their game of snowball fighting.
"I got you now Lacey!" Karla yelled as she threw a GIANT snowball in the air and whacked it with her shovel.
"Making it crumble into a bunch of small chunks."
"Ah!" Lacey shrieked as she ran from it,but was soon hit.
"I win!" Karla proudly said as she stood above a snow covered Lacey.
"Ugh...never!" Lacey yelled as she jumped up and threw a snowball at Karla,only for Karla to duck out of the way.
The snowball ended up flying through the house window.
"Ha! Missed me!" Karla laughed.
"With ten snowballs sticking out from her forehead."
Back inside the house,the snowball had flown into the living room and onto the tree lights,causing a spark to happen.
"Arugh! Curse this devise!" Eggman yelled as he struggled with cracking the code.
"A pox on this keyboard!"
"Why wont this work!" He then banged the keyboard with his fist causing the small screen to light up and say
"Yes!" Eggman said as he waited for the door to open.
"...Processing denied. Try again in 1 hour. Have a nice day." It said.
"No!" He yelled as he started to violently punched the door repeatedly. He soon got tired after awhile and leaned against the wall and slid to the floor. "Ugh,why is it never simple?"
Because you're not using one of the dozens of robot designs outfitted with blasters and/or super strength.
It was then that he noticed that the whole house smelled like smoke. He then jumps to his feet and sees that the air is slightly smokey. Just when he was about to leave,he heard the back door open. He looks and sees its the two ferret girls again. Grumbling,he walks over to the staircase and hides underneath it.
"I think you need a new pair of glasses Lacey.
No! Anymore pointless scenes and someone's going to start charging you for them!
I didn't see it." Karla said as they walked into the kitchen.
"No,I swear! There really was a metal figure on the roof! And it had spiky horns,and a bright red nose." Lacey said,trying to get her black and purple friend to believe her.
"Riiiight,Lacey I think you-is something burning?" She asked as she sniffed the air.
Both then run to the living room. As they got there they immediately saw the cause of the smokey smell. The tree had caught on fire.
Again, I never would have guessed.
Nope, you don't get to say the kiddie version after you drop F B and A bombs.
"Lacey!...do you know what this means?" Karla asked.
"ROASTED MARSHMALLOWS!" Lacey cheered as she pulled out a random bag of marshmallows,along with sticks.
Again, being this smart took months of mind warping. How the hell was she able to talk when they found her?
"Well,I was gonna say we call Tails and let him know that his house is in danger of burning to the ground...but I like your idea so much better!"
While the two were currently detracted,
Detracted: Reduce or take away the worth or value of.
Eggman decided now was the time to sneak out. Just as he was leaving his hiding spot,he heard a cracking sound above him coming from the ceiling.
Just then a huge crash was heard as the ceiling collapsed on top of him.
"Ahh-" Eggman was covered in debris.
"What the?" Lacey and Karla both look back and see the collapsed ceiling,along with a robot.
"What just-" Lacey was interrupted as the pile of ruble began to move.
Just then Eggman emerged from the broken ceiling.
But theses two girls didn't see him as Eggman due to
"Attack!" Karla yelled as she pulled out her shovel.
"Uh shouldn't we worry about the fact that the fire just got bigger and we're still in here?" Lacey asked while eating a roasted marshmallow.
So it came out really garbled.
"Think about the cookies Lacey!"
FINALLY! Sheesh, it took longer for her to be predictable this time.
"...Prepare to DIE!" Lacey yelled pulling out a flaming marshmallow on a stick.
This is not a cartoon, you don't get to use hammer space!
Although Eggman was kinda in a tight spot,he couldn't help but think 'Wow,are they serious? You gotta be kidding me!'
"Why the hell am I thinking like a teenaged loser?"
He was then tackled by the two as he struggled to get away. Karla had the upper hand. Lacey however was actually struggling as well.
Contrary to Lacey's belief, Eggman wasn't made of paper.
This confused Lacey a bit,she wasn't exactly a fighter but she sure wasn't weak when she got rid of the general.
I thought you had memory problems.
"Lacey!" Karla got Lacey's attention while hitting Eggman with her shovel.
"Free the deer!"
"Free the robot deer thing!"
"Oh...ok then!" Lacey then goes to the robot and pushes it to the door.
"Your free! Go! Go while you have the chance!"
"Uh...what?" Asked the confused robot.
She means "You're", IDI-07. Make sense now?
"Or do you want to carry your master back to the North pole?"
The robot had no idea what this ferret was talking about,but the very idea of even lifting Eggman was enough to make him zoom off into the sky and never come back.
"Awesome." Lacey said as she rushed back in the house.
"Lacey,help me out!" Karla said as she and Eggman were fighting for the shovel.
"On it!" Yelled Lacey as she leaped over to them.
They were in a huge cloud of dust as they fought.
"Tails hadn't cleaned the floor in years."
