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"We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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From: The Fortress of Pornitude
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Anime, classic literature, Warhammer 40k, Homestuck, video games, fanfiction mockeries, the Marquis DeSade, Hentai, and Project AFTER of course.

Favorite Games: Team Fortress 2, Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3, Devil May Cry 3, BlazBlue, Baldur's Gate 2, Prince of Persia, Disgaea, Diablo 2, Golden Sun, Madworld and Anarchy Reigns.

Favorite Anime: Trigun, Code Geass, Speed Grapher, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Hellsing Ultimate, Detroit Metal City, One Piece, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, Baccano! and most of all, Monster.
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Ramming You Lethally

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Since you actually took the time to look at my profile, I'd be a damn shame if I didn't have anything to offer to you. So here are all my mocks, in chronological order, the fandom or series that is being raped in brackets and the substitute-title should the fanfic not have one or I came up with a better one in quotes. Mocks that aren't finished have this:*

Pieces of Memories (Disgaea)
Hope for Happiness (Fullmetal Alchemist)
I know you the best (Speed Grapher)
The Knight of Four (Code Geass)
ChibiUsa's Seventh Birthday (Sailor Moon)
A Lonely Island (One Piece)
Squad Broken (Warhammer 40k)
End of Dreams (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Akuma no yōna ningen (Disgaea)
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance (The Bible)
Shinji's Nightmare Cataclysm (Neon Genesis Evangelion, Warhammer 40k)
Reis Anatomy (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Orihime: Fisted (Bleach)
Bittersweet (My Little Pony: FIM) Team-Mock with Bad Girl
A sign of Loyalty (Warhammer 40k)
"Creepy Pedofic" (Homestuck)
"Sir Crocodile fucks Mary Sue" (One Piece)
"Luffy fucks Shirahoshi" (One Piece)
A Small Problem (One Piece)
Fallout: Equestria (My Little Pony:FIM, Fallout) PA Group Mock* Chapters by me: Two, Ten, Fourteen, Sixteen, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Seven; Extra: The Morals of Lolpip
My Little Warhammer (My Little Pony: FIM, Warhammer 40k)
My Little Fetish: Friendship is Kinky (My Little Pony: FIM)
Daddy Dearest (Homestuck)
"Underage Boy in the Shell" (Ghost in the Shell)
Psychostorm is GOD (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Spike's Sexual Revolution (My Little Pony: FIM)
Hussie/You (Homestuck)
The Hate Virgins (Homestuck)
GA: Do The Foot Fetish-y Thing (Homestuck)
In The Sex Battle Zone (Pokemon)
"JDR: Queen Bitch of the Misanthropes" (My Little Pony: FIM)
Can we try Anal? (One Piece)
Prisoner (Baccano!)
An Angelís Dark side (Disgaea)
120 Days of Blueblood (My Little Pony: FIM)
Fifty Shades of Grey (Twilight) Team-Mock with xoxjoanxox* Chapters by me: Seven Twelve Fifteen Eighteen Twenty-Five Thirty Thirty-Three
"Torturer, the Chaos Space Nazi Sue" (Warhammer 40k)
Dawns Skirt: A Sexual Adventure (Pokemon)
Right Down the Alley (Pokemon)
"Ponify All Humans" (My Little Pony: FIM)
Fallout Equestria: Pink Eyes (Fallout, My Little Pony: FIM) Team Mock with Bonglorio*
SCUM Manifesto (sanity and reality)
Tsavakin (good writing) PA Group Mock*
Living Without You (BlazBlue) GO Contest Entry

I also made a thread where I pick the repulsive website "Pokegirls" apart, which you can see here.

I have had a vision. It has been revealed to me by the secret chiefs of the world that I am sexier than Buddha and harder than Jesus. I cannot die.
Joan (requesting my drawings): I'LL PAY YOU
Paragon: I will literally pay you in oral sex if you go on a call and sing that entire song [Little Girls by Oingo Boingo] for us and record it
Scream: Welp guess its my turn to owe Max a IOU blowjob
Paragon: I think Max is rapidly becoming the new pimp of PA
Shane: Max for realest nigga of 2013
TigerEyes: No means yes and yes means anal.
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27 Jan 2017 - 21:18

For the art and to hit Facebook's 5000 liked pages limit for shits and giggles. Again I don't judge you on what you like just seems like it would be a bother to go around judging people all the time so I just live and let live as we only have one ride in the world so to spend it judging seems like a waste of time.
4 Sep 2014 - 18:58
Not at all because if you judge someone based on what they like and not on how they are and present themselves you're being very shallow. Judging someone's sexual preference based on Facebook likes is laughable.
4 Sep 2014 - 13:46
Master of AFTER
Damn, I never really realized just how many fanfiction mockeries you've done until now. You trying to show me up!? Because I will ruin your shit!
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