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 Master of AFTER
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 Hit the world spinning darker.  Group: Admin Posts: 9,356 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male  |
 Apr 14 2012, 10:30 PM
Dude. What the duck?
 This contest's winning caption is... Despite thousands of dollars in surgery and the support of millions of fans, Donald would never look the same after the incident. Congratulations, JakAttack! --------------------  You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
  
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DeanTheAdequate
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 Drunken Mage  Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Apr 14 2012, 11:53 PM
On today's Sesame Street, Big Bird's "special" cousin comes for a visit. Here's a hint, he can also see Snuffy.
Oh goody, I can tell I lost a lot of blood in that ski accident because St. Bernards do NOT look like this! I hate it when the polka revelers decide to cosplay for the chicken dance. -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick?  |
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Waffleman
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 Where's the mask, Araki? Group: Members Posts: 938 Joined: 14-August 10 From: Erie, Pennsylvania Member No.: 372 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 12:03 AM
Rubber ducky, you're not the one.
I don't want to grab onto HIS DuckTales. -------------------- Latest mock:
My Little Unicorn Chapter 19 Current mocks: My Little Unicorn: Magic is Believing, Kamen Rider Kaze, If I Was Your Nazi (Group Mock) Coming back soon: No More Heroes: Naruto's Story Completed mocks: What as StrangeCute Love, No More Eros, Infernape's Tickle Torture, Triangle, Fallout: Equestria Chapters 7, 13 |
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 i can't feel my arms Group: Members Posts: 1,586 Joined: 2-February 11 From: trolling for booty Member No.: 434 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 01:38 AM
George Lucas's pitch for Howard the Duck 2 was not well-received.
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Max-Vader
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 Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,117 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 04:07 AM
"Soon coming to a children's playground near YOU!"
--------------------  TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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xoxjoanxox
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 Fedoras everywhere. Group: Members Posts: 3,397 Joined: 5-September 10 From: your pants. Member No.: 384 Gender: Female |
Apr 15 2012, 04:36 AM
"Elmoo pls." - Bid Birg
Damn, KFC would have a field day with dem long-ass thighs. I can tell your family is from down south. This post has been edited by xoxjoanxox: Apr 16 2012, 05:38 AM --------------------  ~Morning. |
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Maniak
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 I will mock all the fanfics in the TRI STATE AREA!!! Group: Members Posts: 3,168 Joined: 11-June 10 Member No.: 345 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 07:10 AM
Now we know what a special needs Chocobo looks like
The time skip in One piece was not very friendly to Vivi`s old comrade. -------------------- It ain`t no mystery, if it`s politics or history; the thing you gotta know is, everything is showbiz
Alles was entsteht, ist wert das es zugrunde geht. |
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DraculaMarth
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 I know a thing or two about science Group: Members Posts: 1,412 Joined: 23-June 10 From: The ozarks of Southfield, MI Member No.: 348 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 07:42 AM
Hey Oneluckyduck, is this one of your cousins?
This is the real terror that flaps in the night -------------------- QUOTE (Dakari-King Mykan) No one sucks my cock, I forbid it! QUOTE (Howlitzer) He'll be missing a melon and a head when a nigga gets the munchies. Y'all white folks better hold me back |
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JakAttack
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 Picker, Grinner, Lover, Sinner. Group: Members Posts: 859 Joined: 30-November 10 From: the creative minds that brought you "Spaceballs"... Member No.: 412 Gender: Male |
Apr 15 2012, 08:16 AM
Despite thousands of dollars in surgery and the support of millions of fans, Donald would never look the same after the incident.
Due to shortages in Saint Bernards, many malformed ducks were sent in with kegs of whiskey to make up for the losses. Onlookers can only assume a few kegs were involved when making this decision. -------------------- You've heard of the Sierra Madre Casino. We all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a City of Dead. A city of Ghosts. Beneath a blood-red cloud...a bright, shining monument reaching out, luring treasure hunters to their doom. An illusion. A promise that you can change your fortunes. Begin again.
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go. QUOTE (Ryan King @ from "Go On") A player I don't care about on a team I really don't care about dropped a ball last night and I couldn't sleep. It's easy to care about things that matter - war, hunger, pestilence...is that a thing? Pestilence. Pestilence...pestilence. I see it as a triumph of the human spirit to be able to care so completely about something frivelous. |
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oneluckyduck
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 Celebrating is just, like, so mainstream these days. Group: Members Posts: 2,502 Joined: 11-February 11 From: Japenis Member No.: 438 Gender: Female |
Apr 15 2012, 05:29 PM QUOTE (DraculaMarth) Hey Oneluckyduck, is this one of your cousins? *whispers* He's my uncle John, actually. He carries alcohol like other people carry water bottles, has a mad look in his eyes, and he may not have been joking when he said he had to be muzzled...he said he likes to be riden, whatever that means. Creepy f***er. -------------------- I'm an old-fashioned man, who frequently talks about his empire-toppling dick. -Shmeckie
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Arc Baltic
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 Mash that DP FP Group: Banned Posts: 3,932 Joined: 19-September 05 From: Everywhere you want to be Member No.: 32 Gender: Male |
Apr 16 2012, 03:50 AM
In this case I guess we can be glad that not all their ducks are in a row.
