Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

 
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> CCC #155 - 11/22/14
CCC #155 Finalists Poll
What is the name of the author whose caption will at last bring peace to this chaotic land?
"Sephiroth: 'MOM? WAT R U DOING? MOM! STHAP!'" - Dashguy [ 2 ] ** [12.50%]
"Squidward was never the same after he became an otherkin and decided that associating himself as a transgendered Na'vi was a better option than to live next to Spongebob." - Maniak [ 1 ] ** [6.25%]
"I have seen enough hen- no wait, I still don't think I know where this one is going." - ConcernedGamer [ 2 ] ** [12.50%]
"Just another entry at a French catwalk event." - Protto [ 3 ] ** [18.75%]
"Final Fantasy VII: The American Live-Action Movie! With John Goodman as Jenova. (Also starring Christopher Walken as Cloud Strife and Bill Murray as Sephiroth.)" - KingMan [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
"50 jellyfish and 700 Twinkies died for this cosplay." - Bonglorio [ 8 ] ** [50.00%]
Total Votes: 16
Guests cannot vote 
Post #1
Master of AFTER


Working, man.
Group Icon

Group: Admin
Posts: 11,595
Joined: 24-July 05
From: Maim Street, U.S.A.
Member No.: 1
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 07:23 AM
Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up and prepare to have your minds blown apart by the vision of cosmic horror that is cosplay! Science has no explanation for this monstrosity! Members of the world's religions cannot defend a god who would allow such terror to exist in the mortal realm! Feast your eyes and decide for yourselves if what you see was born of flesh and blood or of a living darkness! Submit captions in the back! No flash photography please!


Attached Image


This contest's winning caption is...

50 jellyfish and 700 Twinkies died for this cosplay.

Congratulations, Bonglorio!


--------------------


"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
Pablo Picasso
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #2
P Dot Alex


Dumb jokes
******

Group: Members
Posts: 4,507
Joined: 16-August 10
Member No.: 373
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 08:07 AM
Either she's fresh out of the womb or somebody really should've cut the umbilical cord by now...


--------------------
I got one of these. C'mon, don't be shy.

"I am very edgy" - Dakari King Mykan.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #3
Dashguy


Advanced Member
****

Group: Members
Posts: 1,314
Joined: 24-August 12
From: Argentina
Member No.: 712
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 09:01 AM
Sephiroth: "MOM? WAT R U DOING? MOM! STHAP!"
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #4
TheOneAndOnly


The world's most pissed-off snow cone
****

Group: Members
Posts: 871
Joined: 23-January 13
Member No.: 803
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 09:46 AM
It's about time Resident Evil made a return to its horror roots.


--------------------
I'm the kind of guy who would spend all of his savings on lottery tickets, win the lottery, and then burn the money for his trash can fire because he lost his home betting on the lottery.
QUOTE
"Never poke fun at fatty fetishists unless you're willing to individually slap down 300 sweaty balls of sexual frustration and heart disease. Trust me, I used to spend a lot of time on Deviant Art."
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #5
Max-Vader


Ramming You Lethally
*******

Group: Members
Posts: 9,703
Joined: 23-August 09
From: The Fortress of Pornitude
Member No.: 303
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 10:17 AM
"Look, I know the theme for the cosplay-contest is "horrible abomination", but this is taking it too far!"


--------------------
I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
IN ORAL SEEEX
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #6
Maniak


I will mock all the fanfics in the TRI STATE AREA!!!
******

Group: Members
Posts: 4,368
Joined: 11-June 10
Member No.: 345
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 11:22 AM
Squidward was never the same after he became an otherkin and decided that associating himself as a transgendered Na'vi was a better option than to live next to Spongebob.

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty. They were not kidding when they called me well a witch. And after stuck in Hojo's lab, I became rather fat, and now I want to make all of mankind sad...

Because Papa Smurf was extremely prolife, he was not willing to let Smurfette go through with ending the life of her and Brainy Smurf's unwanted child. So using ancient smurf magic, he tried to bring the child back to life. But as Grandpa Smurf often told him: Sometimes, dead is better.




--------------------
It ain`t no mystery, if it`s politics or history; the thing you gotta know is, everything is showbiz

Alles was entsteht, ist wert das es zugrunde geht.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #7
ConcernedGamer


I'm very concerned.
****

Group: Members
Posts: 609
Joined: 3-January 13
From: Denmark
Member No.: 787
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 11:27 AM
Down on her luck, Violet Beauregarde allowed the Oompa Loompas to use her body for gummy wormy science.

I see that Brazzers finally got around to shooting that "Smurfette's earth worm orgy" porno that the Internet was clamoring for.

I have seen enough hen- no wait, I still don't think I know where this one is going.

This post has been edited by ConcernedGamer: Nov 22 2014, 11:28 AM


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #8
Protto


HOWLING
*****

Group: Members
Posts: 1,535
Joined: 10-July 10
From: a place I can't return to.
Member No.: 353
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 02:18 PM
Just another entry at a French catwalk event.


