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 Sep 5 2009, 12:29 PM
I once attempted to play an online dating sim to see why they were so popular. I quit during the introduction that had creative jokes such as "WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME NAKED MOTHERFUCKER." I think lacking a sense of humor is one of the requirements for these things.
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 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. Group: Members Posts: 10,158 Joined: 10-September 08 From: Can'-Ka No Rey Member No.: 235 Gender: Male |
Sep 5 2009, 12:38 PM QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Sep 5 2009, 01:28 PM) Yes, Bible Black. The anime-version is even superior to the game, if you can actually believe that. And the aforementioned sequel is worse than both of them together.  I hate Bible Black...it's disturbing. "Lol. Let's have sex and sacrifice humans in the school basement so we can summon demonic creatures and shit. We shall call it.. The Witchcraft Club! We should also get teachers to join in on the fun! Oh looks like somebody just got killed during intercourse! Somebody get some whore to wipe it up!" --------------------  "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. "Not today." - Syrio Forel I am He who howls in the night; I am He who moans in the snow; I am He who hath never seen light; I am He who mounts from below. My car is the car of Death; My wings are the wings of dread; My breath is the north wind’s breath; My prey are the cold and the dead. - Psychopompos |
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 Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,109 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 5 2009, 12:46 PM QUOTE (Badass Overlord @ Sep 5 2009, 10:38 PM) I hate Bible Black...it's disturbing. "Lol. Let's have sex and sacrifice humans in the school basement so we can summon demonic creatures and shit. We shall call it.. The Witchcraft Club! We should also get teachers to join in on the fun! Oh looks like somebody just got killed during intercourse! Somebody get some whore to wipe it up!" Best. Summary. Ever. Could you actually believe they left the most disturbng stuff out when they made the anime? --------------------  TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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Sep 5 2009, 01:10 PM
The game get's even more disturbing than the anime...?!
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Max-Vader
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Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,109 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 5 2009, 01:16 PM QUOTE (Gamer-e @ Sep 5 2009, 11:10 PM) The game get's even more disturbing than the anime...?! Well, so long as it doesn't get as bad as Goosh Goosh. Well... I can't promise that. The game and the sequel both have scenes that make Goosh Goosh look like Carameldansen. -------------------- TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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Yaoi Huntress Earth
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 A very wise and proud wolf.  Group: Moderators Posts: 7,827 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Sep 5 2009, 06:02 PM QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Sep 5 2009, 03:16 PM) Well... I can't promise that. The game and the sequel both have scenes that make Goosh Goosh look like Carameldansen. I saw your review of it and it was quite entertaining and you got a neat accent to boot. Reminds me of Something Awful's hentai game reviews until the banality of them pretty much burnt-out the author and there weren't any more for about a year and a half. If you want one that's really offensive, I suggest The Maid's Story. -------------------- |
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 Hit the world spinning darker.  Group: Admin Posts: 9,340 Joined: 24-July 05 From: Maim Street, U.S.A. Member No.: 1 Gender: Male |
Sep 6 2009, 12:16 AM
I really wish IPB supported topic tags... Tagging this thread would be a riot.
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Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,109 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 6 2009, 03:57 AM QUOTE (Yaoi Huntress Earth @ Sep 6 2009, 04:02 AM) I saw your review of it and it was quite entertaining and you got a neat accent to boot. Reminds me of Something Awful's hentai game reviews until the banality of them pretty much burnt-out the author and there weren't any more for about a year and a half. If you want one that's really offensive, I suggest The Maid's Story. It's nice to hear that I actually succeeded in making it funny. And yes, there's my accent... I never managed to pronounce "the" right, no matter how hard I tried, it would always sound like "ze". I guess bad Nazi-English-Pronounciation is hardcoded into us Germans. Oh, I remember those reviews. They inspired me to try something similar - the result were my videos. -------------------- TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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Yaoi Huntress Earth
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A very wise and proud wolf. Group: Moderators Posts: 7,827 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Sep 6 2009, 12:32 PM
I like that you're putting more screenshots in your reviews since it does help get the feeling of the game.
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Max-Vader
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Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,109 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 6 2009, 01:10 PM QUOTE (Yaoi Huntress Earth @ Sep 6 2009, 10:32 PM) I like that you're putting more screenshots in your reviews since it does help get the feeling of the game. Well, that's true. As for certain scenes I am not allowed to show on YouTube, you can replicate THAT feeling by bashing your head against the keyboard - how much depends on the game. -------------------- TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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A very wise and proud wolf. Group: Moderators Posts: 7,827 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Sep 6 2009, 02:05 PM
You could do an uncensored version for some other place. Maybe That Guy with the Glasses Might like it.