Again,Lacey felt that something just wasn't right. Not the fact that the house was on fire,but the fact that she didn't feel hyper strong like she used to. Karla saw that Lacey was in thought,Eggman took this to his advantage and kicked Lacey hard in the stomach,sending her through the hole in the ceiling.
Yay! I don't even care that a kick like that would probably be physically impossible!
"Lacey!" Karla yelled.
She then looked to Eggman and began to spin like a tornado with her shovel.
"She promptly got sick and threw up on herself."
"Ahh!" Eggman yelled as he was being chased by the spinning ferret girl.
"Ugh..." Lacey mumble as she stumbled up,she saw she was in the attic. "Somethings not right here."
I know. Karla just pulled a power out of her a**, Eggman has no non-pathetic robots in sight, you somehow got kicked in the stomach and ended up shooting up two stories, shall I go on?
She then poked her head down to the living room
Now you're pulling a stretching power out of nowhere, too?
and saw Karla
Karla sees her and says "What gives? You don't even seem to be trying!"
"I don't know. Its as if I forgot how to get hyper."
"Blame Tails for that. His lessons on how to be proper ruined you."
I applaud Tails. It's hard to ruin garbage.
Karla said as she whacked Eggman sending him through the couch.
"Karla,help me!" Lacey yelled out of frustration.
"Here's a thought...take off that devise Tails made you! Duh!"
You mean the devise that was introduced almost a whole chapter before you and was never explained to you?
"Hm?" Lacey then looks at her necklace.
Karla stopped spinning
She was talking and looking at Lacey while spinning?
and began to wobble in place as she was dizzy. Eggman saw this and quickly jumped to his feet,pulling out a ray gun.
"Fools, your constant use of your a**pull powers has allowed me to use them too! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"I've had enough of you! Any last words?" Eggman said with an evil smirk.
"Karla just stared and drooled."
They were then interrupted by a loud fit of laughters coming from above them. They look up and see Lacey hanging from the attic by her tail,swinging back and forth.
When did she turn into a possum?
She then leaped at Eggman causing him to drop his ray gun.
"Bouncey ball!" She cheered as kicked him to the flaming tree. "GOAL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Does this make her a doll? I was never one to pull the heads off of them as a kid, but I'll make an exception.
Just then they heard a loud crunch above them as they realized how big the flames got.
"Lacey! The house is about to collapse! Lets get out of here!" Karla said as she tried to pull Lacey out the door.
"No! I want the shiny bright wavy stuff!" Lacey said as she tugged back.
"Soon, due to her being 'Hyper strong', she managed to pull herself and Karla into the flames. And the world rejoiced and forever remembered it as the best Christmas ever."
"It's called FIRE Lacey! And besides I uh...got this!" Karla said as she pulled out her spoon.
"Shiny!" Lacey yelled as Karla threw it
"Well that was easy." Karla said following her.
Just then they heard sirens,they look up and see a fire truck speeding to the house.
"They saw that Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and Shadow weren't there and promptly left, leaving the OCs to burn to death."
Immediately the firefighters jump out and work at putting out the flames.
Lacey and Karla look up at the sky and see Tails speeding through the skies towards them.
"What happened?" He yelled as he landed.
They were being morons.
Just when Karla was going to blame Lacey,she was cut off by Lacey saying "A HUGE ball came and attacked! HAHAHAHA!"
"Ahhhhh!" Tails was interrupted as Eggman came running through the wall of the house,and dashed away to who knows where.
Well, there's Eggman's hand wave. Hm, I see no sign of Bittsy...
"Uhhh...what was he doing here? Where is everyone? Hm...and why is Lacey all jumpy and twitchy?"
"You know,you ask too many questions." Karla said.
No, he asks just the right amount. You just answer too few questions.
"And that's how I got here, sitting with Karla in the cold snow after being kicked out by Tails."
Well we spent the rest of the day fixing up the house,how boring!
I like to think "We" means Lacey and Karla. ONLY Lacey and Karla.
But not as boring as Tails' lecture to Sonic and Knuckles about how they shouldn't leave me and Karla alone.
Yeah, cause it was totally all their fault! The fire had nothing to do with Lacey and Karla being complete idiots!
Shadow got away with it due to the fact that there's no reasoning with him,
I hear a noise. Like, a million teenagers just face palmed all at once.
and also because he's like a guest.
Why do I get the feeling this chick gets kicked out of hotels a lot?
And I had tons of fun for no reason,I don't even know what was so funny! I just kept laughing and laughing the whole time,and Karla was encouraging me to keep on laughing.
Hey, Lacey found her laughing place! Among the charred remains of other people's homes! Why does this not surprise me?
I don't remember much for some reason,but I do remember Tails tossing me the necklace
"It was a charred lump after being left in the fire."
and I immediately became calm again. Man that thing is weird,but Tails insists I NEVER take it off. He's no fun.
Another strange day this place has is called New Years day.
Next holiday on the calendar is Valentine’s Day. Be very afraid.
That one I actually understood sorta.