--------------------
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #9
That Guy


This suit is a Giorgio Armani.
**

Group: Members
Posts: 60
Joined: 10-August 14
From: Right here
Member No.: 1,295
Gender: Male



post Nov 22 2014, 04:09 PM
AAH!


--------------------
Remember the famous Russian proverb: "The hungrier you get, the tastier the meal." On the other hand, the French have a proverb: merde! ~Ostap Bender

"Do you know what second place is? The first loser." ~ [GM]Dave
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #10
piehater


Sneaky Member
**

Group: Members
Posts: 151
Joined: 1-June 14
Member No.: 1,144
Gender: Male



post Nov 23 2014, 05:25 AM
The horrifying result when a tentacle monster got bored of schoolgirls and decided to try a Na'vi instead.

This post has been edited by piehater: Nov 23 2014, 05:45 AM


--------------------
QUOTE (Bonglorio @ May 11 2015, 09:58 AM) *
If storytelling was cooking, Ryohgo Narita would be a five star Italian chef and Nasu would be a lobotomized McDonald's clerk pounding a frozen burrito with a hammer.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #11
KingMan


Dedicated Member
*****

Group: Members
Posts: 2,493
Joined: 6-October 12
Member No.: 745
Gender: Male



post Nov 23 2014, 10:47 AM
Final Fantasy VII: The American Live-Action Movie! With John Goodman as Jenova. (Also starring Christopher Walken as Cloud Strife and Bill Murray as Sephiroth.)


--------------------


"Why are you TRYING to be aroused?! Is this a Speed-type situation?! Is there a bomb strapped to your dick that'll explode if you get flaccid?" - Shmeckie
"Do what thou wilt, just don't expect others to like your sorry ass."

Current mocks:
Handle With Care
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #12
Bonglorio


Horrible person with an irredeemable mouth
******

Group: Members
Posts: 3,665
Joined: 15-May 12
Member No.: 647
Gender: Male



post Nov 23 2014, 06:44 PM
50 jellyfish and 700 twinkies died for this cosplay

This post has been edited by Bonglorio: Nov 23 2014, 06:45 PM


--------------------
QUOTE
[9:09:06 PM] Soren Highwind: Please don't make me a dick cannibal shane.

QUOTE
[11:45:16 PM] Scream: i have become one with the slug
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #13
Matto


3:<
****

Group: Members
Posts: 1,434
Joined: 16-April 11
From: Tim Hortons Land (AKA Canada)
Member No.: 470
Gender: Male



post Nov 26 2014, 12:52 PM
Unfortunately for the scientists of the world, the Smurf/Octopus/Flesh Tentacle Monster Hybrid Human was not accepted into everyday society.


--------------------
"I have no grudge against McDonalds but they are spergs who activated their aspergers. I am clearly in the right here and how dare they not take my input seriously." - Bonglorio

Matto's writings about vidya games:
Mario Mania:
#1, #2, #3, #4, #5


Game Reviews (In date order):
Okamiden, Link's Awakening DX, DoA: Dimensions, Donkey Kong '94, Star Fox, Kirby's Adventure, Star Fox 64, Pushmo, 3D Classics: Kid Icarus, TMNT 3: Manhatten Project, Crashmo, Super Metroid, DuckTales Remastered, The Wonderful 101, Bayonetta, Yoshi's New Island, NES Remix, NES Remix 2, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Bayonetta 2, Donkey Kong Country

YouTube Channel
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #14
Master of AFTER


Working, man.
Group Icon

Group: Admin
Posts: 11,595
Joined: 24-July 05
From: Maim Street, U.S.A.
Member No.: 1
Gender: Male



post Dec 1 2014, 08:01 AM
Thanks bunches for all the captions, everybody. No matter how many of these contest threads I read through, I can't help but get choked up at all the love I see pouring from people who come together to hate one image as a community. This... This is what friendship is all about.

Two hilarious captions and four pity selections have been nominated as finalists. As has been tradition since the time of our ancestors, we will now proceed to the voting phase. Pick your favorite and get clickin'!


--------------------


"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
Pablo Picasso
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Post #15
Master of AFTER


Working, man.
Group Icon

Group: Admin
Posts: 11,595
Joined: 24-July 05
From: Maim Street, U.S.A.
Member No.: 1
Gender: Male



post Dec 6 2014, 06:53 AM
I'm awake! I'm awake. We're doing the cosplay thing, right? It looks like Bonglorio totally crushed the competition on this one! His momma must be mighty proud right now. Congrats bro, and thanks to everyone for all their captions and votes and just, you know, all that good stuff.


--------------------


"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge."
Pablo Picasso
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Reply to this topicStart new topic
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 



Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 21st August 2017 - 09:13 PM