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Sep 6 2009, 04:46 PM QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Sep 5 2009, 05:16 PM) Well... I can't promise that. The game and the sequel both have scenes that make Goosh Goosh look like Carameldansen. That's not much of an upgrade, though... If I can pull myself away from Dissidia for five minutes, I'll have to check your review! You seem like cool people, so I have confidence you'll keep me entertained. Of course, if you can't, I'll have you killed. No, pressure, though. QUOTE (The Two-One-Five @ Sep 5 2009, 03:18 PM) Still an art student. You'll be drawing porn commissions on DevArt within ten years. So you have a problem with people that draw?! Yeah, you got issues. But, thankfully, ths forum has an ignore user feature, so you can go ahead and vent all your little mental issues while I can talk to the adults uninterrupted. As the last thing I'll probably say to you, let me say this: see a shrink. This post has been edited by Shmeckie: Sep 6 2009, 04:46 PM --------------------  Why does everything in my life involve buttfucking?! ~Screaming Soulcatcher |
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 That's a Jimmybean! Group: Members Posts: 7,072 Joined: 21-July 08 From: Teufort Member No.: 222 Gender: Male |
Sep 6 2009, 05:04 PM -------------------- QUOTE (TigerEyes) Change is mandatory. It's progress that's optional. "Stories about ordinary people doing extraordinary things are very popular but I'm a fan of extraordinary people trying to do ordinary things" -Kelly Turnbull FOLLOW GRUNDY TWEETER, OR ELSE Let's Play Pokemon Blue Version: Hardcore (Canceled) |
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The Two-One-Five
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The Kung-Fu Hippie from Gansta City Group: Members Posts: 4,729 Joined: 25-June 08 From: My father's balls Member No.: 212 Gender: Male |
Sep 6 2009, 05:05 PM QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 6 2009, 05:46 PM) So you have a problem with people that draw?! Yeah, you got issues. But, thankfully, ths forum has an ignore user feature, so you can go ahead and vent all your little mental issues while I can talk to the adults uninterrupted. As the last thing I'll probably say to you, let me say this: see a shrink. You put me on ignore a long time ago, yet you still listened. And I'll only see a shrink if that's your mother's profession [/yo mama] -------------------- |
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A very wise and proud wolf. Group: Moderators Posts: 7,827 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
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Killer Queen Group: Members Posts: 8,109 Joined: 23-August 09 From: The Fortress of Pornitude Member No.: 303 Gender: Male |
Sep 7 2009, 04:34 AM QUOTE (Yaoi Huntress Earth @ Sep 7 2009, 12:05 AM) You could do an uncensored version for some other place. Maybe That Guy with the Glasses Might like it. That would be awesome - but since "Y Ruler of Time" wasn't even able to make a full review of Elfen Lied or similar things, I'm not that confident. But thank you for the nice compliment. QUOTE (Shmeckie @ Sep 7 2009, 02:46 AM) That's not much of an upgrade, though... If I can pull myself away from Dissidia for five minutes, I'll have to check your review! You seem like cool people, so I have confidence you'll keep me entertained. Of course, if you can't, I'll have you killed. No, pressure, though. Thanks, your (pre-)approval really means something to me. -------------------- TigerEyes: "No means yes and yes means anal." |
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A very wise and proud wolf. Group: Moderators Posts: 7,827 Joined: 30-November 06 From: MO Member No.: 125 Gender: Female |
Sep 7 2009, 10:04 AM QUOTE (Max-Vader @ Sep 7 2009, 06:34 AM) That would be awesome - but since "Y Ruler of Time" wasn't even able to make a full review of Elfen Lied or similar things, I'm not that confident. So where is this review of Elfen Lied? -------------------- |
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First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. Group: Members Posts: 10,158 Joined: 10-September 08 From: Can'-Ka No Rey Member No.: 235 Gender: Male |
Sep 7 2009, 10:12 AM QUOTE (Yaoi Huntress Earth @ Sep 7 2009, 11:04 AM) So where is this review of Elfen Lied? Here. It's one of Y's Seven Sinful Series. And Franken Fran was an awesome series. This post has been edited by Badass Overlord: Sep 7 2009, 10:13 AM -------------------- "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.” There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. "Not today." - Syrio Forel I am He who howls in the night; I am He who moans in the snow; I am He who hath never seen light; I am He who mounts from below. My car is the car of Death; My wings are the wings of dread; My breath is the north wind’s breath; My prey are the cold and the dead. - Psychopompos |
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 fashion monster Group: Members Posts: 5,418 Joined: 1-March 09 From: Joplin, MO Member No.: 261 Gender: Male |
Sep 7 2009, 04:26 PM
I subscribed to you, MV. And I hope to see some more reviews by you in the future.
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Sep 7 2009, 05:04 PM
I haven't welcomed you yet so... Hi.
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