"New means something shiny, right?"
It's simply another year to start. Right? Well anyhow,I remember that day too.
I had a normal day of watching
"Hey Lacey,want to have a sleepover?"
I had not a clue what the term 'sleepover' meant.
I can just imagine the scientist making this chick, throwing darts at a word filled dart board to figure out which words to eliminate from her vocabulary.
"Uh...sleep over where?" I ask.
"I mean, we kind of already live in the same house..."
"The living room."
"Ok then,sure I can sleep on the other couch."
Tails had two couches
and one chair so there was plenty of room.
"Oh,I was going to let Bittsy have the other couch and you have the rug. But suppose you can bunk with Bittsy."
Sonic and Knuckles had tried to tell Karla that Bittsy died in the fire, but she didn't really know what "Dead" meant.
"Cool! I'll get my things." I say as I rush upstairs to my room.
I come back with a blanket and pillow. I also got a jar of peanut butter so Bittsy can be too busy to even think about biting me.
"I was going to lock her in the jar."
"So what now?" I ask.
"Do you even know what a sleepover is?" Karla asked.
"Nope,not a clue."
"Well, I mean, I do have a clue, with the meaning of the words "Sleep" and "Over", but it'll take another decade or so before the necklace brings my intelligence level up that high."
"*sigh* A sleepover is when friends get together and just goof off,maybe play a few pranks on the first one to sleep,etc."
"Oh...hey Shadow!" I call to the hallway.
"No Lacey! Girls only,that's the fun part. The boys are the ones to get pranked."
Gee, I wonder who's going to get the brunt of that.
Also, since when do boys and girls go to the same sleep over? Do girls normally sneak out of the house and take a bus to a boy's house just for some pranks?
"Also we must stay up till midnight."
"So says the ancient laws of the Sleepover Gods!"
"Do you want me to draw on your face?"
"Um, sure. But how does that answer the question?"
Karla then tells me that it's New Years and explains what people do at this day. Really it just depends on the type of person you are. It sounds to me that everyone has their own way celebrating. I was certain that Shadow was going to be the one to celebrate by drinking.
That's probably the reason why he hadn't left his room.
"He has his own bar in there."
Sonic went out to get a kiss.
"That should take about 2 minutes."
Apparently people do that too. Tails went to buy a lottery ticket. And Knuckles just bought a giant clock for his room. Strange rituals indeed. Karla and I chose to stay up all night and set up traps at everyone's bedroom door.
"It's how they celebrate New Years in this place called a 'Mental Asylum' XD."
She's not even pretending this is interesting or funny anymore.
We went to the fridge and pushed it all the way to Knuckles' door and left it there.
"That should keep him occupied." Karla giggled.
For about two seconds until he shatters it to pieces.
"But why the fridge?" I ask.
"Because it's cute!
Awwww, wook at the wittle...fwidge? What the heck?
Now come on,Sonic's next."
"Ooh! Can I do this one? Please!" I begged.
Fine,but make it good!"
"Oh don't worry,I will act like it's the funniest thing in the world while in reality it's as funny as road kill."
I then rush to the couch and snatch the peanut butter jar.
"Oh Bittsy!" I say as the small fluffy Pomeranian comes out from under the couch. "Look what I got!" I say as I open the jar and let the small dog get a good sniff.
Ah man, they're hallucinating again. Look, the dog sucked and was hardly ever around, why can't you just accept its death!?
"Go get it!" I then throw it into Sonic's room and let Bittsy follow after it.
As soon as the evil dog
THANK YOU FOR ****** ACKNOWLEDGING IT! Now if only she'd realize how painfully unfunny it is.
ran through,I slammed the door shut.
"Sonic stepped on the dog, leaving it fatally wounded and slowly dying."
"Now Sonic can have a sleepover too!" I laugh.
Dying and sleeping are two different things, Lacey.
"Awesome. Bittsy should have plently of fun now." Karla said holding in a laugh.
And this is the part where I decided I'm not doing this anymore.
Moron 1 and Moron 2 spend the rest of the chapter being humongous jackasses and pretending it's funny. Moonshine shows a complete ignorance of common sense and canon.
Now the author's note.
That took FOREVER!
Gee, I wonder why. It couldn't possibly be because the chapter was 8881 words long!
Ok,so I would have gotten this chapter up a lot sooner,but NO,there was a stupid tornado warning AGAIN!
Ugh, those stupid weather warnings! Why can't they just let you die?
Dang Texas and our weather problems.
Due to the warnings,it just kept delaying my typing. But no worries,I'm still typing. Oh yeah!
Yup, no worries, cause as far as I'm concerned this piece of crap is over. I'm getting the hell away from the story before it updates.
Funny text:Me to Karla(blueraven93)
Me-'I just made cookies! =D'
Karla-'Oh my god,who are you trying to murder? o.o'
And on that unfunny note, I'm out.
This post has been edited by Ergo: Sep 22 2012, 12:56 PM
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