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CCC #157 Finalists Poll
Which caption hits that magical sweet spot between hilarious and high-larious?
"The unholy crossing of Movember, anime and the desire to prove that you have no junk." - P Dot Alex [ 1 ] ** [5.88%]
"Man, RedLetterMedia's storylines keep getting weirder..." - Max-Vader [ 7 ] ** [41.18%]
"Gendo: Well, that plan of cloning Freddie Mercury was a bust." - KingMan [ 2 ] ** [11.76%]
"I don't think this guy gets the idea of the new 'Dress Yourself to Match Yourself' therapy fad." - CuChulainn1290 [ 2 ] ** [11.76%]
"'Mr. Blart, Mr. Blart! How does it feel to be this year's Biggest Loser?!'" - Protto [ 1 ] ** [5.88%]
"Shinji really should've run away. He could've used the exercise." - Shmeckie [ 4 ] ** [23.53%]
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post Dec 20 2014, 06:51 AM
I hope everybody's ready for another exhilarating entry in the Cosplay Caption Contest! As always, you're in for a challenge if you want to beat your peers in a battle of witty one-liners. Of course, the real challenge this time around will be thinking of anything at all as your mind inevitably becomes overwhelmed with raw, primal lust for the living sex god pictured below.


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This contest's winning caption is...

Man, RedLetterMedia's storylines keep getting weirder...

Congratulations, Max-Vader!


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post Dec 20 2014, 07:14 AM
The unholy crossing of Movember, anime and the desire to prove that you have no junk.


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post Dec 20 2014, 09:50 AM
Even Gendo Ikari had to admit calling Shinji's stoner cousin Larry to pilot the EVA wasn't exactly the best idea.
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post Dec 20 2014, 09:53 AM
Man, RedLetterMedia's storylines keep getting weirder...


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post Dec 20 2014, 12:22 PM
Gendo: Well, that plan of cloning Freddie Mercury was a bust.


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post Dec 20 2014, 01:23 PM
Just because you got the personality and everything else down pat does not mean that you are Shinji Ikari...

This is why Anno doesn't want a live-action Eva movie.

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post Dec 20 2014, 08:21 PM
After much sweat and toil, a costume was forged that finally matched the floral-pattern wallpaper.


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post Dec 21 2014, 02:03 AM
I don't think this guy gets the idea of the new "Dress Yourself to Match Yourself" therapy fad.

This guy certainly has Shinji's character down, right to using his mother's bra as a chestplate...so, success?


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post Dec 21 2014, 08:02 AM
This is why they only do their reviews "Half in the Bag."

"So, yeah, I castrated myself to fit into the spandex better. Not like I was gonna use 'em anyway..."

The budget cuts to the newest season of "Power Rangers" are really starting to show.
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post Dec 26 2014, 06:46 PM
No matter how hard he tries, he will only be half as faggy as the real thing.


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post Dec 26 2014, 08:17 PM
If Woody never told Buzz Lightyear that he's just a toy...


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post Dec 26 2014, 08:52 PM
When trying to emulate your favorite homosexuals for con... Don't mix the awesome of Freddie Mercury with the pathetic of Shinji Ikari.

*Looks Down* Man... I'm messed up.

My new pajamas came in and I have to say, I finally feel right.


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post Dec 27 2014, 09:17 AM
"Mr. Blart, Mr. Blart! How does it feel to be this year's Biggest Loser?!"


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post Dec 28 2014, 10:56 PM
Shinji really should've run away. He could've used the exercise.


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post Dec 29 2014, 07:47 AM
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Nicely done, folks! I had to put on my galoshes to wade through all these gut-bustin' captions. I'd be handing out gold stars like a kindergarten teacher on smack if I could, but our bylaws clearly state only one caption may reign supreme. To that end, six finalists sit atop this thread in their own poll, patiently awaiting your votes. Pick your favorite, then show it some love.


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post Jan 3 2015, 06:49 AM
Okay guys, cool it with the votes. Jeez. Every finalist got some love this week, it looks like you guys loved Max-Vader a little bit more than anybody else. Congrats on a hard-fought victory, my man. As for the rest of you, y'all should feel proud just to have made it as far as you did! So close, and yet so, so, so, so very far.

Thanks to everyone for all the captions, all the votes, and all the laughter. You folks are the heart and soul of the Cosplay Caption Contest!


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