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CCC #167 Finalists Poll
Which of these captions is most likely to get its author kicked off the UCL faculty?
"Needless to say, Guts was highly disappointed with the outcome of his Behelit." - Jackson_Fall [ 5 ] ** [26.32%]
"Okay, me, remember what the magazines said! Black de-emphasizes, stripes emphasize, and everyone loves a smile for the camera~..." - oneluckyduck [ 1 ] ** [5.26%]
"'Dammit, Jerry, this is not what I meant by dressing appropriately for visiting Amsterdam!'" - StabbyKobold [ 2 ] ** [10.53%]
"Having min-maxed all his options, Jerred had settled on multi-classing as a Sign Spinner / Prostitute." - ConcernedGamer [ 6 ] ** [31.58%]
"'This is bullshit! Lisa said she'd join me at the costume party! She never showed up, it's bullshit! Oh hai, Mark.'" - Deceiver [ 2 ] ** [10.53%]
"Let's go surfin' now/gettin' pretty tsundre now/wear a trash mini-skirt with meeeeeee!" - DeanTheAdequate [ 3 ] ** [15.79%]
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post Jun 20 2015, 05:58 AM
Hey there, boys and girls! Sit up straight and get your hands out of your pants, because it's time for more Cosplay! Caption!! Contest!!!


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This contest's winning caption is...

Having min-maxed all his options, Jerred had settled on multi-classing as a Sign Spinner / Prostitute.

Congratulations, ConcernedGamer!


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post Jun 20 2015, 06:08 AM
Needless to say, Guts was highly disappointed with the outcome of his Behelit.

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post Jun 20 2015, 08:15 AM
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post Jun 20 2015, 08:29 AM
Man this He-man Reboot Is weird


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post Jun 20 2015, 08:49 AM
After seeing an alternate future of himself as a weeaboo during one of his LSD trips, seventeen year old Bill Hicks declared "Fuck this shit, I'll just stick with comedy!"

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post Jun 20 2015, 09:17 AM
Okay, me, remember what the magazines said! Black de-emphasizes, stripes emphasize, and everyone loves a smile for the camera~...


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post Jun 20 2015, 09:23 AM
-"Hi, I have mommy issues."

-I know you want so SJW pussy, dude, but this might be going too far.


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post Jun 20 2015, 03:26 PM
That sword's actually just a cover for when the police come by, but while they're not around, he ventures for underage pussy.


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post Jun 20 2015, 03:53 PM
I don't know what he's compensating for here. I'm not sure he knows.


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post Jun 20 2015, 05:02 PM
Be it rowing the kayak or hang gliding across great chasms, this man is clearly ready for it. Wait, what do you mean 'it's a sword'?

"Dammit, Jerry, this is not what I meant by dressing appropriately for visiting Amsterdam!"

Just typical. You spend five hours picking your outfit to go fight the area boss with the guys, and you realize you picked the wrong purse to go with your miniskirt.


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post Jun 20 2015, 05:36 PM
Having min-maxed all his options, Jerred had settled on multi-classing as a Sign Spinner / Prostitute.

Well, at least the historical accuracy of this Renaissance fair is above average.

Ever since recovering from the bifurcation, Daniel had felt like a demon trapped on top of the body of a woman.


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post Jun 21 2015, 03:55 AM
What do you mean, my shirt is too tacky? It took me five minutes to make it.


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post Jun 21 2015, 05:29 PM
Here, we see Mookie cosplaying every Dominic Deegan villain ever.

Slaanesh's latest herald proves that (s)he is not even trying anymore.

"This is bullshit! Lisa said she'd join me at the costume party! She never showed up, it's bullshit! Oh hai, Mark."
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post Jun 21 2015, 05:51 PM
QUOTE (Master of AFTER @ Jun 20 2015, 09:58 AM) *
Hey there, boys and girls! Sit up straight and get your hands out of your pants, because it's time for more Cosplay! Caption!! Contest!!!


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Good luck in the contest, folks.


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post Jun 22 2015, 04:12 PM
"Let's go surfin' now/gettin' pretty tsundre now/wear a trash mini-skirt with meeeeeee!"

Ah yes, the renaissance. I recall seeing costumes like this in Raphael's "Saint Agustus Chastises the Weeaboo"

Someone pull my frays! Anyone? Please?


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post Jun 24 2015, 08:08 AM
Damn people are getting desperate for their characters to get into Smash Bros 4, huh?

They're really feeling their costume. Too bad no one else does.


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post Jun 28 2015, 03:34 AM
We have hit the Anime Singularity.


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post Jun 29 2015, 03:55 AM
Yes, yes, these captions will do nicely... Now, go! Go and vote for your favorite finalist in the poll, so that the dark ritual may be complete! Mwahahahahahaaaaa!


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post Jul 6 2015, 02:52 AM
Hey, kids. I've got some good news and I've got some bad news. The bad news is that I got so wrapped up in the excitement of celebrating Independence Day on the 4th that the Cosplay Caption Contest completely slipped my mind. I won't apologize for this, because that would be the same as apologizing for freedom. Attached Image

The good news is that you all get a whole extra week to vote for your favorite finalist in the poll! So go ahead and do that. I'll see you back here on the 11th.


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post Jul 11 2015, 05:33 AM
After a lengthier-than-usual voting phase, we can finally crown a winner for CCC #167. ConcernedGamer only leads by the narrowest of margins, but that's all he needs. In the cutthroat world of cosplay captioning, a single vote can decide the difference between victory and defeat. Bravo on your thrilling conquest, CG!

For everyone else, thank you for your captions, your votes, and your patience. Because of the delay, your headphones for the next contest will be free.


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