Man that con goer is a real quack. Too bad they will never become a swan. -------------------- "We compare. Humans are creatures of comparison. Constantly deciding whether things are good or bad, or better or worse than other things. Eventually we make so many comparisons that our overloaded brains will accept anything, good or bad, right or wrong, not caring which is which." -Brandon Heat
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DeanTheAdequate
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Drunken Mage Group: Members Posts: 458 Joined: 3-October 11 From: Catonsville, MD Member No.: 536 Gender: Male |
Apr 16 2012, 11:46 PM QUOTE (Arc Baltic @ Apr 16 2012, 07:50 AM)  In this case I guess we can be glad that not all their ducks are in a row. Man that con goer is a real quack. Too bad they will never become a swan. *Slap* Da Fuq's wrong with ya son, at least try. -------------------- The forgotten member of the "Tribe of Spoon"
Winner of CCC #107- I've decided to let it all go to my head, then my pancreas, then a short trip to the gonads for release. Winner of CCC #129- Took me a while to push this rock back up the hill and... whoops. Winner of CCC #136- Whoo-Hoo! Whiskey and hookers on me! Seriously, drape them upon my slumbering mass. Winner of CCC #137- Two in a row! Do you believe in Miracles?! No seriously, the hell was up with that Jackie Chan flick? |
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Airrider
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 Flavored With Real Sumeragi Extract Group: Members Posts: 205 Joined: 7-February 12 Member No.: 605 Gender: Male |
Apr 17 2012, 01:26 PM
The first cosplayers line up for Pinatacon 2012.
-------------------- Riffings On Hold:
Twisted Metal: Anime Ambush Ongoing Riffings: Child Seed DID WARS Supplementary Material The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle Completed Riffings: Bad Memories Swansong Nameless Planetarian Lemon Little Bakery Of Horrors Concrete And Wolf DID WARS Star Destroyers Rampant "The SDR-5V Spider introduces the Inner Sphere to the future of battlefield fleeing. Blasts, barrages, or bombardments; when running isn't good enough, be good enough to Run Big." ~Zack Parsons of SomethingAwful, Dorkiest Mechs of 3025 |
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Deceiver
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Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 98 Joined: 16-June 11 Member No.: 495 Gender: Male |
Apr 18 2012, 03:06 PM
Everybody sing! "Duck Tales, herp derp..."
Michael Bay's reimagining of "Sesame Street" would prove to be the final nail in his career's coffin. And none too soon. Much like that classic Warner Bros cartoon, I hope this also ends with a duck having its bill blown off with a shotgun. |
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Agnitio Ex Machina
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 going places Group: Members Posts: 2,430 Joined: 7-March 12 From: Californication Member No.: 620 Gender: Male |
Apr 21 2012, 11:03 PM
Swiss cosplayers: inspired by the great outdoors, St. Bernard rescue dogs, and being prepared in case one falls into a glacial lake.
This post has been edited by Agnitio Ex Machina: Apr 21 2012, 11:03 PM --------------------  QUOTE (Al_Cone) I don't think you thought this one through, Machinavelli. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,356 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Apr 25 2012, 04:15 AM
Shit! Sorry folks, this totally slipped my mind. The poll is up now, and not a moment too soon. I'll leave it open until Saturday evening, but that's still going to leave us with a pretty short voting period. In other words, vote for a caption as soon as you see this, if not sooner! God, man, why haven't you voted already!? VOTE!!!
-------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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Master of AFTER
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Hit the world spinning darker. Group: Admin Posts: 9,356 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Apr 28 2012, 09:15 PM
That's some mighty fine votin' there, folks. Cut it out though, because it's time to announce the winner! The votes were spread out a bit more than usual this time around, but JakAttack was able to use his powerful political influence to come out just ahead of the pack. Congratulations to you, Jak! I know I may not say this often enough, but your mother and I are both very proud of you.
With Cosplay Caption Contest Number One Hundred and Seventeen now officially concluded, I'd like to wrap things up by thanking everyone who contributed their captions and votes these past two weeks. But I won't! Haha, only kidding. Thanks, everybody! -------------------- You needn't worry about anything. Simply trust what you see, obey the law, keep your emotions in check, and wait for science to find the answers to your problems. Don't behave disrespectfully, always be pleasant, share what you earn, and die having lived a perfectly ordinary life during which you never made a single enemy. |
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